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Subject: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 8:27 pm



What do people in China call their good plates?




Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 8:28 pm



When night falls who picks it up?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 8:28 pm



Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 8:29 pm



Who killed the Dead Sea?



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 8:29 pm



Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 07/30/10 at 6:59 am




When night falls who picks it up?






the morning sun?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 07/30/10 at 8:15 am



What did they go back to before they invented drawing boards?



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 3:36 am


What if someone died in the living room?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 6:19 am



What if someone died in the living room?




I will call 911.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 2:02 pm


I will call 911.



Good idea, just keep the number handy for 911, just in case...  ::)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/03/10 at 6:18 pm


Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 4:27 am


Where does the white go when the snow melts?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:28 am



Where does the white go when the snow melts?





The white turns to water or slush and it discipates as soon as the warm sun melts it away.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 7:32 am


When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:49 pm



When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?




By looking at the sun.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 6:53 pm


By looking at the sun.



Sooooo, how many were blinded by the foolish act of looking at the sun?  ::) 


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 7:06 pm



Sooooo, how many were blinded by the foolish act of looking at the sun?   ::) 





I don't know.  ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 7:11 pm


Why do irons have a setting for "permanent" press?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 5:58 pm


What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/05/10 at 6:45 pm



What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?





There is no fruit.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 7:07 pm


Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/05/10 at 7:10 pm



Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?





maybe he has a phobia?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 7:30 pm


Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/06/10 at 7:03 am



Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?






You're trying to hear what the person has to say? ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 4:07 pm


What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead?



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/10 at 4:10 pm



Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?



In some scenes from the Superman films, it has been noticed that Superman has fillins in his teeth.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 08/06/10 at 11:37 pm



What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead?




there was a commercial I saw, I don't remember what it was for nor could I find it on youtube when I looked a while ago of a demon throwing a snowball at the devil.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 5:36 am



What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead?






anti-freeze? ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 5:55 am



What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead?




Purgatory?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 9:18 am


What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 9:27 am



What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?



"Gesundheit"

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 3:02 pm



What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?





God doesn't sneeze.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 3:06 pm


God doesn't sneeze.


Oh, yeah?  Where do you think hurricanes and tornadoes come from?  ??? They say that it's an Act of God.


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 3:36 pm


Oh, yeah?  Where do you think hurricanes and tornadoes come from?  ??? They say that it's an Act of God.






Mother Nature.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 3:37 pm


Oh, yeah?  Where do you think hurricanes and tornadoes come from?  ??? They say that it's an Act of God.



Thunder and Lightning?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 3:37 pm


Thunder and Lightning?


also Mother Nature.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 3:49 pm


also Mother Nature.



Who ever heard of "an act of Mother Nature"?  ;D


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 3:51 pm


Oh, yeah?  Where do you think hurricanes and tornadoes come from?  ??? They say that it's an Act of God.



Act of God is a legal term for events outside of human control, such as sudden floods or other natural disasters, for which no one can be held responsible.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 3:52 pm



Who ever heard of "an act of Mother Nature"?  ;D



Mother Nature does have a balancing act!

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 3:54 pm


Mother Nature does have a balancing act!



Does she take it on the road, or is she with the circus?  ???


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 4:04 pm


What if all of a sudden gravity went down for maintenance?  :o


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 4:12 pm



What if all of a sudden gravity went down for maintenance?  :o



Like an elevator that is out of order?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 4:20 pm


Like an elevator that is out of order?



I don't think that you appreciate the gravity of the situation.  ::)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 4:29 pm



I don't think that you appreciate the gravity of the situation.  ::)



you have that sinking feeling?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/08/10 at 1:33 am


Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/08/10 at 1:34 am



Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?



We have several televisions here so we do have a set.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/08/10 at 6:58 am



Who ever heard of "an act of Mother Nature"?   ;D





Hey she knows the weather forecast.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/08/10 at 6:58 am



Does she take it on the road, or is she with the circus?   ???





No she's in the sky.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/08/10 at 6:59 am



Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?





it also comes with remote control and wires to hook up in the back of it.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/08/10 at 9:49 am


When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tastes it and how do they know if a dog would like it better?  You could ask the dog but I doubt that you'd get an answer.


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/08/10 at 11:45 am

When something says, "Now better tasting", does that mean that it used to taste awful?




Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/08/10 at 12:02 pm


When something says, "Now better tasting", does that mean that it used to taste awful?




Cat



That is a distinct possibility.  ::)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/08/10 at 7:01 pm



When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tastes it and how do they know if a dog would like it better?  You could ask the dog but I doubt that you'd get an answer.





the taste testers.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/10/10 at 7:59 am


When cheese gets its picture taken, what is it told to say?   


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/10/10 at 3:15 pm



When cheese gets its picture taken, what is it told to say?   





Swiss?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/11/10 at 4:29 am


Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Frank on 08/11/10 at 8:28 am

Why do they call them chop sticks, when they dont chop but pick things up

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/11/10 at 11:23 am


Why do they call them chop sticks, when they dont chop but pick things up



Because the name "pick up sticks" was already taken.  :D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/11/10 at 12:51 pm


Why do they call them chop sticks, when they dont chop but pick things up


The correct term for chop sticks in Japanese is "hashi".  When I eat out Japanese style I always ask for hashi and they always bring them.  That is if they are not already on the table.


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/12/10 at 7:09 am


What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? 



