this thread be one of 2 things: discuss what super power you'd like and/or have....and,about already exsisting superheros' and supervillains' powers....so...go on.....discuss...

Myself? Well,I already have a super power: making traffic lights change colors.

this thread be one of 2 things: discuss what super power you'd like and/or have....and,about already exsisting superheros' and supervillains' powers....so...go on.....discuss...

Myself? Well,I already have a super power: making traffic lights change colors.

i better not wish for the same power, you might be coming the other way  ;D

Myself? Well,I already have a super power: making traffic lights change colors.



..That's It..? Man, that's extremely lame  ;D

..That's It..? Man, that's extremely lame  ;D


Nu, that's awesome!

..That's It..? Man, that's extremely lame  ;D


John Denver, you stupid whore.

I can do that too. So it's not so super.

In terms of super-powers.. hm... I'd like some sort flying/levitating ability, or manipulation of water. Maybe even some degree of mind control.

I'd like to be able to change size :D. And to fly!

I'd like to be able to change size


I'll bet you would.

<-- :)

I have ESP (but I don't know if you can call that a "super power" or not.


A power I would LOVE to have is being able to heal someone by just laying my hands on them.




Cat

I'd like to have the ability to make idiotic politicians, world-leaders and certain work colleagues spontaneously combust...

I'd like to have the ability to make idiotic politicians, world-leaders and certain work colleagues spontaneously combust...


LOL!  ;D

"I got the magic power of the music in me"

I'd like to have a super power but I don't know which one I'd like to have yet. ;D

I'd like to be able to change size :D. And to fly!

try looking at a playboy and if you don't change size you might want to look at a playgirl  ;D

try looking at a playboy and if you don't change size you might want to look at a playgirl  ;D


Har.

Har.

And that, my friends, was my 8,000th post.

Hawk, the Slayer's Top 10 SuperPowers To Have:

10. Mesmerism (the power of hypnosis used for brainwashing)
9. X-Ray Vision (Not like Superman, where he couldn't see through lead)
8. Teleportation (Like Nightcrawler)
7. Light Manipulation (You can bend light, and distort it to your own means)
6. Weather Control (Like Storm...my wife likes that one)
5. The Pennance Stare (Like Ghost Rider)
4. Body Duplication (There could be up to 20 of you at once!)
3. Enhanced Metabolism (Causes super endurance- guarantees you'd never get drunk or overweight)
2. Radar Vision (You could never be surprised!)
AND! Hawk's Top Power to Have:
1. Regeneration (Like Doctor Who- Just make sure you use your 12 lives wisely!)

Well, I'd probably have to go with telekinesis, the ability to move things with your mind... yourself included. basically, you would be able to fly, unlock doors from the other side, deflect/stop bullets, defy gravity, and cause other people to fly also.

...that, or the ability to stab people over the internet  ;D

Well, I'd probably have to go with telekinesis, the ability to move things with your mind... yourself included. basically, you would be able to fly, unlock doors from the other side, deflect/stop bullets, defy gravity, and cause other people to fly also.

...that, or the ability to stab people over the internet  ;D


You could use telekinesis to move the other person's knife to stab them?

I'd like to have the ability to make idiotic politicians, world-leaders and certain work colleagues spontaneously combust...



Applause, applause.




Cat

You could use telekinesis to move the other person's knife to stab them?


hmm.. not a bad idea!

also, if i had telekinesis, i would use it constantly. i would make all the motions of walking, but i would really be hovering just a fraction of an inch above the ground. when no one was looking, i'd shoot up into the air, fly to another location, and then drop to earth again. and no one would notice. i'd also keep an invisible "wall" over myself to deflect bullets/knives. i'd probably join the military at some point, just to utterly out-do everyone else! also, i really would play "air guitar". and air piano. and i would levetate in front of my computer and type WITH MY MIND!!! I WOULD WALK ON WATER!!!!1111oneoneone

hmm.. not a bad idea!

also, if i had telekinesis, i would use it constantly. i would make all the motions of walking, but i would really be hovering just a fraction of an inch above the ground. when no one was looking, i'd shoot up into the air, fly to another location, and then drop to earth again. and no one would notice. i'd also keep an invisible "wall" over myself to deflect bullets/knives. i'd probably join the military at some point, just to utterly out-do everyone else! also, i really would play "air guitar". and air piano. and i would levetate in front of my computer and type WITH MY MIND!!! I WOULD WALK ON WATER!!!!1111oneoneone



*JohnDenvers Head Explodes*

X Rated Vision. ;D ;)

*JohnDenvers Head Explodes*


.. that was.. lame...


