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Subject: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/09/06 at 2:07 am

Post your wanted Christmas Present List to Santa Claus (Father Christmas) here and he will read this thread at his base in Finland.

Dear Father Christmas

I would like you to give me a laptop computer for Christmas, so that I can post wherever I am.

Philip Eno

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: whistledog on 11/09/06 at 2:19 am

Dear Father Christmas

I would like you to give me a record player, so I can toss out this old 1974 make I currently have.

whistledog

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/09/06 at 2:25 am

Dear Santa, please bring me a stand/cabinet for my new stereo. 

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/09/06 at 4:50 am

Saint Nicholas (a.k.a. Santa Claus, Pere Noel, Bobbo Natale, Father Christmas, Popo Giggio & 'The Claus'),

I humbly ask you to bring me a new computer, so that I may start downloading my own music, and customizing my own karaoke discs.

Your Humble Believer, HawktheSlayer

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: La Roche on 11/09/06 at 7:00 am

Sup G, Yo, I ain't behaved this year but I still got them polaroids of you in Missus Claus thong, you better meet me in the middle here bitch.

I want a new cell phone and a laptop. Snap snap bato.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Gis on 11/09/06 at 7:45 am

Dear Santa,
I would like a new cd/mp3/radio/cassette player to go in my kitchen.
Thank You.
X X

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 11/09/06 at 7:55 am

Dear Santa,
Can you please, please, please, please bring me, like, the Trivial Pursuit "Totally 80's Edition"?  It would be totally bitchin'.

Thanks

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/09/06 at 9:29 am

Dear Santa,

I would like a sewing machine.  No I am not kidding.  I really want to learn to sew.  Stop giggling!  I realize I have no hand-eye coordination, but I'm willing to give it my best shot.

Sincerely,
Ashley

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: karen on 11/09/06 at 9:36 am

Dear Santa

I would like a self-cleaning house, clothes that put themselves away neatly in the drawers and a remote control that works on my kids

I leave you an extra large helping of mince pies and sherry this year

Karen

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/09/06 at 9:37 am

Dear Santa,

I'd like an autographed baseball from the New York Yankees, Seasons 1 & 2 of House on DVD and a lifetime supply of Diet Coke.


Love,
Beth

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/09/06 at 9:39 am

Dear Santa,

I would really love some extra cash so that I could get out of some of this debt that I am in.....but I don't see that happening....so, I will settle for Mama's Family Season 1 on DVD, some really cute panties/bras, and a smokin' new digital camera. :)



Hugs & Kisses,

Erin :)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/09/06 at 9:39 am


Dear Santa,

I'd like an autographed baseball from the New York Yankees, Seasons 1 & 2 of House on DVD and a lifetime supply of Diet Coke.


Love,
Beth


I had a dream last night that House was my doctor, but he was really nice to me.   :-\\

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/09/06 at 9:40 am


I had a dream last night that House was my doctor, but he was really nice to me.  :-\\



I guess you enjoy his brand of bedside manner, eh?  ;)



I love that he's so bitchy.  Just freakin' love it.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/09/06 at 10:04 am



I guess you enjoy his brand of bedside manner, eh?  ;)



I love that he's so bitchy.  Just freakin' love it.


Me too.  It's really refreshing. 

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 11/09/06 at 10:16 am

Dear Santa,


I would love to get a new Bmx bike, I want the S&M L.A.F  frame
With the works, Profile dj cranks, Odyessey wheels with profile ss hubs,
S&M slam bars, S&M little man 22t sprocket, fat boy chain, shadow seat. and primo pedal.

**and a life time supply of taco bell.


love,
Papa Dukes

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: lorac61469 on 11/09/06 at 11:06 am

Dear Santa,

I would like have a bottle of Opium perfume, some Bare Minerals make-up, and a new kitchen...If you can't do the kitchen thing then the first two things are all I want. 

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Jessica on 11/09/06 at 11:08 am

Dear Santa,

Could you please make Social Security and Workman's Comp. to get off their collective asses and do something about my dad's problems with his back and his money. I would also like some money so I could pay some bills and get Jason some small things for Christmas. And if it's not too much trouble, could I be selfish for a minute and ask for a Kitchen-Aid Mixer? You know, the ones that cost $300 and have all those cool attachments and shiznit.

