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Subject: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:11 am

LykeOMFG!! Happy Birthday, Becks!!!  :D



Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:15 am


I hope your birthday sucks and your children all get eaten by electric eels.



Well, that's not really showing the Happy Birthday spirit, now is it...?!  >:(



Now, let us remember BECKS by honoring his first and, sadly, last post...


So, this is only slightly random, but I was listening to the radio today and this song came on that starts off like:

"Black and white memories . A smile from the past..."

And then rest of it is like, "I know she's leaving, and that nothing stays the same." and then says something about shooting stars and rain . So, yeah, if you have ANY idea what song this is, please post!

If you know me, I know, like, every song ever ... So, this is really bothering me.




*Salutes* Here's to hoping he found that song....

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:19 am


He thinks we know him after one post?!

And the song's called "Becks sucks."

I hate you, Becks.




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Git outta dis thread afore I kill you... >:(


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Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 10/31/05 at 12:26 am

Who is Becks?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:27 am


Who is Becks?



Uh...


  Summary - Becks  Picture/Text
Name:  Becks
Custom Title:  Bitch, Please!
Posts:  1 (0.002 per day)
Position:  Wheezy
Date Registered:  July 24, 2004, 05:47:34 PM
Last Active:  July 25, 2004, 01:14:57 PM

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ICQ: 
AIM:  OhImScrewed24
MSN:  OCBecks00@hotmail.com
YIM: 
Email:  hidden 
Website:  The OC Boards
Current Status:  Offline   

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Gender:  Male
Age: 25   
Location: San Francisco
Local Time: October 31, 2005, 12:26:59 AM
Language: 

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Signature:
How far do I have to go to make you understand
I wanna make this work so much it hurts, but I just can't
Keep on giving, go on living with the way things are
So I'm gonna walk away
And it's up to you to say how far




Only the KEWLEST person on the forum!!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 10/31/05 at 12:29 am

How do you know Becks if he/she's only made 1 post?  ???

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 10/31/05 at 12:31 am

It's his birthday too:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1062

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:32 am

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1286


Her's His too. MAN she He was KEWL.




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Damnit, Luke..!


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Edit: Nevermind  :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 10/31/05 at 12:38 am


It's his birthday too:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1062

This guy's email looks familiar?  :o

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 10/31/05 at 12:41 am

LOL all these birthdays of people who haven't really made a contribution to the forums  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:42 am


This guy's email looks familiar?  :o




Dude..










...Woah  :o

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:45 am

He's so lucky...






































Sharing a birthday with Becks, and all...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS AND BETH'S Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:49 am

Today's Calendar
 Halloween
Birthdays: JagBrat (33), Becks (25), Icy (15), Annorax (24), MidKnightDarkness (18), DJ Roxy (28)



Hey, now I'm one of the lucky ones...*Sappy Grin*

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:51 am


SONUVA--

Becks made me miss my 1337th post!!!



He also caused you to screw up on your font sizing.

Subject: Re: Who the Fuk is Becks

Written By: whistledog on 10/31/05 at 12:53 am

This Becks dude sounds crackers  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS AND BETH'S Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:54 am

Moral Of The Story:


http://www.geenzorg.org/images/suck.becks.jpg

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS AND BETH'S Birthday!

Written By: Bobby on 10/31/05 at 3:31 am

Er . . . Happy birthday, lol.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS AND BETH'S Birthday!

Written By: jaytee on 10/31/05 at 7:48 am

Happy Birthday Beth!!   :) :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 10/31/05 at 10:16 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: nally on 10/31/05 at 10:53 am

I'm not going to wish this person a happy birthday because he's only made one post, and hasn't been heard from since July of 2004.

I wonder why so many people have registered accounts on here and never come back. ??? ??? Why all the inactive users?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: JamieMcBain on 10/31/05 at 12:57 pm

Ummmmm............ I have no idea who these people you mentioned are....  ::)  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS AND BETH'S Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/31/05 at 1:19 pm


Moral Of The Story:


http://www.geenzorg.org/images/suck.becks.jpg


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ARRGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Saving that!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 10/31/05 at 1:58 pm

Dude, I seriously saw this, went to Beck.com and almost e-mailed him wishing him a happy birthday.. you bastard.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 10/31/05 at 4:17 pm

Happy Birthday Beck.  :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/31/05 at 9:42 pm

Happy Birthday Becks....



one awesome dude, fer sure! ;)




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 10/31/05 at 9:56 pm

who the feck is becks?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: JamieMcBain on 10/31/05 at 10:00 pm

David Beckham?  ::)  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/01/05 at 7:22 am

Happy Birthday Beth  :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: nally on 11/01/05 at 9:38 am


Happy Birthday Beth  :)

The person is Becks, not Beth. And I don't think this thread should've been started in the first place.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/01/05 at 12:16 pm


The person is Becks, not Beth. And I don't think this thread should've been started in the first place.



Eh, it was just a joke, no need to get yer underwear in a twist over! I'm sure it'll be buried within the depths of the Playful Penguin Place in no time.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 2:16 pm


I'm sure it'll be buried within the depths of the Playful Penguin Place in no time.


... and then randomly bumped 9 months later.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/01/05 at 2:29 pm

You know what? I might just keep bumping this thread, just to spite all of you (nally). Muahahaha...!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/01/05 at 2:46 pm


You know what? I might just keep bumping this thread, just to spite all of you (nally). Muahahaha...!


egad! somebody call the fuzz - Beth's turned EVIL!  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/01/05 at 2:51 pm

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B.U.M.P
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http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=cartoon+devil/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11v7e7g5l/EXP=1130964562/*-http%3A//www.popupencil.com/charact/devil.jpg

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 3:23 pm


You know what? I might just keep bumping this thread, just to spite all of you (nally). Muahahaha...!


Do it.. that'll get our revenge on the "Separated at Birth!" and "I gotta pee" and "Bump Me!" jerks..

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/01/05 at 3:24 pm


Do it.. that'll get our revenge on the "Separated at Birth!" and "I gotta pee" and "Bump Me!" jerks..


Sheet! Yer BOTH eeeeevil!  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/01/05 at 5:13 pm

Hmm, oddly enough, this thread looks as if it's making it's way to the second page...






























NOT ON MY WATCH, BIZNATCH...!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/01/05 at 5:14 pm

We can't have that now, can we?!  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: nally on 11/01/05 at 5:17 pm


Hmm, oddly enough, this thread looks as if it's making it's way to the second page...

;D Making "it is" way to the 2nd page? ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/01/05 at 5:18 pm


;D Making "it is" way to the 2nd page? ;D




Yep, You heard me. Bizatch.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/01/05 at 11:30 pm

2nd page..?! I think...





















NOT!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: nally on 11/01/05 at 11:40 pm


You have a better way to say it?  ???

If the "What Drives You Nuts" thread was still around, I'd talk about it there. I see so many misuses of "it's"; with the apostrophe there, it is a contraction for "it is." To show possession to "it", don't use one.

I wonder if the "What Drives You Nuts" thread was removed a couple months ago when Jimin was ban'd.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/02/05 at 12:33 am


If the "What Drives You Nuts" thread was still around, I'd talk about it there. I see so many misuses of "it's"; with the apostrophe there, it is a contraction for "it is." To show possession to "it", don't use one.

I wonder if the "What Drives You Nuts" thread was removed a couple months ago when Jimin was ban'd.


Ooooooooooooh it just drivels me nut's when peoples use poor grammor!!!!

>:(

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/02/05 at 12:38 am

meh, I don't get my panties in a bunch over one or two grammatical errors....if I can read it and it's understandable....it's no big deal! ::)




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/02/05 at 8:16 pm


meh, I don't get my panties in a bunch over one or two grammatical errors....if I can read it and it's understandable....it's no big deal! ::)


liek oMg LOL stfu BBq!!11111111 gramer erors and speling gets me sooooooooooooo msd: so do tipod,

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/02/05 at 11:17 pm

Woah Woah Woah, for a second there I thought this thread was making IT'S way to page 2.









































I DON'T THINK SO

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/02/05 at 11:45 pm


;D Making "it is" way to the 2nd page? ;D


it says looks like it's making... so it's grammatically correct, Jeff.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: FaultyDog on 11/03/05 at 12:01 am


it says looks like it's making... so it's grammatically correct, Jeff.


Not like I'm entirely on Jeffs side, but he was referring to the second "it's" ("it's way" should have been "its way")  ;).

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/03/05 at 2:22 pm


Not like I'm entirely on Jeffs side, but he was referring to the second "it's" ("it's way" should have been "its way")  ;).


Let's just drop it.. the last thing we need (or I want, after 43 minutes of English class during the day) is a Grammar war.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/03/05 at 2:25 pm

We don't need a grammar war now do we?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/03/05 at 2:27 pm


We don't need a grammar war now do we?  ;D


No, no we do not.

Subject: Re: Whatever

Written By: nally on 11/03/05 at 2:27 pm


No, no we do not.


Me didn't thinked so.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/03/05 at 2:28 pm


No, no we do not.



I thought so.  ::)

Subject: Re: Whatever

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/03/05 at 3:32 pm


Me didn't thinked so.



What part of 'drop it' do we not understand..? Oy..


I apologize for my grammatical error. I will never happen again, Nally





Bump  ;)

Subject: Re: Whatever

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/03/05 at 3:32 pm


Me didn't thinked so.


ah.. ahahaha..ahahahahahahahahahahahaha...ah ha.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/03/05 at 11:56 pm

So, Becks, You're 25 now. The big Two-Oh. How do ya feel..?!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/05/05 at 7:00 am

Where is Beck when he wants to celebrate his birthday?  ???

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/05/05 at 3:20 pm


Where is Beck when he wants to celebrate his birthday?  ???


Beck? Probably in California.. he lives there.

But BECKS? I dunno.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/05/05 at 3:26 pm

Oops! Can't have this page sitting 5th on Page 1, can we?!  ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/05/05 at 3:26 pm


Oops! Can't have this thread sitting 5th on Page 1, can we?!  ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/05/05 at 4:25 pm

*Gasp* I think this thread was working it's way to the second page..











*Bump*  :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/06/05 at 3:22 am

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Bump/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=1225nqoou/EXP=1131355316/*-http%3A//alpha.shudo-u.ac.jp/~hsonok21/bump2.jpg

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 11/06/05 at 3:23 am


http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Bump/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=1225nqoou/EXP=1131355316/*-http%3A//alpha.shudo-u.ac.jp/~hsonok21/bump2.jpg
Now those are some horrendous haircuts.

:D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/06/05 at 7:26 pm

Hmm.. I have SO LONG WITH THE "Separated at Birth!" THREAD.. REVENGE!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: The only thread that matters

Written By: nally on 11/06/05 at 7:29 pm


Hmm.. I have SO LONG WITH THE "Separated at Birth!" THREAD.. REVENGE!!!!!!!

I'm sure it's still around somewhere...probably buried deep down...or something.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/06/05 at 7:31 pm


Hmm.. I have SO LONG WITH THE "Separated at Birth!" THREAD.. REVENGE!!!!!!!




Yeah, it's still there. I could bump it if you like..

Subject: Re: The only thread that matters

Written By: nally on 11/06/05 at 7:32 pm




Yeah, it's still there. I could bump it if you like..

Do u know where it is?

Subject: Re: The only thread that matters

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/06/05 at 7:46 pm


Dou know where it is?




Wait a second...
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U? U...?!


..U...?!?!


Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha....!!!


http://images.chapters.indigo.ca/covers/books/722/1564147223_b.jpg

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/06/05 at 7:50 pm

:o

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 2:14 pm

Second Page? LIKE HELL!

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: nally on 11/07/05 at 2:30 pm

Guys, why is it so important that you have this topic on the top page? Isn't it kind of, what's the word I'm looking for here, obssessive? ::)

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 2:35 pm


Guys, why is it so important that you have this topic on the top page? Isn't it kind of, what's the word I'm looking for here, obssessive? ::)


Well, my part in this is to keep it here for as long as "Separated at Birth!" was at the top. That was, in my opinion, one of the worst threads ever created on this board and it bothered me to see it.

Now, it's time for MY REVENGE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: nally on 11/07/05 at 2:39 pm


Well, my part in this is to keep it here for as long as "Separated at Birth!" was at the top. That was, in my opinion, one of the worst threads ever created on this board and it bothered me to see it.

Now, it's time for MY REVENGE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Well, there are other theads that bother me to be seen at the top too (I won't say which one(s) they are, though; all I will say is that I think they are among the worst threads ever created :-X)...but I don't go posting messages on those.

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 2:41 pm


Well, there are other theads that bother me to be seen at the top too (I won't say which one(s) they are, though; all I will say is that I think they are among the worst threads ever created :-X)...but I don't go posting messages on those.


Well, I never posted a message in the ones I felt were the worst. But now I'm finding a stupid thread to participate in.

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/07/05 at 4:07 pm


Guys, why is it so important that you have this topic on the top page? Isn't it kind of, what's the word I'm looking for here, obssessive? ::)



Well, there are other theads that bother me to be seen at the top too (I won't say which one(s) they are, though; all I will say is that I think they are among the worst threads ever created :-X)...but I don't go posting messages on those.



Sheesh, for someone who doesn't like this thread, you sure are helping us keep it on top...!







That's the spirit...!  ;)

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: nally on 11/07/05 at 4:25 pm



Sheesh, for someone who doesn't like this thread, you sure are helping us keep it on top...!







That's the spirit...!  ;)

Why don't we retitle it then? I think this "birthday" thing is kinda in the past right now (it was a week ago already). Got any ideas for a new title?

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 4:27 pm


Got any ideas for a new title?


PENIS!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/07/05 at 4:28 pm

Ohmigosh! It's BECKS

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 4:30 pm


Ohmigosh! It's BECKS


Nah, that just kinda cuts off.

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: nally on 11/07/05 at 4:31 pm

How about "The 'Talk About Anything' Thread"?

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 4:32 pm


How about "The 'Talk About Anything' Thread"?


No, because then it has a purpose... and then people will be able to say "Hey! Take it to the "Talk about Anything" Thread!"

And On-Topic Nazis suck.

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: nally on 11/07/05 at 4:33 pm


No, because then it has a purpose... and then people will be able to say "Hey! Take it to the "Talk about Anything" Thread!"

And On-Topic Nazis suck.

Yeah, I suppose you're right. :-\\

How about...no, that won't work either.

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 11/07/05 at 4:33 pm


PENIS!
!!!LOL !sinep diaS uoY !!GMO

Subject: PENIS!

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 4:33 pm


Yeah, I suppose you're right. :-\\

How about...no, that won't work either.


I've noticed your responses are now "Re: The Only Thead That Matters".. but that thread sucked.

Subject: Re: The Untitled Thread

Written By: nally on 11/07/05 at 4:36 pm


I've noticed your responses are now "Re: The Only Thread That Matters".. but that thread sucked.

I got that idea from a now-defunct thread in Song Parodies. I'm sticking with that one until we can come up with a good name.

I just thought up a new idea: "The Untitled Thread." You probly won't like that idea either. :-\\

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/07/05 at 4:45 pm

PENIS, it is...!  :D

Subject: Have you made up your mind yet?

Written By: nally on 11/07/05 at 4:46 pm


PENIS, it is...! :D

So are you gonna make that the new title then?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's PENIS' Birthday!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 11/07/05 at 4:48 pm

:D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's PENIS' Birthday!

Written By: nally on 11/07/05 at 4:52 pm


:D

Your title sounds even better than just plain old... the p word.

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Howard on 11/07/05 at 4:53 pm


!!!LOL !sinep diaS uoY !!GMO



Penis!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's PENIS' Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 5:09 pm


Your title sounds even better than just plain old... the p word.


The "P" word? You mean.. PENIS?!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/07/05 at 6:37 pm

Ohmigosh!  Beth has just been dammited!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's PENIS' Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/07/05 at 6:37 pm


Your title sounds even better than just plain old... the p word.



The..the..THE "P" wor---aw, HELL naw...! That's it, nally. Right now (or whenever you see this) I want you to post the word PENIS in the biggest, boldest font that this mother effing forum allows....! You will feel.....so much better. Trust me..

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 6:38 pm


Ohmigosh!  Beth has just been dammited!


