What are some less-than-charming habits (almost) everyone has, but won't admit doing (I mean, publicly, at least)?

I'll list a couple to start the ball rolling;

1. picking your nose
2. Relieving yourself in the shower (or bath, depending on your personal hygiene standards  ;D)

What are some less-than-charming habits (almost) everyone has, but won't admit doing (I mean, publicly, at least)?

I'll list a couple to start the ball rolling;

1. picking your nose
2. Relieving yourself in the shower (or bath, depending on your personal hygiene standards  ;D)




Er.. not me?

B-but..posting them would mean admiting them..! And--and.. well, that would just prove the title to be wrong!

Er.. not me?


I used to think it was disgusting habit only disgusting people did, but I've discovered it's actually quite commonplace.  :P :P :P

I used to think it was disgusting habit only disgusting people did, but I've discovered it's actually quite commonplace.  :P :P :P


Umm how did you exactly find that out?

I bite my nails until they bleed.

Then I bit them more.

Now they don't bleed.. or hurt for the most part. I basically have opposable stumps.

It's kinda neat.

I bite my nails until they bleed.

Then I bit them more.

Now they don't bleed.. or hurt for the most part. I basically have opposable stumps.

It's kinda neat.



When I have a sore lip or something, I compulsively bite it to feel that little ounce of pain - I guess you could call me a sadomasochist or sorts, lol. I also do that with my fingernails.

2. Relieving yourself in the shower (or bath, depending on your personal hygiene standards  ;D)




That is beyond disgusting.  Toilets are for relieving yourself, showers/baths are for cleaning yourself.



My only real bad habit is I say "like" way too much.

What are some less-than-charming habits (almost) everyone has, but won't admit doing (I mean, publicly, at least)?

I'll list a couple to start the ball rolling;

1. picking your nose
2. Relieving yourself in the shower (or bath, depending on your personal hygiene standards  ;D)



btw, ^ the above mentioned are not habits I personally do, but habits I've noticed many people in general do. List any other bad habits you know other people have as well.

btw, ^ the above mentioned are not habits I personally do, but habits I've noticed many people in general do. List any other bad habits you know other people have as well.


Ok, I admit I may have been guilty of the aforementioned on occasion in the past, but it's certainly not like a regular thing or anything.

I have a bad habit of picking off mushrooms from the pizza that we order (even if they are on other people's pieces). LOL!!

I know there are millions...of course can't think of them now.  I tend to play with my toenails while sitting around or watching tv, but i dont pick them or pull them off or anything..
I do that constant rocking foot thing...i made myself stop and didn't do it for about 15 years...but it's back.
i'll think of soemthing more embarassing..just not coming to me now.  probably cuz i don't admit it, right? :)

I have a bad habit of picking off mushrooms from the pizza that we order (even if they are on other people's pieces). LOL!!


As long as you aren't going to other tables and doing so.

I don't know what this thread is supposed to do.. no one's gonna admit to being disgusting.. and then, of course, you get the cleanliness police who lecture you and sound like my mom.

I do that constant rocking foot thing...i made myself stop and didn't do it for about 15 years...but it's back.


Yeah, I forgot this one.

I've been known to make tables bounce.

I'll sit there and my foot will bounce up and down so fast, I literally can't stop doing it either, it's quite ood. Too much energy.

talking with their mouth full
picking bits out of their teeth

Yeah, I forgot this one.

I've been known to make tables bounce.

I'll sit there and my foot will bounce up and down so fast, I literally can't stop doing it either, it's quite ood. Too much energy.



Ah me too. My mom yells at me for that.

talking with their mouth full


I can NOT, for the life of me, shake doing that.

I can NOT, for the life of me, shake doing that.


I try hard not to because we are always telling our children not to do it.  But it is difficult not to answer someone straightaway.  My daughter has a slightly more annoying version of talking with her mouth full in that she starts talking to you and then puts in small bits of food whilst still talking to you

picking bits out of their teeth


I only do this in Private, but I use a rather large knife to pick bits of food out of the back of my mouth.

cracking every bone in my body
picking my nose
belching,farting

Ah me too. My mom yells at me for that.


My legs kick, but we have a high table.. it gets annoying when we're out though, especially, like, pasta places.. they all seem to have low tables.