Thank you,
Jessica

Maybe we should be writing these to Oprah. She has more money than God. ;D


SM and Ash, I share your opinion and love of Hugh Laurie. I swear I'd be stalking him if I could afford it. :D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/09/06 at 11:10 am

Dear Santa,


Please bring good health to my dear friend who is in the hospital. Please bring food to all who are hungry and  please bring all the troops home safely.




Cat

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/09/06 at 11:12 am



SM and Ash, I share your opinion and love of Hugh Laurie. I swear I'd be stalking him if I could afford it. :D


Love the banner!  Hugh and NKOTB?  Maybe we should start a club, ladies.


Dear Santa,


Please bring good health to my dear friend who is in the hospital. Please bring food to all who are hungry and  please bring all the troops home safely.




Cat


Well thanks for making us all look like a bunch of jerks.  ;)


Seriously Cat, that's awesome.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/09/06 at 11:31 am


SM and Ash, I share your opinion and love of Hugh Laurie. I swear I'd be stalking him if I could afford it. :D



I love Hugh Laurie.  If I could, I'd embrace more than just the "Hugh love".  I don't know what it is about him.....he's just *rawr*  I'm begging for seasons 1 and 2 of House on DVD.  I might get Season 3 of Blackadder while I'm at it. 

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Jessica on 11/09/06 at 11:33 am



I love Hugh Laurie.  I'm begging for seasons 1 and 2 of House on DVD.  I might get Season 3 of Blackadder while I'm at it. 


I have season 1 of House and am patiently waiting for season 2. We'll probably get it when we get our tax return. I'd love to start getting the Blackadder series as well.

Hmmm...maybe we should start a Hugh Laurie thread. :D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 11/09/06 at 12:32 pm

^^ I love Hugh Laurie, too. I have been watching "House" since the beginning and I think after I saw this weeks episode, I have now declared it my favorite drama on TV. I use to let "CSI: Las Vegas" hold that spot, but this one edges it out by far.

Maybe I will get "House" on DVD for Christmas, too. *crosses fingers* 

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 11/09/06 at 1:53 pm

Dear Santa,

I don't need much this Christmas...just some of my favorite perfume (since I ran out), a gift card so that I can buy some new cosmetics (to replace the old ones I threw out), and maybe a new wallet.  :)


Mahalo,

Karen

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Paul on 11/09/06 at 1:58 pm


SM and Ash, I share your opinion and love of Hugh Laurie. I swear I'd be stalking him if I could afford it. :D


Tsk!

I remember this guy when he was a third-rate comedian! ::)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 11/09/06 at 2:29 pm

Dear Santa Claus,I would like to have Robin(my girlfriend)back into my life again and have a good full time paying job. :)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/09/06 at 2:38 pm


Tsk!

I remember this guy when he was a third-rate comedian! ::)


And now he's a first rate babe.  ;)


Dear Santa Claus,I would like to have Robin(my girlfriend)back into my life again and have a good full time paying job. :)


The second I saw Howard's name, I thought for sure he'd be asking for sex!  ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/09/06 at 2:42 pm

Dear Santa, please disregard what I had asked you for myself earlier in this thread and instead, I'd rather be unselfish and ask you to please bring Lady Di some Victoria's Secret stuff for Christmas. thanks big guy, you rock  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/headbang.gif

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/09/06 at 2:42 pm


Dear Santa, please disregard what I had asked you for myself earlier in this thread and instead, I'd rather be unselfish and ask you to please bring Lady Di some Victoria's Secret stuff for Christmas. thanks big guy, you rock  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/headbang.gif



....because not only would he be bringing her a gift for Christmas....you'd be reaping from the benefits as well! ;)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 11/09/06 at 2:43 pm


And now he's a first rate babe.   ;)

The second I saw Howard's name, I thought for sure he'd be asking for sex!   ;D



That would be my next question ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/09/06 at 2:45 pm



....because not only would he be bringing her a gift for Christmas....you'd be reaping from the benefits as well! ;)
you know you are right Erin, I did not think of that, i was only thinking of her, you believe me right? that's awesome, the gift that keeps on giving  :)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 11/09/06 at 2:50 pm

Dear Santa Claus could you please hang Kevin Federline instead of Saddam Hussein?

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: La Roche on 11/09/06 at 2:52 pm


Dear Santa Claus could you please hang Kevin Federline instead of Saddam Hussein?


