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Subject: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: wsmith4 on 12/05/07 at 12:31 pm

8)

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: wsmith4 on 12/05/07 at 1:12 pm

come on, folks... i know it's hard to narrow it down to one choice but you can only pick one...  >:(

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: KKay on 12/05/07 at 1:59 pm

are these lines form a song or something?
???

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: ladybug316 on 12/05/07 at 2:46 pm

Errr..., sweet list you've compiled there  ???  I'll go with the candyshop trinkets.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/05/07 at 3:10 pm

Huh?





Cat

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/05/07 at 3:57 pm

Barf bags.  :D

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 4:04 pm

If that is all the choices you should have named it which of these do you want for Christmas. Not Anything.
I know what I want for Christmas, if I could have anything.

She's got the whole world in her hands, she's got the whole world in her hands.

I just want all the Real Estate in the world. That's all. Is that too much to ask?!

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/05/07 at 4:05 pm


are these lines form a song or something?
???
I am not sure.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/05/07 at 4:10 pm




I just want all the Real Estate in the world. That's all. Is that too much to ask?!



You and Lucy.  ;)


Cat

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 4:11 pm

Hey I am Sueing!!! She coped my line!!!!

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Howard on 12/05/07 at 4:46 pm

Just being with my girlfriend!  :)

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: JamieMcBain on 12/05/07 at 5:09 pm

Oddly enough, I want a stuffed Gizmo (the Mogwai from Gremlins), for a present.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Howard on 12/05/07 at 5:42 pm

a full time job.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: lorac61469 on 12/05/07 at 6:02 pm

So Bill, how's the new job going?  Not very busy, is it?  ;D ;D

Cups and plates from Macy's.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 6:03 pm

My boss to pay me what I am worth! Not to mention a nice FAT bonus, which I really deserve!

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/06/07 at 3:24 am

"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, barf bags..."

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 12/06/07 at 3:35 am

I choose Santa's Helper Monkey so I can raid his pockets for the keys to Santa's sleigh and his house. ;D

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/06/07 at 3:41 am


I choose Santa's Helper Monkey so I can raid his pockets for the keys to Santa's sleigh and his house. ;D
Since when did Santa have a Monkey Helper?

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Howard on 12/06/07 at 7:24 am

Maxim. ;)

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: wsmith4 on 12/06/07 at 7:41 am

MaximUM.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Howard on 12/06/07 at 7:56 am


MaximUM.


There is no such magazine...? ??? ::)

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/06/07 at 9:00 am


There is no such magazine...? ??? ::)
I think Bill needs a large one?

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/06/07 at 9:43 am

it was a toughie....but I HAD to go with gold balls of electric...because, HOW COOL IS THAT? :o ;D :D

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Tia on 12/06/07 at 10:03 am

sweet! the old dadaist bill is back in all his tyre-screw glory.

let me review my choices once more before i vote.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Tia on 12/06/07 at 10:04 am

weird that no one went with the crap bag. i voted for the monkey, which actually would make me think i'd like the crap bag as part of the deal but i could only pick one so...

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: whistledog on 12/06/07 at 10:51 am

The real poll her should be ..

Is Bill weird?

A | Yes
B | No
C | He's screwier than those screws in his tires

:D

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Tia on 12/06/07 at 11:01 am

that's TYRE!

no levity, please, this is serious! >:(

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/06/07 at 11:26 am

Wtf? No one has picked Walker, Texas Ranger yet? Does that mean I claim ownership of THE Chuck Norris? You know how much POWER I'd have? Do you know how many people would be roundhouse kicked in the FACE..?!


Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.



So, have fun with your crap bags, people.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Tia on 12/06/07 at 11:36 am

http://www.antowan.com/joomla/images/funnies/chuck_norris.jpg

  ;D

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/06/07 at 11:37 am


Wtf? No one has picked Walker, Texas Ranger yet? Does that mean I claim ownership of THE Chuck Norris? You know how much POWER I'd have? Do you know how many people would be roundhouse kicked in the FACE..?!


Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.



So, have fun with your crap bags, people.




Did you actually make this up? Because if so....I totally worship the ground that you walk on!! ;D :D

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/06/07 at 11:40 am

Whoa, whoa, whoa.. Walker, Texas Stranger. Wtf is that? Just wait until Chuck Norris finds out, if he already doesn't know. What am I saying "If", he always knows.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Rice_Cube on 12/06/07 at 11:41 am

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...too bad he has never cried.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Jessica on 12/06/07 at 11:43 am

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Someone should start a Chuck Norris thread.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Tia on 12/06/07 at 11:47 am


Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Someone should start a Chuck Norris thread.
i believe only chuck norris should be allowed to do that.

chuck norris must have the best publicist in history. he managed to take the vociferous praising of chuck norris into a viral, cultural meme.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/06/07 at 11:49 am

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Rice_Cube on 12/06/07 at 11:51 am

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth DOWN.

Chuck Norris impregnates women by looking at them and saying "Booya!"

David Blaine is trying to stay awake to break the world record because he is now on Chuck Norris' in-your-sleep hit list.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/06/07 at 11:53 am


Wtf? No one has picked Walker, Texas Ranger yet? Does that mean I claim ownership of THE Chuck Norris? You know how much POWER I'd have? Do you know how many people would be roundhouse kicked in the FACE..?!


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.





Well, this is why I didn't pick Chuck Norris.



Cat

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Jessica on 12/06/07 at 11:57 am

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/06/07 at 11:59 am

I don't want Chuck Norris for Christmas!

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 12/06/07 at 6:43 pm


Since when did Santa have a Monkey Helper?


That's what Bill told me.  Next thing you'll be telling me there is no Santa.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 12/06/07 at 6:44 pm


http://www.antowan.com/joomla/images/funnies/chuck_norris.jpg

  ;D


I like that!!! :)

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Tia on 12/06/07 at 6:46 pm


I like that!!! :)
that's good. chuck norris will let you live! :D

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 12/06/07 at 6:47 pm


that's good. chuck norris will let you live! :D


Whew, that's a relief.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: thereshegoes on 12/06/07 at 7:37 pm

I'll take the milkglass made of honey,thank you Bill,you're the sweetest :-*

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: wsmith4 on 12/06/07 at 8:45 pm

I'm glad to see some votes here, but there are some choices that I'm surprised no one has chosen! 

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/06/07 at 10:51 pm

I'll take some odds and ends please, Santa.  My apartment is already full of them, but a few more won't hurt.  ;D

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Howard on 12/07/07 at 7:51 am


I don't want Chuck Norris for Christmas!


What about as an appearance?

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Tia on 12/07/07 at 8:05 am


What about as an appearance?
or an appurtenance?

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: KKay on 12/07/07 at 8:10 am

I would like anything for Christmas.

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Howard on 12/07/07 at 8:11 am


or an appurtenance?


A What? ^ ???

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: Tia on 12/07/07 at 8:48 am


A What? ^ ???
hell, i dunno. i know it's a word, and it sounds like "appearance."

Subject: Re: if you could have ANYTHING for Christmas...

Written By: ladybug316 on 12/07/07 at 9:01 am


Wtf? No one has picked Walker, Texas Ranger yet? Does that mean I claim ownership of THE Chuck Norris? You know how much POWER I'd have? Do you know how many people would be roundhouse kicked in the FACE..?!


Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.



So, have fun with your crap bags, people.

This is hilarious!  Karma to you  ;D

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