The 'Wacky Karma-Redemption shop'







You accumulate all that karma ..... but in one sense what use is it?  ???    :-\\






>:( What we need is a 'karma' redemption shop .. where you can trade it all .. then have the fun of starting all over again.  :) 8)




How about this ....  ???







For the boys:




100 Karma points:







http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly%20girl.jpg
  What ? Not a pretty sight ?  :-\\  But maybe a step up from ....  http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gif  (Well, maybe not !) http://atypically.net/smilies/vomit.gif















500 Karma points:




http://www.etsu.edu/math/gardner/car5.jpg
Hey ! It's Columbo's Car. "Bomb's away!"  :P



http://users.libero.it/ugo.bais/columbo5.GIF
You seriously wanna buy it?  ::)


















1000 Karma points:

The recently deceased Philip Eno's postwhoring keyboard ... 'slightly (?) used, very bloodied ... ->  http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2273/comedybh8.gif














1500 Karma points:



The perfect 'woman' ...

http://images.inmagine.com/img/radiusimages/rds038/rds038312.jpg
She's ready to go anywhere / available ANY time !  :P  :D
















2000 Karma points:


http://mrl.nyu.edu/~perlin/experiments/rosie/rosie.jpg
She cooks, she cleans, and if you ask her very nicely .... (  :-* :-*  :o  ).






But the 'Pièce de résistance' ...













http://www.visionaid.co.uk/images/enhanced_vision/acrobat_remote_control/acrobat_remote_control.jpg
she's controlled by one of these !  :o  8)




Yes, there IS a god !  :D  ;D












For the girls:







100 Karma points:


http://blomsterpotte.blogg.no/images/one_really_ugly_man_6f8_1152632721.jpg














500 Karma points:


A year's supply of foundation for your face. In this here ...










http://www.tandjenterprises.com/images/Container03PottingSoilMix.jpg
            "Cement mixer !"












1000 Karma points:


A few items that will enable you to attract a man / hold on to the 'man in your life' ?



















http://www.pannomagico.it/gif/stiro.jpg






http://a5.vox.com/6a00cdf3a54d98cb8f00cdf3aa360dcb8f-320pi








http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1955343/2/istockphoto_1955343_vacuum_cleaner.jpg













1500 Karma points:

You think you look good with that 'bronzed look ' ?  ???  You want a nice tan ?  ??? ???      1500 points ? Your lucky day ! You've one a year's free subscription to 'Al's tanning salon'.





Let's start by ....














http://th205.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/jac72/jac72%20no%202/th_comedy.gif
'Tanning your hide !'  :o    :P  :D









and the STAR  prize ......  ???









2000 Karma Points .... ...
















http://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_9529.jpg
Me! I'm ALL yours!  :P :D






Hey ladies ? Please .... come back !    :(  ... Where'd you all go ?  ???    :-\\









Ok guys / gals. What do you think? How about posting your own karma redemption prizes?  ???  ;D  :D

The 'Wacky Karma-Redemption shop'



2000 Karma points:


http://mrl.nyu.edu/~perlin/experiments/rosie/rosie.jpg
She cooks, she cleans, and if you ask her very nicely .... (  :-* :-*  :o  ).




I don't know about that one.

I've always heard it's never a good idea to try and fit a round peg into a square hole.  :o :o :o

I don't know about that one.

I've always heard it's never a good idea to try and fit a round peg into a square hole.   :o :o :o


hahaahahaha!!! :D ;D

Alan, I hereby donate 500 of my karma to you for you to buy the Peter Sellers car. You'll need it to have a place to sleep after the "1000 karma" prizes for the women.  ;D

This thread did make me think... would people trade karma for messageboard prizes? Things like name changes, custom titles (other than penguin names), a "get out of jail" free card, custom medals, games named after them, etc.?

Not sure if any of that is *actually* possible, but it's something that is interesting...

Ant

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S0206891xHGLYA3V.jzbkF/SIG=11ti9l6j3/EXP=1197361468/**http%3A//www.tomhanksland.com/Pics/big6.jpg
I don't get it

The 'Wacky Karma-Redemption shop'


You accumulate all that karma ..... but in one sense what use is it?  ???    :-\\




  Dude, whatever you're smoking, you've had enough...

  Dude, whatever you're smoking, you've had enough...