HAHAHAHA!! Howard, you about made me choke!  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 11/09/06 at 2:55 pm


HAHAHAHA!! Howard, you about made me choke!  ;D ;D


I'm glad I did. ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 11/09/06 at 3:01 pm


Tsk!

I remember this guy when he was a third-rate comedian! ::)


Well, now he's found his niche in American Culture - a cranky doctor with a limp! That's pretty funny!  ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 11/09/06 at 3:03 pm


Dear Santa,

I would like have a bottle of Opium perfume, some Bare Minerals make-up, and a new kitchen...If you can't do the kitchen thing then the first two things are all I want. 


My boyfriend remodels kitchens, but we're a little too far away  ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: spaceace on 11/09/06 at 3:09 pm

Dear Santa,  This year I would like a silver tea set.  Unlimited downloads off of itunes.  If possible could I also have a gameboy.  thanking you in advance. . . Spaceace :)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/09/06 at 4:00 pm

I think I know Chuck wants for Christmas?

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: lorac61469 on 11/09/06 at 4:14 pm


My boyfriend remodels kitchens, but we're a little too far away  ;D


But I would have to pay him, Santa would do it for free!!  LOL!!

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 11/09/06 at 5:42 pm


But I would have to pay him, Santa would do it for free!!  LOL!!


That's true  ;D But then, how good a carpenter is Santa, eh? I guess he could hire his elves, but you may end up with a very small kitchen.  ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: lorac61469 on 11/09/06 at 6:07 pm


That's true  ;D But then, how good a carpenter is Santa, eh? I guess he could hire his elves, but you may end up with a very small kitchen.  ;D


Santa is magical...and even if the Elves did redo my kitchen it couldn't be much smaller thanit is now. 

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/09/06 at 6:19 pm

Dear Santa,

I would also like to ask for peace, serenity, and goodwill for those in the world today.

(Mainly, so I will no longer have to deal with backbiting and feelings of animus, on either side.)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Dagwood on 11/09/06 at 9:29 pm


Dear Santa,
Can you please, please, please, please bring me, like, the Trivial Pursuit "Totally 80's Edition"?  It would be totally bitchin'.

Thanks


Dear Santa

What she said. :D

Thanks muchly

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/10/06 at 12:28 am


Dear Santa Claus could you please hang Kevin Federline instead of Saddam Hussein?



Sorry.....they both should swing.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/10/06 at 12:47 am

Dear Santa, please give the California Golden Bears of UC Berkeley a trip to the Rose Bowl this year  8)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/10/06 at 2:24 am

Dear Santa, could I have this DVD for Christmas?
http://delta-shopping.de/portal/artikel/pics/072434904719820040514_123957.jpg

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/10/06 at 2:32 am


Dear Santa, could I have this DVD for Christmas?
http://delta-shopping.de/portal/artikel/pics/072434904719820040514_123957.jpg
I had a friend who went to that concert.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/10/06 at 2:33 am


I had a friend who went to that concert.
your friend saw a phenomenal concert. I wish I had

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/10/06 at 2:34 am


your friend saw a phenomenal concert. I wish I had
So do I.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/10/06 at 2:35 am


So do I.
I'll settle for the DVD

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: tomario on 11/10/06 at 3:31 am

dear santa can i have the minogue sisters

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c147/GaryLucia/MinogueSisters.jpg

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: whistledog on 11/10/06 at 4:29 am


dear santa can i have the minogue sisters

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c147/GaryLucia/MinogueSisters.jpg


He is giving me Dannii for Christmas.  I'd give my right eye for her to have my babies 8)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 11/10/06 at 3:43 pm


dear santa can i have the minogue sisters

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c147/GaryLucia/MinogueSisters.jpg



I'll take them both please. ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/10/06 at 5:42 pm

Dear Santa,


I would also like to add to my list.....a copy of the DVD Season 1 of The Ghost Whisperer. I JUST started watching this show, and didn't realize how good it was....man, I wish I would have started watching at season 1. :-\\



anyway.....


Yours till the mountain peeks and sees the salad dressing...


Erin :)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/12/06 at 10:25 pm

Dear Santa Claus,

I wish for a magic rope, so that if one person is holding one end, and the other person is holding the other end....they can pull each other together in an instant.  I want to be able to give this gift to my sister, Beth. ;)



Lovingly,


Erin :)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 11/13/06 at 3:25 pm

Dear Santa

I want a puppy.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 11/13/06 at 3:31 pm


I had a friend who went to that concert.


What year was that?