I forget to look people in the eyes when talking sometimes

I forget to look people in the eyes when talking sometimes


I hardly ever look people in the eye when I'm talking, but when they are talking I look at them.




I cross my legs and then shake my foot like crazy.....I guess this is similar to the leg bouncing that Andy was mentioning.  I mostly do this when watching TV.....it's so boring!

I hardly ever look people in the eye when I'm talking, but when they are talking I look at them.




I cross my legs and then shake my foot like crazy.....I guess this is similar to the leg bouncing that Andy was mentioning.  I mostly do this when watching TV.....it's so boring!



could it be a nervous habit?

Men "scratching/adjusting" themselves.  I see this almost daily....

Men "scratching/adjusting" themselves.  I see this almost daily....



Well, you gotta do SOMETHING when you're itchy!

belching,farting


That's not really a habit... it's just something we do!

I hardly ever look people in the eye when I'm talking, but when they are talking I look at them.




I cross my legs and then shake my foot like crazy.....I guess this is similar to the leg bouncing that Andy was mentioning.  I mostly do this when watching TV.....it's so boring!



So do I, and... So do I!

Cracking my jaw. It's now getting to the point where I have trouble talking if I don't crack it.
Like Chrissy, I cross my legs and shake my foot all around.
I have an annoying eye twitch sometimes.
When I think, I tap my upper lip with my index finger. I guess I do this a lot, and I had no idea.

Hm.. Some of those I wouldn't really consider bad, though. Eh.

Cracking my jaw. It's now getting to the point where I have trouble talking if I don't crack it.
Like Chrissy, I cross my legs and shake my foot all around.
I have an annoying eye twitch sometimes.
When I think, I tap my upper lip with my index finger. I guess I do this a lot, and I had no idea.

Hm.. Some of those I wouldn't really consider bad, though. Eh.



heh....you forgot...stroking your non-existent beard!  :D ;D

Cracking my jaw. It's now getting to the point where I have trouble talking if I don't crack it.
Like Chrissy, I cross my legs and shake my foot all around.
I have an annoying eye twitch sometimes.
When I think, I tap my upper lip with my index finger. I guess I do this a lot, and I had no idea.

Hm.. Some of those I wouldn't really consider bad, though. Eh.



Besides the eye twitch... me too! Except I have trouble eating, not talking... and I tap my lower lip more...

heh....you forgot...stroking your non-existent beard!  :D ;D


Lol...I do that to!

Lol...I do that to!




hahaha...that's hilarious! ;D

My lips..

Like Beth, I tap them when I'm thinking... I also kinda flip my lower lip and tug at it, too... I know it's kinda gross, but I can't help it.  ;D

hahaha...that's hilarious! ;D


Well, I often compulsively stroke my chin when there's a bit of stubble on it, sort of reminding myself I need to shave.

If I happen to be out, I'll use my wifes roll on deoderant. She says that's kinda gross, but i don't think so.  ;D

If I happen to be out, I'll use my wifes roll on deoderant. She says that's kinda gross, but i don't think so.  ;D


I agree with your wife!  :D

heh....you forgot...stroking your non-existent beard!  :D ;D



Oh yeah! How could I forget THAT?

If I happen to be out, I'll use my wifes roll on deoderant. She says that's kinda gross, but i don't think so.  ;D




awww...do you smell all pretty and powdery then, Mike? :D ;D

I agree with your wife!  :D
I would too if she were trying to use mine  ;)




awww...do you smell all pretty and powdery then, Mike? :D ;D
well, she's got this non scent stuff so i don't feel gay about using it  :)

I would too if she were trying to use mine  ;)
well, she's got this non scent stuff so i don't feel gay about using it  :)


Not gay, metrosexual.  8)

an occasional relapse into smoking.

Attributing every misfortune in one's life to 'fairies' (especially when things go missing),  ;D

an occasional relapse into smoking.
did ya ever read that teeny tiny label on the side of a pack KKay  ;D

ok, here's one I just find despicable of myself. so sometimes I just throw clothes on the floor and not in the hamper and on occasion, the clean may get mixed up with the not so clean. Looking for a pair of socks and I find them, but how can I be sure they are clean?  that's right, ya gotta take a sniff and if they reek, then they go in the hamper.  ;D 

How about men who smell their dirty underwear. :o  Why?

How about men who smell their dirty underwear. :o  Why?


