Hmm....


Flash of  'inspiration'  or flash of 'Mister' nonsense. Yes, of course, it's the latter !  :-[



But .... it just went through my head in the last couple of minutes. Paranoia rules ? CERTAINLY ..... but .... let's play along with this one .......




How about THIS WHOLE SITE  ..... all the identities  .... e.g    'Badfinger-fan'  ...... 'Quirk' .... 'Philip Eno' ..... 'Whistledog' .... and others far too numerous to mention .....  are ALL just identities ... just generated by some 'Super -computer'. Families that don't exist, photos .... they're all concotions .... even when  somebody tells you they've met someone else here in person .... again .... well .... do YOU know that for a fact ?!  ??? ???  :-\\


That PM I just got .... from Philip / adagio / CatwomanofV etc; etc; ...... it was all just the damned computer ! Nobody here really exists !


Hey ! I'm as MAD AS HELL ! .....  >:(



and I AIN'T  gonna take it anymore !  :P



Now .... over to you ....... 'Supercomputer' ...... let's see who you're gonna fabricate first to respond to my 'mad' message .... to try  to convince me that I'M mad .... and that these people REALLY do exist !


:P ;D

Did the computer also choose Christmas cards, presents with personalized messages in them, pretend that members got married to each other, etc. etc.

Can it also send out e-mails/msn messages etc between members when they are not logged in to the boards?

I know I'm real

Did the computer also choose Christmas cards, presents with personalized messages in them, pretend that members got married to each other, etc. etc.

Can it also send out e-mails/msn messages etc between members when they are not logged in to the boards?

I know I'm real


A-ha ! .... So ... the 'Karen' identity is the FIRST one the supercomputer generates... Hmm interesting !

Why should this be so ?  :-\\










I shalll have to probe further into her background..... and try to unmask why the programming would send such an identity to challenge my sanity !  :P  ;D  :D

I exist...whether you think fabricated or not, BUT what if , and I've thought this more than once, YOU are made up? ???

See we can put any information we want in there, false pictures, ages , names.  I think you are talking to the wrong person...I've become a little paranoid myself lately.  Alan really is a mod...undercover mod, sent by the others to spy on us terrible, terrible people...we people that think we're real are so bad.  :\'(

There will now be a slight pause .... while the system regenerates the next identity to try to come in here ... and convince me that THEY are real, this site is real, and that I am mad, stupid .... or possibly both ?!




Waiting ....







Waiting .....
















Waiting .....











Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.


Hello ? What's this ?  ???  ::)



Looks like the 'Belle' / adagio identity has just been thrown up at me.  Well, let's see what 'she' supposedly has to say .....  ::)

I exist...whether you think fabricated or not, BUT what if , and I've thought this more than once, YOU are made up? ???

See we can put any information we want in there, false pictures, ages , names.  I think you are talking to the wrong person...I've become a little paranoid myself lately.  Alan really is a mod...undercover mod, sent by the others to spy on us terrible, terrible people...we people that think we're real are so bad.  :\'(










I shalll have to probe further into her background..... and try to unmask why the programming would send such an identity to challenge my sanity !  :P  ;D  :D





False people, false names.  How sad. Well, to tell the truth..... the email I supplied to register here ... I don't even remember the password to the made up email name .... so .... even if I supplied it, no point in anyone from here emailing me (oops I meant the super-computer !  :P ).



Terrible naughty people .... they should be spanked ! Now ... which way IS it to the 'dungeon'.  ::)

well, I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure I exist...don't I?

I shalll have to probe further into her background..... and try to unmask why the programming would send such an identity to challenge my sanity !   :P  ;D  :D





False people, false names.  How sad. Well, to tell the truth..... the email I supplied to register here ... I don't even remember the password to the made up email name .... so .... even if I supplied it, no point in anyone from here emailing me (oops I meant the super-computer !  :P ).



Terrible naughty people .... they should be spanked ! Now ... which way IS it to the 'dungeon'.  ::)


What sanity?

well, I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure I exist...don't I?



Well h-e-l-l-o Billy boy !  :-* :-*


Yes .... our very camp token gay guy has been generated !  ;D ... Well, there may be other camp identities here too .... but per-leeze ... give me just a little bit more time to make their acquaintance ?  ;D


Ok Bill identity .... I DO believe you are potentially a lot of fun .... maybe we can play off of each other ...


So ... give me some ideas !  :o  :D

Explain this, 'Alan',  why is it that you know what everyone posts even though you are 'supposedly' asleep?

Well h-e-l-l-o Billy boy !   :-* :-*


Yes .... our very camp token gay guy has been generated !   ;D ... Well, there may be other camp identities here too .... but per-leeze ... give me just a little bit more time to make their acquaintance ?   ;D


Ok Bill identity .... I DO believe you are potentially a lot of fun .... maybe we can play off of each other ...


