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Subject: Your worst kiss

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/11/06 at 10:54 pm

OK...here is where you describe that one, most horrible kiss that you've ever encountered.



I was in Jr. high and there was this kid who liked me. We went to the school picnic together with a bunch of friends. So, we decide to ride this haunted boat ride type thing, and he goes in a gives me a peck on the lips.....then, he tries to come back again for a more passionate lip lock....but I intercept. You see...he smelled like old hamburgers, and I did not want that in my mouth...so I simply turned my head and pretended that he didn't exist. LOL! ;D :D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Rice_Cube on 12/11/06 at 10:55 pm

Hmmm...I've never had a kiss so bad that I would actually remember how bad it was.

I love my wife.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/11/06 at 10:56 pm

My worst kiss and the best kiss are one in the same. I don't even count them. It was in Kindergarten, and I didn't even like her in the appropriate way for kissing. She was more like a friend. :D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: whistledog on 12/11/06 at 11:30 pm

That one night with Raoul.  His beard was all rough and it felt itchy against my ...

oops, I think i've said too much  :-\\























































:D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/11/06 at 11:31 pm


That one night with Raoul.  His beard was all rough and it felt itchy against my ...

oops, I think i've said too much  :-\\























































:D




you a freak! :o ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Brian06 on 12/11/06 at 11:32 pm

This girl kissed me, just on the cheek in 4th grade, almost 10 years ago, behind the dumpster on the playground and I ran around the playground screaming like an idiot. Very embarrassing moment.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Abix on 12/12/06 at 12:22 am


That one night with Raoul.  His beard was all rough and it felt itchy against my ...

oops, I think i've said too much  :-\\























































:D



Hmm you should jump over on the NO HOLDS BARRED Conversation.. in the Ask me  threads... this would fit right in there.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Abix on 12/12/06 at 12:24 am

my worst kiss was without a doubt, this guy named Troy when I was in highschool... I was a senior.. he was a junior.. and he didn't know how to use his tongue. He would just jam the thing down your throat.. and plus he didn't floss very well  cuz he had funky halitosis. Needless to say I didn't kiss him more than once. 

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Tia on 12/12/06 at 12:27 am


Hmm you should jump over on the NO HOLDS BARRED Conversation.. in the Ask me  threads... this would fit right in there.
hush up girl! i got lots of deleting to do tomorrow when i sober up.  ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Abix on 12/12/06 at 12:31 am


hush up girl! i got lots of deleting to do tomorrow when i sober up.  ;D


oh come on.. I thought it was very noble of you.. nothing better than drunk gay kissing.  :P

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 12/12/06 at 12:56 am

I was seeing this girl last year who's idea of kissing was basically just to suck on my bottom lip. Didn't do anything for me whatsoever.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Abix on 12/12/06 at 12:57 am


I was seeing this girl last year who's idea of kissing was basically just to suck on my bottom lip. Didn't do anything for me whatsoever.


a little sucking and biting on the lower lip is hot.. but exclusively.. no.. it wouldn't do the trick.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 12/12/06 at 1:06 am


a little sucking and biting on the lower lip is hot.. but exclusively.. no.. it wouldn't do the trick.
Well yeah, I like a girl who mixes things up a bit (and I try to do the same), but no. She was a lousy kisser, and that's a turnoff to me.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/12/06 at 2:27 am

ain't got one. They wuz all good!

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Abix on 12/12/06 at 2:29 am


ain't got one. They wuz all good!


lucky you.. ! Your path never crossed with Troy.. Ugh!!

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/12/06 at 2:34 am


lucky you.. ! Your path never crossed with Troy.. Ugh!!
yeah, the Troy story sounds gnarly. you need to delete that image from your mental file. I really never had any bad ones. I was always willing to coach my partner as needed.  Actually there was one bad one, I think it was 7th grade, we had a special CPR instruction class and had to give mouth to mouth to the dummy and i remember this kid yelling, hey look at Mike, he's making out with the doll  :o  and I pulled away abruptly. 

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Abix on 12/12/06 at 2:37 am


yeah, the Troy story sounds gnarly. you need to delete that image from your mental file. I really never had any bad ones. I was always willing to coach my partner as needed.  Actually there was one bad one, I think it was 7th grade, we had a special CPR instruction class and had to give mouth to mouth to the dummy and i remember this kid yelling, hey look at Mike, he's making out with the doll  :o  and I pulled away abruptly. 


