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Subject: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 11/29/10 at 7:42 pm


http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Aggressive%20Cat.jpg

My mind to your mind...   My thoughts to your thoughts...

Damit Spock I'm a dog not a "dogtor" with an IQ of 12 who drinks from the toilet - just exactly what do you expect to accomplish with this meld?


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Written By: bookmistress4ever on 11/30/10 at 1:41 am

Tag!  You're it!

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/10 at 1:44 am

Yes, it's Conjunctivitis!

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/10 at 1:49 am

This must be a original CAT Scan?

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 11/30/10 at 3:12 am

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Aggressive%20Cat.jpg

I can never take you anywhere - look at you, you're a mess.  How many times do I have to tell you that we wait for the potato salad bowl to be passed to us and then we use the proper utensils to place some on our plates?  Just because it's a picnic and informal doesn't mean that you get to stick your entire head into the salad bowl.  Now hold still and let me get this crap off your face.  Oy vey, I'm so embarrassed.


Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 11/30/10 at 3:41 am


http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/funny-pictures-cat-scared-sink-water1.jpg

I thought you said that you "worked for the water board"?
OK OK! - I scored the "nip" from a cat called "Clause" I'll give you his 411, just don't board me bro.

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Howard on 11/30/10 at 7:01 am


http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Aggressive%20Cat.jpg

My mind to your mind...   My thoughts to your thoughts...

Damit Spock I'm a dog not a "dogtor" with an IQ of 12 who drinks from the toilet - just exactly what do you expect to accomplish with this meld?





"God Bless You" said the cat.

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 11/30/10 at 8:29 am


http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/funny-pictures-cat-scared-sink-water1.jpg



I'll wash, you dry?

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/10 at 11:45 am


http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Aggressive%20Cat.jpg
Round One to Catius Clay!

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/10 at 11:45 am


Round One to Catius Clay!
...or

Round One to Mohammed Alley Cat!

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 11/30/10 at 4:56 pm



http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1pR541BOT3I/Sb-gy2KwlnI/AAAAAAAAAhM/zDQNdCNyBLM/s400/cat-fight-a-dog.jpg

Yeah - and one more sniff at the old "one eye" and the next one with land so hard that you'll starve to death rolling.

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Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/30/10 at 5:25 pm



http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1pR541BOT3I/Sb-gy2KwlnI/AAAAAAAAAhM/zDQNdCNyBLM/s400/cat-fight-a-dog.jpg




One of these days, Alice-POW right in the kisser.


Cat

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Howard on 11/30/10 at 7:16 pm



http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1pR541BOT3I/Sb-gy2KwlnI/AAAAAAAAAhM/zDQNdCNyBLM/s400/cat-fight-a-dog.jpg

Yeah - and one more sniff at the old "one eye" and the next one with land so hard that you'll starve to death rolling.





"Pow right in the kisser"!

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: whistledog on 11/30/10 at 7:33 pm



http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1pR541BOT3I/Sb-gy2KwlnI/AAAAAAAAAhM/zDQNdCNyBLM/s400/cat-fight-a-dog.jpg

Yeah - and one more sniff at the old "one eye" and the next one with land so hard that you'll starve to death rolling.




Chuck Norris has finally met his match!

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 11/30/10 at 11:23 pm



http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1pR541BOT3I/Sb-gy2KwlnI/AAAAAAAAAhM/zDQNdCNyBLM/s400/cat-fight-a-dog.jpg



And THIS is for looking at that other calico kitty, I saw how she was flicking her tail at you!

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Written By: bookmistress4ever on 11/30/10 at 11:24 pm


http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/funny-pictures-cat-scared-sink-water1.jpg




Wait! wait! wait!  I FOUND the bottle brush... it's right over there!  Youz don't have to use me as one now...

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Howard on 12/01/10 at 6:58 am

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:O1A7j0gpPeh0HM:http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/cat-versus-dog-in-hoboken.jpg&t=1

"Psst,meet me around the corner for some tender viddles."

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/10 at 11:01 am


http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/funny-pictures-cat-scared-sink-water1.jpg


Making pussy wet: ur doin' it wrong

Ant

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Written By: whistledog on 12/01/10 at 1:22 pm


Making pussy wet: ur doin' it wrong

Ant



:o

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/01/10 at 5:27 pm



"Pow right in the kisser"!



