It's Monday night, I'm all alone.

Won't somebody help me, won't anybody help me.. Oh please God help me!!

I'm hungry and scared and the people in the apartment above me are obviously enjoying themselves.  :\'(

http://www.armstrongschoolofdance.com/images/girl%20all%20alone.jpg

I keep waiting for the Pussycat Dolls to show up out of the blue at my front door and rip my clothes off, but it never happens!

People are such jerks.  >:(

I was kinda thinking that maybe FEMA would give me a new Motorcycle... then again... balance is an issue.

http://www.geocities.com/alessionannini/sidecar.jpg

I was kinda thinking that maybe FEMA would give me a new Motorcycle... then again... balance is an issue.

http://www.geocities.com/alessionannini/sidecar.jpg
FEMA just called, your motorcycle has arrived.

http://perso.orange.fr/mike.werner/BlogPics/harley-Training-Wheels.jpg

FEMA just called, your motorcycle has arrived.

http://perso.orange.fr/mike.werner/BlogPics/harley-Training-Wheels.jpg


Too little too late.

http://www.zombi.dk/images/big_gallery/182a.jpg


I suggest using your computer to search for good porn.


I ran out of Mayo and has to use Moisturizer on my sandwhich... and friction burns hurt.  :(


I suggest you quit yer whinin' and get a gun.


But to get a gun.. I'd.. I.. I'd have to get on my new free bike, learn how to ride it, figure out how to get money for free, to get gas for free, so I could get a gun.. maybe for free?

The bike has training wheels.  You'd have to be retarded not to know how to ride it.  And if you can dig through the couch cushions or something, you should be able to find some change that you can use to trade up like that Canadian guy with the paper clip, get a gun, and then use the gun to get more money.

The bike has training wheels.  You'd have to be retarded not to know how to ride it.  And if you can dig through the couch cushions or something, you should be able to find some change that you can use to trade up like that Canadian guy with the paper clip, get a gun, and then use the gun to get more money.


That sounds like way too much work, won't somebody do it for me?

http://loz.the-pub.org/photos/WarDemoApril03/Mad_Old_Man.sized.jpg

Well, if I do it for you, I want 50% of the hos and $$.


Kinky.

Have you thought about autoerotic asphyxiation?

^ Now see, this guy knows where it's at.  If he stands out in the moonlight, his head will attract the ladies like moths to candlelight :D

(kidding)


Yer gonna have to wait until tomorrow for more applause.  :D

Won't someone please come over to my house and give me a hug?

I'm waiting.  :\'( :\'( :\'(

^ Now see, this guy knows where it's at.  If he stands out in the moonlight, his head will attract the ladies like moths to candlelight :D

(kidding)




Which head?




*bad-dum ching!*

Which head?




*bad-dum ching!*


Funny too.  You too must wait.

Go give AL-B1200MKIII a hug.

I'd give Al-B a hug, but he's too far away.  I guess I should get a snack too, but the kitchen is like 20 feet away and I'm too tired to walk that far.

Which head?




*bad-dum ching!*


I can safely say that both are attractive. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

I can safely say that both are attractive. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif


Neither are sandpaper-y.

Your applause could go through now.  Getcha some.

Neither are sandpaper-y.

Your applause could go through now.  Getcha some.


But both are hard. :o

Okay, I'm done being a skank for the evening. Bye!

But both are hard. :o

Okay, I'm done being a skank for the evening. Bye!


Not right now!


Hit me up later, yo...

Screw each and every one of you.

I can't f*cking believe this.. of all the.. ARGH >:(

I can safely say that both are attractive. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif



NAUGHTY!!

Time to close the thread.

Alex, relax.  As you can well see, this thread has nothing to do with what your thread is about.  I don't think anyone here is mocking you, so much as picking on each other.


Bull. f*cking. sh*t.

Several of the posts in this thread are an obvious jab against me...

[quote author=Keyser S

And there's someone in this f*cking forum who's constantly taking unwarranted f*cking stabs at me all the time, even after they've been told by two different people to quit!

I knew where this thread was going when I saw the title, but the whole thing has been so exaggerated, overblown and taken to the extremes that it has NOTHING to do with you or your situation anymore. 


The hell it doesn't.

[quote author=Keyser S

And there's someone in this f*cking forum who's constantly taking unwarranted f*cking stabs at me all the time, even after they've been told by two different people to quit!

I knew where this thread was going when I saw the title, but the whole thing has been so exaggerated, overblown and taken to the extremes that it has NOTHING to do with you or your situation anymore. 