X Rated Vision. ;D ;)


:o Hmmm.. i dunno if that is better than telekinesis or not!!  ;)

.. that was.. lame...


Oh yeah? So is your FACE..!!1

.. that was.. lame...

:o Hmmm.. i dunno if that is better than telekinesis or not!!  ;)



removing Robin's brassiere with using my mind instead of my hands. ;)

removing Robin's brassiere with using my mind instead of my hands. ;)


... neother of which you will ever do (do you have a rubber band? because oh,SNAP!). you may want to stick wit the x-rayted vision.

... neother of which you will ever do (do you have a rubber band? because oh,SNAP!). you may want to stick wit the x-rayted vision.



Maybe God will grant me the power

Maybe God will grant me the power



...XD Yes, I'm sure God will be happy to help you with your mission to get laid.

...XD Yes, I'm sure God will be happy to help you with your mission to get laid.



God grant me the serenity to change and the wisdom to know the difference. ;D

God grant me the serenity to change and the wisdom to know the difference. ;D


...? don't confuse god with your big words, now!  :o ;D

...? don't confuse god with your big words, now!   :o ;D



Ok He wouldn't be able to understand me.

http://www.glorify-god.com/images/home/god%20jesus%20christ.jpg

...? don't confuse god with your big words, now!   :o ;D



http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/GOD-1.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/GOD-1.jpg


nice! your super-power is bending google images to your bidding!

btw, get on over to the "Ask JohnDenver" thread so you can see my new symbol for your questions that i'm dying to use! (confusing i kno)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/GOD-1.jpg


Is that God?

Is that God?


Well, it's certainly not Stanley Starr..!!1

Well, it's certainly not Stanley Starr..!!1



He'll never be God. ;D

He'll never be God. ;D



He's a god in the sack, though, that's for sure..!!1

Get back on-topic or cerberus here eats your soul!!!

http://www.costumeshopper.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/58515.jpg

He's a god in the sack, though, that's for sure..!!1



How do you know?

How do you know?


2 words (3 actually, if you count the baby):

unfunf

Get back on-topic or cerberus here eats your soul!!!

http://www.costumeshopper.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/58515.jpg



Ummmm- one small note: Cerberus had 2 heads...so if that's Cerberus, I'm a 3-toed eggplant!

Ummmm- one small note: Cerberus had 2 heads...so if that's Cerberus, I'm a 3-toed eggplant!


no, cerberus had 3 heads (sometimes said to have 50 or 100  ::)), a snake for a tail, and innumerable snakes on it's back.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Cerberus-Blake.jpeg/800px-Cerberus-Blake.jpeg


i would like the ability to make people use google more!

edit:

http://blog.coolz0r.com/images/toxic.jpg L.O.L.!

http://www.therewillbemachines.com/Cartoons/more-crappy-super-powers.gif ROFL

Ok He wouldn't be able to understand me.

http://www.glorify-god.com/images/home/god%20jesus%20christ.jpg


and on the eighth day god said, let howard get laid

click here for super powas!  :D

Well, I'd probably have to go with telekinesis, the ability to move things with your mind... yourself included. basically, you would be able to fly, unlock doors from the other side, deflect/stop bullets, defy gravity, and cause other people to fly also.


Did you ever see the movie Zapped! (from the early-80s)?  Scott Baio starred as a high school kid who was in the middle of some kind of science experiment when something went wrong and he ended up with telekinesis.  :D 

and on the eighth day god said, let howard get laid



I hope he meant that ;D

My top ten powers:

10. Talk to animals- I just wanna do this for some reason
9. Fire.. uh.. just fire.
8. Speed
7. Re-generation
6. Freeze
5. Fly
4. Mind control
3. Distort Vision.. you know, make people hallucinate and whatnot
2. Telekinesis... what John Denver said
1. Concentration of Will into any medium.. it's called 'nensha', I believe.. it's basically materializing your thoughts.