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Subject: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Tia on 11/27/07 at 2:06 pm

“Did you hear they’re making a sequel to ‘The Day After Tomorrow’? It’s gonna be called, ‘Three Days From Now.’”

“Denial is SO just a river in Egypt!”

yup., i just made those up, and i’ll own up to it. post your goofy one-liners here.


Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: wsmith4 on 11/27/07 at 2:12 pm

i'm so tyred of being screwed.

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/27/07 at 4:31 pm

Did you hear about that new thread by Tia? Yeah, me neither.

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Tia on 11/27/07 at 5:53 pm


Did you hear about that new thread by Tia? Yeah, me neither.
harsh! :P

and here i was assuming that just because it was your one-liner, it was gonna suck. and it was actually pretty good!

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: whistledog on 11/27/07 at 5:56 pm

"Yo mama uses a one-liner to scrape the black stains off her teeth" :D

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/27/07 at 7:06 pm


harsh! :P

and here i was assuming that just because it was your one-liner, it was gonna suck. and it was actually pretty good!


Harsh! :P

Ha, I didn't pay attention to the dates. It was on the second page with only two replies, so I thought maybe it had died already.

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Tia on 11/29/07 at 9:29 am

“you always see signs saying if you lived here, you’d be home right now. how come you never see signs that say if you worked here, youd be at work right now?”

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: thereshegoes on 11/29/07 at 5:21 pm

^
I see two-liners :P

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Tia on 11/29/07 at 5:22 pm


^
I see two-liners :P
you have to shrink your magnification. :P

course, that's what i'm always tellin' da ladies.

i'm thinking it'd be fun to put a little five-minute standup routine together for open mics. i plan to take the bold step of not being funny. that'll rock the paradigm!

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: thereshegoes on 11/29/07 at 5:35 pm


you have to shrink your magnification. :P

course, that's what i'm always tellin' da ladies.

i'm thinking it'd be fun to put a little five-minute standup routine together for open mics. i plan to take the bold step of not being funny. that'll rock the paradigm!


Oh but that one you can't use...it was soooooooo funny!

Move on,i only looked interested :P

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/29/07 at 8:46 pm


you have to shrink your magnification. :P

course, that's what i'm always tellin' da ladies.

i'm thinking it'd be fun to put a little five-minute standup routine together for open mics. i plan to take the bold step of not being funny. that'll rock the paradigm!


Putting the paradigm on the line?

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/30/07 at 3:35 am

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat"   

Jesse (the body) Ventura

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: thereshegoes on 12/02/07 at 3:39 pm

"Why does your vision of freedom look like a police state?"

No clue who said it or what's that about ::)

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/02/07 at 4:34 pm

You must've gotten me confused with someone who shivs a git.

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/02/07 at 9:46 pm

"Things are a symbol of themselves."

- Allen Ginsberg.

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: snozberries on 12/02/07 at 10:11 pm


(cop to a person who ran a stop but "in her defense" slowed down) 

It's not a slowsign.

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 1:40 am

You know...with your flashing eyes, your scented hair and those full lips.....you are ugly when you're angry!

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Tia on 12/03/07 at 10:59 am


(cop to a person who ran a stop but "in her defense" slowed down) 

It's not a slowsign.

nice! reminds me of a friend of mine who had a picture on his fridge of a sign that said "at least slow down (formerly STOP)."

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: wsmith4 on 12/03/07 at 3:27 pm


nice! reminds me of a friend of mine who had a picture on his fridge of a sign that said "at least slow down (formerly STOP)."



i miss the old Tia.  what happened?

i was watching an episode of "Diff'rent Strokes" on On Demand and Tia was on there!  A little older, though... but still just so very Tia.

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Tia on 12/03/07 at 3:38 pm



i miss the old Tia.  what happened?

i was watching an episode of "Diff'rent Strokes" on On Demand and Tia was on there!  A little older, though... but still just so very Tia.
aw! the diff'rent strokes episodes! is it the thanksgiving one? or the one where mr. drummond was gonna give dad the job hosting the t.v. show?

i dunno, there's just so long you can idolize a 70s and 80s television star before you have to move on. :( i still feel a warm and abiding affection for ms. richards, but i can no longer call it love, as i love another.

plus, made-for-t.v.-movie-wise, i feel as though i've accomplished all there is to accomplish.

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: thereshegoes on 12/03/07 at 5:43 pm


aw! the diff'rent strokes episodes! is it the thanksgiving one? or the one where mr. drummond was gonna give dad the job hosting the t.v. show?

i dunno, there's just so long you can idolize a 70s and 80s television star before you have to move on. :( i still feel a warm and abiding affection for ms. richards, but i can no longer call it love, as i love another.

plus, made-for-t.v.-movie-wise, i feel as though i've accomplished all there is to accomplish.


Tell the truth,she dumped you.
http://www.kimrichards.net/Kim/from-the-net/KimMonty.jpg

But she's not happy,look at her :o

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Tia on 12/03/07 at 6:05 pm


Tell the truth,she dumped you.
http://www.kimrichards.net/Kim/from-the-net/KimMonty.jpg

But she's not happy,look at her :o
i hate that picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

although yeah, she does kinda have that, oh god, what hath i wrought, look to her. :P

anyway, they're divorced, they co-produced a movie together that isn't, objectively speaking, very good. but i liked it.

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/03/07 at 6:39 pm


You must've gotten me confused with someone who shivs a git.


