I am basically looking for the same sone as described here by an individual back in 1999:


"Subject: Looking for "Ponderous Man" song
Written By: Dave Kuster on Sunday, 14 February 1999, at 1:39 p.m.

I'm trying to figure out the artist and real title for a song that might be called Ponderous Man. I can't find anything on it anywhere. It was more just some guy talking than any real singing. He goes on about this dream, where he went in to work and nobody remembered who he was, so he decided to take the day off. Then he meets a girl who can talk with her eyes, and she says, "Can you see...what I'm saying?" I think the "chorus" (remember, he's not singing) said something like, "And then the horns kicked in" (horns), "and my shoes started to squeak" (sound of shoes squeaking).

Thanks in advance!"


This was taken from this website, and thanks to anyone who can help me out with this one! =)


http://www.inthe00s.com/archive/inthe80s/bbs0/webBBS_260.shtml

yo yo yo this is macaroni the 1 & only....anyways i got the lyrics to that song yo..and it's hot.

This is ponderous man. Really ponderous.

I had this dream the other night
I went to work, but nobody remembered who I was, so
I decided to take the day off

On my way out, I ran into my boss
He said, Hey, you look familiar.
I said Thanks, people say that alot in these dreams

And then the horns kicked in
And my shoes started to squeak

Then all of the sudden, I find myself on some faraway tropical beach
And there's this sign there that says
Aren't you supposed to be at work?
Sort of screamed out at me
Then I remembered. I'd been here before in other dreams.
Usually there was a water polo game
And a girl who could talk with her eyes.
And she'd say, "Can you see what I'm saying?"

And then the horns kicked in
And my shoes started to squeak

Then I find myself walking near this lake
And the phone rings
And the operator speaks to me in a language I don't understand

Ooom poppa chikamaga wana sing gow
Do lomma sinnigama mana ching jow
Inimana choogamaga wana sing gee
Finimana foonimana one is now free

Then the horns kicked in
And my shoes started to squeak

Now we're coming up on this really wierd part of my dream
You know, the part where I know how to tapdance
But I can only do it while wearing golf shoes
Then I'm walking again with the girl who can talk with her eyes
This time she says, "I think you see what I'm saying"
Then just before I woke up, it started to rain in southern california
Ooom poppa chikamaga wana sing gow
Do lomma sinnigama mana ching jow
Inimana choogamaga wana sing gee
Finimana foonimana one is now free

Aren't you supposed to be at work?
The girl who could talk with her eyes.
"Can you see what I'm saying?"
This is ponderous man, really ponderous.


-2 Nu, Ponderous.

Hey, thanks a ton for the heads up, but whats the name of this song?