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Subject: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Diva on 05/14/04 at 3:03 pm

http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/76/80/songwriter1957Photos/4/6.jpg

Parody authors
Wild Man and Diva

I thought It would be fun for everyone to have thread to post photos.

So, If any parodists would like to add some pictures onto the thread,
or music funnies, or whatever ...  tag along!

Diva   







Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rick D on 05/14/04 at 3:18 pm

We're in, but Johnnie and I already tried to scare everybody away by posting our faces.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 05/14/04 at 3:28 pm


We're in, but Johnnie and I already tried to scare everybody away by posting our faces.



That's right, Highlander.  Maybe we should post some more pix, eh?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 05/14/04 at 4:19 pm





That's right, Highlander.  Maybe we should post some more pix, eh?


Johnny, you look like Ozzy lol





well, one of my pics is posted as my avitar pic...others are in the Picture thread in the PPP board

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 05/14/04 at 4:51 pm




Johnny, you look like Ozzy lol





well, one of my pics is posted as my avitar pic...others are in the Picture thread in the PPP board


EHH, ERR, WHAAAAT??  UHHH SHARON, EHHH, UHHH, ABBALOO LAMBLALA HOGIZZIM SCHLOCKNIK, SNORK GARFLE NOFFLISH....SHAAAAARON!!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Armstrong on 05/17/04 at 2:07 am

With much fanfare MA releases their first public glimpse of the faces in front of the madness we call minds

I'm the giant by the statue in Rio.
Mike is the studious one... and going to kill me for posting this.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Diva on 05/17/04 at 12:09 pm

It's great to the faces that produce those talented parodies , you guys!

Thanks for sharing! ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: agrimorfee on 05/17/04 at 2:44 pm

Photo in link to audiostreet.net below ::)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: marthadtox3 on 05/17/04 at 4:50 pm

Great to see these photos .. I guess digital photography is something else I have to get into .........

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: xander999 on 05/18/04 at 1:25 pm

http://www.btinternet.com/~dave.latham1/journal2.JPG

The Xand Man

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: PRobinson on 05/19/04 at 9:33 am


We're in, but Johnnie and I already tried to scare everybody away by posting our faces.


Well, I'll put one in if I can find one that doesn't look like some sort of post-mortem photograph.  The girlfriend of a A friend of mine took my picture when I was over at their place a week or so ago.  They use old-fashioned, need-to-be-developed cameras so I haven't seen what it looks like yet.  But I THINK I looked OK at the time(??).

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Peregrin on 05/19/04 at 10:05 pm

Could this be Merry & Pippin ?  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 05/20/04 at 12:36 am

Actully, I have a photo of the mysterious Merry and Pippin...thats right, i have a pic of these two who have been confusing the board since their arrival here.....now, against their wishes I shall show everyone......

sorry guys:


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Meriadoc on 05/20/04 at 12:56 am


Could this be Merry & Pippin ?  :)




::)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Meriadoc on 05/20/04 at 12:57 am


Actully, I have a photo of the mysterious Merry and Pippin...thats right, i have a pic of these two who have been confusing the board since their arrival here.....now, against their wishes I shall show everyone......

sorry guys:





D a m n ! We're cute! Malky is probably reconsidering that threesome as we post... :P :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 05/20/04 at 7:10 pm


Could this be Merry & Pippin ?  :)




Hey Merry and Pippin - aren't you concerned that a dowser who's really good at using their dowsing-rod to find water might swing their rod over your photograph and find out.....er.....just EXACTLY where YOUR water comes from?
;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: STG on 05/20/04 at 11:39 pm

Never before seen picture of S.T.G. with his girlfriend, and his band's pianist.
I'm the freaky one in the middle, with the goatee, and no grad. robe.

peace

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Spaff.com on 05/21/04 at 12:30 pm

Spaff @ Fountains of Wayne:
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/mrs_claus.html

TV "news" segment about "Nuttin' But Spam," with Robert Lund and Spaff:
http://www.spaff.com/media/kutv-spam.wmv

Spaff naked:
http://www.spaff.com/sr/spaffnude.jpg

xoxox
Spaff

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Peregrin on 05/21/04 at 5:25 pm




Hey Merry and Pippin - aren't you concerned that a dowser who's really good at using their dowsing-rod to find water might swing their rod over your photograph and find out.....er.....just EXACTLY where YOUR water comes from?
;D



A doswer?  Bring 'em on!

I am sure they would find something 'divine'  ;D :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Jack Wilson on 05/22/04 at 12:44 pm

Here's me, I must warn you its a BIG pic

http://www.tvlinksonline.com/boards/attachment.php?postid=1367478

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 05/22/04 at 7:55 pm


Here's me, I must warn you its a BIG pic

http://www.tvlinksonline.com/boards/attachment.php?postid=1367478


Jack.......I never knew.......that you are ONE OF THE X-MEN !!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Jack Wilson on 05/23/04 at 7:21 am




Jack.......I never knew.......that you are ONE OF THE X-MEN !!!!!!!!!!
LOL, which one?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: xander999 on 05/23/04 at 8:16 am

The one with the big red x...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: PRobinson on 05/24/04 at 3:53 am


Here's me, I must warn you its a BIG pic

http://www.tvlinksonline.com/boards/attachment.php?postid=1367478

Jack - Couldn't open picture.  Is there some secret? 

P Ro.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Jack Wilson on 05/24/04 at 6:53 am



Jack - Couldn't open picture.  Is there some secret? 

P Ro.
Nope, no secret  Sorry ya couldnt see the pic :-[

Nope Im not Merry and Pippin  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 05/24/04 at 9:56 am



Nope, no secret  Sorry ya couldnt see the pic :-[

Nope Im not Merry and Pippin  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Jack,

Is your picture a JPEG (or JPG), a GIF, a BMP, or some other type of image file?

If it's a BMP, that might pose a problem.....

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EthanM on 05/24/04 at 3:27 pm

ok good i was afraid i was the only one why couldn't get the picture to work. I'm considering putting up a picture but the only half decent one there is is me running in a cross country meet.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Diva on 05/25/04 at 1:16 pm

;D You all are too funny!

Agreeformee! Yes very cute!  Nice site too!

X ander, a very cute picture!

STG-- in the flesh! WOW!

All of you look wonderfull- Hope I did'n't leave anyone out!

Merry & Pippin take the cake!  Your site is  done up, very nicely.
LOL! Billy & Johnny! Of couse, Mer & Pip didn't post their own picture LOL!

Keep it up writers ! This is getting very interesting!

Spaffy, love the video!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: neminem on 05/25/04 at 1:49 pm

Well, I was going to add mine, but apparently my school webserver is down. So I guess I'll add some when it comes back up.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Peregrin on 05/26/04 at 4:19 am


Merry & Pippin take the cake!  Your site is  done up, very nicely.
LOL! Billy & Johnny! Of couse, Mer & Pip didn't post their own picture LOL!




Hi Diva

Thanks for checking out the site  :)

WHO SAYS that isn't us?  Prove it ha ha  :P

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: marthadtox2 on 05/27/04 at 11:49 am

Have you checked out Chucky G's photo on the  Playful Penguin Board...."Show us what you look like" thread....??????

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: neminem on 05/27/04 at 6:10 pm

Random crap picture I happen to have:
http://www3.hmc.edu/~afield/me.jpg

Picture of Shower Quality, the a capella group I'm in, after our first show last semester:
http://www3.hmc.edu/~afield/sq/photos/February_Concert.jpg
I'm the third from the left (second from the right)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 05/28/04 at 9:01 am


Random crap picture I happen to have:
http://www3.hmc.edu/~afield/me.jpg

Picture of Shower Quality, the a capella group I'm in, after our first show last semester:
http://www3.hmc.edu/~afield/sq/photos/February_Concert.jpg
I'm the third from the left (second from the right)


You have a scary resemblance to my father before he got old and ugly.  Tres freaky. 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: neminem on 05/28/04 at 5:18 pm




You have a scary resemblance to my father before he got old and ugly.  Tres freaky. 


Haha, that's amusing. Question: does this happen to remind you of your dad at his current age?
http://www.fieldmusic.net/pictures/cdfrontcover.jpg
http://www.fieldmusic.net/pictures/davemain.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 05/29/04 at 8:02 am




Haha, that's amusing. Question: does this happen to remind you of your dad at his current age?
http://www.fieldmusic.net/pictures/cdfrontcover.jpg
http://www.fieldmusic.net/pictures/davemain.jpg


Wellllll...not really.  Although those pictures did thoroughly amuse me! 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: STG on 05/29/04 at 8:32 am

It is really kewl seeing the pictures of the artists who have produced major hits on-line, and I was just glad to let everyone see my wonderful (though ugly as sin) face/head which contains the brain that creates those wonderful parodies.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: xander999 on 05/30/04 at 8:49 am


Xander, a very cute picture!


Aren't I always?  8)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Wolveroses on 05/31/04 at 2:47 pm

well since the additional options wouldn't work for some reason, here's a link

http://www.geocities.com/wolve2roses/pics/picturewolveroses.html

everyone has too normal of a picture so I thought I might do something different

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 05/31/04 at 2:55 pm


well since the additional options wouldn't work for some reason, here's a link

http://www.geocities.com/wolve2roses/pics/picturewolveroses.html

everyone has too normal of a picture so I thought I might do something different


you think me doing  Hamlet with a Smiley Face ball is normal? lol

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Meriadoc on 06/01/04 at 11:46 pm


well since the additional options wouldn't work for some reason, here's a link

http://www.geocities.com/wolve2roses/pics/picturewolveroses.html

everyone has too normal of a picture so I thought I might do something different


I liked your 'soft-porn-on-the-dormroom-bed' one better... ;) :P

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Armstrong on 06/02/04 at 12:27 pm

ok so mine earlier was blurry so what better to see the face than... A PASSPORT PHOTO!!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Diva on 06/04/04 at 7:18 pm


Have you checked out Chucky G's photo on the  Playful Penguin Board...."Show us what you look like" thread....??????


PRESENTING ~~~~OUR WEBMASTER
http://inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=111.0;id=62;image
CHUCKY G!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Diva on 06/04/04 at 7:26 pm

Here's a new one of Diva and Wild Man~ BIKER COUPLE ~lol!

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwAAAPAXGMDAYpLWnnYVWje3GESmPt5ZnsQEsX0oaH08XFSJ1FKGKsnM1RPopXV3ZYXGpdJV1sDvwk2CPvY6Zza*rUwhK5AmvDNwoyM0*3FjSFzKDZSzxg/Scan0009.jpg?dc=4675472159191682477

1.Diva and --- Wild Man going --well eh-- WILD  :D
2. Isn't that little trike bike cute? It has my name written all over it!  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 06/05/04 at 6:15 pm

My pic is...er...my avatar.  Stupid html illiteracy.

And yes, that is a hotel pillow.

And yes, I was on drugs.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: STG on 06/08/04 at 6:40 pm

Well, EmiLoca, you looking good!!!!  :D


lol, but sorry I'm already taken

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Armstrong on 06/12/04 at 1:41 am

she's 15 STG.... =). Just a word of warning from one adult male to another... =)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: lebeiw15 on 06/13/04 at 9:10 pm

This is a picture of lebeiw15 naked:

http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/lebeiw15/brand_newst.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 06/13/04 at 10:58 pm

A minor, yes.  Single?  Yes!!!  ;)  Just kidding. 

