Man I LOVED that show.

If YOU had opportunity to be a guest on Fantasy Island, what would your fantasy be?  Is there something in your past that you'd like to relive or change?  Some lost love?  Find treasure?  Get even? 

I am your host, Bookmistress4ever, Welcome to Fantasy Island.

I'd like a week of non-stop sex with Victoria Silvstedt :D

I would have liked to have not met my first husband...and gone through all the crap I did...because of him.

I would like to lose my virginity on Fantasy Island before I wind up becoming Steve Carrell. >:(

I'd like to be fed meatloaf whilst watching sports center and getting head from Jeaneane Garrafolo.

i'd get rid of that midget. why'd he have to be all lazy and let himself get that short? it's really revolting to me. why couldn't he have had the self-respect to be a normal-sized person like me? i bet he's a liberal.

i'd get rid of that midget. why'd he have to be all lazy and let himself get that short? it's really revolting to me. why couldn't he have had the self-respect to be a normal-sized person like me? i bet he's a liberal.


Midgets are creepy.. and are all card carrying commies!

I would have liked to have not met my first husband...and gone through all the crap I did...because of him.



I have often thought of that myself but the fact is, because I went through all the crap I did because of him, it has made me a stronger and better person today.


As for my fantasy? I can't say that I have one because I am living my fantasy now. Life is good!  ;D ;D ;D



Cat

i'd get rid of that midget. why'd he have to be all lazy and let himself get that short? it's really revolting to me. why couldn't he have had the self-respect to be a normal-sized person like me? i bet he's a liberal.


I f*cking love you.

As for my fantas.... *sound of shotgun*

Can this be called Reality Island? ;D

Can this be called Reality Island? ;D


.. Not if you actually want to get some.

.. Not if you actually want to get some.


But I know I want some. ;D

I have often thought of that myself but the fact is, because I went through all the crap I did because of him, it has made me a stronger and better person today.


As for my fantasy? I can't say that I have one because I am living my fantasy now. Life is good!  ;D ;D ;D



Cat



karma for the excellent point! If I had not gone through all of that crap, I wouldn't have met my current husband, nor would I be taking care of Vaughn right now. :)

As for my fantas.... *sound of shotgun*



I'm confused.  Why do you keep doing ^that?  This is like the 5th or 6th time you've posted something and then stuck that on the end.



As to my fantasy.....season tickets to Yankee Stadium and an apartment overlooking Central Park.  And A-Rod, just because.

I'd like to be fed meatloaf whilst watching sports center and getting head from Jeaneane Garrafolo.
don't waste your time bro. She freakin' bites!  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/laughing8.gif

don't waste your time bro. She freakin' bites!  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/laughing8.gif


Dude, this is fantasy island. My patented head restraint would be legal.

I'm confused.  Why do you keep doing ^that?  This is like the 5th or 6th time you've posted something and then stuck that on the end.


i think he's getting ready to say something about catgirls and then pretending someone else is cocking a shotgun at him because he's brought up catgirls again.

it's like, his superego intervening against his id on behalf of his ego. but that's just a theory.

catgirls!

I'm afraid I can't post mine... :-X

...gas would go below $2/gallon again.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA...

I'd like an escort for Saturday Night  ;)

I have 3 fantasies I would have to choose from:

1. Having Joan Jett appear at my cabin, wearing that leopardskin bikini she had on, in one of her videos, with a bow, and a note from my wife saying "Knock Youself Out!"

2. Holding my own concert, and being able to humiliate Garth Brooks in the process.

3. Going onto, and winning, a game show of my choice.

(NOTE: These are all fantasies...very doubtful they would ever happen. That's why they're called "fantasies".)

I'm with ya on the Game Show thing.  I always wanted to be on some kind of game show (but not really Price is Right or Jeopardy or Wheel of Torture (Fortune)).  Nothing really catches my eye anymore, although I suppose that Whammy (Press your luck) would be alright.  They don't make the game shows as interesting as they used to.  Not like in their hayday in the 70s.  and I'm definately not reality show material (I guess I prefer to live in my own reality, most of the time)  ;D

Two of my fantasies would have to do with travel (either time-travel..or not)

Would love to visit various cultures without being in danger and just learn things about how people live. 

And the other fantasy I'd like to do is be one of those Jazz Torch singers in the sexy dress with the lusty voice (and bod, naturally) but mostly just be able to get up in front of a crowd in a smoke-filled jazz club and belt out some wonderful jazz/blues songs. 

I'd race in the Indy 500.

I would replace Mr. Rourke as host and make everyone's dreams come true.

i love being hostedss.
and being appreciated.

I would have all the goats in the world killed.  They have creepy eyes and therefore don't deserve to live.  Meeeaah

I would have all the goats in the world killed.  They have creepy eyes and therefore don't deserve to live.  Meeeaah


Oh snap!  Don't tell Tia that.  A goat once saved his life.