Hey, it ain't only men who do that  ;)

How about men who smell their dirty underwear. :o  Why?
before I read this I saw your post and approached it very slowly because I was remembering that post way back about the dog lovingly licking someone's underpants and didn't know if I was able to handle another one like that.   whew!!
underwear sniffing is crossing the line, socks are bad enough. If there's any doubt about underwear cleanliness, just grab a pair outta the drawer or don't wear any


Hey, it ain't only men who do that  ;)
thank you

As a rule, you shouldn't wear underwear longer than a day (max 2 days) anyway...

Hey, it ain't only men who do that  ;)


I guess I've never seen or heard of a chick doing this, not saying that they don't.

Trimac20, I hope this thread is everything you hoped for  :o

before I read this I saw your post and approached it very slowly because I was remembering that post way back about the dog lovingly licking someone's underpants and didn't know if I was able to handle another one like that.   whew!!
underwear sniffing is crossing the line, socks are bad enough. If there's any doubt about underwear cleanliness, just grab a pair outta the drawer or don't wear any
thank you


No, I wouldn't make you all sit through that story again! ;D ;D  I believe it was passionately. :P  

About the underwear, I'm talking when guys take their underwear off and then immediately smell them, knowing damn well that they're dirty. :-\\  

No, I wouldn't make you all sit through that story again! ;D ;D  I believe it was passionately. :P  

About the underwear, I'm talking when guys take their underwear off and then immediately smell them, knowing damn well that they're dirty. :-\\  
yuck, delete this underpant sniffing thread ;D  that's effn'g nasty isn't it

lovingly, passionately, the damn dog was groovin 

lovingly, passionately, the damn dog was groovin 


LOL  Nasty dog! :P

LOL  Nasty dog! :P
was that your canine?

was that your canine?



Eh-em...yes.  My dog Missy.

Eh-em...yes.  My dog Missy.
well I'll be dipped in dogsh*t, a lesbian dog. Well don't that beat all  ;D

Well, you gotta do SOMETHING when you're itchy!
Women itch too....do you see us digging at ourselves like we're searching for gold?  ;)

As a rule, you shouldn't wear underwear longer than a day (max 2 days) anyway...



I change my underwear every morning.  Maybe it's a female thing.

I change my underwear every morning.  Maybe it's a female thing.


I think it is, though I'm hopeful.

I change my underwear every morning.  Maybe it's a female thing.


I do too?

I HATE this one.. and it's so hard to explain..

Like, I scratch one side of my face, and then I HAVE to scratch the other side in the exact same way with the opposite hand. And if I mess up, I have to do the new kind to the other side, then do the original kind until I get it right. It's so... annoying.

I HATE this one.. and it's so hard to explain..

Like, I scratch one side of my face, and then I HAVE to scratch the other side in the exact same way with the opposite hand. And if I mess up, I have to do the new kind to the other side, then do the original kind until I get it right. It's so... annoying.



:o I know exactly what you mean, actually. I do that with a lot of things (Not that scratching of the face, though). Like.. when I chew my food, I have to chew on one side, then the other... and it has to be an equal amount of times. I have a mild case of OCD, and it sounds like you might, too.

Maybe you're striving for perfection in your life?

:o I know exactly what you mean, actually. I do that with a lot of things (Not that scratching of the face, though). Like.. when I chew my food, I have to chew on one side, then the other... and it has to be an equal amount of times. I have a mild case of OCD, and it sounds like you might, too.


I do that with all sorts of stuff.. like, tapping my foot, having one leg leaning on the back leg of a chair differently from the other.. I have to get the duration of time equal for both of my legs on the chair, the pressure on the chair.. it just all has to be perfect, or it REALLY bugs me.

I do that with all sorts of stuff.. like, tapping my foot, having one leg leaning on the back leg of a chair differently from the other.. I have to get the duration of time equal for both of my legs on the chair, the pressure on the chair.. it just all has to be perfect, or it REALLY bugs me.


That definitely sounds OCD related

That definitely sounds OCD related


Yeah, I guess it does. Though I think almost everyone has at least some obsessive-compulsive in them.. just differing extents.

Yeah, I guess it does. Though I think almost everyone has at least some obsessive-compulsive in them.. just differing extents.