[quote author=Keyser S

[quote author=Keyser S

The bike has training wheels.  You'd have to be retarded not to know how to ride it. 


Screw you.


Won't someone please come over to my house and give me a hug?

I'm waiting.  :\'( :\'( :\'(


You too...


It's Monday night, I'm all alone.

Won't somebody help me, won't anybody help me.. Oh please God help me!!

I'm hungry and scared and the people in the apartment above me are obviously enjoying themselves.  :\'(

http://www.armstrongschoolofdance.com/images/girl%20all%20alone.jpg


And ESPECIALLY you.
Sister Morphine's right.  It has nothing to do with you anymore.  And if you think it does, that's your problem.  Maybe you'll think twice next time about posting a pity party in Playful Penguin Place; people are going to have fun with it, Mr. Moderator.


Edited before posting to add:  GMTA.  8)






Take a flying leap

Get over yourself, Alex.  Seriously.  For all the times I've been told the same thing, you need to do the same.  And if you want to tell me to go f*ck myself.....have at it.

You start a thread whining about how much your life sucks, people offer you TONS AND TONS of suggestions on how to make it suck less and your ass can't be bothered to f*cking thank anyone for it until you're told to by someone else.  You pissed on people in the thread, you called Jessica a c*nt, which is uncalled for....I don't care what the hell she said to you, and then you have the gall to get pissy when someone takes the absurdity that that thread became and run it to obnoxious levels for the sake of a laugh? 

Davey, close the thread.

not yet, will somebody screw me too?

Get over yourself, Alex.  Seriously.  For all the times I've been told the same thing, you need to do the same.  And if you want to tell me to go f*ck myself.....have at it.

You start a thread whining about how much your life sucks, people offer you TONS AND TONS of suggestions on how to make it suck less and your ass can't be bothered to f*cking thank anyone for it until you're told to by someone else.  You pissed on people in the thread, you called Jessica a c*nt, which is uncalled for....I don't care what the hell she said to you, and then you have the gall to get pissy when someone takes the absurdity that that thread became and run it to obnoxious levels for the sake of a laugh? 


1. I said thanks
2. I felt like I was being personally attacked by her

And yes I am pissy, supposedly Andy is my friend and he starts this thread making fun of me, its bullsh*t and I am not going to take it lying down.


Davey, close the thread.


he might as well, I'm not gonna leave this one alone. >:(

not yet, will somebody screw me too?




Do you want me to screw you?

I can't believe Andy who is supposedly my friend would make fun of me like this.

I don't understand people.

[quote author=Keyser S

[quote author=Keyser S

Do you want me to screw you?
you might hurt me  ;D 

Guess what?  I don't care if Jessica called your dad a gay midget who f*cks dogs on the side of the highway.  YOU NEVER CALL A WOMAN A C*NT.  EVER.  EVER.  EVER.  You will never be able to come up with a situation in life that excuses it.  You never will. 

And I don't recall you thanking anyone until you said something along the lines of "I don't know what you want me to say" and I suggested that a "thank you" would be in order.  And this thread is not making fun of YOU.  This thread is making fun at how ridiculous THAT THREAD became. 


The posts I quoted were pretty specifically making fun of me.

And so what if you told me? I still said it.  It just didn't occur to me, it wasn't something intentional on my part.

And I disagree about the c*nt thing.  Sometimes its warranted, I guess maybe not when I used it but I'm sure a woman out there has done something crappy enough to earn it..


Then take it up with Andy or whomever in a PM.  Calling members names and telling them to screw themselves in public posts is no way for a moderator to behave.  EVER.


Mind your business noob

[quote author=Keyser S

you might hurt me  ;D 



Aww no baby.....I'm a pussycat.

Noob?  I've been here in various forms since '98, bub.  :D


I've posted here for 2 years, and never noticed you until the last few months.

[quote author=Keyser S

And I disagree about the c*nt thing.  Sometimes its warranted, I guess maybe not when I used it but I'm sure a woman out there has done something crappy enough to earn it...



And I bet you also think there are appropriate times to call a gay man a f*g.  The word c*nt is a degrading word to call a woman.  It is the most offensive thing I can think of that is not a racial/ethnic/religious/sexual slur.  It is vile, it is disgusting and it is classless to the highest degree.  The fact that you would even THINK to call a woman that word in anger tells me something.

And I bet you also think there are appropriate times to call a gay man a f*g.  The word c*nt is a degrading word to call a woman.  It is the most offensive thing I can think of that is not a racial/ethnic/religious/sexual slur.  It is vile, it is disgusting and it is classless to the highest degree.  The fact that you would even THINK to call a woman that word in anger tells me something.