Hmmm, that sounds very familiar.



Oh, I know-because it was HERE!





One of these days, Alice-POW right in the kisser.


Cat




Cat

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Howard on 12/01/10 at 7:42 pm


Making pussy wet: ur doin' it wrong

Ant



::)

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/04/10 at 8:04 am


http://www.pets-doc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hug_it_out.jpg


He is my best friend and I will kiss him and hug him and feed him and love him and bathe him and walk him and name him George!


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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/10 at 8:07 am


http://www.pets-doc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hug_it_out.jpg

The first case of Siamese Twin Cats.

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/04/10 at 8:42 am


The first case of Siamese Twin Cats.




Please read the article that went with this pic.  The hugged animal is indicated to be a dog and not a cat.

Tips On Making Your Cat And Dog CoexistPublished: Feb 28th, 2009 | Author: ardhi Add Comment

If you have a cat and a dog or are planing to have both, you need to know how to make them coexist. The phrase “fighting like cats and dogs” didn’t come up as someone’s idea of a joke just for cartoons (Tom and Jerry comes into mind). Dogs are often territorial and will fight not just new cats but other new dogs as well. They tend to mark their territory and will fight anyone who invades their space. Cats have the same tendencies and even if they are smaller than to dogs, they will scratch and fight for their territory.

Most pet lovers who have both a cat and dog have a hard time making their pets coexist with each other. The usual response to this is separating the two pets and making sure they won’t meet. This is not really a practical solution to this problem as both pets tend to wander around the house and there will come a time when they will meet. This will also cause a lot of wasted time if you have to allot twice the time for playing with your pets. Another response would be to cage both pets but this method is frowned upon by most pet lovers. The best thing to do is to train both cat and dog to coexist peacefully. In this article is a series of steps to finding harmony between cats and dogs.

Perhaps the hardest thing for pet lovers to do is the introduction. Introducing a new pet requires both time and patience as both cats and dogs requires time to adjust to something new. Both cats and dogs take up to 30 days to adjust. It is even longer if you have older pet, but with proper retraining you can teach your old dogs and cat’s new tricks

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/10 at 9:05 am




Please read the article that went with this pic.  The hugged animal is indicated to be a dog and not a cat.

Tips On Making Your Cat And Dog CoexistPublished: Feb 28th, 2009 | Author: ardhi Add Comment

If you have a cat and a dog or are planing to have both, you need to know how to make them coexist. The phrase “fighting like cats and dogs” didn’t come up as someone’s idea of a joke just for cartoons (Tom and Jerry comes into mind). Dogs are often territorial and will fight not just new cats but other new dogs as well. They tend to mark their territory and will fight anyone who invades their space. Cats have the same tendencies and even if they are smaller than to dogs, they will scratch and fight for their territory.

Most pet lovers who have both a cat and dog have a hard time making their pets coexist with each other. The usual response to this is separating the two pets and making sure they won’t meet. This is not really a practical solution to this problem as both pets tend to wander around the house and there will come a time when they will meet. This will also cause a lot of wasted time if you have to allot twice the time for playing with your pets. Another response would be to cage both pets but this method is frowned upon by most pet lovers. The best thing to do is to train both cat and dog to coexist peacefully. In this article is a series of steps to finding harmony between cats and dogs.

Perhaps the hardest thing for pet lovers to do is the introduction. Introducing a new pet requires both time and patience as both cats and dogs requires time to adjust to something new. Both cats and dogs take up to 30 days to adjust. It is even longer if you have older pet, but with proper retraining you can teach your old dogs and cat’s new tricks


In this case, the dog is heavily disguised.

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/04/10 at 11:42 am


http://www.pets-doc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hug_it_out.jpg



BRAINS! *making zombie crunching noise*

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/04/10 at 12:17 pm


http://www.fransangsd.com/images/cat-dog.jpg


Yeah! You rip up the garbage and leave your "souvenirs" all over the rug and I get the blame, so take that.  Oh and by the way my "paw" taught me this move.


Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/04/10 at 12:30 pm


http://www.pets-doc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hug_it_out.jpg




Listen,
Do you want to know a secret?,
Do you promise not to tell?, whoa oh, oh.

Closer,
Let me whisper in your ear,
Say the words you long to hear,
I'm in love with you.



Cat

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/10 at 12:41 pm


http://www.fransangsd.com/images/cat-dog.jpg

Cat performs levitation act with the assistance of a dog.

