It's the new me. This feels right.

I want everyone to forget everything I ever said about this "kim richards," or this "witch mountain," or tony or ike eisenmann or black snake moan or assault on precinct 13 or hello larry or devil dog: the hound from hell, or, quote unquote, "tia". I'm the new me now, and the new me knows not of such things. if you mention them, i'll act like i don't know what you're talking about.

but you'll know i'm lying.

have some tea, bitches.

It's the new me. This feels right.

I want everyone to forget everything I ever said about this "kim richards," or this "witch mountain," or tony or ike eisenmann or black snake moan or assault on precinct 13 or hello larry or devil dog: the hound from hell, or, quote unquote, "tia". I'm the new me now, and the new me knows not of such things. if you mention them, i'll act like i don't know what you're talking about.

but you'll know i'm lying.

have some tea, bitches.


Say it ain't so, tia! Say it ain't so!  :\'( :\'( :\'(

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What flavor is it?

My favorite T-Bag  ;)


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What flavor is it?


I'm gonna guess nutty...like Almond Rocha  ;D

















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Yay TeaBag!  Now where are your siblings Douche, Old and Garbage? :D

I'm gonna guess nutty...like Almond Rocha  ;D


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Vince agrees!

So It's not Tia anymore?

  I'm gonna have to pick up the Betsy Russell torch where you dropped Kim Richards'.  I swear I'm going to collect every one of her modest catalog of B-flicks and don the obligatory expression changing avatar...

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  Betsy Russell.  Remember that...

 

 

Just make sure Philip doesn't dunk you in a mug of hot water....................

How about FleaBag?  ;D

   I'm gonna have to pick up the Betsy Russell torch where you dropped Kim Richards'.  I swear I'm going to collect every one of her modest catalog of B-flicks and don the obligatory expression changing avatar...

http://www.horroryearbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/betsy_russell2.jpg


   Betsy Russell.  Remember that...

   

   


Aye carumba! http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

You'll always be Tia to me :P

You'll always be Tia to me :P
:-*

at first i thought of maybe compromising with "tiabag," but that just sounds... really really wrong somehow.

:-*

at first i thought of maybe compromising with "tiabag," but that just sounds... really really wrong somehow.

You know what would be cool? You should still call yourself "TeaBag," only stick a hyphen in there so you can have the pseudo hip-hop version, which would be "T-Bag."

<------ Because everyone knows that having a hyphen in your name automatically makes you cool.  8)

It's the new me. This feels right.

I want everyone to forget everything I ever said about this "kim richards," or this "witch mountain," or tony or ike eisenmann or black snake moan or assault on precinct 13 or hello larry or devil dog: the hound from hell, or, quote unquote, "tia". I'm the new me now, and the new me knows not of such things. if you mention them, i'll act like i don't know what you're talking about.

but you'll know i'm lying.

have some tea, bitches.
Kim who?  ???   

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Vince agrees!


I don't mean to threadjack, but that's the ShamWow guy....is he in some kind of race with Billy Mays?

I would rather watch Billy Mays.  The ShamWow guy creeps me out.

:-*

at first i thought of maybe compromising with "tiabag," but that just sounds... really really wrong somehow.



or kim richards teabag?  ;D

I don't mean to threadjack, but that's the ShamWow guy....is he in some kind of race with Billy Mays?


the fact that you know that frightens me to no end... hell I didn't even know and I'm the TV Addict!

;D

or kim richards teabag?  ;D


Does anyone want to teabag Kim Richards?

Teabag was one of my nicknames when I was a kid

Teabag was one of my nicknames when I was a kid


:o ;D



At least now I won't think TeaBag's not a dude :D

I don't mean to threadjack, but that's the ShamWow guy....is he in some kind of race with Billy Mays?


Pretty much.  A former Scilon, Vince probably learned the art of the scam from some of the best scammers in the business.  He made a movie in 1999 that proved he had too much of a sense of humor for the cult, and the cult destroyed his acting career.  In response, he sued it.  I wasn't able to figure out who won, so I'm going to assume the the cult bankrupted him by dragging out the ensuing legal proceedings.  Thing is, if the guy's nuts are big and brassy enough that he'd sue the world's most ligitious organization, it's gonna take more than a slap-chop to keep him down.  Hence, the informercials.  Two minutes is long enough to be funny, but not so long as to be boring; it's the perfect marketing recipe for the YouTube era.  Make it funny enough to go viral, and people who never watch TV will see your pitch!

Mays takes himself too seriously.  Vince knows it's all just for lulz, and that he's basically embraced his status as late-2008/early-2009's Internet meme.  Vince wins, which just goes to show you, sometimes you don't have to be Anonymous to be Legion. 

Back on topic, OK, so suppose he took one of those Shamwow things and dunked it in a cup of tea.  You know, to demonstrate its absorbency.  Yeah, that.

Does anyone want to teabag Kim Richards?
funny you should ask...http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S0204vmWVJEEsALYajzbkF/SIG=12cpalbcp/EXP=1231481519/**http%3A//movies.infinitecoolness.com/16/1956invasion02.jpg

Does anyone want to teabag Kim Richards?


