One I thought of was Isaac Wang  ;D

I swear I've heard a ton, but none are coming to me.. lemme think of them, and I'll post if I can.

What is this about?

What is this about?

I dunno, Howard...at first I thought it might be a thread about goofy names that Bart would use in his crank calls to Moe's Tavern...so far no one's mentioned any.

By the way, I don't get "Isaac Wang." :-\\

I dunno, Howard...at first I thought it might be a thread about goofy names that Bart would use in his crank calls to Moe's Tavern...so far no one's mentioned any.

By the way, I don't get "Isaac Wang." :-\\
Even I cannot see the point of "Isaac Wang."

Ivor Bigbutt

Even I cannot see the point of "Isaac Wang."

Ivor Bigbutt

I don't get that either, except for the "last name." :-\\

I was thinking more along the lines of names like Ben Dover (which I'm sure we've all heard of by now) and Dan Druff. I figured that's what this thread was about.

Once on an L.A. radio station, there was a traffic reporter named Robin Banks; everytime I heard that name, it made me wanna say out loud, "You're under arrest!" :D

I don't get that either, except for the "last name." :-\\

I was thinking more along the lines of names like Ben Dover (which I'm sure we've all heard of by now) and Dan Druff. I figured that's what this thread was about.

Once on an L.A. radio station, there was a traffic reporter named Robin Banks; everytime I heard that name, it made me wanna say out loud, "You're under arrest!" :D
Ivor pronounced as I've a...

Ivor pronounced as I've a...

Mm...okay. Maybe I would've understood it better if the name Iva were used instead.

* Alex Blaine Layder
* Colonel O. Korn
* Earl E. Bird
* Joyce DeWitt

And a few for the sick minds ...
* Dick Gozinya
* Mike Hawk
* Mike Hunt
* Mike Rotch

Mandy Lifeboats

Philip Eno :D

Hey, is there an Al Koholic here? :D

Philip Eno :D
Of course!

Alec T. Movit

Of course!

Alec T. Movit

LOL! :D


And a few for the sick minds ...
* Dick Gozinya
* Mike Hawk
* Mike Hunt
* Mike Rotch


A few more for the potentially sick minds:

my russian friend Jack, last name Miov
Hoof Hearted (there was once a horse with that name in a televised horse race!)

Laurie Driver

Phil McCracken

Phil McCracken


Phil McCavity

A real person I know about

Kelly May Grow

One I know about  :o

Theresa Greenwood

My mom went to school with a girl named Rita Book.

Then I can recall someone named Ima Bird, but I can't remember who told me.

By the way, I don't get "Isaac Wang." :-\\


I'm not positive, but my bet is that you're to pronounce the "aa" in "Isaac" strangely, with more of an 'uh' sound.. less "Izek" or "Isec", more "Izuc".

Harry Krishna

This one is three names in one ;D

Annie Normous Fanny
Barb Aydos
Crystal Shanda Lear
Darius Les Getham
Darren E. Buddy Holm
Foster Dennis Peeding-Bullet
Ira Shizer Smiling
Ed Venture
Chris P. Bacon
Carl Arm
Jacqueline Hyde
Ivana Diamond Nicklaus

More for the sick minds ...
Hugh G. Rection
Alpha Kenny Won
Mike Rotchburns
Mike Ocksmall
Hugh Jass
Dick N. Cider
Drew Peacock
Ariel S. Hole

You missed Mike Hunt, the eaisest one. ;D

You missed Mike Hunt, the eaisest one. ;D

No we din't.
It was in reply #8...one whole page ago:

* Alex Blaine Layder
* Colonel O. Korn
* Earl E. Bird
* Joyce DeWitt

And a few for the sick minds ...
* Dick Gozinya
* Mike Hawk
* Mike Hunt
* Mike Rotch

Ha, missed that.

Hugh G. Rection



...or spelled in some cases as Hugh G. Reckshun or Hugh G. Rexion.

Dick Scratcher

More names for the potentially sick minds:

Ali Tabooger (hint: pronounce the first name as ollie, not alley) :P
Ivana Tinkl
Bea O'Problem

(all taken from actual Bart Simpson crank calls)

Eileen Dover
Walter Mellons
Al Kickurass
Ayma Moron
Barb E. Cue
Barb Dwyer
Bea O'Problem
Lowden Clear
Robin Banks
Winnie Dipoo
Yule B. Sari
Sue Shi

Uh, is there a Butts here... Seymour Butts?