Yeah, slipping the tongue to Resusci-Annie just isn't something you want to get caught doing :P  :D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Gis on 12/12/06 at 6:42 am


This girl kissed me, just on the cheek in 4th grade, almost 10 years ago, behind the dumpster on the playground and I ran around the playground screaming like an idiot. Very embarrassing moment.
;D  ;D You probably scarred her for life poor girl!

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 12/12/06 at 6:45 am

I would have to say the guy who slobbered so much, I had a little in my nose :o

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Gis on 12/12/06 at 6:47 am

Ok so my worst one was probably my first proper kiss too, luckily it didnt put me off for life! A bloke called 'Daz' at a party it was horrible, just HORRIBLE. Too much tongue, too much saliva,I won't go on it was just bleugh, bleugh, bleugh.


The best one however................now there's a kiss to remember, and sadly it wasn't from my beloved, he comes a close second though  :-[    

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 12/12/06 at 6:57 am



The best one however................now there's a kiss to remember, and sadly it wasn't from my beloved, he comes a close second though  :-[   
I don't remember my "best" one :-[

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: spaceace on 12/12/06 at 7:56 am

A kid in third grade tried to kiss me.  I don't think he ever forgave me for that bruise I gave him. :)

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: lorac61469 on 12/12/06 at 12:02 pm

I will never forget it...John-James was my first boyfriend but not the first guy I kissed so I had some idea of the way a kiss should be.  JJ did not.  He was about a foot taller than me and by the time I could move away I had his saliva running down my neck.   :o We broke up shortly after that. 

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Gis on 12/12/06 at 12:10 pm


I will never forget it...John-James was my first boyfriend but not the first guy I kiossed so I had some idea of the way a kiss should be.  JJ did not.  He was about a foot taller than me and by the time I could move away I had his saliva running down my neck.  :o We broke up shortly after that. 
:P

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: La Roche on 12/12/06 at 12:15 pm

In high school.. about 3 weeks before I graduated. Liam Cohen's sister. Urgh, she had no idea, she basically sucked on my face and then flopped a tounge in to my mouth. Uncomfortable to say the least.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: deadrockstar on 12/12/06 at 12:17 pm

I guess my worst kiss ever is no kiss. :P

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/12/06 at 1:38 pm

worst kiss is probably February 2005 when I kissed you know who the first time and she bit my lower lip as we frenched in a private corner away from the crowd.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: KKay on 12/12/06 at 1:46 pm

ugh. my first when playing spin the bottle in 7th grade.  the guys thought they should just move their jaws with their mouths closed. so weird.
the other was from a guy i actually went with for a while. full of spit. gross. but he was nice so i ignored it.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/12/06 at 2:22 pm


ain't got one. They wuz all good!


You have to have at least one bad kiss

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/12/06 at 3:00 pm

My worst kiss was in 8th grade when I hung out with the "bad" crowd. They never rubbed off on me, though, so I never really fit in. They had a party at my friend Heather's place, complete with alcohol and whatnot. I only drank a little bit, I was still innocent in those days XD

My sister's ex-boyfriend Keith came in *shudders* and wanted to talk to me in the bathroom. He was stoned (not me, I didn't try weed till 3 years later) and he had some horrible cottonmouth. He kissed me (why, I don't know) and his spit was like, almost sticky, and all around my mouth. It was the grossest thing ever.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: deadrockstar on 12/12/06 at 3:08 pm

I need to kiss someone I want to be able to share a story.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Apricot on 12/12/06 at 3:20 pm


I need to kiss someone I want to be able to share a story.


I'm just waiting right here...

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Apricot on 12/12/06 at 3:21 pm

Anyway, on a related note..

Mine was about a year ago.. it was my first, regrettably... she just sorta ran her lower lip into me and moved it a bit.. it wasn't really a kiss as much as it was her lip more or less backhanding me.. it was confusing. But I think it was a kiss.. or it was supposed to be.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: deadrockstar on 12/12/06 at 3:27 pm


I'm just waiting right here...


Oh baby where have you been all my life :P

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Apricot on 12/12/06 at 3:28 pm


Oh baby where have you been all my life :P


PSYCH!

You wouldn't know what to do with me.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: deadrockstar on 12/12/06 at 3:30 pm


PSYCH!

You wouldn't know what to do with me.