That's not naked, lebeiw...I'm so disappointed!  Nice picture, though.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: lebeiw15 on 06/15/04 at 8:30 pm


A minor, yes.  Single?  Yes!!!   ;)  Just kidding. 

That's not naked, lebeiw...I'm so disappointed!  Nice picture, though.

Why thank ya.  You too!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: lebeiw15 on 06/15/04 at 8:30 pm


she's 15 STG.... =). Just a word of warning from one adult male to another... =)

Woo!  I'm 15 though.. ::) ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 06/16/04 at 3:19 am

Oh drat, I had several pics of me when I was a national finalist in a writing comp a few years back, and then ones from when I was a tot in primary school, but they've all gone since then. Well, let's see... I guess you can describe me as Prince William with Down Syndrome.
And Tourette's.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 06/16/04 at 3:25 am

VICTORY! After wacking my name in Google (not many Luke Brattoni's to choose from) I scorunged up a pic of me at the start of our merry terms in Year 9.
I'm the one in the middle with the black mask, and the URL won't change throughout the site for some reason, so:
1) Go www.as.edu.au
2) Click 'News and Events'
3) Click 'Binghi Magazine'
View 2001 Term 1

All that effort for a disgusting shock to the system...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: SI-MAE on 06/16/04 at 8:02 pm

If you wish to see Apricot and what he looks like,

1. Go to http://maddox.xmission.com
2. Go to "A Tribute to Real Men"
3. Press Control and F to bring up the find menu
4. Type in "Captain". You should see my image right away.
5. While you're at it, check out Maddox's work. It's great! Take it from me, the murderin' drinkin' alcoholic.



This is not me. I look just likenotthis.God, I'm so fat.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: lebeiw15 on 06/16/04 at 9:52 pm

Another pic of me can be found here: http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/lebeiw15/IMG01.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 06/16/04 at 11:33 pm

Luke - Nice picture!  I love the expression on your face, and I never envisioned you with green eyes, discolored skin OR yellow teeth.  Your smile is really quite huge, but I feel your pain - puberty always hits the mouth first. Just one thing, though - who's that funny-looking kid behind you? 

SI-MAE - I knew Apricot had faical hair.

lebeiw15 - The creepiest thing - you look nearly identical like my friend's homecoming date last year. You related to any Snyders?  Holy moly, everyone here looks like someone I know or once knew...  :o



Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: SI-MAE on 06/17/04 at 7:51 pm

That's right, EmiLoca. I have facial hair, I killed a shark with my bare hands, I regularly punch out lizards, and my fist makes sounds when I punch things.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 06/18/04 at 10:33 am

SI-MAE, I think you'll find EmiLoca was referring to the slightly fluffy skin that you find on an apricot (the fruity variety, not the parody-authoring type)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: ChuckyG on 06/25/04 at 11:07 am

I removed all the off topic posts... let's try and keep this thread ON TOPIC folks... pictures not arguments about names or other silly nonsense

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rick D on 06/25/04 at 3:27 pm

Thank you Chuck, for being the vice of raison. I mean, the choice of teasin'.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 06/25/04 at 10:26 pm


I removed all the off topic posts... let's try and keep this thread ON TOPIC folks... pictures not arguments about names or other silly nonsense


Thanks from me too, Chuck.  Let's be silly, or let's have some nonsense, but let's not argue about silly nonsense - arguing about silly nonsense makes no sense and is silly.  Let's argue only about serious nonsense or sensible silliness.  And everything I just wrote here is silly nonsense.  Did I make any sense at all?  Silly me!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: MAD Mari on 06/26/04 at 5:53 pm

Johnny:  Yes, your comments made sense to me.  Should I be worried?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 06/26/04 at 7:31 pm


Johnny:  Yes, your comments made sense to me.  Should I be worried?


Yes, and you should immediately start drinking heavily at Pat Sajak Fan Club meetings.  Vanna White must eat a lot of fiber, considering how many vowel movements she produces during a typical episode of Wheel of Fortune.

Ahhhhh, that was a very satisfying non-sequitorial brain zasm!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: PRobinson on 06/27/04 at 12:40 am




Thanks from me too, Chuck.  Let's be silly, or let's have some nonsense, but let's not argue about silly nonsense - arguing about silly nonsense makes no sense and is silly.  Let's argue only about serious nonsense or sensible silliness.  And everything I just wrote here is silly nonsense.  Did I make any sense at all?   Silly me!


JD - Well that's silly...but I don't think it's nonsense.  But sometimes I really can't tell - often a good quality for a parody-writer, I've found...

Hey, did those .mp3 files get through?  I sent them Thursday night, I believe.

pr

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 06/27/04 at 1:05 am




JD - Well that's silly...but I don't think it's nonsense.  But sometimes I really can't tell - often a good quality for a parody-writer, I've found...

Hey, did those .mp3 files get through?  I sent them Thursday night, I believe.

pr




Hi PR - yup, got 'em, haven't heard 'em yet..... I will check them out and either PM or email you afterwards...thanks!

Johnny D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: adagio on 06/27/04 at 7:05 am

  My avitar is currently my photo.. ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: K1chyd on 06/28/04 at 10:02 am

Hmmm... Let´s see if this works or if I´m too ugly to be acceptet by your browsers.<BR><BR>
<IMG SRC="http://home9.swipnet.se/~w-94089/peter/bilder/pa2002.gif"><BR><BR>
<IMG SRC="http://home9.swipnet.se/~w-94089/peter/bilder/pa2001.jpg"><BR><BR>
  //  Peter "K1chyd" Andersson

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: SI-MAE on 06/28/04 at 3:08 pm


I removed all the off topic posts... let's try and keep this thread ON TOPIC folks... pictures not arguments about names or other silly nonsense


I would actually like to thank you for doing that. I didn't want to get into any stupid arguments, but I wasn't going to stand back and be attacked.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: 2nz on 06/28/04 at 11:47 pm

I'm not certain where to post the image online, so I'll just make it me icon on all me posts.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 06/29/04 at 12:04 pm

Yeah...I have a picture of me and Vin Diesel that I am debating posting...but come on...that ruins all the mystery...I mean...you all know I'm enormously cute...isn't that enough??

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: 2nz on 06/29/04 at 1:16 pm

The all knowing server cannot be found, so I'm confused as to how to show you my picture. Wish I had a website to post it on...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 06/29/04 at 2:52 pm

You mean you can't upload it as your little side picture deal?  2nz!!  :\'(

You could email it to me...I'll show you mine if you show me yours... ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 06/29/04 at 4:05 pm

Arwen, you flirt.  That's it...coming next week to a Parody writers photo thread near you...EMI GONE LOCA - UNCENSORED.  :D  Admission is five dollars per eye. 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 06/29/04 at 4:31 pm

Me???  A flirt???  You've gotta be kidding...Honestly... ;)

Not sure I'll be able to afford viewing your photos, Emi...I'm broke.  But I did just land myself a kick-ass new job...so maybe I'll be able to check it out next month... :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 06/29/04 at 10:28 pm

Excellent.  Shall I put you on "The List"? 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: lebeiw15 on 06/29/04 at 11:28 pm


Excellent.  Shall I put you on "The List"? 

I made 40 dollars today.


















Just letting you know.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 06/29/04 at 11:46 pm


Excellent.  Shall I put you on "The List"? 


Of course!  I insist on being on EVERY list...

Well...the important/cool lists anyway...

I'm kind of against some lists...Mobster's hit lists, for example...try to steer clear of those...as a personal rule...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: ChuckyG on 07/01/04 at 8:31 am

I recommend checking out the following link for instructions on how to post a picture here (lots of pictures of screen shots, etc)

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,1147.0.html

you don't need a webserver to host your pictures

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: 2nz on 07/01/04 at 8:57 am

Prepare to get sick of my face:

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: 2nz on 07/01/04 at 9:00 am

Handsome, huh? Oh, and here's two of me and my sister. We're smiling in one and we're, well, not smiling in the other. Haves a GREAT month everybody.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/01/04 at 9:53 am

Not sure I could EVER get sick of your face, 2nz!!  Look how cute you are!!!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/01/04 at 11:11 am


You mean you can't upload it as your little side picture deal?  2nz!!   :\'(

You could email it to me...I'll show you mine if you show me yours... ;)


Okay...a promise is a promise, I guess.  Here you go...but Disclaimers first...NUMBER 1...I don't wear those glasses anymore...eeek, really, that I ever did.  NUMBER 2...My hair is a lot longer now...and the only reason it's fixed like that is because I was at a Halloween party when the picture was taken...I was Shirley Temple.  My date...as you can see...was...um...Vin Diesel...



Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: 2nz on 07/01/04 at 3:07 pm

Your a lady of your word, and I'm very happy to see that. Still the sexiest elf I know, although the ears were different in me mind. So all I gotta do is take out Vin Diesel and Kristof to, as your quote states, '''claim''' you. I think Kristof would put up a better fight but your worth it ;). Take care Arwen.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/01/04 at 4:07 pm

Hooray...you wanna claim me!!  Heehee... :)  You really are VERY good at making me smile, 2nz...come back soon, okay???  I miss you already!  :\'(

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 07/01/04 at 5:35 pm

Woa, Arwen...you look EXACTLY like my aunt.  And that's not a bad thing, not calling you old or anything.  But I'm seriously beginning to frighten.  That's four people in this thread who are nearly identical to people in my "real" life.  Cue "Twilight Zone" theme, please? 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/01/04 at 5:43 pm

If anything, you're just calling your aunt very youthful...I think. 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/01/04 at 6:23 pm


If anything, you're just calling your aunt very youthful...I think. 


Oh yeah...and not to mention...your aunt is obviously very Very VERY cute... :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 07/01/04 at 7:13 pm

Of course.  As cute as they come.

Speaking of which...  ;)

Just kidding.  This is a random picture of my cousin and I messing around with choral vestments. Hmm...I wonder which one I am.  Could it possibly be the one with yellow lines sticking out from her head?  The half-face on the far left is my sister, because she didn't want her picture out on the internet.  Frankly, no one else does, either. 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Leo Jay on 07/08/04 at 11:01 pm

Geez, such a good-looking group!  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Armstrong on 07/13/04 at 10:59 am

finally got one of mike and me together... with a pretty girl in the middle to boot!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 07/13/04 at 4:27 pm

I think we should have an AmIRight calendar.  You know, with photos of us sizzlin' hot parody authors for every month.  And then, maybe inspirational excerpts of songs by each date. You know, like "You're so beertiful" and "Wonderful MEEE!".  Heck, I'd buy it.  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/13/04 at 9:56 pm

Dr. Lyman Hall, delegate from the colony of Georgia to the Second Continental Congress in 1776, thinks that an "Amiright Parody Authors Calendar" would be just the thing to scare away the Redcoats!

(Or is that Johnny D in "18th Century Drag" doing his "Elton John" impression?)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 07/14/04 at 9:44 am

Is that what you were wearing when you recorded "Rocket Spam?"

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/14/04 at 9:51 am


Is that what you were wearing when you recorded "Rocket Spam?"


