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Subject: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: KKay on 03/24/07 at 7:56 am

Have you ever been browsing through a board and come a cross a title that makes you sigh with exhaustion and dread but you know you'll go read it anyway?

Here are a few of the ones that made my fingers curl back from the keyboard in defiance...


Parody writers photo thread
The Many Faces of Howard
A question for girls/women ages 14+ 
HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP! 
hey mushroom!




Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: danootaandme on 03/24/07 at 7:59 am

A while back there were a spate of ego massaging poster to poster titles that were sooooo sappy.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: KKay on 03/24/07 at 8:02 am


A while back there were a spate of ego massaging poster to poster titles that were sooooo sappy.


oh yeah. ugh.

i always hated the ones like "you don't care, but my life is horrible"


i also was scared of anything with a specific member's name in it.  always leads to tedious trouble.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/24/07 at 8:35 am

who was that creep who started the "help scrub howard's pimply butt" thread?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: KKay on 03/24/07 at 8:57 am


who was that creep who started the "help scrub howard's pimply butt" thread?



i'll start the lynch mob.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/24/07 at 9:08 am



i'll start the lynch mob.
uh oh. :-\\

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: whistledog on 03/24/07 at 9:10 am


who was that creep who started the "help scrub howard's pimply butt" thread?


I think that was meat! lol

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/24/07 at 9:24 am

I rather detested the "POOPy longstocking" thread.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/24/07 at 9:29 am


I think that was meat! lol
oo! yeah. let's, um, go with that. :-[

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/24/07 at 10:48 am

I gotta give the nod to the one that deals with one of my most intimate moments in life ............ I gotta crap

and any thread that has the term Giant Asian Penis Man.  or is it giant penis asian man  ??? either way, that's cringe worthy

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: KKay on 03/24/07 at 7:10 pm


I gotta give the nod to the one that deals with one of my most intimate moments in life ............ I gotta crap




oh yeah... i meant to write that ...but i forgot. yeah. ew.
but, everyone had something to say. ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/24/07 at 7:14 pm


oh yeah... i meant to write that ...but i forgot. yeah. ew.
but, everyone had something to say. ;D
oh it's a popular topic, to be sure, still makes me cringe

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Step-chan on 03/24/07 at 7:18 pm


I rather detested the "POOPy longstocking" thread.


That's a parody author, if I remember correctly.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: tv on 03/24/07 at 10:40 pm

The "I gotta poop" thread I think it was back a year ago on these boards is kinda of a tacky thread title.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 03/24/07 at 11:00 pm

I gotta poo/I gotta pee/I gotta barf... etc
A question for girls/women ages 14+
help scrub <insert member's name here>'s pimply butt
Is 2007 more like 1869 or 1904?

etc...

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: nally on 03/24/07 at 11:00 pm


The "I gotta poop" thread I think it was back a year ago on these boards is kinda of a tacky thread title.

Yes, I thought it was disgusting too. :P Which is why I never clicked on it.




I rather detested the "POOPy longstocking" thread.

Wait, there was an actual thread about this "Poopy longstocking" character? ???


That's a parody author, if I remember correctly.

Yes, roughly two years ago there was someone on amiright.com making parodies under that name. I just wasn't interested in his/her/its parodies. He's also been leaving strange comments over the years.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/24/07 at 11:03 pm


That's a parody author, if I remember correctly.



I think Marsh created the Poopy Longstocking thread though.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: nally on 03/24/07 at 11:06 pm



I think Marsh created the Poopy Longstocking thread though.


I never saw it. What was it about anyway? ???

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/24/07 at 11:07 pm


I never saw it. What was it about anyway? ???



gosh, it was so long ago...I can't even remember...it was one of those threads where people ended up talking about anything, I think. :D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: nally on 03/24/07 at 11:09 pm



gosh, it was so long ago...I can't even remember...it was one of those threads where people ended up talking about anything, I think. :D


Sort of like L.T.E. and MC Hammers' Pants?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/24/07 at 11:10 pm


Sort of like L.T.E. and MC Hammers' Pants?



yes, I believe so.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: nally on 03/24/07 at 11:16 pm



yes, I believe so.


Oh, okay. Like I said, I never even saw the thread...but I do know about a "Poopie Longstocking" entity, who has lurked around amiright.com for a number of years, writing and commenting specifically about toilet humor, which I myself think is rather gross, hence the reason I'm just not interested in it whatsoever. I am not even sure if that person has ever posted here before or not. ::)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Henk on 03/25/07 at 1:16 am



gosh, it was so long ago...I can't even remember...it was one of those threads where people ended up talking about anything, I think. :D


It's Poopy Longstocking's Birthday. That's how it all started.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/25/07 at 1:32 am

Save Howard thread always made me cringe and I have no idea why

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/25/07 at 2:59 am


I gotta poo/I gotta pee/I gotta barf... etc
A question for girls/women ages 14+
help scrub <insert member's name here>'s pimply butt
Is 2007 more like 1869 or 1904?

etc...
oh yeah, decadology threads.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/disgust.gif
but hey. each to there own   

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: KKay on 03/25/07 at 6:40 am



Is 2007 more like 1869 or 1904?

etc...


here comes that sigh again...  *sigh*

I could not take those. basically cuz after one read there is nothing to say.  but how can the thought of one single thing take up all of your time?
Now I'm off to work on my band pictures while listening to Bowie and watching Jules and Jim and sending a PM to Tia.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/25/07 at 6:56 am


Save Howard thread always made me cringe and I have no idea why


and why did that make you cringe? ???

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Marty McFly on 03/25/07 at 8:22 am


here comes that sigh again...  *sigh*

I could not take those. basically cuz after one read there is nothing to say.  but how can the thought of one single thing take up all of your time?
Now I'm off to work on my band pictures while listening to Bowie and watching Jules and Jim and sending a PM to Tia.


Stop making a mockery of someone who hasn't been here in months.

The irony is, all the complaining/teasing about decadeology threads is probably just as pervasive as the actual threads were. ;D

I'll politely say I disagree....and leave it at that.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: KKay on 03/25/07 at 8:34 am


Stop making a mockery of someone who hasn't been here in months.



Actually I was poking fun of myself.  Or Tia.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/poke.gif

I do get your point though.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/25/07 at 10:38 am

but how can the thought of one single thing take up all of your time?
i'd rather think of it as thinking of everything by way of the one thing.

i never really had much of a quarrel with the decadeology threads. i just went around em.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Apricot on 03/25/07 at 11:25 am


The irony is, all the complaining/teasing about decadeology threads is probably just as pervasive as the actual threads were. ;D


It's kinda like how EMO-bashing has become more irritating than the culture itself..