Perhaps.  Like always arranging mugs in the cupboard in the same way

Perhaps.  Like always arranging mugs in the cupboard in the same way


Yep. And it even varies in those tiers. Some people will always arrange the mugs on the same shelf every time, others will put them on exact places or in exact orders every time.

before I read this I saw your post and approached it very slowly because I was remembering that post way back about the dog lovingly licking someone's underpants and didn't know if I was able to handle another one like that.   whew!!
underwear sniffing is crossing the line, socks are bad enough. If there's any doubt about underwear cleanliness, just grab a pair outta the drawer or don't wear any
thank you



I cannot stop laughing!!!! ;D ;D ;D

I'm compulsive like that with some stuff.

If I crack a knuckle, I have to crack the one on the other hand as well. If I tap my fingers, I have to tap the ones on the other hand. I rationalise it by saying I don't want to leave either set out, but.. that's the rationale of a 6 year old.

I HATE this one.. and it's so hard to explain..

Like, I scratch one side of my face, and then I HAVE to scratch the other side in the exact same way with the opposite hand. And if I mess up, I have to do the new kind to the other side, then do the original kind until I get it right. It's so... annoying.



Ooh ooh, me too!!

Also, if I bump my arm, or if I'm leaning my leg against something....

I'm compulsive like that with some stuff.

If I crack a knuckle, I have to crack the one on the other hand as well. If I tap my fingers, I have to tap the ones on the other hand. I rationalise it by saying I don't want to leave either set out, but.. that's the rationale of a 6 year old.




that's so funny...I do the same thing!!! :D ;D

No, I wouldn't make you all sit through that story again! ;D ;D  I believe it was passionately. :P  

About the underwear, I'm talking when guys take their underwear off and then immediately smell them, knowing damn well that they're dirty. :-\\  


OMG!!  LOL!!

I guess they judge how hard of a day they had by how bad their drawers smell!!  LOL!!

My husband will undress after work and if I'm in the room he will toss his dirty clothes at me to put in the hamper.  When he gets to the underpants, his aim is suddenly off and it heads right for me face. 

I'm compulsive like that with some stuff.

If I crack a knuckle, I have to crack the one on the other hand as well. If I tap my fingers, I have to tap the ones on the other hand. I rationalise it by saying I don't want to leave either set out, but.. that's the rationale of a 6 year old.


Ha, that's exactly what I was describing earier.. do you, like, have to do the tapping with the same exact pressure and amount of time and stuff?

OMG!!  LOL!!

I guess they judge how hard of a day they had by how bad their drawers smell!!  LOL!!

My husband will undress after work and if I'm in the room he will toss his dirty clothes at me to put in the hamper.  When he gets to the underpants, his aim is suddenly off and it heads right for me face. 
your husband is cool  ;D

I change my underwear every morning.  Maybe it's a female thing.


Every Morning? What are you, the King of spain or something?

day 1 - Regular
day 2 - back to front
day 3 - inside out
day 4 - inside out & back to front
day 5 - talcum powder and fabreze
day 6 - extra fabreze, inside out
day 7 - This would be Sunday, no underwear.

Women itch too....do you see us digging at ourselves like we're searching for gold?  ;)



That's why you need Vagisil. ;D

Every Morning? What are you, the King of spain or something?

day 1 - Regular
day 2 - back to front
day 3 - inside out
day 4 - inside out & back to front
day 5 - talcum powder and fabreze
day 6 - extra fabreze, inside out
day 7 - This would be Sunday, no underwear.



I have at least 100 pairs of underwear.  There's no excuse to wear the same pair of underwear for more than one day.  It's just cleanliness.

I have at least 100 pairs of underwear.  There's no excuse to wear the same pair of underwear for more than one day.  It's just cleanliness.


I change mine once a day

Every Morning? What are you, the King of spain or something?

day 1 - Regular
day 2 - back to front
day 3 - inside out
day 4 - inside out & back to front
day 5 - talcum powder and fabreze
day 6 - extra fabreze, inside out
day 7 - This would be Sunday, no underwear.


roflmao!!!

I do that with all sorts of stuff.. like, tapping my foot, having one leg leaning on the back leg of a chair differently from the other.. I have to get the duration of time equal for both of my legs on the chair, the pressure on the chair.. it just all has to be perfect, or it REALLY bugs me.


Everybody does stuff like that, it doesn't mean you have OCD. OCD is soooo sooo sooo overused.

