So, I was thinking tonight...if by some chance in hell I found myself in a situation where I was stripping, I was wondering what song I would use as my background. I think I have decided that a good song would be: Pour Some Sugar On Me, by Def Leppard. It has that sexual appeal to it, and a great beat to go along with the "moves" :D

so ya...what about you? ;)

Ha Ha it'd be some song to warn the audience to RUN!!!!  ;D

Ha Ha it'd be some song to warn the audience to RUN!!!!  ;D





you're too funny Q ;D  But seriously...what song would you pick?

you're too funny Q ;D  But seriously...what song would you pick?


Something hard and fast.....okay that totally came out wrong...


I love Rock & Roll is the first song that comes to mind but I'll sleep on it and see if I can come up with something better.


Your pick was a good one tho.

Something hard and fast.....okay that totally came out wrong...


I love Rock & Roll is the first song that comes to mind but I'll sleep on it and see if I can come up with something better.


Your pick was a good one tho.




haha. hard. fast. :D ;D

thanks girl!

Music to take it off to?

'Stand Back' by Stevie Nicks.  You'd better stand back, cause you don't wanna see me let it all hang out :D

Music to take it off to?

'Stand Back' by Stevie Nicks.  You'd better stand back, cause you don't wanna see me let it all hang out :D



hehehehe....silly Jason! :D

"Darling Nikki" by Prince and the Revolution
"I Feel You" or "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode

Why no, I haven't thought about this before.  Why do you ask? ;D

Music to take it off to?

'Stand Back' by Stevie Nicks.  You'd better stand back, cause you don't wanna see me let it all hang out :D


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So, I was thinking tonight...if by some chance in hell I found myself in a situation where I was stripping, I was wondering what song I would use as my background. I think I have decided that a good song would be: Pour Some Sugar On Me, by Def Leppard. It has that sexual appeal to it, and a great beat to go along with the "moves" :D

so ya...what about you? ;)


stripping?  :o

Man,I need some cold water! ;D


But anyway,I'd like Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye. ;)

Slow and Easy by Whitesnake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW4LQN1Bx1Q

Slow and Easy by Whitesnake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW4LQN1Bx1Q


Good one. :D

Ha Ha it'd be some song to warn the audience to RUN!!!!  ;D





"Run To The Hills" - Iron Maiden  :D


Don't worry; I'd probably strip to that too.

I'm all about the old school.

This is the all-time classic stripping song, and it's almost impossible for me to listen to it without removing at least one article of clothing.  :D

The Stripper - David Rose Orchestra (1962)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-9F_HWel5g

How come no one has said Old Time Rock & Roll?

I'm all about the old school.

This is the all-time classic stripping song, and it's almost impossible for me to listen to it without removing at least one article of clothing.  :D

The Stripper - David Rose Orchestra (1962)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-9F_HWel5g


From all the crack pictures I've seen, I'll assume the article is your pants. ;D

How come no one has said Old Time Rock & Roll?



That song isn't for stripping, it is for dancing around in your underwear.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Well, I'm sure some of you know  ;) that Carlos & I are very...um...active.  ;)  And I have "entertained" him many times. Some of the songs of choice have been:


-Black Velvet-Alannah Myles
-Summertime-Sam Cooke
-Fever-Madonna (the only copy I have of that song)
-Bolero-Ravel


There are others but I can't think of them right now.


Cat

That song isn't for stripping, it is for dancing around in your underwear.  :D ;D ;D ;D






dancing around in your underwear eventually leads to stripping!  ;D

Barry White or Love unlimited .
In reality it would be " Boom Boom out go the lights" ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bZTSUt84YA

How come no one has said Old Time Rock & Roll?



That's not stripping music.

That's not stripping music.


why not?

That's not stripping music.







why not?





The minute YOU ^ walked in the joint ... I could tell you were a girl of distinction, a real big spender. Hey big suspenders ...





















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:P




:D


;D

The minute YOU ^ walked in the joint ... I could tell you were a girl of distinction, a real big spender. Hey big suspenders ...





















http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/461/verucasaltkv8.jpg

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:P




:D


;D



wow... that dress would be a difficult one to shed to music.  ;D

Any music is stripping music. 

I'd like to see someone strip to '76 Trombones' or 'The Theme to Sesame Street' :D

Because the only reason I would be stripping would be to "get busy";  I sure as heck could not strip for a living - I would starve ;)

I guess my song would be "Let's Get it On"  ;)

My Humps Black Eyed Peas?  ;D


Perfect Gentleman Wyclef Jean  Just cuz she dances go-go; it don't make her a ho no.



Pretty much anything by Usher makes me want to take my clothes off  ;D




Red Light Special TLC

How come no one has said Old Time Rock & Roll?


That song makes me want to put more clothes on.

