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Subject: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/01/08 at 2:40 pm

So, I've suddenly decided that I am clairvoyant and I will be happy to tell your future. 

All I need is your first initial, your favorite color, and your shoe size, in that order please.

Oh, and the answer to this question:  Peas or carrots?


Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: ladybug316 on 02/01/08 at 3:42 pm

Alrighty Bill, I'll bite:

S, Red, 71/2 ww, peas.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/01/08 at 3:43 pm

P, blue, 9½

Thanks

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Midas on 02/01/08 at 3:53 pm

P, Blue, 12, carrots.  Hike!

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/01/08 at 3:54 pm


P, blue, 9½

Thanks
Carrots

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Howard on 02/01/08 at 4:14 pm

H,Blue,11/12.
Peas.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/01/08 at 4:14 pm


Alrighty Bill, I'll bite:

S, Red, 71/2 ww, peas.


Ok, I see that your name starts with an S.  I can see beyond that to know that you have lots of love because you like red.  Your shoe size indicates that in 7 1/2 years you will be working somewhere... or maybe not.  You want peace in your life.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/01/08 at 4:16 pm


P, Blue, 12, carrots.  Hike!


I see that your name starts with a P.  You can't be sad despite all the blue around you.  In 12 years, you will have someone special in your life.  You would take the train to work instead of the bus, but you don't carrot all about that.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/01/08 at 4:17 pm


H,Blue,11/12.
Peas.


Ok, Howard, I see that your name starts with an H, probably stands for Howard.  You have lots of happiness around you despite all the blue that you like.  In 11 or 12 years, you will be working.  You like a lot of peace in your life.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: ladybug316 on 02/01/08 at 4:22 pm


Ok, I see that your name starts with an S.  I can see beyond that to know that you have lots of love because you like red.  Your shoe size indicates that in 7 1/2 years you will be working somewhere... or maybe not.  You want peace in your life.

It's like your right inside my skull!  ;D

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Howard on 02/01/08 at 4:24 pm


Ok, Howard, I see that your name starts with an H, probably stands for Howard.  You have lots of happiness around you despite all the blue that you like.  In 11 or 12 years, you will be working.  You like a lot of peace in your life.


::) 8-P

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/01/08 at 4:42 pm

You can't see any future for me?

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/01/08 at 4:43 pm


So, I've suddenly decided that I am clairvoyant and I will be happy to tell your future. 

All I need is your first initial, your favorite color, and your shoe size, in that order please.

Oh, and the answer to this question:  Peas or carrots?


you have the gift  :o  awesome Bill

M    Black  9  and carrots please.    tell me something i don't know please  :)

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/03/08 at 10:20 am

P, blue, 9½, Carrots

Thanks

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: whistledog on 02/03/08 at 10:57 pm

"Fortune teller can you see, what my future's going to be.  Can you see at all in your crystal ball, have you got a dream for me?"

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wildcard on 02/04/08 at 12:37 am

A
blue no aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh  ( oh sorry)  rose
5w
carrots

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Green Lantern on 02/04/08 at 12:54 am


So, I've suddenly decided that I am clairvoyant and I will be happy to tell your future. 

All I need is your first initial, your favorite color, and your shoe size, in that order please.

Oh, and the answer to this question:  Peas or carrots?






My 'first'  ... my 'initial'  .... that's a bit personal isn't  it ?  >:( .. Hmm, I'd had a bit to drink ... what WAS her name ?  :-\\


My favourite color ? How about 'teal' ?




My shoe size ?

Shall we say, rather large ...














http://www.kk.org/cooltools/archives/bigfoot.jpg


Peas or carrots ?  I'm not into vegetables at the moment ......


Just enjoy chewing on meat! that I've recently tenderised  (given a bit of a hammering !  >:( ) !  :P  ;D



So, what do you make of all that, Bill ?  :P

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: adagio on 02/04/08 at 6:03 am

P, 8. blue, peas.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Howard on 02/04/08 at 6:45 am


You can't see any future for me?


Is he on line? ???

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/04/08 at 7:07 am


you have the gift  :o   awesome Bill

M    Black   9   and carrots please.     tell me something i don't know please  :)


Ok, I can see that your name starts with an M, probably for Michael or Matt.  You are scared of the dark, that's why black is your favorite color.  You would take a trip to Paris, but you don't carrot all about the trip there.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/04/08 at 7:08 am


P, blue, 9½, Carrots

Thanks




I'm sorry for the delay.  I see that your name starts with a P, so that probably stands for Philip, or Paul.  You like the sky, you like blue.  It's been 9 1/2 years since you saw the crescent moon.  You would come to America, but you don't carrot all for George Bush.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/04/08 at 7:10 am


A
blue no aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh  ( oh sorry)  rose
5w
carrots