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 11/13/06 at 3:51 pm

Dear Santa Claus,I want my relationship to continue with Robin,please?  ???  :(

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/13/06 at 4:46 pm

Dear Father Christmas,

I ask that the following things be added to my list:

1. Tickets to the next concert Peter Gabriel has. (My favorite solo artist, and I have never gotten to see him)

2. Acceptance to run "The Amazing Race"

3. 1/2 ton of halibut to be shipped to the person of my choosing- maybe then, they'll get the hint!

4. Peace and laying to rest of certain emotional pain that my family has been suffering with, for 3 yrs.

5. Toast. (No, I can't exactly explain why...)

Thank you!
Your Humble Believer, HtS

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Tam on 12/14/06 at 11:33 am

Dear Santa Claus,

I could ask for many, many things but we both know the only thing I want for Christmas. ;)
So instead, I will ask for:

a new thermostat to be put in my truck >:(
new patio doors for the side of the house :o
those new 3 layer windows that are sooooo expensive but you never have to clean them ::)

oh, and sincere wishes for everyone here to have safe and Happy Holidays, no matter what they celebrate!

Your loyal elf on earth,
Tam

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: KKay on 12/14/06 at 12:57 pm

Make our lives simpler and happier.
Bring me someone to renovate my house and yard.
Go get my relatives and give them a lift to my house...

after the renovation, of course.
Karen

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: La Roche on 12/14/06 at 1:11 pm

Yo, Red dude, hook me up with a new pair of sneakers.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/14/06 at 1:56 pm

Dear Santa,

The only thing I want is Peace on Earth. That's not asking too much is it?




Cat

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 12/14/06 at 3:23 pm

Dear Santa,Could you talk to the supervisor at Babies R Us? ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/14/06 at 9:21 pm

Dear O Holy Christmas Personage I Crimson And Blanc:

I humbly submit the following Christmas wishes, not for me, but for 4 of my fellow "Inthe'00s" members:

Howard: A new pair.
Quirk: A White Christmas.
The Dude: A self-help book, with sage advice.
Bookmistress4ever: The rare 1st edition of whatever book she desires.
nicki_morrissey: The "Platinum" package to the next Morrissey tour- including all-access backstage, and being called up on stage to be serenaded by Morrissey himself.
Meat!- A laying to rest of the "L" subject.
Howard: A new pair.
KtelQueen- A host spot on a new TV show, called "Weekend Disco", which will play for 3 hrs. each wknd.
Spaceace- More interaction with her new friends.
Cat- More beefcake Boo-Tay, or "coulo" shots.
Tubeway General: More faith in his fellow men/women.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/14/06 at 9:22 pm


Dear O Holy Christmas Personage I Crimson And Blanc:

I humbly submit the following Christmas wishes, not for me, but for 4 of my fellow "Inthe'00s" members:

Howard: A new pair.
Quirk: A White Christmas.
The Dude: A self-help book, with sage advice.
Bookmistress4ever: The rare 1st edition of whatever book she desires.
nicki_morrissey: The "Platinum" package to the next Morrissey tour- including all-access backstage, and being called up on stage to be serenaded by Morrissey himself.
Meat!- A laying to rest of the "L" subject.
Howard: A new pair.
KtelQueen- A host spot on a new TV show, called "Weekend Disco", which will play for 3 hrs. each wknd.
Spaceace- More interaction with her new friends.
Cat- More beefcake Boo-Tay, or "coulo" shots.
Tubeway General: More faith in his fellow men/women.



karma for your kindness! :)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/14/06 at 9:28 pm

OK, so it was more than 4, but when you get on a roll, you don't necessarily swap insurance details.

Thank you, Erin!
Yours was sent earlier.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Southern Image on 12/15/06 at 9:37 am

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Sarah's Christmas party. It was Patrick who spiked the punch with too much Hypnotique. I can't help it if I drank 46 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put Jerry's pants on my head and danced the Mosh on the couch while singing `Power & the Passion'. I didn't mean to break Sarah's coffee maker and don't know why Sarah would sue me for shoplifting.

I don't remember calling Kirt's wife a fat goat---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kim's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that tuna.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor's livingroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a stupid bird and have me arrested for scam artist!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all tired and smelly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this skinny stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and away yours,
Mia (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 69 bucks!