Nope...when I recorded "Rocket Spam", I think I was wearing boxers and a T-shirt.  ;D  Now THERE's a scary thought!  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Leo Jay on 07/14/04 at 10:06 am




Nope...when I recorded "Rocket Spam", I think I was wearing boxers and a T-shirt.  ;D  Now THERE's a scary thought!  ;D


Hey, it coulda been a halter and a g-string -- things could always be worse.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 07/14/04 at 10:18 am

Leo, you carry on like that I'm gonna sue for mental damage...

What a picture to put in someone's mind

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 07/14/04 at 11:40 am

*twitches*

Thanks, Leo Jay.  Thanks a lot. 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 07/14/04 at 3:25 pm

This is me.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/14/04 at 3:31 pm

I'd hate to see a better picture, Princess Kicksass...you're DAZZLING in this one!!!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 07/14/04 at 4:27 pm

Dazzling?  My darling Arwen, as much as I appreciate your comment I strongly suggest you put the glasses back on that you discarded from your adorable Shirley Temple photo...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/14/04 at 4:41 pm

Are you trying to trick me into being less adorable so that you can be the cutest girl on this page??  Oh wait...I'm not on this page...well, either way...FORGET IT!! 

Anyway...I gave those glasses to an annoying neighbor kid because he wanted to play with them.  He's legally blind now...but hell, I couldn't deal with the whining.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/14/04 at 6:37 pm


LMFAO!  Girl, we are SO hanging out next time you come to Utah!  You are just the coolest...


Spaff and I are already planning my next trip to Utah...and you're included...check out the comments on his "Blind Dates..." parody.

Do you have any choreography (pronounced:for the sake of my own joy: chor-ee-oh-graph'-ee) ideas?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/14/04 at 9:45 pm




I'm sorry...I'm still laughing at your comments on "Blind Dates."  Do you know how long it's been since I've heard the phrase "Sharing Time?"  I can't WAIT for our "Extravaganza of Dance."  I wonder if there's something on DDR that will help us...




Except for um...it's supposed to be good.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: K1chyd on 07/15/04 at 10:06 am




Hey Peter, love your Luke Skywalker photo!  (That's who it is, isn't it?  I'm not a huge Star Wars fan...)  Anyway, it's very creative and gave me a chuckle!



Are you assuming that´s a lightsword? ;-)

Oh well, it is, the force is near in you cos that´s originally a picture of Obi-Wan Kanobi, from "the phantom menace". I Made a picture of my brother´s kid as a Jedi, and then went on to do one of myself as well.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/15/04 at 11:18 am




Oh...right...well then I'm pretty sure we're screwed...


Not really...I have a feeling that you and I are natural born chor-ee-oh-graph-ers who don't need no DDR to do the dirty work for us.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 07/15/04 at 11:21 am


Are you assuming that´s a lightsword? ;-)

Well, if it's a fluorescent condom, then I guess you're fully sterile by now ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 07/15/04 at 2:31 pm

Nice picture, Mr. D.  Very dignified.  Very disturbing.

And AKA, thanks to your picture, I have now finally figured out that your first name is NOT Ash Kicksass...you thought you could fool us all, didn't you, ASHLEY KICKSASS???  Ha-ha, I've revealed your true identity!  Now all I need are the last three digits of your Social Security number. 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Leo Jay on 07/15/04 at 3:17 pm

Hey Ash's name now shows up on my screen as 'Ashkicksa*s' -- did she change it, or did some weird prudish government-sponsored virus program get leaked onto the Internet by Attorney General Asscropped and infiltrate my PC?

I have recently had a problem viewing certain foreign characters like umlauts and tildes, so I thought this might the same variety of nefarious cyber-treachery...  I know some of those wackos are xenophobic too, so they probably fear any words with accents.  "Let's save the Internet from evil foreign influence!!!  Rally 'round the flag, boys, like true Americans!!!" (And you gals can do your part by standing by supportively, smiling demurely and politely applauding  -- yeah, just like that... oh my, don't you just look purty!).

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/15/04 at 5:04 pm


Hey Ash's name now shows up on my screen as 'Ashkicksa*s' -- did she change it, or did some weird prudish government-sponsored virus program get leaked onto the Internet by Attorney General Asscropped and infiltrate my PC?

I have recently had a problem viewing certain foreign characters like umlauts and tildes, so I thought this might the same variety of nefarious cyber-treachery...  I know some of those wackos are xenophobic too, so they probably fear any words with accents.  "Let's save the Internet from evil foreign influence!!!  Rally 'round the flag, boys, like true Americans!!!" (And you gals can do your part by standing by supportively, smiling demurely and politely applauding  -- yeah, just like that... oh my, don't you just look purty!).



I would be willing to bet my next pay check that she didn't change it.  She's so proudy of her Kickassiness...she wouldn't defile that with an asterisk!!!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 07/15/04 at 5:39 pm

Leo - No I didn't change it!  As if!  It IS some ridiculous form of internet treachery!  Stupid Asscropped!  (LOL, btw.)  Anyway, it makes me feel like less of an ass kicker if there's a * in my name.  And less of a woman for that matter...

Arwen - I really am quite proudy.  And I really am mocking you right now.

And Emi - LOL.  I am soooo busted.  It's time to go into the Ass Kicker Protection Program...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Leo Jay on 07/15/04 at 6:00 pm

Hmm, this cyber-censorship is really freakin' me out a bit. 

It's curious, because it's only censored on the left, as her identity.  It appears unaltered when someone just writes "Ashkicksass" in the text of their message.

(Duh -- I just now got that by the way: "Ashley kicks ass" -- I'm a smart-ass, but not too smart...).

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/15/04 at 7:32 pm


Leo - No I didn't change it!  As if!  It IS some ridiculous form of internet treachery!  Stupid Asscropped!  (LOL, btw.)  Anyway, it makes me feel like less of an a** kicker if there's a * in my name.  And less of a woman for that matter...

Arwen - I really am quite proudy.  And I really am mocking you right now.

And Emi - LOL.  I am soooo busted.  It's time to go into the a** Kicker Protection Program...


There really isn't anyone I'd rather have mock my lack of grammatical perfection...you know it all little beast... ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Leo Jay on 07/15/04 at 11:05 pm


Dr. Lyman Hall, delegate from the colony of Georgia...

Looking at your profile pic, though, I can't help but think you'd have made the poifect Ben Franklin...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/16/04 at 11:14 am



Looking at your profile pic, though, I can't help but think you'd have made the poifect Ben Franklin...


Thank you, Leo.  When I went to audition, I intended to try-out for the role of Stephen Hopkins, the cranky, crusty, rum-drinking loud-mouth from Rhode Island.  After my first audition, the women on the board suggested I consider reading for the part of Ben Franklin.....I have chest-length hair, a very high forehead, and a bigger-than-average belly, so they thought I looked the part.  At call-backs, they had me and one other guy read the part of Ben Franklin about a dozen times each!  They also had me read Stephen Hopkins, Rev. John Witherspoon, and Dr. Lyman Hall, and they eventually decided they wanted me in the role of Hall, which was perfectly OK with me ..... after all, "1776" is the first show in which I have performed in 23 years!  ;D

Most of the cast of "1776" marched in Concord's annual Patriots Day Parade this year ..... They didn't have a wig or hair-style ready for me yet, so I marched with my regular long hair hanging down from a part-in-the-middle-up-top.  I also wore my wire-rim glasses.  The guy who was cast as Ben Franklin, however, had to wear a tri-corn hat, since they didn't have his bald-head-and-hair Franklin-wig ready yet.  During the parade, over and over and over again, spectators lining the parade-route kept shouting to me, "Hi Ben!"  "Hey, Ben!"  "Ben Franklin!"  One of my fellow cast members marching next to me eventually leaned over to me and said, "Don't fight it."  So for the rest of the parade, I cheerfully responded to the spectators' calls of "Hi Ben!"

Johnny D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: meow78223 on 07/26/04 at 7:55 pm

Me and Spot

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: meow78223 on 07/26/04 at 7:56 pm

Btw, for those of you who don't know, I'm Michael McVey, and I post parodies under my real name.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/26/04 at 11:03 pm

This past Sunday, July 25, six members of The Concord Players --- yours truly included --- performed "The Concord Prologue" in Depot Square in Lexington, Massachusetts, as part of a day-long set of patriotic and historical events centered around a re-enactment of The Skirmish at Lexington Green.  Delegates from the Democratic National Convention were in attendance.  "The Concord Prologue" is a 10-to-15 minute play, the script for which was taken directly from actual letters and journals written by people who lived in the Boston/Lexington/Concord area in 1773-1776.  In this photograph, from left to right, we have "Sam Adams", "Hannah Winthrop", "Mercy Otis Warren", "John Andrews" (a.k.a. Johnny D), "Phoebe Emerson", and "Rev. William Emerson".  The individual I portrayed, "John Andrews", was a Boston merchant and selectman who lived in Boston during the British occupation that began following the Boston Tea Party in 1773 and that ended on St. Patrick's Day in 1776 when the British fleet evacuated Boston harbor after intense bombardment from George Washington's Continental Army.

"The Concord Prologue" connects the events in the Boston/Lexington/Concord area in 1773-1776 (the Boston Tea Party, the British occupation of Boston, the Skirmish at Lexington Green, the Concord Fight at the Old North Bridge) with the convening of The Second Continental Congress in Philadelphia in May 1776 for the writing, the debate, and in July the signing, of The Declaration of Independence.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 07/27/04 at 10:00 am


This past Sunday, July 25, six members of The Concord Players --- yours truly included --- performed "The Concord Prologue" in Depot Square in Lexington, Massachusetts, as part of a day-long set of patriotic and historical events centered around a re-enactment of The Skirmish at Lexington Green.  Delegates from the Democratic National Convention were in attendance.  "The Concord Prologue" is a 15 minute play, the script for which was taken directly from actual letters and journals written by people who lived in the Boston/Lexington/Concord area in 1773-1776.  In this photograph, from left to right, we have "Sam Adams", "Hannah Winthrop", "Mercy Otis Warren", "John Andrews" (a.k.a. Johnny D), "Phoebe Emerson", and "Rev. William Emerson".  The individual I portrayed, "John Andrews", was a Boston merchant and selectman who lived in Boston during the British occupation that began following the Boston Tea Party in 1773 and that ended on St. Patrick's Day in 1776 when the British fleet evacuated Boston harbor under intense bombardment from George Washington's Continental Army.

"The Concord Prologue" connects the events in the Boston/Lexington/Concord area in 1773-1776 (the Boston Tea Party, the British occupation of Boston, the Skirmish at Lexington Green, the Concord Fight at the Old North Bridge) with the convening of The Second Continental Congress in Philadelphia in May 1776 for the writing, the debate, and in July the signing, of The Declaration of Independence.


Johnny, that's awesome.  I bet it was a blast!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/27/04 at 6:07 pm




Johnny, that's awesome.  I bet it was a blast!


Thank you, Ash!  Yes, it was a blast indeed!  I submitted a parody for tomorrow's posting that kind of sums-up my reflections on American Revolutionary history, following my performances in both "1776" as Dr. Lyman Hall and in "The Concord Prologue" as John Andrews.  It's my first solo parody of Don McLean's song "American Pie", and its title is "American Pride".

