Name something totally crazy that you would do for a million dollars.....

Two chicks at the same time.

Oh WAIT..."for", not "with".  My bad.

Uh...Davey and Tia know.  I think my asking price went to $1.5M though.

Wear a Red Sox jersey.  But it must be clean, and not touched by a Red Sox fan.  I must pick it out, and the only acceptable number I would wear is 27, as that belonged to Carlton Fisk and he's my dad's favorite player. 

I would not wear the matching hat, as I don't want my hair to fall out.



Edit:  Please note that I do not have a problem with Red Sox fans or their paraphenalia, per se......it's just as a Yankee fan, wearing enemy colors is a serious task to undertake.

Go to a KOЯN concert, wearing a T-Shirt that says "I ♥ HANSON". 

Hey, for a million bucks, you gotta make it tough, and what's more challenging than getting beaten to a pulp ;D

Now, I'm anal and fiscally conservative enough to live off the interest of a million dollars alone (I'd stick it into a high yield savings account and siphon off the interest every year) but if someone were to offer me a BILLION dollars, then I'd really be up for some crazy shizzity :D

Like drive a car with a bunch of C4 strapped to it into a pool of great white sharks during a nuclear explosion crazy.  Assuming I got to wear armor of some sort, I think it would delay my vaporization...

For a billion dollars, I'd not only wear a Red Sox jersey, but I'd wear the hat and eat a Fenway Frank (it's a hot dog.....get your minds out of the gutter).

For a billion dollars, I'd not only wear a Red Sox jersey, but I'd wear the hat and eat a Fenway Frank (it's a hot dog.....get your minds out of the gutter).


For a billion dollars I think you need to give David Ortiz a full-on mouth kiss.  Tongue optional.

For a billion dollars I think you need to give David Ortiz a full-on mouth kiss.  Tongue optional.



No tongue, fine.  If he wants tongue, you best throw more money at me.

No tongue, fine.  If he wants tongue, you best throw more money at me.


Oh, and you'd have to tell Curt Schilling that he's the greatest pitcher ever.  Yeah.

Oh, and you'd have to tell Curt Schilling that he's the greatest pitcher ever.  Yeah.



I'm sorry, the 8th Amendment protects me from that.

Awwww...it may be cruel but it's hardly unusual :D :D

Sit and wait.

I don't know what I would do, but I can tell you this== I wouldn't do anything illegal.  It's not my personality, I don't care what the money would bring me, I wouldn't be happy if it was on my conscience that I got it by skirting the law some way.

I don't know what I would do, but I can tell you this== I wouldn't do anything illegal.  It's not my personality, I don't care what the money would bring me, I wouldn't be happy if it was on my conscience that I got it by skirting the law some way.


Michelle = worth a billion dollars :)

I would run naked around my neighborhood...for sure! ;) ;D

Two chicks at the same time.


Yeah, I'd do Paris and Britney for a million bucks. 

Might just about cover my medical bills. 

Yeah, I'd do Paris and Britney for a million bucks. 

Might just about cover my medical bills. 



Are you counting psychotherapy in with that?  Because to stick your pecker into something KFed has plundered would require heavy doses of drugs afterward.

The real question ... "WHO" would you do for a million dollars? ;D ;D

How much is that now in Pound Sterling?

Have sex with a corpse then broadcast the video tape on prime time TV.

Eat a raw cat.

Walk through Harlem in a Klan Hood. (I'd totally be kevlard).

Two chicks at the same time.


Oh, you're sooo crazy! ;D ;D

I don't know what I would do, but I can tell you this== I wouldn't do anything illegal.  It's not my personality, I don't care what the money would bring me, I wouldn't be happy if it was on my conscience that I got it by skirting the law some way.


What if you all you had to do is drive 40 MPH in a 35 zone?  Don't want that on your conscience, do ya.

I would get married and get Robin and I our very own apartment.


Not with a million dollars....for a million dollars.  Like you have to do something crazy or odd to get the money. 

I would run naked around my neighborhood...for sure! ;) ;D


I would do that for a really nice steak dinner. ;D

this is a really hard queions to answer.  I can't think of anything daring enough.
Have sex with a corpse then broadcast the video tape on prime time TV.