I haven't smoked /done ANY drugs in 3 years now !  >:(  :P  ;)


Must be still in my system ?  :-[  :-\\  :\'(

http://sp1.mm-a4.yimg.com/image/2962793022

Did someone say "Smokin'?"

http://sp1.mm-a4.yimg.com/image/2962793022

Did someone say "Smokin'?"















http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3870/joefrazier1tj2.jpg
                    "You rang ? "








http://www.coalriverpictures.com/images/RIngDaysFrazier.jpg
"Too bad I did that spliff"  :\'(









http://www.coalriverpictures.com/images/RIngDaysFrazier.jpg
... just before my "Thriller in Manilla"  :P

Could I get the love doll?  ;D

Too funny-and another karma point for you to redeem.



Cat

Too funny-and another karma point for you to redeem.



Cat


Thanks ! Naturally, I return the problem  ??? (I mean, compliment  ;D ).

Hey 'Red Ant' ... where are you ? I've just 'primed' another customer ^  for you !  ??? (Too bad it wasn't the other way around !).  >:(  :\'(  ;D

I working my way towards a cement mixer, cause I don't have a SEEEMEENT pond.  (gotta make my own)

2000 points for this:

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w27/Nekonin/Anime%20and%20Games/ecchi1137.jpg

5000 points for this:

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w27/Nekonin/Catgirls/neko306.jpg

Someone knew this was coming. :D ;D

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S0206891xHGLYA3V.jzbkF/SIG=11ti9l6j3/EXP=1197361468/**http%3A//www.tomhanksland.com/Pics/big6.jpg
I don't get it


;D

For 2000 karma points you can take home one of these awesome, industrial strength blenders!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0m4x0y3QNw

However, if your karma budget is a bit limited, as is mine, then for 150 points you can have a delicious glass of "cochicken."  ;D ;D ;D

Alan!  You take the prize!  You are such a trip!  ;D ;D ;D

Thanks for making my night after a very long, very icky day!

For no karma points at all, I give you this--

A

BIG

FAT


http://www.afgrant.com/images/kiss/kiss_star.jpg


:-*  :-*  :-*  :-*  :-*

;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Alan!  You take the prize!  You are such a trip!  ;D ;D ;D

Thanks for making my night after a very long, very icky day!

For no karma points at all, I give you this--

A

BIG

FAT


http://www.afgrant.com/images/kiss/kiss_star.jpg


:-*  :-*  :-*  :-*  :-*

;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D





Nice one Tiggy.  :) 8)  Don't think I'll ever wipe my face again !  ;D

Here ... have one back !  :-*  :D



Thanks again for that nice comment.  :)  8)  Glad to have brightened your day.  'Mister' aims to please !  ;D

Alan-

May I suggest throwing in there somewhere, a Traditional Canadian Karma Greeting?

Alan-

May I suggest throwing in there somewhere, a Traditional Canadian Karma Greeting?



Wayne ...

Whilst I may be the 'father' of this thread .... I certainly don't 'own' it.  I quickly skipped town ... leaving the poor mother (whoever she may be  ;) ) ... to change the nappies (diapers to you) ... and all those not so pleasant tasks associated with 'thread raising' . Yes .... I'm a heel !  :P  ;D (and nowhere to be found when it comes to paying 'thread maintenance !  :P :D ).


Anyhow's .... you wanna post some 'Trad Can. Karma Greeting' .... be my guest !  ;D

With 10,000 Karmas you get a life-size Charo lovedoll. ;D ;)

With 10,000 Karmas you get a life-size Charo lovedoll. ;D ;)

YES!!!!!!

Howard has a dream!.....(then he found his bed wet)

YES!!!!!!

Howard has a dream!.....(then he found his bed wet)


or better than that you can have Charo come to your house to sing Cuchi Cuchi for you. ;D

YES!!!!!!

Howard has a dream!.....(then he found his bed wet)


Not that dream. ::)

YES!!!!!!

Howard has a dream!.....(then he found his bed wet)






Not that dream. ::)






What dream then, Howard ?  ??? Everybody's gotta have a dream, haven't they ?  :-\\



I just knows you gotta have a dream.  >:(





I just knows !  >:(






Hey !  ???














http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/2209/dreamcopyft0.jpg
(HOWARD) : "I has a dream ! "  :P ;D

Martin Luther Howard?  ;D