I basically just avoided Decadeology because I didn't have much to say about it, wasn't my thing.. it got annoying trudging through the threads... but never enough that I really got that pissed.

But anyway... A few that have bugged me:

Celebrities Who Are Strangely Attractive/Unattractive: HOW HAS THIS THREAD BEEN GOING ON THIS LONG?! RUN OUT OF FAMOUS PEOPLE ALREADY! I don't know why, but from the first time I saw this thread it pissed me off.. and it still gets me.

The "Massive Insider Joke Thread" and its 14 replicants: This is more of an archetype of threads.. it starts as a joke in one thread, and somehow turns into a thread, which spawns a thread parodying it, then one parodying that, and then I have 9 more reasons to flip off my computer monitor. I really, REALLY hope I've never started any of these that I'm forgetting about..

Any thread where Howard is mentioned in the name: You figure making fun of Howard would eventually get old.. although admittedly, the first time I saw a Paint-Edited Howard, I was amused.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/25/07 at 11:29 am


Celebrities Who Are Strangely Attractive/Unattractive: HOW HAS THIS THREAD BEEN GOING ON THIS LONG?! RUN OUT OF FAMOUS PEOPLE ALREADY! I don't know why, but from the first time I saw this thread it pissed me off.. and it still gets me.
the thing that gets me about the strangely attractive celebrity thread is that most of the celebrities there cited are unstrangely attractive. since most celebrities are attractive.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Marty McFly on 03/25/07 at 11:42 am


Actually I was poking fun of myself.  Or Tia.   http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/poke.gif

I do get your point though.



Yeah, I wasn't so much referring to your post in itself. My apologies if it came off that way. It's just that some people have tended to kick Donnie when he's down, poking childish fun at him when it's not necesarry and I'm not cool with that.


It's kinda like how EMO-bashing has become more irritating than the culture itself..

I basically just avoided Decadeology because I didn't have much to say about it, wasn't my thing.. it got annoying trudging through the threads... but never enough that I really got that pissed.

But anyway... A few that have bugged me:

Celebrities Who Are Strangely Attractive/Unattractive: HOW HAS THIS THREAD BEEN GOING ON THIS LONG?! RUN OUT OF FAMOUS PEOPLE ALREADY! I don't know why, but from the first time I saw this thread it pissed me off.. and it still gets me.

The "Massive Insider Joke Thread" and its 14 replicants: This is more of an archetype of threads.. it starts as a joke in one thread, and somehow turns into a thread, which spawns a thread parodying it, then one parodying that, and then I have 9 more reasons to flip off my computer monitor. I really, REALLY hope I've never started any of these that I'm forgetting about..

Any thread where Howard is mentioned in the name: You figure making fun of Howard would eventually get old.. although admittedly, the first time I saw a Paint-Edited Howard, I was amused.


I can see what you mean about the strangely attractive thread's annoyance, even though I've contrbiuted to it myself. I think a better title might be "celebs we're attracted to that other people might not be".

The only threads that grate on my nerves sometimes are the ones like What Song Are You Listening To, Last Thing You Ate, etc. Nothing wrong with them per se, but they don't really serve much of a purpose and are just an accumulation of pre-arranged words. At least with, say LTE its about random off-topic stuff.

But, to draw a parallel with the decadeology that you mentioned, I just avoid those threads as opposed to taking cheap shots at the people who enjoy them. I wish more people could have the maturity to do that, but oh well.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/07 at 1:30 pm


I think that was meat! lol


No way! I'm prettty sure it was Tia.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/25/07 at 1:51 pm

Right now, it's "The photoshop Catwoman's hubby, Carlos thread". Probably because it uses the word 'Hubby', and that word always makes me cringe. I'm sure there are more.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/07 at 1:51 pm


Right now, it's "The photoshop Catwoman's hubby, Carlos thread". Probably because it uses the word 'Hubby', and that word always makes me cringe. I'm sure there are more.


I don't like the poor grammar. I think it should just say "The Photoshop Don Carlos Thread."

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/25/07 at 2:00 pm

OK it's changed so now it's less annoying.  Sorry my grammar wasn't up to standard

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/07 at 2:04 pm


OK it's changed so now it's less annoying.  Sorry my grammar wasn't up to standard


Hahaha... Thank you.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/25/07 at 2:06 pm


OK it's changed so now it's less annoying.  Sorry my grammar wasn't up to standard



XD Aw, You didn't have to do that, really. I could have coped =P

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/07 at 2:07 pm



XD Aw, You didn't have to do that, really. I could have coped =P


Oh, no. I think you would've plunged into a long, endless bout of depression!

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: nally on 03/25/07 at 2:18 pm


i'd rather think of it as thinking of everything by way of the one thing.

i never really had much of a quarrel with the decadalogy threads. i just went around em.



I was never interested in them period (mostly cuz they didn't make any sense). Just like the "I gotta poo/pee/barf" threads. :P

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/25/07 at 2:20 pm

Most threads in the Politics board make me cringe, but I learn quite a bit from them, so I view it as a necessary evil.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: woops on 03/25/07 at 4:06 pm

Most celebrity gossip (Like who cares about a certain spoiled hotel heiress or that pop singer with the initials 'B.S.') and political threads...

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Step-chan on 03/25/07 at 4:08 pm



I think Marsh created the Poopy Longstocking thread though.


I never seen the thread, at least I don't think I have. I just know there's a parody author on list under that name.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/25/07 at 4:34 pm


who was that creep who started the "help scrub howard's pimply butt" thread?


Well,It sure wasn't me. ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/25/07 at 4:34 pm

I should add....any thread having to do with bodily functions.  I will never understand why complete strangers feel the need to know that about another person.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/25/07 at 4:36 pm


I should add....any thread having to do with bodily functions.  I will never understand why complete strangers feel the need to know that about another person.



Yeah,I agree with you hoheartedly Beth.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/25/07 at 4:38 pm



Yeah,I agree with you hoheartedly Beth.




Who you callin' a "ho", Howard?  Damn.






:P

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/25/07 at 5:32 pm




Who you callin' a "ho", Howard?  Damn.






:P



I wasn't calling you a ho,I was just responding to your post. ::)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/25/07 at 5:34 pm



I wasn't calling you a ho,I was just responding to your post. ::)




You didn't see the smilie at the bottom, apparently.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/25/07 at 5:35 pm




You didn't see the smilie at the bottom, apparently.


Sometimes I overlook the smilies,Beth.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/25/07 at 5:42 pm

"love kids? wanna have some?" kinda makes me cringe.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/25/07 at 5:43 pm


"love kids? wanna have some?" kinda makes me cringe.


Me Too sometimes.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Step-chan on 03/25/07 at 5:46 pm


"love kids? wanna have some?" kinda makes me cringe.