So ... give me some ideas !   :o  :D



I am certainly a lot of fun.  You like to have a good time?   :-*

hehehe

Waiting for system-generated response.

I am certainly a lot of fun.  You like to have a good time?  :-*

hehehe

Waiting for system-generated response.



Hey !  >:(


Let's get this straight (unfortunate choice of words  :-\\ :D )  buster ! !  >:( >:(





I am the one who's real .... YOU are computer generated !  :P  ;D

Hey !  >:(


Let's get this straight (unfortunate choice of words  :-\\ :D )  buster ! !   >:( >:(





I am the one who's real .... YOU are computer generated !   :P  ;D


And how do I know that you're real?

And how do I know that you're real?


Doggone ! This Bill identity is pretty good !  :-\\





Starts to have me questioning my own existence ? !







But no I won't let the compute win !  >:(  :P  :D

And how do I know that you're real?


My point exactly.  What else woul a computer-generated undercover mod sent to spy on us do? Make us think HE'S real and we're not. Right?

Doggone ! This Bill identity is pretty good !  :-\\





Starts to have me questioning my own existence ? !







But no I won't let the compute win !  >:(  :P  :D



Or the computeR ... for that matter !  :-[ :P ;D

Hey Bill identity .. what do you make of my 'cheeky' little boy !  ???









http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2267/cheekybabyli7.gif




;D

Hey Bill identity .. what do you make of my 'cheeky' little boy !  ???









http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2267/cheekybabyli7.gif




;D


cute. real cute.

So, Mr Mister identity, how do you plan on proving your existence?

Well, since that computer 'Alan' refuses to respond (I probably burnt out a fuse in him) there is no point in this 'fake' conversation. But I am the real person. "Alan" is the computer.

Sad over the recent departure of the system generated 'Bill' identity .....


but probably a good thing ? Since I can only take so much laughter ?

^

Recently posted in 'at this exact moment' thread  .....


But hey !  8)  Isn't this system smart ... not to mention, obliging ......


Cos .... just look at this: (  8) )







cute. real cute.

So, Mr Mister identity, how do you plan on proving your existence?





Hey system gen Bill  >:( ..  I can feel my dic...tionary !  Can YOU feel  it ?  ???



Well ..... as cool as you might be  8)  .... I think I'll settle for Mrs Palmer and her 5 lovely daughters !  :P  ;D


< Evades obvious computer generated answer to get under his pants     :Pskin !

Well, since that computer 'Alan' refuses to respond (I probably burnt out a fuse in him) there is no point in this 'fake' conversation. But I am the real person. "Alan" is the computer.


I've heard of a similar name in 2001 a space odyssey?

Aah ... why  split hairs...


As Paul Simon once (almost said) ..... you can call me hAL !    :P ;D

Hal ('Alan') admits it finally!!


For the record, I don't believe that Bill is token or the only gay.

^

Recently posted in 'at this exact moment' thread  .....


But hey !  8)  Isn't this system smart ... not to mention, obliging ......


Cos .... just look at this: (  8) )









Hey system gen Bill   >:( ..  I can feel my dic...tionary !  Can YOU feel  it ?   ???



Well ..... as cool as you might be  8)  .... I think I'll settle for Mrs Palmer and her 5 lovely daughters !  :P  ;D


< Evades obvious computer generated answer to get under his pants     :Pskin !


BOING!!!

Hal ('Alan') admits it finally!!


Computer gen'd Belle got it ! There's hope for those bits and bytes yet ! 

Hal ('Alan') admits it finally!!


For the record, I don't believe that Bill is token or the only gay.




For the record Belle bytes .. I never said he was .... just the only one I was currently aware of !

Should I ask Bill to enlighten me ? Hmm ...


On second thoughts ....  ;D

For the record Belle bytes .. I never said he was .... just the only one I was currently aware of !

Should I ask Bill to enlighten me ? Hmm ...


On second thoughts ....  ;D



Oh .... I DO apologize.  :(

















How COULD I forget Howard ?  :P

"Warning, Mr. Mister, warning!!  Computer named Hal has broken down and does not recognize thst I HAD left"

Wow ! Looks like quite a full board at the moment !


Operative word ..... LOOKS like !

Well, what do we have here:



Users Online  2 Guests, 9 Users (2 Buddies)
Users active in past 5 minutes:
adagio, AnnieBanannie, Mr. Mister, johnny5alive, Jeff Reuben, Tia, ninny, Marty McFly, Philip Eno


Man, is that system good at spitting out those names or what !?


What's that ... the luscious 'AnnieBanannie' would appear to be back too ! Those bytes aint been around in months ! Now I KNOW it's a conspiracy !


Hmm. Just waiting for that generated 'Postwhore' supremo to make its mark here too !    ::)

For the record Belle bytes .. I never said he was .... just the only one I was currently aware of !

