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Subject: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Whity458 on 05/01/09 at 5:27 pm

Hello folks I'm new here and this is my last stop for help.
When i was a wee lad in the late 80's going just into the 90's i heard a song that was explicit but very good and funny.
I dont know who sang it or a title but i remember some of the lyrics.
To start with it was made to the song by frankie goes to hollywood's RELAX,
some of the lyrics are below, I do know that it wasn't Chubby Brown or Kevin Bloody Wilson but thats all i do know.
If anyone could help with this then fantastic. :D

put it in your mouth mrs murphy
because it only weights a quarter of a pound
its got hairs up and down it like a turkey
and it spits when you rub it up and down.


other lyrics where,

well i'm bounty bill yes i'm the best
i can do it in my undies, i can do it
in my vest, i can do it in the morning, do it
at night, do on the toilet while i'm having a sheeshe,
i can do it on my left leg do it on my middle,
do it with a drum, do it with a fiddle,
do it with me mother, do it with me dad
do it shaggy sheep cause its the
best i've ever had.

and,

slap my legs and call me roger
cover me in jam i'm a jammy dodger,
then lick me and wine me and dine me and 69 me.

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/01/09 at 10:38 pm

Well, this doesn't explain who sang the version you heard, but...

A South Carolina drinking group with a running problem (namely one of many Hash House Harriers) has it in their songbook "Come Sit on My Face if You Love Me", also known as "Take It in the Hand, Mrs Murphy".

If it was sufficiently well-known to get picked up by a bunch of hashers, it could have been covered by anyone.  I'd email that running/drinking club, though.  They might be able to give you an answer to the original artist, and if your two bawdy parodies were done by the same artist, that'd give you a very good starting point to search for the second track.  Let us know what you find!

If the song you're looking for was kinda punkish and the singers had British accents, I'd suggest looking at the Macc Lads.  (And even if not... if the lyrics you've posted are any indication as to your taste in humor, you'll love the Lads. No Sheep 'Til Buxton!) 

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Claybricks on 05/01/09 at 11:27 pm

Could these two brothers be the original artists?

http://www.macleanandmaclean.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacLean_&_MacLean


http://bbs.thenet.gen.nz:8081/$WEBMSG.Read.A-JOKE.136


Dan

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/02/09 at 12:09 am


Could these two brothers be the original artists?

http://www.macleanandmaclean.com/


Probably not.  I saw 'em live once (funniest thing I've ever seen), and have most of their discography.  But pretend you didn't read this, and check out Maclean and Maclean, on account of they're even funnier than the Macc Lads.  They were the Canadian version of John Valby.

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Tam on 05/02/09 at 10:41 am

Halve Mein Hash House Harriers
http://www.hmhhh.com/index.php?log=s_mrsmurphy.con



MRS. MURPHY


Give a cheer, give a cheer
For the men who drink the beer
In the cellar of Murphy's saloon.
They are brave, they are bold
And the stories that are told
In the cellar of Murphy's saloon.
For it's guzzle, guzzle, guzzle
As they pour it down their muzzle
And shout out their orders loud and clear:
"More beer."
For it's more, more, more
As the cops break down the door
In the cellar of Murphy's saloon.

Won't you put it in your mouth Mrs. Murphy,
For it only weighs a quarter of a pound,
It's got hair on its neck like a turkey
And it spits when you rub it up and down.

If I had the wings of an eagle
And the balls of a hairy baboon,
I'd fly up to the top of the mountain
And jack off on the man in the moon.

Now you say you're still a virgin
But you're cherry is not there anymore,
So why don't you quit trying to be so perfect
And do the thing that you're best known for.

For now you've got a throat like Linda Lovelace
And a c@#t like the great cathouse whore,
So why don't you please do my pecker a favor
And deep throat me on the barroom floor.

Now we've got a team called_______,
And peckers as long as a broom,
So won't you please do your p@#$y a favor
And keep us mother f@#kers out of your room.

We'll eat you, beat you, and mistreat you,
While we're singing our dirtiest verse,
Then we'll stick it in your ear and dick you from the rear,
For that's how we build up our thirst.