I see that your name starts with an A, probably Allison..no Amy.  Your favorite color: Rose, that means that that is also your favorite flower and smell, which means you like pretty things.  Your car uses 5w-40 instead of 10w-40.  You would trade it in for a Subaru, but you don't carrot all for that brand of car.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/04/08 at 7:13 am




My 'first'  ... my 'initial'   .... that's a bit personal isn't  it ?  >:( .. Hmm, I'd had a bit to drink ... what WAS her name ?  :-\\
My favourite color ? How about 'teal' ?
My shoe size ?
Shall we say, rather large ...
http://www.kk.org/cooltools/archives/bigfoot.jpg
Peas or carrots ?  I'm not into vegetables at the moment ......
Just enjoy chewing on meat! that I've recently tenderised  (given a bit of a hammering !  >:( ) !  :P  ;D
So, what do you make of all that, Bill ?   :P


I'd say you have a bright future, Mister Mr.  You future includes meat and drinks.  Teal means that you like to rhyme, because teal rhymes with meals, which leads to meat, which you like.  The size of your foot makes it difficult for you to find shoes, which can lead to just buying bread boxes and strapping them to your feet.  Good luck in your future endeavours.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/04/08 at 7:15 am


P, 8. blue, peas.


Ok, I'm going to do what I can with this... I'm not getting a great reading on you.  Your name starts with P, which means it's probably Paula or Patra.  In 8 years, or 8 minutes, you will meet someone new.  Blue is blue.  You love Blue and you always will love Blue.  It stands for peace, which you have.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/04/08 at 7:17 am


I'm sorry for the delay.  I see that your name starts with a P, so that probably stands for Philip, or Paul.  You like the sky, you like blue.  It's been 9 1/2 years since you saw the crescent moon.  You would come to America, but you don't carrot all for George Bush.
...and ny fortune is?

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Green Lantern on 02/04/08 at 7:22 am


I'd say you have a bright future, Mister Mr.  You future includes meat and drinks.  Teal means that you like to rhyme, because teal rhymes with meals, which leads to meat, which you like.  The size of your foot makes it difficult for you to find shoes, which can lead to just buying bread boxes and strapping them to your feet.  Good luck in your future endeavours.


Like meat ?  ??? Well, there's meat ...  :-*  .... and there's 'Meat!'  >:( (alias the thread patron robber !  >:( :D).

Since I'm confused with 'Big Foot'  ..... you probably got THAT bit right !  :P


Hey Bill .... what if I told you  I wear a size 15 collar,  have a hot throbbing ......  :o    ...... and make the 'man of steel' look like a limp .....  :o

What do you make of all  THAT then ?  ??? :D ;D

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: adagio on 02/04/08 at 7:24 am


Ok, I'm going to do what I can with this... I'm not getting a great reading on you.  Your name starts with P, which means it's probably Paula or Patra.  In 8 years, or 8 minutes, you will meet someone new.  Blue is blue.  You love Blue and you always will love Blue.  It stands for peace, which you have.


Missed on all counts, except that I love blue...Pat. 

Is this a bragging thread, Alan?  ;D

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/04/08 at 7:25 am


...and ny fortune is?


that was your fortune!

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/04/08 at 7:26 am


Missed on all counts, except that I love blue...Pat. 


So I was mostly right... and your name, I was mostly right.  And you don't know if I'm wrong about meeting someone new in 8 years.  That doesn't have to be a love interest... it could be a friend, or even an enenememey!

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/04/08 at 7:28 am


Like meat ?  ??? Well, there's meat ...  :-*  .... and there's 'Meat!'  >:( (alias the thread patron robber !  >:( :D).

Since I'm confused with 'Big Foot'  ..... you probably got THAT bit right !   :P


Hey Bill .... what if I told you  I wear a size 15 collar,  have a hot throbbing ......   :o    ...... and make the 'man of steel' look like a limp .....  :o

What do you make of all  THAT then ?  ??? :D ;D


YIKES!  :o  that got me all hot and bothered.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: adagio on 02/04/08 at 7:28 am

No way!

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Green Lantern on 02/04/08 at 7:49 am


YIKES!  :o  that got me all hot and bothered.



Yeah ? Well I got to a state where I almost felt I  couldn't find a way to 'handle it' .  :-http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gif







Now I realise I can handle ANYthing !  ;D

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/04/08 at 7:58 am



Yeah ? Well I got to a state where I almost felt I  couldn't find a way to 'handle it' .  :-http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gif







Now I realise I can handle ANYthing !  ;D


;D

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Howard on 02/04/08 at 8:00 am



Yeah ? Well I got to a state where I almost felt I  couldn't find a way to 'handle it' .  :-http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gif







Now I realise I can handle ANYthing !  ;D



Do it in the privacy of your own room,not here.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/04/08 at 8:02 am



Do it in the privacy of your own room,not here.


how did i know you'd be responding to this?  ;)

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Howard on 02/04/08 at 8:02 am


how did i know you'd be responding to this?  ;)


Only Me.  ;D

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Green Lantern on 02/04/08 at 8:17 am



Do it in the privacy of your own room,not here.