Mylo S'perm-Count

Sal Lap D. Bichup (Don't yell at me.  Found this one on some website)

Haywood Djiblome

Lik Sum Kok

Fook Mi
Fook Yu

I know OF a guy named Warren Pease.

Others:

Rusty Pipes
Mary Christmas
Ima Nass
Ura Nass



How about some books to read?

Yellow River by I.P. Daily
Green River by I. P Strangely
20 Miles to the Outhouse by Willy Makit. Illustraited by Betty Wont.



Cat

How about some books to read?

Yellow River by I.P. Daily


I thought I.P. Frehley wrote that one. ;D

I thought I.P. Frehley wrote that one. ;D



That may have been the second edition.  ;)




Cat

That may have been the second edition.  ;)




Cat
Or maybe I.P. Frehley co-wrote it. (For the record, that name was taken from an actual Simpsons crank call. Moe went into the bar and yelled out, "Hey everybody, I.P. Freeley!" Or something like that.)

Wendy Saints

Here's some light reading for ya :D

"Silence" by Danielle Soloud
"Bad Bowel Movements" by Emma Roids
"Ways of Seeing" by Douglas S. Halfemtee
"You're Ugly" by Don Keyface
"The Osmonds Biography" by Donny N. Marie
"No Idea" by Sum Dum Dik
"Go Screw Yourself" by Jack M. E. Off
"Schneider: A Life Story" by Juan De Atatime
"Sprinter" by Luke Adam Go
"Stiff Pleasure" by Lou Briccant
"The Dick Who Lives Upstairs" by Tess Tickles
"Plastic Surgery" by Tye Tass

Dick Scratcher


and his Scottish friends, Ben Doon and Phil McCavitty

"Go Screw Yourself" by Jack M. E. Off


I thought it was written by little-known Russian author Jack Miov :D

I thought it was written by little-known Russian author Jack Miov :D


That's.. really clever, actually. Well done, m'boy.

That's.. really clever, actually. Well done, m'boy.

Thanks. :)

Long Wang,Suk Dik,Rim Suk,Ching Gao,Hung Low

Hawk, the Slayer's Top 10 Simpsons-Styled Funny Names

10. Stu Pidiot
9. Miss Elle Hayneus (I actually got this paged @ a Reno Casino, once!)
8. Lord Limey Buggeroff
7. Robin D. Kradle
6. Mr. Richard Krenium
5. Big Chief No Phart
4. Huni Sukkitov
3. "Big" Betsy Fintel
2. Ivan Yakinov (I sometimes use this as a pseudonym)
AND! Hawk's Fave Simpsons-Styled Name:
1. Jack Ophmoore (I actually went to HS w/ a boy by this name. No middle initial, not John, or Jonathan, or James. His parents had a sick sense of humor. Wouldn't have been so bad, if he wasn't on the Student Council.)

Hole Don
Mike Hunt

Mike Hunt


Yes, that one's already been mentioned. ;D

Yes, that one's already been mentioned. ;D



Oh I wasn't too sure if it was used or not

Oh I wasn't too sure if it was used or not

Yep...it was first used on the first page, reply #8. ;)

Yep...it was first used on the first page, reply #8. ;)



Any names that wasn't used?

Any names that wasn't used?

I'm sure there are tons of them...we just have to think up some.

I probably mentioned "Hoof Hearted" before; one time there was a horse with that name in an actual televised horse race. :D

Fart Ted? ;D

How about Freddie Hart, known as F. Heart?

How about Freddie Hart, known as F. Hart?

F. Hart... saying it like that sounds kinda like "effort" :-\\

Some of those names, like Mike Rotch and Hugh Jass have been used!

Others, like Moe Bigguns, Lotte Fattbakk, and Ivan Yakinov, will probably NEVER get used.

F. Hart... saying it like that sounds kinda like "effort" :-\\


If you say "A Fart", it's less effort.  I don't think there is an easy way o to just say "Fart"  :-\\

How about Ivan Rypinov?

Or "Sonar" Cheeks?

