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Subject: My Corona?

Written By: Tori on 03/26/06 at 4:45 pm

this may seem like an easy song, but it's been driving me crazy!
The only part of the song I know goes "give it up, give it up...." then what sounds like "MY CORONA!"
Anyone know what the name of this song is?

Subject: Re: My Corona?

Written By: scumbie on 03/26/06 at 5:12 pm


this may seem like an easy song, but it's been driving me crazy!
The only part of the song I know goes "give it up, give it up...." then what sounds like "MY CORONA!"
Anyone know what the name of this song is?



You don't mean "My Sharona," by The Knack, do you?  Though I don't know what the "give it up" part would be.

Subject: Re: My Corona?

Written By: whistledog on 03/26/06 at 5:16 pm

possibly "Give It Up" by the Goodmen?

Subject: Re: My Corona?

Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/26/06 at 5:17 pm



You don't mean "My Sharona," by The Knack, do you?  Though I don't know what the "give it up" part would be.


"I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind" is part of the chorus.

Subject: Re: My Corona?

Written By: scumbie on 03/26/06 at 5:20 pm


"I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind" is part of the chorus.


Yeah, but they don't repeat it over and over.

Subject: Re: My Corona?

Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/26/06 at 5:21 pm


Yeah, but they don't repeat it over and over.


Didn't claim they did, just suggesting that that's the likely source of it being remembered as posted

Subject: Re: My Corona?

Written By: karen on 03/27/06 at 3:08 am

Artist: The Knack Lyrics
Song: My Sharona Lyrics

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Sharona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

Subject: My Sharona (the Knack) or 9 Coronas (John Mammoser)

Written By: Foo Bar on 03/27/06 at 10:28 pm


this may seem like an easy song, but it's been driving me crazy!
The only part of the song I know goes "give it up, give it up...." then what sounds like "MY CORONA!"
Anyone know what the name of this song is?


It's probably "My Sharona", by "The Knack".  But on the off chance that it isn't, it's *definitely* the John Mammoser parody.  Truly a god among men, he's been doing dementia since the 70s.

9 CORONAS - JOHN MAMMOSER

This woman looked good to me - good to me!
But all the girls look after nine Coronas!
She was bigger than a Winnebego - a Winnebago,
But she looked like Vanna White after nine Coronas!

I looked at her face, I saw lust in her four eyes
But I didn't see the cellulite on her thighs
Bow, wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!

I couldn't see why she'd say "no" - why she'd say "no"
But I couldn't see her moustache after 9 Coronas!
So I asked her to go home with me - home with me,
She couldn't run away after 9 Coronas!

We went to my bedroom and we made wild nookie,
Then I turned on the light and took another lookie,
Bow, wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!

*guitar solo*

Nine Coronas!
Nine Coronas!

I had to t-t-t-take her home, take her home,
But LBJ's too narrow after nine Coronas!
I couldn't d-d-d-d-ddrive - *hiccup* drive,
'Cuz all the lights look green after nine Coronas!

I got stopped by the cops goin' backwards down a one-way street,
He opened up the door, saw her, and punched her in the teeth,
Bow, wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
Bow, wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!

Subject: Re: My Corona?

Written By: scumbie on 03/28/06 at 12:43 am

"But LBJ's too narrow after nine Coronas!"

Ah...an LBJ freeway reference.  A fellow Dallas-ite or are there several LBJ freeways around? 

Great parody!  Thanks for posting.

Subject: Re: My Sharona (the Knack) or 9 Coronas (John Mammoser)

Written By: John Mammoser on 09/14/06 at 8:19 pm

Correcto!!! you can download it at:

KillerSpam.com

Enjoy!!!
John Mammoser


It's probably "My Sharona", by "The Knack".  But on the off chance that it isn't, it's *definitely* the John Mammoser parody.  Truly a god among men, he's been doing dementia since the 70s.

9 CORONAS - JOHN MAMMOSER

This woman looked good to me - good to me!
But all the girls look after nine Coronas!
She was bigger than a Winnebego - a Winnebago,
But she looked like Vanna White after nine Coronas!

I looked at her face, I saw lust in her four eyes
But I didn't see the cellulite on her thighs
Bow, wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!

I couldn't see why she'd say "no" - why she'd say "no"
But I couldn't see her moustache after 9 Coronas!
So I asked her to go home with me - home with me,
She couldn't run away after 9 Coronas!

We went to my bedroom and we made wild nookie,
Then I turned on the light and took another lookie,
Bow, wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!

*guitar solo*

Nine Coronas!
Nine Coronas!

I had to t-t-t-take her home, take her home,
But LBJ's too narrow after nine Coronas!
I couldn't d-d-d-d-ddrive - *hiccup* drive,
'Cuz all the lights look green after nine Coronas!

I got stopped by the cops goin' backwards down a one-way street,
He opened up the door, saw her, and punched her in the teeth,
Bow, wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
Bow, wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!

Subject: Re: My Sharona (the Knack) or 9 Coronas (John Mammoser)

Written By: Ed216 on 09/14/06 at 11:01 pm


It's probably "My Sharona", by "The Knack".  But on the off chance that it isn't, it's *definitely* the John Mammoser parody.  Truly a god among men, he's been doing dementia since the 70s.

9 CORONAS - JOHN MAMMOSER

This woman looked good to me - good to me!
But all the girls look after nine Coronas!
She was bigger than a Winnebego - a Winnebago,
But she looked like Vanna White after nine Coronas!

I looked at her face, I saw lust in her four eyes
But I didn't see the cellulite on her thighs
Bow, wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!

I couldn't see why she'd say "no" - why she'd say "no"
But I couldn't see her moustache after 9 Coronas!
So I asked her to go home with me - home with me,
She couldn't run away after 9 Coronas!

We went to my bedroom and we made wild nookie,
Then I turned on the light and took another lookie,
Bow, wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!

*guitar solo*

Nine Coronas!
Nine Coronas!

I had to t-t-t-take her home, take her home,
But LBJ's too narrow after nine Coronas!
I couldn't d-d-d-d-ddrive - *hiccup* drive,
'Cuz all the lights look green after nine Coronas!

I got stopped by the cops goin' backwards down a one-way street,
He opened up the door, saw her, and punched her in the teeth,
Bow, wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
Bow, wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!
N-n-n-nine Coronas!

Hmmm. I'm sorry I prefer the Weird Al Yankovic parody, My Bologna. He is the parody master! I love him. He's the best

Subject: Re: My Sharona (the Knack) or 9 Coronas (John Mammoser)

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/15/06 at 11:21 pm


Correcto!!! you can download it at:

KillerSpam.com

Enjoy!!!
John Mammoser


*blink*  (I have been touched by greatness!)

Dude!  Join us here!  You're a God among men!

(I was an intermittent Stern listener at best.  It was about 3 years after seeing "Killer Spam's Comedy Stuff" on some MP3 that I finally cleaned up my old Dr. Demento Basement Tapes and put 'em to MP3, and finally put two and two together!)

Seriously - whether you join us here or not, thanks for recording it, and thanks for sharing a good number of your other tracks.  Great stuff, brings back a lot of happy demented memories.  But most importantly of all -- thanks for staying in the business and continuing to make us laugh.

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