Don't be like that Howard. A little bit of palm-istry  .... it's all part of fortune telling.

A good 'palmist' often attracts an audience ?  Yes, nothing like getting into the 'mount of venus'.  :P

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: adagio on 02/04/08 at 8:34 am


Don't be like that Howard. A little bit of palm-istry  .... it's all part of fortune telling.

A good 'palmist' often attracts an audience ?   Yes, nothing like getting into the 'mount of venus'.  :P


geesh, Alan!  :o

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/04/08 at 8:38 am


Don't be like that Howard. A little bit of palm-istry  .... it's all part of fortune telling.

A good 'palmist' often attracts an audience ?   Yes, nothing like getting into the 'mount of venus'.  :P


oh my!

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Green Lantern on 02/04/08 at 8:40 am


geesh, Alan!  :o


The poor lady ^

Just when she thought she knew my limits ?  ::)  The others here are more 'battle  hardened' ?  :-X  :-\\

I see Howard is now offline. No doubt, gone to his room, to practice what he preaches !  :P

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/04/08 at 8:42 am




I see Howard is now offline. No doubt, gone to his room, to practice what he preaches !  :P


LOL!

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: adagio on 02/04/08 at 8:48 am


The poor lady ^

Just when she thought she knew my limits ?  ::) 




poor lady?  since when do you call me lady, mr. gentleman?

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wildcard on 02/04/08 at 12:57 pm


I see that your name starts with an A, probably Allison..no Amy.  Your favorite color: Rose, that means that that is also your favorite flower and smell, which means you like pretty things.  Your car uses 5w-40 instead of 10w-40.  You would trade it in for a Subaru, but you don't carrot all for that brand of car.


I'm going to stick to channeling Yadda Yadda. 

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/04/08 at 1:19 pm


I'm sorry for the delay.  I see that your name starts with a P, so that probably stands for Philip, or Paul.  You like the sky, you like blue.  It's been 9 1/2 years since you saw the crescent moon.  You would come to America, but you don't carrot all for George Bush.
My name is Philip (where is the fortune in that?)
Do I like the sky (I have no other option? I do not going flying)
Crescent Moon (I saw one about three weeks ago)
...and, what does a carrot have to do with George Bush.

Are you trying to say that I am due to fly to America (North or South?), to give a carrot to George Bush?

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/04/08 at 1:39 pm


My name is Philip (where is the fortune in that?)
Do I like the sky (I have no other option? I do not going flying)
Crescent Moon (I saw one about three weeks ago)
...and, what does a carrot have to do with George Bush.

Are you trying to say that I am due to fly to America (North or South?), to give a carrot to George Bush?



omygosh...okay here we go

Your name, Philip, means you are Full of Ip
You like the sky
Have you seen a crescent moon in the last 8 years?
You don't carrot all about this fortune, do you?
North America
George Bush will be visiting England at the time.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/04/08 at 2:39 pm


omygosh...okay here we go

Your name, Philip, means you are Full of Ip
You like the sky
Have you seen a crescent moon in the last 8 years?
You don't carrot all about this fortune, do you?
North America
George Bush will be visiting England at the time.
I will watch out for his arrival.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wildcard on 02/04/08 at 3:05 pm

I'll give you another shot at this

still A
I like Bondi blue now ( a woman has a right to change her mind you know)
still 5 and sometimes 5w
I still hate peas

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/04/08 at 3:15 pm


I'll give you another shot at this

still A
I like Bondi blue now ( a woman has a right to change her mind you know)
still 5 and sometimes 5w
I still hate peas


You will change your name to Amanda in the near or distant future.
You like all the Bond movies because your favorite color is Bondi blue
5 times around the corner, makes a circle
You don't want peace, and you don't carrot all for the environment.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: wildcard on 02/04/08 at 6:48 pm

One more shot

I'm not chANging my Name
I like green amoung many other colors
5's
pumpkin


Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/07/08 at 11:30 am


I will watch out for his arrival.
He has not arrived yet.

Subject: Re: Fortune-teller at your service

Written By: Howard on 02/08/08 at 1:28 pm


The poor lady ^

Just when she thought she knew my limits ?  ::)  The others here are more 'battle  hardened' ?  :-X  :-\\

I see Howard is now offline. No doubt, gone to his room, to practice what he preaches !  :P


preach about what?  ::)

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