Eat a raw cat.

Walk through Harlem in a Klan Hood. (I'd totally be kevlard).


Now THAT's the spirit.  I would ear a live fish (nothing furry).  I would.. hit a famous person with a pie in the face-  nah. not good enough.

I would run naked around my neighborhood...for sure! ;) ;D


can I run around your neighborhood naked? ;D

can I run around your neighborhood naked? ;D


absolutely.  I"ll pick y ou up at the ferry.

Walk through Harlem in a Klan Hood. (I'd totally be kevlard).


Then you'd really die hard...with a vengeance!

this is a really hard question to answer.  I can't think of anything daring enough.



I agree.  Aside from having sex with someone completely disgusting or putting my face in a bowl full of live cockroaches, I can't think of much I wouldn't do.

I agree.  Aside from having sex with someone completely disgusting or putting my face in a bowl full of live cockroaches, I can't think of much I wouldn't do.




Hey, I'm not disgusting...  :( :( :(

Oh wait, you mean in general.  My bad.

Actually, for a million dollars, I think I could pull off a one-man Rambo-esque mission to hunt down Osama :D  A million dollars could buy me some BIG guns.

I tell Dominic I was sorry for calling him a homo...

But only if I could kick him in the groin right after.. and I still got the million.

No amount of money would make degrade myself, family or friends. Nor would I do anything embarrassing,
illegal or immoral. I am a man of high moral standards and plain to remain that way.


And if you believe any of that I have a bridge I could sell you for, say, a million dollars.  ;D

Hey, I'm not disgusting...  :( :( :(

Oh wait, you mean in general.  My bad.


:D ;D

can I run around your neighborhood naked? ;D


no Howard...no you can't.

no Howard...no you can't.


I think you'd have to pay him the million not to then :D

Walk through Harlem in a Klan Hood. (I'd totally be kevlard).


You wouldn't make it out alive to collect the million ;D

Here are some more specific questions:

For one million dollars...


Would you eat one of those big hissing cockroaches?  (Alive)


Would you streak the Super Bowl?


Would you let rats crawl all over you?


What about snakes?


Would you let someone break one or more of your bones?

Here are some more specific questions:

For one million dollars...


Would you eat one of those big hissing cockroaches?  (Alive)


Would you streak the Super Bowl?


Would you let rats crawl all over you?


What about snakes?


Would you let someone break one or more of your bones?








Yes to all but the cockroach one.

Rats are fine.  Streaking is fine.  I need to bathe the cockroaches in mayonnaise or ketchup.  And I'll break the guy's bones and then take the money.

Yes to all but the cockroach one.


Same here.  I couldn't be within 50 feet of one, let alone touch it!  :o

Same here.  I couldn't be within 50 feet of one, let alone touch it!   :o


Nooo.  I went to the Natural Science Museum in Raleigh yesterday and there was an aquarium full of hissing cockroaches.  I wouldn't even look at it.  Uhh!

Would you puke off the top of the Eiffel Tower? Or any other large, tall structure in the middle of a largely populated urban area?

Would you puke off the top of the Eiffel Tower? Or any other large, tall structure in the middle of a largely populated urban area?


For a million dollars, yeah.

And then have to evade the angry mob of people you just threw up on?

Here are some more specific questions:
For one million dollars...

Would you eat one of those big hissing cockroaches?  (Alive)

Would you streak the Super Bowl?

Would you let rats crawl all over you?

What about snakes?

Would you let someone break one or more of your bones?


Yes to all of them. But I get to specify the type of snake. 'cus Ya know.. if I got bit and died.. it'd be pretty pointless being a millionaire.


Would you puke off the top of the Eiffel Tower? Or any other large, tall structure in the middle of a largely populated urban area?


I'd do that for $1.


And then have to evade the angry mob of people you just threw up on?


Make it $50. I can evade the French.

Would you puke off the top of the Eiffel Tower? Or any other large, tall structure in the middle of a largely populated urban area?


See now that would be brining other people into it.  It's kinda mean.  