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Southern Image on 12/15/06 at 9:38 am

CRAP!! I posted it in the wrong spot. ::)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: karen on 12/15/06 at 10:30 am


CRAP!! I posted it in the wrong spot. ::)


There's an option to delete your own post if this happens.  Too late this time though!  :)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Tam on 12/15/06 at 10:54 am

Dear Santa.

Here are a few ideas for one of my friends. They know who they are! ;)

http://www.scriptfx.com/gallery/computer/laptop.jpg
His very own please


http://www.roadrunneroffers.com/content/3093.gif
Personal service just for him, paid in full for the next 10 years please


http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/UNT/UNT232/129-03347.jpg
For him to go to the east coast or anywhere in the world please


http://www.mavericktimes.com/tickets.jpg
and a lifetime supply of concert tickets to every event for him please!


I know he would appreciate this Santa so please bring them for him.
Again, I am your loyal elf on earth,
Tam

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/15/06 at 11:57 am


Dear O Holy Christmas Personage I Crimson And Blanc:

I humbly submit the following Christmas wishes, not for me, but for 4 of my fellow "Inthe'00s" members:

Howard: A new pair.
Quirk: A White Christmas.
The Dude: A self-help book, with sage advice.
Bookmistress4ever: The rare 1st edition of whatever book she desires.
nicki_morrissey: The "Platinum" package to the next Morrissey tour- including all-access backstage, and being called up on stage to be serenaded by Morrissey himself.
Meat!- A laying to rest of the "L" subject.
Howard: A new pair.
KtelQueen- A host spot on a new TV show, called "Weekend Disco", which will play for 3 hrs. each wknd.
Spaceace- More interaction with her new friends.
Cat- More beefcake Boo-Tay, or "coulo" shots.
Tubeway General: More faith in his fellow men/women.





Oh yeah. You can never have too much beefcake.  ;)  (And karma to you, kind sir.)




Cat

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 12/15/06 at 2:53 pm


Dear O Holy Christmas Personage I Crimson And Blanc:

I humbly submit the following Christmas wishes, not for me, but for 4 of my fellow "Inthe'00s" members:

Howard: A new pair.
Quirk: A White Christmas.
The Dude: A self-help book, with sage advice.
Bookmistress4ever: The rare 1st edition of whatever book she desires.
nicki_morrissey: The "Platinum" package to the next Morrissey tour- including all-access backstage, and being called up on stage to be serenaded by Morrissey himself.
Meat!- A laying to rest of the "L" subject.
Howard: A new pair.
KtelQueen- A host spot on a new TV show, called "Weekend Disco", which will play for 3 hrs. each wknd.
Spaceace- More interaction with her new friends.
Cat- More beefcake Boo-Tay, or "coulo" shots.
Tubeway General: More faith in his fellow men/women.




A new "pair" of what? ???

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/15/06 at 4:05 pm



A new "pair" of what? ???



teets. :D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/15/06 at 6:45 pm



A new "pair" of what? ???



Balls, Howard.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 12/16/06 at 7:24 am



Balls, Howard.


I don't have any. :(

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/16/06 at 8:10 am



Balls, Howard.
To hang on the tree?

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: JamieMcBain on 12/16/06 at 10:31 am


Dear Santa Claus could you please hang Kevin Federline instead of Saddam Hussein?


I'm with you on that one!  ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: JamieMcBain on 12/16/06 at 10:33 am

I want an HD DVD player and possibly a X-Box 360!

Oh.... and for K-Fed to never release another album ever again.  ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 12/17/06 at 4:56 pm


To hang on the tree?


not my fleshy balls? :o

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 12/17/06 at 4:56 pm

Could you please bring sexy back? ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/17/06 at 8:39 pm

Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year.  If it isn't too much trouble, could you bring me some of the following?

Prada Perfume
A party to go to on New Years Eve
A new hairstyle (cause I'm tired of what I've got but don't know what to do to it.)
Enough money to pay off all my bills
A vacation somewhere warm and not in a war zone
Another kitty cat
Several DVDs that I want:
    Fame:the 1st season television show
    Fantasy Island:the 1st season
    Are you afraid of the dark?:1st season
    Mulberry:complete show on DVD
    The Muppet Show on DVD
More 70s and 80s music on CD
An exciting new life in time for my 20th high school reunion in Sept. 2007
A years' supply of movie tickets
A house (paid off) would be nice too - but that would be hard to fit in the sleigh

oh and happiness, love,  peace and prosperity to all my friends and family (and to anyone that needs it really)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: spaceace on 12/22/06 at 10:17 am


Dear Santa,  This year I would like a silver tea set.  Unlimited downloads off of itunes.  If possible could I also have a gameboy.  thanking you in advance. . . Spaceace :)


Now that I've had time to think about it I also would like the following. . .