You're right.  :\'(

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: whistledog on 12/12/06 at 3:30 pm

Oh where oh where can my baby be
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world

We were out on a date in my daddy's car
We hadn't driven very far
There in the road straight ahead
A car was stalled the engine was dead
I couldn't stop so I swerved to the right
I'll never forget the sound that night
The screaming tires the busting glass
The painful scream that I heard last

Oh where oh where can my baby be
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world

When I woke up the rain was pouring down
There were people standing all around
Something warm flowing in my eyes
But somehow I found my baby sometime that night
I lifted her head and then she smiled and said
Hold me darling just a little while
I held her close I kissed her our worst kiss
I found the love that I knew i have missed
Well now she's gone even though I hold her tight
I lost my love my life that night

Oh where oh where can my baby be
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Apricot on 12/12/06 at 3:33 pm

Damn, that's a sad song.. I always hate hearing that one, kinda bums me out.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/12/06 at 4:17 pm


Damn, that's a sad song.. I always hate hearing that one, kinda bums me out.


Whose version?

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: La Roche on 12/12/06 at 4:48 pm


Whose version?


Pearl Jam, no doubt. Everyone makes fun of me for loving Pearl Jam.. henceforth, I love them even more!

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/12/06 at 5:04 pm


Pearl Jam, no doubt. Everyone makes fun of me for loving Pearl Jam.. henceforth, I love them even more!



I love Pearl Jam too, but no one makes fun of me...

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Mare on 12/12/06 at 5:17 pm

1982 - Music Camp - A trumpet player called Marc.
Let's just say he ate my whole face  :P

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: La Roche on 12/12/06 at 5:20 pm


1982 - Music Camp - A trumpet player called Marc.
Let's just say he ate my whole face  :P


TRUMPET PLAYERS ARE THE BOMB! Some of us are good kissers, strong lips.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: La Roche on 12/12/06 at 5:20 pm



I love Pearl Jam too, but no one makes fun of me...


Psshhhaa, you're lucky!

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Mare on 12/12/06 at 5:22 pm


Pearl Jam, no doubt. Everyone makes fun of me for loving Pearl Jam.. henceforth, I love them even more!


The best concert of my LIFE was Pearl Jam in Seattle.
December 9th, 2002

The played Elderly Woman....it gave me goosebumps

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Mare on 12/12/06 at 5:24 pm


TRUMPET PLAYERS ARE THE BOMB! Some of us are good kissers, strong lips.


I think he watched too much porn as a teenager...

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: La Roche on 12/12/06 at 6:03 pm


I think he watched too much porn as a teenager...


I think we all did.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/13/06 at 3:35 am


You have to have at least one bad kiss
nope, my girlfriends knew what they were doing. in the early years this one chick in 4th grade Sandy Q, she just rushed up from behind me and planted one on my neck, so there was no actual lip contact. but it wasn't bad  ;D 

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 5:41 pm


nope, my girlfriends knew what they were doing. in the early years this one chick in 4th grade Sandy Q, she just rushed up from behind me and planted one on my neck, so there was no actual lip contact. but it wasn't bad  ;D 



You should've frenched her Mike

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/13/06 at 5:43 pm



You should've frenched her Mike


...In fourth grade?

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 5:52 pm


...In fourth grade?



Well,It's a start

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/13/06 at 5:54 pm



Well,It's a start


Yeah, a horrible start.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/13/06 at 5:55 pm



Well,It's a start



That's too early for french kissing, Howard.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 6:12 pm



That's too early for french kissing, Howard.



I know.. ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/13/06 at 6:12 pm



I know.. ;D



Then why did you say he should have done it.......

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 6:13 pm



Then why did you say he should have done it.......


To catch her off guard

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/13/06 at 6:21 pm



You should've frenched her Mike
I didn't see it coming, we were lining up on the blacktop to go back to class & in 4th grade I was only 9 years old & didn't kiss yet but 5th grade was a banner year as I was kissing 2 giirls Brenda & Linda, **twins**  but the kisses weren't bad, so still no bad  kisses for me.
did you french kiss when you were 9 Howard?

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 6:22 pm


I didn't see it coming, we were lining up on the blacktop to go back to class & in 4th grade I was only 9 years old & didn't kiss yet but 5th grade was a banner year as I was kissing 2 giirls Brenda & Linda, **twins**  but the kisses weren't bad, so still no bad  kisses for me.
did you french kiss when you were 9 Howard?