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: K1chyd on 07/28/04 at 11:10 am

::) I really don´t see what this has got to do with author photos/presentations anymore. Why don´t the two of you just get a ro... go into private conversation. It´s easy, just click the "Offline" link...  ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/28/04 at 11:40 am



This is NOT a picture of me.  But I'm a Parody Author...and it's a picture...so...I'm posting it here...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: K1chyd on 07/28/04 at 12:09 pm


K1...I'm sorry...you'll have to move your request to the "I'm Going to Boss People Around For No Reason" thread.  Or...you could start it...but nobody would join you.


That was... a bit harsh methinks. I did put two smiles in so as not to be misunderstood as "bossy".

Seems that not only the apperance of these boards have changed during my last busy term in school, but also the way they are used (much more private stuff in public threads) and the tone of the responses... :-(

Luckily I´m like The Borg, I´ll adapt.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/28/04 at 12:24 pm

Anyone who's new to this thread is going to be totally confused...but I've taken a lot of my comments off...as they don't belong on this thread...sorry.


By the way...I like pickle angels of a seemingly Asian origin.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: K1chyd on 07/28/04 at 12:44 pm




I'm sorry, K1chyd, but you'll really need to add a photo to your reply if you want it to be considered valid. 




Okkies, that´s me too the left now. The little guy in the yellow outfit.

And for the record, My mistake to make it look personal with "you two..." (I was thinking Jonny and Arwen though, not the pair of you). I have no problem with pps using these forums to learn to know eachother. Just surprised to see that the "Parody" forum, with so many to choose between, have turned that way.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/28/04 at 12:55 pm

this is just another picture that i couldn't get myself to delete...but the mean comment is gone...so...it's okay, right?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/28/04 at 1:41 pm

Inquiring minds want to know...

Which is Ashkicksass and which is Arwen? ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Leo Jay on 07/28/04 at 1:43 pm




I will be happy to post offline, K1chyd if you will please go and tell everyone else on this message board with off topic conversations that they have to leave too.

Woo-HOO! 
If ever I need a reminder not to mess with you gals, please refer me to this post...  ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Leo Jay on 07/28/04 at 1:47 pm

Besides, the initial post reads as follows:


http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/76/80/songwriter1957Photos/4/6.jpg

Parody authors
Wild Man and Diva

I thought It would be fun for everyone to have thread to post photos.

So, If any parodists would like to add some pictures onto the thread,
or music funnies, or whatever ...  tag along!

Diva   


I think 'off-topic' banter and comraderie qualifies as "whatever", so it seems to me that no random picture posting is even required for your posts to be considered 'ON topic'.
Though they are amusing...  ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/28/04 at 2:02 pm


Inquiring minds want to know...

Which is Ashkicksass and which is Arwen? ;D




Well...I don't know...but the Empress is a better dresser...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Leo Jay on 07/28/04 at 2:05 pm

Well, you know what they say: 'Dress to empress'

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/28/04 at 2:13 pm


Well, you know what they say: 'Dress to empress'


You clever dog!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 07/28/04 at 2:42 pm




Well...I don't know...but the Empress is a better dresser...


Sorry for the delay all.

The Empress has my hair, but I'm partial to the High Priestess' hat.  Arwen, I'll let you pick.

LOL on the Boxer photo Arwen.  I think that Know 1 Will Mess With Us Anymore gets the point.  And Leo, thanks for your great comments.  I knew there was a reason we liked you!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/28/04 at 2:50 pm

Oh thank HEAVENS that you are back! 

And as far as the pictures go...I think I'll be the Empress...you can keep the hat, I guess.  Although, I'm sure that all the boys will start liking you the best, as the High Priestess, because of the advertising on the pillars around her...

And ditto on Leo...he can be part of our club if he wants to.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 07/28/04 at 3:01 pm




Oh thank HEAVENS that you are back!  LOL (seriously OL) @ the K1wmwua comment...I think we've proved our point.

And as far as the pictures go...I think I'll be the Empress...you can keep the hat, I guess.  Although, I'm sure that all the boys will start liking you the best, as the High Priestess, because of the advertising on the pillars around her...

And ditto on Leo...he can be part of our club if he wants to.


Oh Arwen!  Now I'm LingOL!  "Advertising..."  I didn't even catch it!  Are you sure you don't want to snatch that one up?

And I'm so glad you've attached another photo of yourself.  I definitely prefer that one to the Shirley Temple pic.  I've attached another one of me as well...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 07/28/04 at 3:58 pm




No really...you can have it.  I depend entirely on word of mouth for my advertising...

And no problem with the new photo.  That was the night of my senior prom, by the way...




And you're just bewitching! 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 07/28/04 at 4:10 pm




And you're just bewitching! 


I don't think anyone needs to ask who the Prom queen was...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Leo Jay on 07/28/04 at 11:27 pm


... I'm sure that all the boys will start liking you the best, as the High Priestess, because of the advertising on the pillars around her...


Hah!  I noticed that advertising too, but didn't want to be a dirty birdie and point it out.


And ditto on Leo...he can be part of our club if he wants to.


Aw, thanks.  I'd get a room hang out with you guys anytime.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: 2nz on 07/29/04 at 7:21 pm

In reference to the last 5 or so pages of the thread, nice 'photos' everyone...

Oh, and I'm never going to be sarcastic again... ever...

Anyhoo, I'm gonna throw some Italian vacation photos up here soon, if anybody's interested.
And look for some cool group photos to come out of the upcoming August 13th authors meet in NYC.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: 2nz on 08/02/04 at 6:24 pm

So, I'm back from Rome. It was an amazing trip. I won't drone on too much, but Florence is wonderful and rich full of Renaissance art and sculpture, Assisi has St. Francis at the edge of it's beautiful, cobblestone town overlooking Perugia and the rolling hills of Italy, and Amalfi, besides being beautiful, has sea urchins. I do not mention Rome and Capri here because the english language cannot do these places justice. Bellissima!

Anyhow, here are some photos to try and show a fraction of the beauty of this amazing country.

An interesting fact about the music in Italy is that half of what they listen to, if not a bit more, is American music. Eminem is big there, and I believe the number one song was "F*#k it, I don't want you back". You have to remember they don't censor the same set of words over there that we do over here  ;D. Made for some interesting juxtapositions: Italian marvels like the Colosseum with American cursing in the background.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: 2nz on 08/02/04 at 6:25 pm

Couple more coming  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: 2nz on 08/02/04 at 6:26 pm

2 more...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: 2nz on 08/02/04 at 6:27 pm

1 more...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: 2nz on 08/02/04 at 6:30 pm

;D Believe me, if it looks good now, it looked so much better in person. Enjoy everybody. ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 08/02/04 at 6:35 pm

Whoa, awesome photos, dude, thanks!  8)  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 08/03/04 at 9:21 am


;D Believe me, if it looks good now, it looked so much better in person. Enjoy everybody. ;D


Wow, 2nz.  I don't think it's humanly possible for me to be any more jealous than I am right now.  Thank you for sharing these with us.  It looks like your trip was amazing...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 08/04/04 at 1:24 pm

The Governor of California has given so many of us parody writers such wonderful fodder for our parodies that I think he deserves to be honored here on the Photo Thread....  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 08/04/04 at 3:10 pm


The Governor of California has given so many of us parody writers such wonderful fodder for our parodies that I think he deserves to be honored here on the Photo Thread....  ;D


Well, I've never parodied him before...but he's as sexy as all hell...and is probably going to be my new boyfriend...so I think Kenny Chesney deserves to have his picture here, too... ;)

;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: PRobinson on 08/05/04 at 1:07 am

2nz - Great pix of your trip!  Well,  I'm part-way to posting a picture of myself here.  Just figured out how to work my 99 cent store camera and got some decent shots. Since they are "regular" film photos with those "old-fashioned" negatives,  I now have to see how to get them digitized so I can download them to my PC hard-drive and send them in.  I've been told Sav-On or Rite-Aid Drugstores have machines available that can do that so I'll be checking that out soon.  I know you all can hardly wait, but you'll just have to...

pr

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Cookie-man on 08/05/04 at 4:49 pm

I don't know why in the HELL I am doing this, but here is a photo of me last Halloween........

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 08/05/04 at 4:50 pm


I don't know why in the HELL I am doing this, but here is a photo of me last Halloween........


You're doing it because you're FABulous, Cookie!  Duh!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 08/05/04 at 4:52 pm


I don't know why in the HELL I am doing this, but here is a photo of me last Halloween........



Oh my God, I'm DYING!  That is AWESOME Cookie!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Cookie-man on 08/05/04 at 5:00 pm

They say that big girls don't cry, but I think I am getting a little misty........... :\'(
Thanks!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 08/05/04 at 5:31 pm


Cookie-man, I thought I was clowning-around big-time when I posted my theatrical 18th-century costume pictures....but now, I've gotta say.....dude, you've got some serious stones, an awesome sense of humor, and a hilariously uninhibited dose of self-esteem that I deeply respect!  YEAH!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D !

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Cookie-man on 08/05/04 at 5:45 pm

Thanks Johnny!  Unfortunately that is actually a GOOD picture of me.  I was trying to do the whole bearded lady routine, but it just didn't quite work out that way..... :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ahnonamis on 08/06/04 at 1:46 am

Here's my picture.  Remember, I have certain obligations due to my name.  (though it was fun the couple times I've been on stage to perform to wear a mask(rap))



Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: agrimorfee on 08/06/04 at 3:27 pm


Here's my picture.  Remember, I have certain obligations due to my name. 


Wait, are you Thomas Pynchon, or J.D. SAlinger? ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: jreuben on 08/10/04 at 9:55 pm

Arwen, take a picture with your eyes crossed (REALLY crossed good!) and I'll put it on the cover of the Cross Eyed Girl album (if I ever come up with that  :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Diva on 08/10/04 at 11:01 pm

:)  Diva here, and sorry for the long absence. I've had some horrific  :\'( Problems with my PC>

I must say-- I am so very pleased that, this thread is so popular!

Have fun all- I'll Check back with you all again!

xxxooo
Diva aka Linda

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 08/10/04 at 11:48 pm


Arwen, take a picture with your eyes crossed (REALLY crossed good!) and I'll put it on the cover of the Cross Eyed Girl album (if I ever come up with that  :D


Oh!!  I would be more than honored!!!  :) :) :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 08/11/04 at 10:46 pm

Behold....

The Kramer

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EthanM on 08/12/04 at 11:47 am

this is me in my cross country uniform

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 08/12/04 at 12:08 pm


Behold....

The Kramer


Or something like this?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 08/12/04 at 12:15 pm

While I'm playing around... do you think I should change my avatar to this:

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 08/12/04 at 12:17 pm




Or something like this?



