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Subject: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Tam on 04/19/06 at 4:46 pm

So I searched and couldn't find an old thread that already did this.
I got this a bulletin on myspace today and thought it was kinda cool.

http://www.biovox.com/generators/find_hitman.asp

Mine is:

 
Rudy Rude Ruby

People Iced:      Forty Two
Car Bombs Planted:      Five
Favorite Weapon:      A Candlestick
Arms Broken:      Two
Eyes Gouged:      Eighteen
Tongues Cut Off:      Thirteen
Biggest Enemy:      The Nail Ripper



The xhtml that it gives you unfortunately doesn't work here so you will just have to copy and paste.
Have fun!


Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 04/19/06 at 4:49 pm

You've been assigned the name of:

Fire Crotch
  People Iced: Twenty Nine
  Car Bombs Planted: Twenty Nine
  Favorite Weapon: Sack full of doorknobs
  Arms Broken: Five
  Eyes Gouged: Five
  Tongues Cut Off: Seven
  Biggest Enemy: El Loco Moto

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: La Roche on 04/19/06 at 4:52 pm

Knuckle Bruiser
  People Iced: Forty Three
  Car Bombs Planted: Forty Three
  Favorite Weapon: Bowling Balls
  Arms Broken: Twenty One
  Eyes Gouged: Twenty Three
  Tongues Cut Off: None.
  Biggest Enemy: The Canadian Strangler

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: jackas on 04/19/06 at 4:52 pm

Da' Loot Bags

 People Iced: One  
 Car Bombs Planted: One  
 Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
 Arms Broken: Seventeen  
 Eyes Gouged: Twenty Two  
 Tongues Cut Off: Five  
 Biggest Enemy: Ice Pick Andy

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/19/06 at 4:53 pm

The Black Angel
People Iced: Twenty Two
Car Bombs Planted: None. Pathetic.
Favorite Weapon Stilletto
Arms Broken: Twenty One
Eyes Gouged: Twenty One
Tongues Cut Off: Nine
Biggest Enemy: Joey Big-Lips


You gotta watch out for my stillettos.  ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/19/06 at 5:11 pm

Johnny Tight Lips

  People Iced: Thirty Five 
  Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Five 
  Favorite Weapon: A Candlestick
  Arms Broken: Thirty Two 
  Eyes Gouged: Nineteen 
  Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic. 
  Biggest Enemy: The Knuckle Scrapper


This is MAD  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/19/06 at 5:33 pm

Fat Tony

  People Iced: Twenty 
  Car Bombs Planted: Twenty 
  Favorite Weapon: Sack full of doorknobs
  Arms Broken: Twenty Eight 
  Eyes Gouged: Twenty Nine 
  Tongues Cut Off: One 
  Biggest Enemy: Disgruntled Donny


I am fat....

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/19/06 at 5:57 pm

....


Prickly Pear

  People Iced: Forty Two 
  Car Bombs Planted: Forty Two 
  Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
  Arms Broken: Six 
  Eyes Gouged: Fourteen 
  Tongues Cut Off: Eight 
  Biggest Enemy: Johnny Tight Lips




Prickly Pear... .. how intimidating.

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: jackas on 04/19/06 at 6:30 pm


Da' Loot Bags

 People Iced: One  
 Car Bombs Planted: One  
 Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
 Arms Broken: Seventeen  
 Eyes Gouged: Twenty Two  
 Tongues Cut Off: Five  
 Biggest Enemy: Ice Pick Andy



Damn, I look like a pussy compared to everyone else! ;D  I better go ice a couple fools.

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Tanya1976 on 04/19/06 at 6:31 pm

Joey Big-Lips

People Iced: Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Sixteen
Favorite Weapon Stilletto
Arms Broken: Fifteen
Eyes Gouged: Nineteen
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: Garbage Pete

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Buckinghammm on 04/19/06 at 6:37 pm


....


Prickly Pear

  People Iced: Forty Two 
  Car Bombs Planted: Forty Two 
  Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
  Arms Broken: Six 
  Eyes Gouged: Fourteen 
  Tongues Cut Off: Eight 
  Biggest Enemy: Johnny Tight Lips




Prickly Pear... .. how intimidating.






...


...


Ruphas the Terrible
  People Iced: None. Pathetic.
  Car Bombs Planted: None. Pathetic.
  Favorite Weapon: Switch-Blade
  Arms Broken: Nineteen
  Eyes Gouged: Twenty Five
  Tongues Cut Off: Six
  Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Skinner

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: whistledog on 04/19/06 at 7:46 pm

The Knuckle Scrapper

  People Iced: Thirty Seven 
  Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Seven 
  Favorite Weapon: Shank
  Arms Broken: Thirty One 
  Eyes Gouged: Five 
  Tongues Cut Off: Ten 
  Biggest Enemy: The Canadian Strangler


I think I wanna be my own enemy.  The Canadian Strangler sounds more like me :D

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/19/06 at 8:02 pm


Twitch

  People Iced: Forty Four 
  Car Bombs Planted: Forty Four 
  Favorite Weapon: A Candlestick  (Beth, I got yer weapon of choice)  ;D
  Arms Broken: One 
  Eyes Gouged: Three 
  Tongues Cut Off: Eleven 
  Biggest Enemy: The Knee Bender

Damn, I'm a cold blooded killer and I'm feeling strangely good about it

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: velvetoneo on 04/19/06 at 8:43 pm

Disgruntled Donny

People Iced: Ten
Car Bombs Planted: Thirteen
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Three
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Eight
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: Ruprick

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/19/06 at 8:57 pm


Disgruntled Donny

People Iced: Ten
Car Bombs Planted: Thirteen
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Three
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Eight
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: Ruprick



You're my worst enemy!