Sung by the whore house quartet.
Did you go and get it? Not yet.
Are you gonna get it? You bet.
Who you gonna get it from? Ginnette.

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Whity458 on 05/02/09 at 1:47 pm

It was an English singer i know that....lol
It wasn't Halve Mein Hash House Harriers but it has got a part in it so who ever sang it did some copying...lol
I am currently getting the Macc Lads so once i have them and had a listen i will know if its them or not.
So far you have all been great in helping and although i haven't found it yet i have got some other good stuff to listen too so thanks guys.

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Whity458 on 05/02/09 at 4:43 pm

had a listen to all the Macc Lad's albums and its not them, although they are quite good so thanks!...lol

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: philbo on 05/02/09 at 5:17 pm

You've had a listen to *all* the Macc Lads???

...I'd suggest a visit to the shrink ;)

...or, if you're still after more, a John Valby album or two

It's not Ivor biggun, either (and he's *definitely* worth a look at).

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Whity458 on 05/03/09 at 6:10 am

Philbo, John Valby is brilliant, loved it....lmfao ;D

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: philbo on 05/03/09 at 10:46 am

Just stumbled across this, and I thought of this thread (well, it did cross my mind for a minute that it was the tune in this thread).. and it is a classic song title:

Who Put the Benzadrine in Mrs Murphys Ovaltine?

..this song caused Harry "Hipster" Gibson to be blacklisted 60 years ago

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Whity458 on 05/03/09 at 3:15 pm

its not bad but not has good has John Valby...lol

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Azz on 01/13/10 at 8:17 am

all i know is the music it is played to is Relax by frankie goes to hollywood

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Chris on 03/06/10 at 10:41 am

Dude - I remember this song - there was a pirate radio station in Wirral in 1989/1990 who used to play this song - we used to think it sounded like the kids TV presenter Andy Crane (the voice was identical)

Well tripe, tripe, tripe and chips
If you wear that cap then you know it fits
Well tripe, tripe, tripe and chips
If you wear that cap then you know it fits
....and if you're queer, if you're queer
Well get the vaseline and an old chair leg

haha - let us know if you trace this - 'old and obscure' are probably understatements!

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Claybricks on 03/07/10 at 6:06 am

http://www.discogs.com/image/R-1185274-1199197489.jpeg

Barnsley Bill - Barnsley Rap

Year: 1981

Label: Mother In Law Records NAGX 121

Producer - Ronnie Bossanova

Written By - Fitzpatrick, Pollecoff

Recorded at WSRS Leamington

Re-mixed at Grimethorpe WMC Barnsley

Published by Aves Music Ltd

http://www.discogs.com/Barnsley-Bill-Barnsley-Rap/release/1185274


Note: Real name is Horace Panter.

Horace Panter (born Stephen Graham Panter, 30 August 1953, Croydon, Surrey, England) also known as Sir Horace Gentleman, is the bassist  for the Coventry 2 Tone, ska revival band The Specials.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Panter


The record is available at www.gemm.com



You can listen to another song by Horace Panter called Freewheeling Rap by Barnsley Bill at the link below...

http://2tone-lifeinmonochrome.blogspot.com/2010/01/barnsley-bill.html


Dan

http://danssongsearch.blogspot.com/

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Chris on 03/07/10 at 2:14 pm

Cheers mate - Barnsley Bill was certainly interesting but this is not the song wanted - very bizarre though :D

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: KarK on 04/22/10 at 8:26 am

Hi folks,

I've been looking for this for quite a while now, and stumbled across this thread. Anybody had any luck in finding out more info?

I do remember that the same bloke did a version of "Summer Days" from Grease,

"...it went soft, that's where it ends;
So I told her that my dick still bends..."

".. a wella wella plug it up...."

My mates and I listened to these a thousand times, must  have been back in, erm.... 1991?

I hope this serves to jog someone's memory....  :-\\

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Joa on 05/08/10 at 1:57 pm

Soo glad I'm not the only person looking for this song, I hope you have more luck than me trying to find it.