I would have all the goats in the world killed.  They have creepy eyes and therefore don't deserve to live.  Meeeaah
no! not ... alfred!

http://www.kimrichards.net/Kim/vidcaps/RFWM/gc-ReturnFromWitchMountain-464.jpg

Oh snap!  Don't tell Tia that.  A goat once saved his life.


Did you see that goat?  That goat was crazy!

http://www.tmalliance.com/uploads/000010/BrianFellow.jpg

Did you see that goat?  That goat was crazy!

http://www.tmalliance.com/uploads/000010/BrianFellow.jpg


;D


no! not ... alfred!

http://www.kimrichards.net/Kim/vidcaps/RFWM/gc-ReturnFromWitchMountain-464.jpg


I like goats.

I like goats.


The last time we went to a petting zoo, Jason was trying to herd the goats. He kept making them run around the pen.

The last time we went to a petting zoo, Jason was trying to herd the goats. He kept making them run around the pen.


;D  That's hilarious! 

Were they those itty bitty goats?  Those are my favorite.

;D  That's hilarious! 

Were they those itty bitty goats?  Those are my favorite.


Pygmy goats? Nah. They were regular sized, but the boy thought it was hysterical to make them run. The other kids were pissed though. ;D

goats are soooo cute! I love those little ones.  When I was little, I was at a petting zoo, and I was wearing a green dress...and this goat started eating it!! ;D :D

http://www.kimrichards.net/Kim/vidcaps/RFWM/gc-ReturnFromWitchMountain-465.jpg

you punks wanna mess with alfred, you gotta get through ME.

no! not ... alfred!

http://www.kimrichards.net/Kim/vidcaps/RFWM/gc-ReturnFromWitchMountain-464.jpg


I'll pardon Alfred, but we have to get him some contacts....I can't look at his eyes.

I'll pardon Alfred, but we have to get him some contacts....I can't look at his eyes.


Ok, but you have to put them in!  ;D

The killing would start with these two fuzzy little goats.

http://www.owlcentre.com/photo_albums/10thApril2005/image/twins__aaah.jpg

And it's all because of this!  Yuck!

http://www.relaxyourassranch.com/99%20EYES.jpg

Ok, but you have to put them in!   ;D


LOL  So much for Alfred!

The killing would start with these two fuzzy little goats.

http://www.owlcentre.com/photo_albums/10thApril2005/image/twins__aaah.jpg

And it's all because of this!  Yuck!

http://www.relaxyourassranch.com/99%20EYES.jpg


:o  :\'(  Poor little goats. 

I am sooooo breaking up with you now.

:o  :\'(  Poor little goats. 

I am sooooo breaking up with you now.


NO!! No! I got a new video camera today.. you two are making out! That's an order dammit!

For Jacks:  http://www.cafepress.com/buy/goat


Or Tia...

We don't need goats in our fantasy. ::)

We don't need goats in our fantasy. ::)


Apparently you do. ;) :P

We don't need goats in our fantasy. ::)
but what if the goats need you in theirs?

:o  :\'(  Poor little goats. 

I am sooooo breaking up with you now.


http://bestsmileys.com/innocent/1.gif

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/goatt.jpg

Apparently you do. ;) :P


No I don't. ::)

but what if the goats need you in theirs?


Have You asked them?

Have You asked them?
tia can communicate with animals, but i, alas, cannot.

tia can communicate with animals, but i, alas, cannot.


You'd need to be Doctor Doolittle  ;D

You'd need to be Doctor Doolittle  ;D
TIA CAN COMMUNICATE WITH THE ANIMALS.

don't fudge with me on this, dude. i know my sheesh.

TIA CAN COMMUNICATE WITH THE ANIMALS.

don't fudge with me on this, dude. i know my sheesh.




Which animals? ::)

Which animals? ::)


Goats seem a likely candidate.

Goats seem a likely candidate.


But they only go "Bleat".

But they only go "Bleat".


I don't know why, but this made me giggle.

I don't know why, but this made me giggle.



bhahahaa...me too! It was cute in an odd way. :D

I'm confused.  Why do you keep doing ^that?  This is like the 5th or 6th time you've posted something and then stuck that on the end.



You're actually keeping count?

I think I've done that dumb little *gets shot* joke alot more than that.

:D


i think he's getting ready to say something about catgirls and then pretending someone else is cocking a shotgun at him because he's brought up catgirls again.

it's like, his superego intervening against his id on behalf of his ego. but that's just a theory.

catgirls!


Basically what he said.... (except for that last part about superego, id and ego stuff)

Shotgun is actually being fired, though. No cocking....

Getting Kurt Cobain's FM demo is fantasy of mine.

You're actually keeping count?


No..................................I'm not.  I was just making up a number for emphasis. 

No..................................I'm not.  I was just making up a number for emphasis. 
in other words, you were weaving a deceitful web of lies. just like my ex-wife.

in other words, you were weaving a deceitful web of lies. just like my ex-wife.


When do you get to see the hamster?

