I'm from abroad, I'm caught up by AmIright, and I remember that when I was a child..

When I was about one
I always needed anyone
to change my diapers
or help me have lunch

But those nice days are gone
I've got to do all on my own
either take for a walk the dog
or watch on TV boring shows.

From now on life turns cool
cuz it blow off the gloom
this site drives me way fool
I'll lift up on a funny boom.

I know, I know, since I'm a foreigner that's all that good I can do...by now.


Thanks for your patient and attention. I'll be on the trail

Well hello and welcome, it is always nice to have someone new, by the way, where  are you from if you don't mind my asking?

Welcome, seamermar. Looks like a parody of Eric Carmen's "All By Myself", minus the choruses.

Ant

welcome to the boards

Welcome! Have fun!  :) :)

thanks folks

i'm so glad to read and grin from so many fellas of the other side of the sea and maybe from all over the world, who knows, and i 'd specially like to thank to that bunch of people who have chosen to write back to me in so friendly manner.
i hope, or much better said, i do know i'll enjoy this troupe of funny jokers you are.

well Danoota&Me,
i don't mind to tell you i'm from a little town in a very little country that you may now know well since uncle ellison had chosen our quiet waterfront to challence and lose and challenge again against another wealthy european boy named  bernie. don't you know what a hell i'm talking about ?  you're riiiiiight !
it's the america's cup's carnival.
i live, thrive, toil and enjoy in valencia spain, working as a tug-man, from sunup to sundown, and even overnight some days, pulliing and pushing big frighters to take dock and go away again i'm just waistng time in valencia harbour for my pay, a twenty hours of work a day while that lucky old sun has nothing to do, but roll around heaven all day.

i pray you, little red ant
to have a mercy on me and don't use your bat over my head at this time wether i can't type capital letters it's cuz i hurt my arm, it was a sinew that broke up, so i hope you'll understand.




one more for karen
have you heard this one ?:

i do die do die do die do die do die......
from the orange blossom special's song

yes coqueta
i'll walk your track like a sparrow picking up each and every crumb of fun you left on the path

thanks everyone for your hug

Welcome seamermar.  What a lovely country you come from (although I've never been there, I have "travelled" by internet) and looked at pictures. 

Make yourself at home here, if you need any help, please ask.

What an interesting job you have, there is a famous chef here in America, her name is Paula Deen and her husband works with tugboats (although I'm sure he doesn't put in the long hours that you do. (probably))

Hope you have a great time at this board and continue writing parodies of songs.  :)

Thanks bookmistress4ever for your words, no matters how much different our languages are, the only thing that it counts is the way we feel, cause our souls speak more clear than our mouths.

I've just found myself this site plenty of opened-mind souls, and so I decided to try my best. I pray you to give a shout on my ear if any of my post doesn't make sense , cause

I don't wanna miss a thing
cause even when I read on through
the hardest message to me to do
I still wanna get into

Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna fall asleep
till I read the last parodie
so, I need a lot of you
Right here with me, just like this

cause it's amazing
When the moment arrives
that you are right

It's Amazing
with a tip of a penguin
you finally see the light

I have to learn to crawl
among this boisterous crowd
But I just couldn't understand
to all that unruly talk

I'm out on my ship
Just tryin' to survive
struggling to stay
in this funny site
for the rest of my life

Cheeriooooooooooo ;)

Hi everyone, Am I Seamermar.


I dunno, but you do appear to be Seamermar :D

Welcome to the boards :)

whistledog :D 
I'd whistle to you such a nice song
while we're walking your dog
if you only had such a nice face
below your forehead  ::)

and by the way, am I Seamermar the only one who shows up his  fluffy face ? >:(

Thanks whistledog, the Great White North is aslo in my mind.

and by the way, am I Seamermar the only one who shows up his  fluffy face ? >:(


I think he was good-nature teasing you about the wording of the title of this thread.  You have the wording transposed for English - instead of am I Seamermar... which to us means you are asking whether that is who you are or not... you should have put "I am Seamermar"  same words just reverse order.  ;)  ;D 

I think you are doing really really well in writing in English.  It really isn't an easy language to learn (none of the language of the world are easy to learn come to think about it.)  :)

Yes, English it's hard to learn but with a friend who is both,  book and mistress, I won't mistake and misunderstand...so often, I guess 8).

On other hand, you've just found a sailor toy  from beyond the sea to tease and grin :)

Yes, English it's hard to learn but with a friend who is both,  book and mistress, I won't mistake and misunderstand...so often, I guess 8).

