;D

Clever title, isn't it?

I was hoping that certain members *cough*Albert of the north*cough* could perhaps "guide" those of us who feel completely lost at the idea of dating and picking up women.

The thing you probably need to figure out first is "How to break the ice" because it's there, the ice I mean, and it can be a difficult thing spewing out that first line, comment. Did you see Weekend at Bernies when Jonathan Silverman's character wants to meet and date this cute temp co-worker and his friend Andrew McCarthy's character forces him to approach her and in total awkwardness he breaks the ice to her with this gem " I have a very sick aunt"  I laugh my _ss off on when I see that scene, but you can also feel his pain. Work on breaking the ice. Be smooth, don't try too hard, and don't panic if you get no response, big deal. You're El_Duderino, young suave playboy in training.

;D

Clever title, isn't it?

I was hoping that certain members *cough*Albert of the north*cough* could perhaps "guide" those of us who feel completely lost at the idea of dating and picking up women.




Now don't you think that maybe, just maybe, women would be better able to answer that question  ::) .  First of course we have to know
if it is quality or quantity you are looking for

I've think I've heard enough 'tips', just need a few confidence boosters on making the first mood. If it weren't for INTERNET dating, then I wouldn't have any chance...lol

First rule is be yourself and be HONEST!!!  Don't ask some chick if they want to take a trip on your yatch if you don't have one. Women also love romance. Roses are nice but they can also cost quite a bit so keep things within your budget. The easist thing in my book (and the cheapest) is dancing. Most women (yes, there are exceptions) love to have a guy ask them to dance. It doesn't have to be anything spectacular-a slow dance or just get out there and move (steps don't really matter). But, if you really want to WOW her, learn how to waltz (if you don't know already). It is a simple dance, believe it or not but it is, to me anyway, very romantic.




Cat

women like down to earth guys who can carry on good conversations and make them laugh.  I remember back in the day when I had different male friends/dating...whatever, the best thing about it was the lengthy and interesting conversations that we had. It never has to be extravagant.....just a coffee date over conversation is sometimes a very nice time. ;)

Ok, after zinging you the other day I owe you one.

Forget the balony lines, they don't work, trust me.

Your best bet is to make witty comments and put others down. If you look better than everyone else in comparison then you're gonna be top dog dude.

Ok, after zinging you the other day I owe you one.

Forget the bullsheesh lines, they don't work, trust me.

Your best bet is to make witty comments and put others down. If you look better than everyone else in comparison then you're gonna be top dog dude.


Its true. That's why I like him^.

Lines NEVER WORK!!!!
Girls KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!

You don't have look like an Adonis, but it helps to have clean clothes, combed hair, and table manners.

Its true. That's why I like him^.

Lines NEVER WORK!!!!
Girls KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!


Except to not leave their drink alone, eh  ;)

Except to not leave their drink alone, eh  ;)

WE'll disucss THAT later.

Table manners is very important. So is maintaining conversation.

;D

Clever title, isn't it?

I was hoping that certain members *cough*Albert of the north*cough* could perhaps "guide" those of us who feel completely lost at the idea of dating and picking up women.


I don't know where to begin. I guess I should be completely honest and let you know that although I'd had occasional success with women going back to high school, I didn't really begin to figure it out until a couple years ago. I'm still in the learning process myself, but I also feel like I've been on one hell of a learning curve.
   What I figured out is this: It has very little do do with "technique" or "lines" and has everything to do with attitude. And if you get the right attitude, it becomes so easy that THEY'LL pick YOU up.  I guess I could liken it to tuning your brain to just the right frequency or something.
And the key to this attitude is confidence. But to gain confidence maybe you might want to forget about the ladies for a bit and focus on yourself. The best way for you to gain confidence is to challenge yourself--to get outside of your "comfort zone" and test yourself a bit. Work on improving whatever it is about yourself that is holding back your inner Dude.

   Any questions? PM me any time you like.  (AIM: ALBinKC)

Now that I think about it, I have a question for our female members:  When you think a guy is "cute," are you referring strictly to his physical appearance, or does this a lot to do with his personality as well?

Now that I think about it, I have a question for our female members:  When you think a guy is "cute," are you referring strictly to his physical appearance, or does this a lot to do with his personality as well?




