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Subject: Saying "ta-ta" to Janet
Not gonna write these; too much hard work plus the thrill is gone. But I'd like to get them off my chest.
1. These Boobs Were Made For Gawkin'
2. Isn't She Lumpy (by Stevie Wonderbra)
3. Display That Floppy Hooter, White Boy
4. Miss Jack-son, You've Got A Faulty Bra There (Actually if I can find a way to make breast cancer funny I get dibs on "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lumpy Hooter". But I'm not holding my breath)
5. Plan It, Janet (from Floppy Horror)
6. Knock, Knock, Knockers Down To The Floor
Subject: Re: Saying "ta-ta" to Janet
Funny titles! ;D
Subject: Re: Saying "ta-ta" to Janet
Strangely enough, I was listening to "Runaway" (the Bon Jovi version) and thinking "Ooh, Janet put your bun away"...
I do like the Dylan title, though: you going to write it?
Subject: Re: Saying "ta-ta" to Janet
Thanks Adagio and Phil. Nope, not planning on writing any of these; they're "up for grabs" (so to speak)
Subject: Re: Saying "ta-ta" to Janet
Hi, Claude - don't often see you round this time of day :-)
'fraid I couldn't resist the "Bun Away" title: that's been submitted now.
Howsabout:
Justin, take this brassiere
I don't need it any more
Millions of viewers watching me
See my knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Phil
PS On looking at the pix on the BBC website, I was struck by how much JJ looks like her brother (well, like he used to look in the Thriller days). Must be in the jeans.
Subject: Re: Saying "ta-ta" to Janet
PS. Claude- did you have a go downloading that MP3 of "Don't let's be beastly to the Germans"?
Subject: Re: Saying "ta-ta" to Janet
Cool ideas, Cluade! LOL
Ive got a parodt about the Jackson incident coming up om Thursday called "Janet's Boob" to "Peggy Sue"
Subject: Re: Saying
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Hi, Claude - don't often see you round this time of day :-)
'fraid I couldn't resist the "Bun Away" title: that's been submitted now.
Howsabout:
Justin, take this brassiere
I don't need it any more
Millions of viewers watching me
See my knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Phil
PS On looking at the pix on the BBC website, I was struck by how much JJ looks like her brother (well, like he used to look in the Thriller days). Must be in the jeans.
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I like it; I'll take verse two:
Take this ninja star I found
It made my nipple way too sore
Thought that I'd be firm and round
Instead it's knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor....
Yeah, the resemblance to her bro is unfortunate. That's about all that's "in the jeans" I bet.
And hey, I did indeed download that Noel Coward song; it was great! I meant to comment earlier but forgot. Anyway, I now appreciate your version even more; great great stuff.
Subject: Re: Saying
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Cool ideas, Cluade! LOL
Ive got a parodt about the Jackson incident coming up om Thursday called "Janet's Boob" to "Peggy Sue"
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Thanks Jack; I'll check it out. Buddy Holly, eh? "Maybe Boobie"?
Subject: Re: Saying
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I like it; I'll take verse two:
Take this ninja star I found
It made my nipple way too sore
Thought that I'd be firm and round
Instead it's knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor....
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er... that's all, isn't it? You want to submit it as a joint effort?
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And hey, I did indeed download that Noel Coward song; it was great! I meant to comment earlier but forgot. Anyway, I now appreciate your version even more; great great stuff.
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:-) Thanks.
Phil
Subject: Re: Saying
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er... that's all, isn't it? You want to submit it as a joint effort?
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You know, I think you're right. Will you do the honors?
Subject: Re: Saying
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You know, I think you're right. Will you do the honors?
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Your wish is my command...
Phil
PS Did you have a look at this one: (Janet put your) Bun Away to Bon Jovi's Runaway?
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My momma always told me two things that were pearls of wisdom, Claude.
1. If you are fortunate enough to have a set of criitters, you
should keep em "penned up", or face the consequences.
2. If you wan't anyone to take you seriously, don't be showin
your "moon and stars".
Folks are really "Jacked up" about Janet.
Subject: Re: Saying "ta-ta" to Janet
Claude, I've been working on one for this subject - haven't quite finished it because I had to scratch & sniff for the original song lyrics. Might be posting it in a day or two since I just got those today.
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Not gonna write these; too much hard work plus the thrill is gone. But I'd like to get them off my chest.
1. These Boobs Were Made For Gawkin'
2. Isn't She Lumpy (by Stevie Wonderbra)
3. Display That Floppy Hooter, White Boy
4. Miss Jack-son, You've Got A Faulty Bra There (Actually if I can find a way to make breast cancer funny I get dibs on "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lumpy Hooter". But I'm not holding my breath)
5. Plan It, Janet (from Floppy Horror)
6. Knock, Knock, Knockers Down To The Floor
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Subject: Re: Saying "ta-ta" to Janet
8) 8)You can use"Wake Up the Little Boobs,Please";or "Maybe No Bra On". ;DCheers!
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I like the Beauty and the Beast song:
Grab my breast, grab my breast,
Rip the bra cup off my chest...
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4. Miss Jack-son, You've Got A Faulty Bra There (Actually if I can find a way to make breast cancer funny I get dibs on "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lumpy Hooter". But I'm not holding my breath)
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Claude, the only to make fun of something like cancer is to poke fun at the HMOs.
Subject: Re: Saying "ta-ta" to Janet
Moving on down to Jimi Hendrix(Hey Joe)
"Jo Lo .....whatamI gonna do with your bum* in my hand?
* an English slang expression.... the equivalent of "ass"