I still don't see how its much worse than b*tch, wh*re or any other word like that.

And whats it tell you?

I still don't see how its much worse than b*tch, wh*re or any other word like that.

And whats it tell you?



You can't tell the difference between bitch and c*nt?  Seriously?  Are you really trying to pass that off?


This is what it tells me: When you get angry at a woman, your respect for her flies out the window.  You are willing to degrade her to show how mad at her you are.  Punching her in the face is just around the corner.  I've seen it happen to my friend before.  Her boyfriend calls her a "stupid c*nt" in an argument and the next thing I know, I'm riding in the f*cking ambulance on the way to the hospital because he beat her and threw her down the stairs.  Not saying that is what will happen with you, but it's a slippery slope and if you condone VERBAL abuse, you'll have no problem condoning physical abuse.  As soon as you take the step of making the other person non-human in your eyes, what's left for you to do?

I get pissed off at a lot of people and some of them come from all walks of life.  I would never ONCE dream of using something about them as a slur to show my anger.  NOT ONCE.  If you had called her a bitch....that would have been one thing.  Bitch has become so devalued as a word in this society....I hear 8 year olds calling each other bitch.  But c*nt?  You've got to be f*cking kidding me.

You can't tell the difference between bitch and c*nt?  Seriously?  Are you really trying to pass that off?


This is what it tells me: When you get angry at a woman, your respect for her flies out the window.  You are willing to degrade her to show how mad at her you are.  Punching her in the face is just around the corner.  I've seen it happen to my friend before.  Her boyfriend calls her a "stupid c*nt" in an argument and the next thing I know, I'm riding in the f*cking ambulance on the way to the hospital because he beat her and threw her down the stairs.  Not saying that is what will happen with you, but it's a slippery slope and if you condone VERBAL abuse, you'll have no problem condoning physical abuse.  As soon as you take the step of making the other person non-human in your eyes, what's left for you to do?

I get pissed off at a lot of people and some of them come from all walks of life.  I would never ONCE dream of using something about them as a slur to show my anger.  NOT ONCE.  If you had called her a bitch....that would have been one thing.  Bitch has become so devalued as a word in this society....I hear 8 year olds calling each other bitch.  But c*nt?  You've got to be f*cking kidding me.


I'm really not kidding you, I didn't really see much of a difference.

Aww no baby.....I'm a pussycat.

of course you are,  ;)

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5wuw3PNE6SwAerOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12t6dikvg/EXP=1156918832/**http%3a//www.ccjonesphotos.com/PS/images/Lioness%2520Beginning%2520Hunt.jpg 

      Tonight, after this whole thing got started, I decided to get out of the house and go to the bar down the street and have a few drinks. I shot a few games of pool with this drunk woman and we were talking sh*t to each other and making each other laugh and I wound up having a really good time. Then, after the bar closed, I gave a ride home to this black guy who works at the bar, and when we got to his place we wound up sitting in his driveway for about 30 minutes talking, and the conversation we had was perhaps the most intelligent and heartfelt discussion about race relations that I've had in a long time.
   
      Then I came back home and now I'm all alone. God my life sucks.

      Maybe I'll have to give that whole autoerotic asphyxiation thing a try.

[quote author=Keyser S

Me and Al were bored.

If you must know it really wasn't a jab at you, we just thought the whole premise was amuseing.

It's called satire.


Satire reflects life, and after tonight, it seems that the subject in question will likely never get laid with his attitude problem :P

Why is it that all the good stuff happens after I go to bed? :P

i was just reading this thread for the first time.
wow. it really became like the jerry springer show.

wow..

i know no one wants my opinion BUT
everyone needs to be more like Al-B and get drunk and play pool and talk in the driveway...

(and address people via PMs when they have problems...and I say you can use the word c**t.  just not in front of mom or someone you might offend. think of others.)

(and address people via PMs when they have problems...and I say you can use the word c**t.  just not in front of mom or someone you might offend. think of others.)


I remember the first time I visited home after I had left.... I'd picked up some, slightly less refined manners. Anyway, we're watching the news and I unleash a verbal tirade against somebody. Nothing is said. I assume this means that we're now free to say what we want.

"Oh Blair is such a cun..."

The eyes that were burning a hole directly through my skull were in fact my Mother's. I decided, this probably wasn't a word to use in front of mom. That being said, I call everybody else I know, a cun.t on a regular basis, do I not Karen?