:o

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: La Roche on 03/25/07 at 6:56 pm


"love kids? wanna have some?" kinda makes me cringe.


I tried but she was too strong.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/25/07 at 7:11 pm

Duplicate Threads

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/25/07 at 7:30 pm


Duplicate Threads
Duplicate Threads

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/25/07 at 7:31 pm

  Do you ever sit in front of your computer in your underwear while on the boards?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/25/07 at 7:31 pm


Duplicate Threads
bastard  ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Marty McFly on 03/26/07 at 12:08 am



I wasn't calling you a ho,I was just responding to your post. ::)


Here's the deal...you probably intended to say "whole heartedly", but it came out "ho heartedly".

She was merely joking with you, seeing as you typed "ho", by asking if you were calling someone a ho.

No biggie dude, just a little ironic joke.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/26/07 at 2:10 am


Duplicate Threads
Triplicate Threads

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 03/26/07 at 3:50 am

You know how I know you're gay?
rubixgirl is in love with Pap Daddy. Breaking news inside!
OCD-(Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) VS. ADD/ADHD, I wish I had ADD !-Please Read
Needed: Top Infinite Reasons KIRK is better than Picard-Rejected Reasons
Show us your BOO-TAY!
WANTED: TONKA CUPCAKE DOLLS AND POPPLES!!!

Found on first 3 pages of Wanted section:
More Jarts for sale!
jarts
Unused, In The Box Regent Jarts for Sale - New Price
I have a vintage set of Regent slider jarts for sale
Yard Darts Set in the box For Sale
I have sets of lawn jarts for sale
Huge jarts collection up for grabs!! All or part!!
I have 2 sets of Lawn Darts with boxes for sale
selling jarts
Jarts - Lawn darts - just found a NEVER OPENED set
JARTS OR LAWN DARTS FOR SALE
Too Many Lawn Jarts Darts
selling jarts
Lawn Darts

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/26/07 at 6:18 am


Here's the deal...you probably intended to say "whole heartedly", but it came out "ho heartedly".

She was merely joking with you, seeing as you typed "ho", by asking if you were calling someone a ho.

No biggie dude, just a little ironic joke.


That was my booboo Marty. ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: nally on 03/26/07 at 10:53 am


Do you ever sit in front of your computer in your underwear while on the boards?



Like we really need to know that. ::)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: nally on 03/26/07 at 10:54 am



OCD-(Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) VS. ADD/ADHD, I wish I had ADD !-Please Read



That was one of the many threads started by ol' AndrewCoolestDude (under one of his aliases).

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/26/07 at 4:20 pm


That was one of the many threads started by ol' AndrewCoolestDude (under one of his aliases).



He made me cringe. ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/26/07 at 4:20 pm


Found on first 3 pages of Wanted section:
More Jarts for sale!
jarts
Unused, In The Box Regent Jarts for Sale - New Price
I have a vintage set of Regent slider jarts for sale
Yard Darts Set in the box For Sale
I have sets of lawn jarts for sale
Huge jarts collection up for grabs!! All or part!!
I have 2 sets of Lawn Darts with boxes for sale
selling jarts
Jarts - Lawn darts - just found a NEVER OPENED set
JARTS OR LAWN DARTS FOR SALE
Too Many Lawn Jarts Darts
selling jarts
Lawn Darts



That's funny.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/26/07 at 4:36 pm

How do I Know You're gay  ::)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: La Roche on 03/26/07 at 9:13 pm


How do I Know You're gay  ::)


... because I touched your ass?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Brian06 on 03/26/07 at 10:48 pm


  Do you ever sit in front of your computer in your underwear while on the boards?




lol yeah that would be one and any of the "i gotta pee/poop, etc. ones", what was really distubing was how active all these threads were. Also the before mentioned "help scrub howard's pimply butt thread".  ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/26/07 at 10:51 pm


... because I touched your ass?
I know for a fact that this is not necessarily gay as I am on a butt slapping softball team. what is gay is if you cup your hand when slapping. that's gay.


...wasn't there a horrid thread, something to the effect of " What does Poop taste like"? 

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/26/07 at 10:53 pm





...wasn't there a horrid thread, something to the effect of " What does Poop taste like"? 


leave it up to Doms to create one like that! :D ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/26/07 at 10:55 pm


leave it up to Doms to create one like that! :D ;D
yeah, I think that one makes me cringe the most.
way to go Meat  :-\\

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: nally on 03/26/07 at 10:59 pm



He made me cringe. ;D

His attitude made me cringe. ::)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/27/07 at 1:43 pm


... because I touched your ass?



That doesn't make you gay.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: La Roche on 03/27/07 at 1:54 pm


I know for a fact that this is not necessarily gay as I am on a butt slapping softball team. what is gay is if you cup your hand when slapping. that's gay.


...wasn't there a horrid thread, something to the effect of " What does Poop taste like"? 


Is the cupping rule the same as.. you can get a blowjob from a guy.. and it's not gay, as long as you don't touch him?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/27/07 at 2:41 pm


Is the cupping rule the same as.. you can get a blowjob from a guy.. and it's not gay, as long as you don't touch him?
dude, no, those are different rules that you should not even be aware of. that's a different ball game altogether. ;D geez Andy,  my 3rd baseman hits a 3run homer, walks in the dugout, gets a high five or a slap on the rear is way different than the bj rule you mention  :o

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 2:54 pm

that damn tissue babies thread! i mean, what the hell?!?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 3:06 pm

people who need to be hit in the face with a fish. did anyone mention that one yet?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: La Roche on 03/27/07 at 4:35 pm


dude, no, those are different rules that you should not even be aware of. that's a different ball game altogether. ;D geez Andy,  my 3rd baseman hits a 3run homer, walks in the dugout, gets a high five or a slap on the rear is way different than the bj rule you mention  :o


.. so.. touching another guys ass is ok?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/27/07 at 4:37 pm


.. so.. touching another guys ass is ok?
it does seem a little Brokeback Mountain-ish, doesn't it?  :-[

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 4:44 pm


yeah, I think that one makes me cringe the most.
way to go Meat   :-\\


I'm sorry.. I was just (and still am) REALLY curious as to what it tastes like.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/27/07 at 4:50 pm


I'm sorry.. I was just (and still am) REALLY curious as to what it tastes like.
you did not just say that

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 4:54 pm


you did not just say that
***warning: do not under any circumstances watch this clip.***

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MOMrslEMp94

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 5:05 pm


***warning: do not under any circumstances watch this clip.***

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MOMrslEMp94


Why don't I ever listen to you?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 5:15 pm

sorry! :-[

this is quickly becoming the thread that makes everybody cringe.

john waters is awesome, though. you have to see "polyester."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xBFDaXSP5qs&mode=related&search=

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: nally on 03/27/07 at 5:56 pm


people who need to be hit in the face with a fish. did anyone mention that one yet?