I know I would.  ;D

oh dear.

Maybe The Shamwow guy would like to teabag Kim Richards? ;D

sike! you know i couldn't keep it up.

Tia is back!

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sike! you know i couldn't keep it up.


I adore you for using the word "sike!"

I adore you for using the word "sike!"
lol. people always get on me for misspelling it. i'm like, it's the most junior-high word of ALL junior-high words! of COURSE you're supposed to misspell it!

It's the new me. This feels right.

I want everyone to forget everything I ever said about this "kim richards," or this "witch mountain," or tony or ike eisenmann or black snake moan or assault on precinct 13 or hello larry or devil dog: the hound from hell, or, quote unquote, "tia". I'm the new me now, and the new me knows not of such things. if you mention them, i'll act like i don't know what you're talking about.

but you'll know i'm lying.

have some tea, bitches.


I k now it's late in the thread but just a few comments:
1. when i saw the thread title "teabag"  I guessed it was Mike before I looked to the right for the author.
2. I like the total denial ...yet the keeping of the name Tia.
3.
Does anyone want to teabag Kim Richards?

why did THAT take so long?  ;D

the fact that you know that frightens me to no end... hell I didn't even know and I'm the TV Addict!

;D


I guess my work here is done  ;D

Oh, damn, he's on now  MUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sike! you know i couldn't keep it up.



Welcome back, Mike...ah, Tia.  Nice to have you back with your "proper" name.  ;)

sike! you know i couldn't keep it up.


Glad to have you back Tia. ;)

lol. people always get on me for misspelling it. i'm like, it's the most junior-high word of ALL junior-high words! of COURSE you're supposed to misspell it!


Because a 7th grader is going to write "psych!" in the note she is passing to her friend in biology class? 

I THINK NOT.  >:(

Because a 7th grader is going to write "psych!" in the note she is passing to her friend in biology class? 

I THINK NOT.  >:(
exactamundo.

i remember in actual junior high i was always correcting "sike" to "psych." ironically.

exactamundo.

i remember in actual junior high i was always correcting "sike" to "psych." ironically.




So which one was correct?

So which one was correct?
well it's a slang word but i'd say "psych" is more right because it's derived from "psych-out/psychology etc but "sike" is more user-friendly, because of the 7th-grade nature of it.

exactamundo.

i remember in actual junior high i was always correcting "sike" to "psych." ironically.


If you would have correced my use of sike in 7th grade I probably would have beaten you up.

Sike.

If you would have correced my use of sike in 7th grade I probably would have beaten you up.

Sike.
i was a little smartass. i knew all the planets in order and all the names of all the dinosaurs and i was really smug about it. i took a test once and they asked me how much a ton weighs and i was all, "you mean a US ton or a British long ton?"

once this dude hit me in the solar plexus and i was all like, "you hit me in the solar plexus!" you weren't supposed to know what the solar plexus was called in fourth grade, so he hit me again. in the solar plexus.

i was a little smartass. i knew all the planets in order and all the names of all the dinosaurs and i was really smug about it. i took a test once and they asked me how much a ton weighs and i was all, "you mean a US ton or a British long ton?"

once this dude hit me in the solar plexus and i was all like, "you hit me in the solar plexus!" you weren't supposed to know what the solar plexus was called in fourth grade, so he hit me again. in the solar plexus.


I don't even know what a solar plexus is right now.  But I'm gonna hit you in yours.

I don't even know what a solar plexus is right now.  But I'm gonna hit you in yours.
it's the bundle of nerves right underneath the crux connecting the two sides of your rib cage in front. if you want to knock someone's breath out of their lungs and do that thing where they can't breathe and think they're going to die and are miserable, that's where you hit them. it always amused me that all the bullies totally knew TO hit you in the solar plexus, but they never knew what the solar plexus was called. bullies do crappy research.

it's the bundle of nerves right underneath the crux connecting the two sides of your rib cage in front. if you want to knock someone's breath out of their lungs and do that thing where they can't breathe and think they're going to die and are miserable, that's where you hit them. it always amused me that all the bullies totally knew TO hit you in the solar plexus, but they never knew what the solar plexus was called. bullies do crappy research.


I actually knew what it was.  I was trying to be funny.

I keep hittin' em and you keep missin' em.

I actually knew what it was.  I was trying to be funny.

I keep hittin' em and you keep missin' em.
can our marriage be saved?

can our marriage be saved?


With a lot of hard work, blood, sweat, and tears...probably not.

But we'll always have Bakersfield.

If you would have corrected my use of sike in 7th grade I probably would have beaten you up.

Sike.



Would you have been a bully? ???

Would you have been a bully? ???



No.  On the inside I'm a big marshmallow.  In my younger years I thought I was a hard ass, but as I get older I'm learning to embrace my softer side.

No.  On the inside I'm a big marshmallow.  In my younger years I thought I was a hard ass, but as I get older I'm learning to embrace my softer side.



I rarely have a soft side myself.