For me, without knowing the guy it would be physical appearances alone. I knew this guy who I thought was "cute" until he opened his mouth. ::)  However, when I say a guy is cute whom I have known for a bit-then his personality comes into play BIG TIME!



Cat

The thing you probably need to figure out first is "How to break the ice" because it's there, the ice I mean, and it can be a difficult thing spewing out that first line, comment. Did you see Weekend at Bernies when Jonathan Silverman's character wants to meet and date this cute temp co-worker and his friend Andrew McCarthy's character forces him to approach her and in total awkwardness he breaks the ice to her with this gem " I have a very sick aunt"  I laugh my _ss off on when I see that scene, but you can also feel his pain. Work on breaking the ice. Be smooth, don't try too hard, and don't panic if you get no response, big deal. You're El_Duderino, young suave playboy in training.


I've been debating using the line "Hi, I'm kind of a big deal" like Anchorman. ;D It's very funny when delivered right.  I think one way to make women laugh and make them feel comfortable was if I came across as very confident, perhaps a little too confident for my own good but not to the point of being dislikeable and arrogant, you know?


Now don't you think that maybe, just maybe, women would be better able to answer that question  ::) .  First of course we have to know
if it is quality or quantity you are looking for


Haha, good point.  Quality or quantity.. hmm,  either way I guess.  If I meet somebody I really, really like that's cool but I don't expect or demand it.  If all I have are more casual kind of dates for awhile that's okay.  If that is what you mean.  ???


First rule is be yourself and be HONEST!!!  Don't ask some chick if they want to take a trip on your yatch if you don't have one. Women also love romance. Roses are nice but they can also cost quite a bit so keep things within your budget. The easist thing in my book (and the cheapest) is dancing. Most women (yes, there are exceptions) love to have a guy ask them to dance. It doesn't have to be anything spectacular-a slow dance or just get out there and move (steps don't really matter). But, if you really want to WOW her, learn how to waltz (if you don't know already). It is a simple dance, believe it or not but it is, to me anyway, very romantic.




Cat


Thank you-that's good advice.  I've heard before one of the best things to do is to learn to dance.  Also if I took lessons maybe that would be a good way to meet women as well. 


women like down to earth guys who can carry on good conversations and make them laugh.  I remember back in the day when I had different male friends/dating...whatever, the best thing about it was the lengthy and interesting conversations that we had. It never has to be extravagant.....just a coffee date over conversation is sometimes a very nice time. ;)


Yeah, keep it casual.  That's good..


Ok, after zinging you the other day I owe you one.

Forget the bullsheesh lines, they don't work, trust me.

Your best bet is to make witty comments and put others down. If you look better than everyone else in comparison then you're gonna be top dog dude.


Yes that certainly seems to work for a lot of guys. 


You don't have look like an Adonis, but it helps to have clean clothes, combed hair, and table manners.


Gotcha. :)  I have good hygiene and all of that, so I think I have it covered..


WE'll disucss THAT later.

Table manners is very important. So is maintaining conversation.


Maintaining a conversation seems like the hardest part out of all of it. 


I don't know where to begin. I guess I should be completely honest and let you know that although I'd had occasional success with women going back to high school, I didn't really begin to figure it out until a couple years ago. I'm still in the learning process myself, but I also feel like I've been on one hell of a learning curve.
  What I figured out is this: It has very little do do with "technique" or "lines" and has everything to do with attitude. And if you get the right attitude, it becomes so easy that THEY'LL pick YOU up.  I guess I could liken it to tuning your brain to just the right frequency or something.
And the key to this attitude is confidence. But to gain confidence maybe you might want to forget about the ladies for a bit and focus on yourself. The best way for you to gain confidence is to challenge yourself--to get outside of your "comfort zone" and test yourself a bit. Work on improving whatever it is about yourself that is holding back your inner Dude.

  Any questions? PM me any time you like.  (AIM: ALBinKC)



Yeah I was reading about that on the website you showed me,  SoSuave.com.  They call it the "cocky/funny" attitude I think..

For me, without knowing the guy it would be physical appearances alone. I knew this guy who I thought was "cute" until he opened his mouth. ::)  However, when I say a guy is cute whom I have known for a bit-then his personality comes into play BIG TIME!



Cat
What about the flip side of the equation: How about if you meet a guy who may be average-looking at best yet he turns out to have a very charming personality?


