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Subject: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 06/11/08 at 10:50 pm

You say to yourself, "Jesus H. Christ, hanging out with you is like hanging out with Cheech and Chong."

I might have about five minutes ago.
:-\\

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/11/08 at 11:20 pm

even your allergy medicine makes you see stars.  :D

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 06/12/08 at 12:26 am

Earache my eye, how would you like a...

Oh groovy man! Wow, I never thought of that before!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/pimpflash.gif

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/12/08 at 1:10 am

You know you're too messed up when:  you don't remember telling the Sherriff's "I ain't picking up no f*ckng cans"! 

we were surprised at night when a police car pulled up at night with their lights off. we were partying on the side of a deserted road out in the country. the cops supposedly were cool and said no problem, just pick up your beer cans and bottles and that's when my friends said I almost got us busted with my big mouth. I was so messed up I didn't even know I was saying it, just got totally belligerent which is not me at all  ::)                          I think it must have been the acid talking  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hippy2.gif

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Jessica on 06/12/08 at 2:17 am

You know you're too messed up when:

Everything coming out of your friend's mouth sounds like a double entendre...

heh...I said "coming".

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Howard on 06/12/08 at 8:01 am

you start repeating yourself.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/12/08 at 9:00 am

You're watching Yellow Submarine and you insist upon having a Blue Meanie as a pet.

You keep asking your friend . . . why aren't I moving?  While pacing up and down a hall.

You eat a whole bag of Cheetos using mayo as a dip.

I'm only told I did these things.  Probably the only New Years celebration I can't remember.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Tia on 06/12/08 at 9:30 am

you take a bite out of a sandwich and then forget you took the bite before you chew it and then a second later you freak out because you have some big mushy thing in your mouth.

i actually did this in front of a bunch of people when i was in high school. it was embarrassing, but quite funny.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/12/08 at 10:52 am

You know you're too messed up when you are afraid of calling the fire department because there is underage drinking and you may get into trouble-so you let the house burn down instead. (This did happen-not by me. I read about it in the paper.)




Cat

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/12/08 at 11:29 am

...you just cannot find your glasses....they are nowhere to be seen...oh wait, what's that on top of my head? Ahh...silly me. :D

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/12/08 at 12:14 pm


...you just cannot find your glasses....they are nowhere to be seen...oh wait, what's that on top of my head? Ahh...silly me. :D



Can't tell you how many times I have done that.



Cat

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: La Roche on 06/12/08 at 12:35 pm

You know you're way too messed up when you wake up on the rooftop of a big building downtown, get up, walk to the edge, look down on the America's Center (a big building in it's own right), have no idea how you got there and notice you're wearing a shirt that couldn't possibly belong to you.. and you've got gunpowder under your fingernails.

  ;D

But it all made sense in the end.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 06/12/08 at 9:06 pm


You know you're too messed up when you are afraid of calling the fire department because there is underage drinking and you may get into trouble-so you let the house burn down instead. (This did happen-not by me. I read about it in the paper.)




Cat

Oh yeah, you told me about that! Dude, I just can't get busted with weed right now, so let it burn up in my pants!


You know you're too messed up when:  you don't remember telling the Sherriff's "I ain't picking up no f*ckng cans"! 

Haw! Haw! Haw!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaxURLFn6jU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnTmIYFsfjI

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Step-chan on 06/12/08 at 9:34 pm

You use ninja techniques in a post as a counter to someone else stopping your posting of lyrics. 


you start repeating yourself.


I've done that on here, about one particular thing.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Howard on 06/12/08 at 10:30 pm


You're watching Yellow Submarine and you insist upon having a Blue Meanie as a pet.

You keep asking your friend . . . why aren't I moving?  While pacing up and down a hall.

You eat a whole bag of Cheetos using mayo as a dip.