I heard on a radio program once that the bad habit that most people refuse to admit is biting their toenails. 

I do the foot-shaking thing.  Easy to admit -- it's not like you can be secret about it.  It actually burns alot of calories.  ???

And then there's the joke:  5 % of people admit to picking their nose, the other 95% are lying.  ::)

I heard on a radio program once that the bad habit that most people refuse to admit is biting their toenails. 

I do the foot-shaking thing.  Easy to admit -- it's not like you can be secret about it.  It actually burns alot of calories.  ???

And then there's the joke:  5 % of people admit to picking their nose, the other 95% are lying.  ::)





I never bite my toenails.  ??? I mean, why?

I never bite my toenails.  ??? I mean, why?


It's uncomfortable...

It's uncomfortable...


Yes, I imagine it would be. I assume you frequently partake in this unhygenic act?

Yes, I imagine it would be. I assume you frequently partake in this unhygenic act?



Nupe! I don't bite on any kind of nails... I'm not a biting person, I'm a lip-flipper =D

Nupe! I don't bite on any kind of nails... I'm not a biting person, I'm a lip-flipper =D


I'm not a biter of fingernails either - unless I'm really anxious or tense about something.

I never bite my toenails.  ??? I mean, why?


Who knows.  I couldn't do it if I wanted to -- just ain't that bendable anymore  :D

Who knows.  I couldn't do it if I wanted to -- just ain't that bendable anymore  :D


Do people realise where there toe-nails have been?  :P

Do people realise where there toe-nails have been?  :P


In their socks?

In their socks?


...Exactly  ;)

Do people realise where there toe-nails have been?  :P


On their feet?

That is beyond disgusting.  Toilets are for relieving yourself, showers/baths are for cleaning yourself.



My only real bad habit is I say "like" way too much.


I'm trying to rid myself of this plague... But everyone else says it, and I find myself saying it too often.

Crack My Knuckles so much

I'm trying to rid myself of this plague... But everyone else says it, and I find myself saying it too often.



Half the time, I don't even realize I'm doing it until someone points it out.  A friend of mine actually counted how many times I said it in one hour and it shocked me to see how many times it was.

Putting your shoes/slippers on upholstry or bedding
Eating in Bed without a tray
Cleaning your toes in front of others
Picking ear wax out  :P

Putting your shoes/slippers on upholstry or bedding



My mom yells at me about that.  I'll be sitting on the couch or the barcalounger and I'll put my feet up with my shoes still on, and she'll smack my legs off the furniture!  ;D  ;D

I have at least 100 pairs of underwear.  There's no excuse to wear the same pair of underwear for more than one day.  It's just cleanliness.


ONE HUNDRED PAIRS! Holy sh.it!

I have about 15..

My mom yells at me about that.  I'll be sitting on the couch or the barcalounger and I'll put my feet up with my shoes still on, and she'll smack my legs off the furniture!   ;D  ;D


;D

I have always had a pet peeve about people doing that. One time my best friend put her pillows on her floor to make her bed and with her shoes still on, she started stepping on her pillows - I was like - ewww..  ;D

ONE HUNDRED PAIRS! Holy sh.it!

I have about 15..



I'm a girl......I like pretty, frilly underwear and I buy a lot of of it.  Some them don't fit anymore (too big/too small), so not all 100 pairs are currently wearable, but I still have them.

I'm a girl......I like pretty, frilly underwear and I buy a lot of of it.  Some them don't fit anymore (too big/too small), so not all 100 pairs are currently wearable, but I still have them.


I like pretty, frilly underwear as well.. but the security guards at most of the stores in town have my picture now.

ONE HUNDRED PAIRS! Holy sh.it!

I have about 15..


I have about twenty pairs, but I wash them after I've worn them once.  

I have about twenty pairs, but I wash them after I've worn them once.  



Same here...

I'm a girl......I like pretty, frilly underwear and I buy a lot of of it.  Some them don't fit anymore (too big/too small), so not all 100 pairs are currently wearable, but I still have them.