Mama's Family DVD

A TV. (I only have the laptop ,you know)

A year's supply of Pizza Hut pizza

I would also like to go to the Isle of Skye in Scotland, so I can see Dunvegan Castle.

    I know that may sound like a lot, but I think it worth keeping me happy! :)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: La Roche on 12/22/06 at 10:23 am

..please give me a new sweatshirt. Preferably one with a V neck that isn't itchy... and maybe that has something cool on the front. Like..err.. a decapitated corpse or something.

Thank you.

Oh.. and please give me lots of beer.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: KKay on 12/22/06 at 10:40 am

cash. and a few passports.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 12/22/06 at 3:49 pm

Can I get a job at The North Pole full time?

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: deadrockstar on 12/22/06 at 4:04 pm

Dear Santa Clause,
Bring me a little luck, I need it! :D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/22/06 at 4:05 pm


Can I get a job at The North Pole full time?


Silly Howie, you're not short enough to be an elf.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/22/06 at 4:10 pm


Can I get a job at The North Pole full time?


You want to be a North Pole dancer?
:o

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 12/22/06 at 4:47 pm


You want to be a North Pole dancer?
:o


Do stock work up there. ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/22/06 at 4:55 pm

Santa-

As a last minute-thought, I'd like the following:

Blinders
Ear Plugs
Dark Glasses

If you're wondering why, please see "Howard's Postings".
Thanks! :D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 12/22/06 at 5:05 pm


Santa-

As a last minute-thought, I'd like the following:

Blinders
Ear Plugs
Dark Glasses

If you're wondering why, please see "Howard's Postings".
Thanks! :D


HA! ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: La Roche on 12/22/06 at 11:56 pm


cash. and a few passports.


$50 honey. 50% off cus you make me go funny in my pants.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/23/06 at 3:43 pm


$50 honey. 50% off cus you make me go funny in my pants.


That shows your "sweet-talking" nature, does it?

*shoves a can of Nitro-9 down Davey's shirt, and running like hell*

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/21/07 at 3:21 am

Write to Santa Claus now, be the first in the queue!

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: NbC on 09/21/07 at 3:44 am

Dear Santa,

Please bring me a.....

80g iPod Classic (black okay, silver won't do)
desktop computer
Wii with a few good games
My car needs a new paint job because I just scratched it with my key the other day  >:(
and new tires too

And Santa, a stress free year would be wonderful.  If you can't provide that I guess I will need some botox.


Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: statsqueen on 09/21/07 at 7:50 am

Dear Santa,

A man, please.  I would prefer one who is single, heterosexual, intelligent, can communicate about his feelings/problems in a non-plysical way, loves jazz, is caring/loving, can carry on a conversation, is strong, loves American football, and is affectionate.

I will settle for breathing.

Thank you,

Amy

;)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/21/07 at 8:04 am

Dear Santa,


All I want is honesty and loyalty from someone. I want to be someone's #1 and only love. It would be nice to be able to feel that for the first time.


All the best,

Erin

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: statsqueen on 09/21/07 at 9:19 am


Dear Santa,


All I want is honesty and loyalty from someone. I want to be someone's #1 and only love. It would be nice to be able to feel that for the first time.


All the best,

Erin




Hope Santa makes it happen, Erin!  You deserve the best.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: La Roche on 09/21/07 at 10:17 am

Dear Santa..

We have the North Pole surrounded.

Let go of the little elves and drop the candy.

Come out with $20,000 in small unmarked bills and the keys to your sleigh and we will return Mrs. Claus.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/21/07 at 11:06 am

Dear Santa,

This is my letter from last year.



Dear Santa,

The only thing I want is Peace on Earth. That's not asking too much is it?




Cat



I am still waiting. But, I do have an additional want this year. I want all my friends at Inthe00s to be well, be happy, and have all they desire and need.



Cat

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: statsqueen on 09/21/07 at 11:20 am

And to you!!!!



Dear Santa,

This is my letter from last year.



I am still waiting. But, I do have an additional want this year. I want all my friends at Inthe00s to be well, be happy, and have all they desire and need.