What do you think would even happen to the puke?  Like, would it land in one big plop or would it kind of start falling apart in the air on the way down and end up like pukey rain.

And then have to evade the angry mob of people you just threw up on?


I'd put a helicopter on my credit card and then use part of the $1 M to pay it off :D

Make it $50. I can evade the French.


Heck, they would give up half way through the chase.

Would you give up going on a forum like InThe00s for a YEAR for a million bucks?

Would you give up going on a forum like InThe00s for a YEAR for a million bucks?


Well that's a no-brainer :D

Would you give up going on a forum like InThe00s for a YEAR for a million bucks?


Yes....yes I would.

Would you give up going on a forum like InThe00s for a YEAR for a million bucks?


I'd just get my pal Iggy to use his Eastern European mob contacts to buy the people I liked. Then I'd keep them in my basement and talk to them sometimes. They'd have to catch their own food.. I'm a millionaire, like a gazillionaire.

Two chicks at the same time.


Me too!  ;D ;) ;D


Here are some more specific questions:

For one million dollars...


Would you eat one of those big hissing cockroaches?  (Alive) YES


Would you streak the Super Bowl? Yes. (those poor people seeing me might need therapy)


Would you let rats crawl all over you? Yes.


What about snakes? Yes.


Would you let someone break one or more of your bones? Only my little toe. LOL!!

I'd even shave my head for a million.

Would you let someone puke on you from the top of the Eiffel Tower?

So long as I could hold my breath...

Would you let someone puke on you from the top of the Eiffel Tower?


Sure, I've got two kids.  I've been puked on many times for free.  LOL!!

Would you let someone puke on you from the top of the Eiffel Tower?


Yeah.. it's called a shower.  ;D

Sure, I've got two kids.  I've been puked on many times for free.  LOL!!


See, that's why I don't have any.  I have a weak stomach.  ;)

Here are some more specific questions:

For one million dollars...


Would you eat one of those big hissing cockroaches?  (Alive)


Would you streak the Super Bowl?


Would you let rats crawl all over you?


What about snakes?


Would you let someone break one or more of your bones?



Would you let someone puke on you from the top of the Eiffel Tower?


Yes to all, i'm fearless and shameless and i love money :D

Yes to all, i'm fearless and shameless and i love money :D


Are you sure you're not an American?  ;)

See, that's why I don't have any.  I have a weak stomach.   ;)


I used to have a weak stomach and still do to some extent.

It's totally different when it's your kids, I wouldn't want to clean up some other kid's puke or change some other kids diaper.  It kinda grosses me out.  

For a million dollars, I would spend a week with Rice's parents. :P

Are you sure you're not an American?   ;)

;D I guess we're all money grabbing people,must be a continental thing ;)

I tell Dominic I was sorry for calling him a homo...

But only if I could kick him in the groin right after.. and I still got the million.


Why would I care if you used to be sorry? I'd just care if you were sorry presently.

Plus, kicking me in the groin would do nothing for me, seeing how I have no groin. And I actually want you to call me homo, so I'd kick you right back. And while you're rolling on the floor in pain, I'd take your million dollars. >=O

How can you not have a groin?  Everyone has a groin.  Unless you're just a torso.

Why would I care if you used to be sorry? I'd just care if you were sorry presently.

Plus, kicking me in the groin would do nothing for me, seeing how I have no groin. And I actually want you to call me homo, so I'd kick you right back. And while you're rolling on the floor in pain, I'd take your million dollars. >=O


Hermaphrodite.

How can you not have a groin?  Everyone has a groin.  Unless you're just a torso.


There was a guy on, I think Maury Povich, who only had a head, torso and arms.  It's possible.

There was a guy on, I think Maury Povich, who only had a head, torso and arms.  It's possible.


Awww....poor Meat :(

Why would I care if you used to be sorry? I'd just care if you were sorry presently.

Plus, kicking me in the groin would do nothing for me, seeing how I have no groin. And I actually want you to call me homo, so I'd kick you right back. And while you're rolling on the floor in pain, I'd take your million dollars. >=O


Awww, how cute. They're having a lover's quarrel. :D

What if all you had to do is drive 40 MPH in a 35 zone?  Don't want that on your conscience, do ya.