Should I ask Bill to enlighten me ? Hmm ...


On second thoughts ....  ;D


How can I enlighten you?  Can I take a load (off)?

How can I enlighten you?  Can I take a load (off)?
















How big is your mouth ? !  ???  :o  :D

How big is your mouth ? !   ???  :o  :D


oh my... i'm gonna get myself in trouble here.  time to walk away!! 

oh my... i'm gonna get myself in trouble here.  time to walk away!! 




Yeah.... that'll teach computer generated Bill to 'byte off' more than he can chew !  >:(
























"Wad's the matter !"  ??? :P :D

heh, sometimes it's like that.
sometimes i consider how I don't really know anyone here and could just stop at anytime.  (and probably should)
sometimes i figure if it's all fake, it's even safer!
either way, won't matter to me. :)

heh, sometimes it's like that.
sometimes i consider how I don't really know anyone here and could just stop at anytime.  (and probably should)
sometimes i figure if it's all fake, it's even safer!
either way, won't matter to me. :)



^

Heh ! ^

Must be a glitch in the computer.  :-\\ .... Think I've noticed this 'Belle du Jour'  come up randomly in moments like these ?  ::)



Yes, yet another figment of MY imagination !  :\'(












and ...... just when I WASN'T gonna 'kick her to the gutter' !  :P ;) ;D

You are totally correct. I don't exist. I am just a pigment of everyone's imagination-especially Alan (AKA Mr. Mister). I am part of a plot hatched by Microsoft to take over the entire world and it begins with taking over Alan's mind.




Cat

I am real, but there a difference between my real self and my online self 

I can whistle, but I am not a dog, and I sure as hell don't look like Dannii Minogue (my avatar) LOL

Hmm....


Flash of  'inspiration'   or flash of 'Mister' nonsense. Yes, of course, it's the latter !   :-[



But .... it just went through my head in the last couple of minutes. Paranoia rules ? CERTAINLY ..... but .... let's play along with this one .......




How about THIS WHOLE SITE  ..... all the identities  .... e.g    'Badfinger-fan'  ...... 'Quirk' .... 'Philip Eno' ..... 'Whistledog' .... and others far too numerous to mention .....  are ALL just identities ... just generated by some 'Super -computer'. Families that don't exist, photos .... they're all concotions .... even when  somebody tells you they've met someone else here in person .... again .... well .... do YOU know that for a fact ?!  ??? ???  :-\\


That PM I just got .... from Philip / adagio / CatwomanofV etc; etc; ...... it was all just the damned computer ! Nobody here really exists !


Hey ! I'm as MAD AS HELL ! .....  >:(



and I AIN'T  gonna take it anymore !   :P



Now .... over to you ....... 'Supercomputer' ...... let's see who you're gonna fabricate first to respond to my 'mad' message .... to try  to convince me that I'M mad .... and that these people REALLY do exist !


:P ;D



hahaaha..you're not the only crazy around! I have thought that many times...or more on the lines of, maybe...what if someone was creating a persona...and they totally were not that person. For example (and please, this is just an example)....what if....there was really no midknightdarkness (Beth..my sister)...what if I totally made her up, and posted as her? Now, I know that some of you actually talk to her on the phone, and she's now dating someone that she met from this site....but things like THAT make me wonder all the time. It can totally be pulled off.

How big is your mouth ? !   ???  :o  :D



computer generated mouth, according to you.  I still say it's you who are plotting something not in character with the 'person' you have pretended to be.    >:( >:( >:( :P :P

So I don't exist.  I need someone to blame for my distress.  Think I'll blame Homeland Security.  They get blamed for lots of stuff.

You are totally correct. I don't exist. I am just a pigment of everyone's imagination-especially Alan (AKA Mr. Mister). I am part of a plot hatched by Microsoft to take over the entire world and it begins with taking over Alan's mind.




Cat



The 'Catwoman' ... yes that one must have been generated from watching too much Batman as a nipper ... (featuring Adam West and Burt Ward)

Guess her avatar's there to get me 'hot under the collar'. Well it sure seems to work .... I think a 'bedroom' break might soon be in order (even though I just woke up !). Yes, this fiendish program ... just likes to toy with me


Well program ... toy away .... but let me just say ....






















http://www.wpclipart.com/food/fruit/banana/banana_peeled.png





^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^




YOU cant touch this !   :P


http://www.evilboris.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/hammer1.gif




but I   can ...... so eat your bytes out !  :P







Yeah that 'thing'  ....






















http://www.wpclipart.com/food/fruit/banana/banana_peeled.png
Damn ... looks like its erect and ready to go. Further it does have FOUR-skins !  :P ;D

I am real, but there a difference between my real self and my online self 

I can whistle, but I am not a dog, and I sure as hell don't look like Dannii Minogue (my avatar) LOL



Yes ..... the 'Whistledog' generation ......  8)



