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Subject: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 07/22/10 at 9:01 pm


If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?


Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/22/10 at 9:10 pm


If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

If money grew on trees only rich people would have trees.


Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/22/10 at 9:28 pm



If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?


Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/22/10 at 9:31 pm



If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of
smell?  And what is the speed of dark and deaf?


Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/23/10 at 10:49 am

What if I confuse this thread with another one?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/23/10 at 11:00 am


What if I confuse this thread with another one?


It may make you look silly and you'll have to use this emoticon:  :-[

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/23/10 at 11:03 am




If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?



Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/23/10 at 11:11 am



What if I confuse this thread with another one?



I'd be all http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum/embarassed.jpg and feel horribible http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum/sad.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/23/10 at 11:21 am


What if I confuse this thread with another one?



You will not be the only one.


Hey, DoRitos, you may want to change the name of THIS thread because we already have a "What if?" thread that is still active.


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=11678.0




Cat

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/23/10 at 11:26 am



You will not be the only one.


Hey, DoRitos, you may want to change the name of THIS thread because we already have a "What if?" thread that is still active.


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=11678.0




Cat


Sorry.  I don't usually play on this site and I don't have the corporate knowledge of what has already been used.  I could drill down and try to find duplication, but I'd rather not.  There is a lot to look through.  I'm not at all familiar on how to change the name of a thread. 

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/10 at 6:55 pm





If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?






they're imaginary.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/23/10 at 7:12 pm


they're imaginary.





OMG and all this time I thought "Ghost Busters" was based on a true story.  :\'( :(



Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/10 at 7:15 pm





OMG and all this time I thought "Ghost Busters" was based on a true story.   :\'( :(







Do you think ghosts get sucked into a vaccuum?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/23/10 at 7:21 pm



Do you think ghosts get sucked into a vaccuum?





Of course not.  You said that ghosts are imaginary and I don't believe in them so since there is nothing in a vacuum how can they be sucked into one?


Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/23/10 at 7:22 pm



If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?


Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/24/10 at 6:54 am





Of course not.  You said that ghosts are imaginary and I don't believe in them so since there is nothing in a vacuum how can they be sucked into one?





So what are those machines that Ghostbusters use in the film?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/24/10 at 8:48 am


So what are those machines that Ghostbusters use in the film?




They are called stage props.  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/24/10 at 9:41 am




They are called stage props.   :D





No they are not. They are called MOVIE props.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/24/10 at 9:48 am



No they are not. They are called MOVIE props.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D ;D




Cat





OK Cat - Your correction to my blunder  :-[ has been noted and thanks for putting me straight.  ;)  Now for another "iffy".  ???

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to the rule that states that there is an exception to every rule?  :-\\



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 07/24/10 at 10:54 pm

there's no exception to the rule                                                            http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum/favjes.gif

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 07/25/10 at 9:52 am


there's no exception to the rule                                                            http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum/favjes.gif




  :D Wildcard has ruled!  ;D



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 07/25/10 at 10:01 am





If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 07/25/10 at 3:52 pm





If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?







I'll have to look that up.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 07/25/10 at 4:40 pm





If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was
electricuted for his last meal?



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 07/27/10 at 12:51 pm

If I git scared half to death more then once will I be okay?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 07/27/10 at 12:55 pm


If I git scared half to death more then once will I be okay?




Sure, as long as you only do one at a time.  ;)




Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 07/28/10 at 4:51 pm



If you received a brain transplant, would you know it?



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 07/28/10 at 6:49 pm




If you received a brain transplant, would you know it?






After the novocaine has wore off? ???

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 3:07 am


After the novocaine has wore off? ???