Cat

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 09/21/07 at 2:05 pm

Dear Santa,I want Full Time and I want to lose my virginity!

"nuff said". ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/21/07 at 2:55 pm

Senor Santa Claus-

Gearing up for the Holidays a bit earlier this year, I realize there's a few things I would like:

-A recording contract (still waiting on this one, Bubie!)
-My Blazer to pass smog, so it can finally be registered(!)
-To be accepted onto a gameshow that I have submitted for
-Positive well-being for my "In the '00s" compadres
-The newest Stakka Bo album, "J.R."

Those are what I can come up with.
Tahnks!
-Wayne

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: NbC on 09/21/07 at 8:44 pm


Dear Santa,

A man, please.  I would prefer one who is single, heterosexual, intelligent, can communicate about his feelings/problems in a non-plysical way, loves jazz, is caring/loving, can carry on a conversation, is strong, loves American football, and is affectionate.

I will settle for breathing.

Thank you,

Amy

;)


Santa, I want one of those too.  ;)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 09/22/07 at 12:33 pm

Dear Santa Claus,Could you buy me an engagement ring? ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/22/07 at 4:17 pm

Here's my list from last year.. Gosh Santa completely ignored me.  I only got one thing on my list.  The Fame first season on DVD.  :\'(  Wonder why he's ticked at me?  I didn't have a fire going in the fireplace on Christmas Eve, I'm certain of that.  I guess I'm reuse the old list.  I'm into recycling.  ;)

Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year.  If it isn't too much trouble, could you bring me some of the following?

Prada Perfume
A party to go to on New Years Eve
A new hairstyle (cause I'm tired of what I've got but don't know what to do to it.)
Enough money to pay off all my bills
A vacation somewhere warm and not in a war zone
Another kitty cat
Several DVDs that I want:
    Fame:the 1st season television show
    Fantasy Island:the 1st season
    Are you afraid of the dark?:1st season
    Mulberry:complete show on DVD
    The Muppet Show on DVD
More 70s and 80s music on CD
An exciting new life in time for my 20th high school reunion in Sept. 2007
A years' supply of movie tickets
A house (paid off) would be nice too - but that would be hard to fit in the sleigh

oh and happiness, love,  peace and prosperity to all my friends and family (and to anyone that needs it really

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/22/07 at 5:04 pm


Dear Santa Claus,Could you buy me an engagement ring? ;D


hahaa...I have one that I am now currently trying to sell.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Step-chan on 09/22/07 at 8:51 pm

Dear Santa...

I want a stick, so I can burn it for heat!

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/23/07 at 4:47 am


Dear Santa...

I want a stick, so I can burn it for heat!


And a real-live Catgirl, so he can prove they exist before Gargamel proves the existence of Smurfs.

:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :o ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 09/23/07 at 7:20 am


hahaa...I have one that I am now currently trying to sell.



Ooh,how Much,Erin? ;D

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/23/07 at 6:39 pm



Ooh,how Much,Erin? ;D



Well, I know I'll never get what I paid for it...but I'm still asking/needing a good bit out of it. I have to call some local jewelry stores and see if they take rings to be sold.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/24/07 at 3:30 am



Well, I know I'll never get what I paid for it...but I'm still asking/needing a good bit out of it. I have to call some local jewelry stores and see if they take rings to be sold.


I think he's going somewhere with it, Erin.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/24/07 at 6:58 am


I think he's going somewhere with it, Erin.



;D ;D

I don't think he could afford what I am trying to get out of it though.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: La Roche on 09/24/07 at 11:05 am

Dear Mr. Santa Claus I live in the hood, were people do bad but they say it's all good.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 09/24/07 at 3:18 pm



;D ;D

I don't think he could afford what I am trying to get out of it though.



Let's negoiate! ;)

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Howard on 09/24/07 at 3:19 pm

Dear Mr.Claus,Could you get me a Full Time Job? :(

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/17/07 at 5:46 pm


Dear Mr.Claus,Could you get me a Full Time Job? :(
Your wishes were granted before Christmas.

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: KKay on 11/17/07 at 5:49 pm

Dear Santa:

I would like all the things on my amazon wish list....plus some peace, a nice place to live, an immortal dog, and cash and prizes.

too much too soon?

Subject: Re: Dear Santa Claus...

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/17/07 at 6:13 pm

I am locking this thread.

Please continue on the new Dear Santa Thread.

Merry Christmas to one and all.

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