Definitely one of the most interesting programs here. The one-liners that one comes up with ...... certainly gives me a run for my money .... not to mention a few laughs !  Definitely, I've learnt a lot of my skills from that one. It seems to be in semi-retirement these days ..... I wouldn't mind seeing a bit more of that persona though .... computer ?  ???

hahaaha..you're not the only crazy around! I have thought that many times...or more on the lines of, maybe...what if someone was creating a persona...and they totally were not that person. For example (and please, this is just an example)....what if....there was really no midknightdarkness (Beth..my sister)...what if I totally made her up, and posted as her? Now, I know that some of you actually talk to her on the phone, and she's now dating someone that she met from this site....but things like THAT make me wonder all the time. It can totally be pulled off.




Clever stuff, computer ! 'You're not the only crazy around' ..... then goes into a bit of a spiel  about its having a sister.

< Digression: Wonders ..... are the 1's and 0's here in the computer's machine language representative of male and female ? Is 'Erin' a 1 or a 0.

Actually since this whole site is a sham .... maybe everyone's a big fat zero ?  :-\\


Yeah that 'Quirky' program .... fairly convincing stuff .... almost .... but you can't fool me. Too late for that.  :-X





Fool me once .....




Now who WAS it that once mightily uttered those words ..... or at least tried ..... ???



























http://earthhopenetwork.net/bush%20art/missing_lunk_bush.jpg

^




Yeah ..... gotta give him credit. At least he TRIED !  ::)  ;D

So I don't exist.  I need someone to blame for my distress.  Think I'll blame Homeland Security.  They get blamed for lots of stuff.



Plausible ..... this Reynolds one ....

Starts life as a space cadet ..... quickly becomes a  Space-ACE .... then progresses on to rubber ducks !  ::)






Well, I do like to keep this program happy .... so, here ....

























http://z.about.com/d/hotels/1/0/d/5/mci_rubber_duck.jpg

Have a duck !  ;D

How about THIS WHOLE SITE  ..... all the identities  .... e.g    'Badfinger-fan'  ...... 'Quirk' .... 'Philip Eno' ..... 'Whistledog' .... and others far too numerous to mention .....  are ALL just identities ... just generated by some 'Super -computer'. Families that don't exist, photos .... they're all concotions .... even when  somebody tells you they've met someone else here in person .... again .... well .... do YOU know that for a fact ?!  ??? ???  :-\\

OK, Alan, here's who is really running the show:

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/art/dalek460.jpg

EXTERMINATE!!!

Plausible ..... this Reynolds one ....

Starts life as a space cadet ..... quickly becomes a  Space-ACE .... then progresses on to rubber ducks !  ::)






Well, I do like to keep this program happy .... so, here ....

























http://z.about.com/d/hotels/1/0/d/5/mci_rubber_duck.jpg

Have a duck !  ;D


The duck can defeat anything Homeland Security throws our way.  Of course I could be wrong.

OK, Alan, here's who is really running the show:

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/art/dalek460.jpg

EXTERMINATE!!!



Sorry for the delay there 'Al-B' program ....





Took me more than a while to find a certain image I had in mind  :-http://www.bradfordtimeline.co.uk/bill-haley-and-the-comets.jpg
Shake, rattle and roll .....
















I said >:(























http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/1882/dalekshakersthumbrw8.jpg
Shake ^ rattle ......





















http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9889/dancingdalekbd4.gif
and roll !   :P  :D

The 'Catwoman' ... yes that one must have been generated from watching too much Batman as a nipper ... (featuring Adam West and Burt Ward)

Guess her avatar's there to get me 'hot under the collar'. Well it sure seems to work .... I think a 'bedroom' break might soon be in order (even though I just woke up !). Yes, this fiendish program ... just likes to toy with me


Well program ... toy away .... but let me just say ....






















http://www.wpclipart.com/food/fruit/banana/banana_peeled.png





^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^




YOU cant touch this !   :P


http://www.evilboris.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/hammer1.gif




but I   can ...... so eat your bytes out !  :P







Yeah that 'thing'  ....






















http://www.wpclipart.com/food/fruit/banana/banana_peeled.png
Damn ... looks like its erect and ready to go. Further it does have FOUR-skins !  :P ;D



Really getting graphic, huh?

Really getting graphic, huh?




Hello .... what's this ? Looks like the 'Belle' program has kicked in !  ::)




The system seems to do that when its going through those 'glitches' ..... throws up this personality that's often inchorent I mean incoherent ...









I think that's what I mean  :-\\














I think  said personalities' favourite song could be ...... (?)  :-\\























http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drh000/h061/h06134feyik.jpg























              http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5441/libertybellao4.gif
DING-DONG! DING-DONG!  :P

That's cute. ;)    You think so? ???

What's incoherent about what I said?  Except maybe you've been to 'Happy Hour' and can't undertand.