Are you sure that you have never ODed on novocaine?    :D  ;D  ::)



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 07/29/10 at 6:46 am




Are you sure that you have never ODed on novocaine?    :D  ;D  ::)






No, can't say that I have.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 8:10 am



If a star ship was traveling through space at a speed greater than that of light and the headlights were then turned on, what if anything do you suppose would happen?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 7:57 pm



If an AMTRAK train leaves Baltimore for Denver at 2:10 P.M. and another AMTRAK train leaves Denver for Baltimore at 3:35 P.M. what time will you go to bed tonight?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 07/30/10 at 7:00 am




If an AMTRAK train leaves Baltimore for Denver at 2:10 P.M. and another AMTRAK train leaves Denver for Baltimore at 3:35 P.M. what time will you go to bed tonight?




About 6pm?  ???

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 07/30/10 at 8:11 am



If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 08/01/10 at 1:19 am

ask all the koopa troopas that get their shells stolen by fuzzies.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 7:43 am


ask all the koopa troopas that get their shells stolen by fuzzies.




I sent a text message to Mario about this but he would only say it is a trade secret  :-X  and he cannot disclose anything about the Koopa Troopas.  >:(


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 7:47 am


If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/10 at 8:28 am




If a star ship was traveling through space at a speed greater than that of light and the headlights were then turned on, what if anything do you suppose would happen?



The police will flag down the start ship for driving with excess bright lights.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/10 at 8:29 am



If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?


A sort of backward effect... ?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 8:39 am


The police will flag down the start ship for driving with excess bright lights.




And I suppose they'd pay the ticket at the nearest star base that has a magistrate?    ;)


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 8:40 am


If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/01/10 at 12:31 pm



If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?




they would both be confused.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 1:48 pm


If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 3:41 am


If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 6:17 am



If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?




I'm very hungry.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 6:18 am



If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?




We are the audience.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 08/02/10 at 11:02 am



If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?




Heaven?     

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 2:17 pm


If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/02/10 at 3:09 pm



If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?


Is that when purchasing the item?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/02/10 at 3:10 pm




If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?



Definitely naked!

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 4:24 pm


Is that when purchasing the item?



I am quite sure that it means once you get it home.  :)  I just don't buy anything that has that message posted on it.  >:(  I used to stand in the store for an hour or more trying to decide if I should buy it  :-\\  and if I did how would I avoid the warning and still use the product.  ???

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 6:51 pm



If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?




That's after the fact.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 6:56 pm


That's after the fact.



You work at Pathmark - you tell me the policy.  :-\\

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 7:03 pm



You work at Pathmark - you tell me the policy.  :-\\




What policy?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 7:09 pm


What policy?



Back to square one.  >:(  If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?  What is Pathmark's policy on this?  ??? ??? ???

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/10 at 1:37 am



Back to square one.  >:(  If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?  What is Pathmark's policy on this?  ??? ??? ???


On certain foodstuffs it says on the packaging "Use by" a certain date. How can you use food normally you eat it. Therefore use a sandwich to wash the windows?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/03/10 at 4:16 am


If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/03/10 at 5:28 am



Back to square one.  >:(  If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?   What is Pathmark's policy on this?   ??? ??? ???




I could ask later if you want.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/03/10 at 5:28 am



If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?




I don't think so.  ???

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/10 at 11:58 am



If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?


Has anyone ever tried?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/03/10 at 4:13 pm


If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/03/10 at 4:33 pm



If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?






Bill Gates?



Cat

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/03/10 at 5:14 pm


If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/04/10 at 1:17 am



If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?



It would be a raisin.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 4:10 am


Then you go ahead and eat it.  8-P  Oh no, not me.  8-P

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:32 am



Then you go ahead and eat it.   8-P  Oh no, not me.  8-P




I wouldn't eat it.  :P

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 7:29 am


I wouldn't eat it.  :P



Give it to Mikey, he'll eat it.  8-P He'll eat anything.  Hey Mikey!

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 11:55 am


If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/04/10 at 12:36 pm



If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?


Ken would be jealous!

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 5:49 pm


If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:43 pm



If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?




Barbie has no friends.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:43 pm



If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?






beats me.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 6:57 pm


If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 7:05 pm



If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?