Don't be silly now.  NOOOOOOO ONE ever gave out a mil because of that.

How can you not have a groin?  Everyone has a groin.  Unless you're just a torso.


Actually, the middle section has been cut out so it could be replaced with steel.

Don't be silly now.  NOOOOOOO ONE ever gave out a mil because someone drove a little bit over the posted speed limit.  I mean REAL illegal; stealing, robbery, black mail....don't make fun of my morals!


Oh, save it! ::)  I was just playing around because you made it sound like you wouldn't do anything illegal.  Besides, I'm the same way...I wouldn't commit a felony or anything.  Misdemeanor...maybe.

^ Bad Jacks!  No soup for you!

:D

^ Bad Jacks!  No soup for you!

:D


Nazi!

Nazi!


Yes, what?

I'd have a wild night of romance with Her Majesty the Queen Elizabeth II. I thinks she's like 81 years old.  

I'd have a wild night of romance with Her Majesty the Queen Elizabeth II. I thinks she's like 81 years old.  



I bet she's like a closet dominatrix or something. I bet she gets off on using the whip on her horse.

Apparently in her younger days, she was a raging nympho. According to Prince Phillip anyways. ::)

I'd have a wild night of romance with Her Majesty the Queen Elizabeth II. I thinks she's like 81 years old.  



God save the queen, cause ima gonna bang her all night ;D

The list of things I would not do for any amount of money is a lot longer than the list of things that I would do.

I bet she's like a closet dominatrix or something. I bet she gets off on using the whip on her horse.

Apparently in her younger days, she was a raging nympho. According to Prince Phillip anyways. ::)
;D she could strike me on my ass with her whip for a million dollars. She was smokin hot at one time, but that was before electricity.  Hopefully she puts on the riding boots.  Maybe afterwards she'll Knight me


God save the queen, cause ima gonna bang her all night ;D
you can have seconds but the million dollars is all mine  8)

Maybe afterwards she'll Knight me.


Uuurergfghh, dude, you know that's a real sexual practise right. Two cocks, either side of your head.

Any of the things listed previously, except the rats.  I can't even look at them without hurling, having them crawl over me would probably give me a heart attack and what good would a million dollars do me if I was dead ?

;D she could strike me on my ass with her whip for a million dollars. She was smokin hot at one time, but that was before electricity.  Hopefully she puts on the riding boots.  Maybe afterwards she'll Knight me


;D

She was very pretty when she was younger, but she always had that look on her face like she was sucking a lemon.


Uuurergfghh, dude, you know that's a real sexual practise right. Two cocks, either side of your head.


Kinky.


Any of the things listed previously, except the rats.  I can't even look at them without hurling, having them crawl over me would probably give me a heart attack and what good would a million dollars do me if I was dead ?


We've kept fancy rats (yes, that's what they're called) as pets for years. My sister still has one that escapes from her cage and steals food. The last time my sister caught her hoarding Reese's peanut butter cups in her bedding.

On the whole, rats are the cleanest of animals you can keep in a cage. They don't smell as foul as guinea pigs and aren't as mean as hamsters. And they can be trained to be tidy if you let them run around your house.

Now sewer rats on the other hand.... :P

Sewer rats...hmmm.  Only if I were vaccinated against the plague first.

Sewer rats...hmmm.  Only if I were vaccinated against the plague first.


There's a cure for it. You'd know that if you were researching cures for stuff like the Ill-e-noize taxpayers are paying you to do.

There's a cure for it. You'd know that if you were researching cures for stuff like the Ill-e-noize taxpayers are paying you to do.


Vaccination = not getting sick in the first place, thus not needing a cure.

Vaccination = not getting sick in the first place, thus not needing a cure.


I'd have known that if you'd published a paper about it.

I'd have known that if you'd published a paper about it.


You have a computer, use Wikipedia :D

Here...

Bubonic plague

The listed antibiotic treatments are stuff that doctors prescribe like it was Pez.

You have a computer, use Wikipedia :D

Here...