Did you notice something?




















Down here? v

Did you notice something?

Down here? v








        http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh93/adagio_photos/Native%20American/colorchange.gif

No ... but it ^  IS cute !  :)






















< Wonders why he spends his time trying to give a computer generated program encouragement / praise ?  :-\\



















Must be a bit soft in the head.  :-[

         http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh93/adagio_photos/Native%20American/colorchange.gif

No ... but it ^  IS cute !  :)






















< Wonders why he spends his time trying to give a computer generated program encouragement / praise ?  :-\\



















Must be a bit soft in the head.  :-[


Because you didn't have to do any work!  Wonder why I call you knight in shining armor....maybe I was reading your byte thoughts? ::) ;D

Because you didn't have to do any work!  Wonder why I call you knight in shining armor....maybe I was reading your byte thoughts? ::) ;D



Interestingly erratic  ... this 'Belle' program.  ::)
















One moment 'she' likens me to a flat-worm  (in another thread)  :\'( .... then I'm compared to a 'knight in shining armor'  :-X

















Think that might be a SLIGHT move up the ladder of life's possible reincarnatons ?  :-\\

Interestingly erratic  ... this 'Belle' program.   ::)
















One moment 'she' likens me to a flat-worm  (in another thread)  :\'( .... then I'm compared to a 'knight in shining armor'  :-X

















Think that might be a SLIGHT move up the ladder of life's possible reincarnatons ?  :-\\



I think knights would disagree with a SLIGHT move...besides I put that chameleon there for a reason,,,I run hot and cold, just like you and this board.  8)

In all seriouness now...I've been posting on some of the old threads that the mods resurected and they aren't really popular anymore...like the lyrics thread.

Hmm....

But .... it just went through my head in the last couple of minutes. Paranoia rules ? CERTAINLY ..... but .... let's play along with this one .......

How about THIS WHOLE SITE  ..... all the identities  .... e.g    'Badfinger-fan'  ...... 'Quirk' .... 'Philip Eno' ..... 'Whistledog' .... and others far too numerous to mention .....  are ALL just identities ... just generated by some 'Super -computer'. Families that don't exist, photos .... they're all concotions .... even when  somebody tells you they've met someone else here in person .... again .... well .... do YOU know that for a fact ?!  ??? ???  :-\\


That PM I just got .... from Philip / adagio / CatwomanofV etc; etc; ...... it was all just the damned computer ! Nobody here really exists !

Now .... over to you ....... 'Supercomputer' ...... let's see who you're gonna fabricate first to respond to my 'mad' message .... to try  to convince me that I'M mad .... and that these people REALLY do exist !

so you've finally discovered that this Board doesn't really exist. I was wondering how long before you realized the truth about you, me, and Philp and the rest. here's what we really look like in the super computer> BFF, MM, PE
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/badfingermike/matrix.jpg

: )  Did you post on some old boards?

Ooh...I just got an idea.  See the chameleon in my sig.?  Is there a way to get the test to change colors just like he does?

Ooh...I just got an idea.  See the chameleon in my sig.?  Is there a way to get the test to change colors just like he does?
test? what's that?  ???

test? what's that?  ???


oops typo...'text'

oops typo...'text'
oh.... I see. that single letter typo was a bit confusing. as for your question, I dunno if it can be done or not.  :-\\

You can use different colour text in a post but I am not aware of a way of making any word switch between different colours.

so you've finally discovered that this Board doesn't really exist. I was wondering how long before you realized the truth about you, me, and Philp and the rest. here's what we really look like in the super computer> BFF, MM, PE
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/badfingermike/matrix.jpg












Aha !

The computer spits out the BF- fan program !



so you've finally discovered that this Board doesn't really exist. I was wondering how long before you realized the truth about you, me, and Philp and the rest. here's what we really look like in the super computer> BFF, MM, PE
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/badfingermike/matrix.jpg




It knows I'm pretty fond of this BF guy ..... Fond. Now ....  don't get me wrong there .... not fond as in the 'Bill' / 'Howard' program !  :P


I see it's trying to convince me that I don't exist .... and have perhaps been assimilated ...... like Captain Picard was when he met Bjorn Borg !  ::)




So ... I apparently have joined Phil and BF in the computer's matrix ?  ???




Lies damned lies .... I  DO exist ...... and  think I might soon disappear into the bedroom for a 'toe-curler'    :o  :P ;D







Yeah .... that's one way to make myself not feel like a bunch of 1's and 0's  !  >:(








The real 'Mr. Mister' ?  -> 111111100000000101001010101010100111100000010101010100000001010000101010  ???  :-\\  :\'(

Probably not, but it would be neat if it could.

Aha !

The computer spits out the BF- fan program !