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/19/06 at 9:32 pm

The Nail Ripper  OH HECK YA!!!! ;D

  People Iced: Thirty Eight 
  Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Eight 
  Favorite Weapon: Bowling Balls
  Arms Broken: Twenty One 
  Eyes Gouged: Twenty Three 
  Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic. 
  Biggest Enemy: The Ice Tray

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: jackas on 04/19/06 at 9:36 pm


The Nail Ripper   OH HECK YA!!!! ;D

  People Iced: Thirty Eight 
  Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Eight 
  Favorite Weapon: Bowling Balls
  Arms Broken: Twenty One 
  Eyes Gouged: Twenty Three 
  Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic. 
  Biggest Enemy: The Ice Tray



I've got to know what you do with those bowling balls. ;D

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/19/06 at 9:44 pm


I've got to know what you do with those bowling balls. ;D




throw em' down on their sorry arses....and then rip out their fingernails...one by one!!! muahahahahaa!! :D ;D

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: whistledog on 04/19/06 at 10:34 pm




throw em' down on their sorry arses....and then rip out their fingernails...one by one!!! muahahahahaa!! :D ;D


You "Strike" your victims one by one, then you "Lob" them into the air, until they break into "Spare" parts ;D

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/19/06 at 10:36 pm

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Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: CeeKay on 04/19/06 at 10:48 pm

I love this.  I never get to be evil.  Now, I'm The Toe Slicer!

The Toe Slicer

People Iced: Fourteen
Car Bombs Planted: Seven
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Three
Eyes Gouged: Twenty
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: The Knuckle Scrapper

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: La Roche on 04/19/06 at 11:11 pm


I've got to know what you do with those bowling balls. ;D


I hope your cell mate thinks he's God
But CNN refers to him as bowling ball bag bob
Serving time again, for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victims a clydsedale horse

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 04/19/06 at 11:13 pm

You've been assigned the name of:

Garbage Pete
  People Iced: Twenty
  Car Bombs Planted: Twenty
  Favorite Weapon: A Candlestick
  Arms Broken: None. Pathetic.
  Eyes Gouged: Three
  Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic.
  Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Bruiser

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: KKay on 04/20/06 at 9:26 am

Ohhh LOVING THIS!!!
THis is great....

Johnny Tight Lips

  People Iced: Thirty Two 
  Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Two 
  Favorite Weapon: Bottle Rockets !!!!!!!! Genius!!!!!!
  Arms Broken: Twenty One 
  Eyes Gouged: Seven 
  Tongues Cut Off: One 
  Biggest Enemy: Angel Dust


Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: KKay on 04/20/06 at 9:28 am


Angel Dust




I really don't want to be your enemy...but as you can see by my name, i can't talk about it.

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/20/06 at 9:35 am


Ohhh LOVING THIS!!!
THis is great....

Johnny Tight Lips

  People Iced: Thirty Two 
  Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Two 
  Favorite Weapon: Bottle Rockets !!!!!!!! Genius!!!!!!
  Arms Broken: Twenty One 
  Eyes Gouged: Seven 
  Tongues Cut Off: One 
  Biggest Enemy: Angel Dust





Huh there's  2 Johnny Tightlips around here (said in a gangsta fashion)

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: KKay on 04/20/06 at 9:42 am


Huh there's  2 Johnny Tightlips around here (said in a gangsta fashion)



Sure...each town has one. We have representation in many cities.  Take down the enemies, build the empire.

Ix-nay on the lan-pay *wink wink*

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/20/06 at 9:45 am

The Bull

  People Iced: Ten 
  Car Bombs Planted: Ten 
  Favorite Weapon: Switch-Blade
  Arms Broken: Ten 
  Eyes Gouged: Twenty Five 
  Tongues Cut Off: Six 
  Biggest Enemy: The Smuggler

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: KKay on 04/20/06 at 9:49 am


I love this.  I never get to be evil.  Now, I'm The Toe Slicer!

The Toe Slicer

People Iced: Fourteen
Car Bombs Planted: Seven
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs



THAT is a cool weapon.
wow...
little jealous.

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Tanya1976 on 04/20/06 at 11:53 am


Sure...each town has one. We have representation in many cities.  Take down the enemies, build the empire.

