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Subject: RAMBO

Written By: Dr. Dyke on 01/15/03 at 12:53 a.m.


There was a man way back in 82
I should explain to you
And he was called Rambo

The sheriff thought he looked like a bum
Oh, he was unwelcome
They arrested Rambo

And when they tortured him
He overpowered them
They underestimated Rambo

He fought so hard
He fought in Vietnam
He got so used to killing Viet Cong
When he returned
Protesters said, Youre wrong
So he resented them

So he hid
Inside a rat-filled cave
He could not eat or shave
Unhygienic Rambo

He never smiled
Oh no, he always frowned
Richard Crenna talked him down
Sensitive Rambo

Hes not afraid
Hell take on any man
Dont think he cant
Because I know he can
Rambos prepared
Hes always got a plan
Next stop Afghanistan

Its true
He risked his life for you

He had a knife
And wore a red headband
And Im his biggest fan.