Bubonic plague

The listed antibiotic treatments are stuff that doctors prescribe like it was Pez.


I swear I had this!

Why, did you bag a gypsy?

Why, did you bag a gypsy?


Long story.

Let's just say Dr. Mengele made me have 4 showers.

Long story.

Let's just say Dr. Mengele made me have 4 showers.


Oooh, that's bad.  Better take another one.

absolutely.  I"ll pick y ou up at the ferry.


Where would I put my money for the ferry? ;) ;D

Where would I put my money for the ferry? ;) ;D



in your mouth?

in your mouth?


Where the sun doesn't shine. ;)

Where would I put my money for the ferry? ;) ;D



.. I'd suggest your pocket.

.. I'd suggest your pocket.


That would interfere with his pocket pool.

Where the sun doesn't shine. ;)

☼ 

☼ 


A yellow Square?

A yellow Square?


Back to kindergarten, Howard.  That is a circle. ;)

Back to kindergarten, Howard.  That is a circle. ;)


Well Not to my knowledge.

Well Not to my knowledge.


Oookaaay.

Oookaaay.


The square peg goes in the square hole.  :)

The square peg goes in the square hole.  :)


;D  Yes!

.. I'd suggest your pocket.
ummmm.....if he's naked, what pocket? ???

We've kept fancy rats (yes, that's what they're called) as pets for years. My sister still has one that escapes from her cage and steals food. The last time my sister caught her hoarding Reese's peanut butter cups in her bedding.

On the whole, rats are the cleanest of animals you can keep in a cage. They don't smell as foul as guinea pigs and aren't as mean as hamsters. And they can be trained to be tidy if you let them run around your house.

Now sewer rats on the other hand.... :P
I can't handle ANY kind of rodent.....I almost puked at the sight of my best friend's hamsters :o

For a million bucks, I'd sing and dance along with a Rush album.  On second thought, I couldn't do that to my ears ;D

ummmm.....if he's naked, what pocket? ???


Well,can't put it up my ass,now could I? ;D

Well,can't put it up my ass,now could I? ;D


Actually, you could.

ummmm.....if he's naked, what pocket? ???


You've not seen todays modern man have you.

You've not seen todays modern man have you.


Men are evolving to have marsupial traits.

For a million bucks, I'd sing and dance along with a Rush album.  On second thought, I couldn't do that to my ears ;D


and here I thought Rush was the national pride of Canada... "Take off... to the great white north, eh?"

for a million bucks?  I'd selll one of my websites.  Just one >grin<

Men are evolving to have marsupial traits.


We're devolving. We're bored with the 9-5 lifestyle. Did nobody tell you?

Actually, you could.



That'll hurt. :o ;D

I'd move to Boston.  I'd get me a nice apartment in the Back Bay.

and here I thought Rush was the national pride of Canada... "Take off... to the great white north, eh?"


They sort of are, but I just can't stand them.  Hearing their songs is like swallowing shards of glass.  I may very well be the only Canadian who doesn't like them ;D

I'd move to Boston.  I'd get me a nice apartment in the Back Bay.


a Yankees fan that wants to voluntarily live in Boston... wow! 

Boston is fun.  I live an hour away, so I go there once in a while.  If I wasn't going to live around here, San Francisco is next my choice for cities.  I've only visited maybe a dozen major cities, but that one always stood out as a fun place to be.  So if I had a million dollars and need to relocate, I'd put a down payment on an old Victorian style house in the city (notice I didn't say buy, I don't think you can buy a shack in California for under a million).

Boston roads are hard to navigate.  The civil engineers who designed it need to die :P

a Yankees fan that wants to voluntarily live in Boston... wow! 

Boston is fun.  I live an hour away, so I go there once in a while.


I have no issues with the city, just the baseball fans.  ;)


Besides, I'm a history nerd and that place is full of it.  And I want to hit up Quincy Market.

If I wasn't going to live around here, San Francisco is next my choice for cities.  I've only visited maybe a dozen major cities, but that one always stood out as a fun place to be.  So if I had a million dollars and need to relocate, I'd put a down payment on an old Victorian style house in the city (notice I didn't say buy, I don't think you can buy a shack in California for under a million).


