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Subject: Get me out of work
Written By: KKay on 04/08/08 at 11:06 am
I am really beginning to hate work.
Excuses, please!
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/08/08 at 11:56 am
just say that you feel like you have to puke...then go to the bathroom and start making barf noises...maybe that will work? ???
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: KKay on 04/08/08 at 2:20 pm
i'll be so full of hate there that i might puke!
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: snozberries on 04/08/08 at 10:19 pm
how much sick leave can you take without a doctor's note? and do you have sick leave... I'd do that... I call them Mental Health Days... or take vacation but don't go anywhere. Its always fun to be able to stay home when you're supposed to be at work.
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: whistledog on 04/08/08 at 10:21 pm
"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead"
IF you want to actually puke, just drink so much water until you do. I used to do that when I was a kid to get out of going to school, and it worked ;D
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: Davester on 04/08/08 at 10:42 pm
I am really beginning to hate work.
Excuses, please!
Wish I could help ya. Funny thing about work- isn't like HS at all. In school if you're not there, you're just not there. Try that stuff at work and they're all too happy to bid you farewell... :o ;D
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: La Roche on 04/08/08 at 10:47 pm
If you get hit by a bus or a cab, you could probably clean up in court and get some time off work.
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/09/08 at 3:26 am
just say that you feel like you have to puke...then go to the bathroom and start making barf noises...maybe that will work? ???
...then slip out of a window.
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: Howard on 04/09/08 at 7:03 am
fake a sneeze?
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: KKay on 04/09/08 at 7:08 am
maybe all of these at once?
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: gemini on 04/09/08 at 5:33 pm
If you think of a good one, let me know. I've been feeling like this for the past few months.
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/10/08 at 6:39 am
Take a six month holiday twice a year.
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: Howard on 04/10/08 at 7:03 am
use fake vomit? ;D
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/10/08 at 7:40 am
use fake vomit? ;D
...over the computer terminal ?
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: ninny on 04/10/08 at 7:46 am
Start talking to yourself,and flicking off make believe bugs,they'll think you cracked and send you home ;D
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: Howard on 04/10/08 at 8:00 am
Start talking to yourself,and flicking off make believe bugs,they'll think you cracked and send you home ;D
That's disturbing.
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: karen on 04/10/08 at 8:45 am
A friend just sent me this and it made me think of this thread
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
'What's the matter?' he asks.
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.
Subject: Re: Get me out of work
Written By: Howard on 04/11/08 at 3:39 pm
A friend just sent me this and it made me think of this thread
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
'What's the matter?' he asks.
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.
HAHA,That's a good one Karen. ;D