I like 100% cotton undies.. I feel kinda awkward wearing lace and frills, so I wear the no-nonsense stuff. I like Jockey's Bikini line. Very flattering  :)

I like 100% cotton undies.. I feel kinda awkward wearing lace and frills, so I wear the no-nonsense stuff. I like Jockey's Bikini line. Very flattering  :)



I have some cotton pairs, but the rest of them are silk nylon......very comfy.  I have one pair in pink with a rhinestone heart buckle on the side.  Bikini-cut are far more comfortable than the briefs......I don't think I could wear brief-cut anymore without feeling weird.

If I've used a toothpick, I can reuse it again and again.  8)

and I wear 100% cotton, mens low rise bikini jc penny stafford brand and I change them everydangday

If I've used a toothpick, I can reuse it again and again.  8)

and I wear 100% cotton, mens low rise bikini jc penny stafford brand and I change them everydangday




Mens low-rise bikinis?  Mike.......you're turning me on.  Quit.

and I wear 100% cotton, mens low rise bikini jc penny stafford brand and I change them everydangday



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http://spiro.fisica.unipd.it/Difisica/links/file/immmagini/difisica/Art/munch_scream_detail.jpg

and I wear 100% cotton, mens low rise bikini jc penny stafford brand and I change them everydangday


Some things are best left unsaid . . .  ;) ;D

Leaving dishes in the sink for any length of time - I have gone a whole week once!

well I wear........lol, I am surprised that someone has not created a "what type of undies do you wear" thread yet!!!

I have to be the world's worst for procrastinating.. or at the very least, in the top 5. I also chew my nails a lot, to the extent that they're nothing more than blunted stumps on the ends of my fingers and I crack my fingers all the time... it's an awful habit to have but I can't seem to shake it  :(

Okay, on the procrastination issue.....I've had two full bins of newspapers to recycle sitting in front of my house for about three months.  They've been rained on, snowed on..... but recycling is every other week and I'm lucky if I remember to take my trash cans to the sidewalk the night before trash day (because I rarely know what day it is and the truck comes at about 7 a.m.).  Anyway, there sit the newspaper bins, overflowing.  Not really a bad habit....just a habit that has never formed and has unsightly consequences.  ::)

Okay, on the procrastination issue.....I've had two full bins of newspapers to recycle sitting in front of my house for about three months.  They've been rained on, snowed on..... but recycling is every other week and I'm lucky if I remember to take my trash cans to the sidewalk the night before trash day (because I rarely know what day it is and the truck comes at about 7 a.m.).  Anyway, there sit the newspaper bins, overflowing.  Not really a bad habit....just a habit that has never formed and has unsightly consequences.  ::)


I had a 3,000 word essay to hand in for one of my subjects at school. Our teacher told us about it in March, 3 months before the hand in date.

By the 9th I still hadn't written one word of it and missed the hand-in date. They gave me the weekend to have the whole thing finished... I left it until the Sunday night. I was up until 3:20am doing it, and then finished it off in a free period I had on Monday morning, and handed it in at break (2 hours after I was supposed to). Thankfully, they accepted it....

How's THAT for proscrastination?  :D

I had a 3,000 word essay to hand in for one of my subjects at school. Our teacher told us about it in March, 3 months before the hand in date.

By the 9th I still hadn't written one word of it and missed the hand-in date. They gave me the weekend to have the whole thing finished... I left it until the Sunday night. I was up until 3:20am doing it, and then finished it off in a free period I had on Monday morning, and handed it in at break (2 hours after I was supposed to). Thankfully, they accepted it....

How's THAT for proscrastination?  :D


Back in the day...


I was supposed to hand in a GCSE Coursework essay in English... still haven't.

That my friend, is procrastination.

I have really bad shifting mood swings. One minute I'll be extremely happy, the next minute I'll be acting like Satan herself.

I also procrastinate. I should be cleaning the apartment, but here I sit, typing away.

completely and utterly unreliable.

dont' ask for help.  i'll say yes and never do it.

I have really bad shifting mood swings. One minute I'll be extremely happy, the next minute I'll be acting like Satan herself.

I also procrastinate. I should be cleaning the apartment, but here I sit, typing away.




wow, that sounds so much like me!!