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Wodjah on 06/07/10 at 11:03 am

"BOUNCER BILL" - ON A CASSETTE TAPE WITH HUNDREDS OF OTHERS

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Danny on 05/27/11 at 12:46 pm

I have this song on tape, going to transfer it to harddrive and post it on youtube soon.  look out for it!

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Anf on 06/19/11 at 10:10 am

I just found this thread and I've been looking for these songs for years.
Used to have them on cassette but thats long gone :(

I can remember one being sung over Relax by Frankie goes to Hollywood.
There was also one sung over Summer Nights from Grease. (Summer Shagging??)
There was also another sung over Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners.

Some of the lyrics I can remember were:
I want to Cum on Eileen, Oh I swear it's all clean, yes it's protein, you know every drop.
I looked up your dress, oh my god what a mess.

Summer shagging, had me a blast. Summer shagging happened so fast. I met a girl with a 48d, met a boy, thick as can be.
Summer sun, she's just come on. Oh god what a sight, plug her plug her plug her up!
Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight, tell me more, tell me more, did she drip in her tights!

Got to love those lyrics.

Hope this helps jog someones memory. Would love to get hold of them again :)

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: saintly on 06/28/11 at 4:31 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5rfo22cmTU

This is the one, no name for the artist though :S

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: coz17 on 10/20/11 at 4:55 am


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5rfo22cmTU

This is the one, no name for the artist though :S
  do you still have this song as it not on youtube anymore i have been looking for this song for years had  race at the end

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: jh on 11/07/11 at 3:32 pm


I just found this thread and I've been looking for these songs for years.
Used to have them on cassette but thats long gone :(

I can remember one being sung over Relax by Frankie goes to Hollywood.
There was also one sung over Summer Nights from Grease. (Summer Shagging??)
There was also another sung over Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners.

Some of the lyrics I can remember were:
I want to Cum on Eileen, Oh I swear it's all clean, yes it's protein, you know every drop.
I looked up your dress, oh my god what a mess.
Did anyone find this?  i have been searching and cany get it. Funny as!
Summer shagging, had me a blast. Summer shagging happened so fast. I met a girl with a 48d, met a boy, thick as can be.
Summer sun, she's just come on. Oh god what a sight, plug her plug her plug her up!
Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight, tell me more, tell me more, did she drip in her tights!

Got to love those lyrics.

Hope this helps jog someones memory. Would love to get hold of them again :)

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Big Mick on 11/08/11 at 12:46 pm

Has anyone found this yet, been after these for years....

GET THE DONKEY GET THE DONKEY!!!!!  :D

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/08/11 at 12:49 pm


Hello folks I'm new here and this is my last stop for help.
When i was a wee lad in the late 80's going just into the 90's i heard a song that was explicit but very good and funny.
I dont know who sang it or a title but i remember some of the lyrics.
To start with it was made to the song by frankie goes to hollywood's RELAX,
some of the lyrics are below, I do know that it wasn't Chubby Brown or Kevin Bloody Wilson but thats all i do know.
If anyone could help with this then fantastic. :D

put it in your mouth mrs murphy
because it only weights a quarter of a pound
its got hairs up and down it like a turkey
and it spits when you rub it up and down.


other lyrics where,

well i'm bounty bill yes i'm the best
i can do it in my undies, i can do it
in my vest, i can do it in the morning, do it
at night, do on the toilet while i'm having a sheeshe,
i can do it on my left leg do it on my middle,
do it with a drum, do it with a fiddle,
do it with me mother, do it with me dad
do it shaggy sheep cause its the
best i've ever had.

and,

slap my legs and call me roger
cover me in jam i'm a jammy dodger,
then lick me and wine me and dine me and 69 me.

This song?

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: jh on 11/08/11 at 1:13 pm

Somebody find it please!!!!!!! I've searched for too long >:(

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Big Mick on 11/09/11 at 11:55 am

FOUND IT!!!!  kinda lol  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D7KPqM1_Bk


Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/10/11 at 10:33 pm


Dude - I remember this song - there was a pirate radio station in Wirral in 1989/1990 who used to play this song - we used to think it sounded like the kids TV presenter Andy Crane (the voice was identical)

haha - let us know if you trace this - 'old and obscure' are probably understatements!