Okay, I keep seeing this.. what exactly is a "dammit"?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's PENIS' Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 6:40 pm


The..the..THE "P" wor---aw, HELL naw...! That's it, nally. Right now (or whenever you see this) I want you to post the word PENIS in the biggest, boldest font that this mother effing forum allows....! You will feel.....so much better. Trust me..


You mean like THIS?

PENIS!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/07/05 at 6:40 pm

Hang on a momentum, people... if this thread's purpose is not to have a purpose then doesn't that mean it actually has a purpose and then is ultimately purposeful?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's PENIS' Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/07/05 at 6:41 pm


You mean like THIS?

PENIS!




Exactly like that...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 6:42 pm


Hang on a momentum, people... if this thread's purpose is not to have a purpose then doesn't that mean it actually has a purpose and then is ultimately purposeful?


We aren't anti-purpose.. we're just lacking it. It's like.. well, it's like the difference between getting shot and just kinda dying... see, shooting someone means you intended to kill them... just kinda letting them die didn't have the intent.

Do you kinda see?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/07/05 at 6:43 pm


We aren't anti-purpose.. we're just lacking it. It's like.. well, it's like the difference between getting shot and just kinda dying... see, shooting someone means you intended to kill them... just kinda letting them die didn't have the intent.

Do you kinda see?


Kinda, see

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/07/05 at 6:45 pm


Hang on a momentum, people... if this thread's purpose is not to have a purpose then doesn't that mean it actually has a purpose and then is ultimately purposeful?




*Sigh*... In the hustle and bustle of all this PENIS talk, Have we forgotten the main reason for the here thread..? Have we completely forgotten why we're here...?! We're here to celebrate Becks Birthday, and damnit to hell....I'm not finished yet, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do...!!! *Steps off soapbox*


Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/07/05 at 6:46 pm




*Sigh*... In the hustle and bustle of all this PENIS talk, Have we forgotten the main reason for the here thread..? Have we completely forgotten why we're here...?! We're here to celebrate Becks Birthday, and damnit to hell....I'm not finished yet, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do...!!! *Steps off soapbox*





*weak applause*

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 6:49 pm


*weak applaus*


The word is "applausE". HOW DARE YOU MESS UP A SPELLING!?!?!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/07/05 at 6:51 pm


The word is "applausE". HOW DARE YOU MESS UP A SPELLING!?!?!


Hey, hey, hey! That must be my first mis-spelling in, what, 800-odd posts? in fact, it may well be my only mis-spelling since I came back! Sheesh... a guy makes ONE MEASLY mis-spelling and every bugger's on his back... Christ on ye biketh  ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/07/05 at 6:52 pm


Hey, hey, hey! That must be my first mis-spelling in, what, 800-odd posts? in fact, it may well be my only mis-spelling since I came back! Sheesh... a guy makes ONE MEASLY mis-spelling and every bugger's on his back... Christ on ye biketh  ::)




Fix it..!  >:(




Or 'twill be a huliday fer a hangin'...!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/07/05 at 6:53 pm

May she help you, Marsh?!  ???

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 6:55 pm


Hey, hey, hey! That must be my first mis-spelling in, what, 800-odd posts? in fact, it may well be my only mis-spelling since I came back! Sheesh... a guy makes ONE MEASLY mis-spelling and every bugger's on his back... Christ on ye biketh  ::)


You capitalize "In fact" RIGHT NOW!!!!! I'mma lay the smack-down on your candy-ass, bitch.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/07/05 at 6:55 pm


You capitalize "In fact" RIGHT NOW!!!!! I'mma lay the smack-down on your candy-ass, bitch.  ;D



;D :D ;)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/07/05 at 6:56 pm


You capitalize "In fact" RIGHT NOW!!!!! I'mma lay the smack-down on your candy-ass, bitch.  ;D


Oh-ho-ho! It's on now, pussy boy! Bring it on  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/07/05 at 6:57 pm


Oh-ho-ho! It's on now, pussy boy! Bring it on  :D



I believe you need some puntuation after the word 'on'....

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/07/05 at 6:58 pm



I believe you need some puntuation after the word 'on'....


Not necessarily. Frig, what is this? 'Hard Spell'?!

It's too late at night and i'm too tired... mistakes are bound to be made. I will live with whatever consequences these errors produce...  :P

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 6:59 pm


Oh-ho-ho! It's on now, pussy boy! Bring it on  :D


You forgot the period after "Bring it on".

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/07/05 at 7:00 pm


Not necessarily. Frig, what is this? 'Hard Spell'?!

It's too late at night and i'm too tired... mistakes are bound to be made. I will live with whatever consequences these errors produce...  :P




As for you consequence...?



A


Hot...



..


Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/07/05 at 7:01 pm


You forgot the period after "Bring it on".


I never forgets me periods!  ;) ;D

Well, it's been a 'laff', but now I must go to bed or some random government agents will barge in my room and start demanding I pay money for something I didn't do... happened last week

Cheeri-oh!  ;)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/07/05 at 7:02 pm

Becks' birthday totally overshadowed (and far outlasted) all the other Halloween birthdays.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/07/05 at 9:58 pm

Happy Birthday Becks/Penis...whatever the hell your name is!!!





Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/07/05 at 9:59 pm


Happy Birthday Becks/Penis...whatever the hell your name is!!!





Erin :)




It's Beck's Penis' birthday, today...?!







Happy Birthday BECK'S PENIS...!  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/07/05 at 10:06 pm

wtf? how does he rate? why does his man part get a special day all for himself? LOLOL!





Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 2:13 pm


wtf? how does he rate? why does his man part get a special day all for himself? LOLOL!


Well, it IS Becks...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 2:17 pm

How do you give a penis a birthday?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 2:17 pm


How do you give a penis a birthday?  ;D


You give it presents and a cake.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 2:18 pm


You give it presents and a cake.


And what about the birthday candle?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 7:17 pm


And what about the birthday candle?


How's a penis going to blow out a candle, Howard? Come now.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/08/05 at 8:56 pm


How's a penis going to blow out a candle, Howard? Come now.



Yeah, we must be realistic about this.







Bump, Biatch.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/09/05 at 8:46 am

I declare this the best thread ever.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/09/05 at 9:06 am

Oh yeah, and...


PENIS.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/09/05 at 2:00 pm


I declare this the best thread ever.


I don't know, "Feel Great, Good News Thread!" Is pretty freakin' awesome..

;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/09/05 at 2:02 pm

this is a cool thread... for coooool people  8)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/09/05 at 2:04 pm


this is a cool thread... for coooool people  8)


Then what are YOU doing here?  ;)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/09/05 at 3:39 pm


Then what are YOU doing here?  ;)



Ha-HO!!!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 11/09/05 at 3:41 pm

What's it been .. Becks birthday for like a two weeks now?  LOL

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: nally on 11/09/05 at 3:41 pm


What's it been .. Becks birthday for like a month now?  LOL

Only a week or so... ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/09/05 at 3:43 pm


What's it been .. Becks birthday for like a two weeks now?  LOL




'Tis a year-long hullabaloo..!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 11/09/05 at 3:44 pm




'Tis a year-long hullabaloo..!


So does she get 10 times the birthday gifts?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/09/05 at 3:45 pm


How's a penis going to blow out a candle, Howard? Come now.


I guess if you pee on it then you could say that the penis blew out the candle.  ;D

Subject: Re: no.

Written By: nally on 11/09/05 at 3:46 pm


So does she get 10 times the birthday gifts?   ;D

Actually, I think "BECKS" was a male member; I just looked at his profile. I still don't think it was necessary to wish happy birthday to a member who has made only ONE post and has been inactive for the past 15 1/2 months.

Subject: Re: no.

Written By: Howard on 11/09/05 at 3:47 pm


Actually, I think "BECKS" was a male member; I just looked at his profile. I still don't think it was necessary to wish happy birthday to a member who has made only ONE post and has been inactive for the past 15 1/2 months.



HAHA! You said male member.  ;D

Subject: Re: no.

Written By: nally on 11/09/05 at 3:48 pm



HAHA! You said male member.  ;D

So what?

Subject: Re: no.

Written By: whistledog on 11/09/05 at 3:48 pm


I still don't think it was necessary to wish happy birthday to a member who has made only ONE post and has been inactive for the past 15 1/2 months.


Half the threads in the PPP aren't necessary  ;D  :(  ::)

Subject: Re: no.

Written By: Howard on 11/09/05 at 3:49 pm


So what?



I'm sorry,I thought I found that funny.  ::)

Subject: The go off topic thread.

Written By: nally on 11/09/05 at 4:08 pm



I'm sorry,I thought I found that funny. ::)

I certainly didn't. ::) I didn't even see any humour in it.


Half the threads in the PPP aren't necessary ;D :( ::)

I don't know about half of them...I'd say, roughly 20% of them. :-\\

Subject: Re: no.

Written By: Howard on 11/09/05 at 4:14 pm


Half the threads in the PPP aren't necessary  ;D  :(  ::)



Why aren't they necessary?

Subject: Re: no.

Written By: whistledog on 11/09/05 at 4:15 pm



Why aren't they necessary?


Like over a dozen threads that all serve the same purpose as The Longest Thread ever

Subject: Re: no.

Written By: Howard on 11/09/05 at 4:17 pm


Like over a dozen threads that all serve the same purpose as The Longest Thread ever


Oh I see.Thanks.

Subject: Re: the go off topic thread.

Written By: nally on 11/09/05 at 4:18 pm


Like over a dozen threads that all serve the same purpose as The Longest Thread ever
...which to me, serves no purpose, which is why I have nothing to do with it. That and the fact that it was started by a member who deleted his account (whose name was kinda lame too).

Subject: Re: the go off topic thread.

Written By: Howard on 11/09/05 at 4:20 pm


...which to me, serves no purpose, which is why I have nothing to do with it. That and the fact that it was started by a member who deleted his account (whose name was kinda lame too).


Who started it anyway?  ???

Subject: Re: the go off topic thread.

Written By: nally on 11/09/05 at 4:21 pm


Who started it anyway?  ???

Full_House_Fan, who later changed his alias to DevoRule.

At least "Perhaps The Last Of The Mattering Threads" was started by a member whose account is still active.

Subject: Re: the go off topic thread.

Written By: Howard on 11/09/05 at 4:24 pm


Full_House_Fan, who later changed his alias to DevoRule.

At least "Perhaps The Last Of The Mattering Threads" was started by a member whose account is still active.



Is he on the board anymore?

Subject: Re: the go off topic thread.

Written By: nally on 11/09/05 at 4:27 pm



Is he on the board anymore?

No, not at all. This has been discussed numerous times in the "Any Members who have left the board without return" thread, which he also started as well.

(To see who started a thread, all you need to do is look in the "Started by" column.)

Subject: Re: JEFF LIKES THE PENIS! (haha, just joking)

Written By: Apricot on 11/09/05 at 4:42 pm


Actually, I think "BECKS" was a male member; I just looked at his profile. I still don't think it was necessary to wish happy birthday to a member who has made only ONE post and has been inactive for the past 15 1/2 months.


Dude... his name is "BECKS".. if you knew Beth and I, you would understand that it was ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY that we did this. Beck is da bomb, and this guy is BECKS.

...which to me, serves no purpose, which is why I have nothing to do with it. That and the fact that it was started by a member who deleted his account (whose name was kinda lame too).

Consider this: If we didn't have "Longest Thread Ever", I would be spamming every other thread so much no one would EVER see a post with substance EVER again. It'd just get buried. LTE gives us a place to vent our urges to say nothing, and keeps the rest of the forum (fairly) spam-free.

It doesn't matter that he deleted his account.. he was still a member at one point. If we go by that logic, no one should ever use anything made by guests, any of RockandRollFan's threads, anything by jiminy, etc.

Subject: Re: I know you're just joking, don't make me report your message.

Written By: nally on 11/09/05 at 4:44 pm


Dude... his name is "BECKS".. if you knew Beth and I, you would understand that it was ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY that we did this. Beck is da bomb, and this guy is BECKS.

Yes, I know that his name is "BECKS"; I just got through saying that.

I still don't get the rest of what you said. Do you know this guy Becks personally?

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Apricot on 11/09/05 at 4:51 pm


Yes, I know that his name is "BECKS"; I just got through saying that.

I still don't get the rest of what you said. Do you know this guy Becks personally?


No, no, no.. here, I'll explain: Are you familiar with the musician Beck? He did the song "Loser"... Here's a picture:

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/beck.jpg

Anyway, Beck is a favorite musician of ours... if you look at the original title of this thread, it looks like it might be saying "Oh my gosh, it's Beck's Birthday" (as in the musician)... when you look, you see that this is not so, the "Beck" in question is actually named "BECKS"... you look in, thinking it's the musician's birthday, and it turns out to be some random dude.

It's entertaining, even if it is about 10% insider joke.

Subject: What now? huh?

Written By: nally on 11/09/05 at 4:54 pm


No, no, no.. here, I'll explain: Are you familiar with the musician Beck? He did the song "Loser"... Here's a picture:

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/beck.jpg

Anyway, Beck is a favorite musician of ours... if you look at the original title of this thread, it looks like it might be saying "Oh my gosh, it's Beck's Birthday" (as in the musician)... when you look, you see that this is not so, the "Beck" in question is actually named "BECKS"... you look in, thinking it's the musician's birthday, and it turns out to be some random dude.

It's entertaining, even if it is about 10% insider joke.

Yes, I know who the musician Beck is. I am very familiar with his 1994 hit "Loser" and his 1996 hit "Where It's At." :)

But the member "Becks" is not the same guy, i'm afraid. I happen to know that Beck the musician was born on July 8, 1970, in Kansas City, and he moved to California while still a tot.

Subject: Re:I Came Back A Bag Of Groceries Accidentally Taken Off The Shelf Before The...

Written By: Apricot on 11/09/05 at 4:57 pm


Yes, I know who the musician Beck is. I am very familiar with his 1994 hit "Loser" and his 1996 hit "Where It's At." :)

But the member "Becks" is not the same guy, i'm afraid. I happen to know that Beck the musician was born on July 8, 1970, in Kansas City, and he moved to California while still a tot.


Ah, okay. Good. That saves me a lot of time explaining who Beck is.  ;D

But either way, Beth and I both really like him, and most people are pretty familiar with the name "Beck". Beth knew this guy wasn't the REAL Beck, that's why she made the joke.. and I fell for it, too.. I seriously thought it was the musician's birthday.  ;D

Subject: I think I get it now...

Written By: nally on 11/09/05 at 5:04 pm


Ah, okay. Good. That saves me a lot of time explaining who Beck is.  ;D

But either way, Beth and I both really like him, and most people are pretty familiar with the name "Beck". Beth knew this guy wasn't the REAL Beck, that's why she made the joke.. and I fell for it, too.. I seriously thought it was the musician's birthday.  ;D

Yeah...this inactive member is ten years younger than the singer, and it would be kinda confusing in some respects. Maybe she saw at the bottom that a few members had b'days, and...well, I'll leave it to someone else to explain the rest. Beck Hansen does have some pretty good music, though. 8)

However, I still don't know that wishing inactive members a happy birthday is always a great idea. If I'm going to start a thread wishing a member a HB, I first look at his or her profile to see when s/he was last active, and then I decide if it's worthwile or not.

I wonder why there are so many inactive users anyways. ::) I looked at the Memberlist not too long ago, sorted it by Posts, and saw that there were over 700 members with absolutely no posts.

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Howard on 11/09/05 at 5:07 pm


No, no, no.. here, I'll explain: Are you familiar with the musician Beck? He did the song "Loser"... Here's a picture:

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/beck.jpg

Anyway, Beck is a favorite musician of ours... if you look at the original title of this thread, it looks like it might be saying "Oh my gosh, it's Beck's Birthday" (as in the musician)... when you look, you see that this is not so, the "Beck" in question is actually named "BECKS"... you look in, thinking it's the musician's birthday, and it turns out to be some random dude.

It's entertaining, even if it is about 10% insider joke.


So that's who Beck is.

Subject: Re: I think I get it now...

Written By: nally on 11/09/05 at 5:08 pm


So that's who Beck is.

Yes, that's the alternative rock singer. His biggest hits include "Loser" and "Where It's At", as I just mentioned.

Subject: The PENIS thread

Written By: YWN on 11/09/05 at 6:34 pm

This is (still) the best thread on inthe00s.

Shoot, it's the best thread on the internet.

All hail the PENIS thread!