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/04/10 at 1:00 pm



Listen,
Do you want to know a secret?,
Do you promise not to tell?, whoa oh, oh.

Closer,
Let me whisper in your ear,
Say the words you long to hear,
I'm in love with you.



Cat




Cat, the song was just made for the pic.  Karma and thanks for the good thoughts. 


Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/04/10 at 1:38 pm




Cat, the song was just made for the pic.  Karma and thanks for the good thoughts. 






Right back at ya.



Cat

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Howard on 12/04/10 at 2:23 pm


http://www.pets-doc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hug_it_out.jpg


He is my best friend and I will kiss him and hug him and feed him and love him and bathe him and walk him and name him George!





Wow,he must love pussy!  :o

;D

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Howard on 12/04/10 at 2:25 pm


http://www.fransangsd.com/images/cat-dog.jpg


Yeah! You rip up the garbage and leave your "souvenirs" all over the rug and I get the blame, so take that.  Oh and by the way my "paw" taught me this move.





he must be doing the new dance craze.

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/09/10 at 5:01 am


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/dog1EADTNEWS_468x330.jpg


He's got me right where I want him.


Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Howard on 12/09/10 at 7:22 am


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/dog1EADTNEWS_468x330.jpg


He's got me right where I want him.





The dog must love pussy!  ;D

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/09/10 at 10:08 am

OK Howard, *enough* of using that line.  ::)

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/10 at 2:45 pm


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/dog1EADTNEWS_468x330.jpg

For my next trick I will put my head into the dog's mouth.

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/09/10 at 3:16 pm


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/dog1EADTNEWS_468x330.jpg


He's got me right where I want him.






What big teeth you have.




Cat

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/10 at 3:18 pm


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/dog1EADTNEWS_468x330.jpg

Cat "I cannot see the Santa's hat through here!"

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Written By: Red Ant on 12/09/10 at 6:00 pm


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/dog1EADTNEWS_468x330.jpg


"Oh God, dog breath. Someone remind me again why I became a canine dentist, please?"

Ant

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Howard on 12/09/10 at 8:26 pm


OK Howard, *enough* of using that line.   ::)



;D I'm sorry.

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Written By: DoRitos on 12/11/10 at 8:43 am


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1pR541BOT3I/Sb-hLxfN2oI/AAAAAAAAAhU/YBeIBqskPAM/s400/cat-fight-dog.jpg


Catdog's parents.


http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/toonroom/catdog/images/catc.gif

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/11/10 at 8:48 am


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1pR541BOT3I/Sb-hLxfN2oI/AAAAAAAAAhU/YBeIBqskPAM/s400/cat-fight-dog.jpg
Warming: New breed of Vampire Cat!

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Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/11/10 at 10:41 am


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1pR541BOT3I/Sb-hLxfN2oI/AAAAAAAAAhU/YBeIBqskPAM/s400/cat-fight-dog.jpg






Tiger couldn't understand what was so great about hot dogs.



Cat

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Written By: DoRitos on 12/11/10 at 1:43 pm




Tiger couldn't understand what was so great about hot dogs.



Cat



;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/11/10 at 2:42 pm


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1pR541BOT3I/Sb-hLxfN2oI/AAAAAAAAAhU/YBeIBqskPAM/s400/cat-fight-dog.jpg


You've been pulling on that leash way too hard.  Now relax and let me massage the kinks out for ya.


Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Red Ant on 12/11/10 at 4:12 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1pR541BOT3I/Sb-hLxfN2oI/AAAAAAAAAhU/YBeIBqskPAM/s400/cat-fight-dog.jpg

I said "pinch my nipples", not "rip them out of my chest"!!!!!!

Interspecies Erotica... Penis go WHERE?!?!?!

"Welcome to the Animal Division of the TSA"

OMFG, you're not a dog!

Ant

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/11/10 at 4:36 pm


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1pR541BOT3I/Sb-hLxfN2oI/AAAAAAAAAhU/YBeIBqskPAM/s400/cat-fight-dog.jpg

I said "pinch my nipples", not "rip them out of my chest"!!!!!!

Interspecies Erotica... Penis go WHERE?!?!?!

"Welcome to the Animal Division of the TSA"

OMFG, you're not a dog!