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/12/10 at 7:10 am



What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? 






other sheep?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Frank on 08/12/10 at 9:10 am



What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? 





they count u (ewe)  :D

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/12/10 at 5:22 pm


they count u (ewe)  :D



 
Ok - they count "you" 1...  then what???  ::)  :D


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/12/10 at 5:26 pm

 
What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/12/10 at 5:30 pm


 
What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?






Boo hoo?



Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/12/10 at 6:45 pm


 
What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?





Whoosh?  ;D

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/13/10 at 9:15 am


What is the diameter of a square?



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/13/10 at 11:14 am



What is the diameter of a square?







I'm not too sure how big my mother is these days.




Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 08/13/10 at 11:18 am



What is the diameter of a square?





Do you measure it from one corner to its opposite corner (if so, that would be the diagonal, which is sqrt(2), or 1.414213562... times the length of one of its sides), or do you measure it from the midpoint of one side to that of its opposite side (in which case it would be the exact length of one side)? The answer would, then, be anywhere between s and s*sqrt(2).

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/13/10 at 12:58 pm


Do you measure it from one corner to its opposite corner (if so, that would be the diagonal, which is sqrt(2), or 1.414213562... times the length of one of its sides), or do you measure it from the midpoint of one side to that of its opposite side (in which case it would be the exact length of one side)? The answer would, then, be anywhere between s and s*sqrt(2).



Nally - somehow I knew that you would weigh in on this one.  8)  Apparently a square does have a diameter.  I never gave it much thought.  You are the math whiz - you tell the rest of us.  +1 Karma for being so predictible and for enlightening us.  ;)  Thanks for responding.


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/13/10 at 2:43 pm



I'm not too sure how big my mother is these days.




Cat


;D

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/13/10 at 3:02 pm



I'm not too sure how big my mother is these days.




Cat



Cat, does your mother in law frequent this site?  If so I hope she has a good sense of humor.  :D ;D  Yeah and Leo keeps getting larger.  I know.  ::)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/13/10 at 4:31 pm



What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? 




Electric androids?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 5:19 am


What is a refried bean? Why do they have to fry it twice? 


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/14/10 at 6:49 am



What is a refried bean? Why do they have to fry it twice? 





to cook it on both sides?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Dagwood on 08/14/10 at 8:48 am



Yeah and Leo keeps getting larger.  I know.  ::)





;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/14/10 at 10:45 am



Cat, does your mother in law frequent this site?  If so I hope she has a good sense of humor.   :D ;D  Yeah and Leo keeps getting larger.  I know.  ::)






I said mother-not mother-in-law. I never met my mother-in-law.  :\'( :\'( :\'(  I heard she was a wonderful person.



Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 11:57 am



I said mother-not mother-in-law. I never met my mother-in-law.  :\'( :\'( :\'(  I heard she was a wonderful person.



Cat



:( Cat sorry, my bad again.  I guess between the ADHD and too many irons in the fire my error rate is on the rise.  Please accept my apology.  But I did find your comment on the diameter of a square  fairly  amusing.  I gave you +1 Karma for my gaffe and for you keeping my posts accurate by gently telling me of my goofs.  ;) I have never met my father-in-law either.  :(



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/14/10 at 1:14 pm



:( Cat sorry, my bad again.  I guess between the ADHD and too many irons in the fire my error rate is on the rise.  Please accept my apology.  But I did find your comment on the diameter of a square  fairly  amusing.  I gave you +1 Karma for my gaffe and for you keeping my posts accurate by gently telling me of my goofs.  ;) I have never met my father-in-law either.  :(







I would give you karma, too but there is something about waiting 24 hours or something like that.  ;)



Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 2:46 pm


Why is it that I go to all kinds of garage sales and no one will sell me their garage?  The same thing happens with yard sales.  ::)



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/10 at 4:35 pm



Why is it that I go to all kinds of garage sales and no one will sell me their garage?  The same thing happens with yard sales.  ::)




It is the same over here with Car Boot Sales, no one wants to sell me their car boot.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 6:22 pm


It is the same over here with Car Boot Sales, no one wants to sell me their car boot.



Interesting, I've never heard the term, is it "Car boot sale"?  Do you know how it originated?  I am curious. A boot is something that is sometimes put on a car when it is parked illegally.  It locks one of the front wheels so the car can't be moved as it waits to be towed off. 


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 08/14/10 at 11:25 pm



Why is it that I go to all kinds of garage sales and no one will sell me their garage?  The same thing happens with yard sales.  ::)





I know; I see that all the time! I personally refer to such sales as "junk sales" or "rummage sales" because the items sold are various and sundry things...

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 11:34 pm


What hair color or information do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?  Scarce?  ::)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 08/14/10 at 11:37 pm



What hair color or information do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?  Scarce?   ::)




Hmmm, good question. ??? :-\\ I often wonder about that sometimes.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 11:45 pm


Hmmm, good question. ??? :-\\ I often wonder about that sometimes.



I think they'd put down scarce.  That's what I'd do.  ::)



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 08/14/10 at 11:46 pm



I think they'd put down scarce.  That's what I'd do.  ::)





Scarce? That's probably the best choice

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 11:53 pm


Scarce? That's probably the best choice



Yes, like in "not a lot of".  ::)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 6:57 am



Why is it that I go to all kinds of garage sales and no one will sell me their garage?  The same thing happens with yard sales.  ::)







everything is being sold "outside" the garage.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 7:19 am



everything is being sold "outside" the garage.