Ix-nay on the lan-pay *wink wink*


Sure, sure, but I'm the original!! lol

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/20/06 at 12:14 pm

I'm nobody's worst enemy . :)

Everybody loves Fat Tony!

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 3:08 pm


I love this.  I never get to be evil.  Now, I'm The Toe Slicer!

The Toe Slicer


Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs


that's an awesome weapon. That is so clever and diabolical


Angel Dust

  Biggest Enemy: Twitch  Wait ???  You're my biggest enemy, but I'm not yours?  Odd :D
It's not personal Angel Dust, it's just business  8)

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Ripp on 04/20/06 at 3:26 pm

Butch Rabbit

  People Iced: Twenty Five 
  Car Bombs Planted: Twenty Five 
  Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
  Arms Broken: Twenty Five 
  Eyes Gouged: Three 
  Tongues Cut Off: Nine 
  Biggest Enemy: Johnny Tight Lips

What The Hell?!

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/20/06 at 3:28 pm

You've been assigned the name of:
Joey Diamonds

  People Iced: Six 
  Car Bombs Planted: Six 
  Favorite Weapon: Curdled Milk
  Arms Broken: Twelve 
  Eyes Gouged: Seventeen 
  Tongues Cut Off: Six 
  Biggest Enemy: Backseat Borris


Now what happens?

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: loki 13 on 04/20/06 at 4:04 pm

Cross-Eyed Chris:

      People Iced: 40
      Car Bombs Planted: 40
      Favorite Weapon: Bottle Rockets
      Arms Broken: 26
      Eyes Gouged: 1
      Tongues Cut Off: 12
      Biggest Enemy: Butter Fingers

Not a bad resume' for someone who's cross-eyed.

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/20/06 at 4:06 pm


You've been assigned the name of:
Joey Diamonds

  People Iced: Six 
  Car Bombs Planted: Six 
  Favorite Weapon: Curdled Milk
  Arms Broken: Twelve 
  Eyes Gouged: Seventeen 
  Tongues Cut Off: Six 
  Biggest Enemy: Backseat Borris


Now what happens?
I better watch out Backseat Borris!

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: danootaandme on 04/20/06 at 5:58 pm

Knuckle Skinner
  People Iced: Twenty Six 
  Car Bombs Planted: Twenty Six 
  Favorite Weapon: Switch-Blade 
  Arms Broken: Six 
  Eyes Gouged: Twenty One 
  Tongues Cut Off: Four 
  Biggest Enemy: Jack Hammer

Birth to Earth, Womb to Tomb  8)

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Windbreaker05 on 04/20/06 at 6:02 pm

                  Dry Duck
  People Iced: Twenty Two
  Car Bombs Planted: Twenty Two
  Favorite Weapon: Rusty Chain
  Arms Broken: Twenty One
  Eyes Gouged: None. Pathetic.
  Tongues Cut Off: Two
  Biggest Enemy: Cross-Eyed Chris

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 6:16 pm


You've been assigned the name of:
Joey Diamonds

  People Iced: Six 
  Car Bombs Planted: Six 
  Favorite Weapon: Curdled Milk   ;D  ;D  ;D 
  Arms Broken: Twelve 
  Eyes Gouged: Seventeen 
  Tongues Cut Off: Six 
  Biggest Enemy: Backseat Borris


Now what happens?
you make your enemies drink it and they get real sick

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 6:51 pm


You've been assigned the name of:

Fire Crotch
  People Iced: Twenty Nine
  Car Bombs Planted: Twenty Nine
  Favorite Weapon: Sack full of doorknobs
  Arms Broken: Five
  Eyes Gouged: Five
  Tongues Cut Off: Seven
  Biggest Enemy: El Loco Moto
I will trade you a candlestick for your sack full of doorknobs

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Darkbreed on 04/20/06 at 8:08 pm

Joe Bannanas
  People Iced: Twenty One 
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty One 
Favorite Weapon: Sack full of doorknobs 
Arms Broken: Twenty Five 
Eyes Gouged: Ten 
Tongues Cut Off: Five 
Biggest Enemy: Garbage Pete

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/21/06 at 2:05 am


you make your enemies drink it and they get real sick
Not by drinking it!

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 04/21/06 at 2:07 am


I will trade you a candlestick for your sack full of doorknobs



Nah man, I gets good leverage when I swing that bag at ya.

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/21/06 at 2:15 am



Nah man, I gets good leverage when I swing that bag at ya.
and that would work great, if you ever saw Bad Boys an earlier Sean Penn movie where he's a hoodlum/criminal in juvenile hall and he uses a pillow case filled with cans of coke as a weapon to defend himself against the resident bullies and beats the crap outta them.

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: CeeKay on 04/21/06 at 11:01 pm


THAT is a cool weapon.
wow...
little jealous.



Yes, a sack full or doorknobs.  It's my style.
I'm tempted to make "Toe Slicer" my screen name.

Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/21/06 at 11:11 pm


Yes, a sack full or doorknobs.  It's my style.
I'm tempted to make "Toe Slicer" my screen name.





Fat Tony is my name on MSN!  :D

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