I don't think so.

That was a rather strange title in itself.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/27/07 at 9:32 pm


***warning: do not under any circumstances watch this clip.***

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MOMrslEMp94


I watched it. :P

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 9:35 pm


I watched it. :P
actually YOU should probably watch it.

nally should probably NOT watch it.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/27/07 at 9:36 pm


nally should probably NOT watch it.



Good, you didn't capitalize the "n".

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: spaceace on 03/27/07 at 9:37 pm

That thread about Howard's butt was pretty mortifying.  :P

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 9:40 pm



Good, you didn't capitalize the "n".
oops.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 9:40 pm


That thread about Howard's butt was pretty mortifying.  :P
whoever was responsible for that should be prosecuted to the limit of the law.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/27/07 at 9:40 pm


whoever was responsible for that should be prosecuted to the limit of the law.



I fully agree.  In fact, I'd go so far as to suggest caning for it. 

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 9:41 pm


whoever was responsible for that should be prosecuted to the limit of the law.


You do realize that's death, don't you?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: spaceace on 03/27/07 at 9:43 pm


whoever was responsible for that should be prosecuted to the limit of the law.


Technically YOU wrote it!!!  I just inspired your creativity.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 9:45 pm


Technically YOU wrote it!!!  I just inspired your creativity.
oops! they're onto me! scatter!

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: spaceace on 03/27/07 at 9:45 pm



I fully agree.  In fact, I'd go so far as to suggest caning for it. 


Getting hit with a bamboo cane smarts quite a bit, or so I've heard.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/27/07 at 9:46 pm


That thread about Howard's butt was pretty mortifying.  :P


Nobody wants to see my butt.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: spaceace on 03/27/07 at 9:48 pm


Nobody wants to see my butt.


At least you're honest.  No one really wants to talk about it either.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 9:50 pm


At least you're honest.  No one really wants to talk about it either.


Howard's butt was pretty firm today, wasn't it?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: La Roche on 03/27/07 at 9:51 pm


Howard's butt was pretty firm today, wasn't it?


You'd know.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 9:52 pm


You'd know.


Yes, that is why I mentioned it.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: spaceace on 03/27/07 at 9:53 pm


Howard's butt was pretty firm today, wasn't it?


Doms you need a new hobby. :)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 9:55 pm


Doms you need a new hobby. :)


It's not just a hobby... it's a way of life!

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/27/07 at 9:56 pm


It's not just a hobby... it's a way of life!


Touching strange man ass?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 9:57 pm


Touching strange man ass?


Who said I touch it? I just follow him around, watching it, all day.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: spaceace on 03/27/07 at 9:58 pm


It's not just a hobby... it's a way of life!


But . . . it's Howard.

Pardon me for cringing.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 9:58 pm


But . . . it's Howard.

Pardon me for cringing.


=D That's the point of this thread.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/27/07 at 9:59 pm


Who said I touch it? I just follow him around, watching it, all day.


That's touching it with your eyes.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 10:01 pm


That's touching it with your eyes.


I'd call it eye raping, yes, but it's not illegal, is it?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: spaceace on 03/27/07 at 10:02 pm


=D That's the point of this thread.


Yeah but this was one of those gut wrenching cringes.  No one should have to go through those.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 10:02 pm


Yeah but this was one of those gut wrenching cringes.  No one should have to go through those.


I apologize. I seem to be really good at causing those!

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/27/07 at 10:03 pm


I'd call it eye raping, yes, but it's not illegal, is it?


Nope. And if you like looking at strange man ass, be my guest.

I hope he waxed for you though.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 10:03 pm


Nope. And if you like looking at strange man ass, be my guest.

I hope he waxed for you though.


Oh, he didn't. He doesn't know. But that's okay, he's usually clothed... In public.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 10:03 pm


I apologize. I seem to be really good at causing those!
tissue babies!

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: KKay on 03/27/07 at 10:26 pm


tissue babies!

good band name

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 10:27 pm


good band name



Whoa... OH MY GOD!! YES!! *Writes down on notepad*.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: La Roche on 03/27/07 at 10:28 pm


good band name



Agreed.

What's really funny is you know ^Meatyboy.. totally dosen't get it.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 10:49 pm


Agreed.

What's really funny is you know ^Meatyboy.. totally dosen't get it.


There is only one innuendo I can think of from that... But I've realized it from the first time it was mentioned...

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: La Roche on 03/27/07 at 10:50 pm


On the contrary, I would guess he gets plenty of tissue babies... you're assuming some other use?


Ok.. so.. I don't know you, so I'll be literal and we'll work out later if you're versed in humor.  ;)

Tissue Baby - When one jerks off.. the semen expelled is often collected with a tissue.. thus, the genetic material required to create a baby ends up in the tissue... tissue baby.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 10:50 pm


Ok.. so.. I don't know you, so I'll be literal and we'll work out later if you're versed in humor.  ;)

Tissue Baby - When one jerks off.. the semen expelled is often collected with a tissue.. thus, the genetic material required to create a baby ends up in the tissue... tissue baby.


That is what I thought. See? I know more than you think!

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 10:55 pm

wait. i thought this all got started because i said something goofy about putting a condom on my nose. then meat! said something about avoiding tissue babies, which, without getting too far into what a "tissue baby" would be, could be defined as the thing this act of condomizing one's nose could be intended to prevent. whatever it is.

in other news, this thread has truly become an unholy horror.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 10:56 pm


wait. i thought this all got started because i said something goofy about putting a condom on my nose. then meat! said something about avoiding tissue babies, which, without getting too far into what a "tissue baby" would be, could be defined as the thing this act of condomizing one's nose could be intended to prevent. whatever it is.

in other news, this thread has truly become an unholy horror.


Back then, it was innocent. You're the one who made it sexual!

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: La Roche on 03/27/07 at 10:57 pm


That is what I thought. See? I know more than you think!


Maybe I need to reaffirm your status.


It was an attempt at humor, but apparently a failed one. I was suggesting that said tissue was likely the only partner available and hence he certainly would "get" tissue babies... pun gone awry. Eh, I never did comedy.


No worrys... I just wasn't sure.


wait. i thought this all got started because i said something goofy about putting a condom on my nose. then meat! said something about avoiding tissue babies, which, without getting too far into what a "tissue baby" would be, could be defined as the thing this act of condomizing one's nose could be intended to prevent. whatever it is.

in other news, this thread has truly become an unholy horror.


