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Subject: Meat!balls

Written By: jackas on 01/22/07 at 8:48 pm

What happened to your crotch Dom? ::)

This seems to be popping up often, so I figured it deserves it's own thread.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/22/07 at 8:55 pm

Possibilities:

1.  Lawnmower/weedwhacker/yardwork accident.

2.  Lost them to the Devil in a deal gone wrong.

3.  Vacuum cleaner set to reverse.

4.  Unfortunate fall while attempting to balance on a guardrail.

5.  They just haven't dropped yet and Meat is confused.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: whistledog on 01/22/07 at 8:57 pm

This woman has them ...

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/2627/t23jpgw300h1866ko.jpg

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: jackas on 01/22/07 at 9:06 pm


Possibilities:

1.  Lawnmower/weedwhacker/yardwork accident.

2.  Lost them to the Devil in a deal gone wrong.

3.  Vacuum cleaner set to reverse.

4.  Unfortunate fall while attempting to balance on a guardrail.

5.  They just haven't dropped yet and Meat is confused.


;D  I like 5

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: jackas on 01/22/07 at 9:06 pm


This woman has them ...

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/2627/t23jpgw300h1866ko.jpg


;D

OMG That's gross!

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: whistledog on 01/22/07 at 9:12 pm


;D

OMG That's gross!


I googled "I Like Meatballs" and that was one of the results ;D

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/23/07 at 2:16 am

;D hahhah nice thread

7. His mother won't let him have them until he's 18
8. an unfortunate smelting accident

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Howard on 01/23/07 at 6:31 am

What about his spaghetti? ;D

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Jessica on 01/23/07 at 8:54 am

9. Meat is really a 40 year old woman messing with us. :o

10. The cat attacked them.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: La Roche on 01/23/07 at 9:05 am

He lives in a commune and therefor has to share them.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/23/07 at 10:19 am

D=

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Jessica on 01/23/07 at 10:25 am

He tried to climb one of the windmills, but they got sliced off.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Howard on 01/23/07 at 12:32 pm

Maybe the cat ate it?

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: KKay on 01/23/07 at 12:35 pm

i don't know what you're talkiing about, but it's a funny thread.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Jessica on 01/23/07 at 12:42 pm


i don't know what you're talkiing about, but it's a funny thread.


In another thread, Meat said he had no crotch.

So we're honoring crotchless Meat.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: jackas on 01/23/07 at 12:57 pm



So we're honoring crotchless Meat.


Or his meatless crotch. :P

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: jackas on 01/23/07 at 12:58 pm


8. an unfortunate smelting accident


This happened back in the day when he worked in the steel mill.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Howard on 01/23/07 at 1:02 pm


Or his meatless crotch. :P


:o A meatless crotch?!?!

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: KKay on 01/23/07 at 2:32 pm


In another thread, Meat said he had no crotch.

So we're honoring crotchless Meat.


Interesting... well, first, that that is the case.
Second...mentioning it in a thread other than the one created for the discussion of his being sans crotch.

Ok. Where did he mention that?

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: La Roche on 01/23/07 at 2:35 pm


Ok. Where did he mention that?


'Show us what you, your family, your pets or your crotch look like.'

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/23/07 at 2:48 pm

He played with it too much and it just, kinda' fell off :o

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: jackas on 01/23/07 at 2:49 pm



Ok. Where did he mention that?


What would you do for a Klondike Bar and What Would You Do for a Million Dollars.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: La Roche on 01/23/07 at 2:51 pm


He played with it too much and it just, kinda' fell off :o


NOBODY TOLD ME THAT COULD HAPPEN!!!!!

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/23/07 at 3:02 pm


NOBODY TOLD ME THAT COULD HAPPEN!!!!!
Honey, it's only if YOU play with it too much.....if others are doing it, it doesn't have the same effect ;)

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: La Roche on 01/23/07 at 3:04 pm


Honey, it's only if YOU play with it too much.....if others are doing it, it doesn't have the same effect ;)


Once again, I am reassured.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Apricot on 01/23/07 at 3:51 pm


Possibilities:

1.  Lawnmower/weedwhacker/yardwork accident.

2.  Lost them to the Devil in a deal gone wrong.

3.  Vacuum cleaner set to reverse.

4.  Unfortunate fall while attempting to balance on a guardrail.

5.  They just haven't dropped yet and Meat is confused.


All incorrect. He never had them to begin with.. his male appearance is due to his lack of ovaries and poor shaving habits, which accounts for his lack of female secondary sex characteristics and his unibrow.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/23/07 at 5:24 pm


Honey, it's only if YOU play with it too much.....if others are doing it, it doesn't have the same effect ;)


Hey, who gets to define "too much"?

