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Subject: If X married Y = Z

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 3:28 am




If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry
Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster?




Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 8:18 am



If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King
Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener
(mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.


Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: whistledog on 07/29/10 at 8:37 am

If Ivana Trump married Neil Diamond, then Jack Nicklaus, she's be Ivana Diamond Nicklaus

If Bea Arthur had of married Sting, she'd be:  Bea Sting

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck,
divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur

If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, she'd be Whoopi Cushing

If Ali McGraw married Muhammad Ali, divorced him to marry folk singer Hoyt
Axton, divorced him to marry basketball player World B. Free, she'd be Ali
Ali Axton Free

If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show
business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then
divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod
understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy".

Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 9:37 am



If Penny Marshall married Little Orphan Annie would she become Penny Annie?



Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/29/10 at 10:25 am

If Olivia Newton John married Elton John, she would be Olivia Newton John John.


If Olivia Newton John married Wayne Newton, she would be Olivia Newton John Newton.




Cat

Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 1:43 pm


If Olivia Newton John married Elton John, she would be Olivia Newton John John.


If Olivia Newton John married Wayne Newton, she would be Olivia Newton John Newton.




Cat




That was going to be my next one.  >:(  Now I'll have to think up something else.  :-\\

OK, then try this one on for size... ;)

Nog (Related to Quark on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.



Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/29/10 at 2:36 pm




That was going to be my next one.  >:(  Now I'll have to think up something else.   :-\\








My ESP once again. Every time I do that, my youngest step-daughter says, "I hate it when she does that."  :D ;D ;D ;D


If Mississippi Maryland, what would Delaware? Two answers: Idaho, Alaska. -or- Her New Jersey.




Cat

Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 2:47 pm



My ESP once again. Every time I do that, my youngest step-daughter says, "I hate it when she does that."  :D ;D ;D ;D


If Mississippi Maryland, what would Delaware? Two answers: Idaho, Alaska. -or- Her New Jersey.




Cat


There was an old song like that about the states.  I remember bits and pieces.  One line went - "What did mississ sip boy what did mississ sip.  She sipped a minnesota she sipped a mini soda - What did Della wear boy what did delaware, she wore a brand new jersey. And something about what did tennis see?  There's more, maybe I can dig it up on the WWW.





Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: nally on 07/29/10 at 2:51 pm



And something about what did tennis see?  There's more, maybe I can dig it up on the WWW.







Was it the same thing that Arkansas?

Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 2:58 pm



Here's the song by Perry Como.

DELAWARE
(Irving Gordon)

Perry Como


Oh what did Del-a-ware boy, what did Delaware
What did Del-a-ware boy, what did Delaware
She wore a brand New Jersey,
She wore a brand New Jersey,
She wore a brand New Jersey,
That's what she did wear

One, two, three, four
Oh, why did Cali-fon-ia
Why did Cali-fon
why did Cali-fon-ia
Was she all alone
She called to say Ha-wa-ya
She called to say Ha-wa-ya
She called to say Ha-wa-ya
That's why she did call

Uno, deis, tre, quatro
Oh what did Missi sip boy
What did Missi sip
What did missi sip
Through her pretty lips
She sipped a Minne sota
She sipped a Minne sota
She sipped a Minne sota
That's what she did sip
Where has Oregon boy
Where has Oregon
If you wan Al-ask-a
Go ahead and ask her
She went to pay her Texas
She went to pay her Texas
She went to pay her Texas
That's where she has gone

Well how did Wis-con-sin boy
She stole a New-brass-key
Too bad that Arkan saw boy
And so did Tenne-see
It made poor Flori-di boy
It made poor Flori-di, you see
She died in Miss-our-I boy
She died in Miss-our-I
Oh what did Del-a-ware boy, what did Delaware





Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 7:51 pm



If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.

Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: Howard on 07/30/10 at 7:02 am

if Snooki married Cookie Monster,Would she be known as Snooki Monster?  ;D

Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: DoRitos on 07/30/10 at 8:08 am



If Tuesday Weld married Hal March III, she'd be Tuesday March 3.


Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: Howard on 07/30/10 at 2:43 pm




If Tuesday Weld married Hal March III, she'd be Tuesday March 3.






;D Or if Wednesday Addams married Tuesday Weld,He'd be known as Wednesday Tuesday?

Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: DoRitos on 07/30/10 at 4:23 pm



If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and
married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.



Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 9:01 am


Ida Lupino marries Don Ho, divorces, marries Edgar Allan Poe, divorces, marries Dennis Day, divorces, marries John Doe, and becomes Ida Ho Poe Day Doe.

Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: Howard on 08/01/10 at 12:28 pm



Ida Lupino marries Don Ho, divorces, marries Edgar Allan Poe, divorces, marries Dennis Day, divorces, marries John Doe, and becomes Ida Ho Poe Day Doe.





;D

Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 1:53 pm


How about a baseball marriage?  If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd Be Boog Alou.

Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 12:19 pm


If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.

Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: tv on 01/28/11 at 6:05 pm

If Penelope Cruz married Tom Cruise she'd be Penelope Cruise!

If Paris Hilton narried Perez Hilton she'd be Paris Hilton!

If Hollie Marie Combs married Sean "Diddy" Combs she'd be Hollie Marrie Combs!

If Eva Longoria and Evan Longria married she'd be Eva Longoria.

If Jennifer Lopez married Mario Lopez she'd be Jennifer Lopez

If Megan Fox married Jamie Fox she'd be Meagen Foxx!

If the make-up artist Bobbie Brown married singer Bobby Brown she'd be Bobbie Brown!

If Katy Perry married Luke Perry she'd be Katy Perry!




Subject: Re: If X married Y = Z

Written By: whistledog on 01/29/11 at 8:20 pm

This one is kind of pushing it ...

If famous Swedish former medical doctor Erik Enby, married the late early 1900's New South Wales Premier John See, then divorced him and married Keira Knightley, then divorced her and married a hangman's noose, he would be Erik Enby See Knightley Noose

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