Ant




Karma and  ;D ;D ;D ;D - Love it ANT






Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Howard on 12/11/10 at 8:23 pm


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1pR541BOT3I/Sb-hLxfN2oI/AAAAAAAAAhU/YBeIBqskPAM/s400/cat-fight-dog.jpg


Catdog's parents.


http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/toonroom/catdog/images/catc.gif




biting the fleas off was the only way to relieve him of the itch.

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/12/10 at 3:40 am


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1pR541BOT3I/Sb-hLxfN2oI/AAAAAAAAAhU/YBeIBqskPAM/s400/cat-fight-dog.jpg



Tiger couldn't understand what was so great about hot dogs.



Cat
Seeing this caption from Cat, made me think of a very famous Tiger (the golfing one)...

Tiger finds difficulty with a dog-leg

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/12/10 at 4:37 am


Seeing this caption from Cat, made me think of a very famous Tiger (the golfing one)...

Tiger finds difficulty with a dog-leg




I've had that same problem in South Korea at a local eatery.  I'm glad that I skipped that part of the meal.


Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/12/10 at 5:45 am


http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cat_dog_fight1.jpg


CAPE FEAR - First one to blink or look away gets owned by the other.


Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/12/10 at 5:52 am



http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/dog_and_cat_fight.jpg


For the last time we shall partake in absolutely no swimming.  Keep on pushin' and I'll slap your eyes off.


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Written By: DoRitos on 12/12/10 at 6:08 am

http://www.barkingtonmanor.com/kiy1.jpg


I thought punishment by use of the stocks has been outlawed.  And I'm sure I have no clue as to what has become of the canary.  The judge didn't see things my way.  I've been victimized by the system.


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Written By: Howard on 12/12/10 at 7:30 am


http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cat_dog_fight1.jpg


CAPE FEAR - First one to blink or look away gets owned by the other.





"Alright Gimmie Five"

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Howard on 12/12/10 at 7:31 am



http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/dog_and_cat_fight.jpg


For the last time we shall partake in absolutely no swimming.  Keep on pushin' and I'll slap your eyes off.





cat is showing dog how to fly an airplane.

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Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/12/10 at 9:33 pm


http://www.barkingtonmanor.com/kiy1.jpg




Those silly scientists don't know what they are talking about.  I am proof that two solids CAN take up one space.

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Howard on 12/13/10 at 7:06 am

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:7HWkHpVBEprOsM:http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc76/kmcpro615/CatHumpingDog.jpg&t=1

Cat says: "So this is what sex feels like".  ;D

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Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/17/10 at 9:40 pm

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/I_Want_Dinner_Now.jpg

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Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/17/10 at 9:41 pm

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/Cat_Guitar.jpg

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Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/17/10 at 9:45 pm

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/City_Cat.jpg

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Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/17/10 at 9:46 pm

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/I_Am_Da_Lazer_Cat.jpg

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/18/10 at 4:24 am


http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/I_Am_Da_Lazer_Cat.jpg



Cat practicing the Eastern martial art form of "Eye Fry Yew".



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Written By: DoRitos on 12/18/10 at 4:26 am


http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/City_Cat.jpg



Catzilla.


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Written By: DoRitos on 12/18/10 at 4:32 am


http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/Cat_Guitar.jpg




This is either Cat Stevens or Jimi Hendrix reincarnated...



http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/I_Want_Dinner_Now.jpg




Oh boy, rodent under glass, my favorite.  Purr.


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Written By: Howard on 12/18/10 at 6:50 am


http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/I_Want_Dinner_Now.jpg


I want my cat chow,woman!

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Written By: Howard on 12/18/10 at 6:51 am


http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/Cat_Guitar.jpg


He's just playing a few licks.

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/18/10 at 11:37 am


http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/City_Cat.jpg
Cloverfield The Sequel!

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/18/10 at 11:37 am



Catzilla.







;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

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Written By: Howard on 12/18/10 at 7:24 pm

http://www.desicomments.com/user/2008/02/7037/funny_cat_pictures_pc_27317.jpg

Damn,this wasn't the mouse I was thinking of".

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/23/10 at 5:39 am



http://www.makecreditcardspay.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/cat-dog-fight-21.jpg


Cat: "Aw c'mon just one little dab for my ear wax collection".


Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/23/10 at 5:54 am



http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/img/fight_cat_dog.jpg

Cat: "You've been ripping off my catnip again, I can see it stuck between your teeth.  How many times do I have to tell you that the stuff has no mood alternating effects on drolling canines?  The humans that I allow to live here only give me so much a month.  Why don't you go out and sniff some fire hyrants for a cheap high"?


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Written By: Howard on 12/23/10 at 7:07 am



http://www.makecreditcardspay.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/cat-dog-fight-21.jpg


Cat: "Aw c'mon just one little dab for my ear wax collection".





"That's what you get for making fun of me".

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Written By: Howard on 12/23/10 at 7:09 am

http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/img/fight_cat_dog.jpg

"Open wide,Pwease".

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/25/10 at 6:45 am


http://www.christindal.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/archie-and-kit.jpg


Dog: Hey cat what did you get for Christmas?
Cat: same-o same-o - catnip.  Don't get me wrong I'm still a nip head and I appreciate that but my humans need to get some imagination with their gifting.  And you?
Dog - Same here - A squeaky chew toy.  But I'm not complaining.  Dog's in China get "invited" for dinner.


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Written By: Howard on 12/25/10 at 7:14 am

http://www.itchmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/cat5.jpg

"What chu' lookin at"?

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/25/10 at 9:31 am


http://www.itchmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/cat5.jpg

"What chu' lookin at"?
:D :D :D :D

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/28/10 at 6:39 am



This is not the way to get a head.


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0147e112a21d970b-320wi


Related news story:


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/12/german-shepherd-puppy-gets-himself-in-stuck-in-a-tight-spot.html

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Howard on 12/28/10 at 7:15 am



This is not the way to get a head.


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0147e112a21d970b-320wi


Related news story:


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/12/german-shepherd-puppy-gets-himself-in-stuck-in-a-tight-spot.html



"man,How did I get myself in this position? ;D

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/28/10 at 10:18 am


http://www.itchmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/cat5.jpg

"What chu' lookin at"?



Come on. Pud 'um up. Pud 'um up.



Cat

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: DoRitos on 12/28/10 at 6:05 pm



Come on. Pud 'um up. Pud 'um up.



Cat

http://www.itchmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/cat5.jpg


LOL!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D




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Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/29/10 at 2:26 am


http://www.itchmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/cat5.jpg


You're beautiful baby!  Have your girl call mine, we'll do lunch.

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/03/11 at 4:36 am

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9400000/Funny-Cats-cats-9474240-1600-1200.jpg

And that's how I feel about this HOT Indian Summer. 

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/03/11 at 4:38 am

http://funnymill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Funny-Mill-Funny-Cats-Collection-pic-14.jpg
And when Ninja Kitty was finished... no one was left standing! 

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Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/03/11 at 4:42 am

http://kecute.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/chihuahuas-car.jpg?w=455

When I said I'd go to the drive-in with you, I did not mean we could make out instead of watching the movie...

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Written By: Howard on 09/03/11 at 7:22 am


http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9400000/Funny-Cats-cats-9474240-1600-1200.jpg

And that's how I feel about this HOT Indian Summer. 



"That's how I feel about you".

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/11 at 8:10 am


http://kecute.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/chihuahuas-car.jpg?w=455
....doggin'?

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Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/03/11 at 11:32 am


http://funnymill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Funny-Mill-Funny-Cats-Collection-pic-14.jpg
And when Ninja Kitty was finished... no one was left standing! 



;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

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Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/03/11 at 11:54 am


http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9400000/Funny-Cats-cats-9474240-1600-1200.jpg

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

(I'm sure many people will recognize the quote.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D )



Cat

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Written By: Philip Eno on 09/07/11 at 9:23 am


http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9400000/Funny-Cats-cats-9474240-1600-1200.jpg

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

(I'm sure many people will recognize the quote.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D )



Cat
See, the cat has got your tongue!

Subject: Re: Cats and canines caption captures (Add a new caption)

Written By: King Tut on 10/10/11 at 4:57 pm


http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9400000/Funny-Cats-cats-9474240-1600-1200.jpg

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

(I'm sure many people will recognize the quote.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D )



Cat

Sure, those were my wedding vows. How'd you find them?  :(






http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/DogDuck_468x336.jpg

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/nopity.gif  Rubber duckie...you're the one...

Hey! I got an idea! Let me just grab ya by the teeth and squeeze ya hard and see if you make that funny sound, just like Ernie does.

(seconds later)

Oh crap.....

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