It's Tuesday Night and I'm spending time with My Girlfriend for just a few hours. ;)

It's Tuesday Night and I'm spending time with My Girlfriend for just a few hours. ;)


Suit you sir, suit you.

Why is it that all the good stuff happens after I go to bed? :P


Would you like to stay up and watch what happens?  ;D

Suit you sir, suit you.




What do you mean by that?

(and address people via PMs when they have problems...and I say you can use the word c**t.  just not in front of mom or someone you might offend. think of others.)



I agree with this 100% however, pm's can be too easily ignored.


Me and Al were bored.

If you must know it really wasn't a jab at you, we just thought the whole premise was amusing.

It's called satire.


You would think that someone would have learned by now not to play with fire. It is beyond me why Alex keeps biting Sister Morphine. Obviously, she has strong feminist beliefs (this is a Compliment) and she is very vocal - you will listen to her Dammit!!! :)

Alex, I have pm'd you several times in the past to help calm you down and try to make you look at things differently, but I can't do it anymore. You are intelligent and an adult, you should have known this was a satire. Nowhere in this thread did I read where they were poking fun directly at you. Granted, there are hints at some of the junk that happened in your thread - but c'mon. If you can't see the fun in this thread then you must not have a sense of humor.

??? ::)

I agree with this 100% however, pm's can be too easily ignored.

You would think that someone would have learned by now not to play with fire. It is beyond me why Alex keeps biting Sister Morphine. Obviously, she has strong feminist beliefs (this is a Compliment) and she is very vocal - you will listen to her Dammit!!! :)

Alex, I have pm'd you several times in the past to help calm you down and try to make you look at things differently, but I can't do it anymore. You are intelligent and an adult, you should have known this was a satire. Nowhere in this thread did I read where they were poking fun directly at you. Granted, there are hints at some of the junk that happened in your thread - but c'mon. If you can't see the fun in this thread then you must not have a sense of humor.

??? ::)



Agreed.

Ugh, didn't know I'd have to make serious posts here, I thought it was funny.

Notice, I directly made fun of S.M and she didn't care. We all make fun of each other, Jeez.

^ Yeah, and yo mama is so fat, when she breaks out in hives, she leaks honey :P ;)

^ Yeah, and yo mama is so fat, when she breaks out in hives, she leaks honey :P ;)


I'd hardly be talking about other people's moms... what with your mama's ass having it's own congressman.

Notice, I directly made fun of S.M and she didn't care. We all make fun of each other, Jeez.

;D

Oh No You D'int!!! ;D

And the Yo Mam's jokes commence!!! 8)

I'd hardly be talking about other people's moms... what with your mama's ass having it's own congressman.


I think yo mama squashed all the other mamas last time she sat down, so I can't talk about other people's moms right now :D

I think yo mama squashed all the other mamas last time she sat down, so I can't talk about other people's moms right now :D


Daaaang, Harsh!

Well, she didn't crush your Mama, 'cus last time I checked, I was still rolling off her.

Me and Al were bored.

If you must know it really wasn't a jab at you, we just thought the whole premise was amuseing.

It's called satire.
    Not entirely true. Have you ever seen The 40 Year-Old Virgin? There's a scene where this guy is sitting at a bar with his head down, moping around because he's still bummed out that his girlfriend had dumped him several months prior, and his friend, who is tired of hearing him constanly whine about it, leans over and flicks the whiny guy's balls with his finger. "Did you just flick me in the nuts?" the whiny guy asks. "No!" his friend replies. "I just flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be!"  He then punches the whiny guy in the balls and smacks him upside the head. Finally the whiny guy snaps out of it. "Well played, sir," he tells his friend, and then proceeds to go over and talk to (and subsequently make out with) this girl that his friend had been trying to set him up with.
    The way I see it, Alex, this thread was just our way of flicking you in the nuts. You can continue going through life with the belief that everyone in the world but you is ignorant and shallow, and that people who aren't afraid to go out and enjoy life are somehow beneath you, and if you keep on believing that you will end up being old and bitter.  Or, you can realize that your current situation is only TEMPORARY, and that the overwhelming majority of people have at some point in their lives gone through exactly the same thing you're going through right now and that you're really not that different from anyone else. Sack up already.
   