;)  I got the nickname, Bookmistress, because that is an old fashioned word for librarian.  I was one for about 15 years.  I loved helping people in the biblioteche (I *think* that is the right word in Spanish), My language skills are very poor, so I hope you will be patient with me.  ;)



On other hand, you've just found a sailor toy  from beyond the sea to tease and grin :)

Oh good!  I can always use another sailor toy to tease, my husband was a sailor with the United States Navy for many years.  :)

Hi and Welcome!

Welcome aboard... I hope you've enjoyed it here thus far! :)

I just found this-

How far from Valencia is trhe town of Zamora?
I ask this, because I went to school w/a Foreign Exchange student form Zamora.
His name was Gabriel- nice lad, he was.

If I haven't as of yet told you, I find your poetical way of speech quite exuberating, and flavorful.

As we once said, we shall see each other
On the great road called "the Cyber Highway".
Thus, shall we be assured another laugh in
Each other's company- for that way lies camaraderie.

HawkTheSlayer, it's  always hopeful to find people to fit with, even though in the antipodes, since we live in a foolish world where a neighbor is just a strange and his friendship's odd.

Zamora is "only" about 600 km from Valencia more or less six driving hours. My wife's from Salamanca just at South of Zamora. We drop by there twice at year to see her parents, I like that part of the country. It's plenty of students from all over the world and old monuments, narrow streets, and lots of "tascas" these kind of bars where you pick up a variety of "tapas" "homemade snacks" as you drink wine or beer ( remembering this makes my mouth water).
No need to say if you'd cross the ocean some day to stick your "Hawk-talons" in the bull's skin (as  we name our country in here) I'll be glad to know how an HawkTheSlayer looks like  ;)

I'm far pleased to write down in The 00's, just for the way so cool and friendly all of you explain.

My name is Francisco.......Paco  for short, maybe you wonder why, anyway I'm gonna tell you.
It seems that comes from San Francisco de Asis, who was the PAter of COmmunity.
I like this story since I love that man who lived in peace with all creatures in the earth and rebel to his Superiors and the unfair laws to keep people as flock of sheep what means folk of dummies forever and ever.

My name is Paco
I live on the fourth floor
I live very far from you
Yes I'm sure you've never seen me before.

If you read something late at night
some kind of bubble that I  state
Just please ask me what I wanna say,
ask me if you don't understand.

No need to say it's because I'm clumsy
trying to talk to a weird crowd
Maybe it's because it's too early
but I can't hide I'm very proud.

cuz I don't have any S.A.T.
And better that you don't ask me why
I just didn't go to school that's all.

Yes I think I didn't do right
I failed school again and again
Well, if you ask these words I didn't just say
and please don'¡t leave me out of your way
I guess I hate to be alone
With nothing spoken, nothing shown
Just don't ask me who I am

cause I'm only  a Seamermar ;)

Hi nice to meet you

Me too gosoul2soul,

if everybody woud go soul to soul, maybe the world could be a better place to live in.

Nice nick yours  ;)

I got a little question,   ??? once again  :-[
I'm sure it doesn't seem strange  :)

I don't know how to start a New Topic. I didn't find the New Topic button.
I can't still start new topics or I'm rather clumsy
the waiting is gonna make me crazy  :D
what's going on folks ? 8-P

thanks in advance

From know on I'm able to give some karmel away to the good friends.
Well, my first parody is fresh in my brain
and ready to broadcast from Spain.

So there we go


To all the friends I've brought forth
Who goes up and down by my scroll
I'm fond of them, of course
so I dedicate this song
To all the folks at "inthe00s"

To all the friends I'll always have blest
Oh my I say they've raised me to the crest
For helping me to know
I owe a lot I know
To all the buddies I've made at "inthe00s"

The penguin games are always rolling
And every time I try I fail
The penguin faces continue chortling
And if they laugh at me I just don't care


To all the girls who lighten up my life
I swear I'll throw to them no knife
even though they're someone else's wives
I'm glad they are at "inthe00s"
so I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've got abroad


To all the guys who keep an eye on me
Who listen to my writtings surprisingly
They're building strong my talk
I'll always be a part
Of all these people at "inthe00s"


The penguin games are always growing
And every time I try I lack
The penguin faces continue chuckling
And I don't really care if they cluck and chuck


To all the guys and girls who love the songs
Who share deep inside our souls
I'm glad I can applause at last
once more I dedicate these words
To all the folks who love the songs

To all the guys and girls who love the songs
neve mind what country everyone comes from
I'm glad at last I fit to post
so I wanna call loud and forth
to make up a lot of parodies songs

Do you think it's really worth to be post on the amiright board ?

Thanks folks