Fog?  :D

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 7:08 pm


If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/05/10 at 1:21 am



If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down?


A spoon can do that, it is all down to concaveness

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/05/10 at 1:22 am



If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?



How about French Horns?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 4:42 am


How about French Horns?



Excuse me?  :o  :D

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 4:48 am


If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/05/10 at 6:41 am



If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?





That one is hard to answer. ???

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/05/10 at 6:42 am


How about French Horns?


Copper?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 12:29 pm


Copper?



WHERE?  :o


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/05/10 at 12:33 pm


Copper?
Brass?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 1:44 pm


Brass?



WHERE?  :o


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/05/10 at 1:46 pm



WHERE?  :o



In the orchestra pit!

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 2:50 pm


If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money? 


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/05/10 at 2:54 pm



If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money? 



..but there is still a charge the petrol used?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 5:07 pm


If you were using a word processor and the computer you were using had one gigabyte of free space available and you typed one character every second it would take a little over 30 years to use up that space if the typing of one character per second was nonstop.


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/05/10 at 6:47 pm



If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money? 





There is gas that is being used.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 7:33 pm


If you traveled at night, would it be safe to take a starship to the sun?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/10 at 1:31 am



If you traveled at night, would it be safe to take a starship to the sun?



Didn't Star Trek once try it out?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 4:45 am


If a halfback is more valuable than a quarterback, then is a fullback worth more or less than a quarterback?  ??? (Note some people think that a quarterback is a refund).    ::) 


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 4:48 am


Didn't Star Trek once try it out?



Yes - I remember an episode of "The Next Generation" where they tried this but it wasn't the Enterprise that went in and it wasn't our sun.     


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/06/10 at 6:53 am



If you traveled at night, would it be safe to take a starship to the sun?





No,It wouldn't be a good idea.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/10 at 1:01 pm



Yes - I remember an episode of "The Next Generation" where they tried this but it wasn't the Enterprise that went in and it wasn't our sun.     



Not quite the same?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 1:36 pm


Not quite the same?



Yeah, but they didn't go at night.  ::)

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/10 at 1:39 pm



Yeah, but they didn't go at night.  ::)

If they went at night time, the crew of the Starship would have claim overtime.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 1:51 pm


If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/06/10 at 3:26 pm



If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?





No,a regular carton of milk.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 4:37 pm


If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DJ Blaze on 08/06/10 at 8:47 pm



If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.





Then you'd be lost.

If a tree falls in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, is Justin Bieber still evil?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 08/06/10 at 11:04 pm

If a tree falls on a mime would you hear it?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 12:29 am


If a tree falls on a mime would you hear it?
The mime artist did not hear it!

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 5:33 am



If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.






that's true.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 5:34 am


If a tree falls on a mime would you hear it?


I would be at home.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 08/07/10 at 12:41 pm

so you probably wouldn't hear it if there were anything to hear

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 1:52 pm


If you use too much artificial sweetener, can you get cavities in your dentures?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 1:56 pm



If you use too much artificial sweetener, can you get cavities in your dentures?



Just artificial cavities?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 2:52 pm



If you use too much artificial sweetener, can you get cavities in your dentures?






I don't think you can.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 2:58 pm



I don't think you can.



Supposedly, George Washington had wooden teeth.  Do you think he got termites?  ???  ::)


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 2:59 pm



Supposedly, George Washington had wooden teeth.  Do you think he got termites?   ???   ::)





probably at home.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 3:09 pm


probably at home.



I guess he called Orkin instead of a dentist.


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 3:35 pm



I guess he called Orkin instead of a dentist.





There was no Orkin the 1700's

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 3:36 pm



Supposedly, George Washington had wooden teeth.  Do you think he got termites?  ???  ::)



Woodworm?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/07/10 at 4:06 pm

What if ALL the popcorn kernels popped at the same time?