I would have been back in Italy, holding hands with that *guy-who's-so-fine-you-can-filter-water-with-him. We woulda been still chillin, talking and eating Gelati just like that hot summer day back in 1995...The difference now would be that I wouldn't lose my balance and go tumbling into the Trevi fountain. :-The following statement was heard by me from a very flamboyant man having avery lively and loud conversation on his cellphone. the stement has stuck with me since.

I don't know why, but this made me giggle.


But don't goats go "bleat"? ???

But don't goats go "bleat"? ???


This is what they sound like

http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Animals/Goat.wav

This is what they sound like

http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Animals/Goat.wav



Thanks BM. ;D

I'd like to be a pimp on Fantasy Island. ;D

I'd like to be a pimp on Fantasy Island. ;D


I don't think pimps would be needed on Fantasy Island.

I'd just like my pre-pregnancy thighs back, please :)

I'd just like my pre-pregnancy thighs back, please :)


I'd like to have Mama K's pre pregnancy thighs too, please.  Or her thighs today.  Whichever.   ;)

I'd like to have Mama K's pre pregnancy thighs too, please.  Or her thighs today.  Whichever.  ;)
so it's unanimous.

so it's unanimous.


Beat it, tiny brain.  :P

No..................................I'm not.  I was just making up a number for emphasis. 


Like a Political scientist.

I don't think pimps would be needed on Fantasy Island.


But this is MY fantasy. >:(

I'd also like to do something creative extremely well too (for my fantasy), either paint, sculpt, or write the Great American Novel.  Alas, my talent doesn't lie in any of those areas.  ;D    I have a creative spark in me, but unfortunately it only smolders...  :(

I'd also like to do something creative extremely well too (for my fantasy), either paint, sculpt, or write the Great American Novel.  Alas, my talent doesn't lie in any of those areas.  ;D    I have a creative spark in me, but unfortunately it only smolders...  :(


You are extremely talented in photo shop!  :)

I'd like to have Mama K's pre pregnancy thighs...


... either side of my head.

I'd like to be on a desert island with a nice beautiful woman.

I'd like to be on a desert island with a nice beautiful woman.
ever see the buffy where xander does the love potion and all the women fall in love wiht him and it totally backfires?

ever see the buffy where xander does the love potion and all the women fall in love wiht him and it totally backfires?


No I haven't

How could you not love this face?

How could you not love this face?


That is precious!

(S/he looks like a good conversationalist, too.)

That is precious!

(S/he looks like a good conversationalist, too.)


;D

How could you not love this face?


jacks is gonna go crazy with bloodlust. :D

How could you not love this face?




Not My fantasy! ;D

How could you not love this face?





that is seriously the cutest thing I've seen in a long time!

How could you not love this face?




This one is not so bad since I cannot see it's creepy eyes.

I've actually seen this picture on a few occasions and it always reminds me of Doms and his llamas. ;D

jacks is gonna go crazy with bloodlust. :D


Almost!  Hurry up and flash a picture of a hot goose.  I need a little sumpin sumpin to calm my nerves.

I'd like to have Mama K's pre pregnancy thighs too, please.  Or her thighs today.  Whichever.  ;)
I'd be more than happy to send them to you (at least part of them ;))

Almost!  Hurry up and flash a picture of a hot goose.  I need a little sumpin sumpin to calm my nerves.


http://www.wanquanriver.org/imgs/homecn/food/fwenquann.jpg

http://www.wanquanriver.org/imgs/homecn/food/fwenquann.jpg




Ewwwww

I don't think that's the kind of "hot" goose Chrissy was after.

I don't think that's the kind of "hot" goose Chrissy was after.


I was just kidding with her.  ;D

Step-chan and a catgirl sipping Pina Colonics in the sun

http://www.wanquanriver.org/imgs/homecn/food/fwenquann.jpg




How dare you, you pervert!!! >:(

How dare you, you pervert!!! >:(
whaddaya expect from a ducklover?

How dare you, you pervert!!! >:(



I'm not a pervert.

Step-chan and a catgirl sipping Pina Colonics in the sun


Colonics? 

Colonics? 


It's his fantasy. I wouldn't be getting involved before you find a pineapple somewhere I doubt you ever wanted it...

Colonics? 


What Is That?

What Is That?



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonic


Wow,thanks Beth.

Colonics? 


I remember watching Cheech & Chong's "Nice Dreams" and Cheech mispronounced "Pina Colodas" calling them "Pina Colonics"... Thus that's where I got that from.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4CR_ftFQnEB7EejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsMW5yM3VoBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2Nl84OA--/SIG=13svu6dnc/EXP=1174228753/**http%3A//www.greghornjudge.com/images/Large/3%2520Non%2520Elektra%2520comics/Emma-Frost-3-burning-card.jpg

Please,Let Her be on my fantasy Island? ;)

I remember watching Cheech & Chong's "Nice Dreams" and Cheech mispronounced "Pina Coladas" calling them "Pina Colonics"... Thus that's where I got that from.


Yes, I like Pina Colonics....and getting caught in the john....
And the juice of a kiwi....and the taste of a prawn...

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/77/185px-HerveVillechaize.jpg

The Plane,The Plane