Subject: Hey Hey Hey, Smoke Weed Every Day!

Written By: Apricot on 11/09/05 at 7:48 pm


Yeah...this inactive member is ten years younger than the singer, and it would be kinda confusing in some respects. Maybe she saw at the bottom that a few members had b'days, and...well, I'll leave it to someone else to explain the rest. Beck Hansen does have some pretty good music, though. 8)

However, I still don't know that wishing inactive members a happy birthday is always a great idea. If I'm going to start a thread wishing a member a HB, I first look at his or her profile to see when s/he was last active, and then I decide if it's worthwile or not.

I wonder why there are so many inactive users anyways. ::) I looked at the Memberlist not too long ago, sorted it by Posts, and saw that there were over 700 members with absolutely no posts.


Righty-o, Beck has some good music indeed.

The "wishing inactive members" thing, we normally wouldn't do.. just that we saw the name and made the joke. Otherwise, we wouldn't wish random, inactive people happy birthdays.

As for so many inactive members, I think it's just people who don't realize you can guest post and join just to make one or two posts, people who get tied up in non-internet stuff, kids who get grounded and then forget about this place, etc.

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/05 at 9:14 pm



Anyway, Beck is a favorite musician of ours... if you look at the original title of this thread, it looks like it might be saying "Oh my gosh, it's Beck's Birthday" (as in the musician)... when you look, you see that this is not so, the "Beck" in question is actually named "BECKS"... you look in, thinking it's the musician's birthday, and it turns out to be some random dude.




That's actually what I thought  ;D


And it went exactly like you explained XD

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/10/05 at 10:05 am

Oh no,no... Page 2?! 4th place?!! It just won't do... this thread has been offiically BUMPED! (Again!)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/10/05 at 11:39 am

Tell me...

Why is the best thread on the internet on page 2!?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 11/10/05 at 11:44 am


Tell me...

Why is the best thread on the internet on page 2!?


Because we couldn't get it on page 100 where it belongs  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/10/05 at 11:51 am


Because we couldn't get it on page 100 where it belongs  ;D


Prepare to be sodomized.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/10/05 at 1:19 pm


Prepare to be sodomized.




With a wrought iron candelabra...! >:-{








Bump  ;)

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/10/05 at 1:45 pm


So that's who Beck is.


Yup, a big ghey loser

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Bobby on 11/10/05 at 1:49 pm


Yup, a big ghey loser


Lol.  ;D

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Apricot on 11/10/05 at 2:06 pm


Yup, a big ghey loser


Don't you mean 'gay'?

And I can't see what being happy would have to do with it.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/10/05 at 2:28 pm

10th place on page number one...?!











Like hell..!  >:(

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/10/05 at 2:30 pm


10th place on page number one...?!

Like hell..!  >:(


Did it really get that low that quick?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/10/05 at 2:50 pm

Happy Birthday Beckie ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/10/05 at 2:51 pm

That's the spirit, Howard..!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/10/05 at 2:54 pm

http://beerpictures.net/becks/tt/becks-beer-pictures-02.jpg

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/10/05 at 4:15 pm

Just a reminder, everyone:


You don't have to be posh to suck on Becks  ;)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/10/05 at 4:22 pm

I hate it when this place goes dead... i'm bored  :(

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/10/05 at 4:23 pm

I really don't understand why more people don't post on this thread.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/10/05 at 4:26 pm


I really don't understand why more people don't post on this thread.


Maybe they don't wanna... ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/05 at 4:36 pm


Because we couldn't get it on page 100 where it belongs  ;D




There aren't even 100 pages!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Beer!

Written By: nally on 11/10/05 at 4:39 pm




There aren't even 100 pages!

yep... there's only 90 pages (for the moment).

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Beer!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/05 at 4:41 pm


yep... there's only 90 pages (for the moment).

ah well, guess we better start fillin' 'er up!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/10/05 at 4:42 pm

what a pointless little thread!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/10/05 at 4:42 pm


what a pointless little thread!  ;D




...


Eat your words, maggot..! >:-{

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/10/05 at 4:43 pm




...


Eat your words, maggot..! >:-{


Sorry, sorry, I take it back... this thread does have a point!
It's point is to be pointless!  ;D

Which is defo a good thing  ;)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/05 at 4:45 pm

Coming next (After this thread dies): THE KAZOO THREAD!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/10/05 at 4:47 pm


Coming next (After this thread dies): THE KAZOO THREAD!


I'm on the edge of my seat  ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/05 at 4:51 pm


I'm on the edge of my seat  ::)



I can just feel the anticipation. Don't worry, it'll never come

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/10/05 at 4:57 pm



I can just feel the anticipation. Don't worry, it'll never come


Oops.... it sure as hell isn't anticipation running down my leg  :-[ ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/10/05 at 5:16 pm


Coming next (After this thread dies): THE KAZOO THREAD!


This thread will never die.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/10/05 at 5:30 pm


This thread will never die.


not as long as we have you, Marsh!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/10/05 at 5:32 pm


not as long as we have you, Marsh!  ;D


Hell to the ye--  Hey, what exactly are you implying!?  >:(

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/10/05 at 5:35 pm


Hell to the ye--  Hey, what exactly are you implying!?   >:(


Nuthin'  ::)

Typical. I go to submit my first parody since June, and the stupid password system won't let me submit it!  >:(

Aww. it's a good one, too  :\'(

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/10/05 at 6:55 pm


I really don't understand why more people don't post on this thread.


Well, apparently, it's a terrible, terrible thread that needs to renamed so we can have a topic, and urge each other to stay on it.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/10/05 at 7:08 pm


Well, apparently, it's a terrible, terrible thread that needs to renamed so we can have a topic, and urge each other to stay on it.


'Ey, we are the rebels and the non-conformists! We shall not back down to the pressure of society! We will stand tall and proud in our thread of nonsense! *salutes*  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/10/05 at 7:11 pm


'Ey, we are the rebels and the non-conformists! We shall not back down to the pressure of society! We will stand tall and proud in our thread of nonsense! *salutes*  :D

Speak for yourself! I for one am an ULTRA-Conformist!

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/dre800/e826/e82678ifq14.jpg

;D That's the album.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 12:15 am

This was... SO close to being on the second page.

















Luckily I was here to save it.

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 12:21 am


Don't you mean 'gay'?

And I can't see what being happy would have to do with it.


Actually.. i meant talentless turd.

Ya know, it's not that i'm against that genre, i'm anti-him. He's talentless and is a big corporate schmooz!

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 10:05 am


Ya know, it's not that i'm against that genre, i'm anti-him. He's talentless and is a big corporate schmooz!


What's so wrong with him that you're so vehemently anti-Beck, anyway? I mean, I don't like some bands, but I don't go all violently anti-band.

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/11/05 at 10:08 am


What's so wrong with him that you're so vehemently anti-Beck, anyway? I mean, I don't like some bands, but I don't go all violently anti-band.


he doesn't like the rhymes Beck finds during his stream of consciousess



observe: Well, you roll out the carpet and it better be red
And it better be long cos the troubles in my head
Gonna be livin' one foot in the grave

does it make sense?


you tell me

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 10:21 am


he doesn't like the rhymes Beck finds during his stream of consciousess

does it make sense?


Ah, okay. Yeah, some people don't like Beck for the non-sensical lyrics. But then, you aren't always looking for depth in lyrics.. I like Beck for good beats, good music, and I sometimes enjoy the weird lyrics.. I like getting unusual imagery.

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/11/05 at 10:28 am


Ah, okay. Yeah, some people don't like Beck for the non-sensical lyrics. But then, you aren't always looking for depth in lyrics.. I like Beck for good beats, good music, and I sometimes enjoy the weird lyrics.. I like getting unusual imagery.

and sometimes, they DO make sense.. The Midnite Vultures album was almost nothing but innuendoes  ;D

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 10:32 am


and sometimes, they DO make sense.. The Midnite Vultures album was almost nothing but innuendoes  ;D


"Sea Change" was a good one for actually making sense.

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/11/05 at 10:48 am


"Sea Change" was a good one for actually making sense.

yeah that's true... but Stereopathetic Soulmanure is the worst for making sense  ;D

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 11:42 am


yeah that's true... but Stereopathetic Soulmanure is the worst for making sense  ;D


I don't know.. Mellow Gold was pretty fudgeed.

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/11/05 at 11:48 am


I don't know.. Mellow Gold was pretty fudgeed.



ah, the only two I don't own are Mellow Gold and One Foot In The Grave

Subject: Re: No, don't make me report YOUR Post! WHAT NOW?

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 12:08 pm


ah, the only two I don't own are Mellow Gold and One Foot In The Grave


Mellow Gold is the trippiest, and probably the best (except Sea Change, but that's almost like it's by some completely different artist).

One Foot In The Grave is the darkest, and the most folk. If you wanted to argue that Beck was Avant-Garde, this would be the album to use. Also one of the best, I think.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/11/05 at 2:13 pm


This thread will never die.



It better die.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 2:14 pm



It better die.



Or what...?! You gonna whoop it's candy-ass, Howard..?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/11/05 at 2:49 pm



Or what...?! You gonna whoop it's candy-ass, Howard..?



Beck's candy ass?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 3:06 pm


It better die.


Too Bad! >:-}D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 3:49 pm



Beck's candy ass?



No, this thread. Yes, this thread has a big ghetto candy-ass.




In which you're going too whoop.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's PENIS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 4:04 pm

SMOKE IT!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 7:14 pm

Whoa, page 2...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/11/05 at 7:16 pm

Woah, second on page 1 (not including stickies)  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 7:29 pm

Second again.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/11/05 at 7:32 pm

egad! to whom?!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 7:33 pm


egad! to whom?!


Uh.. Longest Thread Ever, I think.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/11/05 at 7:35 pm


Uh.. Longest Thread Ever, I think.


Oh well, in that case there's pride at being second!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 7:35 pm


Oh well, in that case there's pride at being second!  ;D


Quite so.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/11/05 at 7:35 pm


Quite so.


No Beth tonight?!  :o

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 7:36 pm


No Beth tonight?!  :o


She was just on MSN.. she had to go make dinner about 26 minutes ago.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/11/05 at 7:38 pm


She was just on MSN.. she had to go make dinner about 26 minutes ago.


Very precise! Sure it wasn't 27?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 7:42 pm


Very precise! Sure it wasn't 27?  ;D


I remember it being 8:13, for some reason.. it was 8:39 when I posted that.. I don't know why it stuck in my mind like that. Meh.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/11/05 at 7:45 pm


I remember it being 8:13, for some reason.. it was 8:39 when I posted that.. I don't know why it stuck in my mind like that. Meh.


not to worry  ;)

sigh, what'll probably happen is she'll log on either just before I go to bed, or just after i've gone  :P

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 7:48 pm


not to worry  ;)

sigh, what'll probably happen is she'll log on either just before I go to bed, or just after i've gone  :P


Meh, it happens. If there's one thing I know, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN ALL NIGHT.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/11/05 at 8:00 pm


Meh, it happens. If there's one thing I know, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN ALL NIGHT.


The boards have really quietened down a lot since Mark and Jiminy "left". Plus, now that Bobby's left, that's three major contributers gone... it's quiet most nights now  :(

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 8:02 pm

I have arrived..!










Bump, Biatch.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 8:04 pm


The boards have really quietened down a lot since Mark and Jiminy "left". Plus, now that Bobby's left, that's three major contributers gone... it's quiet most nights now  :(


Yeah.. jiminy at least kept things interesting.

And Beth is back, just as predicted, after Michael leaves.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 8:05 pm




And Beth is back, just as predicted, after Michael leaves.



Uh-oh, you know what THAT must mean...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 8:06 pm


Uh-oh, you know what THAT must mean...


You're the same person?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 8:07 pm


You're the same person?



Yep, Looks like it...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/11/05 at 8:12 pm

I haven't left yet, i'm busy playing Slime Soccer  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/11/05 at 9:46 pm

I miss Lady Beard! :-\\ :D




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 11/11/05 at 9:49 pm

This has now become "The Longest Becks Thread Ever"  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 11/11/05 at 9:51 pm


I miss Lady Beard! :-\\ :D




Erin :)


I sort of miss him too.  LOL

Today at Goodwill, I saw this album sitting on the racks, and the first thing I thought of was Lady Beard  ;D

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/260/268243.jpg

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/11/05 at 9:56 pm


I sort of miss him too.  LOL

Today at Goodwill, I saw this album sitting on the racks, and the first thing I thought of was Lady Beard  ;D

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/260/268243.jpg



awwww.....he will definitely always be in our hearts!



Erin ;)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 10:13 pm


I sort of miss him too.  LOL

Today at Goodwill, I saw this album sitting on the racks, and the first thing I thought of was Lady Beard  ;D

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/260/268243.jpg



Hahaha! That's great.



I miss the chap, too.  :(

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/11/05 at 10:55 pm


I sort of miss him too.  LOL

Today at Goodwill, I saw this album sitting on the racks, and the first thing I thought of was Lady Beard  ;D

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/260/268243.jpg



BJIKALHBUIA BHAHHAAHAHHAHA  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/11/05 at 10:56 pm

all right.. let's all become BIG posters!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 10:57 pm

DAVIDCOMEBACK...!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Lady Beard on 11/11/05 at 10:59 pm


DAVIDCOMEBACK...!


I'm back, my child. Did anyone miss me? I was at vacation in Panama. Got back last night. Had a blast doing my Pro Bass Fishing  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/11/05 at 11:00 pm


I'm back, my child. Did anyone miss me? I was at vacation in Panama. Got back last night. Had a blast doing my Pro Bass Fishing  ;D




WOOOOT WOOOOOT!!! It's good to see ya! ;)




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Lady Beard on 11/11/05 at 11:01 pm




WOOOOT WOOOOOT!!! It's good to see ya! ;)




Erin :)



Thank you. I'm planning on staying for a while, Erin.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 11:06 pm


I'm back, my child. Did anyone miss me? I was at vacation in Panama. Got back last night. Had a blast doing my Pro Bass Fishing  ;D



http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=WOOHOO%21/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11ve1macc/EXP=1131858095/*-http%3A//www.beaty625.com/rblicons/WooHoo.gif

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=WOOHOO%21/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11u1n4nk3/EXP=1131858065/*-http%3A//www.users.on.net/~vreugs/woohoo.gif

http://rds.yahoo.com/l=IVI/SIG=124vb91ui/EXP=1131858138/*-http%3A//simplyspiffing.com/~nohands/index/yay.jpg

Subject: LadyBeard has returned.

Written By: nally on 11/11/05 at 11:09 pm


I'm back, my child. Did anyone miss me? I was at vacation in Panama. Got back last night. Had a blast doing my Pro Bass Fishing ;D

Welcome back, LB.

Subject: Re: LadyBeard has returned.

Written By: Lady Beard on 11/11/05 at 11:10 pm


Welcome back, LB.


Thank you, Jeff

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/11/05 at 11:10 pm



http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=WOOHOO%21/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11ve1macc/EXP=1131858095/*-http%3A//www.beaty625.com/rblicons/WooHoo.gif

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=WOOHOO%21/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11u1n4nk3/EXP=1131858065/*-http%3A//www.users.on.net/~vreugs/woohoo.gif

http://rds.yahoo.com/l=IVI/SIG=124vb91ui/EXP=1131858138/*-http%3A//simplyspiffing.com/~nohands/index/yay.jpg




AGGHGHHGHGGGH....OMFG!!!




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/11/05 at 11:12 pm



http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=WOOHOO%21/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11ve1macc/EXP=1131858095/*-http%3A//www.beaty625.com/rblicons/WooHoo.gif

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=WOOHOO%21/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11u1n4nk3/EXP=1131858065/*-http%3A//www.users.on.net/~vreugs/woohoo.gif

http://rds.yahoo.com/l=IVI/SIG=124vb91ui/EXP=1131858138/*-http%3A//simplyspiffing.com/~nohands/index/yay.jpg




AGHGHGGHGHGHGH....OMFG!!!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Lady Beard on 11/11/05 at 11:13 pm




AGGHGHHGHGGGH....OMFG!!!




Erin :)


I always feel bad laughing at that fat kid, but what the heck? BUAHAHAHAHHA!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/11/05 at 11:13 pm


I always feel bad laughing at that fat kid, but what the heck? BUAHAHAHAHHA!



