Subject: Help with Kristy Vant, "Chrissy, my little Chromosexual"

Another thread reminded me of Kristy Vant's one-hit (hit?) :-) wonder Chrissy, My Little Chromosexual, which has aired on Dr. Demento every few years ever since its origin in 1982. And since the lyrics aren't available online, and since the audio streams from the past few months of Demento's show are available online, here's my stab at it.  Can anyone fix the (?uncertain?) parts, or correct the lines I got flat-out wrong?

A dog (eight dog?) for custom chrome,
The junkyard is my second my second home,
When it gets to transmission, I'm an intellectual -
...I'm a chromosexual.

CHORUS:
Chrissy, my little chromosexual!
Chrissy, my love is ineffectual!
Lusty as can be with chromosexualty,
"Get out of my way, I'm a chromo."

They caught me makin' love to a '59 Ford,
I was bumpin' on the bumper and kissin' the dashboard,
Steamin' up the windows of a Chevy van,
"Chrissy's got her chrome, she don't need no man!"

(Chorus)

I hear my friends say behind my back
"Chrissy is a chromo, Chrissy is a chromo!"
They're just jealous of my '57 Cadillac.
When you ? talkin' mixin' ? motors, I'm an intellectual,
"She'll run you down, she's a chromosexual!"

(Chorus)
"I squeal my wheels when the boys ? me"
Chrissy, be a chromo, I don't mind!
I'll bring you all the hubcaps I can find
I'll drive you crazy with my steering wheel,
You can feel my stick shifter, solid chrome steel!
?Will my? Chrissy be my baby, it'll be so good?,
We're crawlin' together underneath the hood,
Honey, I don't care if you love chrome,
"We'll get married and live in a mobile home!"

(Chorus, repeat, end)