San Francisco is a nice place to visit but not to live.  Too many hills and too close to a quake fault :P

San Francisco is a nice place to visit but not to live.  Too many hills and too close to a quake fault :P


And it's busy and dirty!

a Yankees fan that wants to voluntarily live in Boston... wow! 

Boston is fun.  I live an hour away, so I go there once in a while.  If I wasn't going to live around here, San Francisco is next my choice for cities.  I've only visited maybe a dozen major cities, but that one always stood out as a fun place to be.  So if I had a million dollars and need to relocate, I'd put a down payment on an old Victorian style house in the city (notice I didn't say buy, I don't think you can buy a shack in California for under a million).


I love Boston.  I was just up there in October and again in December.  I like to go to the North End. 

My father grew up in Waltham.

Get Married
Howard, it's not WITH a million, it's FOR a million.....you'd get married for $0

Howard, it's not WITH a million, it's FOR a million.....you'd get married for $0


I think Howard is on to something though. I wouldn't mind if someone gave me a million for marrying Rice. ;D

For a million I'd crap on a board member's head.

I think Howard is on to something though. I wouldn't mind if someone gave me a million for marrying Rice. ;D

For a million I'd crap on a board member's head.


Firstly, Jess, you SHOULD have got a million bucks for marrying Rice  :P :P :P :D

Secondly, you have a board member that shares a bed with you, what are you waiting for ?  :o

Firstly, Jess, you SHOULD have got a million bucks for marrying Rice  :P :P :P :D

Secondly, you have a board member that shares a bed with you, what are you waiting for ?  :o


Fuss! I've missed you! :-*

To answer your post, yes I do deserve it, and Rice isn't into that kink. ;D

Fuss! I've missed you! :-*

To answer your post, yes I do deserve it, and Rice isn't into that kink. ;D


I've been away so much, I've started to miss me  ???

Who cares what Rice is or isn't into ?  A million bucks awaits you  ;)


Personally, I'd happily do nothing at all for a million bucks  :)

Boston roads are hard to navigate.  The civil engineers who designed it need to die :P


civil engineers?  You mean you don't know that Boston's roads were created by wandering cows?

there's no road signs either, that was by design to confuse the British... and later, the New Yorkers.

when I go into Boston, I usually find a parking garage near a T station, like at the Prudential building.  Ride the T where I want to go, or just walk.

For a million I'd crap on a board member's head.



I can only imagine who.



civil engineers?  You mean you don't know that Boston's roads were created by wandering cows?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can only imagine who.



I have some people in mind.

For a million dollars, I'd wrestle Howard in a vat of Jell-O.

I have some people in mind.

For a million dollars, I'd wrestle Howard in a vat of Jell-O.


Forget about the iguana...Howard would have an erection for a week! ;D

I would do a rape scene in a movie  :o

I would do a rape scene in a movie  :o



That million better go toward some lube and a therapist.

That million better go toward some lube and a therapist.
uhh..wait  I thought it was just gonna be simulated.  :o 

That million better go toward some lube and a therapist.


All he has to do is pretend he ate some really bad chimichangas and I thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink he'll be okay.

All he has to do is pretend he ate some really bad chimichangas and I thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink he'll be okay.
;D  ;D  I can do that and can even produce tears too  :\'(

I doubt you'd have a woman simulating rape on you.....it would be a guy.  Better make that 1,000,000 on booze and a therapist.

;D  ;D  I can do that and can even produce tears too  :\'(


Would it help if you were getting raped toilet-style and were allowed to read National Geographic while making your sh!+-grunting sounds? 

Just trying to help you take your mind off the, um, deed.

I doubt you'd have a woman simulating rape on you.....it would be a guy.  Better make that 1,000,000 on booze and a therapist.
I was actually envisiong 5 women & me, but for a million one must be willing to do what it takes so a Shawshank prison movie will be fine.


Would it help if you were getting raped toilet-style and were allowed to read National Geographic while making your sh!+-grunting sounds? 