Also, I don't mean to disparage your advice in any way, but I feel I have to clarify a few things in your previous post:
First rule is be yourself and be HONEST!!!  Don't ask some chick if they want to take a trip on your yatch if you don't have one.
There are many cases where honesty is not the best policy. By no means do I mean that you should try and pretend to be something you're not (if anything, that's the worst possible thing you can do because women have B.S. detectors like you wouldn't believe), but there are instances where telling the truth is not the best idea. For example, if you're in a situation where you're talking to a woman who is 30 years old or above, and the subject of her age comes up and she asks how old you think she is, never, never, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER! try to make an accurate guess. Always throw out a low figure, always in the 20's. They like that for some reason.
  Also, if she asks "Do these clothes make my ass look fat?" It doesn't matter if what she's wearing makes her ass look like the Goodyear blimp, you NEVER tell her "yes."  You might have to tell a little white lie once in a while.
Women also love romance. Roses are nice but they can also cost quite a bit so keep things within your budget.
Maybe so, but never on the first (or even second or third) date. Don't be that guy who thinks he can bribe a woman into liking him by giving her teddy bears and sh*t like that. All that does is makes the guy look desperate and creepy.  As a matter of fact, I don't think a guy should buy gifts for a woman until he's been dating her for a while and the relationship has progressed to a deeper level.  It's OK to pay for dinner, so long as you don't think she "owes you something" for it.

The easiest thing in my book (and the cheapest) is dancing. Most women (yes, there are exceptions) love to have a guy ask them to dance. It doesn't have to be anything spectacular-a slow dance or just get out there and move (steps don't really matter). But, if you really want to WOW her, learn how to waltz (if you don't know already). It is a simple dance, believe it or not but it is, to me anyway, very romantic.







Cat
Very true!  ;)

IMO, don't come across as too stuck on  yourself.  I went on 1 date with a guy once who did nothing but brag about himself....how he was smarter than everyone, better at sports, "great" in bed, etc.  Now, if I had asked how he was at basketball, I would've preferred "I'm not too bad" or "I'm pretty good" over "Oh, I won player of the year, I have scoring records, blah, blah, blah".  A little humility (not overboard, though) shows that you're human and don't see yourself as perfect.  Now, if I ask how he is at something and the only answer I get is "God, I suck at XYZ", I'm more likely to get turned off because that just shows low self esteem.  Now, if you DO suck at basketball, but are pretty good at, say, soccer, then a "Well, I suck at basketball, but I'm not too bad at soccer" or a "God I suck" with a laugh, that would be good too.  Also, don't jump into "sex talk" too quickly....it makes you seem desperate :) 


I understand what you're saying.

But,  you wouldn't want to wait TOO long or repress the sexual part of your nature too much, or you'd come across as androgenous and run the risk of going into the "friends zone", you know?


Maybe so, but never on the first (or even second or third) date. Don't be that guy who thinks he can bribe a woman into liking him by giving her teddy bears and sh*t like that. All that does is makes the guy look desperate and creepy.  As a matter of fact, I don't think a guy should buy gifts for a woman until he's been dating her for a while and the relationship has progressed to a deeper level.  It's OK to pay for dinner, so long as you don't think she "owes you something" for it.
Very true!  ;)


That makes perfect sense.  Like David DeAngelo says "any wussbag can do that stuff".

I've been debating using the line "Hi, I'm kind of a big deal" like Anchorman. ;D It's very funny when delivered right.  I think one way to make women laugh and make them feel comfortable was if I came across as very confident, perhaps a little too confident for my own good but not to the point of being dislikeable and arrogant, you know?

They call it the "cocky/funny" attitude I think..
The "cocky/funny" thing works like you wouldn't believe, but it can be kind of tricky at first. I think the key to making it work is that you have to put yourself into an elevated, kickass mood first. That, and you do have to be pretty sure of yourself.  So you know what? Convince yourself that you're sure of yourself. Walk a little taller and with a little bit of genuine swagger in your step, and think to yourself, "I AM KING SH*T OF F*CK MOUNTAIN!!!"  ;D ;D ;D

Women like guys who talk sexy to them sometimes. ;D

Women like guys who talk sexy to them sometimes. ;D


Not too smutty tho'    ;D

Probably don't want to bring up any hobbies on a first date(unless she asks, then it's her fault). :D

Probably don't want to bring up any hobbies on a first date(unless she asks, then it's her fault). :D


Yeah.  I think i should probably avoid personal stuff like family, job etc. as well as current events and intellectual type subjects.  I think it'd be best to stick to talking about her and also about people in general(why do people do blah blah blah).  Women like that kinda stuff.