It knows I'm pretty fond of this BF guy ..... Fond. Now ....  don't get me wrong there .... not fond as in the 'Bill' / 'Howard' program !  :P


I see it's trying to convince me that I don't exist .... and have perhaps been assimilated ...... like Captain Picard was when he met Bjorn Borg !   ::)




So ... I apparently have joined Phil and BF in the computer's matrix ?  ???




Lies damned lies .... I   DO exist ...... and  think I might soon disappear into the bedroom for a 'toe-curler'    :o  :P ;D







Yeah .... that's one way to make myself not feel like a bunch of 1's and 0's  !  >:(








The real 'Mr. Mister' ?  -> 111111100000000101001010101010100111100000010101010100000001010000101010  ???  :-\\  :\'(
too bad none of it's real  8)   and thanks for clarifying Fond ;D

Probably not, but it would be neat if it could.


I assume this is in response to my reply

You can use different colour text in a post but I am not aware of a way of making any word switch between different colours.


??? :-\\

too bad none of it's real  8)   and thanks for defining "fond"  ;D



Just like Alan....create a board, then abandon it!  :-\\ ??? >:( >:( :P

Just like Alan....create a board, then abandon it!  :-\\ ??? >:( >:( :P


^

The 'Belle' program continues to speak in riddles. I wonder if any of the other programs /identities here are able to decipher what she / it is supposedly saying to me now ?  ::)

Just like Alan....create a board, then abandon it!  :-\\ ??? >:( >:( :P
create a board?  ???  this whole place... inthe00s is a board., do you mean thread or topic adagio? and if so which one, there's hundreds.  if you're awaiting a response to a post, don't take it to personally if a reply isn't immediate, it's not personal. posts get overlooked all the time.
that said, whatchu talkin bout?  ;D

create a board?   ???  this whole place... inthe00s is a board., do you mean thread or topic adagio? and if so which one, there's hundreds.  if you're awaiting a response to a post, don't take it to personally if a reply isn't immediate, it's not personal. posts get overlooked all the time.
that said, whatchu talkin bout?  ;D


It wasn't as serious as Alan made it out to be.  I just meant any thread he starts, he abandons.  I was waiting for no reply...what made you think that?

create a board?  ???  this whole place... inthe00s is a board., do you mean thread or topic adagio? and if so which one, there's hundreds.  if you're awaiting a response to a post, don't take it to personally if a reply isn't immediate, it's not personal. posts get overlooked all the time.
that said, whatchu talkin bout?  ;D


Exactly !

My brother / my friend ! ^  8)





Maybe we share the same programming ? Almost  (that's ALMOST) identical series of 1's and 0's to make up BF and MM.

 





We were given the 'LOGIC' gene .....  8)  which .... it seems  :-\\  was in short supply at the time of creation !  :(




Oops !  :-X












:P ;D

It wasn't as serious as Alan made it out to be.  I just meant any thread he starts, he abandons.  I was waiting for no reply...what made you think that?
oh...... I now uunderstand what you meant.  I'm sorry. whoa, I took your comment in a whole different direction, but that's also because you quoted my post. you said "just like Alan" so it looks like you're saying I'm being just like Alan, anyway, no biggee, misunderstandings happen frequently with internet chat.  yes, good, on we go.  8)

Exactly !

My brother / my friend ! ^  8)





Maybe we share the same programming ? Almost  (that's ALMOST) identical series of 1's and 0's to make up BF and MM.

 





We were given the 'LOGIC' gene .....  8)  which .... it seems  :-\\  was in short supply at the time of creation !  :(




Oops !   :-X












:P ;D
we think like men  ;D  we both misunderstood, but she knew what she meant.  she was just implying that you had left for a spell, that's all

oh...... I now uunderstand what you meant.  I'm sorry. whoa, I took your comment in a whole different direction, but that's also because you quoted my post. you said "just like Alan" so it looks like you're saying I'm being just like Alan, anyway, no biggee, misunderstandings happen frequently with internet chat.  yes, good, on we go.  8)


Sorry 'bout my shortcut to typing causing a misunderstanding... :\'(



we think like men    we both misunderstood, but she knew what she meant.  she was just implying that you had left for a spell, that's all 
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Thank you@!!!  I think I love you!! ;D ;D ;D

Sorry 'bout my shortcut to typing causing a misunderstanding... :\'(
not a problem, since I now know what you meant and you now know what I thought  ;D  and sorry if i questioned you like you were  :D

not a problem, since I now know what you meant and you now know what I thought  ;D   and sorry if i questioned you like you were  :D


;) it's ok

not a problem, since I now know what you meant and you now know what I thought  ;D  and sorry if i questioned you like you were  :D





'and sorry if i questioned you like you were' ???




Oh dear ... is there a computer virus on the loose ? Is the BF program now succumbing to whatever ails the 'Belle' program.  :(





Now I know how Will Smith felt in that 'I am legend' (Last man on Earth movie)  :\'(  .... I could be the LAST logical one left here ! :(





















Heaven help us ALL !  :\'(  :P  :D

???