Cat

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 08/07/10 at 10:09 pm

I'd still eat it

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/08/10 at 12:56 am


What if ALL the popcorn kernels popped at the same time?




Cat
It depends on which film is on.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/08/10 at 1:24 am


If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/08/10 at 1:26 am



If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?



Dehydrate plum juice?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/08/10 at 7:01 am



If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?





liquid prunes?  ???

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/08/10 at 7:01 am


What if ALL the popcorn kernels popped at the same time?




Cat



I'd eat it.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/08/10 at 9:35 am


If you put something hot into a thermos it is suppossed to stay hot and if you put something cold into a thermos it is suppossed to stay cold, so tell me how the thermos knows what to keep hot and what to keep not. 



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/08/10 at 7:03 pm



If you put something hot into a thermos it is suppossed to stay hot and if you put something cold into a thermos it is suppossed to stay cold, so tell me how the thermos knows what to keep hot and what to keep not. 






it keeps the heat in.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 08/09/10 at 1:23 am



I'd eat it.


you beter not eat all of it

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/09/10 at 6:55 am


you beter not eat all of it


Why Not?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 08/09/10 at 10:55 am

Because I'm eating it

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/09/10 at 12:50 pm

If Jimmy cracked corn,Would I care? ???

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/09/10 at 5:17 pm


If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? 



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 08/09/10 at 11:26 pm

yeah how come?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/10/10 at 5:30 am



If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? 







double parking?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/10/10 at 6:19 am



double parking?



No, I think you mean double vision.


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/13/10 at 4:16 pm


If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/13/10 at 4:30 pm



If you put something hot into a thermos it is suppossed to stay hot and if you put something cold into a thermos it is suppossed to stay cold, so tell me how the thermos knows what to keep hot and what to keep not. 




Until you take the top of... ?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 5:09 am


Until you take the top of... ?



This is because everything in the universe is trying to become the same temperature. It must have something to do with laws of physics but I don't know, I've never studied law.


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 5:10 am


If one mans trash is another's treasure then why is there so much trash along the highways and byways?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/10 at 5:15 am



If one mans trash is another's treasure then why is there so much trash along the highways and byways?



Treasure the moment!

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 5:41 am


Treasure the moment!



I would but the trash stays there for more than a moment. 


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 5:47 am


If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/10 at 5:51 am



If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?



It is a picture that paints a thousand words...

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/14/10 at 6:46 am



If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get?





cramps?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/14/10 at 6:47 am



If one mans trash is another's treasure then why is there so much trash along the highways and byways?





people litter.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/14/10 at 6:48 am



If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?





depends on the price of each letter.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 9:19 am


If time heals all wounds does time also wound all heels?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 7:02 pm



If time heals all wounds does time also wound all heels?





go to a shoeshop.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 3:55 am


Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"? 


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 08/16/10 at 12:16 pm



If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?





I'd like to buy a vowel

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 12:38 pm


I'd like to buy a vowel


;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 3:06 pm


If yesterday were today, then wouldn't today be yesterday?



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 6:50 pm



If yesterday were today, then wouldn't today be yesterday?






today is the present.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 7:13 pm


today is the present.



Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today? Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.  ;)


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 7:26 pm


If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 7:33 pm



If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?





blue?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 7:55 pm


blue?



No, that's only if you choke it.  ::)


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/17/10 at 1:33 am



If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?



Has this ever been tried out?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/17/10 at 1:33 am



Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today? Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.  ;)



Tomorrow is just another day.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/17/10 at 4:30 am


If in Punxsutawney Pa. on Feb. 2nd, Ground Hog's Day we all know what it means if the critter sees his shadow.  Wonder what happens if he sees his reflection?.  For anyone who doesn't know this, the urban myth is that seeing his shadow means 6 more weeks of winter.  ::)  ;)


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 4:18 am


If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/18/10 at 5:27 am



If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain?





