“Did you hear they’re making a sequel to ‘The Day After Tomorrow’? It’s gonna be called, ‘Three Days From Now.’”

“Denial is SO just a river in Egypt!”

yup., i just made those up, and i’ll own up to it. post your goofy one-liners here.

i'm so tyred of being screwed.

Did you hear about that new thread by Tia? Yeah, me neither.

Did you hear about that new thread by Tia? Yeah, me neither.
harsh! :P

and here i was assuming that just because it was your one-liner, it was gonna suck. and it was actually pretty good!

"Yo mama uses a one-liner to scrape the black stains off her teeth" :D

harsh! :P

and here i was assuming that just because it was your one-liner, it was gonna suck. and it was actually pretty good!


Harsh! :P

Ha, I didn't pay attention to the dates. It was on the second page with only two replies, so I thought maybe it had died already.

“you always see signs saying if you lived here, you’d be home right now. how come you never see signs that say if you worked here, youd be at work right now?”

^
I see two-liners :P

^
I see two-liners :P
you have to shrink your magnification. :P

course, that's what i'm always tellin' da ladies.

i'm thinking it'd be fun to put a little five-minute standup routine together for open mics. i plan to take the bold step of not being funny. that'll rock the paradigm!

you have to shrink your magnification. :P

course, that's what i'm always tellin' da ladies.

i'm thinking it'd be fun to put a little five-minute standup routine together for open mics. i plan to take the bold step of not being funny. that'll rock the paradigm!


Oh but that one you can't use...it was soooooooo funny!

Move on,i only looked interested :P

you have to shrink your magnification. :P

course, that's what i'm always tellin' da ladies.

i'm thinking it'd be fun to put a little five-minute standup routine together for open mics. i plan to take the bold step of not being funny. that'll rock the paradigm!


Putting the paradigm on the line?

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat"   

Jesse (the body) Ventura

"Why does your vision of freedom look like a police state?"

No clue who said it or what's that about ::)

You must've gotten me confused with someone who shivs a git.

"Things are a symbol of themselves."

- Allen Ginsberg.

(cop to a person who ran a stop but "in her defense" slowed down) 

It's not a slowsign.

You know...with your flashing eyes, your scented hair and those full lips.....you are ugly when you're angry!

(cop to a person who ran a stop but "in her defense" slowed down) 

It's not a slowsign.

nice! reminds me of a friend of mine who had a picture on his fridge of a sign that said "at least slow down (formerly STOP)."

nice! reminds me of a friend of mine who had a picture on his fridge of a sign that said "at least slow down (formerly STOP)."



i miss the old Tia.  what happened?

i was watching an episode of "Diff'rent Strokes" on On Demand and Tia was on there!  A little older, though... but still just so very Tia.

i miss the old Tia.  what happened?

i was watching an episode of "Diff'rent Strokes" on On Demand and Tia was on there!  A little older, though... but still just so very Tia.
aw! the diff'rent strokes episodes! is it the thanksgiving one? or the one where mr. drummond was gonna give dad the job hosting the t.v. show?

i dunno, there's just so long you can idolize a 70s and 80s television star before you have to move on. :( i still feel a warm and abiding affection for ms. richards, but i can no longer call it love, as i love another.

plus, made-for-t.v.-movie-wise, i feel as though i've accomplished all there is to accomplish.

aw! the diff'rent strokes episodes! is it the thanksgiving one? or the one where mr. drummond was gonna give dad the job hosting the t.v. show?

i dunno, there's just so long you can idolize a 70s and 80s television star before you have to move on. :( i still feel a warm and abiding affection for ms. richards, but i can no longer call it love, as i love another.

plus, made-for-t.v.-movie-wise, i feel as though i've accomplished all there is to accomplish.


Tell the truth,she dumped you.
http://www.kimrichards.net/Kim/from-the-net/KimMonty.jpg

But she's not happy,look at her :o

Tell the truth,she dumped you.
http://www.kimrichards.net/Kim/from-the-net/KimMonty.jpg

But she's not happy,look at her :o
i hate that picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

although yeah, she does kinda have that, oh god, what hath i wrought, look to her. :P

anyway, they're divorced, they co-produced a movie together that isn't, objectively speaking, very good. but i liked it.

You must've gotten me confused with someone who shivs a git.


