Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter has them.   ;)

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.  :o

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.  :-*

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.  :D

Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.  :-\\

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.  :(

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
Worse: You have to wait.  :-[

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.  :-*


*snicker*

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them. 

;D

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter has them.   ;)

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.  :o

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.  :-*

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.  :D

Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.  :-\\

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.  :(

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
Worse: You have to wait.  :-[


Such as life!