Then for the sake of true advertisment and accuracy they should be called "Outside the garage sale" and all things like lawn ornaments and vehicles should be removed.  ::) ;D



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 7:21 am



Then for the sake of true advertisment and accuracy they should be called "Outside the garage sale" and all things like lawn ornaments and vehicles should be removed.   ::) ;D






Ah,that doesn't sound right.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 7:58 am


Ah,that doesn't sound right.



Well, it certainly explains it. 

Leg plus pull = ???


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 8:18 am


What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/15/10 at 8:44 am



What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?



You fail to attain a certificate.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 9:12 am


When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/15/10 at 9:16 am



When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?



Does the sheet have to cover your whole body?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 9:22 am


Does the sheet have to cover your whole body?



Yeah - Usually at the morgue.  ::) 


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/15/10 at 10:36 am



What hair color or information do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?  Scarce?   ::)






None of the above.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 11:48 am



None of the above.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat



Maybe they have a check box for ziltch.  ::)  ;)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/15/10 at 11:50 am



What hair color or information do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?  Scarce?  ::)



Sun tanned ?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 4:23 pm


When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 6:54 pm



What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?





you don't survive.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 6:55 pm



When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?





A ghost.(with pokeholes)

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 6:56 pm



When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?






It depends.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 4:02 am


What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon? 


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 6:49 am



What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon? 






another watermelon? ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 7:23 am


When does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 08/16/10 at 7:47 pm

you expect me to want it expected?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 7:53 pm


you expect me to want it expected?


Yes - expect it.  ::)



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/17/10 at 4:45 am


What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/17/10 at 5:26 am



What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?





call The WWF? ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/17/10 at 12:44 pm


What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 08/17/10 at 12:47 pm



Then for the sake of true advertisment and accuracy they should be called "Outside the garage sale" and all things like lawn ornaments and vehicles should be removed.   ::) ;D





Precisely.

One time I saw a cartoon on tv that featured a garage sale, and the main characters took it literally and asked how much the garage was. They didn't leave until the garage actually got sold to them! :D (It was from Animaniacs, and the name of the episode was 'Garage Sale of the Century', I think. I haven't been able to find it on Youtube.)

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 08/17/10 at 12:57 pm



When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?




My first inclination would be to guest "ghost", since it covers your body and conforms to the shape of it. A notable example was illustrated in the movie E.T., when the kids put a sheet over the title character to sneak him out of the house.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 08/17/10 at 1:25 pm



What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?




So that it can be grated?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/17/10 at 4:47 pm


Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 08/17/10 at 9:44 pm

why are they called wisdom teeth,  I mean shouldn't they be able to grow in right if they were smart?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 4:13 am


why are they called wisdom teeth,  I mean shouldn't they be able to grow in right if they were smart?


:)  There is much wisdom in this quip.  8)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/18/10 at 5:28 am



Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?





to Grandma's house?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 6:21 am


to Grandma's house?



The devil you say?  ???


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 08/18/10 at 10:15 am

the devil is going to Georgia

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 10:47 am


the devil is going to Georgia



Has he a hand basket with him? ???


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 08/18/10 at 2:00 pm

looks like it and a fork too

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 08/18/10 at 2:01 pm


why are they called wisdom teeth,  I mean shouldn't they be able to grow in right if they were smart?

Good question.

I had mine removed 10 years ago because they weren't growing in right and there was no way to correct them.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 4:20 pm


What do chickens think we taste like? ???


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/18/10 at 4:26 pm



The devil you say?  ???






The devil you know is better than the devil you don't know.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/18/10 at 4:27 pm



What do chickens think we taste like? ???





never had a man eating chicken eat me before.  :D

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 4:31 pm


never had a man eating chicken eat me before.  :D



Yeah, but the lesser of two evils is still evil.  Don't make any deals with the devil.  Let him go on his merry way with his little hand basket.  ;)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/18/10 at 4:32 pm



Yeah, but the lesser of two evils is still evil.  Don't make any deals with the devil.  Let him go on his merry way with his little hand basket.  ;)





I never make any deals with The Devil.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 6:52 pm


Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/19/10 at 1:07 am



What do chickens think we taste like? ???



I once heard in an old BBC Radio archive recording from the 1950's with a cannibal from a Pacific island, in which when ask by the interviewer what does human meat taste like, the reply was it is the taste of chicken.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 4:10 am


I once heard in an old BBC Radio archive recording from the 1950's with a cannibal from a Pacific island, in which when ask by the interviewer what does human meat taste like, the reply was it is the taste of chicken.


I'll bet he thought that clowns tasted funny, though and when he only wanted to have a quiet meal he chose mime.  ::)  ;D


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 4:33 am


What if your birthplace were so far back in the sticks, do you think you'd have to be born by proxy?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 6:54 am



What if your birthplace were so far back in the sticks, do you think you'd have to be born by proxy?





Wha? I don't get it?  ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 6:56 am



Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?





It doesn't say.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 8:03 am


Wha? I don't get it?  ???


That's because you are a city slicker.  ;)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/19/10 at 2:41 pm



Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?



