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Subject: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: ADH13 on 01/10/10 at 10:11 pm


This thread was actually inspired by my cousin's facebook page... people were having alot of fun with this so I thought I'd bring it here... hopefully it doesn't end up crossing the line :-\\

So they were talking about songs that could be used in commercials for birth control, viagra, feminine hygiene products, etc...

like "Here Comes The Rain Again" for feminine hygiene products...
or "Hello... is it me you're looking for?" for Viagra...

There must be tons of funny ones... thought it would be good for a few laughs.

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: Red Ant on 01/10/10 at 11:04 pm

Good thread.

Ring of Fire for Prep-H.

Ant

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: Howard on 01/11/10 at 5:29 am

For Trojans Condoms KC And The Sunshine Band "That's The Way I Like It".

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/11/10 at 4:25 pm

There's a whole section of these on AmIRight. I'll get the link up sometime.

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: karen on 01/11/10 at 5:23 pm


There's a whole section of these on AmIRight. I'll get the link up sometime.


It's one of the sections I edit

http://www.amiright.com/names/commercials/


Another one that might come under this topic is 'bad choices for onhold music'

http://www.amiright.com/names/onhold/

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/11/10 at 5:34 pm


It's one of the sections I edit

http://www.amiright.com/names/commercials/


Another one that might come under this topic is 'bad choices for onhold music'

http://www.amiright.com/names/onhold/




Thanks for putting those up!

Here's one:
"Triumph For My Magic Steel" by Rhapsody:
Viagra

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: ADH13 on 01/11/10 at 8:15 pm



"Don't Stand So Close To Me" for deodorant

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: karen on 01/11/10 at 8:24 pm



"Don't Stand So Close To Me" for deodorant


fairly sure that was used in the UK!

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: Dagwood on 01/12/10 at 7:50 am

It would make sense. ;D

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: whistledog on 01/12/10 at 6:47 pm

"Big Log" by Robert Plant for EX-LAX

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: karen on 01/12/10 at 6:48 pm


"Big Log" by Robert Plant for EX-LAX


that only works for the title.  Is it obvious from the song?

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: whistledog on 01/12/10 at 7:02 pm


that only works for the title.  Is it obvious from the song?


Not sure.  I never did find out what that song was about. 



Here's more ...

"All Night Long (All Night)" by Lionel Richie for KY Jelly

"Moonlighting" by Al Jarreau; Promos for Jon and Kate Plus Eight

"The Clapping Song" by The Belle Stars for Gonorrhea

"Lies" by Thompson Twins; Mark McGwire for Anti-Drug ads

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: ADH13 on 01/12/10 at 8:05 pm


Not sure.  I never did find out what that song was about. 



Here's more ...

"All Night Long (All Night)" by Lionel Richie for KY Jelly

"Moonlighting" by Al Jarreau; Promos for Jon and Kate Plus Eight

"The Clapping Song" by The Belle Stars for Gonorrhea

"Lies" by Thompson Twins; Mark McGwire for Anti-Drug ads




I was thinking "Slip Sliding Away" for KY

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: whistledog on 01/12/10 at 8:36 pm


I was thinking "Slip Sliding Away" for KY



LOL or how about "The Stroke" by Billy Squier :D

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: Howard on 01/12/10 at 9:42 pm

"Push,Push In The Bush" By Musique (Trojans)?  ???

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: whistledog on 01/13/10 at 8:23 pm


(Trojans)?  ???


Rubber Lover by Marmaduke Duke (2009 UK hit)

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: snozberries on 01/14/10 at 10:14 pm

It Ain't Easy Being Green - Kermit the Frog - for Alka - Selzer

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: Foo Bar on 01/15/10 at 12:10 am


like "Here Comes The Rain Again" for feminine hygiene products...


This cuts both ways.  How about video suggestions for inadvertently-awkward commercials.

For instance, if you start with the audio from that old deodorant commercial featuring thousands of down-home honest Americans from Joe Sixpack to Lady Liberty herself - all raising their arms, showing the world the power of 600,000,000 armpits gloriously and ecstatically free of sweat stains...

Raise your hand! (You've got it!)
Raise your hand! (You know it!)
You feel confident!  Secure!
Raise your hand! (You know why now!)
Raise your hand! (You feel dry now!)
Raise your hand if you're sure!
Confident, confident, dry and secure!
Raise your hand, raise your hand if you're sure!

And just replace the video with random footage from Triumph of the Will...

Yep, I'm going to the special hell...

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: Bobby on 02/06/10 at 4:21 pm

In title only...

'Easy' - Commodores (anti-constipation medicine e.g ExLax)
'Slide it in' - Whitesnake (lubrication)
'Go now' - Moody Blues (anti-diarhoea medicine e.g Immodium)
'Get the funk out ma face' - Brothers Johnson (spot cream)
'I need protection' - XTC (condoms)

Subject: Re: Song Suggestions for Awkward Commercials

Written By: snozberries on 02/06/10 at 5:14 pm




Blame it (on the A-a-a-a-alcohol)  Jamie Foxx  for  __________________   



I wanna see what you guys come up with.  :D

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