In 1983,never did.I was too shy to. ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/13/06 at 6:23 pm


In 1983,never did.I was too shy to. ;D
it's a good thing, or you may have been sent home by the principal  ;D 

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/13/06 at 6:24 pm


I didn't see it coming, we were lining up on the blacktop to go back to class & in 4th grade I was only 9 years old & didn't kiss yet but 5th grade was a banner year as I was kissing 2 giirls Brenda & Linda, **twins**  but the kisses weren't bad, so still no bad  kisses for me.
did you french kiss when you were 9 Howard?


My mom and grandmother's names are Brenda and Linda. Irrelevant, but interesting.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/13/06 at 6:25 pm


My mom and grandmother's names are Brenda and Linda. Irrelevant, but interesting.
omg you're my grandaughter.  :o

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/13/06 at 6:26 pm


omg you're my grandaughter.  :o



CREEEEEEPY.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/13/06 at 6:30 pm



CREEEEEEPY.
I think it'd be amazing to find out something like that.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 6:30 pm


it's a good thing, or you may have been sent home by the principal  ;D 



I was 9 Years old

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/13/06 at 6:31 pm


I think it'd be amazing to find out something like that.



I don't know if you're old enough to be her grandpa, so I think you're okay.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/13/06 at 6:32 pm



I don't know if you're old enough to be her grandpa, so I think you're okay.


Darn. I was right about to pack up my stuff and go meet my grandfather.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/13/06 at 6:32 pm


Darn. I was right about to pack up my stuff and go meet my grandfather.



I'm sure he wouldn't mind you showing up anyway.  ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/13/06 at 6:37 pm



I don't know if you're old enough to be her grandpa, so I think you're okay.
I think I am old enough, she's what 18-19? I'm 50, oh yeah, easily.  that is creepy  :o  the twins Brenda & Linda were just my 5th grade girlfriends. I didn't start thinking seriously about makin babies until 6th grade   ;D


Darn. I was right about to pack up my stuff and go meet my grandfather.
I would have been so proud to be your  gulp  grandfather. 



I'm sure he wouldn't mind you showing up anyway.  ;D
I would love it. I'd read books to her and take her for ice cream  ok,,,, I'm creeping myself out  :o

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/13/06 at 6:43 pm

There's nothing creepy about ice cream. I like... ice cream...

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/13/06 at 9:19 pm


There's nothing creepy about ice cream. I like... ice cream...
I like ice cream too, our freezer will attest to that. :) there's tons.  We buy 1/2 gallons, but one friend always brings over like 2 to 4 boxes of haggen daz bars.  If you were my long lost granddaughter you would have been welcomed like royalty.  as it is, you gotta settle for being my adopted daughter. Sister Morphine was right, I am too young to be your GD.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/14/06 at 3:45 pm


There's nothing creepy about ice cream. I like... ice cream...


you kissed ice Cream? :o  ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/14/06 at 3:46 pm


you kissed ice Cream? :o  ;D



......

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/14/06 at 4:03 pm



......


no comment? ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/14/06 at 4:03 pm


no comment? ;D



No, not quite.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/15/06 at 3:19 pm

My kisses were always "wet". :P

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/15/06 at 3:26 pm

I have never had a bad kiss unless it's one of my uncles giving me a good-by kiss and their mustasche scratches my cheek.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/15/06 at 3:27 pm

What about "french" ones Hot Stuff? ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/15/06 at 3:27 pm


What about "french" ones Hot Stuff? ;D


French kisses are fine with me, but of course, not with my uncle  ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/15/06 at 3:28 pm


French kisses are fine with me, but of course, not with my uncle  ;D



And thank God for that.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/15/06 at 3:31 pm


French kisses are fine with me, but of course, not with my uncle  ;D



No I meant with your significant other HS. ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/15/06 at 3:38 pm



No I meant with your significant other HS. ;D


Yeah, yes, I do.. very enjoyable.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/15/06 at 3:39 pm


Yeah, yes, I do.. very enjoyable.



I enjoy a nice french kiss with someone I know ;D ;)

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/15/06 at 3:42 pm



I enjoy a nice french kiss with someone I know ;D ;)



Who?  I thought Robin wasn't with you anymore.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Apricot on 12/15/06 at 3:44 pm


I enjoy a nice french kiss with someone I know ;D ;)


Dominic?

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/15/06 at 3:45 pm


Dominic?


Yikes!  :o

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/15/06 at 3:49 pm



Who?  I thought Robin wasn't with you anymore.