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Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 10:58 pm

Oh.. Oh. I see what I did now. I was talking about snot... going into the tissue. Snot looks kind of like... erm... Yeah. Okay.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 10:59 pm


Back then, it was innocent. You're the one who made it sexual!
heck, i don't even remember the context but i think everybody was already talking about condoms anyway. it was in the ask me thread, wasn't it? maybe i'll go look.

but the tissue baby stuff above? yuck. :P

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/27/07 at 11:00 pm


in other news, this thread has truly become an unholy horror.



You expected less?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: La Roche on 03/27/07 at 11:01 pm



You expected less?


First mistake.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 11:08 pm

i went back and looked and it all started because we were talking about how porcupines had sex and howard asked where you'd put the condom and i said i'd put it on my nose. total crap joke but it was already sexual, in that way in which porcupines can be sexualized. which isn't much.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 11:08 pm


i went back and looked and it all started because we were talking about how porcupines had sex and howard asked where you'd put the condom and i said i'd put it on my nose. total crap joke but it was already sexual, in that way in which porcupines can be sexualized. which isn't much.


So it's all Badfinger Fan's fault!

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/27/07 at 11:18 pm

This thread is one huge psychotic episode.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 11:23 pm


So it's all Badfinger Fan's fault!
yeah, lpet's go with that.

to be fair i posted that link to pink flamingos. course i warned everyone not to watch it, but i'm sure that just made everyone watch it.

it's gross!

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/27/07 at 11:27 pm


yeah, lpet's go with that.

to be fair i posted that link to pink flamingos. course i warned everyone not to watch it, but i'm sure that just made everyone watch it.

it's gross!


I blame Howard. He's the resident horndog.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/27/07 at 11:29 pm

I blame Andy. 

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 11:29 pm


Here's the deal...you probably intended to say "whole heartedly", but it came out "ho heartedly".

She was merely joking with you, seeing as you typed "ho", by asking if you were calling someone a ho.

No biggie dude, just a little ironic joke.
here's something that struck me before but i didn't say anything -- now by what malfunction of the digits, precisely, does "whole" get inadvertently mistyped as "ho"? howard says he did this by accident but i smell a conspiracy.

i'm telling ya, howard's actually a genius performance artist doing a number on us on this message board to get his MFA at UC berkeley. i'm convinced of it.

i'm on to you, "howard," if that really is your name.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/28/07 at 1:02 am


***warning: do not under any circumstances watch this clip.***

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MOMrslEMp94
good thing I don't open videos or photos at work, which is where I was when I saw this post, you're gonne get me fired Tia  ???
I got about 1/3 of the way through the vid, & then read a couple of reviews while it was playing and that was enough for me. I cut the feed when I saw something about dog sh*t  ;D  damn!!!!!


So it's all Badfinger Fan's fault!
whoa, all I did was ask you on the Ask Me Questions thread was if it was painful when porcupines had sex.


i went back and looked and it all started because we were talking about how porcupines had sex and howard asked where you'd put the condom and i said i'd put it on my nose. total crap joke but it was already sexual, in that way in which porcupines can be sexualized. which isn't much.
yes, this is where the degeneration began, right here with this post^ thanks for confessing Tia

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/28/07 at 5:32 am

i can't believe yall didn't know about the pink flamingos scene! that's like the legendary most offensive scene ever in the history of movies!

and i'm not taking the fall for this one man. yall were already talking about porcupine sex. nothing good could come of that.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 6:05 am


At least you're honest.  No one really wants to talk about it either.


Only Robin should see it. ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 10:58 am


i can't believe yall didn't know about the pink flamingos scene! that's like the legendary most offensive scene ever in the history of movies!

and i'm not taking the fall for this one man. yall were already talking about porcupine sex. nothing good could come of that.


I knew about it. It's quite....ummm......interesting. :P

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/28/07 at 11:36 am

Anything started by Donnie Darko.

The "I gotta pee/poop" threads

-I thought I also saw a thread entitled "Ask Me About Pornography".
(Isn't that just kinda self-evident?)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 3:13 pm

Ask me About Sex  ::)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 3:14 pm


here's something that struck me before but i didn't say anything -- now by what malfunction of the digits, precisely, does "whole" get inadvertently mistyped as "ho"? howard says he did this by accident but i smell a conspiracy.

i'm telling ya, howard's actually a genius performance artist doing a number on us on this message board to get his MFA at UC berkeley. i'm convinced of it.

i'm on to you, "howard," if that really is your name.


Yes that's my REAL name. ::)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/28/07 at 3:41 pm


i can't believe yall didn't know about the pink flamingos scene! that's like the legendary most offensive scene ever in the history of movies!



I knew about the Pink Flamingos scene.  I've seen plenty of documentaries on John Waters and they never fail to show that clip.




Yes that's my REAL name. ::)




Are you sure?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/28/07 at 3:42 pm


Are you sure?
of course, if what i'm saying is true, of course he'll still CLAIM that's his name.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 3:50 pm


of course, if what i'm saying is true, of course he'll still CLAIM that's his name.


Wanna see my birth certificate? ::)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Marian on 03/28/07 at 3:50 pm


who was that creep who started the "help scrub howard's pimply butt" thread?
LOL

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Marian on 03/28/07 at 3:52 pm


  Do you ever sit in front of your computer in your underwear while on the boards?


Not when i'm at the library.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: nally on 03/28/07 at 4:03 pm



-I thought I also saw a thread entitled "Ask Me About Pornography".
(Isn't that just kinda self-evident?)


Ask me About Sex  ::)


Those thread names kinda creeped me out too, lol. ::)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 4:03 pm



I knew about the Pink Flamingos scene.  I've seen plenty of documentaries on John Waters and they never fail to show that clip.





Are you sure?


Yes I'm sure. >:( ::)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/28/07 at 4:05 pm

Sex and porn creeped someone out?  Good Lord.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/28/07 at 4:06 pm


Wanna see my birth certificate? ::)
easily forged! particularly if you have intelligence agency sponsorship.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 4:08 pm


easily forged! particularly if you have intelligence agency sponsorship.


No I don't.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Marty McFly on 03/28/07 at 4:21 pm


No I don't.


You do realize Tia's speaking in irony, right? ;)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 4:22 pm


You do realize Tia's speaking in irony, right? ;)



Sorry about that I thought he was being serious. ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 4:22 pm


Those thread names kinda creeped me out too, lol. ::)


Hey! The sex one was mine! And it was legit until Howard got a hold of it! Frickin' A, if that offended you, then you really shouldn't be online.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/28/07 at 4:23 pm

I see what you did there.  And I completely agree.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 4:24 pm


Hey! The sex one was mine! And it was legit until Howard got a hold of it! Frickin' A, if that offended you, then you really shouldn't be online.