It took a while, but here we go!


FOUND IT!!!!  kinda lol  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D7KPqM1_Bk


I can't take credit, but Big Mick found a re-recording of it, and in case that youtube link goes away...  

"This is the Jigga Jigga Rap that made Paul Syko famous in Tenerife in the 80s.  The poster of the Youtube video] recorded this as a tribute to the late departed Roger."


When i was a wee lad in the late 80's going just into the 90's i heard a song that was explicit but very good and funny.
I dont know who sang it or a title but i remember some of the lyrics.
To start with it was made to the song by frankie goes to hollywood's RELAX,


Indeed it was.

I've transcribed (as best as I can) the lyrics to the "Jigga Jigga" remix of Frankie Goes to Hollywood's Relax.  The mix was 7:30 in length, so it probably started with the New York Mix off the 12".  Judging from the video, I'm betting there's at least one set of samples involving bagpipes playing "Scotland the Brave".

Lyrics (remaining uncertain parts still marked with a "?", hat tip to karen for filling in the blanks) transcribed from the video:

You gotta help me out, gotta help me out,
Gotta raise your hands and scream and shout,
Clap your hands and shuffle your feet,
Wobble your willy to the rhythm of the beat.
Go 1, 2, 3, 4, shag me silly on the kitchen floor,
5, 6, 7, 8, give good roger by the garden gate,
9, 10, 11, 12, in my undies you must delve.

Say tripe, tripe, tripe and chips,
If you wear that cap, you know it fits,
Say tripe, tripe, tripe and chips,
If you wear that cap then you know it fits.
Sup your ale up, get your pants down,
Sup your ale up, and get your legs spread,
And if the doctor comes callin',
You had better, better, better, better not go stallin'...

Well slap my legs and call me Roger,
And cover me in jam, I'm a jammy dodger,
Then lick me - and wine me -
And dine me - and 69 me! Yeaaaaaaaaahhh...
Jiggajiggajiggajiggajiggajiggajigga (Whoa yeah!)
(grunt)(grunt)(grunt)(grunt)(grunt)(grunt)(grunt)(grunt)
jiggajiggajigga, jiggajiggajigga...

Well I'm Barnsley Bill, yes I'm the best,
I can do it in my undies, I can do it in my vest,
I can do it in the morning, do it at night,
Do it on the toilet while I'm having a shite,
Do it on my left leg do it on my middle,
Do it with a drum, and do it with a fiddle,
Do it with me mother, do it with me dad,
Do it shaggin' sheep cause its the best I've ever had.

Na-na-na-na-na (to the tune of Scotland the Brave, I'm guessing there were originally some bagpipe samples here)
na-na-na-shaggin' sheep! Yeaaaaaaaaahhh...
Jiggajiggajiggajiggajiggajiggajigga (Whoa yeah!)
(grunt)(grunt)(grunt)(grunt) jiggajiggajigga, jiggajiggajigga...
(grunt)(grunt)(grunt)(grunt)(in)(out)(in)(out)...

Say tripe, tripe, tripe and chips,
If you wear that cap, you know it fits,
Say tripe, tripe, tripe and chips,
If you wear that cap then you know it fits,
Sup your ale up, get your pants down,
Sup your ale up, and get your legs spread,
And if you're queer, yes if you're queer,
Well get the vaseline out, and the lawn chair leg!

Now I went into W.C's, it's now a wine bar where we used to pee,
I said it's very good, and I said it's very nice,
Tell me where the toilet is, I'm dyin' for a shine?
But the bar is long, but the bar's not wide,
Couldn't find the bogs down there inside,
Did what I've done many times before,
Dropped my trollies and I did it on the dance floor!