I wonder what the story with him is?




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: nally on 11/11/05 at 11:14 pm

hey erin....looks like you made a double post above ??? ???

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 11:15 pm

NOW YOU MUST BURN AT THE STAKE...!!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/11/05 at 11:17 pm

awwwwww....freakin' A!! I hate when that happens! I was having trouble getting it to post...and..wow...it posted twice....well, I guess it is ok, it just reiterates how frightened I was by the picture! LOL! ;) ;D




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/12/05 at 4:36 am

Is Becks birthday over yet?!  ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/12/05 at 7:51 am


Is Becks birthday over yet?!  ::)



Heck No..!  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/12/05 at 9:56 am

BUMP!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 2:16 pm


BUMP!


Once more...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/12/05 at 2:28 pm

just.....one......more....

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 2:51 pm


just.....one......more....


Come now, we can do better then ONE.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/12/05 at 2:56 pm

Fine. Let's make today an international "Recieve One Bump.... Get Another Free!" day!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 2:58 pm


Fine. Let's make today an international "Recieve One Bump.... Get Another Free!" day!  ;D


Another.. FEW THOUSAND!!!!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/12/05 at 2:59 pm


Another.. FEW THOUSAND!!!!


Wow... it's like winning a really cheap bump lottery!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 3:04 pm


Wow... it's like winning a really cheap bump lottery!  ;D


I'm only one man, Michael....

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/12/05 at 3:05 pm


I'm only one man, Michael....


We are all only one man, Andrew. We are all...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 3:06 pm


We are all only one man, Andrew. We are all...


Especially the women!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/12/05 at 3:07 pm


Especially the women!


;D God,I hope not!

But then, some do have an awful lot of facial hair  :o

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 3:11 pm


;D God,I hope not!

But then, some do have an awful lot of facial hair  :o


Some people like beards on their ladies...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/12/05 at 3:18 pm


Some people like beards on their ladies...


Such as Lady Beard  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 3:20 pm


Such as Lady Beard  ;D


WHAT? *spits out tea* HE likes ladies with beards!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/12/05 at 3:21 pm


WHAT? *spits out tea* HE likes ladies with beards!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


tea?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 3:21 pm


tea?  ;D


I can be British if I want.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/12/05 at 3:22 pm


I can be British if I want.


Fine with me, mate!  ;D

Funny, most British teens want to be American! Werd!  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 3:25 pm


Fine with me, mate!  ;D

Funny, most British teens want to be American! Werd!  :D


Really? Most American teens want to be... black, actually.

I've personally spent my whole life trying to become British... or maybe Japanese. But more likely British.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/12/05 at 3:28 pm


Really? Most American teens want to be... black, actually.

I've personally spent my whole life trying to become British... or maybe Japanese. But more likely British.  ;D


Well, British teens who aren't Chavs want to be American, anyway!  ;D

they go around watching American teen shows and listening to obscure American bands. I've even heard a couple of them using some American terms. Basically, they want to be like how the movies portray American teenagers

Personally, i'm proud of being British (more specifically, a mackem!), so i've never really tried to be American, Japanese, Mongolian or anything OTHER than British!  ;D

I'd hate to be French, though  >:(

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 3:32 pm


they go around watching American teen shows and listening to obscure American bands. I've even heard a couple of them using some American terms. Basically, they want to be like how the movies portray American teenagers



I don't watch TV, but I listen to a lot of British musicians.. although I don't like other nations' slang.. I don't like slang at all, really.

Bascially, I want to become the BBC.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/12/05 at 3:37 pm

http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B0007WAEIE.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


Happy Birthday!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 11/12/05 at 3:45 pm


Well, British teens who aren't Chavs want to be American, anyway!  ;D
As do NZ teens... well, black Americans. Listen to NZ rap and you will understand!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/12/05 at 3:49 pm

Why is still Beck's Birthday? ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 4:12 pm


Why is still Beck's Birthday? ::)


Why ISN'T it still Beck's Birthday?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/12/05 at 4:15 pm

Beck's has the sheer delight of having a year round birthday!! Lucky fool!





Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/12/05 at 4:22 pm


Why ISN'T it still Beck's Birthday?



That's what I want to know.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 4:27 pm


That's what I want to know.


Exactly.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: beсks on 11/12/05 at 6:22 pm

Happy Birthday to becks :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/12/05 at 7:03 pm


Happy Birthday to becks :)



w00p w00p. A BECKS imposter was in da house..!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 9:48 pm


Happy Birthday to becks :)


Oh, you crazy man, YOU'RE Becks!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/12/05 at 10:49 pm


I've personally spent my whole life trying to become British... or maybe Japanese. But more likely British.  ;D



:o

SAME HERE!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/12/05 at 11:00 pm

HAPPY BIRTHS

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/13/05 at 5:39 am

So what exactly is it about British teens that makes you all want to be one?! Is it the accent? The clothes? The music? I need answers, people!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/13/05 at 8:32 am


So what exactly is it about British teens that makes you all want to be one?! Is it the accent? The clothes? The music? I need answers, people!


Partly the accent. It's just so damn cool.

And some of the music's pretty good too.

There's a lot of reasons, really.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/13/05 at 11:00 am


Partly the accent. It's just so damn cool.


Which accent, in particular? The southern cockney, or the proper English accent (pip-pip, cheerio etc etc)


(If you say the northern British accent, you get brownie points!)  ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/13/05 at 11:01 am


Which accent, in particular? The southern cockney, or the proper English accent (pip-pip, cheerio etc etc)


(If you say the northern British accent, you get brownie points!)  ;)  ;D


Cockney annoys me a bit, actually.. if anything, it'd have to be the proper one.

I've heard your voice.. something like that, actually.. but a bit.. less-deep and half-asleep?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/13/05 at 11:04 am


I've heard your voice.. something like that, actually.. but a bit.. less-deep and half-asleep?  ;D


Nah, nuffink wrong wirra bitta cockney, innit?!  :D

So, you wants to be a mackem?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/13/05 at 11:04 am


Nah, nuffink wrong wirra bitta cockney, innit?!  :D


I have an album where the entire time, the musician puts on a Cockney accent.. I swear, it's entirely to piss ME off.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/13/05 at 11:09 am


I have an album where the entire time, the musician puts on a Cockney accent.. I swear, it's entirely to piss ME off.


Yep, they're watching you!  ;D

I have nothing against the cockney accent, or any other accent for that matter, but I can tell you straight off that us Brits love (that's L-O-V-E) American accents... they just seem so cool!

Marsh's accent is really really cool (southern, isn't it?). I'd trade my accent with his any day of the week!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/13/05 at 11:12 am


Yep, they're watching you!  ;D

I have nothing against the cockney accent, or any other accent for that matter, but I can tell you straight off that us Brits love (that's L-O-V-E) American accents... they just seem so cool!

Marsh's accent is really really cool (southern, isn't it?). I'd trade my accent with his any day of the week!


We have accents?  :o

My ex had a Southern accent.. being Georgian and all... It was okay, but I've never liked the Southern accent.. I think it's cause I live in Hick Country, and everyone WANTS to be Southern, so they fake it.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/13/05 at 11:16 am


We have accents?  :o


Apparently so!  ;D

No worries... I can sort of tell the difference between someone from New York and someone from Alabama, but most of the whole idea that all Americans have the same accent comes down partly to ignorance, partly to misunderstandings.

If there were two people from nearby regions who had accents that you would be able to tell the difference between without hesitation, chances are I wouldn't be able to pick up on the differences.

Same as if you heard a mackem accent and a geordie accent, or a yorkshire accent. You probablies wouldn't be able to tell them apart because they're all more or less from the same area (North East England)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/13/05 at 11:46 am


Apparently so!  ;D

No worries... I can sort of tell the difference between someone from New York and someone from Alabama, but most of the whole idea that all Americans have the same accent comes down partly to ignorance, partly to misunderstandings.

If there were two people from nearby regions who had accents that you would be able to tell the difference between without hesitation, chances are I wouldn't be able to pick up on the differences.

Same as if you heard a mackem accent and a geordie accent, or a yorkshire accent. You probablies wouldn't be able to tell them apart because they're all more or less from the same area (North East England)


Hmm.. I never picked up my local dialect... I don't have an accent unless I put one on.. although people tell me the rhythm of my voice is similar to this one British guy. Rhythm is also an important part of an accent.

But I never noticed we had an accent.. what's it sound like?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/13/05 at 11:56 am


Hmm.. I never picked up my local dialect... I don't have an accent unless I put one on.. although people tell me the rhythm of my voice is similar to this one British guy. Rhythm is also an important part of an accent.

But I never noticed we had an accent.. what's it sound like?


I dunno, i've never heard your voice. You're probablies used to hearing your accent, so can't really pick it up as easily...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/13/05 at 5:01 pm

Page 2?!??!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/13/05 at 5:57 pm

Sorry, I mustn't have been paying attention  :-[

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/13/05 at 5:59 pm


Sorry, I mustn't have been paying attention  :-[




SLACKER  >:(

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/13/05 at 6:00 pm




SLACKER  >:(


ahem... and where, exactly, dearest Bethany were YOU whilst this thread was slip-slip-sliding away?!  >:(

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/13/05 at 6:02 pm


ahem... and where, exactly, dearest Bethany were YOU whilst this thread was slip-slip-sliding away?!  >:(




...

*looks at feet*




NOW DON'T GO TRYING TO TURN THE TABLES ON ME..!!  >:(

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/13/05 at 6:03 pm




...

*looks at feet*




NOW DON'T GO TRYING TO TURN THE TABLES ON ME..!!  >:(


Fine, a truce...

we were ALLto blame!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/13/05 at 6:27 pm


Fine, a truce...

we were ALLto blame!  ;D


'Cept me.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/13/05 at 6:28 pm


Fine, a truce...

we were ALLto blame!  ;D




Fine..




But Michael is just a little bit more to blame than Beth.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/14/05 at 7:43 am

well...this thread was on page 2...how rude!




BUMP!





Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/14/05 at 9:23 am

This is the best thread ever.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/14/05 at 10:09 am




Fine..




But Beth is just a little bit more to blame than Michael.


Good to hear  :)


This is the best thread ever.


I agree

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/14/05 at 12:54 pm


Which accent, in particular? The southern cockney, or the proper English accent (pip-pip, cheerio etc etc)


(If you say the northern British accent, you get brownie points!)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/14/05 at 12:57 pm


Apparently so!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/14/05 at 12:58 pm


Hmm.. I never picked up my local dialect... I don't have an accent unless I put one on.. although people tell me the rhythm of my voice is similar to this one British guy. Rhythm is also an important part of an accent.

But I never noticed we had an accent.. what's it sound like?




Andrew... It's called the AMERICAN accent

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/14/05 at 2:42 pm

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Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/14/05 at 4:18 pm

Typing in size 3 text pwns to the ninth level.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/14/05 at 4:21 pm


Typing in size 3 text pwns to the ninth level.


What's a PWN?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/14/05 at 4:23 pm


What's a PWN?


It is the less dramatic version of the "ywn" ownage.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/14/05 at 4:25 pm

How old is Beck?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/14/05 at 6:26 pm


How old is Beck?


Hmm.. I forget.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/14/05 at 6:27 pm


I like whichever accent the beatles have. The Liverpool accent. Not sure what it's called.


That would be the scouser accent, also sometimes referred to as the liverpudlian accent

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/14/05 at 6:28 pm

The notorious BECKS is 25 years old.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/14/05 at 6:29 pm


The notorious BECKS is 25 years old.


w00t

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/15/05 at 11:16 am

Oh snap, no way this was going to hang around on the third page.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/15/05 at 11:25 am

4th place on page one? not on my rolex...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/15/05 at 4:45 pm


Oh snap, no way this was going to hang around on the third page.



I thought this thread was dead.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/15/05 at 4:52 pm



I thought this thread was dead.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/15/05 at 5:12 pm


*gasp!* Howard!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/15/05 at 5:12 pm



What about me?


It's all about you!  :D

w00t!

Subject: Re: ?

Written By: nally on 11/15/05 at 5:25 pm


4th place on page one? not on my rolex...

Well it can't get any higher than the 5th position on page one now, and that's because there are 4 "sticky" threads right now. Sticky threads remain on top no matter what.

Subject: Re: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Written By: Morton on 11/15/05 at 5:26 pm


Well it can't get any higher than the 5th position on page one now, and that's because there are 4 "sticky" threads right now. Sticky threads remain on top no matter what.


Boooo! hissssssss!

Subject: I Dreamed Of A House Haunted By All You Tweakers With Your Hands Out

Written By: Apricot on 11/15/05 at 6:43 pm


Well it can't get any higher than the 5th position on page one now, and that's because there are 4 "sticky" threads right now. Sticky threads remain on top no matter what.


Well, not counting stickies.... BUMP!  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/16/05 at 9:45 am



I thought this thread was dead.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/16/05 at 2:08 pm




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Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/16/05 at 4:04 pm

Stop Spamming Or I Will Shoot Beck! ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/16/05 at 6:48 pm


Stop Spamming Or I Will Shoot Beck! ;D



Whoa, easy there, Howard..  :o

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/17/05 at 12:32 am


Stop Spamming Or I Will Shoot Beck! ;D


Howard.. i'd hug you if i didn't think you might try it on.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/17/05 at 7:37 am


Stop Spamming Or I Will Shoot Beck! ;D


Ha.

Never.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/17/05 at 2:01 pm


Howard.. i'd hug you if i didn't think you might try it on.


Damn, is he THAT unbearable?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/17/05 at 2:03 pm


Damn, is he THAT unbearable?


Hey You Never Know. ;)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/17/05 at 2:05 pm


Damn, is he THAT unbearable?



Andrew's probably heard about 3 Beck songs.  ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/17/05 at 2:06 pm


Andrew's probably heard about 3 Beck songs.

Subject: M-R M??

Written By: nally on 11/17/05 at 2:07 pm


Honestly, that's more then most people I know have heard of my bands.. and they still badmouth. Not as much lately, but it used to be bad.

Did you change your name again??

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/17/05 at 2:08 pm


Ha.

Never.



Oh You Want To Bet? ;D

Subject: Re: M-R M??

Written By: Apricot on 11/17/05 at 2:11 pm


Did you change your name again??


Yeah, I did.

Subject: Re: M-R M??

Written By: Howard on 11/17/05 at 2:11 pm


Yeah, I did.



Why MRM?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/17/05 at 2:13 pm

I'm guessing it stands for More Respectable Man..

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/17/05 at 2:14 pm

More Reasonable Man

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/17/05 at 2:17 pm


I'm guessing it stands for More Respectable Man..


She got it.. although I wonder how.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/17/05 at 2:17 pm


She got it.. although I wonder how.



It's the opening line of your Xanga entry. And it's your name on MSN.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/17/05 at 2:18 pm


It's the opening line of your Xanga entry. And it's your name on MSN.


I figured with xanga.. but you weren't on MSN...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/17/05 at 2:42 pm

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Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/17/05 at 2:43 pm

Ew, that's so gross... ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/17/05 at 2:47 pm


Ew, that's so gross... ;D


I was eating Ramen, too....

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/17/05 at 3:15 pm


She got it.. although I wonder how.



That's what I'm wondering

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/17/05 at 3:36 pm

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/untitledhah.jpg

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/17/05 at 4:55 pm


Andrew's probably heard about 3 Beck songs.  ::)


Hmm...  *counts fingers*  Girl, Devil's Haircut, Satan Gave Me A Taco, E Pro...

That's FOUR!

I declare myself superior to Andrew in all that is Beck.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/18/05 at 1:04 pm


Damn, is he THAT unbearable?


He's just crap. I'm sorry to tell you this, but he's crap.. and he's a bit of a nob head.

He isn't talented, he has no Lyrical talent and.. i've listened to him before and he can't even lay down a decent beat. He's BOLLOCKS  ;D

You've sent me stuff i really like.. I'm not close minded, i'll listen to all sorts of stuff.. but he is sheeshe!


Hmm...  *counts fingers*  Girl, Devil's Haircut, Satan Gave Me A Taco, E Pro...

That's FOUR!

I declare myself superior to Andrew in all that is Beck.


Well..