What is there some sort of "jerk-o-meter" that'll tell you when you're redlining it?
:D

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/23/07 at 5:59 pm


D=


I concur.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/23/07 at 5:59 pm


9. Meat is really a 40 year old woman messing with us. :o

10. The cat attacked them.


11. Meat is telling the truth about his gender and age, but is messing with you about the crotch thing. o_O

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/23/07 at 6:04 pm

Rice Cube is the Donnie Darko of BLAH threads.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 01/23/07 at 6:24 pm

I don't understand how balls drop...  :-\\

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: whistledog on 01/23/07 at 6:27 pm


I don't understand how balls drop...  :-\\


http://www.cnn.com/US/9909/23/new.years.ball/new.years.crystal.ball.jpg

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Jessica on 01/23/07 at 6:43 pm


Rice Cube is the Donnie Darko of BLAH threads.


If you're implying he started this thread, you're wrong.

So not only are you crotchless, but you also can't read very well.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/23/07 at 6:47 pm


If you're implying he started this thread, you're wrong.

So not only are you crotchless, but you also can't read very well.


Whoa, hey. My memory messed up, I guess..

... But he was the Donnie Darko of BLAH threads... back... in... December...

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Jessica on 01/23/07 at 6:50 pm


Whoa, hey. My memory messed up, I guess..

... But he was the Donnie Darko of BLAH threads... back... in... December...


Yes, because "what would you do for a Klondike bar" is such a compelling and insightful topic. :D

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/23/07 at 6:51 pm


Yes, because "what would you do for a Klondike bar" is such a compelling and insightful topic. :D


:P Last month, he made 02394832094823 topics like this one.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/23/07 at 6:51 pm


:P Last month, he made 02394832094823 topics like this one.


That being a slight exaggeration.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: jackas on 01/23/07 at 7:40 pm


http://www.cnn.com/US/9909/23/new.years.ball/new.years.crystal.ball.jpg

HAPPY NEW YEAR!


:D

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/23/07 at 7:43 pm


I don't understand how balls drop...  :-\\


Well, when a boy is of age, God decrees that he can have his balls come out of his body...and they descend, thus making him a man.  This obviously has not happened to Meat yet, since he has no crotch.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: La Roche on 01/23/07 at 8:05 pm


I don't understand how balls drop...  :-\\


It's not so much that they suddenly go down to your knees.. but when you're a little kid they're kinda.. way more in to the body cavity. .. I think.. I can't really remember?  :-\\

I don't remember when it happened.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: jackas on 01/23/07 at 8:57 pm


It's not so much that they suddenly go down to your knees.. but when you're a little kid they're kinda.. way more in to the body cavity. .. I think.. I can't really remember?  :-\\

I don't remember when it happened.


You always had a pair. ;)

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 01/23/07 at 8:59 pm


It's not so much that they suddenly go down to your knees.. but when you're a little kid they're kinda.. way more in to the body cavity. .. I think.. I can't really remember?  :-\\

I don't remember when it happened.


That kinda helped. Does it happen in one day or is it like, a gradual process?

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/23/07 at 9:00 pm

It is like a rite of passage...Jason's balls have already sort of dropped.

Therefore, Jason > Meat.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/23/07 at 9:00 pm


That kinda helped. Does it happen in one day or is it like, a gradual process?


It's something most people just notice after it happened.

I don't even know when it happened to me. o_O

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Apricot on 01/23/07 at 9:01 pm


It's not so much that they suddenly go down to your knees.. but when you're a little kid they're kinda.. way more in to the body cavity. .. I think.. I can't really remember?  :-\\

I don't remember when it happened.


Most people don't notice, it's not like a sudden "Eeee--eee--eWhiiiiiw-THUD!", it just sorta happens.. they just go from really close to the body to sorta hanging lower in the scrotum.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/23/07 at 9:38 pm


Most people don't notice, it's not like a sudden "Eeee--eee--eWhiiiiiw-THUD!", it just sorta happens.. they just go from really close to the body to sorta hanging lower in the scrotum.


I think I noticed it the day I was trying to be like Chuck Norris and doing a roundhouse kick, and leveled eight buildings with my wrecking balls.

I never roundhouse kicked again.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/23/07 at 10:00 pm


Hey, who gets to define "too much"?

What is there some sort of "jerk-o-meter" that'll tell you when you're redlining it?
:D
*HINT* If they fall off, it's probably too much ;)

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: jackas on 01/24/07 at 5:55 am


I think I noticed it the day I was trying to be like Chuck Norris and doing a roundhouse kick, and leveled eight buildings with my wrecking balls.

I never roundhouse kicked again.

:D

Wow, I'm suprised you can walk. ;)

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/24/07 at 10:06 am


:D

Wow, I'm suprised you can walk. ;)


He probably got an injection... or chemotherapy to reduce the size.

Subject: Re: Meat!balls

Written By: Howard on 01/24/07 at 3:47 pm


He probably got an injection... or chemotherapy to reduce the size.



There's no way to reduce the size of the scrotum. ???

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