No, But the Dept.Of Parks And Rec.does.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 6:23 am


No, But the Dept.Of Parks And Rec.does.


You mean the Department of the Interior, which deals with everything that is exterior, don'tcha?  ::)


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 11:46 am


If you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws, might you be a redneck?



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/18/10 at 4:41 pm



If you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws, might you be a redneck?







No.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 4:31 am


If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it a ham-hock?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 4:55 pm


If two blondes walk into a building, would one not think that one of them would have seen it?



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 6:49 pm



If two blondes walk into a building, would one not think that one of them would have seen it?






Depends,do they have big boobs?  ;D

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/10 at 1:50 am



If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain?



Yes, but silently.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 4:14 am


If someone goes outside to get some air… what were they breathing inside?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/20/10 at 7:07 am



If someone goes outside to get some air… what were they breathing inside?





oxygen?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 8:05 am


If you are not wearing clothes then what is your underwear?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/10 at 2:47 pm



If you are not wearing clothes then what is your underwear?



That pile of clothing in the drawer at home.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 3:11 pm


That pile of clothing in the drawer at home.


Au contraire mon ami, I hang all my clothing up and they stay in the closet.  And yes the undies too...  I cannot afford drawers.  Hangers are cheaper.


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/10 at 3:12 pm



Au contraire mon ami, I hang all my clothing up and they stay in the closet.  And yes the undies too...  I cannot afford drawers.  Hangers are cheaper.



Hangers come free when you buy clothing!

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/20/10 at 3:15 pm



If you are not wearing clothes then what is your underwear?





sexy?  ???

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 3:21 pm


Hangers come free when you buy clothing!


Exactly. 


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/10 at 3:22 pm



Exactly. 



...and hangars are found at airports.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/20/10 at 3:23 pm


...and hangars are found at airports.


or garage sales.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/10 at 3:37 pm


or garage sales.
I do not think I have seen aircraft hangars at garage sales.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/20/10 at 3:52 pm


I do not think I have seen aircraft hangars at garage sales.


I thought you meant hangers? ???

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 5:37 pm


I do not think I have seen aircraft hangars at garage sales.


Hangars are just aircraft garages.  So I guess you could have a hangar sale and offload wing nuts and aircraft parts.


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 8:14 pm


If flowers don't talk back to you, are they mums?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/21/10 at 5:26 am



If flowers don't talk back to you, are they mums?





mum's the word.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/10 at 5:39 am



If flowers don't talk back to you, are they mums?



Mum being Mother Nature?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 5:53 am


Mum being Mother Nature?


I cannot say for sure since the quotation was not oringinated by me.  ???  In case we are experiencing the U.K. U.S. language barrier  ;)  it is said that if you talk to your plants they do better.  I believe that the logic is that since during the day plants use carbon dioxide and that talking to them produces carbon dioxide which helps them to thrive some.  So yes of course it has something to do with Mother Nature.  But "The word is mum",  You have heard that expression, correct?  Old American movies used that term a lot.  It means keep your trap shut.  :-X  IMHO people who talk to plants need a net thrown over them.  They are about one sandwich short of a picnic.  ;D



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 6:56 am


If a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/10 at 6:57 am



If a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test?



Testing!

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 08/21/10 at 10:21 am

If a seagull flew over the bay would it be called a bagel?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 11:04 am


If a seagull flew over the bay would it be called a bagel?


It depends if he's kosher or not.


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 2:31 pm


If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/10 at 2:32 pm



If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?



Including the wind chill factor?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/21/10 at 2:45 pm



If a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test?





a testicle?  :D

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/21/10 at 2:46 pm



If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?






-2 below zero.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/10 at 2:47 pm



-2 below zero.
....but zero is 0,  and 0 x -2 = 0

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/21/10 at 2:49 pm


....but zero is 0,  and 0 x -2 = 0


right whatever way you put it,It will still be zero.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 7:09 am


right whatever way you put it,It will still be zero.