Then I went into the Horseshoe Bar,
It was frequented by my Ma and your Pa,
Your Dad went down there all his life,
Never got a gobble off the manager's wife,
Then I met a girl, her name was Chris,
Said "A little dance?"  Well, you wouldn't go amiss,
Then we had a cuddle, then we had a kiss,
Then I got my willy out, said "Get a hold of this!"

Jiggajiggajiggajiggajiggajiggajigga.
(That's right!  Aaw yeah!)

Well, put it in your mouth, Mrs. Murphy,
It only weighs a quarter of a pound!
It's got hairs up and down it like a turkey,
And it spits when you rub it up and down!

(Oh, yes!)
Jiggajiggajigga, jiggajiggajigga.

Well what do the turkeys do?  What do the turkeys do?
They go gobble.  They go gobble.  They go gobblegobblegobblegobblegobblegobblegobble
(And it's really beautiful.  Very ?? turkey gobbles.  Forty-nine pence a suck!)

Jiggajiggajiggajiggajiggajiggajigga.
If you rub my willy when the thing gets bigger...


Well I like the girls that do, I like the girls that don't,
I like the girl who says she will and then she says she won't.
But the girl I like the most of all, I'm sure you'll say I'm right,
Is the girl who's got the condom, and looks as though she might!

Jiggajiggajiggajiggajiggajiggajigga...

Well have you got your condom on, is it fitted right?
Is the end all nice and floppy, is the bottom nice and tight?
That bit that's in the middle, that's holding both the ends,
Should not have lumps or wrinkles, in case your willy bends!

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: karen on 11/11/11 at 8:20 am

Good trasncribing there Foo

I've got one or two of the missing bits

5, 6, 7, 8, give good roger at the garden gate

Now I went into W.C.'s it's now a wine bar where we used to pee


Also

Then I went into the Horseshoe Bar
It was frequented by my Ma and my Pa

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/12/11 at 4:56 pm


I've got one or two of the missing bits


Thanks for the fixes - original post has been fixt.  I may take the liberty of hauling this over to our comparatively-moribund lyrics board, particularly given the song's historical importance to the pirate radio scene.  I think we've got 99% of it, but what we really need now is for someone to find a 12" or tape of the original and re-up it somewhere.

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Big Mick on 11/13/11 at 3:14 pm

I've got another version done by Wee Phillee from Sunderland, and the first verse on it goes. not sure if it on the original


Theres those that know it, theres those that dont
there them that will, and them that wont
its amazing its fantastic, just shove your willy in a piece of plastic
and go jigga jigga jigga jigga jigga all night
coz that plastic might just save your life

You gotta help me out, gotta help me out,
Gotta raise your hands and scream and shout,
Clap your hands and shuffle your feet,
Wobble your willy to the rhythm of the beat.... etc etc etc


Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Big Mick on 11/13/11 at 3:41 pm

Uploaded Wee Phillee version (with his permission of course)

Enjoy ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHP4WSUMXRs

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: beaky on 04/17/12 at 3:07 pm

I've got this on tape, bought it from a club in Tenerife, when the dj sang it, if i remember rightly.
I'll try and find it and upload it, no idea how to do it but cant be that hard.  :)

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Paul Crawley on 07/16/12 at 3:52 pm

The writer was indeed Paul "Sycho" Sykes. Resident DJ @ Mrs T's, Playa De Las Americas from Summer 1986 til The end of 1991. He's just been best man at my wedding as attended by around a dozen or so former Tenerife workers, all legends on the rock.

As mentioned by a few others on here "Summer Shaggin" in its original concept was infact written by me whilst at college in 1978. It featured on tapes sold in Tenerife, as performed by me & the afore mentioned "Sycho", and has been performed and re-jigged by many a DJ since, also claiming the writing credits. But we know the truth!

"Sycho" still DJ's, now @ a club in Essex.

I am the proud father of 4 children, a song-writer, music producer and club promoter. Oh and still a DJ!

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Doug Soldier on 08/11/12 at 12:49 pm

Beaky, any luck with the upload?

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Anf on 09/01/12 at 4:35 pm

I so need this song and the others that were on the tape  :\'(
Anybody had any luck in finding it?