Yes, but you cannot look away!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 08/12/04 at 12:29 pm


While I'm playing around... do you think I should change my avatar to this:



No, I recommend the following instead:

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: jreuben on 08/12/04 at 10:40 pm

Okay, couldn't figure out how to upload the picture directly, but here's a link to the Jeff Reuben Dancing Machine  ;D

http://www.ogterps.com/images/yjb.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: karen on 08/13/04 at 4:28 am


Okay, couldn't figure out how to upload the picture directly, but here's a link to the Jeff Reuben Dancing Machine  ;D

http://www.ogterps.com/images/yjb.jpg


Nice waistcoat, smooth mover!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 08/13/04 at 4:00 pm

ok, I dont know which pics I have posted before, so Im gonna post them all again here:


http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/Untitled-2.jpg

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/nonyogurt.jpg


ok, I must explain these....as some of you know, I am a writer for Nonsense Humor Magazine out of Hofstra University....the last issue we did was the "DVD Commentary issue" (aka "Non-Fiction"),, anyway, the issue was filled with stuff that would be bonus material on a DVD, like cut material from other issues, bloopers, the making of, and alternate covers......these were two alternate covers that we shot just for this issue (we never expected to do these issues, but I assure you, both were suggested lol..including the "Yogurt issue")..I was the visual motif for the issue, and so Im on both alternate cover (Im the guy lol)


this next one was taken at work....I dont know how I did that face, but I bet I cant do it again if you pay me...I look like Im crazy here:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billyscary.jpg


This next pic has been called "Billy doing Brando doing Hamlet".....Im not so sure why:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billybrando.jpg

This is a pic form my prom (a few years ago!!!)....I look goofy, and so I dont like this pic, but Im posting it anyway:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/Billy_prom.jpg


this cartoon was in issue 113 of Nonsense last year (the Future issue)..it was on a page of "Future inventions"...this was the last pic of a series of 3 that demonstrated the "internet Stabber 2.0"....it was a stupid joke, but whatever..I didnt draw this pic, but I still find it histerical..its me if you hjavent realized it....me getting stabbed in the face by a comp

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billycartoon.jpg


heres a pic when I met Art Linkletter:
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billyartLink.jpg


oh and by the way...sorry for the crappy photoshop job of eraseing stuff....I suck in photoshop


oh and another thing: On the two alternate covers...theres commentary and pics of things like a lightbulb with devil horns....since the issue was the "DVD commentary issue" we commented on everything, saying why it was cut or whatever....and the pics are fromt he legend ont he editorial page, which is just used for an easier understanding of why it was cut: the light bulb means "Bad idea", the genitalia means that ther was "Sexual inuendo", the Pants mean that there was "Too much or too little pants present " (my pants look HUGE in that pic) and the Bear is "There are no bears" lol..we needed a non sequator one lol


there you go

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 08/13/04 at 4:17 pm

Well, as long as we're posting links to photos-on-the-web, here's a high-resolution (that means HUGE) photograph of The Concord Players cast of "1776" taken in The Great Hall of Faneuil Hall, Boston, Massachusetts, on July 17, 2004, after the final performance of "1776".

http://www.concordplayers.org/1776/castpix/FHall-full_REV2.jpg

I'm the dude in the powder-blue-and-gold coat at the far-right end of the back-row.  :)

The guy kneeling at the center of the front row, wearing glasses and resting his head in his left hand, was the actor in the " Hai Karate " after-shave/cologne TV commercials in the 1970's --- I kid you not --- he's our photographer & webmaster.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 08/13/04 at 4:21 pm



http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/Untitled-2.jpg


Billy...I have to admit that when I first clicked on this link, I thought it was a picture of Uncle Kracker...

(who, coincidentally, I recently saw in concert...and this might surprise you all...but that guy swears a whole HELL of a lot!)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 08/14/04 at 12:11 am




Billy...I have to admit that when I first clicked on this link, I thought it was a picture of Uncle Kracker...

(who, coincidentally, I recently saw in concert...and this might surprise you all...but that guy swears a whole HELL of a lot!)



lol, never got that one before lol

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 08/14/04 at 10:25 am


ok, I dont know which pics I have posted before, so Im gonna post them all again here:


http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/Untitled-2.jpg

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/nonyogurt.jpg


ok, I must explain these....as some of you know, I am a writer for Nonsense Humor Magazine out of Hofstra University....the last issue we did was the "DVD Commentary issue" (aka "Non-Fiction"),, anyway, the issue was filled with stuff that would be bonus material on a DVD, like cut material from other issues, bloopers, the making of, and alternate covers......these were two alternate covers that we shot just for this issue (we never expected to do these issues, but I assure you, both were suggested lol..including the "Yogurt issue")..I was the visual motif for the issue, and so Im on both alternate cover (Im the guy lol)


this next one was taken at work....I dont know how I did that face, but I bet I cant do it again if you pay me...I look like Im crazy here:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billyscary.jpg


This next pic has been called "Billy doing Brando doing Hamlet".....Im not so sure why:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billybrando.jpg

This is a pic form my prom (a few years ago!!!)....I look goofy, and so I dont like this pic, but Im posting it anyway:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/Billy_prom.jpg


this cartoon was in issue 113 of Nonsense last year (the Future issue)..it was on a page of "Future inventions"...this was the last pic of a series of 3 that demonstrated the "internet Stabber 2.0"....it was a stupid joke, but whatever..I didnt draw this pic, but I still find it histerical..its me if you hjavent realized it....me getting stabbed in the face by a comp

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billycartoon.jpg


heres a pic when I met Art Linkletter:
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billyartLink.jpg


oh and by the way...sorry for the crappy photoshop job of eraseing stuff....I suck in photoshop


oh and another thing: On the two alternate covers...theres commentary and pics of things like a lightbulb with devil horns....since the issue was the "DVD commentary issue" we commented on everything, saying why it was cut or whatever....and the pics are fromt he legend ont he editorial page, which is just used for an easier understanding of why it was cut: the light bulb means "Bad idea", the genitalia means that ther was "Sexual inuendo", the Pants mean that there was "Too much or too little pants present " (my pants look HUGE in that pic) and the Bear is "There are no bears" lol..we needed a non sequator one lol


there you go




Great pictures, BF!  Thanks!  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 08/14/04 at 10:28 am


this is me in my cross country uniform





Great photo, Ethan.  I ran cross country, too (you'd never guess it lookin' at me now). 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 08/14/04 at 11:41 am


Okay, couldn't figure out how to upload the picture directly, but here's a link to the Jeff Reuben Dancing Machine  ;D

http://www.ogterps.com/images/yjb.jpg



Stayin' Alive!  Stayin' Alive!  Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha, Stayin' A-liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

;D

Great picture, JR!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: 2nz on 08/17/04 at 10:38 pm

Hey EVERYONE. Come to page 4 of the 'NYC Authors Meet'. There be some photos there, says I.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/04 at 1:10 am

Michael McVey and Guy DiRito met at Carraba's Ristorante in San Antonio, on 8/20/04 to eat and gossip about all the other
authors on the site.  Michael is the well groomed man in the Spurs T-shirt.  Guy is the bearded gentleman with the "Where in
the heck is Ausfahrt Germany" T-shirt on.

http://groups.msn.com/cartoonpicturesforcomputingchat/friends.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=163

Oh, I started a new topic on this one before I realized that this thread was here and stickied for this purpose.  Oh well if Chucky don't like the thread he can delete it. 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: BLO-TOWN on 08/22/04 at 10:36 pm

ok, i guess its about tim u guys get to look at me
http://community.webshots.com/photo/155739399/156295962FNGCOK
here's a pic of me, my pink tie and my date at prom. its one of thousands that exist of me online due to the fact that people I know, and some I don't, like taking pictures of me. its the only one i look good in however there are more if u want them or want to marry me...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 08/23/04 at 3:21 pm


ok, i guess its about tim u guys get to look at me
http://community.webshots.com/photo/155739399/156295962FNGCOK

I notice the caption to that photo is: "Marvin and his date. cute huh?"

...so which one's supposed to be the cute one?

;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: DoRitos on 08/27/04 at 8:10 am

San Antonio Amiright authors:

http://www.texrocks.com/AIW.html

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 08/30/04 at 1:54 am

Trialling my new avatar pic thingy. Yeccch.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 09/02/04 at 7:40 pm

Who's that in your avatar?  I think I saw his face on a milk carton once. 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/02/04 at 10:54 pm

Have youse seen ma boy? He done runned away frerm ma trailer! If youse is seen him-like, tell him he's mawma is missed him real bad.
;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/09/04 at 12:11 am

Finally it worked! I felt like a complete hacker with all the technical jargon I had to use in order for my pic to just bloody work. (For anyone wondering what the hell my previous comment is about, it was meant to be Mrs Briggs/Ms Mathers, female parental unit of Eminem)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 09/09/04 at 8:28 pm


(For anyone wondering what the hell my previous comment is about, it was meant to be Mrs Briggs/Ms Mathers, female parental unit of Eminem)


Oh...heh...yeah, her... :-\\  Yeah, I think my mom knows her from work... :-[

And as long as that blushing smiley face is there...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 09/10/04 at 4:31 pm

:-X Of course not...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 09/10/04 at 10:32 pm


I thought It would be fun for everyone to have thread to post photos.

So, If any parodists would like to add some pictures onto the thread...or whatever...



Ahem.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 09/11/04 at 2:44 pm

Fine, then.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/12/04 at 11:05 pm

Fine! *turns back and tanties*

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/12/04 at 11:09 pm

Oh, and everyone meet Amali Ward. This gorgeous creature is the primary reason I watch Australian Idol II and she's only 16!
Presenter: "Why do you want to be Australian Idol?"
Amali: "To prove to mainlanders that Tasmania is not just about incest."
Genius!
I could look at them... I mean 'her'... all afternoon! Such a firm grip, too... *gargles own saliva*

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 09/15/04 at 7:55 am

It's time to reveal my secret identity as PARODY NIGHTCLUB OWNER !

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 09/15/04 at 10:00 am


It's time to reveal my secret identity as PARODY NIGHTCLUB OWNER !


Nice!  If I come, will you get me right in?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 09/15/04 at 10:29 am


It's time to reveal my secret identity as PARODY NIGHTCLUB OWNER !


Yeah...it's cooler than my place...I have to admit it...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 09/15/04 at 10:44 am


Yeah...it's cooler than my place...I have to admit it...

..."The pigs are fresh"?

Well, you should stop that behaviour right away, you know: once the police think they get away with it...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 09/15/04 at 10:52 am



..."The pigs are fresh"?

Well, you should stop that behaviour right away, you know: once the police think they get away with it...


LOL!!!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 09/15/04 at 3:45 pm


It's time to reveal my secret identity as PARODY NIGHTCLUB OWNER !


I think we may have found a place for the national Amiright meeting...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 09/15/04 at 4:48 pm




I think we may have found a place for the national Amiright meeting...


Nice call Billy!  I am SOOO there...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/16/04 at 7:11 pm


It's time to reveal my secret identity as PARODY NIGHTCLUB OWNER !

Outstanding! I'll have to use my ancient Mongolian meditation methods to possess your body and do gigs on Friday nights! ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Apricot on 09/16/04 at 7:14 pm

Parody Nightclub? Strange, but I'm intrigued by the concept.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 09/18/04 at 5:34 pm



Outstanding! I'll have to use my ancient Mongolian meditation methods to possess your body and do gigs on Friday nights! ;)


I hope you have a qualified guru to instruct you, because using breathing and visualization techniques to redirect your consciousness through the central psychic nerve, out through the thousand-petaled-lotus, and into the consciousness-principle of another person is fraught with dangers unheard-of in today's scientifically-minded and skeptical society.

This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by Song Parody Writers Who Pretend To Know Something About Secret Mongolian Meditation Methods But Who Really Don't And Just Wanted To Sound Like Yoda For A Few Freakin' Seconds.

;D

(Hm!  Funny think you you are!  Too much time on your hands have you!)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/19/04 at 12:21 am


I hope you have a qualified guru to instruct you, because using breathing and visualization techniques to redirect your consciousness through the central psychic nerve, out through the thousand-petaled-lotus, and into the consciousness-principle of another person is fraught with dangers unheard-of in today's scientifically-minded and skeptical society.