Just trying to help you take your mind off the, um, deed.
as long as it's Al-B's toilet and Bon Apetit magazine will be fine.

I was actually envisiong 5 women & me,


;D  ;D 


That's not rape, Mike....that's a Penthouse Forum letter.

;D  ;D 


That's not rape, Mike....that's a Penthouse Forum letter.
whatd'ya mean it's not rape. in this brutal scene 4 of them are holding me down while the leader of the group rapes me.

whatd'ya mean it's not rape. in this brutal scene 4 of them are holding me down while the leader of the group rapes me.



Well then in that case, it's horrible and demeaning.

Well then in that case, it's horrible and demeaning.
you finally understand. I'd be struggling hard but they'd overpower me and I'd be forced to submit to them and their cruel malice. thanks goodness I agreed to a movie scene and not the real thing

and then afterwards we'd have an inthe00s party with my $1,000,000.00

I have some people in mind.

For a million dollars, I'd wrestle Howard in a vat of Jell-O.


Better yet,In a vat of Whipped Cream. ;)

Anything with legs.

Shave my head.

i'd jam a pencil into my thigh.

i'd jam a pencil into my thigh.


Someone did that to me. It doesn't hurt badly....until they dig the graphite out of your leg. :-X

i'd shave step-chan's head. ears and all.

Someone did that to me. It doesn't hurt badly....until they dig the graphite out of your leg. :-X


I have a cute little dimpley scar on my forehead from when the lad who sat next to me in maths stabbed me in the head with a compass.

I have a cute little dimpley scar on my forehead from when the lad who sat next to me in maths stabbed me in the head with a compass.


Where'd you hide his body?

Where'd you hide his body?


I don't remember retaliating in anyway.. I got to go home for the rest of the day. I think we both knew who the moral victor was.

i'd shave step-chan's head. ears and all.



Watch out for the tail.

I have a cute little dimpley scar on my forehead from when the lad who sat next to me in maths stabbed me in the head with a compass.


Nice!  


I've shanked myself in the hand with a letter opener.  I deserved it.

Nice! 


I've shanked myself in the hand with a letter opener.  I deserved it.


It was cool.

Hey, did I tell you about when Martin (friend of mine) put his elbow through my skull?

It just reminded me as I was feeling for the scar, cus there's two in like an inch square.

We were throwing each other around and he landed on my head with his elbow... anyhow, when I regained consciousness, one eye was fine, but the other was black. I was screaming at him "You blinded me you bastard, where's my fu****in eye?" anyhow, turns out I just had so much blood in my eye it was black. But that went down in history - "Where's my fu***in eye?!"

It was cool.

Hey, did I tell you about when Martin (friend of mine) put his elbow through my skull?

It just reminded me as I was feeling for the scar, cus there's two in like an inch square.

We were throwing each other around and he landed on my head with his elbow... anyhow, when I regained consciousness, one eye was fine, but the other was black. I was screaming at him "You blinded me you bastard, where's my fu****in eye?" anyhow, turns out I just had so much blood in my eye it was black. But that went down in history - "Where's my fu***in eye?!"

;D

How long did that take to go away?

;D

How long did that take to go away?


The blood?

I dunno.. as long as it took for Martin to sew it together.

The blood?

I dunno.. as long as it took for Martin to sew it together.


Oh, I see....blood ran into your eye.  I was thinking you had swelling inside your eye.  Duh!

i'd jam a pencil into my thigh.
I jammed a pencil in this kids head in class back in the 6th grade  :o  he wouldn't stop pestering me. I think the lead broke off in his scalp. I didn't need a million bucks to do it. geez, I don't like it when I have these memories of me being somewhat evil and vicious.


I have a cute little dimpley scar on my forehead from when the lad who sat next to me in maths stabbed me in the head with a compass.
you must have been pestering him 

Retire!

Retire!
I'd do that for 1/2 a million  :)

I'd do that for 1/2 a million  :)
I see you have it all worked out?