I'm only told I did these things.  Probably the only New Years celebration I can't remember.


use mayo as a dip why not butter? ;D

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/12/08 at 10:57 pm


use mayo as a dip why not butter? ;D


Because apparently I was wasted and had the munchies.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: whistledog on 06/12/08 at 11:00 pm

you know you're messed up when you see MaxwellSmart posting in the PPP :D

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/12/08 at 11:32 pm


you know you're messed up when you see MaxwellSmart posting in the PPP :D


Be nice. http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa290/detroitgirl77/Smilies/bat.gif

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: whistledog on 06/12/08 at 11:44 pm


Be nice. http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa290/detroitgirl77/Smilies/bat.gif


He rarely ever posts in the PPP.  It's nice to see him in here

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/12/08 at 11:46 pm


He rarely ever posts in the PPP.  It's nice to see him in here


He's trying to be sociable.  Remember encourage, or he'll probably go back into hiding.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/13/08 at 12:29 am



Haw! Haw! Haw!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaxURLFn6jU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnTmIYFsfjI
you're a funny guy Max  ::)

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/13/08 at 3:01 am


use mayo as a dip why not butter? ;D


Butter and Cheetos doesn't really sound any better then mayo and Cheetos.  ;D

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Howard on 06/13/08 at 6:39 am


Butter and Cheetos doesn't really sound any better then mayo and Cheetos.   ;D


I use butter to dip my party mix in,now that's messed up.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: adagio on 06/21/08 at 9:33 am

I like Jessica's answer.  I see double-entendre in every conversation, even the sentences I make.  (Looks suspicious...delete...write again. etc.)

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: NullandVoid on 06/21/08 at 7:35 pm

When your TV Alarm blasts you into consciousness with the sweet sound of women screaming from childbirth on the Discovery channel

THEN
you pick up you remote to turn it off and get mad cause thing doesn't work

SO
you drag your half asleep self to said TV and manually switch it off

THEN
make the trip back to bed, while your dog grabs her loud squeaky toy and excitedly chomps away at the sight of you being awake

So
you distract the dog with a belly rub and kick the squeaky toy under your bed

Then
finally crawl back into bed, only to realize that the TV remote is sitting on your nightstand....you tried to switch the TV with your CELLPHONE.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Howard on 06/24/08 at 10:51 am

When you answer the banana instead of the phone. ;D

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/26/08 at 1:44 am

When you can up be bother to get up and answer the phone.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Howard on 06/26/08 at 7:06 am


When you can up be bother to get up and answer the phone.



just leave it on voicemail.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/02/08 at 2:02 am



just leave it on voicemail.
With any luck you can still hear the caller.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Howard on 07/02/08 at 7:27 am


With any luck you can still hear the caller.


But they can't hear you.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/03/08 at 10:11 pm

You're watching a horror film and laughing hysterically.  I swear the blood was ketchup.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Howard on 07/04/08 at 4:41 pm


You're watching a horror film and laughing hysterically.  I swear the blood was ketchup.



Are you sure it was ketchup?

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/04/08 at 7:31 pm



Are you sure it was ketchup?


It was one of those low budget 70's horror flicks.  Yep, i'm pretty sure.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Howard on 07/05/08 at 6:03 am

when you answer the banana instead of the phone.

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: La Roche on 07/05/08 at 10:49 pm

You know you're messed up when you had to post this ad on Craigslist...  :-http://stlouis.craigslist.org/wan/744053089.html

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Davester on 07/05/08 at 11:58 pm


You know you're messed up when you had to post this ad on Craigslist...  :-http://stlouis.craigslist.org/wan/744053089.html


  Tough break, man...

  Don't bother checking the hospital.  Dude's probably tooling around with a big smile on his face... ;)

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: La Roche on 07/06/08 at 12:13 am


   Tough break, man...

   Don't bother checking the hospital.  Dude's probably tooling around with a big smile on his face... ;)


;D

To be honest, I thought it was all quite funny. I told him to put his bike down next to him, I pretty much slept on top of mine, but he just said "No, I'll take the seat off, the nobody would want it, plus the gear change deal is broken." This is Saint Louis... somebody is already smoking that bike.  ;D

Subject: Re: You know you're too messed up when:

Written By: Howard on 07/06/08 at 5:55 am


You know you're messed up when you had to post this ad on Craigslist...  :-http://stlouis.craigslist.org/wan/744053089.html


Wow,that's really messed up.

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