Interesting, here in Australia we just douse ourselves in bandicoot urine, string ourselves upside-down from a eucalyptus tree with the intestines of a sacred platypus and gnaw on the earlobe of an Aboriginal elder singing the Australian Anthem backwards. (All, of course, being ancient Mongolian techniques)




A Mongolian guru smoking from a traditional meditation pipe

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 09/19/04 at 1:52 am




Interesting, here in Australia we just douse ourselves in bandicoot urine, string ourselves upside-down from a eucalyptus tree with the intestines of a sacred platypus and gnaw on the earlobe of an Aboriginal elder singing the Australian Anthem backwards. (All, of course, being ancient Mongolian techniques)




A Mongolian guru smoking from a traditional meditation pipe


Ha!  That's no Mongolian guru, that's an Aboriginal shaman!  Didja think you could fool me?  Is that picture unretouched, or didgeridoo it?

;D


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 09/19/04 at 4:40 pm




didgeridoo it?





LMAO!!!  You clever little scamp!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/19/04 at 5:43 pm


unretouched


AAAH HA HA HA HA HAAA! Quite the Punster! Nah, my pencil drawings are waaay better than that. I'd scan em, but there's only 3 days of official schooling left, and I use school computers for all netting etc. 3 Days more! Hoorah!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: SteveCav on 09/29/04 at 1:25 am

OK, I'm going to narrow down my identity for you to one of these two people:

http://www.nagrom.net/benjamin/5Months1.JPG

Note: replies cannot use the words "bald" or "tango".

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: karen on 09/29/04 at 4:32 am

Steve

Tell your dad not to drop you!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 09/29/04 at 9:06 am


Note: replies cannot use the words &quot;bald&quot; or &quot;tango&quot;.

Howsabout "follically challenged"?

...does this mean you're from this side of the pond, or are the Americans unlucky enough to have the same dire T-word ads?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/29/04 at 7:16 pm

May I firstly begin BALD TANGO...

...

...

...DAMMIT!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: SteveCav on 09/29/04 at 10:00 pm

I'm on the other side of the other pond.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: ChuckyG on 09/30/04 at 2:47 pm

here's me and Susan G in Bermuda...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 09/30/04 at 6:03 pm


here's me and Susan G in Bermuda...


Awww, y'all are so cute and so in love... I love the picture!  God bless you two, and best of luck!  ;D



Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 10/01/04 at 1:57 am

Susan G looks alot like my old drama teacher... who is called Susan! I'll just sit here and twitch whilst you enjoy yourselves.
By the way, I've heard of the Bermuda triangle, so was that photo taken at the Bermuda circle?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: jreuben on 10/01/04 at 9:23 am


here's me and Susan G in Bermuda...


Very cool, congratulations!  And great choice on the honeymoon!  (My wife and I got engaged there)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Apricot on 10/03/04 at 10:36 am

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Mewithacamera.jpg

That is I, Apricot. I'll try to get pictures of my bandmates, but don't count on it.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 10/03/04 at 6:39 pm


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Mewithacamera.jpg

That is I, Apricot. I'll try to get pictures of my bandmates, but don't count on it.


Look what a cute kid you are! 

Well that just takes all the edge off...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Apricot on 10/03/04 at 7:17 pm


Look what a cute kid you are! 

Well that just takes all the edge off...


Come again? Is that sarcasm? Or might you be condescending me? Hmm?  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rick D on 10/06/04 at 9:56 pm

Lyrics to an original I wrote four years ago.........


(CHORUS)
The world is my ashtray
There is no public place
Where I won't throw my butts away
They're right under my feet
Like millions in the street
That's why this big old world is my ashtray

They say that there's a fine for littering
I say littering is fine by me
There are matches with a flame
There are packs of cellophane
The parts that I can't smoke-- I don't want to see

CHORUS

It's okay because everyone does it
At least, every one addicted to the plant
If I saved a little cash
From saving bits of trash
I might do it -nahh---but you know I can't

CHORUS

You know you should never say a thing
If I litter, don't call me a slob
There's no cop that's going to cite me
You don't like it ----- bite me!
Why do you care?  Hey, it’s not your job

The world is my ashtray
I don’t take no crap
Just like the Marlboro Man
I know that he’s long dead
But no logic fills my head
That's why this big old world is my ashtray
That's why this big old world is my ashtray
That's why this big old world is my ashtray

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Apricot on 10/07/04 at 2:49 pm


Lyrics to an original I wrote four years ago.........


(CHORUS)
The world is my ashtray
There is no public place
Where I won't throw my butts away
They're right under my feet
Like millions in the street
That's why this big old world is my ashtray

They say that there's a fine for littering
I say littering is fine by me
There are matches with a flame
There are packs of cellophane
The parts that I can't smoke-- I don't want to see

CHORUS

It's okay because everyone does it
At least, every one addicted to the plant
If I saved a little cash
From saving bits of trash
I might do it -nahh---but you know I can't

CHORUS

You know you should never say a thing
If I litter, don't call me a slob
There's no cop that's going to cite me
You don't like it ----- bite me!
Why do you care?  Hey, it’s not your job

The world is my ashtray
I don’t take no crap
Just like the Marlboro Man
I know that he’s long dead
But no logic fills my head
That's why this big old world is my ashtray
That's why this big old world is my ashtray
That's why this big old world is my ashtray



Funny. The song I got that from is "Tiny Cities Made of Ashes" by Modest Mouse. Here are it's lyrics.

We're going down the road,
Towards Tiny Cities Made of Ashes,
I'm gonna hit you on the face, I'm gonna punch in the glasses, oh no,
I just a message that said "Yeah, Hell has frozen over,"
I got a phone call from the Lord,
Saying "Hey boy, get a sweater, right now"
So we're drinking drinking drinking drinking drinking Coca Coca Cola
I can feel it rolling right on down oh right on down my throat and
As we're headed down the road,
Towards Tiny Cities Made Of Ashes,
I'm gonna get dressed up in plastic, gonna shake hands with the masses, oh no!

Does anybody know where anybody could get away?
Does anybody know a way?

We're going down the road,
Towards Tiny Cities Made of Ashes,
I'm gonna hit you on the face, I'm gonna punch in the glasses, oh no,
I'm wearing myself a t-shirt, sayin "The World is My Ashtray",
Our hearts pump dust and our hair's all grey....


That's some of them.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rick D on 10/08/04 at 1:06 am

Thanks. I didn't know there was a song or a T-shirt. I just used to say that to myself when the litterbugs would toss them everywhere. Besides this song, I have a parody about it. (I'm Tossing That Ciggie From My Window)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rick D on 10/08/04 at 1:22 am

I mean "The window" (Too many damn parodies, can't remember)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 10/12/04 at 3:42 pm


I mean "The window" (Too many darn parodies, can't remember)


"Too many darn parodies, can't remember"

Sounds like your next parody topic, Highlander.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Gonfunko on 10/12/04 at 4:14 pm

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Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 10/12/04 at 5:04 pm


Here I am. The pic's on a boat, hence the folks in the background. I never come out smiling in pictures, because my jaw muscles have an inability to contort themselves in such a manner so as to make it possible.


I have come to the conclusion that .37% of the population of this board/AmiRight are actually in my age bracket. 

Not that there is anything wrong with that...because I love you all...as you love me...but I just thought I'd comment...

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 10/12/04 at 10:15 pm




I have come to the conclusion that .37% of the population of this board/AmiRight are actually in my age bracket. 

Not that there is anything wrong with that...because I love you all...as you love me...but I just thought I'd comment...


bracket him with me and the average will return to its rightful place!!




Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 10/14/04 at 6:10 pm




bracket him with me and the average will return to its rightful place!!




whoops, that should've read  "bracket him with me THEN DIVIDE BY 2....."

lest anyone thinks I'm trying desperately to regain my youth

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: sweet-indigo on 10/19/04 at 11:18 am

I'm too shy to post my face...  but the drawing on my avatar is quite a good likeness :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Icy on 10/20/04 at 7:06 pm


I'm too shy to post my face...  but the drawing on my avatar is quite a good likeness :D


Hehheh...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 10/21/04 at 5:58 am


God, you're a dumb@ss. Why would you scroll this much just to see a sig?

God, you're a dumb@ss - I scrolled down to see if you'd written anything worthwhile.  Should have known in advance that wouldn't be the case

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: karen on 10/21/04 at 6:19 am

I scrolled part way and waited for the photo to load. ::)



God, you're a dumb@ss - I scrolled down to see if you'd written anything worthwhile. Should have known in advance that wouldn't be the case


Wait for the flames back on this one Philbo.  You obviously don't understand their sense of humour  ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 10/21/04 at 6:24 am


Wait for the flames back on this one Philbo. You obviously don't understand their sense of humour ;)

Their sense of humour being of the "dole it out but don't like it coming back" variety?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: karen on 10/21/04 at 6:27 am



Their sense of humour being of the "dole it out but don't like it coming back" variety?


Got it in one Philbo

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 10/21/04 at 9:11 am




Hehheh...


So basically...you're saying you're a member of the Si-mae Klan or whatever it's called?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 10/21/04 at 9:15 am




Hehheh...


Wow...WHAT a bad ass you are!  Everyone watch out for Icy!

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 10/21/04 at 9:13 pm



At first I didn't like the idea of posting photos (I like using my imagination) but then I saw photos of Johnny D, and it didn't change anything for the negative -  in fact I like attaching his image while I read his mad, awesome (and prolific!) wordplay parodies....so here's mine...

It's just a boring passport photo, because last time I posted my favourite (of me in a singlet) on the net, the consequences were regrettable....and I just have too much respect for the integrity of Jennifer and Brad's marriage, to ever put it under that kind of pressure again....sorry all




Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Arwen on 10/22/04 at 9:28 am




At first I didn't like the idea of posting photos (I like using my imagination) but then I saw photos of Johnny D, and it didn't change anything for the negative -  in fact I like attaching his image while I read his mad, awesome (and prolific!) wordplay parodies....so here's mine...

It's just a boring passport photo, because last time I posted my favourite (of me in a singlet) on the net, the consequences were regrettable....and I just have too much respect for the integrity of Jennifer and Brad's marriage, to ever put it under that kind of pressure again....sorry all



Oh Stuart!  I love Love LOVE that you posted a picture!!!  Hooray. 

But now I'm not going to talk to you anymore.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Ashkicksass on 10/22/04 at 9:31 am




It's just a boring passport photo, because last time I posted my favourite (of me in a singlet) on the net, the consequences were regrettable....and I just have too much respect for the integrity of Jennifer and Brad's marriage, to ever put it under that kind of pressure again....sorry all







Well aren't you a handsome devil!  And LOL on the Brad and Jen comment!

I have to be honest, and say that I've always imagined you as the pirate in your avatar.  No...I'm not kidding.  When you posted the pics of your bar, I imagined you walking around the mannequin...dressed as a pirate...

The real thing is much better.

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Arwen on 10/22/04 at 9:43 am




Well aren't you a handsome devil!  And LOL on the Brad and Jen comment!

I have to be honest, and say that I've always imagined you as the pirate in your avatar.  No...I'm not kidding.  When you posted the pics of your bar, I imagined you walking around the mannequin...dressed as a pirate...

The real thing is much better.