Keep in mind that this is different women's opinions. Of course, some will like to skateboard while others would want to eat in a fancy restaurant.  ::)

Bad Example:

Girl: What were you listening to earlier?

Stephen: A song called Buffy's Pregnant.

Girl: Umm.. what kind of song is that?

Stephen: Well, it's off of a demo, kinda Nirvana-ish.

Girl: .............

Keep in mind that this is different women's opinions. Of course, some will like to skateboard while others would want to eat in a fancy restaurant.  ::)


I'd rather party with the one who wants to eat at a fancy resturaunt. 8)

I'd rather party with the one who wants to eat at a fancy resturaunt. 8)


Dude, you just need to hang out in front of abortion clinics, why else would women go there unless they're loose  ;D ;D ;D

Dude, you just need to hang out in front of abortion clinics, why else would women go there unless they're loose  ;D ;D ;D



"She's a slut- BUNG!!"

;D

"She's a slut- BUNG!!"

;D


"Ever seen a trouser snake?"

Dude, you just need to hang out in front of abortion clinics, why else would women go there unless they're loose  ;D ;D ;D


Poor advice - did you really consider your reply?  :D

Poor advice - did you really consider your reply?  :D


It's great advice, they'll be lonely, upset, depressed.. 'enter the dude'

What about the flip side of the equation: How about if you meet a guy who may be average-looking at best yet he turns out to have a very charming personality?

Yup. I definately take personality over looks.


Also, I don't mean to disparage your advice in any way, but I feel I have to clarify a few things in your previous post:There are many cases where honesty is not the best policy. By no means do I mean that you should try and pretend to be something you're not (if anything, that's the worst possible thing you can do because women have B.S. detectors like you wouldn't believe), but there are instances where telling the truth is not the best idea. For example, if you're in a situation where you're talking to a woman who is 30 years old or above, and the subject of her age comes up and she asks how old you think she is, never, never, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER! try to make an accurate guess. Always throw out a low figure, always in the 20's. They like that for some reason.
  Also, if she asks "Do these clothes make my ass look fat?" It doesn't matter if what she's wearing makes her ass look like the Goodyear blimp, you NEVER tell her "yes."  You might have to tell a little white lie once in a while.

Yeah, sometimes being TOTALLY honest can be a bad thing. You don't want to tell a girl EVERYTHING that is going wrong in your life within the first 10 minutes of meeting her. That would totally turn her off. As for those little white lies... :-\\  Could be good. Could be bad.


Maybe so, but never on the first (or even second or third) date. Don't be that guy who thinks he can bribe a woman into liking him by giving her teddy bears and sh*t like that. All that does is makes the guy look desperate and creepy.  As a matter of fact, I don't think a guy should buy gifts for a woman until he's been dating her for a while and the relationship has progressed to a deeper level.  It's OK to pay for dinner, so long as you don't think she "owes you something" for it.

Yeah, buying gifts too soon can be a no-no. But giving her things that are not bought can be nice. I think one of things that Carlos did early on in our relationship that sticks out in my mind, we were walking along a path and there was a daisy growing. He picked it and gave it to me. I think I was hooked from that point on.




Cat

"Ever seen a trouser snake?"


"Oooh, what's a TROUSER snake?" ;D

Not too smutty tho'    ;D


I guess In your opinion,I'm an example. ;D

"Oooh, what's a TROUSER snake?" ;D


Said the devil in my ear 'Dude, pull your coc* out, she took the bait!'

I guess In your opinion,I'm an example. ;D


Nah you're my idol, Howie.


Said the devil in my ear 'Dude, pull your coc* out, she took the bait!'


Says the Angel in my ear: "You're not gonna whip it out infront of this fine piece of woman are you? Put the d!ck down, son"

I guess In your opinion,I'm an example. ;D

Not at all.  Seriously.  :)


Some men are just the pits with their dirty lousy stinking lines. Makes me vomit  :P

Not at all.  Seriously.  :)


Some men are just the pits with their dirty lousy stinking lines. Makes me vomit  :P


Yeah, me too.

Why can't people just be themselves? 