Half the time, I don't even realize I'm doing it until someone points it out.  A friend of mine actually counted how many times I said it in one hour and it shocked me to see how many times it was.
A priest at the church I used to attend would say "Say" alot....(i.e. "Say Jesus went to the lake and say he stepped in and say he was blah, blah, say, blah, blah")  This priest married my best friend and I counted how many times he said "Say" during the ceremony......287 times ;)

A priest at the church I used to attend would say "Say" alot....(i.e. "Say Jesus went to the lake and say he stepped in and say he was blah, blah, say, blah, blah")  This priest married my best friend and I counted how many times he said "Say" during the ceremony......287 times ;)



my English teacher said "Ok, right?" and "Right, ok?" a lot

Mens low-rise bikinis?  Mike.......you're turning me on.  Quit.
freakin nympho  ;D



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http://spiro.fisica.unipd.it/Difisica/links/file/immmagini/difisica/Art/munch_scream_detail.jpg
and this poor child has been traumatized by my comments  of TMI
probably going to need counseling  ;D


Some things are best left unsaid . . .  ;) ;D

Leaving dishes in the sink for any length of time - I have gone a whole week once!
i think maybe you're right on this one Bobby  :-[

BFF, I just gotta wonder...






WHY!???

I had a 3,000 word essay to hand in for one of my subjects at school. Our teacher told us about it in March, 3 months before the hand in date.

By the 9th I still hadn't written one word of it and missed the hand-in date. They gave me the weekend to have the whole thing finished... I left it until the Sunday night. I was up until 3:20am doing it, and then finished it off in a free period I had on Monday morning, and handed it in at break (2 hours after I was supposed to). Thankfully, they accepted it....

How's THAT for proscrastination?  :D


;D  YOU'RE AWESOME! I SO need to learn from your ways...

BFF, I just gotta wonder...






WHY!???
another victim traumatized by earlier statements. It was insanity my friend, just good old plain insanity.  That excuse usually gets me off the hook  8)

pick my nose
sniff my underwear before putting it in the wash :P
crack knuckles

pick my nose
sniff my underwear before putting it in the wash :P
crack knuckles



Howie the crotch sniffer!!! ;D :D

sniff my underwear before putting it in the wash :P





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:D

sniff my underwear before putting it in the wash :P


AH-HA!

so that's why you are a "Brown noser" :D ;D

AH-HA!

so that's why you are a "Brown noser" :D ;D


:P

Who here eats food that's dropped on the floor?

Who here eats food that's dropped on the floor?


I do...5 second rule!  It depends where if falls, of course.

Who here eats food that's dropped on the floor?
Once on the floor it is never eaten.

I do...5 second rule!  It depends where if falls, of course.


What if its been there for 6 seconds? Does it depends on WHAT falls? What if it's a gourmet chocolate, as opposed to a piece of steamed broccoli? (lol, I used to pretend to 'drop my broccoli on the floor by accident' when I was a kid).

What if its been there for 6 seconds? Does it depends on WHAT falls? What if it's a gourmet chocolate, as opposed to a piece of steamed broccoli? (lol, I used to pretend to 'drop my broccoli on the floor by accident' when I was a kid).


Oh yeah, what falls matters too.  I wouldn't pick up something that I really didn't want to eat in the first place.  And I wouldn't pick up anything that was moist or sticky, simply because anything that was on the floor could stick to it. :P

Oh yeah, what falls matters too.  I wouldn't pick up something that I really didn't want to eat in the first place.  And I wouldn't pick up anything that was moist or sticky, simply because anything that was on the floor could stick to it. :P


Yes, moist, sticky things are a no-no. And it also depends on the surface itself - I doubt you'd pick up something that fell on the dirty sidewalk, while you might pick up something that fell off a cleanly polished floor. Personally, something has to be pretty damn tasty for me to eat it off the floor.

Who here eats food that's dropped on the floor?



Not me.  Do you know what kind of germs and bacteria are on your standard kitchen floor?  Effing disgusting, if you ask me.

I do...5 second rule!  It depends where if falls, of course.



5 second rule is b/s. If it's on the floor, it gets all the germs instantly. But I still eat it anyway!!!!! :D

5 second rule is b/s. If it's on the floor, it gets all the germs instantly. But I still eat it anyway!!!!! :D
...and pray?

...and pray?



Hmm... Not a bad idea.

But seriously, has anyone actually got sick from eating anything off the floor?

I've never got sick from doing it. When I was a kid I'd eat a bowl of spaghetti off the floor (lol, more like a chocolate bar), and suffered no ill effects whatsoever.

But seriously, has anyone actually got sick from eating anything off the floor?