Does it make that much difference when it is that cold out?  ???  Who would care? 


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/22/10 at 7:13 am



Does it make that much difference when it is that cold out?   ???  Who would care? 





the meterologist.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 7:35 am


If you played a blank tape at full volume through a ghetto blaster with a mime in a locked room how badly would it bother the mime?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/24/10 at 6:26 pm


If you melt dry ice, can you take a bath without getting wet?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/24/10 at 6:45 pm



If you melt dry ice, can you take a bath without getting wet?





I guess.  ???

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/24/10 at 7:06 pm


I guess.  ???


Not only would you not get wet, you wouldn't get very clean either.


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/24/10 at 7:09 pm


If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/24/10 at 7:24 pm



Not only would you not get wet, you wouldn't get very clean either.






always use soap and shampoo.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/24/10 at 7:44 pm


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/25/10 at 4:35 am


If you mated a Bulldog with a sheeshsu would you get a Bullsh1t?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/25/10 at 6:46 am



If you mated a Bulldog with a sheeshsu would you get a Bullsh1t?





that would be interesting.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/25/10 at 1:55 pm



If you mated a Bulldog with a sheeshsu would you get a Bullsh1t?



I know that a Shih Tzu is a zoo without penguins!

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/25/10 at 4:33 pm


If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? .


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/25/10 at 6:53 pm



If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? .





Don't you mean "waive"?  ???

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/26/10 at 1:41 am


Don't you mean "waive"?  ???
waiver ?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/26/10 at 6:48 am


waiver ?


Yes,that too.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/26/10 at 6:31 pm


If napalm were to be mixed with nerve gas and made into a weapon, do you think they'd call it "Shake and Bake"?.



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/26/10 at 6:54 pm



If napalm were to be mixed with nerve gas and made into a weapon, do you think they'd call it "Shake and Bake"?.






But how would it taste on Chicken?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/27/10 at 5:06 am


If Sara Palin were an actual palindrome would she be able to reverse her views on anything?

If you don't know what a palindrome is visit page 25 of "Really useless information though somewhat interesting" at this link:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=41027.360

Or click the link provided below:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palindrome


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 8:55 am


If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/10 at 9:04 am



If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?



...and who does the cleaning too?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 12:49 pm



If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?





NASA?  ???

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 1:10 pm


If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/10 at 1:11 pm



If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?



Humanitarianism is an ethic of active compassion which became expressed in philanthropy and social welfare. From an exclusive concern with charity, humanitarian action was led increasingly to vindication of the respect owed to the individual human being. This idea, originating in stoic natural law, became, in its Christian and secular manifestations, an important influence in European thought. Not immediately, but eventually, denial of the spiritual equality inhering in every human being became the touchstone of 'wrongness' in humanitarian action. So I still do not know what humanitarian eat.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 1:13 pm



If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?





meat.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/10 at 1:13 pm



If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?



Dinner!

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/29/10 at 6:56 am


Humanitarianism is an ethic of active compassion which became expressed in philanthropy and social welfare. From an exclusive concern with charity, humanitarian action was led increasingly to vindication of the respect owed to the individual human being. This idea, originating in stoic natural law, became, in its Christian and secular manifestations, an important influence in European thought. Not immediately, but eventually, denial of the spiritual equality inhering in every human being became the touchstone of 'wrongness' in humanitarian action. So I still do not know what humanitarian eat.


I believe ya.  ;) 


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/29/10 at 7:00 am


If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?   


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 08/29/10 at 7:08 am



If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?     






Freedom?  ???

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/29/10 at 7:44 am



If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?   



political freedom.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/29/10 at 2:55 pm


If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? 


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/29/10 at 2:56 pm



If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? 



i blame Charles Darwin!

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/30/10 at 6:18 pm


If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 08/31/10 at 5:00 pm


If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/31/10 at 5:17 pm



If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?