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: nikkoo on 09/03/12 at 3:20 pm

I have this song on tape, going to transfer it to harddrive and post it on youtube soon

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Scott on 09/06/12 at 2:29 am


The writer was indeed Paul "Sycho" Sykes. Resident DJ @ Mrs T's, Playa De Las Americas from Summer 1986 til The end of 1991. He's just been best man at my wedding as attended by around a dozen or so former Tenerife workers, all legends on the rock.

As mentioned by a few others on here "Summer Shaggin" in its original concept was infact written by me whilst at college in 1978. It featured on tapes sold in Tenerife, as performed by me & the afore mentioned "Sycho", and has been performed and re-jigged by many a DJ since, also claiming the writing credits. But we know the truth!

"Sycho" still DJ's, now @ a club in Essex.

I am the proud father of 4 children, a song-writer, music producer and club promoter. Oh and still a DJ!


I can vouch for this.    Paul.... do you have any recordings or tapes?  Would love to hear it.

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Anf on 01/18/13 at 7:15 am

Still no luck in finding a recording??  :(

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Howard on 04/20/13 at 3:21 pm

need help with a song, might sound like Earth Wind And Fire and the song could be "Deja Vu" with some horns in it and it could be from the late 70's or early 80's. Anybody have a clue? ???

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: warped on 04/20/13 at 3:26 pm


need help with a song, might sound like Earth Wind And Fire and the song could be "Deja Vu" with some horns in it and it could be from the late 70's or early 80's. Anybody have a clue? ???


Is it this? It's called Deja Vu. From about 1979-80

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub4Up-V7RxY

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Howard on 04/20/13 at 3:55 pm


Is it this? It's called Deja Vu. From about 1979-80

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub4Up-V7RxY


no that's not it, It's a fast song with horns could be EWF or maybe the lyrics might have the words "Deja Vu" in it.

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: warped on 04/20/13 at 4:13 pm


no that's not it, It's a fast song with horns could be EWF or maybe the lyrics might have the words "Deja Vu" in it.


This one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPEwTfJSmhU

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Howard on 04/21/13 at 7:44 am


This one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPEwTfJSmhU


Yep, that's it Thanks Warped. :) O0

I kind of thought it was Earth Wind And Fire with Phillip Bailey singing vocals. Thanks again.

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: Phil on 05/29/13 at 7:43 am

I had this on tape as well, and been looking for it online for ages.  In addition to the summer shagging, relax, come on eileen parodies, I also remember one about Dan Airways, to the tune of Spirit In the Sky by Doctor and the Medics, and also YMCA.  Some lyrics I remember:

Dan Airways:
Flying on home with Dan Airways in the sky,
Thats who your going with, when you die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm flying home on the plane that's the best!

YMCA:
Young man, there's a place you can go,
I said young man, where they'll give you a blow, and be gay there,
And I'm sure you will find many ways to shag a behind..

They'll bend you over in the YMCA
They'll touch your willy in the YMCA
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can screw anyone you feel.

If this jogs anyones memory and you have this on tape, please please please upload it, or you can send a copy to me and I will get it done :)

Subject: tenerife

Written By: storm on 11/25/13 at 3:27 pm

hiya bud replying to your message the tenerife tape i was there just like you think it was 88 . i had the tape myself but havnt got it now you couldnt do me a copy on tape or cd could you id love to hear these again .tracks were if i remember ymca ,spirit in the sky dan airways lol summer shaggin ,frankie goes to hollywood, your the one that i want. think they were the best ones there was more.

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: 80s_kid on 11/22/14 at 8:08 pm

I know this is an old post but I found an old tape with the song no idea on the singer and the lyric are slightly different to the one's posted here if I can Mp3 it I'll put it on YouTube

Lyrics

Now those that know it, show those that don't,
There's them that will, there's them that wont,
it's amazing it's fantastic you just shove your willy in a piece of plastic,
and go Jigga, jigga, jigga, jigga, jigga all night
cuz that plastic just might save your life

You gotta help me out, gotta help me out,
Gotta raise your hands and scream and shout,
Clap your hands and shuffle your feet,
Wobble your willy to the rhythm of the beat.
1, 2, 3, 4, shag me silly on the kitchen floor,
5, 6, 7, 8, give good roger by the garden gate,
9, 10, 11, 12, in my undies you must delve.

