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Subject: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/13/09 at 3:52 am

From the Bristol Evening Post:

Outside Bristol Zoo is the car park, with spaces for 150 cars and 8 coaches. It has been manned 6 days a week for 23 years by the same charming and very polite car park attendant with the ticket machine. The charges are £1 per car and £5 per coach.

On Monday 1 June, he did not turn up for work. Bristol Zoo management phoned Bristol City Council to ask them to send a replacement parking attendant.

The Council said "That car park is your responsibility." The Zoo said "The attendant was employed by the City Council... wasn't he?" The Council said "What attendant?"

Gone missing from his home is a man who has been taking daily the car park fees amounting to about £400 per day for the last 23 years...!

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: danootaandme on 06/13/09 at 5:32 am


From the Bristol Evening Post:

Outside Bristol Zoo is the car park, with spaces for 150 cars and 8 coaches. It has been manned 6 days a week for 23 years by the same charming and very polite car park attendant with the ticket machine. The charges are £1 per car and £5 per coach.

On Monday 1 June, he did not turn up for work. Bristol Zoo management phoned Bristol City Council to ask them to send a replacement parking attendant.

The Council said "That car park is your responsibility." The Zoo said "The attendant was employed by the City Council... wasn't he?" The Council said "What attendant?"

Gone missing from his home is a man who has been taking daily the car park fees amounting to about £400 per day for the last 23 years...!



ROFLMAO! 
    ;D

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/13/09 at 10:22 am



ROFLMAO! 
     ;D



My sentiments, exactly.  ;D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: snozberries on 06/13/09 at 11:00 am


I wish I'd thought of doing something like this!

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Frank on 06/13/09 at 12:32 pm


From the Bristol Evening Post:

Outside Bristol Zoo is the car park, with spaces for 150 cars and 8 coaches. It has been manned 6 days a week for 23 years by the same charming and very polite car park attendant with the ticket machine. The charges are £1 per car and £5 per coach.

On Monday 1 June, he did not turn up for work. Bristol Zoo management phoned Bristol City Council to ask them to send a replacement parking attendant.

The Council said "That car park is your responsibility." The Zoo said "The attendant was employed by the City Council... wasn't he?" The Council said "What attendant?"

Gone missing from his home is a man who has been taking daily the car park fees amounting to about £400 per day for the last 23 years...!


Ah Elvis, this is what you have been doing for the last 23 years.

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/13/09 at 12:33 pm


Ah Elvis, this is what you have been doing for the last 23 years.
I last heard that he was working in a chip shop.

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Gis on 06/13/09 at 1:23 pm

Fantastic! I think in some ways he deserves the money for his cheek.

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/13/09 at 2:28 pm


Fantastic! I think in some ways he deserves the money for his cheek.
With my recent experience in Oxford with the lack of true parking, I wish he had done it there and not Bristol.

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Howard on 06/13/09 at 2:43 pm


I last heard that he was working in a chip shop.


You mean Elvis?  :o

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/13/09 at 2:49 pm


You mean Elvis?  :o
Ah ha!

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Howard on 06/13/09 at 2:49 pm


Oh yes.


Does he still have gray hair?

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Frank on 06/13/09 at 5:00 pm

Where will Elvis go to now?

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/13/09 at 5:01 pm


Where will Elvis go to now?
An attendant job in the car park for Graceland?

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Frank on 06/13/09 at 5:04 pm

Walking Paris Hiltons' dog. He'll make millions!!!

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: apollonia1986 on 06/13/09 at 5:17 pm


I wish I'd thought of doing something like this!


You ain't the only one. That is truly baffling to me that that guy managed to get away with that for 23 YEARS!  :o Dang.

And Frank NOBODY wants to walk that rat-looking thing Paris Hilton has.

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: ladybug316 on 06/13/09 at 5:59 pm

A true entrepreneur!  6 days a week for 23 years - I say he's earned it!

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Howard on 06/14/09 at 6:44 am


An attendant job in the car park for Graceland?


I see him selling Blue Suede Shoes.

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Gis on 06/14/09 at 12:23 pm


An attendant job in the car park for Graceland?
Now how funny would that be, every day people going 'I just have to say sir you look remarkably like the great man himself'  ;D

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Frank on 06/14/09 at 8:04 pm

Whatever Elvis's job is, it's something where he can say " thank you very much" several times during the day

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/15/09 at 2:23 am


Whatever Elvis's job is, it's something where he can say " thank you very much" several times during the day
It will be always on his mind.

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/15/09 at 4:12 am

How interesting is that?  Plus since he had no taxes taken out of his "wages".  It just goes to show you how invisible people are sometimes.  :-\\  I wonder what made him stop showing up for "work"?  Perhaps he met his goal that he was saving up for?

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Howard on 06/15/09 at 5:32 am


Now how funny would that be, every day people going 'I just have to say sir you look remarkably like the great man himself'  ;D


yeah for eating so many Peanut Butter Banana sandwiches. ;D

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Howard on 06/15/09 at 5:33 am


Whatever Elvis's job is, it's something where he can say " thank you very much" several times during the day


and do his little dance afterwards.

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Jessica on 06/15/09 at 12:08 pm

Sadly, it's an urban legend.  Darn it.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Gis on 06/15/09 at 1:14 pm


Sadly, it's an urban legend.  Darn it.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
Boo. Maybe it will give someone the idea!

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Tia on 06/15/09 at 1:33 pm

i heard that the editor of this paper got knocked up by A-Rod. is this true?

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/15/09 at 3:32 pm


Sadly, it's an urban legend.  Darn it.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp

Boo. Maybe it will give someone the idea!
Maybe Bristol Zoo would like to give a statement?

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Howard on 06/15/09 at 4:21 pm


Sadly, it's an urban legend.  Darn it.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp


Why was all that an urban legend?  ???

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Dagwood on 06/15/09 at 4:31 pm


i heard that the editor of this paper got knocked up by A-Rod. is this true?


Boy he sure gets around, doesn't he? ;D

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Midas on 06/16/09 at 12:48 pm


Why was all that an urban legend?  ???


Because it didn't really not happen in the suburbs.

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/16/09 at 12:52 pm

If this is an urban legend, then the earliest date/reference has to be found?

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Marian on 06/17/09 at 2:38 pm


You ain't the only one. That is truly baffling to me that that guy managed to get away with that for 23 YEARS!  :o Dang.

And Frank NOBODY wants to walk that rat-looking thing Paris Hilton has.
Okay,well obviously the zoo wanted him there.so not all is lost.

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: snozberries on 06/19/09 at 7:36 am


Sadly, it's an urban legend.  Darn it.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp


darn it;... I told people this story thinking it was true  >:(

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/19/09 at 9:04 am


darn it;... I told people this story thinking it was true  >:(
I feel the same, the BBC Radio featured this story!

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: whistledog on 06/19/09 at 10:56 am


I last heard that he was working in a chip shop.


And does he swear he's Elvis? :D

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/19/09 at 2:57 pm


And does he swear he's Elvis? :D
Huh-Hah!

Subject: Re: Apparently, a true story from Bristol Evening Post

Written By: Howard on 06/19/09 at 7:05 pm


And does he swear he's Elvis? :D


I don't know,why don't you go ask him?  ;D

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