"temporary breakup" not permanent

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/15/06 at 3:50 pm


"temporary breakup" not permanent


Well even in that situation, you're not making out with her.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 12/15/06 at 3:52 pm


Well even in that situation, you're not making out with her.


Unless it's over the phone or in my dreams. ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/03/07 at 10:55 pm

hahahah...this thread is hilarious! ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Marty McFly on 11/03/07 at 11:04 pm

I can't say any were the worst 'cause I tend to think anything like that is sweet (I've only had a few though lol, and I've never initated them).

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Midas on 11/04/07 at 1:11 am

One girl I dated back in high school had kisses that tasted like bad chocolate.  Technique good, flavour bad. :P

Oh yeah, the worst kiss was from another girl I dated for about a week in high school.  She kissed so bad I nearly forgot about her  :D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 11/04/07 at 6:38 am

I don't think I've never had a worst kiss.My kisses were always wet and slobbery with loads of saliva.In fact,Robin enjoys the tongue now. ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: KKay on 11/04/07 at 4:01 pm

i used to see a guy that was just wayyyyyyy too juicy.  so gross.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: loki 13 on 11/04/07 at 5:38 pm

I'll try to describe this the best I can, for as worse kiss is concerned there were a few people involved.

My friend and I were about 12 and we were seeing cousins so the four of us were together a lot. It was
going to be his first real kiss. When he was about to kiss his girlfriend he sort of stood on his toes, with his
arms wide he sort of reached for her in slow motion. He looked liked an astronaut during a spacewalk. This
made me roar uncontrollably, trouble is, I was kissing my girlfriend at the time. Why my eyes were open I
don't know, but I do know I tried to suppress the laugh at first and wound up spitting in her mouth, which
made her mad, I was laughing at my friend, which made him mad, his first kiss ruined made his girlfriend mad.
I had everyone mad at me, but that's okay because thinking about that night still makes me laugh.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: lorac61469 on 11/04/07 at 7:11 pm


My kisses were always wet and slobbery with loads of saliva.


I think I'm gonna puke.  8-P 8-P 8-P

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/04/07 at 7:11 pm


I think I'm gonna puke.   8-P 8-P 8-P



ya...that is rather "hurl-worthy" ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 11/05/07 at 10:30 am


I think I'm gonna puke.   8-P 8-P 8-P


Why puke? Don't you like a sloppy french kiss? ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: karen on 11/05/07 at 10:46 am


Why puke? Don't you like a sloppy french kiss? ;D


No.  It's possible to French kiss without it being sloppy.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 11/05/07 at 2:51 pm


No.  It's possible to French kiss without it being sloppy.


Just stick your tongue down your mate's throat. ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: lorac61469 on 11/05/07 at 3:19 pm


Just stick your tongue down your mate's throat. ;D


Man, you've got it all wrong. 

French kissing should be passionate not sloppy.  Kissing should never be sloppy unless you're giving a kiss to your two year old who just ate a bowl of spaghetti, then it's O.K..

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/05/07 at 6:26 pm


Man, you've got it all wrong. 

French kissing should be passionate not sloppy.  Kissing should never be sloppy unless you're giving a kiss to your two year old who just ate a bowl of spaghetti, then it's O.K..


Or a one-night stand... But... that's not okay.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/05/07 at 8:47 pm


Just stick your tongue down your mate's throat. ;D



comments like this make me glad that I am not Robin. ;)

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 11/06/07 at 7:14 am



comments like this make me glad that I am not Robin. ;)


Yeah,me too. ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Green Lantern on 11/06/07 at 7:29 am


i used to see a guy that was just wayyyyyyy too juicy.  so gross.



What ?


You dated ....



















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Ugh !  8-P .... Where's that tongue been !  :P ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 11/06/07 at 8:19 am


Man, you've got it all wrong. 

French kissing should be passionate not sloppy.  Kissing should never be sloppy unless you're giving a kiss to your two year old who just ate a bowl of spaghetti, then it's O.K..


Then what if it's too much slobber?

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/06/07 at 8:20 am


Then what if it's too much slobber?



then suck it up, boy. Nobody likes to feel like they are being kissed by a dog! ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 11/06/07 at 8:22 am



then suck it up, boy. Nobody likes to feel like they are being kissed by a dog! ;D


She wipes my saliva right on my shirt :P.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/06/07 at 8:22 am


She wipes my saliva right on my shirt :P.


do you blame her?