(punches Alex in the balls for good measure)

    Not entirely true. Have you ever seen The 40 Year-Old Virgin? There's a scene where this guy is sitting at a bar with his head down, moping around because he's still bummed out that his girlfriend had dumped him several months prior, and his friend, who is tired of hearing him constanly whine about it, leans over and flicks the whiny guy's balls with his finger. "Did you just flick me in the nuts?" the whiny guy asks. "No!" his friend replies. "I just flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be!"  He then punches the whiny guy in the balls and smacks him upside the head. Finally the whiny guy snaps out of it. "Well played, sir," he tells his friend, and then proceeds to go over and talk to (and subsequently make out with) this girl that his friend had been trying to set him up with.
    The way I see it, Alex, this thread was just our way of flicking you in the nuts. You can continue going through life with the belief that everyone in the world but you is ignorant and shallow, and that people who aren't afraid to go out and enjoy life are somehow beneath you, and if you keep on believing that you will end up being old and bitter.  Or, you can realize that your current situation is only TEMPORARY, and that the overwhelming majority of people have at some point in their lives gone through exactly the same thing you're going through right now and that you're really not that different from anyone else. Sack up already.
 
(punches Alex in the balls for good measure)



True.

In all seriousness Alex, if you want to think we're taking the piss out of you, that's fine, see it as Al put it. You need to suck it up and get on with stuff!

    Not entirely true. Have you ever seen The 40 Year-Old Virgin? There's a scene where this guy is sitting at a bar with his head down, moping around because he's still bummed out that his girlfriend had dumped him several months prior, and his friend, who is tired of hearing him constanly whine about it, leans over and flicks the whiny guy's balls with his finger. "Did you just flick me in the nuts?" the whiny guy asks. "No!" his friend replies. "I just flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be!"  He then punches the whiny guy in the balls and smacks him upside the head. Finally the whiny guy snaps out of it. "Well played, sir," he tells his friend, and then proceeds to go over and talk to (and subsequently make out with) this girl that his friend had been trying to set him up with.
    The way I see it, Alex, this thread was just our way of flicking you in the nuts. You can continue going through life with the belief that everyone in the world but you is ignorant and shallow, and that people who aren't afraid to go out and enjoy life are somehow beneath you, and if you keep on believing that you will end up being old and bitter.  Or, you can realize that your current situation is only TEMPORARY, and that the overwhelming majority of people have at some point in their lives gone through exactly the same thing you're going through right now and that you're really not that different from anyone else. Sack up already.
 
(punches Alex in the balls for good measure)



^ Al = wise.

Daaaang, Harsh!

Well, she didn't crush your Mama, 'cus last time I checked, I was still rolling off her.


Mehehe...

I wanted to go surfing yesterday, but the ocean was too calm, so I called up yo mama and she let me slap her thighs and hang ten  8)

Mehehe...

I wanted to go surfing yesterday, but the ocean was too calm, so I called up yo mama and she let me slap her thighs and hang ten  8)


Bitch please. Me and your mama were listening to the radio the other day and she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Mehehe...

I wanted to go surfing yesterday, but the ocean was too calm, so I called up yo mama and she let me slap her thighs and hang ten  8)
Your mama is so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Bitch please. Me and your mama were listening to the radio the other day and she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.


It should be a holiday :D

Dang, I've run out of "clean" yo mama jokes.  Oh well.

I am alone and it is Tuesday night!

You can walk across Abbey Road a few times :)

You can walk across Abbey Road a few times :)
I could, but it is about four miles from me and I now settled in for the night.

Hey Phil - aside from actually watching the webcam - its awesome that you have linked your sigline to the webcam for Abbey Road. It is constantly changing which is unique...... just like you! ;)

I just checked this thread... and quite frankly, it's damn hilarious.

Starts as a satire on another thread and some ridiculous things that have been said... and by the time I'm on page three, every odd-numbered post is a fight amongst users, and every even-numbered is Sister Morphine and Badfinger-fan in some odd sort of cyber dry-humping.. and to be honest, it's made my day.

I can see how it got to Alex, because he strikes me as at a vulnerable point at his life and, though joking, it was clearly pointed at him to start with. I'd have found it funny if someone did a dead-on impression of my posts.. maybe not of my upset ones, but I'd appreciate the humor of it. Hell, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

It's called satire.


Sums up one of my points very well, just caught this.

[quote author=Keyser S

Guess what?  I don't care if Jessica called your dad a gay midget who f*cks dogs on the side of the highway.  YOU NEVER CALL A WOMAN A C*NT.  EVER.  EVER.  EVER.  You will never be able to come up with a situation in life that excuses it.  You never will. 

And I don't recall you thanking anyone until you said something along the lines of "I don't know what you want me to say" and I suggested that a "thank you" would be in order.  And this thread is not making fun of YOU.  This thread is making fun at how ridiculous THAT THREAD became. 