I see you have it all worked out?
I think it would be enough  ;D  but a million would be a little bit more comfortable

I think it would be enough  ;D  but a million would be a little bit more comfortable



That could send Julie to Yale.  And pay for the party that follows when she's gone.  ;)

That could send Julie to Yale.  And pay for the party that follows when she's gone.  ;)
that's a good plan  :)

I'd buy an apartment

FOR. NOT WITH. FOR. ;D

FOR. NOT WITH. FOR. ;D


Forget it man... you're not gonna get through such thick wood.

eh, why fight it.

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=25678.msg1234880#msg1234880

eh, why fight it.

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=25678.msg1234880#msg1234880


So you are saying that if you had a million dollars you would make a new thread called "What Would You Do With A Million Dollars" where people could go and post what they would do for a million dollars? :D

You'd have to give me a million dollars to eat a bowl of bulls testicles or something like that...even then, there's no guarantee I'd survive the ordeal to enjoy the money... :P

Eat rancid potatoe salad off a busy sidewalk in cleveland.

For a million I'd make out with Larry King.

I have a cute little dimpley scar on my forehead from when the lad who sat next to me in maths stabbed me in the head with a compass.


That made me laugh really hard.  Out Loud.



For a million I'd make out with Larry King.


Hell, for a million dollars I'd make out with Janet Reno!


Maybe.  I just thought that through...

That made me laugh really hard.  Out Loud.


If I remember correctly, I'd been flashing a torch in his face to see if he'd have an epileptic fit.

If I remember correctly, I'd been flashing a torch in his face to see if he'd have an epileptic fit.


Which is why I don't feel the least bit guilty for laughing at you.  You always have it coming.

Which is why I don't feel the least bit guilty for laughing at you.  You always have it coming.


I'm just exhibiting that very basic of human instincts - Curiosity.

I'm just exhibiting that very basic of human instincts - Curiosity.


Oh, so that's what you're calling it these days...

Oh, so that's what you're calling it these days...


MMHmmm, wanna make some advances in science?

Eat rancid potatoe salad off a busy sidewalk in cleveland.



I'd rather eat it fresh from the supermarket. ;D

I'd rather eat it fresh from the supermarket. ;D


I doubt anyone is gonna give you a million dollars for doing that.

I doubt anyone is gonna give you a million dollars for doing that.



A Potato Salad eating contest  :P

You'd have to give me a million dollars to eat a bowl of bulls testicles or something like that...even then, there's no guarantee I'd survive the ordeal to enjoy the money... :P


You need to eat 33 to break the record. :D

I'd make Davey go to church.

I'd make Davey go to church.
oh wow. i wouldn't do that for a penny under 2.

I'd make Davey go to church.


lol  So he dies a horribly painful death and you walk away a millionaire. ;D ;D

I'd jog buck naked 100 times around my corner. ;D

I'd jog buck naked 100 times around my corner. ;D


remind me not to schedule a trip to NY during that time. ;) ;D

remind me not to schedule a trip to NY during that time. ;) ;D


Ok,I sure will. ;D

I'd make Davey go to church.


I think.. you'd earn your million, if you could actually get me in there.

I'd jerk off in to the baptismal font. Then again, I do that every wednesday anyway.

would you spend a night in a dark cave?  no flashlight?

would you spend a night in a dark cave?  no flashlight?


Yes, I have slept with Sara.

Yes, I have slept with Sara.


HA haaaaahahahahahahaaaa

I think.. you'd earn your million, if you could actually get me in there.

I'd jerk off in to the baptismal font. Then again, I do that every wednesday anyway.


I'd threaten to tie you up, but you'd just enjoy that.



Yes, I have slept with Sara.



http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Daaaaammmnnn-b33p.jpg

I'd threaten to tie you up, but you'd just enjoy that.



http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Daaaaammmnnn-b33p.jpg


Pretty much, can't win.

I'd hire a stripper. ;D

Have sex with Alex Rodriguez.

I'd hire a stripper. ;D


I think you can do that for around $200 and a handful of singles.

Unless you want to hire her for about a year.

I think you can do that for around $200 and a handful of singles.

Unless you want to hire her for about a year.


A year would be good. ;D

ritualistically shave my testicles

ritualistically shave my testicles


I know I wouldn't.  :o