As an editor, I give you an A+, there, Hawk.  ;D

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/03/07 at 6:44 pm

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/beerchug.gif

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/03/07 at 6:56 pm


Tell the truth,she dumped you.
http://www.kimrichards.net/Kim/from-the-net/KimMonty.jpg

But she's not happy,look at her :o


I love that picture! Who does Mike love now?

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 7:03 pm

Reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with drugs. -Lily Tomlin

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Tia on 12/03/07 at 7:06 pm


I love that picture! Who does Mike love now?
that other person. :-X

aww! i googled kr and i'm finding some pictures i hadnt seen before.

http://www.kerstinalm.com/images/acad06_richards.jpg

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/kimrichards2000.jpg



Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/04/07 at 1:37 am


that other person. :-X

aww! i googled kr and i'm finding some pictures i hadnt seen before.

http://www.kerstinalm.com/images/acad06_richards.jpg

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/kimrichards2000.jpg




she looks rather Hilton'esque


...Ferris: Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I like this movie

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/04/07 at 3:37 am

I like having two girls at once- that way, when I fall asleep, they got each other to talk to.
-Rodney Dangerfield

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Tia on 12/04/07 at 7:35 am


she looks rather Hilton'esque


...Ferris: Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I like this movie
take that back. TAKE THAT BACK!

actually... she does. but much more regal.

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/04/07 at 10:21 pm


take that back. TAKE THAT BACK!

actually... she does. but much more regal.


And prettier, of course.

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: JamieMcBain on 12/04/07 at 10:46 pm

"Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!"

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/04/07 at 11:01 pm

Hey good looking, what's your name? ;)
http://sp1.mm-a11.yimg.com/image/109874927

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 12:05 am

"Hey, does this make my butt crack look fat?"
http://m1.dotspotter.com/media/0/40/77/301da8.jpg

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: wsmith4 on 12/05/07 at 1:16 pm


aw! the diff'rent strokes episodes! is it the thanksgiving one? or the one where mr. drummond was gonna give dad the job hosting the t.v. show?

i dunno, there's just so long you can idolize a 70s and 80s television star before you have to move on. :( i still feel a warm and abiding affection for ms. richards, but i can no longer call it love, as i love another.

plus, made-for-t.v.-movie-wise, i feel as though i've accomplished all there is to accomplish.


it was the one where Mr Drummond had to fire her dad from talk show.

it's sad not to see her around now in this forum, i must say.  she probably doesn't have too many followers, and it was nice to see someone hanging on...  :\'(

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Tia on 12/05/07 at 4:01 pm


it was the one where Mr Drummond had to fire her dad from talk show.

it's sad not to see her around now in this forum, i must say.  she probably doesn't have too many followers, and it was nice to see someone hanging on...  :\'(
lol. you'd be surprised. i mean she's not like christina aguilera or anything but there's a lot of cats my age who are still huge fans. it actually makes ike eisenmann a little annoyed, i think, cuz she still is kinda getting all the attention. but there are other fans and i'm not alone, definitely.

wait. that's true, i'm pretty sure. right? :-\\

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Howard on 12/05/07 at 4:51 pm


"Hey, does this make my butt crack look fat?"
http://m1.dotspotter.com/media/0/40/77/301da8.jpg


No,It doesn't.

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: JamieMcBain on 12/05/07 at 5:07 pm

Allthough, an all you can eat buffet, is in order.  ;D

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 5:46 pm

So, how much butt hair went into making that toupee, Mr. Trump?

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 6:06 pm

So what's your sign?

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: JamieMcBain on 12/05/07 at 6:44 pm

Is Donald Trump's hair real, or a rabid weasel?  ;D

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 6:51 pm


Is Donald Trump's hair real, or a rabid weasel?  ;D


Well it is not real!

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: snozberries on 12/06/07 at 12:13 am


Well it is not real!


It's real... it exsist doesn't it? It's just not natural  ;D

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: snozberries on 12/06/07 at 12:15 am



i dunno, there's just so long you can idolize a 70s and 80s television star before you have to move on. :( i still feel a warm and abiding affection for ms. richards, but i can no longer call it love, as i love another.



Say it ain't so... your obsession with KR is what got me started on these boards to begin with... and why aren't you naming names?!?!? I want a name of whoever it is who got you to move on! NOW!  Come on spill...I won't tell. 

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Green Lantern on 12/06/07 at 12:56 am

:) Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ?  :-*




Realizing she's been out of the dating game for some time ... she decides to practice the above line again, to hone her skills.
















Is that a gun in your pocket  :-* :-*    or are you  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/smhair2.gif 'Oh shoot !'http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/smhair1.gif Oops ! I didn't mean that !  :-X  Oh ! ..... http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/schuss.gif


Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/06/07 at 3:15 am


Say it ain't so... your obsession with KR is what got me started on these boards to begin with... and why aren't you naming names?!?!? I want a name of whoever it is who got you to move on! NOW!  Come on spill...I won't tell. 


Careful, Q.

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: Tia on 12/06/07 at 4:40 am


Say it ain't so... your obsession with KR is what got me started on these boards to begin with... and why aren't you naming names?!?!? I want a name of whoever it is who got you to move on! NOW!  Come on spill...I won't tell. 
what''ll you give me if i tell? i want one of the chocolate bars with the gold wrapper. :D

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/06/07 at 4:01 pm

You mean there's OTHER teas in this world than Lipton?

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: snozberries on 12/06/07 at 7:52 pm


what''ll you give me if i tell? i want one of the chocolate bars with the gold wrapper. :D


Done! Where do I send it???



Careful, Q.


sorry Hawk I like to live dangerously

Subject: Re: One-Liners!!!!!!!!!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/07/07 at 3:08 am

You may have had an hourglass figure, but your time is up!

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