Oh dear ... is there a computer virus on the loose ? Is the BF program now succumbing to whatever ails the 'Belle' program.  :(





Now I know how Will Smith felt in that 'I am legend' (Last man on Earth movie)  :\'(  .... I could be the LAST logical one left here ! :(





















Heaven help us ALL !  :\'(  :P  :D




Yes, Heaven help us all if you are defined as 'logic'.  :D

BF, Alan everyone...it's late here....bye.

???

Oh dear ... is there a computer virus on the loose ? Is the BF program now succumbing to whatever ails the 'Belle' program.  :(

:D = crazy                that's what my meaning was and I do believe the virus is contagious and may spread

I woke up this morning and realized that it's ME that exists... all of you are fake!

I woke up this morning and realized that it's ME that exists... all of you are fake!







When people get all angry and assertive like that ^ ..... gets me 'all excited'.  8)  -> http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gif

























Sorry about the 'shaving cream' you've just acquired, Bill  :(  !  :\'(





























Hey, .... you're supposed to rub it into your beard,  >:(  NOT rate it on a scale of '1 to 10' !    :P

When people get all angry and assertive like that ^ ..... gets me 'all excited'.  8)  -> http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gif

























Sorry about the 'shaving cream' you've just acquired, Bill  :(   !   :\'(





























Hey, .... you're supposed to rub it into your beard,  >:(  NOT rate it on a scale of '1 to 10' !    :P


That's just too much!!

When people get all angry and assertive like that ^ ..... gets me 'all excited'.  8)  -> http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gif

Sorry about the 'shaving cream' you've just acquired, Bill  :(   !   :\'(


Hey, .... you're supposed to rub it into your beard,  >:(  NOT rate it on a scale of '1 to 10' !    :P


I have a problem that keeps growing and growing every time I read one of your posts.

I guess so, Bill, with all of Alan's outrageous talk.  Alan....shame, shame.  ;D

That's just too much!!















Ooh yes ! I guess it is TOO much ... too HARD to swallow ?  ???























In yer end-oh? or innuendo ? Bill ?  :o  What DO you reckon?    ??? :P  ;D

Ooh yes ! I guess it is TOO much ... too HARD to swallow ?  ???




In yer end-oh? or innuendo ? Bill ?  :o  What DO you reckon?    ??? :P  ;D


BRING IT

Ok...I won't interupt you two 'love-birds'

I'm real.

Ok...I won't interupt you two 'love-birds'


LOL no! you're keeping me honest!

I'm real.


yes you are.  :-*

BRING IT





The 'Bill' program .... says bring 'it' .... as in 'bring the Bill' .... I am so eager to pay the 'check' ?  ???
















Gotta bubble bath and candles waiting at home, Bill ?  ::)


















Do I have to bring my own 'rubber duck ' ? !  :P

yes you are.  :-*


Cut it out.  ::)

LOL no! you're keeping me honest!


How?  :)

How?   :)


Because I know someone else is watching  ;D

The 'Bill' program .... says bring 'it' .... as in 'bring the Bill' .... I am so eager to pay the 'check' ?   ???
















Gotta bubble bath and candles waiting at home, Bill ?   ::)


















Do I have to bring my own 'rubber duck ' ? !   :P


you're a bad, bad boy.

i'm glad you're fake

I'm real.


Well Hello !  8)






















What DO we have here !?  ::)
















The 'HOWARD' program/ identity has just entered the 'cyber-space'. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/love4.gif

















Looks like it could be getting ready to have a tiff with 'Bill' .... and asking 'How DOES 'Mister' fit in to all of this ?'  :-\\














Is he truly the 'meat in the sandwich' ?    ???  :-\\  :P    ;D

Because I know someone else is watching  ;D


Who?  Everyone on the thread?   ;D

Well Hello !   8)






















What DO we have here !?   ::)
















The 'HOWARD' program/ identity has just entered the 'cyber-space'. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/love4.gif

















Looks like it could be getting ready to have a tiff with 'Bill' .... and asking 'How DOES 'Mister' fit in to all of this ?'   :-\\














Is he truly the 'meat in the sandwich' ?    ???   :-\\   :P     ;D


Nah,you're just full of bologna.

Nah,you're just full of bologna.


LOL good one

Nah,you're just full of bologna.


You realized the truth.. ;D ;D

Nah,you're just full of bologna.


Bologna ?



















Let it be stated for the record ! I had a 10 dolllar steak in a pub tonight. Bologna ?    ??? 8-P

Bologna ?



















Let it be stated for the record ! I had a 10 dolllar steak in a pub tonight. Bologna ?    ??? 8-P


you could be just a HAM.

Bologna ?