If you say "A Fart", it's less effort.  I don't think there is an easy way o to just say "Fart"  :-\\

That's probably because "Fart" is a one-syllable word.

That's probably because "Fart" is a one-syllable word.
What not I. Frat?

What not I. Frat?

Isn't "fRAt" short for "fraternity"? ???

Assuming you meant the anagram of that word, I suppose it could work. O0

Isn't "fRAt" short for "fraternity"? ???

Assuming you meant the anagram of that word, I suppose it could work. O0
It is the anagram I was thinking of.

It is the anagram I was thinking of.



Thought so.

I still think Hoof Hearted is the best name involving that word. :D ;D

how about...

Jim Nasium
Jim Sneekers

Lyan. N. Cheetan

Ima Dummissle (If figured out, it's actually something naughty)

Jahr. A. Moreon (In this case, the "J" is pronounced like a "Y")

Edna Bucket

Ima Dumas (NOT pronounced "Doo-mah")

I.Haightu

Kharjahck

Ima Dumas (NOT pronounced "Doo-mah")

You know, when I first saw that surname (Dumas), I actually thought it was pronounced just the way it looks. :D Later I learned that the "S" was silent and the stress was on the second syllable.

Norman Conquest

Louise Butts

(I actually knew a Children's author by this name...and her nickname was "Weezie")

Think about it...

^Seymour Butts?

Anne Drogeenous?

Eh, kinda lame.

Louise Butts

(I actually knew a Children's author by this name...and her nickname was "Weezie")

Think about it...


^Seymour Butts?


I hope Louise didn't have a relative named Seymour. ::) Of course, Seymour Butz was from an actual crank call in an early Simpsons episode. Incidentally, it was also featured in a "Family Matters" episode where Eddie, Urkel and Waldo were working at a hot dog restaurant. :o

Ben Dover

Yeah, but c'mon...

Could you imagine being called "Weezie" Butts?

Anne Celery

Ben Dover

Yes, I think we've mentioned that one at least twice already...possibly on the first page.


Anne Celery

Anne...Celery? I don't get it. :-\\

Anne...Celery? I don't get it. :-\\
Ancillary...

...subordinate; subsidiary. 

Ancillary...

...subordinate; subsidiary. 

Oh.

That's a word I have not heard of.

Oh.

That's a word I have not heard of.
It is in the dictionary.

Have we had Artie Choke yet?

Anna Rex

Anna Rex

Hehe... good one, Mia! :D (that's your real name, right? I think I remember from your birthday thread last week.)


How about...

Anna Rexic

Have we had Artie Choke yet?

I am not sure...but that's a possibility. O0




It is in the dictionary. (ancillary)

I believe you; I just haven't had time to look in the Dick Shaneri yet. Omg! <-- :D

Hehe... good one, Mia! :D (that's your real name, right? I think I remember from your birthday thread last week.)


How about...

Anna Rexic


Thats ME!!!


How about


Seymoure Dicks

Thats ME!!!



cool O0


Ivana Tinkl
Lee V. Mediately
Amanda Hugnkiss

...oh wait. Those were from actual Simpsons crank calls.

Ophelia Plenty

Ellie Mentary

Here's one I suggested from another thread:

Wilby Wrightback :D

Abby Road

Abby Road

how is that funny?

how is that funny?
The female name Abby added to Road, making Abbey Road.

How about:

Beyonce Castle

Patty O' Furniture

William Aramee?

William Aramee?

genius.  I had to say it like ten times.

E.Coli

The female name Abby added to Road, making Abbey Road.

But that's not really a play on words.

Patty O' Furniture

lol :D Good one! 8)

My mom has some...

Muscles (mussels) Marinara

Al B.Sure

How about the book with all the words in it, by Dick Shaneri? :D

Annedrodge E. Nus?

That sucks. It was my first try.

Annedrodge E. Nus?

That sucks. It was my first try.

It was a pretty good first try; maybe Ann(e) Drojenus?

Here's a few:

That one book I can't remember, by Miss Elle Hayneus?

Or that politician, Richard Krenium?

How about that awful actress, Ima Hamm?

My personal favorite is the plastic surgeon who hung himself...Peter Bilt.

Or that politician, Richard Krenium?

I don't get that one. :-\\ Even if you change the first name to Dick or Rick.