That truck driving one, waiting for a train, already dead.. that's all i can think of. So yes, you are superior to me in all that is Beck. Essentially.. your superior to me in the areas of.. Talentlessness, Twatarifficness, Nobheadedness, Being a bit of a wanker and being sheeshe at everything  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/18/05 at 2:32 pm


That truck driving one, waiting for a train, already dead.. that's all i can think of. So yes, you are superior to me in all that is Beck. Essentially.. your superior to me in the areas of.. Talentlessness, Twatarifficness, Nobheadedness, Being a bit of a wanker and being sheeshe at everything

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/18/05 at 2:34 pm

This thread should be closed.It's not Beck's Birthday anymore. ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: nally on 11/18/05 at 2:37 pm


This thread should be closed.It's not Beck's Birthday anymore. ;D

You're absolutely right. I suppose the mods could lock it up, but then the person who started this thraed could easily unlock it. Mabye it should go? :-X

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/18/05 at 2:39 pm


You're absolutely right. I suppose the mods could lock it up, but then the person who started this thraed could easily unlock it. Mabye it should go? :-X



I think it should Jeff. ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/18/05 at 2:41 pm


You're absolutely right. I suppose the mods could lock it up, but then the person who started this thraed could easily unlock it. Mabye it should go? :-X


Well, at that rate, we might as well close all the birthday threads, any thread that dealt with a current event that passed, and any non-topic thread. I like the freedom we got here.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/18/05 at 2:42 pm


Well, at that rate, we might as well close all the birthday threads, any thread that dealt with a current event that passed, and any non-topic thread. I like the freedom we got here.



I guess that person was trying to be silly.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: nally on 11/18/05 at 2:43 pm


Well, at that rate, we might as well close all the birthday threads, any thread that dealt with a current event that passed, and any non-topic thread. I like the freedom we got here.

No, leave 'em. No offense, but I personally think this paticular one has gotten kinda outta hand. After all, the only birthday threads should be wished to active members, like me and you and... that is, when the appropriate time comes. And that's that.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/18/05 at 2:48 pm


No offense, but I personally think this paticular one has gotten kinda outta hand.


That's kinda the point of it. There have been countless worthless threads that have been kept alive in the past. The whole POINT of them is to keep on the front page forever. "Bump Me!" was the first great "outta hand" thread.. and we're following in those footsteps.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/18/05 at 2:50 pm


That's kinda the point of it. There have been countless worthless threads that have been kept alive in the past. The whole POINT of them is to keep on the front page forever. "Bump Me!" was the first great "outta hand" thread.. and we're following in those footsteps.

Subject: Re: Daylight come and rwanda go home.

Written By: nally on 11/18/05 at 2:51 pm


That's kinda the point of it. There have been countless worthless threads that have been kept alive in the past. The whole POINT of them is to keep on the front page forever. "Bump Me!" was the first great "outta hand" thread.. and we're following in those footsteps.

Subject: Re: Daylight come and rwanda go home.

Written By: Apricot on 11/18/05 at 2:56 pm


The only thrEads that can be kept on the fROnt page forever are the "sticky" ones, and only the moderaters can decide which ones those are. I refuse to waste any posts on the threads that are completely pointless


Then don't.

Subject: Re: If you Acme a question, it'll take me a Wile E. to answer

Written By: nally on 11/18/05 at 2:59 pm


Then don't.

I'm not.

Subject: Re: Fitter, Happier, More Productive. At A Better Pace.

Written By: Apricot on 11/18/05 at 3:00 pm


I'm not.


Very well.

Subject: Re: I've been workin' on the whale-road

Written By: nally on 11/18/05 at 3:02 pm


Very well.

ok. So how's the weather?

Subject: Re: I've been workin' on the whale-road

Written By: Apricot on 11/18/05 at 3:05 pm


ok. So how's the weather?


Hmm.. the weather 'round these parts is very sunny, but it's cold. 27 degrees when I got up, according to the news. If I had to guess, I'd say it's in the mid-40s right now?

How's it over there in California?

Subject: Re: Knick Knack Kerouac, Give the Dog a Bone

Written By: nally on 11/18/05 at 3:08 pm


Hmm.. the weather 'round these parts is very sunny, but it's cold. 27 degrees when I got up, according to the news. If I had to guess, I'd say it's in the mid-40s right now?

How's it over there in California?

Windy, with Santa Ana conditions. It's about 20 degrees warmer than it should be.

Subject: Re: Knick Knack Kerouac, Give the Dog a Bone

Written By: Apricot on 11/18/05 at 3:10 pm


Windy, with Santa Ana conditions. It's about 20 degrees warmer than it should be.


I personally like warm, windy days.

Subject: Re: I've been workin' on the whale-road

Written By: Howard on 11/18/05 at 3:44 pm


ok. So how's the weather?



Pretty Cold

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/18/05 at 4:03 pm


You're absolutely right. I suppose the mods could lock it up, but then the person who started this thraed could easily unlock it. Mabye it should go? :-X



Nope. >:-}D


(Andrew, sorry for using your face, but it seemed like the right time to do so.)

Subject: Re: Tequila Mockingbird

Written By: nally on 11/18/05 at 4:04 pm



Nope. >:-}D




No, I am totally with Horward; I think the mods should take it down at some point. there is no need to obssess about the birthday of an inactive user.

Subject: Re: Tequila Mockingbird

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/18/05 at 4:06 pm


No, I am totally with Horward; I think the mods should take it down at some point. there is no need to obssess about the birthday of an inactive user.



Is it really THAT big of a deal, Jeff? Seriously.

Subject: Re: Tequila Mockingbird

Written By: Apricot on 11/18/05 at 4:48 pm


No, I am totally with Horward; I think the mods should take it down at some point. there is no need to obssess about the birthday of an inactive user.


Dude, I've explain this.. it's not even about the birthday of some user who did one post... it's about the retarded joke about that user's name, and keeping it going as long as possible.

No one cares that it was an inactive user's birthday. We played off the "BECKS" thing, and now the thread is continuing on. Again, I'll use this analogy: Compare this thread to "Bump Me!" "I Gotta Pee", any of jiminy's old joke threads. Except there's nothing offensive about this thread. There would be no basis to deleting it.

And I go with Beth.. is it really THAT big a deal? This forum is fairly orderly, sometimes you just gotta get the lead out.. you need somewhere to just spam everyone's ass off, and it might not be in just one thread. But as long as we keep to our few threads, no one gets hurt. If you don't like this thread, do what I do with threads I dislike: pass them by and ignore them. Chucky has been active several times since this thread's creation, and it never got deleted. So I'm guessing he doesn't view this as something that needs to be "taken down". So either wait for him to have a change of heart or for us to get bored and make a new retarded joke thread. Talking about how much a thread sucks only keeps it going. If you ignore it, chances are it'll die faster. If not, oh well, you're ignoring it, no big deal for you.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/18/05 at 5:31 pm

I just like posting here randomly!  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/18/05 at 6:00 pm

;D My post got removed.

Wonder why  ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/18/05 at 6:18 pm


;D My post got removed.

Wonder why

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/18/05 at 6:51 pm


You're absolutely right. I suppose the mods could lock it up, but then the person who started this thraed could easily unlock it. Mabye it should go? :-X



you misspelled TWO words!  :o

Subject: Re: Tequila Mockingbird

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/18/05 at 6:53 pm


Dude, I've explain this.. it's not even about the birthday of some user who did one post... it's about the retarded joke about that user's name, and keeping it going as long as possible.

No one cares that it was an inactive user's birthday. We played off the "BECKS" thing, and now the thread is continuing on. Again, I'll use this analogy: Compare this thread to "Bump Me!" "I Gotta Pee", any of jiminy's old joke threads. Except there's nothing offensive about this thread. There would be no basis to deleting it.

And I go with Beth.. is it really THAT big a deal? This forum is fairly orderly, sometimes you just gotta get the lead out.. you need somewhere to just spam everyone's ass off, and it might not be in just one thread. But as long as we keep to our few threads, no one gets hurt. If you don't like this thread, do what I do with threads I dislike: pass them by and ignore them. Chucky has been active several times since this thread's creation, and it never got deleted. So I'm guessing he doesn't view this as something that needs to be "taken down". So either wait for him to have a change of heart or for us to get bored and make a new retarded joke thread. Talking about how much a thread sucks only keeps it going. If you ignore it, chances are it'll die faster. If not, oh well, you're ignoring it, no big deal for you.


BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!




nicely worded

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/18/05 at 7:45 pm


;D My post got removed.

Wonder why

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: nally on 11/18/05 at 10:06 pm



you misspelled TWO words!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/18/05 at 10:22 pm

..

..

..

..

Ha-HO!  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/18/05 at 10:45 pm

hey....I see nothing wrong with this thread...at least the members who are posting in it aren't whoring up other pertinent threads, like "Show Us What You Look Like" ::)





Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/19/05 at 12:35 am



The angry tirade which had a gist of "Beck is a twat"?


No, when i reamed Nally

Subject: Re: Tequila Mockingbird

Written By: Howard on 11/19/05 at 7:24 am


No, I am totally with Horward; I think the mods should take it down at some point. there is no need to obssess about the birthday of an inactive user.



We'll just say Happy Birthday to whoever and that's that.

Subject: Geez...

Written By: YWN on 11/19/05 at 11:17 am

If you don't appreciate this thread, you can ignore it.  Okay, let's explain this once more:

This is a joke.

Furthermore...penis.

Subject: PENIS PENIS PENIS

Written By: YWN on 11/19/05 at 11:21 am

A smiley sandwich!

|| ;) ||

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/19/05 at 11:26 am

TWENTY SEVEN PAGES!

DANCE PARTY!

http://www.s-plan.fslife.co.uk/jackson/jackson_dance.jpg

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/19/05 at 5:29 pm

hi. My name is Michael, and I found this thread alone and neglected at the bottom of page one. Then I found Revive-A-Thread, and this thread soon became healthy and popular at the top of page one

You too can witness the benefits of Revive-A-Thread, simply post something completely obscene in an abandoned, lonely thread and watch it spring to life!

Do the right thing, and make a thread feel loved... revive a thread today  :)

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: nally on 11/19/05 at 5:34 pm


hi. My name is Michael, and I found this thread alone and neglected at the bottom of page one. Then I found Revive-A-Thread, and this thread soon became healthy and popular at the top of page one

You too can witness the benefits of Revive-A-Thread, simply post something completely obscene in an abandoned, lonely thread and watch it spring to life!

Do the right thing, and make a thread feel loved... revive a thread today

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: Morton on 11/19/05 at 5:44 pm


Hi, my name is Jeffrey and I think I'll do just that. However, I will revive one that actually has some useful meaning. :)


Oof! Below the belt!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 11/19/05 at 5:57 pm

Ooo... this threads still highly popular.  ;D

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/19/05 at 6:44 pm


Hi, my name is Jeffrey and I think I'll do just that. However, I will revive one that actually has some useful meaning. :)



And in the midst of announcing that you're not gonna bump this thread, you, indeed...bumped this thread.  :)


Talk 'bout yer all-time backfires.

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: nally on 11/19/05 at 6:45 pm



And in the midst of announcing that you're not gonna bump this thread, you, indeed...bumped this thread.

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/19/05 at 6:50 pm


In my defense, it was on page one at the time I posted on it.



Ah, touche'

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/19/05 at 6:59 pm



Ah, touche'


En Garde.. ve vill fight to ze death you amerecan svine

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/19/05 at 8:38 pm


No, when i reamed Nally


Can the point be presented any.. uh.. nicer? I'd like to see your take on this all.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/20/05 at 12:33 am


Can the point be presented any.. uh.. nicer? I'd like to see your take on this all.


No..a word that rhymed with Mother Canucker was integral to the argument  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/20/05 at 4:53 am

Omigosh! It's Not BECKS Birthday!  :D :D :D :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 11:42 am


Omigosh! It's Not BECKS Birthday!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/20/05 at 11:48 am


NALLY got reamed and I missed it?

'Tis truly a sad day for lobsterman...


This will cheer you up Lobsterman..


Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 12:26 pm

:o Getting low on the page!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/20/05 at 2:22 pm

Nearly page 29.. oh god, the pointlessness of it all

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 2:44 pm


Nearly page 29.. oh god, the pointlessness of it all


I know, isn't it beautiful?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/20/05 at 2:55 pm


I know, isn't it beautiful?  ;D


It's.. gorgeous.

Nearly as much so as REAMING!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 2:56 pm


It's.. gorgeous.

Nearly as much so as REAMING!


I don't know, reaming is pretty awesome..

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/20/05 at 2:57 pm


I don't know, reaming is pretty awesome..


You raise a good point.

Let's ask Nostradamus.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 2:58 pm


You raise a good point.

Let's ask Nostradamus.


Now how would we do that?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/20/05 at 3:05 pm


Now how would we do that?


We must sing to him...

You made predictions of history through time
lifting the lid off of political crime
after living the legacy
that was born in 1555
it's a wonder.. that we're all still alive
you warned us about hitler, stalin, the pope and kennedy
what's in store for us now? World war three? or.. Beck's Birthdeeeey?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 3:15 pm


We must sing to him...

You made predictions of history through time
lifting the lid off of political crime
after living the legacy
that was born in 1555
it's a wonder.. that we're all still alive
you warned us about hitler, stalin, the pope and kennedy
what's in store for us now? World war three? or.. Beck's Birthdeeeey?


So, now we ask if Reaming is more beautiful then Beck's Birthday?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/20/05 at 3:46 pm


So, now we ask if Reaming is more beautiful then Beck's Birthday?


Yes.

Nostradamus, tell us how we must reach you.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/20/05 at 4:58 pm

an elephant through a letterbox...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 5:03 pm

... IN MY PANTS!  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/20/05 at 5:20 pm


... IN MY PANTS!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 5:36 pm


penis


Haha, you said "penis".

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/20/05 at 5:46 pm


Haha, you said "penis".


You're twistin' my words, man!  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 5:48 pm


I like the penis


Michael!  :o

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 6:15 pm

Once again, I find myself with no subjects I can talk about on this section, so.. BUMP!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 8:09 pm

Gettin' low again.. where's Beth?

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: nally on 11/20/05 at 8:10 pm


Gettin' low again.. where's Beth?

She's not here right now, may I take a message?

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 8:28 pm


She's not here right now, may I take a message?


Alright, um... Beth, where's you at? I done called this thread THREE times, and you ain't home! Call me back, yo.

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/20/05 at 10:04 pm


She's not here right now, may I take a message?



Alright, Jeff, You KNOW you're starting to enjoy bumping this thread. Admit it..!!!

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: YWN on 11/21/05 at 8:49 am


She's not here right now, may I take a message?


You...you bumped this thread.  :o

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/21/05 at 9:53 am

And now I must bump this thread also  :P

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/21/05 at 3:27 pm


And now I must bump this thread also

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/21/05 at 4:41 pm

We should bump Beck  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/21/05 at 5:02 pm


We should bump Beck

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/21/05 at 5:35 pm

I regret to inform you that I am bumping this thread back onto page uno. Thank you  :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/21/05 at 5:57 pm


:o


Why is that suprising to you?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/21/05 at 5:58 pm

I refuse to bump this thread!!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/21/05 at 6:08 pm

Yeah, same here. Pfft... bumping a silly, useless thread? Nope, wouldn't dream of it  ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/21/05 at 6:42 pm


Yeah, same here. Pfft... bumping a silly, useless thread? Nope, wouldn't dream of it

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/21/05 at 6:43 pm


Thank God we don't know anyone who does THAT...


yeah, they'd have to be the loseriest of the losers to have to go and do something as b*llocks as that  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 11/21/05 at 6:43 pm

Page one bump!  :o

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/21/05 at 6:48 pm

I might be wrong
I might be wrong
I could have sworn
I saw a light coming on

I used to think
I used to think
There is no future left at all
I used to think

Open up, begin again
Let's go down the waterfall
Think about the good times
And never look back
Never look back

What would I do?
What would I do?
If I did not have you?

Open up, let me in
Let's go down the waterfall
Have ourselves a good time
It's nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/21/05 at 7:13 pm

Like Hell! It's Finnegan The Folk Hero of.. HTML!!!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/21/05 at 7:17 pm


Like Hell! It's Finnegan The Folk Hero of.. HTML!!!


um... ok

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/21/05 at 7:19 pm


um... ok


I'll have to send you that song sometime.. it's one of Momus' catchier songs.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/21/05 at 9:48 pm

BUMPITY BUMP!!!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/21/05 at 11:07 pm


BUMPITY BUMP!!!