Let it be stated for the record ! I had a 10 dolllar steak in a pub tonight. Bologna ?    ??? 8-P


why pay for steak when you can have my sausage for free?

why pay for steak when you can have my sausage for free?


8-P *vomits in mouth*

you could be just a HAM.


I think everyone's agreed, ALAN, we are real and you don't exist.
  ;)

I think everyone's agreed, ALAN, we are real and you don't exist.
  ;)


just a figment of our imagination?

you could be just a HAM.




I could be 'kosher' or NOT  'kosher'.




If you're into ham ..... and  are looking to be 'fed up' ..... you might go on a pork hunt ..... looking for some 'pork-hunt' !  ??? :P




























Hint: just keep saying 'Pork hunt' pretty quick !  :P :D

:-*

Hint: just keep saying 'Pork hunt' pretty quick !   :P :D




Can't you just say what you mean? ???

Can't you just say what you mean? ???


Difficult ?  :-X







Belle .... just trust me on this one ?  ???












Say Pork hunt .... pork hunt .... pork hunt ....... (repeatedly ..... fast .... ) No  >:(    I DON'T mean 'repeatedly fast !'  >:(












:P

:D 

With these thing, I usually get just part of the phrase.

Can't you just say what you mean? ???


He never does.

'Off with his head', then. ;D

Does ANYBODY on this board get the lame joke 'Pork hunt' repeated quickly /ad infinitum ...... or was that just way over the heads ....  ???



SLIGHT    clue  :P ... think obscenities ... think THE obscenity amongst obscenities ? !    :o

May I just add .... for the record ...

If, after the above clue you STILL can't figure it out .... I can only shake my head, and think ...

Poor ....

Does ANYBODY on this board get the lame joke 'Pork hunt' repeated quickly /ad infinitum ...... or was that just way over the heads ....  ???



SLIGHT    clue  :P ... think obscenities ... think THE obscenity amongst obscenities ? !    :o




I got it immediately :) I'm a dirty, dirty boy

Alan...I got part of it (pork hunt)  You said 'Belle' like it was a made-up name.  Not so.  Wanna see my birth certificate?  ;D


Bill, for some strange reason your English has vastly improved. ??? ;D ;D ;D ;D

Alan...I got part of it (pork hunt)  You said 'Belle' like it was a made-up name.  Not so.  Wanna see my birth certificate?  ;D


Bill, for some strange reason your English has vastly improved. ??? ;D ;D ;D ;D


me no understand the english.

me no understand the english.



;D ;D ;D ;D

I got it immediately :) I'm a dirty, dirty boy


To the dungeons with Bill !  >:(






















How do you like your cheeks, Bill ? Well done, or 'sunny side up' ?  http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2267/cheekybabyli7.gifhttp://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/images/smilies/whip.gif

To the dungeons with Bill !  >:(



How do you like your cheeks, Bill ? Well done, or 'sunny side up' ?   http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2267/cheekybabyli7.gifhttp://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/images/smilies/whip.gif


sunny side up please.

sunny side up please.








I was hoping for that. Bill wants to keep a 'sunny disposition ' ?















But will that still be maintained when he's presented 'the bill' ?













Still, he SHOULD keep smiling in a restaurant situation ... cos at the end of the night, EVERYONE'S asking for Bill / the bill ! (Strangely though, many don't seem too happy when bill arrives ?).    :P :D

I was hoping for that. Bill wants to keep a 'sunny disposition ' ?



what's your favorite disposition?

what's your favorite disposition?


It's been a LONG time .... but I was quite into a bit of bondage ? ..... Spread eagled, a bit of spanking on both sides, medium hard ?

It's been a LONG time .... but I was quite into a bit of bondage ? ..... Spread eagled, a bit of spanking on both sides, medium hard ?


GOOD LORD you sure don't mince words there do ya, buddy?

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/sex.gif

GOOD LORD you sure don't mince words there do ya, buddy?


That's me Bill. Out here for you guys to ... well,  :-\\



I guess I like to say what I THINK other people would sometimes like to say ...... but just don't quite have the ......s or the stupidity, or something like that ?  ;D

That's me Bill. Out here for you guys to ... well,  :-\\



I guess I like to say what I THINK other people would sometimes like to say ...... but just don't quite have the ......s or the stupidity, or something like that ?  ;D


take me now

take me now





I didn't see THAT ^  :-X


























Probably, cos like Corey Hart, ...... I 'wear my sunglasses at night' !  ->  8)

I didn't see THAT ^  :-X



Probably, cos like Corey Hart, ...... I 'wear my sunglasses at night' !  ->  8)


LOL good one

LOL good one





















Not convinced he believes me. Maybe this'll help ?  :-\\

































http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/629/aug1106ot8.jpg

It's been a LONG time .... but I was quite into a bit of bondage ? ..... Spread eagled, a bit of spanking on both sides, medium hard ?

Aw...go on!!