Of course. That's an A DUH!!!



Cat

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/01/10 at 1:20 am



If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?




What happens if another man hears him?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 09/01/10 at 3:42 am


What happens if another man hears him?


They "High Five" and crack open a six pack.


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 09/01/10 at 4:20 am


If a cop arrests a mime, is he told that he has the right to remain silent?  I mean would in not be kind of understood?  Maybe the mime should be told that he has the right to speak and not get into problems with his local mime union.



Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 09/01/10 at 7:12 am



If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?






What is he speaking?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 09/01/10 at 7:14 am



If a cop arrests a mime, is he told that he has the right to remain silent?  I mean would in not be kind of understood?  Maybe the mime should be told that he has the right to speak and not get into problems with his local mime union.






mimes can get arrested.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/01/10 at 1:10 pm



They "High Five" and crack open a six pack.



Good idea!

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 4:37 am


If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 7:07 am



If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?





A few hours?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/10 at 1:14 pm



If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?



42

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 2:14 pm


I tried it, but I couldn't get the monkey to kick the pickle - he ate it.  The world may never know.


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 2:33 pm


If quitters never win and winners never quit, who said “Quit while you’re ahead”?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 2:43 pm



If quitters never win and winners never quit, who said “Quit while you’re ahead”?





Shirley Sherrod. ( I googled it)

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 4:03 pm


Shirley Sherrod. ( I googled it)


Just because something is on the internet, does not make it so.


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/03/10 at 4:05 pm



Just because something is on the internet, does not make it so.






But it was a good laugh-at least for me it was.  ;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 4:08 pm



But it was a good laugh-at least for me it was.  ;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat


;)

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 4:29 pm


If today is the first day of the rest of our lives, what in the hell was yesterday?


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 09/04/10 at 7:26 am



If today is the first day of the rest of our lives, what in the hell was yesterday?





birth?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/10 at 8:32 am


birth?
But birth was not yesterday.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/04/10 at 11:11 am


But birth was not yesterday.



For some people it was.



Cat

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 09/04/10 at 1:07 pm


But birth was not yesterday.


Then what was yesterday?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/10 at 1:24 pm


Then what was yesterday?
Friday was yesterday!

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 09/04/10 at 1:56 pm


Friday was yesterday!


If every day was friday.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/10 at 3:05 pm


If every day was friday.
...the weekend will never arrive!

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 09/05/10 at 1:04 am

everybodys workin for the weekend?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/05/10 at 1:34 am


everybodys workin for the weekend?
What is the point of working it the weekend never arrives?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 09/05/10 at 7:06 am


...the weekend will never arrive!


Then we'd all be sad.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 09/05/10 at 10:39 am

Saturday night wont be all right

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 09/05/10 at 7:00 pm


Saturday night wont be all right


for fighting?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 09/05/10 at 10:08 pm

Is it possible that I might not be sure for once?

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/10 at 1:03 am


for fighting?
Is that how you spend your Saturday night?  ;D

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 09/06/10 at 6:57 am


Is that how you spend your Saturday night?  ;D



No,just on the computer.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: DoRitos on 09/06/10 at 9:01 am


If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do? 


Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 09/06/10 at 10:09 am

To many people in the world with a mindset that a hardworking job is more important then love.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 09/06/10 at 2:15 pm



If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?   






that's a part of life.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 09/06/10 at 3:00 pm

It is part of life, I just know someone who seems to value work over love to an extreme.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/06/10 at 3:01 pm


It is part of life, I just know someone who seems to value work over love to an extreme.



How sad.



Cat

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: Howard on 09/07/10 at 7:08 am


It is part of life, I just know someone who seems to value work over love to an extreme.


there should be a bit of both.

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 09/07/10 at 8:48 pm

exactly

Subject: Re: Iffy's (It starts with IF)

Written By: wildcard on 09/17/10 at 1:26 pm

I can't think of anything funny to say right now    please hold

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