I disagree, I'd think it's ok to call a girl a c*nt if they like... killed your dad or something.

Yanno, Al-B probably doesn't even know about your thread, I don't think he was even here. And I don't think Rice Cube was saying anything to make fun of you... And DJ Midas wasn't necessarily doing anything wrong.
I went through that thread, I know what it's all about, I'm not claiming innocence, and I certainly believe it deserved to be mocked.
I disagree, I'd think it's ok to call a girl a c*nt if they like... killed your dad or something.
Or if you were dating her or married to her and you caught her in bed with your best friend. Then it might be justifiable.

I disagree, I'd think it's ok to call a girl a c*nt if they like... killed your dad or something.


Interesting fact...c*nt comes from the same old English root as "queen" and "quaint."

What you see as being bad makes no difference in this occasion. If you want to go out and not be alone, which, according to your situations, you seem to want to do, you need to learn not everything involves what you think. Alot of it involves what other people think. You may disagree, but over something like that, you need to suck up your tongue and not call people c*nts. Seriously.

I am alone and it is Tuesday night!


Wanna clean my room for me?

It's Tuesday night... And I've got a buncha hos with me. I'm set for the next three minutes!



*this part cut out for the good of everybody on the boards.*


Now I'm alone =(.

It's Tuesday night... And I've got a buncha hos with me. I'm set for the next three minutes!



*this part cut out for the good of everybody on the boards.*


Now I'm alone =(.




XD.. What... the hell...?

It's Tuesday night... And I've got a buncha hos with me. I'm set for the next three minutes!



*this part cut out for the good of everybody on the boards.*


Now I'm alone =(.


You went through that box of Ho-Ho's way too fast.

It's Tuesday night... And I've got a buncha hos with me. I'm set for the next three minutes!



*this part cut out for the good of everybody on the boards.*


Now I'm alone =(.
No!!! We want details!!!

You went through that box of Ho-Ho's way too fast.


What box? I ate ten boxes.

What box? I ate ten boxes.


That's a lot of box-munching.

That's a lot of box-munching.
You're dirty.  :o :o :o

You're dirty.  :o :o :o


Awww, but I just showered...

Awww, but I just showered...
With a bunch of hos?

(genuflects toward Rice Cube)

I"M NOT WORTHY!!!

With a bunch of hos?

(genuflects toward Rice Cube)

I"M NOT WORTHY!!!


Yeah, if you consider toddler bathtub toys hos. :D

Yeah, if you consider toddler bathtub toys hos. :D
They don't have holes in them, do they?!?  :o :o :o

They don't have holes in them, do they?!?  :o :o :o


No, just suction cups. :o

No, just suction cups. :o


They suck.

They suck.


You wish.

No, just suction cups. :o
You're just as dirty as Rice Cube.  :o :o :o

You're just as dirty as Rice Cube.  :o :o :o


He learned it all from me.

He learned it all from me.
Between the toddler bathtub toys with the holes in them, and the suction cups, I'll bet you two have a lot of fun in the shower together.

I'm getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it.

BRB.

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Between the toddler bathtub toys with the holes in them, and the suction cups, I'll bet you two have a lot of fun in the shower together.

I'm getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it.

BRB.

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;D

Man, I'd give you applause, but I can't.

Have fun! :D

;D

Man, I'd give you applause, but I can't.

Have fun! :D

How 'bout I do it for ya?! ;D ;D

How 'bout I do it for ya?! ;D ;D
Thank ya. Thank ya very much!  ;)

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, born I was...

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, born I was...
Sunday, Monday...Happy Days! Tuesday, Wednesday...Happy Days! Thursday, Friday....PPPPppppppppppp.  :(

Anyway it is Wednesday now.

I just checked this thread... and quite frankly, it's damn hilarious.

Starts as a satire on another thread and some ridiculous things that have been said... and by the time I'm on page three, every odd-numbered post is a fight amongst users, and every even-numbered is Sister Morphine and Badfinger-fan in some odd sort of cyber dry-humping.. and to be honest, it's made my day.

I can see how it got to Alex, because he strikes me as at a vulnerable point at his life and, though joking, it was clearly pointed at him to start with. I'd have found it funny if someone did a dead-on impression of my posts.. maybe not of my upset ones, but I'd appreciate the humor of it. Hell, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
Is that what was going on?  :o  I really had no idea.  :-http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/catsmiley.gif when whispering dirty talk, if yanno what I mean.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

Is that what was going on?  :o  I really had no idea.  :-http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/catsmiley.gif when whispering dirty talk, if yanno what I mean.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif














You naughty beast.