As an editor, I give you an A+, there, Hawk.  ;D

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/beerchug.gif

Tell the truth,she dumped you.
http://www.kimrichards.net/Kim/from-the-net/KimMonty.jpg

But she's not happy,look at her :o


I love that picture! Who does Mike love now?

Reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with drugs. -Lily Tomlin

I love that picture! Who does Mike love now?
that other person. :-X

aww! i googled kr and i'm finding some pictures i hadnt seen before.

http://www.kerstinalm.com/images/acad06_richards.jpg

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/kimrichards2000.jpg

that other person. :-X

aww! i googled kr and i'm finding some pictures i hadnt seen before.

http://www.kerstinalm.com/images/acad06_richards.jpg

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/kimrichards2000.jpg




she looks rather Hilton'esque


...Ferris: Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I like this movie

I like having two girls at once- that way, when I fall asleep, they got each other to talk to.
-Rodney Dangerfield

she looks rather Hilton'esque


...Ferris: Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I like this movie
take that back. TAKE THAT BACK!

actually... she does. but much more regal.

take that back. TAKE THAT BACK!

actually... she does. but much more regal.


And prettier, of course.

"Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!"

Hey good looking, what's your name? ;)
http://sp1.mm-a11.yimg.com/image/109874927

"Hey, does this make my butt crack look fat?"
http://m1.dotspotter.com/media/0/40/77/301da8.jpg

aw! the diff'rent strokes episodes! is it the thanksgiving one? or the one where mr. drummond was gonna give dad the job hosting the t.v. show?

i dunno, there's just so long you can idolize a 70s and 80s television star before you have to move on. :( i still feel a warm and abiding affection for ms. richards, but i can no longer call it love, as i love another.

plus, made-for-t.v.-movie-wise, i feel as though i've accomplished all there is to accomplish.


it was the one where Mr Drummond had to fire her dad from talk show.

it's sad not to see her around now in this forum, i must say.  she probably doesn't have too many followers, and it was nice to see someone hanging on...  :\'(

it was the one where Mr Drummond had to fire her dad from talk show.

it's sad not to see her around now in this forum, i must say.  she probably doesn't have too many followers, and it was nice to see someone hanging on...  :\'(
lol. you'd be surprised. i mean she's not like christina aguilera or anything but there's a lot of cats my age who are still huge fans. it actually makes ike eisenmann a little annoyed, i think, cuz she still is kinda getting all the attention. but there are other fans and i'm not alone, definitely.

wait. that's true, i'm pretty sure. right? :-\\

"Hey, does this make my butt crack look fat?"
http://m1.dotspotter.com/media/0/40/77/301da8.jpg


No,It doesn't.

Allthough, an all you can eat buffet, is in order.  ;D

So, how much butt hair went into making that toupee, Mr. Trump?

So what's your sign?

Is Donald Trump's hair real, or a rabid weasel?  ;D

Is Donald Trump's hair real, or a rabid weasel?  ;D


Well it is not real!

Well it is not real!


It's real... it exsist doesn't it? It's just not natural  ;D

i dunno, there's just so long you can idolize a 70s and 80s television star before you have to move on. :( i still feel a warm and abiding affection for ms. richards, but i can no longer call it love, as i love another.



Say it ain't so... your obsession with KR is what got me started on these boards to begin with... and why aren't you naming names?!?!? I want a name of whoever it is who got you to move on! NOW!  Come on spill...I won't tell. 

:) Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ?  :-*




Realizing she's been out of the dating game for some time ... she decides to practice the above line again, to hone her skills.
















Is that a gun in your pocket  :-* :-*    or are you  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/smhair2.gif 'Oh shoot !'http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/smhair1.gif Oops ! I didn't mean that !  :-X  Oh ! ..... http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/schuss.gif

Say it ain't so... your obsession with KR is what got me started on these boards to begin with... and why aren't you naming names?!?!? I want a name of whoever it is who got you to move on! NOW!  Come on spill...I won't tell. 

Careful, Q.

Say it ain't so... your obsession with KR is what got me started on these boards to begin with... and why aren't you naming names?!?!? I want a name of whoever it is who got you to move on! NOW!  Come on spill...I won't tell. 
what''ll you give me if i tell? i want one of the chocolate bars with the gold wrapper. :D

You mean there's OTHER teas in this world than Lipton?

what''ll you give me if i tell? i want one of the chocolate bars with the gold wrapper. :D


Done! Where do I send it???



Careful, Q.


sorry Hawk I like to live dangerously

You may have had an hourglass figure, but your time is up!