Not at all.  Seriously.  :)


Some men are just the pits with their dirty lousy stinking lines. Makes me vomit  :P


You got purrdy lips, they'd look good on my..

























..Thermometer.

You got purrdy lips, they'd look good on my
..Thermometer.


:o

*like the neighbor on Family Guy* "Thaaats naaasty"

Not at all.  Seriously.  :)


Some men are just the pits with their dirty lousy stinking lines. Makes me vomit  :P


I love filthy talk.

Women like guys who talk sexy to them sometimes. ;D


Not on a first meeting Howard ... men who talk about it all the time are just showing their desperation.  :P

Not on a first meeting Howard ... men who talk about it all the time are just showing their desperation.  :P


Ok,I admit it.I'm the culprit. ;D

Not on a first meeting Howard ... men who talk about it all the time are just showing their desperation.  :P


Howard talks about it alot.

Howard talks about it alot.



I admit it.A 32 year old man and still discussing it. ;D

It's cool, Howie. ;D

But let's try to get back on topic now, please.  Not trying to be a stickler or anything..

Now that I think about it, I have a question for our female members:  When you think a guy is "cute," are you referring strictly to his physical appearance, or does this a lot to do with his personality as well?



Initially looks (and I don't mean a guy has to be drop dead gorgeous) to spike my interest then once you get to know them, personality.  I find good manners very impressive.  

I think it is really interesting that some people find interaction with the opposite sex so easy and others find it so difficult.  

Initially looks (and I don't mean a guy has to be drop dead gorgeous) to spike my interest then once you get to know them, personality.  I find good manners very impressive. 
I think it is really interesting that some people find interaction with the opposite sex so easy and others find it so difficult.  

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I agree with you there,

Personally I can't stand arrogant cocky men. They chill me to the bone. 

Yeah, me too.

Why can't people just be themselves? 


I guess they are being themselves!   ;D

Yeah, me too.

Why can't people just be themselves? 
Are you really from El Paso?

Do you really walk down the street knee-deep in tacos?

(Ta-ta-ta-tacos?)

Keep in mind that this is different women's opinions. Of course, some will like to skateboard while others would want to eat in a fancy restaurant.  ::)



Skateboarding all the way, yo.


My advice: Try not to be too shy, even though that may be difficult for you. Be confident without being a dick. And become an artist.

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Family_Guy_Diamonds-Tee.jpg

There's some American bimbo in Australia at the moment flogging her book "How To Marry a Rich Man".  I've seen her interviewed a couple of times.  That woman is immoral  :P

Are you really from El Paso?

Do you really walk down the street knee-deep in tacos?

(Ta-ta-ta-tacos?)


LOL.  Nah, I've never even been to El Paso.  I just like Kinky Friedman.

Kinky for Texas Governor 2006!

http://kinkyfriedman.com/xcart/image.php?productid=16163

Better to be in the "friends zone" and have a chance than have her think you're a perv who only wants 1 thing ;)  Trust me, my best relationships have started out as "just friends".  Hubby and I were "just friends" for almost 2 years before he finally asked me out.  During that time, he married, got divorced, set me up with a couple of his friends and helped me through the breakup with one of them.  We've been together for 11 years now :)



She knows what she's talking about, man. If I were you, I'd lay off the whole sex subject for a while. It will definitely scare her off.



...Unless, of course, you're taking La Roche's route. ... But that means you're just a sicko  :P

what women say they want from guys and what they respond to I have found aren't necessarily the same thing.

But I know your advice is well-intentioned. :)

I think above all else I should just be myself.

But I think my true self is a tad perverted. :D

I think above all else I should just be myself.

But I think my true self is a tad perverted. :D




Right then, don't be yourself =)









Nah, just kidding. Anyway, if you put on a facade, your true self is bound to show after a while, anyway. Best to be yourself from the start.

I think above all else I should just be myself.