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Green Lantern on 11/06/07 at 8:23 am


Then what if it's too much slobber?


It might be welcome 'slobber' if they've just crawled through the Sahara desert?  :-\\  Slurp, slurp ?  :D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 11/06/07 at 8:24 am


do you blame her?


Yeah,I agree I'm a little bit too fast when it comes to frenching.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/06/07 at 8:25 am


Yeah,I agree I'm a little bit too fast when it comes to frenching.



You don't have to slobber when you kiss like that, ya know!

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Green Lantern on 11/06/07 at 8:30 am



You don't have to slobber when you kiss like that, ya know!


We men are mostly 'dogs'.  We are re-incarnated dogs. We like to slobber like dogs ... and roll over to ... uhm ... be petted like dogs!  :o  :P Ooh ! I'm slobbering just at the thought !  ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/06/07 at 8:32 am


We men are mostly 'dogs'.  We are re-incarnated dogs. We like to slobber like dogs ... and roll over to ... uhm ... be petted like dogs!   :o   :P Ooh ! I'm slobbering just at the thought !  ;D



pervy much? ;D :D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 11/06/07 at 8:34 am



You don't have to slobber when you kiss like that, ya know!


Well,you're not me Erin. ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 11/06/07 at 8:35 am


We men are mostly 'dogs'.  We are re-incarnated dogs. We like to slobber like dogs ... and roll over to ... uhm ... be petted like dogs!   :o   :P Ooh ! I'm slobbering just at the thought !  ;D


And we pant like dogs too.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/06/07 at 9:17 am

Gross?

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/06/07 at 9:18 am


Well,you're not me Erin. ;D



I just KNEW there was something that I could thank my "lucky" stars for. ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Marty McFly on 11/06/07 at 8:12 pm


We men are mostly 'dogs'.  We are re-incarnated dogs. We like to slobber like dogs ... and roll over to ... uhm ... be petted like dogs!   :o   :P Ooh ! I'm slobbering just at the thought !  ;D


For the record, I'm a young guy and I'm nothing like that. ;) Even if that Fountains of Wayne song fits me really well, lol.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Green Lantern on 11/06/07 at 9:40 pm


We men are mostly 'dogs'.  We are re-incarnated dogs. We like to slobber like dogs ... and roll over to ... uhm ... be petted like dogs!  :o  :P Ooh ! I'm slobbering just at the thought !  ;D



For the record, I'm a young guy and I'm nothing like that. ;) Even if that Fountains of Wayne song fits me really well, lol.


I have only one thing to say to that ^ .  >:( >:( >:( Well, actually, maybe two !























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Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 11/06/07 at 11:13 pm

I don't really remember any bad kisses.

Well at least not while I was dating age anyways.

I remember lots of icky, terrible, yucky, awful kisses from male relatives when I was 9.  But that is all I have to say about that.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 11/07/07 at 7:02 am


Gross?


So you've never had a worst kiss?

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Green Lantern on 11/07/07 at 7:07 am

If you want 'tongue down the throat' .... tickling your knickers ..... I'm your man ! :D  (Well .. that was addressed  to the women ... not the men !  >:( :P ).  ;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 11/07/07 at 7:15 am


If you want 'tongue down the throat' .... tickling your knickers ..... I'm your man ! :D  (Well .. that was addressed  to the women ... not the men !  >:( :P ).   ;D


Sorry I don't swing that way.

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Green Lantern on 11/07/07 at 7:22 am


Sorry I don't swing that way.



(Well .. that was addressed  to the women ... not the men !  >:( :P ).  ;D





to repeat ... just in case you're hard of hearing, Howard ......






(Well .. that was addressed  to the women ... not the men ! >:( :P ).  ;D


:P




Or is their something you'd like to confess. Had a recent operation, Howard ?  ???  :P

;D

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Howard on 11/07/07 at 7:24 am





to repeat ... just in case you're hard of hearing, Howard ......





:P




Or is their something you'd like to confess. Had a recent operation, Howard ?  ???  :P

;D



No,I still have mine,do you have yours?

Subject: Re: Your worst kiss

Written By: Green Lantern on 11/07/07 at 7:30 am



No,I still have mine,do you have yours?


It was there the last time I gave it a tug. Then another (just to check it was still there). Then another (just to check it was still there). Then another (just to check it was still there)...........

Shortly after that ..... I decided to buy shares in 'Kleenex' .......

:P :D ;D

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