I have a similar habit, Ash.  I totally pictured him as the pirate.  And I agree that the real thing kicks the pirate's ass.

Similarly, I totally pictured Leo as Johnny Hartman for so long.  Since he's switched his avatar so many times as of late, my mind is scrambled as far as that goes.

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: jreuben on 10/22/04 at 9:46 am




I have a similar habit, Ash.  I totally pictured him as the pirate.  And I agree that the real thing kicks the pirate's a**.

Similarly, I totally pictured Leo as Johnny Hartman for so long.  Since he's switched his avatar so many times as of late, my mind is scrambled as far as that goes.

It's just a passport picture.  I've seen nothing to convince me he doesn't run around his bar as a pirate.

So I'm pictured as a belligerent middle aged man pointing and yelling "YOU SUCK!!"  :P

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Arwen on 10/22/04 at 9:51 am



It's just a passport picture.  I've seen nothing to convince me he doesn't run around his bar as a pirate.

What do you picture me as? 


LOL, Jeff!

And I totally picture you as the dancing machine that you are...or at least, in that outfit.

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 10/22/04 at 10:44 am




Well aren't you a handsome devil!  And LOL on the Brad and Jen comment!

I have to be honest, and say that I've always imagined you as the pirate in your avatar.  No...I'm not kidding.  When you posted the pics of your bar, I imagined you walking around the mannequin...dressed as a pirate...

The real thing is much better.


Well, of course I'm the pirate, Ash!  What, American pirates don't have day jobs?  Monthly repayments on galleons don't just happen you know!  This aint the eighteenth century, baby.  Raping and pillaging doesn't pay like it used to. 
So I make sure the bar's running okay during the week, then on weekends I'm off sailing the seven seas.

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 10/22/04 at 10:46 am




I have a similar habit, Ash.  I totally pictured him as the pirate. 



likewise Arwen - you ARE your avatar to me, although lately a little bit of Susannah Hoffs has been creeping in there....



Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 10/22/04 at 10:48 am




So I'm pictured as a belligerent middle aged man pointing and yelling "YOU SUCK!!"   :P



LOL Jeff, but, um............yes

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Arwen on 10/22/04 at 10:56 am




likewise Arwen - you ARE your avatar to me, although lately a little bit of Susannah Hoffs has been creeping in there....



Stuart...are you saying you haven't seen my Shirley Temple/Vin Diesel picture?  Because that really IS me.  It's on page 6 of this thread, in case you'd like to take a look.

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 10/22/04 at 10:59 am




Stuart...are you saying you haven't seen my Shirley Temple/Vin Diesel picture?  Because that really IS me.  It's on page 6 of this thread, in case you'd like to take a look.


Yes I did see it Arwen, but that's Shirley Temple!  I wasn't born yesterday.


Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Arwen on 10/22/04 at 11:00 am




Yes I did see it Arwen, but that's Shirley Temple!  I wasn't born yesterday.



LOL. 

And Dammit.  Guess I'll torch that "Congratulations On Recently Being Born" card that I was going to send down to the bar. 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 10/22/04 at 11:07 am


And Dammit.  Guess I'll torch that "Congratulations On Recently Being Born&quot; card that I was going to send down to the bar. 

... and pack that behind-the-ear towel away, too, while you're at it ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 10/22/04 at 11:45 am



... and pack that behind-the-ear towel away, too, while you're at it ;)


LOL.  Took me a minute to get that one.

Is that your picture on the PC Phil?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 10/22/04 at 11:58 am

Yes - but I'm without the beard at the moment: I did that as a logo for my soundclick "Mend my PC" recording, and liked it so much that I decided to use it as an avatar :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 10/22/04 at 12:02 pm

Crazy.  That is SO not how I pictured you, Phil.

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: jreuben on 10/22/04 at 12:36 pm




LOL Jeff, but, um............yes




The dancing picture Arwen referred to is on page 11 or 12 of the Photos thread...not sure if that's better or worse, but it's me  :)

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Arwen on 10/22/04 at 12:40 pm




The dancing picture Arwen referred to is on page 11 or 12 of the Photos thread...not sure if that's better or worse, but it's me  :)


I think I've made it abundantly clear that I consider NOTHING to be better than your avatar, Jeff.  But you're a sexy dancing bastard anyway!

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 10/22/04 at 7:21 pm




The dancing picture Arwen referred to is on page 11 or 12 of the Photos thread...not sure if that's better or worse, but it's me  :)




I found it Jeff.  Is that the Bus Stop you're doing?  ( I first thought it might've been the hokey pokey, but your left arm would've been higher...)


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 10/28/04 at 12:32 am

Here's the front page of www.boston.com as it looks right now!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Peregrin on 10/30/04 at 4:50 am




At first I didn't like the idea of posting photos (I like using my imagination) but then I saw photos of Johnny D, and it didn't change anything for the negative -  in fact I like attaching his image while I read his mad, awesome (and prolific!) wordplay parodies....so here's mine...

It's just a boring passport photo, because last time I posted my favourite (of me in a singlet) on the net, the consequences were regrettable....and I just have too much respect for the integrity of Jennifer and Brad's marriage, to ever put it under that kind of pressure again....sorry all



Aha!

The man from Mooroolbark is revealed  :)  Good one, nice to see who I have been causing to giggle  ;)  (A bit, maybe)  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Peregrin on 10/30/04 at 4:52 am


Here's the front page of www.boston.com as it looks right now!


Everything is sox, sox, sox as far as you're concerned isn't it JD?  ;D  :P

Subject: Re: The Only Thread That Matters

Written By: Billy Florio on 10/30/04 at 3:15 pm




I have a similar habit, Ash.  I totally pictured him as the pirate.  And I agree that the real thing kicks the pirate's a**.

Similarly, I totally pictured Leo as Johnny Hartman for so long.  Since he's switched his avatar so many times as of late, my mind is scrambled as far as that goes.


See, I made it easy on everyone, by actully putting my picture in my avitar...the problem is, everyone thinks Im the yellow ball

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 10/30/04 at 6:56 pm


the problem is, everyone thinks Im the yellow ball

You mean you're not? :o :o

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 11/10/04 at 11:50 pm

Billy's Halloween Pic (Version 1...I'll have more later)

This is a pic from the Halloween party I went to...as I said, i went as the Hulk after he's been to anger management classes.  I had a Hawaiin shirt, stress ball, etc....anyway, Im the guy on the right in the pic....

of the others, the guy on the left is suppose to be Rick James (but obviously white) and the guy in thye middle is suppose to be Charlie Murphy (but obviously not trying)

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/hulkmad.jpg">

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: jreuben on 11/11/04 at 6:53 am


Billy's Halloween Pic (Version 1...I'll have more later)

This is a pic from the Halloween party I went to...as I said, i went as the Hulk after he's been to anger management classes.  I had a Hawaiin shirt, stress ball, etc....anyway, Im the guy on the right in the pic....

of the others, the guy on the left is suppose to be Rick James (but obviously white) and the guy in thye middle is suppose to be Charlie Murphy (but obviously not trying)

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/hulkmad.jpg">

Well done, Billy!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Junior on 11/11/04 at 9:32 pm

Oh my. Do I still count as a parody author? I haven't written in forever. Seriously.

Anyway, here are some pictures. The first is at a friend's house, when a different friend jokingly added some accessories to make me look "hardcore." The second is from the summer, just me messing around with the camera. The third and most recent was taken sometime later - my hair had grown out a bit and stuff. The fourth was taken before all of those. Just me - tired and wearing my glasses - once again, messing around with the camera.

Wow, I got a little carried away there.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Junior on 11/11/04 at 9:34 pm

The last two pictures were too big to go on the last post...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Icy on 11/19/04 at 8:54 pm


Their sense of humour being of the "dole it out but don't like it coming back" variety?


What the Hell, man? Do you just find a compulsive need to flame members of our group?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Icy on 11/19/04 at 8:56 pm


So basically...you're saying you're a member of the Si-mae Klan or whatever it's called?


By laughing or what? Or my custom sig? Explain, if you would.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: onaree on 11/24/04 at 2:03 pm

Cool pic, Billy Florio.  Although, I thought the guy on the left looked more like Weird Al. 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 12/07/04 at 5:15 pm

My wife thinks I look like Mike Myers' German character "Dieter", the host of "SPROCKETS", in my cast photograph:

The Concord Players' Production of "Angel Street" (a.k.a. "Gaslight")

IMHO, I may look like "Dieter", but I sure DON'T look like a dieter!

Johnny D  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: PRobinson on 12/08/04 at 10:59 pm

Well, I posted this a while back in the "other" Parody Writer's Photo Thread, but what the hell,  I'll post it here, too...

Christ, is my zipper open in the one on the right?

pr

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 12/09/04 at 2:01 am


Christ, is my zipper open in the one on the right?



Something probably none of us would have even thought about until you pointed it out, Mr. Robinson.  You just wanted us all to look at your crotch, didn't you?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 12/09/04 at 5:54 am

Naw.. I just assumed it was a leech, or possibly a slug, hanging on to his trousers.  Or maybe a shadow...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: PRobinson on 12/10/04 at 11:16 pm


Something probably none of us would have even thought about until you pointed it out, Mr. Robinson.  You just wanted us all to look at your crotch, didn't you?

S.Arwen - Now would I do THAT??  hmmm...you know, I just might ~ ~ ~

pr

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: PRobinson on 12/10/04 at 11:17 pm


Naw.. I just assumed it was a leech, or possibly a slug, hanging on to his trousers.  Or maybe a shadow...

Phil - and those are also very distinct possibilities as well...

pr

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Leo Jay on 12/13/04 at 12:54 pm



IMHO, I may look like "Dieter", but I sure DON'T look like a dieter!



Belated LOL!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Wolveroses on 12/20/04 at 3:40 am

here's a picture of me and my son at 3 months.

http://www.geocities.com/wolve2roses/pics/baby/3monthalejandromatt.jpeg

i took the pic from the proofs on my phone and sent it up online so other family members can see

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: jreuben on 12/20/04 at 12:33 pm


here's a picture of me and my son at 3 months.

http://www.geocities.com/wolve2roses/pics/baby/3monthalejandromatt.jpeg

i took the pic from the proofs on my phone and sent it up online so other family members can see




Very nice, and belated congratulations!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Icy on 01/02/05 at 11:50 am

That's my eye on my avatar, if that gives you some idea.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: malky on 01/03/05 at 9:40 am

here is one of Malcolm Higgins, on stage 2004 Hamilton, Ontario for the band, see me at www.jailbreak.ca
malky is the fat one on the right...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Claude_Prez on 01/04/05 at 9:11 pm


here is one of Malcolm Higgins, on stage 2004 Hamilton, Ontario for the band, see me at www.jailbreak.ca
malky is the fat one on the right...