What about Bouncey bounce

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/22/05 at 9:02 am

Hump.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/22/05 at 9:11 am


Hump.


My humps?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/22/05 at 9:11 am


My humps?


Your lovely lady lumps.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/22/05 at 9:12 am


Your lovely lady lumps.


How kind of you to notice, Marsh  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/22/05 at 10:57 am


My humps?



Your lovely lady lumps.



How kind of you to notice, Marsh

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/22/05 at 11:18 am



Hahahahahaha!!


It's amazing what people will do to bump a thread these days!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/22/05 at 11:22 am

People, People *claps hands together*

31 pages? I think we're slacking.


Now, I wanna see some serious hustle..! >:-{

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/22/05 at 11:23 am


People, People *claps hands together*

31 pages? I think we're slacking.


Now, I wanna see some serious hustle..! >:-{


Yes, sir

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/22/05 at 11:27 am


Yes, sir



>:-{

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/22/05 at 11:28 am



>:-{


Erm- Miss  :-[

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/22/05 at 2:16 pm


>:-{


Haha, Beth is a man!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/22/05 at 2:37 pm

BECK HELP! WE JUST HAD AN EARTHQUAKE!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/22/05 at 3:18 pm


BECK HELP! WE JUST HAD AN EARTHQUAKE!


:o TIME FOR AN OLD TIME RELIJUN SONG!!!

there is an earthquake, coming to town
railroads and highways, and bridges will split
sinking and killing people.
snakes and birds and cats will warn us
one week in advance by acting stupid and speaking our language,
but no one can listen;
buildings will crumble down.
bricks and nails hold up nothing,
the walls and windows will come crashing down,
but we won't be home!
we'll be singing outside in ecstasy
there is an earthquake,coming to town!
there is a volcano, sixty miles away-
now it is covered by trees and glaciers,
but soon it will erupt,
and the glaciers will melt and turn into mud,
and flow into town the quaking of the earth
and the eruption of the volcano will cause the sea to rise fifty foot
tidal waves will flood the town and countryside
islands will be created where farmland once existed
(but we'll be okay, we live on a hill!)
EVERYONE I KNOW EXCEPT FOR A FEW GOOD FRIENDS WILL BE DEAD!!!!"

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/22/05 at 3:45 pm

^ I found that funny, for some reason  ;D

We just had an earthquake
Hey, let's post an old song  ;D ;D

The randomness of it!  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/22/05 at 3:46 pm


^ I found that funny, for some reason  ;D

We just had an earthquake
Hey, let's post an old song  ;D ;D

The randomness of it!  :D


:\'( Phhh.. flood victims get money n' that. I get mildly shook and i get a song. Tisn't fair!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/22/05 at 3:48 pm


:\'( Phhh.. flood victims get money n' that. I get mildly shook and i get a song. Tisn't fair!


There, there!

I've never experienced an earthquake of any scale before, but I imagine it must be quite scary...  :o

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/22/05 at 4:03 pm


There, there!

I've never experienced an earthquake of any scale before, but I imagine it must be quite scary...  :o


This was a tiny one. We live literally.. right on top of the New Madrid fault, one of the biggest in the world. Basically when it decides to go properly.. St. Louis (where i live) Memphis.. and a bunch of other towns won't exist. Then there will be damage all the way to Kansas City, Chicago etc. Let's just say that last time this thing went properly the Mississippi river flowed backwards. Mississippi is i belive the third biggest river in the world  ;)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/22/05 at 4:26 pm


Your lovely lady lumps.



http://www.green.net.au/humpsnotdumps/images/tiedown2.jpg

Lady Humps  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/22/05 at 4:30 pm


This was a tiny one. We live literally.. right on top of the New Madrid fault, one of the biggest in the world. Basically when it decides to go properly.. St. Louis (where i live) Memphis.. and a bunch of other towns won't exist. Then there will be damage all the way to Kansas City, Chicago etc. Let's just say that last time this thing went properly the Mississippi river flowed backwards. Mississippi is i belive the third biggest river in the world

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/22/05 at 4:32 pm


BECK HELP! WE JUST HAD AN EARTHQUAKE!



Beck will never be able to save you.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/22/05 at 4:47 pm


:\'( Phhh.. flood victims get money n' that. I get mildly shook and i get a song. Tisn't fair!




Not just any song, young Andrew--- an Old Time Relijun song.




..For that, you should thank your lucky stars.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/22/05 at 4:50 pm


Not just any song, young Andrew--- an Old Time Relijun song.


..For that, you should thank your lucky stars.


I'm seriously debating sending him that song.... but I'm worried he'd hate Old Time Relijun.. and THEN we'd have an issue.

Not like Beck? Fine. But Old Time Relijun? We have a situation there.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/22/05 at 4:52 pm


I'm seriously debating sending him that song.... but I'm worried he'd hate Old Time Relijun.. and THEN we'd have an issue.

Not like Beck? Fine. But Old Time Relijun? We have a situation there.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/22/05 at 4:55 pm


In the most awkward of ways.


http://www.madlantern.com/clipart/clips/construction/broom.gif

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/22/05 at 4:56 pm


Don't---he'd hate it, most likely. And even if he didn't exactly hate it, he would act like he did.

And then I'd have to kill him....


Yeah, sounds right.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/22/05 at 5:31 pm

My goodness! Bottom of page one? Me no like... BUMP!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/22/05 at 7:43 pm



Don't---he'd hate it, most likely. And even if he didn't exactly hate it, he would act like he did.


And then I'd have to kill him....






In the most awkward of ways.


You and your Psychoanalytical bollocks, I'mma make him send it to me now!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/22/05 at 7:47 pm


You and your Psychoanalytical bollocks, I'mma make him send it to me now!


...and it was done.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/22/05 at 7:50 pm


...and it was done.


.. and he said.. 'Let there be criticism'

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/22/05 at 7:51 pm


.. and he said.. 'Let there be criticism'


And Andrew Rock listened, and he saw that there was fault. And just as he had said there would be criticism, there was criticism. And Andrew Rock said unto them "What the f--k".  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/22/05 at 8:59 pm


And Andrew Rock listened, and he saw that there was fault. And just as he had said there would be criticism, there was criticism. And Andrew Rock said unto them "What the f--k".  ;D


Hey, you left out everything good i said.

I said the Earthquake one was funny and i said there was nothing 'wrong' with the other one. There was just no energy, no real talent there.

It's alright, not something i'd buy.. but ya know, i have no problem with it.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/22/05 at 9:31 pm


And Andrew Rock listened, and he saw that there was fault. And just as he had said there would be criticism, there was criticism. And Andrew Rock said unto them "What the f--k".

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/22/05 at 9:33 pm


http://www.madlantern.com/clipart/clips/construction/broom.gif




Nope. Even more awkward than THAT.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 11/22/05 at 11:02 pm

Wow!  This is definately the Longest Becks Thread ever.  When will it NOT be Becks' birthday?  LOL

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/22/05 at 11:03 pm

Everyday is Beck's birthday.....lucky bastard!! LOL! ;D :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/23/05 at 4:34 pm

Wow... found this thread in the gutter of page two  :o

Don't think so... BUMP

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/23/05 at 4:59 pm


Wow!

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: nally on 11/23/05 at 5:03 pm


When this thread gets locked away.
If it gets locked, then MKD could easily unlock it, since people who start threads have the power to lock/unlock threads they start.

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: Howard on 11/23/05 at 5:03 pm


If it gets locked, then MKD could easily unlock it, since people who start threads have the power to lock/unlock threads they start.



Who's MKD?

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: nally on 11/23/05 at 5:04 pm



Who's MKD?

I was abbreviating her username, Mid Knight Darkness.

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: Howard on 11/23/05 at 5:05 pm


I was abbreviating her username, Mid Knight Darkness.



Thanks Jeff.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/23/05 at 5:54 pm

Hold on there, Jeff...

The 1968 Democratic National Confusion?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/23/05 at 6:32 pm

Whew... that took some time  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/23/05 at 6:37 pm

I'm listening to Beck at this very moment.  White boy rap/blues/country/experimental rock/nonsensical lyrics/EVERYTHING seems to be this man's style.  I bought his new CD, and...  Well, don't tell Snyder, but my favorite song is "E-Pro".  *hides*

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/23/05 at 6:38 pm


I'm listening to Beck at this very moment.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/23/05 at 6:41 pm


I know E-Pro. It's the one with the video where it's his head on like a stickman's body everything's just coloured outlines on a black background, and then at the end he's jumping on musical notes. It's an okay song, I suppose


I regret that I have not yet seen the video.  I'll have to check MTV and VH1 in the mornings (the only time they play music videos) to catch it.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/23/05 at 6:49 pm


I regret that I have not yet seen the video.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/23/05 at 6:51 pm


Do you have MTV2 over there? They play it all the time over here...


No, we just have basic cable.

You know...I believe MTV2 was created when MTV realized that there was hardly any music anymore on MTV, so they could start from scratch with another station that would be music 24/7.

...Yet I've heard they're even adding shows to that station, such as Beavis and Butthead.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/23/05 at 6:53 pm


No, we just have basic cable.

You know...I believe MTV2 was created when MTV realized that there was hardly any music anymore on MTV, so they could start from scratch with another station that would be music 24/7.

...Yet I've heard they're even adding shows to that station, such as Beavis and Butthead.


Yeah, they sometimes show B&B, Viva La Bam and a few others. The best show on MTV2 is Gonzo. Mint music videos and really cool guests - although I hardly ever watch it

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/23/05 at 6:55 pm


Yeah, they sometimes show B&B, Viva La Bam and a few others. The best show on MTV2 is Gonzo. Mint music videos and really cool guests - although I hardly ever watch it


Why!?  Isn't it bad enough that they plagued the original MTV with reality shows (all awful in my opinion)?

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/23/05 at 7:51 pm


If it gets locked, then MKD could easily unlock it, since people who start threads have the power to lock/unlock threads they start.




HELL TO DA YEAH, I CAN..!!!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/23/05 at 7:55 pm


Happy Birthday Becks.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/23/05 at 10:17 pm


You should send him "Mystery Language"


I did.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/23/05 at 10:22 pm


I did.



Excellent.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/24/05 at 10:04 am

Every Day is Beck's Birthday. ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/24/05 at 12:43 pm


Why!?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/24/05 at 4:19 pm

I'm soooooooo addicted to Guero.  I listen to it over and over again.  I believe I've changed my mind about my favorite song being "E-Pro".  I really like "Que Onda Guero", "Girl", and "Hell Yes".

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/24/05 at 7:49 pm



Eh, it was just a joke, no need to get yer underwear in a twist over! I'm sure it'll be buried within the depths of the Playful Penguin Place in no time.




Haha, or, ya know.... not...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/24/05 at 7:52 pm


I'm soooooooo addicted to Guero.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/24/05 at 8:26 pm


One of these days, I'm gonna have to send you the kick-ass remixes of "Hell Yes" and "Que Unda, Guero?"... they're da bomb.


I've heard "Ghettochip Malfunction" and "Gameboy Homeboy".

Subject: Re: Daylight Come and rwanda Go Home

Written By: nally on 11/24/05 at 8:31 pm


Hold on there, Jeff...

The 1968 Democratic National Confusion?

That was one of the categories on the game show "Win Ben Stein's Money." In case you haven't noticed, I've been using some of those in the subject line. If you've never watched that show before, you probably won't have a clue. All the categories on that show are a play on words, and the questions associated with them have something to do with the key words. For example, for the one I'm using for this reply ("Daylight come and Rwanda go home"), there was a question having to do with Rwanda. Anyway, the show "Win Ben Stein's Money" has been on Comedy Central, and the reruns currently air on GSN late at night. I don't think it's on tonight, though. :-\\

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/24/05 at 9:22 pm


I've heard "Ghettochip Malfunction" and "Gameboy Homeboy".


Oh, okay.. personally, I like them more then the album versions.. the sounds in "Hell Yes" and "Que Unda, Guero?" annoy me a bit.. the instruments he uses.. but 8-Bit's remixes are good.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 11/25/05 at 12:25 am

Happy Birthday Becks :)

Since it seems to be her birthday everyday, I shall wish her HB every day  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/25/05 at 12:30 am


Oh, okay.. personally, I like them more then the album versions.. the sounds in "Hell Yes" and "Que Unda, Guero?" annoy me a bit.. the instruments he uses.. but 8-Bit's remixes are good.


I like both the originals and the remixes...  I prefer I prefer the original "Hell Yes" though.  I take it you've heard the E-Pro remix too...  That was pretty good.  Lots of video game sound effects in that one.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/25/05 at 9:02 am


I like both the originals and the remixes...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/25/05 at 10:36 am


The "E-Pro" and "Girl" remixes were done by this other band... it's a terrible band, really.. I don't like their stuff at all.


What is it called?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/25/05 at 3:21 pm

Beck, i need a made up Adjective.. STAT!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/25/05 at 5:36 pm

Sigh... still no sign of BECKS in person. They've became quite the celebrity around these here parts  :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/25/05 at 6:58 pm


Beck, i need a made up Adjective.. STAT!


You might do good to consult this:

http://blog.joshlewis.org/images/becktionary.jpg

The Becktionary: From Bzooty To Whiskeyclone!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/25/05 at 9:06 pm

When I informed this elderly woman it was BECKS Birthday, this was her reaction:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/OldLady.jpg

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/26/05 at 8:01 am


When I informed this elderly woman it was BECKS Birthday, this was her reaction:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/OldLady.jpg



Beck's Grandmother?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 10:26 am


Beck's Grandmother?


Nope, just an old lady.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/26/05 at 12:43 pm


Nope, just an old lady.


When i told your mum that it was Becks birthday.. she went and hung out with Marsh's mum, and cussed him.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/26/05 at 12:46 pm

Oh yeah?! Well.... I... I.... i.... I... I.... I.... I... I...


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KAZOO!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/26/05 at 6:25 pm

Wow, will this mega birthday celebration ever end?!

Subject: Re: Osaka it to me.

Written By: nally on 11/26/05 at 6:28 pm


Wow, will this mega birthday celebration ever end?!

I hope so.

This thread should never have been started in the first place. It wishes happy b'day to an inactive member who has made only ONE Post, back in July of 2004. Some ppl say this was a Joke, but I think it's kinda old now. ::)

Subject: Re: Bloody Hell...

Written By: Morton on 11/26/05 at 6:31 pm


I hope so.

This thread should never have been started in the first place. It wishes happy b'day to an inactive member who has made only ONE Post, back in July of 2004. Some ppl say this was a Joke, but I think it's kinda old now. ::)


I don't really see it as a joke, I just like posting here to get my post count back up to the 4,950(ish) it was!

Subject: Re: Osaka it to me

Written By: nally on 11/26/05 at 6:32 pm


I don't really see it as a joke, I just like posting here to get my post count back up to the 4,950(ish) it was!

I got an idea... post in the PBG threads! That'll really boost your post count.

Subject: Re: Osaka it to me.

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/26/05 at 6:33 pm


I hope so.

This thread should never have been started in the first place. It wishes happy b'day to an inactive member who has made only ONE Post, back in July of 2004. Some ppl say this was a Joke, but I think it's kinda old now. ::)


Sorry Nally.. i suppose i can sea why it's a problemo,,,

aFter all, it's is kinda silly isn't it's.

Subject: Re: Osaka it to me

Written By: Morton on 11/26/05 at 6:37 pm


I got an idea... post in the PBG threads! That'll really boost your post count.


This helps too, but go on then, since as you asked so nicely  ;D

Subject: I Smoke Word Plays

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 6:47 pm


I hope so.

This thread should never have been started in the first place. It wishes happy b'day to an inactive member who has made only ONE Post, back in July of 2004. Some ppl say this was a Joke, but I think it's kinda old now. ::)


Every time someone expresses the desire for this thread to end, it only further motivates it to keep going.. just like all the other threads like this one. If you get upset, you give the machine what it wants.

Again, I'd like to re-iterate that we really didn't care about the inactive member's birthday. It was all just a slight joke that were aren't letting go of, mainly because we know it bothers some people, but it doesn't do anything wrong.

You know why this thread is still here? You know why we do this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/WesPissesYouOff.jpg

The only way this thread can die is if no one other then the few people who keep it going look at it, comment on it, complain about it, or ANYTHING. The only way it'll ever die is if everyone who isn't behind it leaves it. Kinda like a movie that they keep showing on TV.