Is that what was going on?  :o  I really had no idea.  :-http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/catsmiley.gif when whispering dirty talk, if yanno what I mean.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif


A lot of the time when you use b*tch though they just say "you're damn right I'm a b*tch"

[quote author=Keyser S

You naughty beast.
I know, I'm so bad sometimes  ;D

[quote author=Keyser S

That's because some women take the word "bitch" to be a compliment.  To me, it depends on who's talking to me.  If my sister calls me on the phone and says "Hey bitch, what's up?", it's different than if some stranger on the train said "Move bitch".  It's called intent.  My sister is not intending to be malicious and spiteful when she says it.......that stranger is. 


No I've used it in a malicious way and go that response.

I'm jealous because I'M NEVER ALONE!!!!


Just wait until youse all has some little'uns.....then youse'll WISH you was alone sometimes ;)

I'm jealous because I'M NEVER ALONE!!!!


Just wait until youse all has some little'uns.....then youse'll WISH you was alone sometimes ;)


I hear that. im DYING for some time alone.  Get these people away from me!!!!

actually, this weekend my husband is going away and i get three days of peace. YAY

I hear that. im DYING for some time alone.  Get these people away from me!!!!

actually, this weekend my husband is going away and i get three days of peace. YAY
Mine is too - to Vegas for a bachelor party :o  I get to take the kids to the lake with 2 other families....

Wednesday Night and I'm in the mood

Well, I'll be spending the night in front of my computer watching the Yankees/Tigers game.

Well, I'll be spending the night in front of my computer watching the Yankees/Tigers game.



Who will win?

Who will win?



I don't know.  Hopefully we do.

I don't know.  Hopefully we do.



I used to be a fan of The Mets back in the 1980's

I used to be a fan of The Mets back in the 1980's




I've always been a fan of the Yankees.  Even when they sucked.

I've always been a fan of the Yankees.  Even when they sucked.



How many years?

How many years?



12th year, 13th season. 

12th year, 13th season. 



That's fantastic

It's Thursday morning and I am alone....

Well, not really.
Hubby is in bed and so is Sasuke.
A Different World is keeping me company
And so is Al and whistle in the flashchat! ;D

I'm alone too as my other half has just gone to work. I'm drinking tea and trying to summon the energy to go do something with my hair and head off to work *SIGH*

<---------That guy's a dick.  :o :o :o

It's Thursday morning and I am alone....

Well, not really.
Hubby is in bed and so is Sasuke.
A Different World is keeping me company
And so is Al and whistle in the flashchat! ;D


It is Thursday morning here too, and Monday is a long way off.

<---------That guy's a dick.  :o :o :o


Small font for the dick.  Is there something you are trying to tell us :D ;D

Small font for the dick.  Is there something you are trying to tell us :D ;D
shhhhhhhhhh.

Small font for the dick.  Is there something you are trying to tell us :D ;D

I think he is trying to tell us that he is a

DICK! ;D

I think he is trying to tell us that he is a

DICK! ;D
Perhaps his name is Richard?

I think he is trying to tell us that he is a

DICK! ;D
shhhhhhhhh.

and as for calling a woman a c*nt, I've never used that word in a derogatory way like that. I always prefer Bi*tch, that's the one I use in anger or disgust.  I only use the C word  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/catsmiley.gif when whispering dirty talk, if yanno what I mean.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

I prefer 'bitch' as well.. because it's more versatile and less offensive.. like, if someone overhears you saying 'bitch', they might be like 'hey, keep it down!' or 'watch your mouth.'... but overheard "c-nt", I guarantee people are gonna say something.. that's on the highest tier of swearing.. most people I know make more over it then they do the f-word.

And either way.. there's no reason to get so mad at someone on an internet forum (unless they're, like, going out of their way to deliberately make you upset, which wasn't the case here, this was just a joke as it started) that you have to use that sort of language.. and if I'm correct, I assume it was on the Politics Board that this word-dropping took place? That's REAL sad, that you'd get so mad arguing politics with someone that you'd use that sort of word... I mean, if you're being attacked personally so much in a political debate that you find the need to do that, you're either waaaaaay too sensitive and take things too personal (most likely the case here) or you're... winning. If the other party resorts to personal attacks, I always find it funny.. it means they're running out of ideas. But I think the case here was over-sensitivity.

Either way... watch yer fucking language, everybody.