But I think my true self is a tad perverted. :D
That's just par for the course. Everyone's a little perverted in their own way. It's only natural.  ;)

just don't worry about failure. Look at it like baseball, if you get a hit 3 times out of ten, you're batting .300 and considered an all star.  good luck El_D

Now that I think about it, I have a question for our female members:  When you think a guy is "cute," are you referring strictly to his physical appearance, or does this a lot to do with his personality as well?




for me it has to do with looks and personality....but mostly, personality.  A person can be totally cute, and not be attractive at all. :)

for me it has to do with looks and personality....but mostly, personality.  A person can be totally cute, and not be attractive at all. :)
Erin, I applaud you not being a Shallow Hal  :)

Erin, I applaud you not being a Shallow Hal  :)



aww, thanks Mike! :)  I have never been one to judge someone by their looks.

aww, thanks Mike! :)  I have never been one to judge someone by their looks.
uhhh  me too  ::)  I have some girl friends at work that aren't pretty or cute, but they are funny and fun to be around and are quite nice so I know what you mean.  of course some of us are married and probably not as up to date in the dating process, but have a good feel for what it takes to have a relationship and to be a good friend.
So El_Duderino, I recommend you accept any girls that come into your life as they are and hopefully they'll do the same for you.

just don't worry about failure. Look at it like baseball, if you get a hit 3 times out of ten, you're batting .300 and considered an all star.  good luck El_D


;D Marvelous analogy.

But Dude, unlike Barry, steroids may not improve your batting stats  ;)

;D Marvelous analogy.

But Dude, unlike Barry, steroids may not improve your batting stats  ;)
I hear ya, and truthfully all the strikeouts do suck  >:(
whoa, I just got the steroid thing  ;D  ;D  I'm slow, but I eventually catch up. applaud for making me laugh  ;D

I hear ya, and truthfully all the strikeouts do suck  >:(
whoa, I just got the steroid thing  ;D  ;D  I'm slow, but I eventually catch up. applaud for making me laugh  ;D


Mommy always said they'd laugh at me, I PROVED THEM WRONG *twitch*

So El_Duderino, I recommend you accept any girls that come into your life as they are and hopefully they'll do the same for you.


That was kind and good advice.

just don't worry about failure. Look at it like baseball, if you get a hit 3 times out of ten, you're batting .300 and considered an all star.  good luck El_D


Wow.

Then why ask ???


Well I didn't make this thread specifically to ask women. 

We get crossways on everything.

just don't worry about failure. Look at it like baseball, if you get a hit 3 times out of ten, you're batting .300 and considered an all star.   good luck El_D



I can't even get to 3rd base with Robin.I'm stuck on 1st right now. ;D

I can't even get to 3rd base with Robin.I'm stuck on 1st right now. ;D


Don't you need to get to second first?

Don't you need to get to second first?



Is second base considered dry humping? ;D

At the risk of sounding lame...


..WTF are the bases anyway?! I've gotten several different answers for this.

At the risk of sounding lame...


..WTF are the bases anyway?! I've gotten several different answers for this.



How far you've gotten in scoring with a guy/girl. ;D

How far you've gotten in scoring with a guy/girl. ;D



..

Not... what I meant, but, hey, thanks, Howard..!

..

Not... what I meant, but, hey, thanks, Howard..!



What do you mean exactly? ???

At the risk of sounding lame...


..WTF are the bases anyway?! I've gotten several different answers for this.


As far as I know

1st base=kissing with tongue

2nd base=fondling the chest area

3rd base=guy manually stimulates the *ahem* private area of the girl

And a home run would be "the deed" as they say.

Wow that was kinda akward.

As far as I know

1st base=kissing with tongue

2nd base=fondling the chest area

3rd base=guy manually stimulates the *ahem* private area of the girl

And a home run would be "the deed" as they say.

Wow that was kinda akward.



2nd base for me. O0

2nd base for me. O0


:o

Haven't even been to first base myself.  :-\\ :-[

:o

Haven't even been to first base myself.  :-\\ :-[


Why not?

Why not?


Haven't been in any real opportunities for a relationship, mainly.

Haven't been in any real opportunities for a relationship, mainly.


Dude.. three words.

Slutty - College - Chicks.

Dude.. three words.

Slutty - College - Chicks.


Are you one of them?

Dude.. three words.

Slutty - College - Chicks.


They better be VD free(that's too much to hope for....)

(Looks up at what I just typed)

Man, what I typed is just wrong....... :D

Dude.. three words.

Slutty - College - Chicks.


Where are these mythical creatures?

At the risk of sounding lame...


..WTF are the bases anyway?! I've gotten several different answers for this.
that's the cutest thing I've heard today.    and how is it, the man looking for assistance with romancing or whatever with a woman knows the answer to this?  maybe he's sandbagging and really has all the girls he can handle and just started the post for fun. El_Duderino, you answered that really quickly  ??? 
So what then is a bases loaded Grand Slam??????

