heres a few
The Hula Chair
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywJN2rcpEUw
(for bored housewifes)
The Sauna Belt
http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/sauna_belt.html
HD Vision wraparound Glasses
(look like dime store novelty Glasses)
http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/hdvsn_wrp_ontv.html?gid=
The Buxton Bag
(for women that like to backpack)
http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/bxtbg_ontv.html?gid=
Debbie Meyers Green Bags
(stop buying extra vegtables you can't possibly eat)
http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/deb_m_gbags_ontv.html?gid=
Listen Up
(now you can hear people talk about what a fool you are for wasting your money ..from across the room)
http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/listen402.html?gid=
Flowbee
(Waynes world called this the "Suck Cut")
http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/Flowbee.html
My Lil Reminder
(its called a pad & pen!!!!).....$17 bucks buys a lot of paper(Anti-Alshemer pills not included)
http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/mylilreminderdx.html
Nyce Legs Spray on Nylons
(Tremclad for ladies)
http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/nyce_legs_dk.html
I can't recall the name of the Balding spray paint for men , but that should be in here...or is it the above product relabeled........"Hey Bob is that your hair or did you get a new pair of nylons"

As for weight loss products this list could go on forever.or the useless Stop Smoking products like those "Earrings" they try to sell now!

I want My "Ant Farm Keyboard"