Say tripe, tripe, tripe and chips,
If you wear that cap, you know it fits,
Say tripe, tripe, tripe and chips,
If you wear that cap then you know it fits.
Sup your ale up, get your pants down,
Sup your ale up, and get your legs spread,
And when the doctor comes callin',
You had better, better, better, better not go stallin'...

Well slap my legs and call me Roger,
Then cover me in jam, I'm a jammy dodger,
Then lick me - and wine me -
And dine me - and 69 me! Yeaaaaaaaaahhh...
You what, you what, you what, you what, you what
you heard, you heard, you heard, you heard, you heard,

Well I'm Barnsley Bill, yes I'm the best,
I can do it in my undies, I can do it in my vest,
I can do it in the morning, do it at night,
Do it on the toilet while I'm having a sheeshe,
Do it on my left leg do it on my middle,
Do it with a drum, and do it with a fiddle,
Do it with me mother, do it with me dad,
Do it shaggin' sheep cause its the best I've ever had.

Baa baa ba ba ba ba ba baa ba ba ba ba ba ba  (to the tune of Scotland the Brave)
baa baa baaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Yeaaaaaaaaahhh...
You what, you what, you what, you what, you what
you heard, you heard, you heard you know you bloody heard

(Evil laugh) Muahahahahaha
(Evil laugh) Muahahahahaha
(Evil Voice) Your mine now

Say tripe, tripe, tripe and chips,
If you wear that cap, you know it fits,
Say tripe, tripe, tripe and chips,
If you wear that Johnny then you know it fits,
Sup your ale up, get your pants down,
Sup your ale up, and get your legs spread,
And if you're queer, yes if you're queer,
Well get the Vaseline out, and the lawn chair leg!

Well I went into W.C's, it's now a wine bar where we used to pee,
Well they said it's very good, and they said it's very nice,
Tell me where the toilet is, I'm dyin' for a shine?
Well the bar is long, and the bar is wide,
And I Couldn't find the bogs down there inside,
Did what I've done many times before,
Dropped my trollies and I sheesh upon the dance floor!

Well I went into the Horseshoe Bar,
It was frequented by my Ma and your Pa,
And my Dad went down there all his life,
And never he got a gobble off the manager's wife,
Then I pulled a bird, her name was Chris,
Said "A little dance?" Well, you wouldn't go amiss,
Then we had a cuddle, then we had a kiss,
Then I got my willy out, said "Get a hold of this!"

Jiggajiggajiggajiggajiggajiggajigga.
(That's right! Aaw yeah!)

Now some like biscuits, and some like crackers
If you mess with me you get a kick, you get a kick, you get a kick in the knackers

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan the pleasure dome erector,

Well, put it in your mouth, Mrs. Murphy,
It only weighs a quarter of a pound!
It's got hairs up and down it like a turkey,
And it spits when you rub it up and down!

(Oh, yes!)
Jiggajiggajigga, jiggajiggajigga.

Now what do the turkeys do? Now what do the turkeys do?
They go gobble. They go gobble. They go gobblegobblegobblegobblegobblegobblegobble
(And it's really beautiful. Bernard Mathews turkey gobbles. thirty two  pence a pair slip one in your house wife's basket today over the counter I can tell you!)


Well I like the girls that do, I like the girls that don't,
I like the girl who says she will and then she says she won't.
But the girl I like the most of all, I'm sure you'll say I'm right,
Is the girl who's got the condom, and looks as though she might!

Jiggajiggajiggajiggajiggajiggajigga... wallop

Subject: Re: Need help with a song and singer

Written By: TMNCFC on 08/23/15 at 1:42 am

Hi
Did anyone manage to get a copy of the song/s... Barnsley Bill, Summer Shagging etc.?  I'd love to obtain a copy via download perhaps if anyone could please help?
Much appreciated
TM

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