From wiki:

According to the Oxford English Dictionary the term "humpty dumpty" referred to a drink of brandy boiled with ale in the seventeenth century. The riddle probably exploited, for misdirection, the fact that "humpty dumpty" was also eighteenth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person.  The riddle may depend on the assumption that, whereas a clumsy person falling off a wall might not be irreparably damaged, an egg would be. The rhyme is no longer posed as a riddle, since the answer is now so well known. Similar riddles have been recorded by folklorists in other languages, such as "Boule Boule" in French, or "Lille Trille" in Swedish and Norwegian; though none is as widely known as Humpty Dumpty is in English.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 5:47 pm


From wiki:

According to the Oxford English Dictionary the term "humpty dumpty" referred to a drink of brandy boiled with ale in the seventeenth century. The riddle probably exploited, for misdirection, the fact that "humpty dumpty" was also eighteenth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person.  The riddle may depend on the assumption that, whereas a clumsy person falling off a wall might not be irreparably damaged, an egg would be. The rhyme is no longer posed as a riddle, since the answer is now so well known. Similar riddles have been recorded by folklorists in other languages, such as "Boule Boule" in French, or "Lille Trille" in Swedish and Norwegian; though none is as widely known as Humpty Dumpty is in English.


Very interesting Phillip - thanks for sharing.  ;)  I learned something new thanks to you, sir.


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 5:54 pm


When people lose weight, does anybody ever find it?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 6:44 pm



When people lose weight, does anybody ever find it?





It's called "flab". ;D

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/10 at 1:51 am



Very interesting Phillip - thanks for sharing.  ;)  I learned something new thanks to you, sir.



There is more on that same webpage.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/10 at 1:51 am



When people lose weight, does anybody ever find it?



I usually find it around two weeks later after losing it.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 4:12 am


I usually find it around two weeks later after losing it.


;D ;D

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 4:27 am


What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/20/10 at 7:03 am



What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?






I don't know go ask a young lady that. ::)

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 08/20/10 at 10:29 am

It gets sweaty      and then melts like the witch in The Wizard of Oz.  So I don't buy bras that only last 18 hours any more.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 10:45 am


It gets sweaty      and then melts like the witch in The Wizard of Oz.  So I don't buy bras that only last 18 hours any more.


BRAvo - good answer.  Did ya get that Howard?  I give you Karma no sweat.  ;)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 08/20/10 at 11:40 am



I don't know go ask a young lady that. ::)

Would it no longer be usable?



It gets sweaty      and then melts like the witch in The Wizard of Oz.  So I don't buy bras that only last 18 hours any more.



BRAvo - good answer.  Did ya get that Howard?  I give you Karma no sweat.  ;)



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/20/10 at 3:25 pm



BRAvo - good answer.  Did ya get that Howard?  I give you Karma no sweat.  ;)





Thank you,you're the breast best.  :D

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/20/10 at 3:26 pm


Would it no longer be usable?




Do I look like a girl with breasts?  ::)

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 6:35 pm


Do I look like a girl with breasts?  ::)


Now let's see...  ???  How can I put this delicately?  ::)  :D ;D



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 7:53 pm


What was the best thing before sliced bread?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/10 at 11:35 pm



What was the best thing before sliced bread?



Bread!

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/21/10 at 5:21 am



Now let's see...   ???  How can I put this delicately?  ::)  :D ;D






you can't put it anymore delicately. ::)

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/21/10 at 5:21 am



What was the best thing before sliced bread?





sliced cheese?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 6:12 am


you can't put it anymore delicately. ::)


Hey, what can I say, you walked right into it.  :)  I gave to Karma for using you up like this.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 7:04 am


When you get a blood test is it necessary to study for it first?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/10 at 7:06 am


sliced cheese?
What was cheese before it was sliced?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 11:22 am


What would happen if you hired two private investigators to investigate each other?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/21/10 at 2:53 pm



Hey, what can I say, you walked right into it.   :)  I gave to Karma for using you up like this.




Thanks karma backatcha.  :)

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/21/10 at 2:54 pm



When you get a blood test is it necessary to study for it first?






Would it be multiple choice?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/21/10 at 2:54 pm


What was cheese before it was sliced?


cheese.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 4:07 pm


cheese.


So, you're just an old cheese cutter from way back when?  ::)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 4:52 pm


What would happen if a black cat walked under a ladder and broke a mirror on Friday the 13TH?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Frank on 08/21/10 at 11:08 pm



What would happen if a black cat walked under a ladder and broke a mirror on Friday the 13TH?




It would win the lottery.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 08/21/10 at 11:11 pm

a Stevie Wonder song would play backwards?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/22/10 at 3:33 am


a Stevie Wonder song would play backwards?
Why?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 6:59 am


What if lightening didn’t zigzag, would it go faster?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/22/10 at 7:02 am



What if lightening didn’t zigzag, would it go faster?



Good point!

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/22/10 at 7:03 am



So, you're just an old cheese cutter from way back when?  ::)





Are you calling me an old cheese? >:(

;)

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/22/10 at 7:04 am



What would happen if a black cat walked under a ladder and broke a mirror on Friday the 13TH?





nothing.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 9:17 am


What if someone became addicted to therapy; if so, how would you treat them?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/22/10 at 9:19 am



What if someone became addicted to therapy; if so, how would you treat them?



The someone would be happy with any form of therapy, for any form will do.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 9:23 am


Where do homeless people have 95% of their accidents?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/22/10 at 9:28 am



Where do homeless people have 95% of their accidents?



Out on the streets?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/22/10 at 1:17 pm



When you get a blood test is it necessary to study for it first?






Last week I took a cholesterol test that I studied VERY hard for. I just got the results but haven't really looked at them.



Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 1:26 pm



Last week I took a cholesterol test that I studied VERY hard for. I just got the results but haven't really looked at them.



Cat


My medical insurance is sub par.  They won't pay for tests, but they'll pay for quizzes.  ::)  :D  Hope your results are in the healthy range.  ;)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/22/10 at 1:38 pm



My medical insurance is sub par.  They won't pay for tests, but they'll pay for quizzes.  ::)  :D  Hope your results are in the healthy range.  ;)






Thanks. I'll have a look at them after I get some rest.



Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/22/10 at 1:56 pm



Where do homeless people have 95% of their accidents?





On the curb of a street? ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/22/10 at 1:57 pm



What if someone became addicted to therapy; if so, how would you treat them?





hypnotherapy?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 2:47 pm


Where does the matching sock go when you throw it in the dryer?



Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 08/22/10 at 11:37 pm



Where does the matching sock go when you throw it in the dryer?





Uhm...in the dryer?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/23/10 at 3:46 am


When you’re caught “between a rock and a hard place”, is the rock not hard?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/23/10 at 6:45 am



Where does the matching sock go when you throw it in the dryer?






It gets lost.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/23/10 at 12:42 pm


It gets lost.
...but where does the sock go to?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 08/23/10 at 4:19 pm

the next load of laundry

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/23/10 at 5:45 pm


the next load of laundry


;) Great answer Wildcard. You have solved a several generation mystery.  ::)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/23/10 at 6:52 pm


...but where does the sock go to?


I'm not so sure.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 08/23/10 at 6:59 pm

^^ I just figured that out today too

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/24/10 at 1:31 am


the next load of laundry
...and then the next!

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/10 at 6:40 am

Why do bones and joints hurt during cloudy damp weather?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 08/24/10 at 11:26 am


...and then the next!

sometimes it happens just like that.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/24/10 at 2:16 pm


Why do bones and joints hurt during cloudy damp weather?
Rheumatoid Arthritis

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/24/10 at 5:19 pm


Rheumatoid Arthritis


This is so.  One of my sons can tell me when it is going to rain and he is very seldom wrong.  Rain can be a rare event where I live.  We are just bouncing back from a really bad drought.  All time record heat last summer, plus negative precipitation.


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/24/10 at 6:07 pm


What do you call a male ladybug?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/10 at 6:49 pm



What do you call a male ladybug?





man bug?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/10 at 6:50 pm

Why do they call it "virgin" olive oil? has it not had any sex yet?  ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/24/10 at 6:54 pm


Why do they call it "virgin" olive oil? has it not had any sex yet?  ???


Everyone knows that Popeye would never violate Olive Oil's virtue unless they were married.  ::)  ;D


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/10 at 6:58 pm



Everyone knows that Popeye would never violate Olive Oil's virtue unless they were married.  ::)  ;D





I wouldn't have sex with Olive Oyl.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/24/10 at 7:04 pm


I wouldn't have sex with Olive Oyl.


You got that right.  If you did Popeye would eat his spinach and hit you so hard you'd starve to death rolling.  :D ;D


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/10 at 7:25 pm



You got that right.  If you did Popeye would eat his spinach and hit you so hard you'd starve to death rolling.  :D ;D






better not touch his woman.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/25/10 at 4:38 am


Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes’ butts in football, but not in any other situation?  ::)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/25/10 at 6:44 am



Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes’ butts in football, but not in any other situation?  ::)





have you ever seen a gay football player?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/25/10 at 1:04 pm



This is so.  One of my sons can tell me when it is going to rain and he is very seldom wrong.  Rain can be a rare event where I live.  We are just bouncing back from a really bad drought.  All time record heat last summer, plus negative precipitation.



...just come and live in the UK!

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/25/10 at 1:09 pm



What do you call a male ladybug?



Mr Lady Bird!

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/25/10 at 1:10 pm



Everyone knows that Popeye would never violate Olive Oil's virtue unless they were married.  ::)  ;D



That was not feature in the Popeye cartoons I have seen.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/27/10 at 5:58 am


That was not feature in the Popeye cartoons I have seen.


It is hypothetical in nature, friend. What else could it be? Popeye and Olive Oyl are animated characters after all.  ;)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/27/10 at 6:01 am


Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/27/10 at 6:50 am



It is hypothetical in nature, friend. What else could it be? Popeye and Olive Oyl are animated characters after all.  ;)





They are not married.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/27/10 at 6:51 am



Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?





There are no germs that cause good breath,It is only bad breath such as smoking,coffee and other smelly stuff that does it.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/27/10 at 3:10 pm


Who killed the Dead Sea?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/27/10 at 3:10 pm



Who killed the Dead Sea?



The salt that is found in it?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/27/10 at 3:13 pm


The salt that is found in it?


I've heard that too much salt can kill you.


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/27/10 at 3:14 pm



Who killed the Dead Sea?





plant life?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/27/10 at 3:15 pm



I've heard that too much salt can kill you.



So can water.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/27/10 at 3:16 pm


So can water.


It can?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/27/10 at 3:17 pm


Who put the bop in the bop sha bop sha bop?  Who put the lam in the lama lama ding dong?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/27/10 at 3:19 pm



Who put the bop in the bop sha bop sha bop?  Who put the lam in the lama lama ding dong?



