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Subject: Wacky-Nitions
Written By: DoRitos on 01/01/08 at 6:04 am
Put your wacky word definitions here.
Effigy: The 6TH & 7TH letters of the Italian alphabet.
Asphalt: Having or refering to rectal problems as in "hemorrhoids are the result of ass fault".
Morbid: Make a higher offer as in "This here offer has not met the reserved bid amount - we need more bid".
Tumor: Add 2 to something as in "He was replaced with 2 more vacancies".
Benign: An inherit desire to become young again as in "If I could just be 9 again".
Asinine: Comparative analysis of posterior numerology as in "One ass in nine is cracked wide".
Subject: Re: Wacky-Nitions
Written By: Red Ant on 01/01/08 at 8:17 am
"Sensuous" - taking delight in beauty
"You look sensuous! And sensuous washing the dishes, wash mine too".
Sad to say my sister got me with that one at Christmas dinner.
Ant
Subject: Re: Wacky-Nitions
Written By: Howard on 01/01/08 at 9:19 am
Karamel- Kara and Mel together? ???
Subject: Re: Wacky-Nitions
Written By: DoRitos on 01/01/08 at 10:40 am
Karamel- Kara and Mel together? ???
Empty Orchestra = Karaoke
Subject: Re: Wacky-Nitions
Written By: Paul on 01/01/08 at 10:57 am
Catfish: An evolutionary failure
Subject: Re: Wacky-Nitions
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/01/08 at 11:39 am
How about the opposite of Progress is Congress.
Cat
Subject: Re: Wacky-Nitions
Written By: DoRitos on 01/01/08 at 11:55 am
P.C. = Bad Brew - as in "Hey Jethro, this here beer tastes peesy".
Subject: Re: Wacky-Nitions
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/02/08 at 7:03 pm
Medical Definitions That Fit This Category-
RECTUM: Horrible collision that almost caused death
IMPOTENT: Of higher significance
HALITOSIS: How one can tell shoes were removed in a hallway
CIRRHOSIS: Unusual greeting for a Transvestite
ANUS: Not our responsibility (Ex.- "Who's mess is this?" "Anus!")
MAMMIOGRAM: Special telegram for one's mother
PAP SMEAR: Latest gay campaing used against Paul Newman