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Subject: Violent Fragments
Here are some violent parody fragments. Call 'em gangsta lyrics, slasher lyrics, or whatever... TAKE IT EASY: "I'm runnin' down the road, tryin' to loosen my load, I got 7 women on my mind. I threw one from a bridge, 2 are in my fridge, and there's 4 more they'll never find. Take 'em easy, I take 'em easy. I know that I will get off 'cause I'm crazy."...... JACK & DIANE: "Jack was gonna be a football star, till he raped and strangled Diane in the backseat of her own car."...... CHERRY PIE: "She wouldn't share her cherry pie, so I shot her in the head and watched her die".