Was it the guy who wrote the song?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/27/10 at 3:19 pm



Who put the bop in the bop sha bop sha bop?  Who put the lam in the lama lama ding dong?





beats the hell out of me. ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/27/10 at 3:26 pm


Was it the guy who wrote the song?


They never reveal that in the song.  Alas, we may never really know.  :(


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/27/10 at 3:28 pm



They never reveal that in the song.  Alas, we may never really know.  :(



...co-written by Gerry Goffin

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 08/27/10 at 4:37 pm


So can water.


It can?

Sure, if you drown in it :\'(

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Frank on 08/27/10 at 4:45 pm



Who killed the Dead Sea?




A guy named Erwin... :D

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 12:28 am


What exactly are imitation rhinestones?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/10 at 12:30 am



What exactly are imitation rhinestones?



Ones that are brought at a low cost at Pathmark?  ;D

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 12:36 am


Ones that are brought at a low cost at Pathmark?  ;D


So, our Howard hocks chintzy rhinestones?  ;)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 7:13 am


Ones that are brought at a low cost at Pathmark?  ;D


but for how much?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 7:14 am



So, our Howard hocks chintzy rhinestones?   ;)





No.  ::)

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/10 at 7:14 am


but for how much?
Buy one get one free?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 7:16 am


Buy one get one free?


I guess.  ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 7:44 am


I guess.  ???


Could you please be a bit more vague? ???


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 7:55 am



Could you please be a bit more vague? ???





Buy one rhinestone get the second one free.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 8:48 am


When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/10 at 9:06 am



When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?



This can be explained, but not at the moment!

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 12:45 pm



When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?





They disappear.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/10 at 12:54 pm


They disappear.
Into darkness.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 1:16 pm


Into darkness.


I believe so.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/10 at 1:17 pm


I believe so.
when the men in colors become men in black!

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 08/28/10 at 2:32 pm



When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?




They fade until they can't be seen anymore?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/29/10 at 6:54 am


What do penguins wear for play clothes?   


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/29/10 at 7:35 am



What do penguins wear for play clothes?   



Wetsuits.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/29/10 at 2:48 pm


What are male ballerinas called?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/29/10 at 2:50 pm



What are male ballerinas called?



Ballerina is Italian for female dancer. The male equivalent to this title is danseur (French)

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/29/10 at 2:57 pm


Ballerina is Italian for female dancer. The male equivalent to this title is danseur (French)


I learned something new - thank you Phillip.  ;)


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/29/10 at 6:06 pm


Ballerina is Italian for female dancer. The male equivalent to this title is danseur (French)


and they have to wear tutus.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/29/10 at 8:20 pm



What are male ballerinas called?






My step-son is a ballet dancer and he is called a ballet dancer.  :D ;D ;D


I posted this before but it is a good excuse to post it again-but I'm not bragging.  ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1M1Q_8BLPo



Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/30/10 at 4:14 am



My step-son is a ballet dancer and he is called a ballet dancer.  :D ;D ;D


I posted this before but it is a good excuse to post it again-but I'm not bragging.  ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1M1Q_8BLPo



Cat


;)  Nice video and yes it is worth a second post.


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/30/10 at 4:19 am


What is "Soft Liquor"?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/30/10 at 4:20 am



What is "Soft Liquor"?



...liquor that is not hard ?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/30/10 at 6:59 am



What is "Soft Liquor"?





non alcohol? ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/30/10 at 10:38 am



;)  Nice video and yes it is worth a second post.






Well, actually, more like 3rd or 4th post but who's counting.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/31/10 at 3:27 am


Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/31/10 at 5:40 am



Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?





the country?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/31/10 at 1:47 pm



Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?



Somewhere urban?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/31/10 at 3:11 pm


Somewhere urban?


someplace quiet?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/31/10 at 3:13 pm


someplace quiet?
Forests can still be a quiet place.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/31/10 at 3:14 pm


Forests can still be a quiet place.



but it could be loud too sometimes.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/31/10 at 3:15 pm



but it could be loud too sometimes.
With squirrels looking for their nuts?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 08/31/10 at 3:15 pm


With squirrels looking for their nuts?



that's quiet sometimes.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 08/31/10 at 4:58 pm


What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 08/31/10 at 11:26 pm



Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?





someplace quiet?

An island in the middle of nowhere?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 09/01/10 at 12:02 am

Kokomo

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/01/10 at 1:03 am



What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?



Stars!

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/01/10 at 1:04 am


An island in the middle of nowhere?
An island without a forest on it?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 09/01/10 at 3:44 am


Kokomo


Now there's the best answer - it even says so in the song.


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 09/01/10 at 4:15 am


When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/01/10 at 7:16 am



When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?





cotton balls are all the same shape,size and color.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 09/01/10 at 10:50 am



Now there's the best answer - it even says so in the song.




That's right...in the last verse: "Now if you wanna go to get away from it all, Go down to Kokomo."

However, the only geographical region with that name I can think of is a town in Indiana, which is an inland US state.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 09/01/10 at 2:35 pm

I am the Answer Ann.  I know nothing at all

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 1:12 pm


When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/10 at 1:13 pm



When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?



If you have kept wittering on?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 2:37 pm


How many hours a year do we lose trying to get an actual live human being on the phone when we have a problem that the computer/answering system can’t resolve?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/10 at 2:38 pm



How many hours a year do we lose trying to get an actual live human being on the phone when we have a problem that the computer/answering system can’t resolve?