And that'll never happen

Subject: Re: If you Acme a question, it'll take me a wile e. to answer.

Written By: nally on 11/26/05 at 6:53 pm


Every time someone expresses the desire for this thread to end, it only further motivates it to keep going.. just like all the other threads like this one. If you get upset, you give the machine what it wants.

Again, I'd like to re-iterate that we really didn't care about the inactive member's birthday. It was all just a slight joke that were aren't letting go of, mainly because we know it bothers some people, but it doesn't do anything wrong.

You know why this thread is still here? You know why we do this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/WesPissesYouOff.jpg

The only way this thread can die is if no one other then the few people who keep it going look at it, comment on it, complain about it, or ANYTHING. The only way it'll ever die is if everyone who isn't behind it leaves it. Kinda like a movie that they keep showing on TV.

And that'll never happen


I'm sorry, but attacking/harrasing other members and/or giving them a bad time is not tolerated here. Chucky would agree.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/26/05 at 6:57 pm

I really think everybody needs to calm down a little... this is getting out of hand. I have had a day of sh*t at work, I have the idiots next door shouting and banging and I don't need that here (this is the only place I can get peace and quiet)...

...and i'm sure Chucky would appreciate a little peace and quiet too  :)

Subject: Daaaaaaayuuuum...

Written By: YWN on 11/26/05 at 7:05 pm


I'm sorry, but attacking/harrasing other members and/or giving them a bad time is not tolerated here. Chucky would agree.


You don't like this silly thread, yet you bump it by complaining about it and not really getting the joke.  Then Andrew points this out and he's harrassing you and giving you a bad name?

Subject: Re: Daaaaaaayuuuum...

Written By: nally on 11/26/05 at 7:06 pm


You don't like this silly thread, yet you bump it by complaining about it and not really getting the joke.

In my defense, I only respond to it when it's on the top half of page one. If it's below page one, then I ain't interested in it.

Subject: Re: If you Acme a question, it'll take me a wile e. to answer.

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 7:06 pm


I'm sorry, but attacking/harrasing other members and/or giving them a bad time is not tolerated here. Chucky would agree.


Explain how that was an attack. I didn't say anything about you.. I said "leave the thread alone, and it'll die."

Subject: Re: Daaaaaaayuuuum...

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 7:07 pm


In my defense, I only respond to it when it's on the top half of page one. If it's below page one, then I ain't interested in it.


You're still contributing to the machine you so dislike.

Subject: Re: Daaaaaaayuuuum...

Written By: YWN on 11/26/05 at 7:07 pm


In my defense, I only respond to it when it's on the top half of page one. If it's below page one, then I ain't interested in it.


...but how is he harrassing you or giving you a bad name?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 7:10 pm


...and i'm sure Chucky would appreciate a little peace and quiet too

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/26/05 at 7:12 pm

...sighs...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/26/05 at 7:12 pm


...sighs...


...sighs...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 7:12 pm


...sighs...


I really don't... I could claim someone attacked me, that doesn't mean it happened.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/26/05 at 7:13 pm


I really don't... I could claim someone attacked me, that doesn't mean it happened.


That wasn't aimed at you in particular... just y'know... kinda...never mind  :-\\ :-X

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 7:14 pm


That wasn't aimed at you in particular... just y'know... kinda...never mind

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/26/05 at 7:14 pm


I see.. a "sigh" in general... the situation?


yeah  :(

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/26/05 at 7:21 pm


I see.. a "sigh" in general... the situation?


I actually find it amusing...  I think Chucky G is going to dismiss this and laugh at it too.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 11/26/05 at 7:21 pm


I actually find it amusing...

Subject: Re: .

Written By: nally on 11/26/05 at 7:22 pm


I actually find it amusing...

Subject: Re: .

Written By: YWN on 11/26/05 at 7:27 pm


I just think it makes no cents (or dollars, or any other currency) to keep a birhday thread around indefinitely. Especially if it's one for a member who just shows up once and leaves.


...It is a joke.  No one *actually* cares about BECKS.  That's the whole joke, people may find this thread thinking about Beck, but surprise, it's just about an obscure member which we hype up despite that he only has one post! 

And...we're mainly posting here because we know it annoys some people.  If you don't like this thread, don't post in it.  It's just one thread, and it isn't going to kill you for it to be on page one.

Subject: Re: .

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 7:30 pm


...It is a joke.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 11/26/05 at 7:32 pm

My only question ... what if Becks ever comes back (not that it's likely)  ;D

Subject: Re: Osaka it to me.

Written By: nally on 11/26/05 at 7:34 pm

[quote author=whis

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 7:37 pm

[quote author=whis

Subject: Re: Osaka it to me.

Written By: whistledog on 11/26/05 at 7:41 pm


I doubt that he will. He hasn't been active in sixteen months. He probably forgot all about this site. As did all other members with only one or zero posts.


It's a shame these members post 1 or 2 replies, then disappear.  It'd be nice to actually get to know these people who come and go and never return

Subject: Re: Osaka it to me.

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 7:42 pm

[quote author=whis

Subject: Re: Osaka it to me.

Written By: nally on 11/26/05 at 7:46 pm


I think BECKS was one of the people who only joined cause he had a lyric question, and thought you HAD to join to do that.

I've seen guests ask lyrics questions on the Lyrics forum sometimes.

Subject: Re: Osaka it to me.

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 7:47 pm


I've seen guests ask lyrics questions on the Lyrics forum sometimes.


Not everyone knows you can do that, though.. some just assume you have to join. I did when I first saw this site.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/26/05 at 10:17 pm

May i have the attention of the class..

SIT DOWN SHUT UP! SIT DOWN SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN SHUT UP! SIT DOWN SHUT UP!
http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/ziggy.htm

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 10:27 pm

;D Fantastical.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 11/26/05 at 10:52 pm


May i have the attention of the class..

SIT DOWN SHUT UP! SIT DOWN SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN SHUT UP! SIT DOWN SHUT UP!
http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/ziggy.htm


...I laughed waaaaaayyyyyyy too hard at that...  WAY too hard.  It started out as this silent heaving snickering, but eventually I was laughing like a little girl.

HE CHOPPED OFF MY HAND WITH A MEAT CLEAVER.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/27/05 at 12:42 am

Ziggy... disgruntles me.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Becks on 04/01/06 at 8:06 am

wow!!! I haven't been on in a long time, but I can't believe how many people wished me a happy birthday when I wasn't here.

wot a friendly place!  I must return here again!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 8:12 am


wow!!! I haven't been on in a long time, but I can't believe how many people wished me a happy birthday when I wasn't here.

wot a friendly place!  I must return here again!


...

...it's...it's....it's.....it's.......it's......it's......it's.....it's......it's....

...an April Fool's Day joke, obviously  ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Becks on 04/01/06 at 8:16 am


...

...it's...it's....it's.....it's.......it's......it's......it's.....it's......it's....

...an April Fool's Day joke, obviously  ::)


why?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 8:17 am


why?


For starters, it's still April Fool's day over there. and secondly... I saw what happened  ;)

Subject: Re: .

Written By: Becks on 04/01/06 at 8:18 am


...It is a joke.  No one *actually* cares about BECKS.  That's the whole joke, people may find this thread thinking about Beck, but surprise, it's just about an obscure member which we hype up despite that he only has one post! 

And...we're mainly posting here because we know it annoys some people.  If you don't like this thread, don't post in it.  It's just one thread, and it isn't going to kill you for it to be on page one.


I care about Becks!

and why does Beth want to have my children?

Subject: Re: .

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 8:19 am


I care about Becks!

and why does Beth want to have my children?


You seemed to find that quote very quickly, BECKS  >:( ???

Subject: Re: .

Written By: Becks on 04/01/06 at 8:22 am


You seemed to find that quote very quickly, BECKS  >:( ???


it was in me personal messages from someone

Subject: Re: .

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 8:23 am


it was in me personal messages from someone


Pfft  ::)

You aint foolin' me... and by the way, April Fool's Day's been and gone over here in the UK  :P

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 04/01/06 at 8:24 am

April Fools ended 2.5 hours ago down here, so yeah.


P.S. Did you find that song lyric you were looking for just under 2 years ago, Becks?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Becks on 04/01/06 at 8:25 am


April Fools ended 2.5 hours ago down here, so yeah.


P.S. Did you find that song lyric you were looking for just under 2 years ago, Becks?


I found it to be quite tasty

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 8:33 am

Let's see if 'Becks' and the person I think it is can post at the same time?  ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: ChuckyG on 04/01/06 at 8:33 am


...

...it's...it's....it's.....it's.......it's......it's......it's.....it's......it's....

...an April Fool's Day joke, obviously  ::)


all I am doing for April Fool's was the party smiley's... sorry I didn't turn them on sooner.  I never know when to start April Fool's due to the international aspects of the site... silly Aussies.  You know everything revolves around the New York time zone...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Becks on 04/01/06 at 8:33 am


Let's see if 'Becks' and the person I think it is can post at the same time?  ::)


what do you mean?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 8:34 am


all I am doing for April Fool's was the party smiley's... sorry I didn't turn them on sooner.  I never know when to start April Fool's due to the international aspects of the site... silly Aussies.  You know everything revolves around the New York time zone...


Oh, very clever indeed  ::) :P

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/06 at 8:59 am

...


You--

--I


--... B-but.. I .. I've dreamed of this moment. I had everything I wanted to say all planned out, and everything..! N-now you're here and I have los---...ah, screw it-- WhoaMFG I. LOVE. YOU!11 *screams like a schoolgirl*







And if this is a joke (Which I honestly believe it is. I mean, c'mon, I like to think of Becks as a little more badass than how he is portrayed here). I will find the culprit, and, without hesitating, skin him/her and make him/her into a Lazyboy recliner. But not before routinely sodomizing him/her with the usual wrought iron candelabra.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/06 at 9:01 am

And if this is Whistle, well then... dammit, the punishment will be magnified tenfold. >:-{

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 9:12 am


And if this is Whistle, well then... dammit, the punishment will be magnified tenfold. >:-{


I think it's Chucky and/or a mod, personally

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: ChuckyG on 04/01/06 at 9:15 am

http://xfiles.wearehere.net/images/office.jpg

Subject: Re: .

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/06 at 9:16 am


I care about Becks!

and why does Beth want to have my children?



Bitch, Please!



I think it's Chucky and/or a mod, personally



Ch-chucky..

.. Would you really do that sort of thing to me..? :\'(

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/01/06 at 9:17 am


...


You--

--I


--... B-but.. I .. I've dreamed of this moment. I had everything I wanted to say all planned out, and everything..! N-now you're here and I have los---...ah, screw it-- WhoaMFG I. LOVE. YOU!11 *screams like a schoolgirl*







And if this is a joke (Which I honestly believe it is. I mean, c'mon, I like to think of Becks as a little more badass than how he is portrayed here). I will find the culprit, and, without hesitating, skin him/her and make him/her into a Lazyboy recliner. But not before routinely sodomizing him/her with the usual wrought iron candelabra.


go ahead, throw your panties at him. he probably expects it

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 9:17 am


http://xfiles.wearehere.net/images/office.jpg


Don't you act all innocent with me, Mr   ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/06 at 9:17 am


go ahead, throw your panties at him. he probably expects it



Bitch, Please!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 9:19 am



Bitch, Please!


I saw Chucky viewing Beck's profile shortly before she/he/it/arctic monkey appeared... coincidence?  :P

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/06 at 9:20 am


I saw Chucky viewing Beck's profile shortly before she/he/it/arctic monkey appeared... coincidence?  :P



Aw, hellz nah. Chucky, it's ON.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/06 at 9:22 am


I noticed he was back, and wanted to see what he had posted




Bitch, PLEASE!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 04/01/06 at 9:23 am

Wait...wasn't this thing locked before Becks posted?

And what kind of member can UNLOCK A THREAD?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 9:24 am


Wait...wasn't this thing locked before Becks posted?

And what kind of member can UNLOCK A THREAD?


Oh-HO! The game is up!  >:(

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/01/06 at 9:24 am



Bitch, Please!
just tryng to help get you that extra consideration from yo main man  :)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: ChuckyG on 04/01/06 at 9:24 am


Wait...wasn't this thing locked before Becks posted?

And what kind of member can UNLOCK A THREAD?


yes it's me...  I should have planned ahead I suppose.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: FaultyDog on 04/01/06 at 9:25 am


And what kind of member can UNLOCK A THREAD?


You really want me to answer that...? ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 9:25 am


yes it's me...  I should have planned ahead I suppose.


!!!

CHUCKY!  >:( ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: ChuckyG on 04/01/06 at 9:27 am


!!!

CHUCKY!  >:( ;D


>grin< didn't have a good idea for this year... this was the best I could think of >pout<

I wasn't going to put a lot of effort into it, not when it falls on the weekend when less people are here.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/06 at 9:28 am

...




:\'(











Say, Chucky, now that this thread is unlocked.. .. no use locking it back up, right?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/06 at 9:28 am

I do have faith that one day, my REAL Becks will grace us with his presence. Until then, I continue to dream..

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 9:29 am


>grin< didn't have a good idea for this year... this was the best I could think of >pout<

I wasn't going to put a lot of effort into it, not when it falls on the weekend when less people are here.


Nevermind... you almost had me fooled... almost  ;)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 9:29 am


I do have faith that one day, my REAL Becks will grace us with his presence. Until then, I continue to dream..


:\'(

How sweet...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/06 at 9:30 am

There's a great chance that I will weep if you lock this thread again.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: ChuckyG on 04/01/06 at 9:32 am

why does Beth desire sex with Becks anyways? I found a picture of him

http://homepage.mac.com/andytimithy/images/Fatguy.jpg

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: ChuckyG on 04/01/06 at 9:32 am


There's a great chance that I will weep if you lock this thread again.


I'll leave it unlocked... just for you

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 9:33 am


why does Beth desire sex with Becks anyways? I found a picture of him

http://homepage.mac.com/andytimithy/images/Fatguy.jpg


:o

NO NEED, seriously. I'm having my tea  :P


I'll leave it unlocked... just for you


hooray

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/06 at 9:34 am


why does Beth desire sex with Becks anyways? I found a picture of him

http://homepage.mac.com/andytimithy/images/Fatguy.jpg



Oooh, Bebeh. Break me off a piece o' DAT!


I'll leave it unlocked... just for you


:-O! I thank you..!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: ChuckyG on 04/01/06 at 9:40 am



Oooh, Bebeh. Break me off a piece o' DAT!

:-O! I thank you..!


he's more man than you can handle, I'm sure of it.  a man like that... you can't find at just any old Star Trek convention

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/01/06 at 9:46 am


he's more man than you can handle, I'm sure of it.  a man like that... you can't find at just any old Star Trek convention
He can attend all the Star Trek conventions at the same time.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Tia on 04/01/06 at 9:47 am


Wait...wasn't this thing locked before Becks posted?

And what kind of member can UNLOCK A THREAD?
props for the nancy drew-worthy sleuthing work!

i  bought it hook, line and sinker. i even got a PM from becks! and fainted dead away.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 04/01/06 at 10:09 am

so Becks isn't back .. it's all just some gag?  :\'(

I log in and se that I got a PM from becks in response to one I sent him many moons ago .. i was like WTF?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 04/01/06 at 10:15 am

I had deduced this from the fact that he just happened to show up on April Fools day and somehow happened to find this locked thread about him whille he was visiting and posted in it.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 04/01/06 at 10:28 am

Becks + Chucky = Bucky

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 04/01/06 at 10:29 am

But the real question is .. what if the real Becks ever decides to come back, and finds out his account has been screwed around with? ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: ChuckyG on 04/01/06 at 10:42 am

[quote author=whis

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: La Roche on 04/01/06 at 12:24 pm


he's never returning man... I changed his password, so he certainly won't be logging in as Becks


Spider sense is tingling.

Somebody made a post today as said ex-member me thinks  ;)

(I won't tell)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Tia on 04/01/06 at 12:27 pm


Spider sense is tingling.

Somebody made a post today as said ex-member me thinks  ;)

(I won't tell)
it was chucky possessing the body of becks in order to give us a bogus religious experience.

we all opened up our minds to a false prophet.... again!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's APRILFOOLS Birthday!