Lotta Fagina
Ivana Humpalot
Kris P. Creame
Dan DeLion
Sum Yung Ho
Harry Dicks
Dick S. Harry
B. Al  SaBouncin'
Eileen Onya
Emma B Pistforsher
Anis  S  Ore

How about the guy who always seems like he's unsure about something...Kahn Fuzed :D

I.P. Freely 
Homer Sexual

;D

Another classic prank calls to Moe's, by Bart.  ;D

I love the reactions that Moe has afterwards.  ;D

I.P. Freely   
Homer Sexual

;D

Another classic prank calls to Moe's, by Bart.  ;D

I love the reactions that Moe has afterwards.   ;D


I remember those. I think the Homer Sexual crank was done from Principal Skinner's office. When Skinner heard what was going on on the other end, he said, "You'll do what, young man?" >:(

I've written a few books under various pen names:

"Japanese Cultural Secrets" by Mr. E. Tuyu
"How to Avoid Barfights" by Sarah Problemeer
"Behavioral Anaylsis" by Etta Kit
"Hungarian Swear Words" by Goda L.
"Short Stories" by Warren Peace

I've written a few books under various pen names:

"Japanese Cultural Secrets" by Mr. E. Tuyu
"How to Avoid Barfights" by Sarah Problemeer
"Behavioral Anaylsis" by Etta Kit
"Hungarian Swear Words" by Goda L.
"Short Stories" by Warren Peace



LOL...those are all too funny! Karma for you! :D


Along the same lines....

"Old Faithful" by Guy Zer
"Falling Trees" by Tim Burr
"Use Your Noodle" by L. Bowe McAroni

Other classic Bart prank calls....  ;D

Jacques Strap
Oliver Clothesoff
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass
Amanda Huggenkiss
Maya Buttreeks
Heywood U. Cuddleme

Actual names (as submitted to Dear Abby recently).....    ;D

Dr. Fix (the irony being he gave himself "a fix' later on.)  ;D

Dr. Comfort, a minister

Ross Weed, a professional landscaper

Graves, a funeral director

Dr. Needle, a physician

Dr. Hacker and Dr. Wacker, plastic surgeons

Dr. D. Nutter, a physician

Dr. Toothacher, dentist

Dr. Kill, trauma doctor

Edwin G. Boring, Psychology author

LOL...those are all too funny! Karma for you! :D


Along the same lines....

"Old Faithful" by Guy Zer
"Falling Trees" by Tim Burr
"Use Your Noodle" by L. Bowe McAroni


or "Internet Addicton Studies" by Seymour Seitz?

*bump*

On an episode of Hannah Montana, in which Billy Ray Cyrus' character was spending a lot of time with the Jonas Brothers, there was one scene in which they prank-called him, asking for someone named Gunner (and surname of Tinkl)...and in the end he told 'em, "...I'm not Gunner Tinkl!" :D Next, Miley called him from her phone and pretendingly asked for Amanda Hugnkiss (which was from an actual Simpsons crank call).

I.C. Nutz or Seymour Krack, are good ones too.

Other classic Bart prank calls....  ;D

Jacques Strap
Oliver Clothesoff
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass
Amanda Huggenkiss
Maya Buttreeks
Heywood U. Cuddleme


I remember the episode with the Hugh Jass one, it backfired on Bart(since there was someone at the bar by that name at the moment he did it).

Here are some names that came from "Crank Yankers":
Bobby Dick
Fuk Yu
Jack Mehoff
Tess Tickels
I am laughing at my own post so intensely that I am forgetting what to write!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Jack Mehoff


or the Russian variant, with the last name spelled "Miov"?

I know OF a guy named Warren Pease.


Why is warren pease funny?
My surname is Pease and people have made fun of it for years. I don't get why people find it so funny.

Why is warren pease funny?
My surname is Pease and people have made fun of it for years. I don't get why people find it so funny.

Think... "war and peace."

Another one that comes to mind... Rick O'Shea.

Have these been used yet?  Military rank with last name:

Private Parts
Corporal Punishment
Seaman Stains
Major Disturbance
General Nuisance
Major Mel Function
Chief Surgeon

Professionals:

Doctor Myayes
Nurse Shark
Judge Naught

Religious:

Pastor Ayes
Father Figure
Sister Act
Deacon Tamenait