Several life spans.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/03/10 at 2:39 pm



How many hours a year do we lose trying to get an actual live human being on the phone when we have a problem that the computer/answering system can’t resolve?





And the live human speaks English and knows WTF they are doing.



Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 2:40 pm



When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?





more talking.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 2:41 pm



How many hours a year do we lose trying to get an actual live human being on the phone when we have a problem that the computer/answering system can’t resolve?





several hours.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/10 at 2:41 pm



When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?



Discussions about overtime?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 2:44 pm


Discussions about overtime?


what about overtime?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/10 at 2:46 pm


what about overtime?
More overtime.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 2:49 pm


More overtime.


We need that in every workplace.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/10 at 2:56 pm


We need that in every workplace.
In some work places overtime is not encouraged.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 2:57 pm


In some work places overtime is not encouraged.


If you want to do it.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/10 at 2:57 pm


If you want to do it.
Yes, I do want to do it, but...

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 3:42 pm


Yes, I do want to do it, but...


but what?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 4:11 pm


When a grocery store has a section for "Natural Foods," does that mean that the rest of the food items in that store are unnatural?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/10 at 4:33 pm


but what?
Overtime is not allowed!

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 4:35 pm


Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?


Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 09/03/10 at 7:08 pm



When a grocery store has a section for "Natural Foods," does that mean that the rest of the food items in that store are unnatural?




No. It probably means they are composed of other foods/ingredients. ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/10 at 1:50 am



When a grocery store has a section for "Natural Foods," does that mean that the rest of the food items in that store are unnatural?



To be paid for by natural money!

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/04/10 at 7:20 am



When a grocery store has a section for "Natural Foods," does that mean that the rest of the food items in that store are unnatural?






could be in different aisles.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 09/07/10 at 8:58 pm

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: ADH13 on 09/08/10 at 1:20 am



I still haven't figured out what that little pink and white symbol or image is, just to the right of "User Info" above the avatar at the top of the inthe00s page.

Anyone have any idea?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/08/10 at 6:56 am



I still haven't figured out what that little pink and white symbol or image is, just to the right of "User Info" above the avatar at the top of the inthe00s page.

Anyone have any idea?


http://www.inthe00s.com/Themes/babylon/images/english/userinfo.gif You mean this one?  ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 09/08/10 at 12:12 pm



I still haven't figured out what that little pink and white symbol or image is, just to the right of "User Info" above the avatar at the top of the inthe00s page.

Anyone have any idea?



http://www.inthe00s.com/Themes/babylon/images/english/userinfo.gif You mean this one?  ???

Looks like a push pin to me.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 09/08/10 at 6:41 pm

It looks like a round headed pin through something. Cant size it up, it gets blurry.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/08/10 at 6:44 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/08/10 at 6:45 pm


Looks like a push pin to me.


I don't know what it is.  ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 09/08/10 at 7:58 pm


Why did the chicken cross the road?


To get away from Kenny Rodgers Roaster's

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/09/10 at 7:12 am


To get away from Kenny Rodgers Roaster's


cause he was chicken. ;D

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/09/10 at 11:21 am


Why did the chicken cross the road?



To hold up his pants.



Why do firefighters wear suspenders?




Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 09/09/10 at 11:38 am

to not show panties or hide

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/09/10 at 12:23 pm

What is the meaning of this?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 09/09/10 at 1:44 pm


Why did the chicken cross the road?

He could've crossed it for any number of reasons!

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/10/10 at 5:24 am


He could've crossed it for any number of reasons!


He was a cluck.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 09/10/10 at 11:16 am

Well, while were still asking,  no not mine  http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1568.shtml

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 09/10/10 at 11:20 am


Well, while were still asking,  no not mine  http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1568.shtml

I didn't realize that parody had been around for four years already, until I clicked on it. Funny stuff! :D

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 09/10/10 at 1:13 pm

Red Ants Parody. I did this one with the OS http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1985.shtml

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 09/10/10 at 1:28 pm


Red Ants Parody. I did this one with the OS http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1985.shtml

Nice job for an OS that doesn't give you much to work with.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/10/10 at 2:58 pm

What is the difference between "shame" and "ashame"? ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/10 at 3:06 pm


What is the difference between "shame" and "ashame"? ???
One word has an 'a' placed in front of it.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/10 at 3:07 pm


What is the difference between "shame" and "ashame"? ???

shame
noun, verb,shamed, sham·ing.

–noun
1.
the painful feeling arising from the consciousness of something dishonorable, improper, ridiculous, etc., done by oneself or another: She was overcome with shame.
2.
susceptibility to this feeling: to be without shame.
3.
disgrace; ignominy: His actions brought shame upon his parents.
4.
a fact or circumstance bringing disgrace or regret: The bankruptcy of the business was a shame. It was a shame you couldn't come with us.
–verb (used with object)
5.
to cause to feel shame; make ashamed: His cowardice shamed him.
6.
to drive, force, etc., through shame: He shamed her into going.
7.
to cover with ignominy or reproach; disgrace.
—Idioms
8.
for shame! you should feel ashamed!: What a thing to say to your mother! For shame!
9.
put to shame,
a.
to cause to suffer shame or disgrace.
b.
to outdo; surpass: She played so well she put all the other tennis players to shame.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/10 at 3:08 pm


What is the difference between "shame" and "ashame"? ???
Ashame
v. t. scamian to shame (where - is the same as Goth. us-, G. er-, and orig. meant out), gescamian, gesceamian, to shame.] To shame.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/10/10 at 3:26 pm


Ashame
v. t. scamian to shame (where - is the same as Goth. us-, G. er-, and orig. meant out), gescamian, gesceamian, to shame.] To shame.