I prefer 'bitch' as well.. because it's more versatile and less offensive.. like, if someone overhears you saying 'bitch', they might be like 'hey, keep it down!' or 'watch your mouth.'... but overheard "c-nt", I guarantee people are gonna say something.. that's on the highest tier of swearing.. most people I know make more over it then they do the f-word.

And either way.. there's no reason to get so mad at someone on an internet forum (unless they're, like, going out of their way to deliberately make you upset, which wasn't the case here, this was just a joke as it started) that you have to use that sort of language.. and if I'm correct, I assume it was on the Politics Board that this word-dropping took place? That's REAL sad, that you'd get so mad arguing politics with someone that you'd use that sort of word... I mean, if you're being attacked personally so much in a political debate that you find the need to do that, you're either waaaaaay too sensitive and take things too personal (most likely the case here) or you're... winning. If the other party resorts to personal attacks, I always find it funny.. it means they're running out of ideas. But I think the case here was over-sensitivity.

Either way... watch yer fucking language, everybody.






It was actually on this board on the 'friday night all alone' thread. I have to say I hate the 'c' word.I think it is the worst kind of insult you can use to a woman and know of no justification for using it. 

Life is what you make it.

I prefer 'bitch' as well.. because it's more versatile and less offensive.. like, if someone overhears you saying 'bitch', they might be like 'hey, keep it down!' or 'watch your mouth.'... but overheard "c-nt", I guarantee people are gonna say something.. that's on the highest tier of swearing.. most people I know make more over it then they do the f-word.


IMO - B*tch means a strong, in control woman.
From the movie Waiting to Exhale - Angela Bassett says  "Sometimes being a b*tch is all a woman has to hold onto."
I take b*tch as a compliment.

But the other word is used in ignorance and the heat of the moment and is never acceptable.
Again, this is MHO.

IMO - B*tch means a strong, in control woman.
From the movie Waiting to Exhale - Angela Bassett says  "Sometimes being a b*tch is all a woman has to hold onto."
I take b*tch as a compliment.

But the other word is used in ignorance and the heat of the moment and is never acceptable.
Again, this is MHO.


Bitch.

:D :D :D

Guess what?  I don't care if Jessica called your dad a gay midget who f*cks dogs on the side of the highway.  YOU NEVER CALL A WOMAN A C*NT.  EVER.  EVER.  EVER.  You will never be able to come up with a situation in life that excuses it.  You never will. 

^ ROFL

^^ That's f*cking awesome.

Rut, roh.

Life is what you make it.



So go out and live a little. ;D

^both cartoons hysterical.

(and btw, i use the word. if you drove a car in my town you would, too.  and use it with me - i don't care. i wont use it here so as not to offend offended parties just cuz i'm polite like that. but don't generalize the women. they are not the borg and do not all think alike.)
:)

It's Thursday Night

they are not the borg and do not all think alike.


They all say No to the same thing.

They all say No to the same thing.
OK, Mr. "Wide Load."  ;D

They all say No to the same thing.


What's The borg? ???

They all say No to the same thing.


stop asking girls if you can leave them on ant hills covered in honey.

Am I supposed to be "the borg"?

What's The borg? ???


Borg = bad robot aliens from Sweden.

Am I supposed to be "the borg"?

no no no,...i did not refer to anyone. i just reminded people not to pidgeonhole us all together..that we all think differently.  cuz i think that happens here alot.

not at all, sister.

Am I supposed to be "the borg"?
Resistance is futile.

Borg = bad robot aliens from Sweden.


Why from Sweden?

Why from Sweden?


Because they're "Borg" :D

The Borg

You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile!

Why from Sweden?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbs64GvGgPU

Because they're "Borg" :D

The Borg

You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile!



I'm not afraid of The Borg

I'm not afraid of The Borg

good man.

I'm not afraid of The Borg


They're terrified of you.

They're terrified of you.


...and thus they want to assimilate you...into their bed :D

...and thus they want to assimilate you...into their bed :D


Nah, Howard would corrupt the system.

Nah, Howard would corrupt the system.


Does...not...compute...

...and thus they want to assimilate you...into their bed :D


are they women borgs? ;)

are they women borgs? ;)


There are lots of female borg, but only physiologically, mentally they're one with the collective mind.

It was actually on this board on the 'friday night all alone' thread. I have to say I hate the 'c' word.I think it is the worst kind of insult you can use to a woman and know of no justification for using it. 


On what grounds was this proverbial gauntlet thrown down with the use of the 'c' word?