I choose KITTENS, but puppies are cute too! :)

I choose KITTENS, but puppies are cute too! :)


It would depend on how they were prepared. 

It would depend on how they were prepared. 


A fan of Korean cuisine, I see :o

A fan of Korean cuisine, I see :o


You've seen my parody I assume author Rice Cube? 

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby49.shtml

I got the recipe from a cookbook entitled "How to Wok Your Dog".  :D ;D

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z33/AngelWIngzLayouts/puppies.jpg

I've said it before and I will say it again: CATS RULE AND DOGS DROOL!!!!



Cat

I've said it before and I will say it again: CATS RULE AND DOGS DROOL!!!!



Cat

Ah man, and I just gave you karma right before I read that!  ;) 
I have to say PUPPIES!!!

Ah man, and I just gave you karma right before I read that!  ;) 
I have to say PUPPIES!!!



That's ok. I gave ya karma right before I wrote it.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat

but look at the cute little babies!!!!


awwww....6 more karmas and I beat KTEL Queen

How to catch cats and dogs for pets from part of the OS "Hair".

Catch me a dog in a snare - snare!
Cats bait-able fair, fair!
Whining, screaming
Steaming, cats and Daschunds.

but look at the cute little babies!!!!


awwww....6 more karmas and I beat KTEL Queen



How about 5 more.



Cat

We have three Border Collies and two cats at my household.  I really like both.  I only write nasty parodies about them because of the shock effect.   :D ;D  All 5 are spoiled rotten but are separately spoiled.  The cats don't care for the dogs and they are just semi permanent house guests of my son's girlfriend.  They stay in a seperate part of the house away from the dogs.  All the dogs want is to play with the cats but the cats seem to have not a bit of sense of humor about it. 

Cats' feeings toward dogs. --->   8-P

Dogs' feelings toward cats.  --->  :D   

Look on dog's face when first met cat --->   8)

Look on cat's face when confronted by dog.  --->   >:(

Next look on dog's face.  --->   :o

Look on cat's face when dog left.  --->   :P

Dogs have owners and cats have staff.  :D ;D ;D


Ok, ok. For the record, I do like dogs-but prefer cats.


Cat

Dogs have owners and cats have staff.  :D ;D ;D


Ok, ok. For the record, I do like dogs-but prefer cats.


Cat


Gee - Cat, would ya think it has something to do with your avatar and your screen name?  :D ;D

but look at the cute little babies!!!!


awwww....6 more karmas and I beat KTEL Queen


Like all babies they only stay cute for a while.... but they do look cute!

How about 5 more.



Cat


thanks!!!

Like Cats And Dogs

What is a Cat?

1  Cats do what they want.

2  They rarely listen to you.

3  They're totally unpredictable.

4  They whine when they are not happy.

5  When you want to play, they want to be alone.

6  When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7  They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8  They're moody.

9  They leave hair everywhere.

10  They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.


What is a Dog?

1  Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

2  They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

3  They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

4  They growl when they are not happy.

5  When you want to play, they want to play.

6  When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7  They are great at begging.

8  They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

9  They leave their toys everywhere.

10  They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.

cats!!

Cats are from Mars - Dogs are named Pluto.

Like Cats And Dogs

What is a Cat?

1   Cats do what they want.

2   They rarely listen to you.

3   They're totally unpredictable.

4   They whine when they are not happy.

5   When you want to play, they want to be alone.

6   When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7   They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8   They're moody.

9   They leave hair everywhere.

10  They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.


What is a Dog?

1   Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

2   They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

3   They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

4   They growl when they are not happy.

5   When you want to play, they want to play.

6   When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7   They are great at begging.

8   They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

9   They leave their toys everywhere.

10   They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.


So?  Put up with the little women in fur coats.  The little women, rememberr, are adept at whining...lol

How To Clean A Cat

1.  Thoroughly clean the toilet.


2.  Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.


3.  Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.


4,  In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

  Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.

  CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body
  too close to the edge, as his paws will be
  reaching out for any surface they can find.


5.  Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.


6,  Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.


7,  Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.


8,  The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

  Sincerely,
  the Dog

Kittens

I've said it before and I will say it again: CATS RULE AND DOGS DROOL!!!!



Cat


Isn't that from Homeward Bound?

Kittens, but I like dogs too.

Where do pets come from?


A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG"



And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them adored and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.



After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased

And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a sh!t one way or the other.

It would depend on how they were prepared. 



Deep fried. ;D

Deep fried. ;D


They both taste like chicken...

They both taste like chicken...



Chicken Pussy?  ;D

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff127/kelly_baby04/hello-kitty.gif Hum let me think....

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff276/shadowclaw123/kittens.jpg

I don't think you have to ask me that question.

I like puppies the best. When my house manager's Beagle dogs Sidney (now aged 1 year and 9 months) and Nancy (aged 7months) were puppies, they were sooo cute and sooo cuddly.

This weekend my sister is getting a puppy. She's allergic to cats so my dad let her have a dog. My mum was reluctant at first but when she saw the dogs, she agreed that my sister could have one. The new arrival is going to be a Blenheim King Charls Spaniel (white and brown) and she's either going to be called Jasmine or Jazz. I can't wait to see her over Easter and my sister's got pictures of herself holding the dog on her mobile phone.

I like cats. They taste just like chicken.

Cats-the other white meat.



Cat

Ewwww!  :P

Kittens, without a doubt... :D

Doggies. :)

kittens, cuz u dont have to walk em. Before we "adopted" DJ he looked like a rat running through my friend's house. Now hes' a whole year old and the cutest thing on earth. I swear he answers me when I call him.

I don't think you have to ask me that question.




I KNEW I liked you  :)

Puppehs. Cats are okay, but I'm allergic to the little furballs. I do get a kick out of LOLcats though. :D

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/funny-pictures-cat-eats-raven-bird.jpg

I do prefer look at kittens than puppies.