Sorry My fault! :-[

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 4:29 pm


Sorry My fault! :-[


Awww, I forgive you. :)

At least you apologize for stuff. :D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 4:30 pm


Awww, I forgive you. :)

At least you apologize for stuff. :D


Now could you re-open that thread or will it stay closed?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 4:30 pm


Now could you re-open that thread or will it stay closed?



Hmmm...maybe I should make a part two.

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: nally on 03/28/07 at 4:31 pm


Hey! The sex one was mine! And it was legit until Howard got a hold of it! Frickin' A, if that offended you, then you really shouldn't be online.

Sorry bout that. I didn't remember that you were the one that started it. :-\\

Maybe "Creeped me out" was not a good choice of words on my part. Honestly, I do not wanna offend anybody.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 4:31 pm



Hmmm...maybe I should make a part two.


Ok Sounds neat.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Marty McFly on 03/28/07 at 4:32 pm


Hey! The sex one was mine! And it was legit until Howard got a hold of it! Frickin' A, if that offended you, then you really shouldn't be online.


Yeah, personal taste is one thing, but I'm surprised a 26/27-year old guy would be offended at the mention of sex per se. Just seems odd to me. If I'm not interested in something, I just don't read it, lol.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/28/07 at 4:33 pm


Yeah, personal taste is one thing, but I'm surprised a 26/27-year old guy would be offended at the mention of sex per se.



I share that wonderment.  No really, I do.  If sex weirds you out that much....ummmmm

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: thereshegoes on 03/28/07 at 4:33 pm


Hey! The sex one was mine! And it was legit until Howard got a hold of it! Frickin' A, if that offended you, then you really shouldn't be online.

You know what makes me cringe around here?
There's not enough sex on this board,i'm sorry but i find that really weird :o

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: nally on 03/28/07 at 4:34 pm


Yeah, personal taste is one thing, but I'm surprised a 26/27-year old guy would be offended at the mention of sex per se. Just seems odd to me. If I'm not interested in something, I just don't read it, lol.

I never said I read the thread. In fact, I didn't read it. In fact, it's just something that I'm not interested in. If someone tells me that they're not intrested in something, I have the courtesy to respect it.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/28/07 at 4:34 pm


You know what makes me cringe around here?
There's not enough sex on this board,i'm sorry but i find that really weird :o



Just for you, Isabel......we'll up the Sex Factor.  But only for you.  Because we like you.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/28/07 at 4:34 pm

NOT INTERESTED IN SEX?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?  I need my smelling salts...I think I'm getting the vapors.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 4:37 pm




I think I'm going to vomit.


That'll make me cringe. :P

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 4:39 pm


I never said I read the thread. In fact, I didn't read it. In fact, it's just something that I'm not interested in. If someone tells me that they're not intrested in something, I have the courtesy to respect it.


Don't get hysterical.




Sorry I can't reach past 6 inches.


You rule. ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/28/07 at 4:40 pm

http://static.flickr.com/26/96478022_a1e8b4e399.jpg

this thread: a pictoral impression.

Subject: Re: The 1968 Democratic National Confusion

Written By: nally on 03/28/07 at 4:41 pm


Don't get hysterical.


You rule. ;D

What makes you think I was getting hysterical?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Paul on 03/28/07 at 4:41 pm


Sorry I can't reach past 6 inches.


Nor can I...













...from the floor, that is! :D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/28/07 at 4:43 pm

I love how de-capitalizing the J in Jessica's name is supposed to mean something.  Like she gives a damn.



http://static.flickr.com/26/96478022_a1e8b4e399.jpg

this thread: a pictoral impression.





You just now noticed this?  For shame.


Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/28/07 at 4:43 pm

I think even if someone isn't crazy about the sex, they should still make fistkabobs every now and then to prevent their little death stars from exploding.

Subject: Nally likes to change thread titles! Oooh la la!

Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 4:47 pm


What makes you think I was getting hysterical?


Because you are overjustifying your position. So you sounded like a prudish older woman seeing a nudie for the first time.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/28/07 at 4:51 pm


I think even if someone isn't crazy about the sex, they should still make fistkabobs every now and then to prevent their little death stars from exploding.



This is the funniest euphemism I've ever heard in my life.

Subject: Re: Thread Titles That Make You Cringe

Written By: nally on 03/28/07 at 4:53 pm


Because you are overjustifying your position. So you sounded like a prudish older woman seeing a nudie for the first time.

I didn't realize it. Maybe I should have responded differently or something. I dunno

Subject: Re: Thread Titles That Make You Cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 4:55 pm


I didn't realize it. Maybe I should have responded differently or something. I dunno


Probably. But everyone makes mistakes.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/28/07 at 4:59 pm


Probably. But everyone makes mistakes.



Everyone? 

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 5:02 pm



Everyone? 


Nobody is perfect. NOBODY! NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/28/07 at 5:03 pm


Nobody is perfect. NOBODY! NOBODY!!!!!!!!


Who is this Nobody?  I must learn to be perfect like him.  I like how Nobody has the N capitalized too.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/28/07 at 5:03 pm

Capitalized N's are the hotness.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Marty McFly on 03/28/07 at 5:27 pm


I never said I read the thread. In fact, I didn't read it. In fact, it's just something that I'm not interested in. If someone tells me that they're not intrested in something, I have the courtesy to respect it.


Fair enough man, sorry if I offended. ;) I wasn't trying to be disrespectful, just kinda wondered. I'm kinda conservative/innocent in retrospect myself, but I'm not "grossed out" by it. Everyone's entitled to their views, though.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/28/07 at 8:41 pm

some of the sexual references around here go pretty far even for me, and i'm far from prudish.

then again, sometimes i go pretty far even for myself.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/28/07 at 8:42 pm


some of the sexual references around here go pretty far even for me, and i'm far from prudish.

then again, sometimes i go pretty far even for myself.


Confucius say: "Man with hole in pocket always feel a little cocky."

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/28/07 at 8:44 pm


some of the sexual references around here go pretty far even for me, and i'm far from prudish.

then again, sometimes i go pretty far even for myself.
and you really have no control over it  :)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/28/07 at 9:11 pm


Nobody is perfect. NOBODY! NOBODY!!!!!!!!


Indeed.
Quite so.


Confucius say: "Man with hole in pocket always feel a little cocky."


Confucius also say, "Female pilot flying upside-down have hairy crack up."

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 9:44 pm


Nor can I...













...from the floor, that is! :D


It's all about the "frankfurter".  ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/28/07 at 9:46 pm

Howard, stop talking about your penis.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Midas on 03/28/07 at 9:54 pm


Howard, stop talking about your penis.


*cringe*

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: whistledog on 03/28/07 at 10:18 pm

Howard talks about his penis so much, does that make him cocky? :D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Step-chan on 03/28/07 at 10:58 pm


Howard talks about his penis so much, does that make him cocky? :D


cringe

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Midas on 03/28/07 at 11:02 pm


Howard, stop talking about your penis.