I've never got sick from doing it. When I was a kid I'd eat a bowl of spaghetti off the floor (lol, more like a chocolate bar), and suffered no ill effects whatsoever.





... Not that I can recall...

...bumping my own posts  ;D

But seriously, has anyone actually got sick from eating anything off the floor?

I've never got sick from doing it. When I was a kid I'd eat a bowl of spaghetti off the floor (lol, more like a chocolate bar), and suffered no ill effects whatsoever.




Just because you never got sick, doesn't mean it's a smart idea.  You could drive with your knees and not get into an accident, but that doesn't make it something you should do on a regular basis.  When you think about what's on your kitchen floor......do you want that on your food? 

Just because you never got sick, doesn't mean it's a smart idea.  You could drive with your knees and not get into an accident, but that doesn't make it something you should do on a regular basis.  When you think about what's on your kitchen floor......do you want that on your food? 


As I said before, I've changed alot since then. Now I very rarely eat anything off the floor (I admit the odd lapse). And yes, I'm very aware of how unhygenic it is...

Howie the crotch sniffer!!! ;D :D



I don't sniff my crotch,I sniff my underwear.Just don't know why I do it. ::)

I don't sniff my crotch,I sniff my underwear.Just don't know why I do it. ::)



meh, same difference! ;)

Just because you never got sick, doesn't mean it's a smart idea.  You could drive with your knees and not get into an accident, but that doesn't make it something you should do on a regular basis.  When you think about what's on your kitchen floor......do you want that on your food? 


Mother....is that you? ;) :P

Mother....is that you? ;) :P



Eat your vegetables or no dessert for you.  And if you think I don't know you're feeding them to the dog, you're wrong.

I wiggle my toes A LOT. It is like my toes just can't be still. I also crack my jaw-all the time. I procrastinate. I still have clean clothes in the basket waiting to be put away and sometimes I don't always do the dishes until they are really piled up in the sink. And I leave "stuff" EVERYWHERE. (Drives Carlos batty). I am also a packrat. Never throw anything away (which is what I leave laying around).




Cat

Eat your vegetables or no dessert for you.  And if you think I don't know you're feeding them to the dog, you're wrong.


;D

meh, same difference! ;)



No,It's not the same difference.Have you ever sniffed your panties? ;D

No,It's not the same difference.Have you ever sniffed your panties? ;D



can't say that I have. LOL! ;D

No,It's not the same difference.Have you ever sniffed your panties? ;D




No, because it's effing disgusting.  It's been on your crotch; why are you going to stick it in your face?

No, because it's effing disgusting.  It's been on your crotch; why are you going to stick it in your face?



I get a high from it,I don't know.

I get a high from it,I don't know.




that's not something you should be admitting! :-X

I get a high from it,I don't know.




I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

that's not something you should be admitting! :-X


I'm sorry. :-[  :P

"Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and than I smell them like this!" :D :D ;D
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read the last 2 pages and suddenly I feel wretched  :o

ONE HUNDRED PAIRS! Holy sh.it!

I have about 15..


That's fine, as long as they match your bedspread. :P

I do...5 second rule!  It depends where if falls, of course.


I eat stuff that's fallen on the floor, but these are rare occurances.. and usually, it has to be something I just desparatly would die for

That's fine, as long as they match your bedspread. :P


You know they do, all floral and cute!

What are some less-than-charming habits (almost) everyone has, but won't admit doing (I mean, publicly, at least)?

I'll list a couple to start the ball rolling;

1. picking your nose
2. Relieving yourself in the shower (or bath, depending on your personal hygiene standards  ;D)


do they float or sink?

do they float or sink?


Does what float or sink?

Does what float or sink?



What do you think?

What do you think?


No, I guess I'm stupid. What are 'they' anyway?

No, I guess I'm stupid. What are 'they' anyway?



Feces. 

I get a high from it,I don't know.


You get high from smelling your underwear?  Do you roll them into a doobie and smoke them? ;D

You get high from smelling your underwear?  Do you roll them into a doobie and smoke them? ;D


Talk about smoking some good sh it.

Talk about smoking some good sh it.




ahahaha...too funny!! :D ;D

You get high from smelling your underwear?  Do you roll them into a doobie and smoke them? ;D


Hey, maybe that was Howard going into the chat room as poop pants when he was high???