So they mean almost the same thing?  ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/10 at 3:49 pm


So they mean almost the same thing?  ???
Can 'ashamed' have a different meaning?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/11/10 at 5:34 am


Can 'ashamed' have a different meaning?


I think it can.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 09/12/10 at 10:23 am

Where have all my flowers gone?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/12/10 at 1:16 pm

Why does a funny bone tingle when you bang it? ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/10 at 1:18 pm


Why does a funny bone tingle when you bang it? ???
your funny bone isn't actually a bone at all. Running down the inside part of your elbow is a nerve called the ulnar nerve. The ulnar nerve lets your brain know about feelings in your fourth and fifth fingers. It's also one of the nerves that controls some movement of your hand.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/12/10 at 1:19 pm


your funny bone isn't actually a bone at all. Running down the inside part of your elbow is a nerve called the ulnar nerve. The ulnar nerve lets your brain know about feelings in your fourth and fifth fingers. It's also one of the nerves that controls some movement of your hand.


I've had that and it hurts,not so funny at all.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/12/10 at 1:23 pm


Why does a funny bone tingle when you bang it? ???



http://www.yumyucky.com/wp-content/uploads/funnybones.jpg




Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/12/10 at 1:27 pm



http://www.yumyucky.com/wp-content/uploads/funnybones.jpg




Cat


those are delicious.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/10 at 1:27 pm



http://www.yumyucky.com/wp-content/uploads/funnybones.jpg




Cat
Not available over here!

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/12/10 at 1:29 pm


Not available over here!


Are they still available?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/10 at 1:30 pm


Are they still available?
Don't ask me!

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/12/10 at 1:33 pm

To Buy Funny Bones 10 pack  $3.79 

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/10 at 1:34 pm


To Buy Funny Bones 10 pack  $3.79 
What is the taste of them?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/12/10 at 1:46 pm


Not available over here!



They will ship to you.


http://www.drakescakesonline.com/




Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/10 at 1:48 pm



They will ship to you.


http://www.drakescakesonline.com/




Cat
In time for Christmas?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/12/10 at 1:53 pm


What is the taste of them?


sort of like a twinkie but with a chocolate center.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/10 at 1:53 pm


sort of like a twinkie but with a chocolate center.
What is a twinkie?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/12/10 at 1:55 pm


What is a twinkie?


http://open.salon.com/files/twinkie_070918_ms11256649089.jpg

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/12/10 at 1:56 pm

Funny Bones have peanut butter in the middle.




Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/10 at 1:56 pm


http://open.salon.com/files/twinkie_070918_ms11256649089.jpg
...and the taste of them?

Like a swiss roll?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/10 at 1:56 pm


Funny Bones have peanut butter in the middle.




Cat
Like a swiss roll with peanut butter?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 09/12/10 at 4:54 pm


sort of like a twinkie but with a chocolate center.

Interestingly enough, I have never seen them here in the US.



Funny Bones have peanut butter in the middle.




Cat

Then I do not care to try any.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 09/12/10 at 5:21 pm

I've never heard of those funny bone things.  Never eaten a twinkie. 

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/13/10 at 1:38 am


Interestingly enough, I have never seen them here in the US.
Must be a New York thing?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/13/10 at 6:51 am


Must be a New York thing?


New York is known for eating so much chocolate.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/13/10 at 6:52 am


...and the taste of them?

Like a swiss roll?


like a sponge.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/13/10 at 6:53 am

Why does one get a spasm when awaking from sleep?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/14/10 at 1:49 pm


Why does one get a spasm when awaking from sleep?
It is the muscles getting ready for movement after waking up.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/14/10 at 4:44 pm

Why do your knuckles crack after awaken from sleep?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/15/10 at 1:36 am


Why do your knuckles crack after awaken from sleep?
My knuckles crack all the time.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/15/10 at 1:37 am


Why do your knuckles crack after awaken from sleep?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/15/10 at 7:08 am





No I mean they pop when you've awken from a sleep.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 09/15/10 at 6:24 pm


Must be a New York thing?

I don't know, I've never been there.



New York is known for eating so much chocolate.

You would know since you live there.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/16/10 at 7:01 am

Why do you get a "jerk awake" feeling after you've awoken from a light nap? ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 09/16/10 at 12:26 pm

I don't get them.  must be a jerk thing ;)

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/16/10 at 7:06 pm

Why do they call it "jerk chicken"?  ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: wildcard on 09/17/10 at 12:26 am

You're making it on the right season aren't you?       

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/17/10 at 1:32 am


Why do they call it "jerk chicken"?  ???
The 'jerk' refers to both the spice rub and to the particular cooking technique.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/17/10 at 6:50 am


The 'jerk' refers to both the spice rub and to the particular cooking technique.


and they add spices and seasonings too.

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/17/10 at 6:51 am

Where do police go when they're arrested?

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/17/10 at 7:21 am

Where is DoRitos?



Cat

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: Howard on 09/17/10 at 3:22 pm


Where is DoRitos?



Cat


Where'd he go?  ???

Subject: Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By: nally on 09/17/10 at 3:23 pm


Where'd he go?  ???

Well, his profile was last active a couple days ago, but his last two posts were made a week ago in the Song Parodies Contests section.

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