*cringe*


Howard talks about his penis so much, does that make him cocky? :D

cringe


Good thing there's not a thread titled "Howard's penis" :D ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 11:03 pm




Good thing there's not a thread titled "Howard's penis" :D ;D



Hmmmmm................

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Midas on 03/28/07 at 11:05 pm



Hmmmmm................


Don't be askin' his penis nothin'!  You'll shoot your eye out!

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 11:07 pm


Don't be askin' his penis nothin'!  You'll shoot your eye out!


Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra....

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/28/07 at 11:09 pm


Everyone's entitled to their views, though.



Exactly. ;)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 11:10 pm



Exactly. ;)


Apparently Doms' view is of Howard's ass......or so I've heard. :D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: whistledog on 03/28/07 at 11:11 pm

There doesn't need to be a thread for Howard to talk about his penis, cause he will always find a way ;D  Possible thread topics ...

- "Remember that song 'Jerk Out' by The Time?"
- "How many strokes do you take when you are rowing your canoe"
- "How off-beat are you"
- "Let talk about Penal Codes"
- "Remember Boner Stabbone on Growing Pains?"
- "Why is a Detective called a Private Dick?"
- "When assembling a dingy, do you Shellac your wood?"

:D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 11:12 pm


There doesn't need to be a thread for Howard to talk about his penis, cause he will always find a way ;D  Possible thread topics ...

- "Remember that song 'Jerk Out' by The Time?"
- "How many strokes do you take when you are rowing your canoe"
- "How off-beat are you"
- "Let talk about Penal Codes"
- "Remember Boner Stabbone on Growing Pains?"
- "Why is a Detective called a Private Dick?"
- "When assembling a dingy, do you Shellac your wood?"

:D




Don't we have a topic for suggestive thread titles? Or should someone make one?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Midas on 03/28/07 at 11:13 pm


There doesn't need to be a thread for Howard to talk about his penis, cause he will always find a way ;D  Possible thread topics ...

- "Remember that song 'Jerk Out' by The Time?"
- "How many strokes do you take when you are rowing your canoe"
- "How off-beat are you"
- "Let talk about Penal Codes"
- "Remember Boner Stabbone on Growing Pains?"
- "Why is a Detective called a Private Dick?"
- "When assembling a dingy, do you Shellac your wood?"

:D




He'd definitely post in that first one.  That's now a jammin' oldie!

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Step-chan on 03/28/07 at 11:16 pm




Good thing there's not a thread titled "Howard's penis" :D ;D


Well, that is blessed thing....

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Midas on 03/28/07 at 11:19 pm



Well, that is blessed thing....



I hope you mean the absence of the thread  ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: whistledog on 03/28/07 at 11:22 pm

absence?  I thought there was going to be no talking about Howard's penis :D

"Little Willy Willy won't go home!  But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go!"

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 11:30 pm


absence?  I thought there was going to be no talking about Howard's penis :D

"Little Willy Willy won't go home!  But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go!"


You should type that in Engrish:

"Rittre Wirry Wirry won't go home! But you can't push Wirry 'lound, Wirry won't go!" http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/smilejap.gif

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/29/07 at 2:43 am


There doesn't need to be a thread for Howard to talk about his penis, cause he will always find a way ;D  Possible thread topics ...

- "Remember that song 'Jerk Out' by The Time?"
- "How many strokes do you take when you are rowing your canoe"
- "How off-beat are you"
- "Let talk about Penal Codes"
- "Remember Boner Stabbone on Growing Pains?"
- "Why is a Detective called a Private Dick?"
- "When assembling a dingy, do you Shellac your wood?"

:D


This will also be known as either "The Clarence Carter" thread, or "Ask Tripod".

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 6:16 am


Howard, stop talking about your penis.


I won't talk about my penis anymore. ::)







penis! ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 6:18 am




Good thing there's not a thread titled "Howard's penis" :D ;D


Don't encourage him! >:(

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 6:19 am


Don't be askin' his penis nothin'!  You'll shoot your eye out!


It's quite deadly! :o

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/29/07 at 9:24 am

Is Bigger ALWAYS Better?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/29/07 at 9:29 am


Is Bigger ALWAYS Better?


Wasn't that asked on my sex topic?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: thereshegoes on 03/29/07 at 9:38 am


Wasn't that asked on my sex topic?

What did you answer? I got to go see if you lied  ;D






edit to add: You did ;)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/29/07 at 9:59 am

i like having sex with women with big tits better but it's not that much of an issue either way. i do get the impression a lot of women really do prioritize dick size though.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/29/07 at 10:02 am

looks like this thread developed into another sex thread unintentionally.  (I'm not complaining, just observing). 

I still have to look through some of the older threads in the archives to find some crinnge-worthy thread titles..

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: thereshegoes on 03/29/07 at 10:14 am


i like having sex with women with big tits better but it's not that much of an issue either way. i do get the impression a lot of women really do prioritize dick size though.


We don't at all,you guys do it and we make fun of it :P

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: La Roche on 03/29/07 at 10:26 am


i like having sex with women with big tits better but it's not that much of an issue either way. i do get the impression a lot of women really do prioritize dick size though.


I also prefer chicks with big tits.

.. and a nice ass.

... and a propensity for silence.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/29/07 at 10:28 am


We don't at all,you guys do it and we make fun of it :P
it's not a size issue with me so much as that mine's all wiggly. :-[  :\'(

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: La Roche on 03/29/07 at 10:29 am


it's not a size issue with me so much as that mine's all wiggly. :-[  :\'(


Dude... we discussed this.

That's your toe..

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: karen on 03/29/07 at 10:29 am


it's not a size issue with me so much as that mine's all wiggly. :-[  :\'(


You mean it wiggles or it is shaped in a wiggle (like a zigzag)?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/29/07 at 10:55 am


You mean it wiggles or it is shaped in a wiggle (like a zigzag)?
it's actually shaped like the nozzle on a bottle of windex. with the squeeze handle and everything. it's weird.

i'm just how god made me! :-\\

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: karen on 03/29/07 at 10:58 am


it's actually shaped like the nozzle on a bottle of windex. with the squeeze handle and everything. it's weird.

i'm just how god made me! :-\\


Are you sure you're looking in the right place?  tell you what next time you visit England get Andy to bring you across to my lab.  I'll give you an experts opinion.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: thereshegoes on 03/29/07 at 11:06 am


Are you sure you're looking in the right place?  tell you what next time you visit England get Andy to bring you across to my lab.  I'll give you an experts opinion.