More specifically, earmuffs.  ;D ;D ;D

That song makes me want to put more clothes on.

More specifically, earmuffs.  ;D ;D ;D


Huh huh, you said "muffs".

Huh huh, you said "muffs".


Hey!!!  >:( >:( >:(

That's dirty.  :o :o :o

Hey!!!  >:( >:( >:(

That's dirty.  :o :o :o


Spank you.






:D

Rock You Like A Hurricane - The Scorpions

Strokin' Clarence Carter.

You can keep your hard on leave your hat on ~Joe Cock-her

Leon Haywood-I Wanna Do Something Freaky To You.

I'm all about the old school.

This is the all-time classic stripping song, and it's almost impossible for me to listen to it without removing at least one article of clothing.  :D

The Stripper - David Rose Orchestra (1962)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-9F_HWel5g


You know I wasn't sure if this tune was known this side of the Atlantic.  I was watching a side show at a renaissance faire recently.  As part of the act the guy took off a couple of items of clothing.  Dai and I started to sing the stripper song but no one else joined in  :-this one

My favourite version is this one
My favourite version too, but I was too scared to google search for it

Barry White- Ecstacy (When You Lay Down Next To Me)

Once i was at a strip club (this was before i realized that strip clubs are big boxes of sadness) and they made this girl dance for the smattering of frightening middle-aged loners to metallica's "shortest straw." i was like, okay, that's the worst stripping song ever, for a variety of reasons.

Once i was at a strip club (this was before i realized that strip clubs are big boxes of sadness)


That is, unless your cool uncle from out of town stops in to visit and talks you, your dad, and your brothers into going to the titty bar.

Then they can be quite fun.  ;)

The Stripper is a good song,but I like Big Spender - Shirley Bassey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oW5jRTSNSo&feature=related#

Benny Hill gets nekkid!  :o :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er5PFs6ZL5I

Benny Hill gets nekkid!  :o :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er5PFs6ZL5I




Wow,that's a FULL striptease!  ;D

Wow,that's a FULL striptease!  ;D
With nothing left to hide!

The strippers i knew were big on Prince and Madonna,they used to call "Get Off" from Prince the strippers hymn.

My choice for best song to take it all off to goes to Giving him something he can feel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aXhxkBuQSc

...to let him know this love is real ;)

Once i was at a strip club (this was before i realized that strip clubs are big boxes of sadness) and they made this girl dance for the smattering of frightening middle-aged loners to metallica's "shortest straw." i was like, okay, that's the worst stripping song ever, for a variety of reasons.


Big box of sadness... ;D ;D ;D ;D

I just heard Black Magic Woman on the radio, maybe that would work better???  It is funny, as soon as I heard the song I thought "now that would work to take my clothes off" if I was inclined to take my clothes off, which I am not, so don't ask!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Fire - Pointer Sisters.  That would sizzle the sweat of anyone  ;)

Strokin- Leon Haywood

How about songs that might not be a good idea to take it all off to ...

Big Log - Robert Plant

:D

How about songs that might not be a good idea to take it all off to ...

Big Log - Robert Plant

:D


^ :D

I'm thinking Low by Flo Rida  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDAaevTq51I

Ooooh, ooh!  I got one!

"Between the Sheets" by the Isley Brothers. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

So, I was thinking tonight...if by some chance in hell I found myself in a situation


As Mr. Mister has already suggested, Joe Cocker, You Can Leave Your Hat On. 

Not that I'd ever been in an establishment in which that track had been played.  No sirree.  But yeah, you might wanna google that and download yourself a copy from the usual places.  Not that you'd ever have a use for it.  But just in case you did, I'll be in my bunk.  (LOL WUT?  There was a 12" vinyl release with six remixes in 1986?  It was a goddamn rock track, not a dance track!  It wasn't supposed to have remixes!  What the hell, man?!?!)

Fine.  Go with that, but if you want something new, go with this modern (2006) mash-up.  DJs Loo and Placido, mashing up Mousse T's I'm Horny vs. Dandy Warhols' Bohemian Like You to produce Horny as a Dandy.  Google it.  It's a mash-up that's been so officially-approved it's available through amazon.com.  MP3s available via the usual channels.  At a minimum, there's a 2:45 and a 3:18 version.

Ooooh, ooh!  I got one!

"Between the Sheets" by the Isley Brothers. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif



not stripping music.

not stripping music.


It is when you're ripping your clothes off in a sexual frenzy!

Push,Push In The Bush-Musique.

As Mr. Mister has already suggested, Joe Cocker, You Can Leave Your Hat On. 



That was written by Randy Newman, and his version is much better.  ;)

As Mr. Mister has already suggested, Joe Cocker, You Can Leave Your Hat On. 

Where do you leave the hat on?

Sexual Healing Marvin Gaye.