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Subject: Lightbulb jokes
Written By: Stompgal on 01/05/06 at 5:33 am
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Five - one to hold the bulb in place and the other four to turn the room around.
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten - one to hold the bulb in place and the other nine to drink until the room spins.
How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
101 - One to hold the bulb in place and the other 100 to push the house around!
How many Chavs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.
Subject: Re: Lightbulb jokes
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/05/06 at 12:12 pm
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two-but the question is how did they get in there?
(One that Carlos and a few of his colleagues came up with)
How many historians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
4-1 to actually change it, 1 to write down the action, 1 to reinterpret what was written down, and 1 to stir the martinis. ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Lightbulb jokes
Written By: Morton on 01/05/06 at 12:16 pm
How many Chavs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.
ROTFPMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D
I like that one!!! ;D
Subject: Re: Lightbulb jokes
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/05/06 at 12:18 pm
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two-but the question is how did they get in there?
Cat
Blast, you beat me to it!
Subject: Re: Lightbulb jokes
Written By: Step-chan on 01/05/06 at 12:28 pm
Q: How long does it take a Super Saiyan to change a light-bulb?
A: 10 episodes!
Subject: Re: Lightbulb jokes
Written By: Morton on 01/05/06 at 12:30 pm
Q: How long does it take a Super Saiyan to change a light-bulb?
A: 10 episodes!
Could DragonBall Z possibly be drawn-out any longer than it already is?!?!?! No the wonder whole sagas last months...
Subject: Re: Lightbulb jokes
Written By: Step-chan on 01/05/06 at 12:37 pm
Could DragonBall Z possibly be drawn-out any longer than it already is?!?!?! No the wonder whole sagas last months...
Fights that are suppose to be 5-10 minutes in length do indeed last around 10-35 episodes. :D
Thus the idea for the lightbulb joke. ;D
Subject: Re: Lightbulb jokes
Written By: Morton on 01/05/06 at 12:37 pm
Fights that are suppose to be 5-10 minutes in length do indeed last around 10-35 episodes. :D
Thus the idea for the lightbulb joke. ;D
I got it ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Lightbulb jokes
Written By: Step-chan on 01/05/06 at 12:42 pm
I got it ;) ;D
Neat avatar, by the way. :)
Subject: Re: Lightbulb jokes
Written By: Morton on 01/05/06 at 12:43 pm
Neat avatar, by the way. :)
Thanks.
Stephen, meet my mam. Mam, this is Stephen..
Sorry, she's not much of a conversationist ;D
Subject: Re: Lightbulb jokes
Written By: Step-chan on 01/05/06 at 12:44 pm
Thanks.
Stephen, meet my mam. Mam, this is Stephen..
Sorry, she's not much of a conversationist ;D
Mam, nice to meet ya! :)
Subject: Re: Lightbulb jokes
Written By: whistledog on 01/05/06 at 1:36 pm
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Microsoft has redefined darkness to be the new standard
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb