Alright, I know this thread existed once, but I couldn't find it, so I started a new one.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Here's how I scored:

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

DAMN!!! I'm doing good. Satan has granted me a place at his right hand, if I perform to his satisfaction.

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.


Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme


This is impressive.

I think this is what I got last time, too.


Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers   Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful                 Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous               High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy     Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent                     Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous       Moderate



The funny thing is, one time someone said that I reminded him of Cleopatra.  :D ;D ;D




Cat

uhoh, I'm almost with Davey.....

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

uhoh, I'm almost with Davey.....

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate


I'm so hot for you right now.

I'm so hot for you right now.
You mean your lust was waning?  :-[ :\'( :-\\ :-[ :\'( :-\\

You mean your lust was waning?  :-[ :\'( :-\\ :-[ :\'( :-\\


Nah, look -


Level 2    Lustful    Extreme  ;D

I remember taking this test before.

I got the second level of hell(For being lustful).

I actually never took this (from what I recall)

I didn't even make it to a level, I got pre-damnation AKA Purgatory. I'm cool with that  ;)

Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

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Purgatory  Repenting Believers            Very High
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Moderate
Level 2  Lustful                                     Low
Level 3  Gluttonous                           Moderate
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious              Low
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy                Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics       Very Low
Level 7  Violent                                   Low
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent,
           Malicious, Panderers               Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous              Low


..........And I even said that Some People Deserve to Die,  ;D 

It figures, Heresy has always been one of my strong points.  ;D

Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Son of a bitch, I used to get Purgatory when I was Agnostic, then I got Limbo.. now, 2 years later, I'm in Styx:

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

I'm probably in that goddamn mud pit.

My Other Very High was Violent (mostly because of my snuff film collection.. damn thing), and my highs were Limbo, Lust and Heresy. Not bad all in all. My lowest was Avarice.. so money's not an issue with me. The rest were Low, no Moderate.

Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Second Level of Hell

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Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very High
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Very Low
Level 2  Lustful  Very High    shall we shag now, or later?  :)
Level 3  Gluttonous  Low
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Very Low
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very Low
Level 7  Violent  Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Moderate

Second Level of Hell

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Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very High
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Very Low
Level 2  Lustful  Very High    shall we shag now, or later?  :)
Level 3  Gluttonous  Low
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Very Low
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very Low
Level 7  Violent  Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Moderate


Glad you've decided to join us.. take a trip down lower.. it's nice when you make good with the dark lord.

Glad you've decided to join us.. take a trip down lower.. it's nice when you make good with the dark lord.
thanks bro. I've been down to some of the darker chambers and he didn't like me and the feeling was mutual  8) 

now I'm on a mission for God
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xVyETxGNz8BBSKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12tdmotjb/EXP=1178428146/**http%3A//www.rtsi.ch/prog/images/Trasm/blues_brothers_belushi_aykroyd-b.jpg

Purgatory - A good place none the less! ;)

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:



Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Moderate
Level 2  Lustful  High
Level 3  Gluttonous  Moderate
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Low
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very Low
Level 7  Violent  Low
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Very Low

thanks bro. I've been down to some of the darker chambers and he didn't like me and the feeling was mutual  8) 

now I'm on a mission for God
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xVyETxGNz8BBSKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12tdmotjb/EXP=1178428146/**http%3A//www.rtsi.ch/prog/images/Trasm/blues_brothers_belushi_aykroyd-b.jpg


That would be a mission 'from' God. I'm sorry.. I know the dialog verbatim.

Oh go on, we're always BBQ'ing!

That would be a mission 'from' God. I'm sorry.. I know the dialog verbatim.

Oh go on, we're always BBQ'ing!
I wasn't sure & I've seen it about 210 times. I should have known

so down in the bbq oven, do y'all prefer marinade or dry rub?

I wasn't sure & I've seen it about 210 times. I should have known

so down in the bbq oven, do y'all prefer marinade or dry rub?


Oh.. we marinade, no other way.

Have you ever tasted Infant? It's really quite delicious.

Oh.. we marinade, no other way.

Have you ever tasted Infant? It's really quite delicious.
how's the veal? wait. that is the veal!  :o

how's the veal? wait. that is the veal!  :o


You ever try Unicorn?

You ever try Unicorn?
I won't even eat goat

I won't even eat goat


You're kidding? I guess you've never had dude eggs either?

You're kidding? I guess you've never had dude eggs either?
that's eff'd up, right there

that's eff'd up, right there


;D

What do you expect?

Some have called me Satan's son, a name I cannot deny.. spitting out vengeance that's second to none, killing all who step out of line.

;D

What do you expect?

Some have called me Satan's son, a name I cannot deny.. spitting out vengeance that's second to none, killing all who step out of line.
indeed, you've done your daddy proud

I'm not sure the "very low" score on the lust section was accurate for me...I may be sexually subdued, but I'm not damn asexual!  Probably because the majority of lust questions seemed to be along the lines of homosexuality, and then there was one about masturbation, so since I don't masturbate or look at other guys, I have no libido at all.  Poor logic on Dante's part.

Level 7

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/sagrin.gif

At least I can look down on Davey. ;D

Third Level of Hell

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory         Repenting Believers               Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers             Moderate
Level 2           Lustful                             Moderate
Level 3           Gluttonous                           Very High  :-Very Low
Level 5           Wrathful and Gloomy                 Low
Level 6 City of Dis Heretics                             Low
Level 7           Violent                                 High ???
Level 8          Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous                         Low

since I don't masturbate


.. wow! Seriously?

.. wow! Seriously?


He don't?  :o

Haha. I got level 2 and level 6! I'm a lustful heretic.


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

.. wow! Seriously?


Kids these days,huh?

I didn't do the test,too many questions,i know where i stand with Dante,second circle 'cause lust will be the death of me ::)

Kids these days,huh?

I didn't do the test,too many questions,i know where i stand with Dante,second circle 'cause lust will be the death of me ::)
join the crowd  8)                                                                                ^

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


(Click on a level for more info)
Level  Who are sent there?  Score
Purgatory    Repenting Believers      Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers    Moderate
Level 2    Lustful                    Very High
Level 3    Gluttonous                  High
Level 4    Prodigal and Avaricious    Moderate
Level 5    Wrathful and Gloomy        Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis    Heretics    Low
Level 7    Violent                        High
Level 8- the Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    Low
Level 9 - Cocytus    Treacherous          Moderate

I scored the 8th level of hell, but I think I actually beat Davey's score: the test didn't ask a crucial question:

"Do you masturbate just so that God will kill a kitten?" Y/N

I kid of course. I don't believe in hell, but if I did I think the 8th level of hell is my town during tourist season:

"suffer eternally in the ... Malebolge": Malebolge must be the archaic spelling of "Williamsburg"

"Horned demons": tourists driving minivans (aka brat wagons), on their cell phones no less, always honk at you for no reason

"...whose feet are licked by flames": try walking barefoot across asphault when it's 105* outside...

"Some wallow in human excrement": buying overpriced s*** and loving it qualifies, methinks

"...lay sick on the ground": heat strokes are fun, don't let anyone tell you different!

"furiously scratching their skin off with their nails": whomever wrote this has obviously experienced the wonders that are mosquitos, deer flies and chiggers...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Purgatory.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  High
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  High
Level 2  Lustful  Low
Level 3  Gluttonous  Moderate
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Very Low
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very Low
Level 7  Violent  Low
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  High
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous 

You're kidding? I guess you've never had dude eggs either?
They're much better with a rub, though ;)
Level 7

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/sagrin.gif

At least I can look down on Davey. ;D
YAY!!!!  I'm not the lone female down here  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/devil.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/devil2.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/devil3.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/diablotin.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/devilsmile.gif

They're much better with a rub, though ;)YAY!!!!  I'm not the lone female down here  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/devil.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/devil2.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/devil3.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/diablotin.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/devilsmile.gif


I'm working on my diabolic laugh.

Third Level of Hell

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

I'm working on my diabolic laugh.
I've known I was going to hell since I had a ham sandwich on a Friday during Lent in 5th grade so I've perfected mine ;D

I've known I was going to hell since I had a ham sandwich on a Friday during Lent in 5th grade so I've perfected mine ;D


I had a steak and cheese sandwich in front of my parents during Lent.  Level 7 should surprise no one who knows me. ;D