Written By: nally on 04/01/06 at 1:48 pm


he's never returning man... I changed his password, so he certainly won't be logging in as Becks

Ah ha. So you logged in with his name??

I thought he actually returned after an almost-two-year hiatus.

So uhm... this was the April Fools joke for this year? I still remember the t-e-h screwup from last year.

And I like the party hats...very festive. :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\\ :-* :\'( O0 ^-^ >:D

(Just had to try 'em all out.)

Edit: Ooo... the winking emoticon with his thumb up is rocking back and forth..

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/06 at 3:58 pm


he's never returning man... I changed his password, so he certainly won't be logging in as Becks



....

:-|


Way to crush my dreams there, Chuckster. *slits own wrists*

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: FaultyDog on 04/01/06 at 4:20 pm



....

:-|


Way to crush my dreams there, Chuckster. *slits own wrists*


Way to go Beth.




Way. To. Go.








As long as you clean up the mess yourself.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: La Roche on 04/01/06 at 4:21 pm


it was chucky possessing the body of becks in order to give us a bogus religious experience.

we all opened up our minds to a false prophet.... again!


I had my bogus religious experience for the day earlier.

If you sit out in the sun.. even when it's not that hot.. and fall asleep, when you wake up, you'll see things..

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 4:25 pm


I think it's Chucky and/or a mod, personally


They don't have that sort of power.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 4:47 pm


They don't have that sort of power.


'Ey 'Ey 'Ey...

Need I remind you people that I was infact the first one to click onto Chucky's little joke after blatantly seeing him editing his own profile after viewing Becks? Yes, ME, DAK!!! For Christ Sake!!!!!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: La Roche on 04/01/06 at 4:51 pm


Spider sense is tingling.

Somebody made a post today as said ex-member me thinks  ;)

(I won't tell)


:-[ Ok.. so I didn't read the last 5 pages of this thread  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 5:25 pm


Need I remind you people that I was infact the first one to click onto Chucky's little joke after blatantly seeing him editing his own profile after viewing Becks? Yes, ME, DAK!!! For Christ Sake!!!!!


Wait, so what actually happened, now?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/06 at 5:26 pm


Wait, so what actually happened, now?



Chucky was BECKS.


...GIT 'IM..!!1

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 5:29 pm


Chucky was BECKS.


...GIT 'IM..!!1


Aye...

I knew it was too good to be true.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/01/06 at 5:39 pm

This is the most talked about member ever... and yet, he probably doesn't even remember this url.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/01/06 at 5:49 pm


This is the most talked about member ever... and yet, he probably doesn't even remember this url.



Don't forget about Rubixgirl and Robocop.





Cat

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/01/06 at 5:52 pm



Don't forget about Rubixgirl and Robocop.





Cat



Well Robocop still comes... At two hours at a time


Rubixgirl... isn't she an editor? Who edits her pages now?!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 04/01/06 at 6:31 pm

I'm so happy this thread is back...

But...I'm not sure what to say here...

...ALFRED E. NEUMAN WEARS MODEST SWIMWEAR!!!11

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/01/06 at 6:34 pm


I'm so happy this thread is back...

But...I'm not sure what to say here...

...ALFRED E. NEUMAN WEARS MODEST SWIMWEAR!!!11


SHUP!

He has one position only.. and one outfit only.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 6:38 pm

^ You said "position".

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/01/06 at 6:39 pm


^ You said "position".


I knew you'd say that

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 6:42 pm


I knew you'd say thatpenis


You said "penis".

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: YWN on 04/01/06 at 6:43 pm

42 pages!  :o

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/01/06 at 6:44 pm

no.. it's 41 and 3 posts!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 04/01/06 at 6:50 pm


he's never returning man... I changed his password, so he certainly won't be logging in as Becks


But I want the real Becks.

*crowd chant* GIVE US THE REAL BECKS OR WE'LL START A RIOT!!!!! *crowd chant*

;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's APRILFOOLS Birthday!

Written By: nally on 04/01/06 at 10:43 pm



Well Robocop still comes... At two hours at a time

And then he/she/it/cotton ball is out the door. I don't know if he deletes his own account, or the mods catch him, or what. ::) And  after his brief comeback in mid-November, I thought banjo's IP was blocked for good.



Rubixgirl... isn't she an editor? Who edits her pages now?!

"What are her pages now?" is what I wonder about. D'ya suppose she forgot about this site too?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Tia on 04/02/06 at 4:07 am


why does Beth desire sex with Becks anyways? I found a picture of him

http://homepage.mac.com/andytimithy/images/Fatguy.jpg
sez becks, "do i look fat in this?"

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 04/02/06 at 6:48 am


You said "penis".



Can I say penis position? ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Windbreaker05 on 04/02/06 at 6:51 am



Can I say penis position? ;D


You just did.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 04/02/06 at 10:37 am



Don't forget about Rubixgirl and Robocop.





Cat


how about Robogirl or Rubixcop? ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 04/02/06 at 4:50 pm


why does Beth desire sex with Becks anyways? I found a picture of him

http://homepage.mac.com/andytimithy/images/Fatguy.jpg


That.... was....

Beautiful. I've seen that pic before, but you used it so well. I cannot possibly applaud you enough.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 04/03/06 at 4:36 pm


That.... was....

Beautiful. I've seen that pic before, but you used it so well. I cannot possibly applaud you enough.


Becks is fat

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/03/06 at 9:38 pm


Becks is fat



Eat your words, maggot.







This thread will never die.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 04/03/06 at 10:05 pm

Becks is a bastard.  I hate that stupid son of a bitch, why if I ever see him face to face, i'll beat the hell out of him ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: La Roche on 04/04/06 at 8:28 am

[quote author=wһіѕ

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 04/04/06 at 2:19 pm


Let's double team him. I don't even know the fat sonofabitch but he could probably crush you with one roll.


He'd get you on the backspin, bitch.  :P

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 04/04/06 at 4:27 pm

http://www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/06-16-04-pod.jpg

Is this Beck?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Tia on 04/05/06 at 10:15 am

BECKS! it's BECKS! with an "S"!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/05/06 at 10:16 am

Yeah, get it right *bitchslap*

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/13/06 at 11:11 pm

'Ey, Someone's viewing this right now. A perfect opportunity to bump it, wouldn't you say?




Once again, much love, Becks. 4-EVAR.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/14/06 at 2:18 am

Is Becks that skinny lil dude with the massive noggin  ???

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/14/06 at 9:26 am


Is Becks that skinny lil dude with the massive noggin  ???



...http://www.clanbbr.com/forum/images/smiles/msn_whatchutalkingabout_smi.gif


Those are fightin' words, Mike.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/14/06 at 9:41 am

:OOO THIS THREAD GOT BUMPED!!!

=D!!!!


Beck isn't THAT skinny, and his noggin is fairly normal sized... And a hot one at that!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 07/14/06 at 12:27 pm

... I've pissed my pants, and there's nothing ANYONE can do about it.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/14/06 at 1:50 pm

How long is this birthday?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/14/06 at 1:53 pm


How long is this birthday?



4- evar lolmao

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/14/06 at 1:53 pm



4- evar lolmao
I wish I had birthdays like that?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 07/14/06 at 2:58 pm


I wish I had birthdays like that?



Birthdays only come around once a year.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: FaultyDog on 07/14/06 at 4:32 pm



Birthdays only come around once a year.


Not this one it don't. :D It'll last until we're finished with it. Or until Becks returns - whichever comes first.



Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 07/14/06 at 4:35 pm


Not this one it don't. :D It'll last until we're finished with it. Or until Becks returns - whichever comes first.







He'll never return

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/14/06 at 4:52 pm



He'll never return



Well, THANK YOU, Mr. Glass-half-empty. >:-{

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: FaultyDog on 07/14/06 at 5:07 pm



He'll never return




Well, THANK YOU, Mr. Glass-half-empty. >:-{


Oh cheer up! :) Howard's just given us a reason to


PARTY ON DUDES!!!!11   :D :D

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/14/06 at 10:29 pm



...http://www.clanbbr.com/forum/images/smiles/msn_whatchutalkingabout_smi.gif


Those are fightin' words, Mike.
don't beat me up. here's a peace offering: Beck in all his Rockin' Glory
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xWmX7hEsj8APCqjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsNXZtZnJjBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTk5OV83Mw--/SIG=11rbjm8vt/EXP=1153020198/**http%3a//www.ticketsdir.com/pics/beck.jpg

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Tia on 07/14/06 at 10:47 pm



4- evar lolmao


laughing out loud my ass off? 'splain, lucy.



Well, THANK YOU, Mr. Glass-half-empty. >:-{


sounds a little more glass COMPLETELY empty to my virgin ears, but you know, whatever...

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 07/14/06 at 10:51 pm

http://spiffy-entertainment.com/forums2/images/icon/wheely.gif http://spiffy-entertainment.com/forums2/images/icon/wheely.gif http://spiffy-entertainment.com/forums2/images/icon/wheely.gif BECKS HAS US UNDER HIS CONTROL http://spiffy-entertainment.com/forums2/images/icon/wheely.gif http://spiffy-entertainment.com/forums2/images/icon/wheely.gif http://spiffy-entertainment.com/forums2/images/icon/wheely.gif

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/14/06 at 11:54 pm


http://spiffy-entertainment.com/forums2/images/icon/wheely.gif http://spiffy-entertainment.com/forums2/images/icon/wheely.gif http://spiffy-entertainment.com/forums2/images/icon/wheely.gif BECKS HAS US UNDER HIS CONTROL http://spiffy-entertainment.com/forums2/images/icon/wheely.gif http://spiffy-entertainment.com/forums2/images/icon/wheely.gif http://spiffy-entertainment.com/forums2/images/icon/wheely.gif
more like under his sack  ::)

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/15/06 at 12:32 am


more like under his sack  ::)



...



Er...

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/06 at 11:21 am


Guys, why is it so important that you have this topic on the top page? Isn't it kind of, what's the word I'm looking for here, obssessive? ::)



http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/untitledhah.jpg

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/10/06 at 11:38 am



http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/untitledhah.jpg





hahahaha....you are so silly! :D ;D

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Apricot on 11/10/06 at 11:42 am


Guys, why is it so important that you have this topic on the top page? Isn't it kind of, what's the word I'm looking for here, obssessive? ::)


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/DMXUpdate.jpg

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/06 at 11:45 am


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/DMXUpdate.jpg


You predicted this thread would be bumped in 9 months. It's been 12 months, but close enough!

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/06 at 12:08 pm


One of these days, I'm gonna have to send you the kick-ass remixes of "Hell Yes" and "Que Unda, Guero?"... they're da bomb.


It's "Onda", not "Unda"... pft.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/10/06 at 12:11 pm


It's "Onda", not "Unda"... pft.


I hate the entire Spanish language, it deserves to be spelled wrong.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/06 at 12:18 pm


I hate the entire Spanish language, it deserves to be spelled wrong.


Well, it hates you too.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/10/06 at 12:29 pm

Man.. I can't believe I forgot about this thread. Some Becks-worshiper I am..

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/10/06 at 12:45 pm


Well, it hates you too.


I know, that's why it exists and makes all it's words ghey.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/06 at 12:50 pm


I know, that's why it exists and makes all it's words ghey.


Yeah, exactly. That's why it came before English and English is so similar.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/06 at 12:50 pm


Man.. I can't believe I forgot about this thread. Some Becks-worshiper I am..


I know, seriously. Stop that.

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Howard on 11/10/06 at 3:26 pm


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/DMXUpdate.jpg


Now that's funny.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/10/06 at 3:35 pm


Yeah, exactly. That's why it came before English and English is so similar.


That goes back to Latin.. English comes from a bit of all the European languages, such as French, Spanish, Old English, German, etc... and minus German, they all pretty much come from Latin. Spanish is actually very similar to Latin.. I read something about it, and apparently the province of Hispania still felt a great deal of loyalty to Rome after the fall, so they stayed true to the language.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/06 at 3:45 pm


That goes back to Latin.. English comes from a bit of all the European languages, such as French, Spanish, Old English, German, etc... and minus German, they all pretty much come from Latin. Spanish is actually very similar to Latin.. I read something about it, and apparently the province of Hispania still felt a great deal of loyalty to Rome after the fall, so they stayed true to the language.


If it's so similar, then why are you so against it?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: whistledog on 11/10/06 at 3:48 pm

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Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/06 at 3:49 pm


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Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/10/06 at 4:04 pm


If it's so similar, then why are you so against it?


Because there are people who try to talk to me in Spanish like I'm obligated to know it.. people who are perfectly capable of speaking English who think that I should be able to perfectly translate random blasts of a foreign language.. if that happened with French, I'd hate French too.. but it's just Spanish.

Plus, some of the words piss me off.. like the Spanish for "computer".. that made me want to hurt someone.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Howard on 11/10/06 at 4:05 pm



BECKS!



Happy Birthday?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/06 at 7:25 pm


Because there are people who try to talk to me in Spanish like I'm obligated to know it.. people who are perfectly capable of speaking English who think that I should be able to perfectly translate random blasts of a foreign language.. if that happened with French, I'd hate French too.. but it's just Spanish.

Plus, some of the words piss me off.. like the Spanish for "computer".. that made me want to hurt someone.


Why don't you demonstrate that you actually know what Spanish for "Computer" is?

Also... I don't know anybody who doesn't know what "?Como estas?" means, 'cept you. :P

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/10/06 at 9:52 pm


Why don't you demonstrate that you actually know what Spanish for "Computer" is?


You told me it was 'computadora'.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/10/06 at 9:52 pm


Also... I don't know anybody who doesn't know what "?Como estas?" means, 'cept you. :P


I don't care enough to know.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/06 at 9:52 pm


You told me it was 'computadora'.


Ho... I didn't know I told you.

I guess that was last week, eh?

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/10/06 at 9:54 pm


You told me it was 'computadora'.



Whoa, that word.. REALLY sucks. I don't like Spanish, either.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/06 at 9:55 pm



Whoa, that word.. REALLY sucks. I don't like Spanish, either.


Yanno... It's a language, what's there not to like? If you think like that, you might as well say you don't like English either.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/10/06 at 9:57 pm


Yanno... It's a language, what's there not to like? If you think like that, you might as well say you don't like English either.



I just don't like the sound of it, that's all. And really, it sounds nothing like the English language, so.. no, you can't really say that.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/06 at 9:57 pm



I just don't like the sound of it, that's all. And really, it sounds nothing like the English language, so.. no, you can't really say that.


But all the syllables in Spanish are syllables also in English... meh.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/10/06 at 10:13 pm


But all the syllables in Spanish are syllables also in English... meh.


But there's different emphasis.


Yanno... It's a language, what's there not to like? If you think like that, you might as well say you don't like English either.


The way it sounds, the words, the pronunciations, the way cases are arranged.. there's a lot to like and dislike in a language. Some people like the vowel-emphasis of French.. some people like the alternate pronunciations of Japanese.. I just happen to loathe Spanish. I'm not crazy about English or anything, but Spanish just flat out sucks.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/06 at 10:14 pm


But there's different emphasis.

The way it sounds, the words, the pronunciations, the way cases are arranged.. there's a lot to like and dislike in a language. Some people like the vowel-emphasis of French.. some people like the alternate pronunciations of Japanese.. I just happen to loathe Spanish. I'm not crazy about English or anything, but Spanish just flat out sucks.


I... don't get it. I mean... I know what you're saying, but I don't see how somebody could like one languange more than another based on how it sounds.

Subject: Re: Ohmigosh! It's BECKS Birthday!

Written By: Apricot on 11/10/06 at 10:31 pm


I... don't get it. I mean... I know what you're saying, but I don't see how somebody could like one languange more than another based on how it sounds.


I dislike the word 'gargantuan' but enjoy the word 'massive'. In essence, they mean the same thing.. but there are 'g's in 'gargantuan', as well as a 'gar', two sounds I happen to dislike. 'computadora' pisses me off because it ends in 'a' (I dislike that on words), it's totally ripping off another word (computer), it replaces 'er' with 'a' (which I hate, as in 'there's no otha I'd rather see.' or 'Like a brotha.'), and ends in 'dora' (another thing I just dislike). That's one example of a Spanish word I dislike. There are many more. Sure, I hate words from other languages, but most of the words that I dislike are in Spanish.

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