So what then is a bases loaded Grand Slam??????
A menage a trois.  ;)

A menage a trois.  ;)
  ;)  nice one Albert. we're talking 2 chicks and 1 dude here right?    ;D    ;D   

  ;)  nice one Albert. we're talking 2 chicks and 1 dude here right?    ;D    ;D     
But of course.  :D

  ;)  nice one Albert. we're talking 2 chicks and 1 dude here right?    ;D    ;D   


Maybe for you..

Maybe for you..
And for you?  ???

But of course.  :D
but of course.  That should be an advanced lesson much later on for the Dude once you've guided him along, he seems to value your input.  you guys are like Master Po and Kwai Chang (grasshopper ) your disciple

but of course.  That should be an advanced lesson much later on for the Dude once you've guided him along, he seems to value your input.  you guys are like Master Po and Kwai Chang (grasshopper ) your disciple
Well, not exactly...I'm feeling a little "romantically disadvantaged" myself right now...

Maybe for you..
you sound a bit confused  :-\\

Well, not exactly...I'm feeling a little "romantically disadvantaged" myself right now...
well, if you're a single guy, you know they come and go, you win some you lose some.

well, if you're a single guy, you know they come and go, you win some you lose some.
I know, and the f**ked-up part is, I don't know if I'm winning or losing. I'm trying not to sweat it though.  ;)

you sound a bit confused  :-\\


;D

3 girls dude!!

;D

3 girls dude!!
Maybe if you're in Motley Crue or something....

Why only 3?  You've got 4 "appendages" to satisfy them with :o ;D :D
You like "footjobs," do ya?  ;D :o

You like "footjobs," do ya?  ;D :o


Ah yes.. you had that accident with the wood saw didn't you.. poor Al.. no hands, typing is difficult, he has to continuously run porno.

Well, if you're talking feet, that would be 6 :o


What in the bloody hell are the other 4? I can only think of three..

2 hands, 2 feet, 1 mouth & 1 "phallus"....2+2+1+1=6 ;)


oh ok you're counting the mouth.  Wait!  Why didn't I think of the tongue?

cuz you've never used it ??? ;D ;D ;D



OH SNAP, SON..!!!11

cuz you've never used it ??? ;D ;D ;D


Wow.  Burnt.

You watch, I'll get you back.  I'll drop a burn on you so bad, so bad...well you'll see!

-_-

Sorry, you walked right into that one ;)  Karma for you :)


Well I guess it's okay then. :)

;D

;D

3 girls dude!!
;D  my bad, thanks for clearing that up and with a double exclamation. so sorry.  you and 3 chicks, I see, the bases are loaded. good call  ;)

;D

3 girls dude!!


Isn't that funny - I  knew what you meant!!!  ::)

Isn't that funny - I  knew what you meant!!!   ::)
now that I read, I'm still not sure

A menage a trois.  ;)



No That would be sex.Sex is 3rd base.I keep striking out with Robin. >:(

ummmm, if sex is 3rd base, what's a home run ???



Pregnancy? ???

ummmm, if sex is 3rd base, what's a home run ???


Exactly. Howie, sex is a home run.  Third base is fingering.

No That would be sex.Sex is 3rd base.I keep striking out with Robin. >:(


Maybe you need a new bat?

Maybe you need a new bat?



I keep swinging and I miss. ;D

Exactly. Howie, sex is a home run.  Third base is fingering.



I get foul balls(and no,they don't stink) ;D

Exactly. Howie, sex is a home run.  Third base is fingering.


:o :o :o

:o :o :o


I didn't really know how else to say it..

I didn't really know how else to say it..

..obviously.

I keep swinging and I miss. ;D


Are you sure she hasn't messed with the balls?

Maybe you should talk to the Umpire, he could check the balls, is your bat corked Howard?

..obviously.


Sorry.  :-[

What's a better term for that?

Are you sure she hasn't messed with the balls?

Maybe you should talk to the Umpire, he could check the balls, is your bat corked Howard?


No I had a briss.

Sorry.  :-[

What's a better term for that?


ask a friend.   

Sorry.  :-[

What's a better term for that?


Or you can ask your girlfriend ;)