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Subject: Good Tips!
Written By: Gabble Ratchet on 01/19/09 at 4:52 am
Girls. Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly. Just throw it girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get hurt.
X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'.
Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate
Anorexics. When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes again.
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator
Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken anabolic steroids by running a bit slower
Pretend you`re a giant panda by giving yourself two black eyes, eating only bamboo shoots and refusing to have sex with your partner
Avoid arguments with the wife about lifting the loo seat by simply urinating in the sink.
Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they`re always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc `tastes exactly like the real thing`, they won`t know any difference
Subject: Re: Good Tips!
Written By: Midas on 01/19/09 at 1:19 pm
Girls. Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly. Just throw it girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get hurt.
X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'.
Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate
Anorexics. When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes again.
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator
Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken anabolic steroids by running a bit slower
Pretend you`re a giant panda by giving yourself two black eyes, eating only bamboo shoots and refusing to have sex with your partner
Avoid arguments with the wife about lifting the loo seat by simply urinating in the sink.
Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they`re always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc `tastes exactly like the real thing`, they won`t know any difference
One of these tips was given your first time 'round here, thus making it the best post ever :D