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Subject: howard stern searches ..will pay!....
Now that Howard Stern lost his guy(Stuttering John) to announce the Leno Show..he is holding a search for someone whocan write song parodies and bits for his show..He will bring in finalists at $500 a week if picked and if they are voted best by audience get a 3 month $25,000 contract!
Go for it...I guess info's at howardstern.com
Just a heads up!
Subject: Re: howard stern searches ..will pay!....
thanks for the info... i think my writing style is a bit too clean for the howard stern show but i think i'll check it out anyway
Subject: Re: howard stern searches ..will pay!....
;D Someone tell Malky!!!
Howard probably would love WHATFREAKS!
Subject: Good ol' Howie! We love him!
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/sade5.shtml
Subject: Re: Good ol' Howie! We love him!
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http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/sade5.shtml
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OH MY GOODNESS I'M FAMOUS
http://www.lovelysearch.com/saved/howard+parodies+song+stern.html
LOL!
NO, not really!
I think that's just some random person's saved-search-results-list .... maybe somebody was doing a school paper on Howard Stern and they wanted to find stuff that lampooned him!
Johnny D ;D
Subject: Re: howard stern searches ..will pay!....
I have a few thoughts about Howard and his parodies. He's had a few contests which I have entered. The "winners" are always about Howard or his staff. Gary's teeth, Robin's boobs, Benji's fat, whatever. Really clever stuff never makes it past the first play. He also doesn't care about rhyme or scan, he dissed Al for being too clean. I'm sure some people here can write in his "style", but I know I could never kiss his ass enough to meet with his approval. Besides, according to him, he's going to be off the air soon.
Subject: Re: howard stern searches ..will pay!....
This is great! We need more of this kind of posting. The screenwriting sites I hang out on all have "Jobs for writers" threads.
Subject: Re: howard stern searches ..will pay!....
Hehehe...congrats (?)
Subject: Osculation of The Stern's Stern? No thank you!
In case anybody was wondering whether I was actually interested in pursuing osculation of Howard Stern's anal sphincter, allow me to immediately and unequivocally disabuse you of any such notions.
I have no interest in working for Howie boy - but I've enjoyed writing some parody material about him and his show! ;D
Subject: Re: Good ol' Howie! We love him!
Wow .... I'm impressed!!
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OH MY GOODNESS I'M FAMOUS
http://www.lovelysearch.com/saved/howard+parodies+song+stern.html
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Subject: Re: Good ol' Howie! We love him!
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Wow .... I'm impressed!!
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Don't be, Martha - take a look at my original "OH MY GOODNESS I'M FAMOUS" posting now - I added a few comments downplaying the whole thing!
Johnny D ;D
Subject: Re: Osculation of The Stern's Stern? No thank you
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In case anybody was wondering whether I was actually interested in pursuing osculation of Howard Stern's anal sphincter, allow me to immediately and unequivocally disabuse you of any such notions.
I have no interest in working for Howie boy - but I've enjoyed writing some parody material about him and his show! ;D
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;D that's one way of putting it...lol.
Subject: Re: howard stern searches ..will pay!....
Im not persuing this for a few reasons, but the main one is, one of his interns works with me on the humor magazine I write for, and she already seems to be doing this.....Im not gonna step on that