You are such a smooth operator,Karen 8)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/29/07 at 12:55 pm


it's actually shaped like the nozzle on a bottle of windex. with the squeeze handle and everything. it's weird.

i'm just how god made me! :-\\


:o

I don't know if that's hot or scary.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/29/07 at 1:01 pm


it's not a size issue with me so much as that mine's all wiggly. :-(i.e. deeper) she will want someone bigger, but some women can't take big ones.  It's totally an individual thing.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/29/07 at 1:02 pm


I'm imagining a fire hose wiggling around...

One thing that guys don't realize, is that women are different "sizes" too.  If a woman is bigger (i.e. deeper) she will want someone bigger, but some women can't take big ones.  It's totally an individual thing.


And that is why some women invest in the B.O.B.

I have several.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/29/07 at 1:04 pm


And that is why some women invest in the B.O.B.

I have several.


The what?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/29/07 at 1:05 pm


The what?


Battery Operated Boyfriend.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/29/07 at 1:07 pm


Battery Operated Boyfriend.



God Bless the alkaline.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 4:09 pm


Is Bigger ALWAYS Better?




Yes It Sure is. ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/29/07 at 5:45 pm


Battery Operated Boyfriend.


LOL!  I've never heard that name before.  God Bless technology.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/29/07 at 10:21 pm


I'm imagining a fire hose wiggling around...

One thing that guys don't realize, is that women are different "sizes" too.  If a woman is bigger (i.e. deeper) she will want someone bigger, but some women can't take big ones.  It's totally an individual thing.
i hear it tends to vary with height/body size.

you know who's really short? :D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: La Roche on 03/29/07 at 10:37 pm


Are you sure you're looking in the right place?  tell you what next time you visit England get Andy to bring you across to my lab.  I'll give you an experts opinion.


Hell, let's bring some other guys and we'll just rock out with our cocks out.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: karen on 03/30/07 at 6:17 am


i hear it tends to vary with height/body size.

you know who's really short? :D


It just looks bigger on shorter guys

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/30/07 at 6:20 am


Hell, let's bring some other guys and we'll just rock out with our cocks out.


http://www.sooprecords.com/graphics/cock.jpg

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/30/07 at 6:21 am


I also prefer chicks with big tits.

.. and a nice ass.

... and a propensity for silence.


And some grass on the field. ;)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: La Roche on 03/30/07 at 8:10 am


And some grass on the field. ;)


.. no, not really.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/30/07 at 2:54 pm


.. no, not really.


I like them big afros!  ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/30/07 at 2:56 pm


it's actually shaped like the nozzle on a bottle of windex. with the squeeze handle and everything. it's weird.

i'm just how god made me! :-\\


Mine is shaped like a small pear (er...frankfurter) ;D

Subject: Re: How many times can Howard make you cringe

Written By: Midas on 03/30/07 at 4:45 pm

*cringe*

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/30/07 at 5:13 pm

i think it's my fault.

although starting a thread about threads that make one cringe is sorta like starting a thread that says, "please post things that will make everyone uncomfortable here."

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: gemini on 03/30/07 at 5:20 pm

I'll never look at pears the same way again  :P

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 7:27 am


I'll never look at pears the same way again  :P


Was that my fault,Gemini?  ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Jessica on 03/31/07 at 8:33 am


Mine is shaped like a small pear (er...frankfurter) ;D


I'm gonna cry now.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/31/07 at 10:18 am


I'll never look at pears the same way again  :P


One of these days, I'll be incapable of eating because Howard has compared his penis to every edible thing there is.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 3:20 pm


I'm gonna cry now.



Don't cry,Jessica Have a few laughs.----->see?  ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/31/07 at 3:21 pm

You talking about your penis is not funny.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 3:21 pm


One of these days, I'll be incapable of eating because Howard has compared his penis to every edible thing there is.


I like the comparisons.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 3:22 pm


You talking about your penis is not funny.



Oh So I guess talking about boobs and butts are funny? ??? ::)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/31/07 at 3:22 pm

I'm glad you do, but please stop.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/31/07 at 3:22 pm



Oh So I guess talking about boobs and butt are funny? ??? ::)




Anything is better than you talking about your schlong.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 3:23 pm


I'm glad you do, but please stop.


Ok I will.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 3:23 pm




Anything is better than you talking about your schlong.


;D Then what else is funny?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: spaceace on 03/31/07 at 3:24 pm




Anything is better than you talking about your schlong.


Since when was that worth discussing?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/31/07 at 3:25 pm

Bush butchering the English language, dogs riding scooters, squirrels that water ski, etc,.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/31/07 at 3:25 pm


Since when was that worth discussing?



It wasn't.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/31/07 at 3:26 pm


Bush butchering the English language, dogs riding scooters, squirrels that water ski, etc,.
http://static.flickr.com/49/128023544_e9c94db2d7_o.jpg

weirdly, that squirrel looks a lot like... oh, never mind.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 3:29 pm


Since when was that worth discussing?



A long time ago?  ???

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/31/07 at 3:43 pm

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/2000/florida-penis.gif

*cringe*

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 3:47 pm


http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/2000/florida-penis.gif

*cringe*


It looks like a penis the way It's shaped.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Tia on 03/31/07 at 3:48 pm


It looks like a penis the way It's shaped.
a trenchant and searching observation, howard.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 3:48 pm


a trenchant and searching observation, howard.



Thank You. ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/31/07 at 3:53 pm



Thank You. ;D


How long did it take you to see that, anyway?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 10:26 pm


How long did it take you to see that, anyway?


Probably a minute or 2.

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 04/01/07 at 12:35 am


It looks like a penis the way It's shaped.
Thanks for making that discovery. You'd be the first person to observe that?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/01/07 at 12:37 am


It looks like a penis the way It's shaped.


a very happy one, at that!  :D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 04/01/07 at 7:00 am


a very happy one, at that!  :D


How would you know what one looks like? ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 04/01/07 at 7:01 am


Thanks for making that discovery. You'd be the first person to observe that?


I wouldn't know,Has anybody else discovered that?

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/01/07 at 3:53 pm


How would you know what one looks like? ;D


I'm an old married lady, I might have seen one every now and then.  ;D

Actually..I'm the *cause* of it being "happy", come to think of it.  ;)

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Howard on 04/02/07 at 4:06 pm


I'm an old married lady, I might have seen one every now and then.  ;D

Actually..I'm the *cause* of it being "happy", come to think of it.  ;)


I'm sure you are. ;D

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: Sister Morphine on 04/02/07 at 8:43 pm

Most threads in the politics board make me cringe. 

Subject: Re: Thread titles that made you cringe

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/02/07 at 8:45 pm

It wasn't a thread title, but the question appeared in a thread:

"Hey, what's wrong with having sex with dead animals?"

--Satish

File under:
Questions you never thought you would hear asked.
:P

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