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Subject: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: violet_shy on 06/07/16 at 7:24 pm
I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
Mephobia - The fear of becoming so awesome, that the human race can't handle it and everybody goes insane.
Sometimes I get so weird, I even freak myself out!
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: ArcticFox on 12/15/16 at 12:53 pm
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
s there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!
I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: 80sfan on 12/15/16 at 12:56 pm
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
s there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!
I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
;D ;D
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/15/16 at 3:43 pm
For the "I Hate Men" group:
-If they can send one man to the moon, why can't they send them all?
-A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
For the rednecks:
-Honey, you look better than a new pair of snow tires.
-I would like to introduce you to my wife and sister. (And there is only 1 woman standing there.)
For the full of themselves crowd:
-I thought that I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
-I am so good I surprise myself.
Cat
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 12/16/16 at 1:00 pm
When we talk about something that's really good my brother and I will say, "That's like a sore peter...you just can't beat it!"
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: Ripley on 12/16/16 at 4:44 pm
When we talk about something that's really good my brother and I will say, "That's like a sore peter...you just can't beat it!"
:D
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: violet_shy on 05/18/17 at 12:19 pm
Tried to kill a fly with hairspray today...It didn't kill it, but it's hair looked fabulous!
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: Howard on 05/18/17 at 3:28 pm
Tried to kill a fly with hairspray today...It didn't kill it, but it's hair looked fabulous!
;D
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 05/19/17 at 1:58 am
Not so much a phrase as a word, but my brother and I bought some Franzia boxed wine and I'll have a glass or two to unwind after work, and instead of "wine" I started calling it "ween-o." :D
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 05/22/17 at 3:01 pm
Heard a guy say he almost twerked himself to death. He's in his 50 and for once I was completely unresponsive. :o
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: Howard on 05/22/17 at 5:11 pm
Heard a guy say he almost twerked himself to death. He's in his 50 and for once I was completely unresponsive. :o
;D
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: violet_shy on 05/22/17 at 5:20 pm
I don't need a hairstylist...my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning!
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: Howard on 05/22/17 at 5:58 pm
I don't need a hairstylist...my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning!
;D
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: annimal on 05/22/17 at 10:46 pm
he he everybody
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I cant thing of anything to say right now. No if and's or butts about it.
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: violet_shy on 07/13/17 at 4:02 pm
Roses are red...Violets are blue...Sunflowers are yellow..this isn't romantic poetry, just some tips on gardening.
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: annimal on 07/13/17 at 4:23 pm
all the violets I've seen are violet
my garden sweet? it smells like poo
Subject: Re: Do you know any weird, funny, corny phrases?
Written By: violet_shy on 07/15/17 at 2:40 pm
DIET DAY 1: I have removed all of the bad food in the house. It was delicious.