Great link, Malcolm.  AC/DC was my first favorite band; you guys sound AWESOME.  Your Bon Scott is very good, but you really have your Brian Johnson down.  Great stuff.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 01/05/05 at 10:14 am

Yeah, what Claude said - say, Malcolm: do you do any AC/DC parody stuff?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 01/08/05 at 3:04 am

three new ones:

These first two were pics from the farewell party of our former Managering Editor at Nonsense  (and for some reason, none of the pics have her in it). An alternate title for these pics would be the "Billy needs to get a haircut and shave pictures"

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 01/08/05 at 3:06 am

and this one is also my current avitar:

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 01/14/05 at 11:19 am

Here's a pair of pictures from last night's "Angel Street" rehearsal.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 01/15/05 at 4:53 pm

The Concord Players' photographer and webmaster, Rik Pierce (who, by the way, was the actor in those "Hai Karate" after-shave TV commercials back in the 1970's --- I kid you not!), has posted some additional "Angel Street" rehearsal pictures on the web:

http://www.concordplayers.org/AngelStreet/rehearsal.html

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 01/16/05 at 12:57 am

Johnny! Quit rehearsing your Hamlet lines!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: GratefulWeb on 01/16/05 at 11:13 am

Hi,

Grateful Web had a parody of "Lay Lady Lay" on Ken Lay too:

http://www.gratefulweb.net/gwebNews/gwebDesign/gratefulWord.asp?articleid=25&zoneid=8


Keep up the "Grate" work!

Barney Moran
VP, Grateful Web

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 01/16/05 at 4:49 pm

Johnny, I have to ask...do you generally wear a pocket watch on a chain, or is that for the character?  I only ask because nobody else seems to be in costume of any sort...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 01/16/05 at 7:54 pm


Johnny, I have to ask...do you generally wear a pocket watch on a chain, or is that for the character?  I only ask because nobody else seems to be in costume of any sort...


Our costumes were not ready yet, so I decided to wear a few items that approximated parts of my character's eventual wardrobe, since pictures were going to be taken that evening for publicity purposes. 

No, I don't usually wear a pocket watch & chain.  It's something similar to what Inspector Rough will eventually wear, though.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 01/17/05 at 12:18 am



No, I don't usually wear a pocket watch & chain.  It's something similar to what Inspector Rough will eventually wear, though.


That's what I figured.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: tmayfield on 01/22/05 at 2:47 am

Figured I'd get around to the photo thread some day..

Here is my mug.  For some reason all three pics in here are me with my big mouth open...  ::shrug::

:D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/01/05 at 4:17 pm

Recent rehearsal pictures from "Angel Street" ...

There's a whole new set at:  http://www.concordplayers.org/AngelStreet/rehearsal2.html

Here are 2 from that new set ...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: DoRitos on 02/04/05 at 1:02 pm


OK, I'm going to narrow down my identity for you to one of these two people:

http://www.nagrom.net/benjamin/5Months1.JPG

Note: replies cannot use the words "bald" or "tango".




OK - I'm sure one of these two is "Mini Me"

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: ChuckyG on 02/06/05 at 10:28 am

my new suit coat...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: ChuckyG on 02/06/05 at 10:30 am


and this one is also my current avitar:




hmm... hanging out on fark? (that's where I saw that phrase become popular first online)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 02/06/05 at 11:36 am


my new suit coat...


Chucky, are you starring in a revival of "Forever Plaid?"

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/07/05 at 3:28 pm

Some pictures from the first of 3 dress rehearsals of "Angel Street" ...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/07/05 at 3:58 pm


Some pictures from the first of 3 dress rehearsals of "Angel Street" ...


Johnny - in the third pic, is that a cookie?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 02/07/05 at 4:02 pm


Johnny - in the third pic, is that a cookie?


Of the Keebler variety, perhaps?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/07/05 at 4:11 pm

Yes, indeed...that sick, twisted BASTARD "Jack Manningham" slit poor old Alice Barlow's throat just so he could get the BARLOW COOKIES!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 02/07/05 at 7:59 pm


Yes, indeed...that sick, twisted BASTARD "Jack Manningham" slit poor old Alice Barlow's throat just so he could get the BARLOW COOKIES!


LOL!


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 02/08/05 at 10:42 pm


hmm... hanging out on fark? (that's where I saw that phrase become popular first online)


nah, its kind of a catch phrase for me lol

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: PRobinson on 02/13/05 at 4:59 pm


my new suit coat...

Hmmm...Checked you out Chucky, and see that you are decked out in a "Double-check" combination there...shirt and coat both bear checkered patterns...

pr

OK, Arwen..."plaid", if you prefer...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: PRobinson on 02/13/05 at 5:21 pm


OK - I'm sure one of these two is "Mini Me"

Just a "wee" bit of a resemblance there...

pr

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: iam4iu42 on 02/16/05 at 1:54 pm

Here's a better pic of the better half of Mike Armstrong

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 02/16/05 at 4:11 pm


Here's a better pic of the better half of Mike Armstrong


Well, aren't you a handsome devil...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: iam4iu42 on 02/17/05 at 12:56 pm

I try  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 02/17/05 at 1:16 pm


I try  ;D


Well, keep up the good work.

And FABulous choice of avatars, too...just so you know. :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/18/05 at 2:17 pm

Here's a more recent picture.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Spaff.com on 02/20/05 at 12:20 am

Spaff, right before entering rehab

http://www.spaff.com/media/underage_spaff.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/20/05 at 11:28 pm

The cast of "Angel Street".

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: iam4iu42 on 02/21/05 at 4:13 pm

Congrats on the past success, and good luck with the upcoming work!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Double E on 02/23/05 at 1:44 am

I haven't written a submittable parody in a long time. (A long, long time ago) But, that's OK, cuz now I'm back (from outerspace... or wherever). I've got one coming up (in fact, I submitted it before I came here and tried to remember my password). It's about soda and pop... OK, OK, but this isn't the thread for that.

http://doublee.us/trashcan.jpg

Oh wait... that's not me. Um... let's try this again

http://doublee.us/IMG_1929.JPG

That's better. I'm currently working on a "sequel" of sorts to my original classic parody, http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/donmclean0.shtml Mathmatical Pi. (Geeze... that was... what? Three years ago?! hahaha)

Oh well... back to naptime.

- E²

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 02/23/05 at 5:47 pm

glad to see you back Double E

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 02/25/05 at 12:34 am

Here are some new pics of me from the CPAC convention I just came back from in Washington DC:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/Billystare.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/whaat2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/whaaat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/whaaat3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/Billythumb2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/Billygroup.jpg

if you didnt know Im the guy thats in all the pics lol

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Claude_Prez on 02/27/05 at 5:05 am

All right, hope this works.  I know I don't look as, um, "ducky" as Spaff, but at least I have groupies.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 02/27/05 at 10:36 am

Well, if that isn't a darling picture, then I don't know what is! 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rick D on 02/27/05 at 12:19 pm

What's with the girls? I thought you were into MALE delivery!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Spaff.com on 02/27/05 at 12:38 pm


What's with the girls? I thought you were into MALE delivery!


Heh heh. Better be careful or Ralphing Luke will develop a crush on them.

xoxox
Spaff

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: MooRocca on 02/27/05 at 1:46 pm

Awww... what beautiful angels, Claude!  :)   Very nice pic!   ...and you look absolutely nothing like I pictured.  

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: DoRitos on 02/27/05 at 2:07 pm


All right, hope this works.  I know I don't look as, um, "ducky" as Spaff, but at least I have groupies.


Funny, I thought Vin Diesel had more hair.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 02/27/05 at 5:41 pm


...and you look absolutely nothing like I pictured.  



I can second that, MooRocca... :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Claude_Prez on 02/27/05 at 5:48 pm


you look absolutely nothing like I pictured. 



I can second that, MooRocca... :)


Considering MooRocca told me she always pictured me as Cliff Claven, I'll take these as compliments.  Not that it says a whole lot.  Thanks everybody.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 02/27/05 at 5:52 pm


Heh heh. Better be careful or Ralphing Luke will develop a crush on them.

xoxox
Spaff


After they're surgically removed, send me their number!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Claude_Prez on 02/27/05 at 7:27 pm


what am I supposed to do with all these copies of my "Here Comes Smelly Claude" Christmas Parody CD box set, now???   ;)  

Hold on to 'em and thank your lucky stars we don't have scratch-n-sniff technology on the internet yet.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ansky1213 on 03/02/05 at 7:47 pm

OK...I've put it off for so long, but it's finally time to get a picture of me up on here. By popular request (OK, nobody's request), here I am...

Are you ready?

You sure?

Here we go!
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http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/964687/ChavlieHead.JPG

This is a nice profile of me at my school. Hooray me!

Wow, turns out this is my 200th post. Yippee!  :D  :D  :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Claude_Prez on 03/03/05 at 1:09 pm


OK...I've put it off for so long, but it's finally time to get a picture of me up on here. By popular request (OK, nobody's request), here I am...

Are you ready?

You sure?

Here we go!
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This is a nice profile of me at my school. Hooray me!

Wow, turns out this is my 200th post. Yippee!  :D  :D  :D

I'm glad you put your picture up; I thought you were lying when you said you were a teenager.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: MooRocca on 03/03/05 at 3:00 pm


I'm glad you put your picture up; I thought you were lying when you said you were a teenager.


Ditto that, big time.  Wow... you could knock me over with a feather right now.  You're going to absolutely blow the world away with your writing and humor, someday, Charlie.     


   

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ansky1213 on 03/03/05 at 10:18 pm


Ditto that, big time.   Wow... you could knock me over with a feather right now.   You're going to absolutely blow the world away with your writing and humor, someday, Charlie.       


   


Wow, thanks a lot. That really means a lot from me, coming from somebody as talented as you (and Claude as well). I'm glad I've been able to make some sort of impact here.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: PRobinson on 03/05/05 at 12:10 am


Wow, thanks a lot. That really means a lot from me, coming from somebody as talented as you (and Claude as well). I'm glad I've been able to make some sort of impact here.

I 2nd and 3rd those remarks, Charlie...I remember when I first started posting here you made a comment on a parody I did of "Ruby Tuesday" and maybe on some other 60's songs...and I looked at some of your stuff...I never would have guessed you weren't another old fart from the bygone era...you clearly know a lot of the songs from back then and your writing did not fit into my image of what a teen-ager of today might be able to do...hmmm...is that a back-handed compliment or what?  And totally out of order, age-ist, grumpy-old-man-here's my opinion backed up by absolutely no idea of what I'm talking about garbage...I don't know how many other young people are putting up stuff here but I can think of at LEAST 3 that put lie to my statement (Charlie, Emi, Jack W., for starters...probably a lot more, too)...I would erase all this but then I might forget how foolish that was to say...eh, sonny?  what was that?

pr

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ansky1213 on 03/05/05 at 5:43 pm


I 2nd and 3rd those remarks, Charlie...I remember when I first started posting here you made a comment on a parody I did of "Ruby Tuesday" and maybe on some other 60's songs...and I looked at some of your stuff...I never would have guessed you weren't another old fart from the bygone era...you clearly know a lot of the songs from back then and your writing did not fit into my image of what a teen-ager of today might be able to do...hmmm...is that a back-handed compliment or what?  And totally out of order, age-ist, grumpy-old-man-here's my opinion backed up by absolutely no idea of what I'm talking about garbage...I don't know how many other young people are putting up stuff here but I can think of at LEAST 3 that put lie to my statement (Charlie, Emi, Jack W., for starters...probably a lot more, too)...I would erase all this but then I might forget how foolish that was to say...eh, sonny?  what was that?

pr


Sometimes I feel like I'm from a bygone era, Mr. Paul, I really do.

No, I guess I'm not the only young talent here. I'm just the best  ;D

Just kidding. Seriously, I've never really talked with EmiLoca, but just looking at our parody stats, we are almost exactly equal in number of parodies, ratings, and number of votes. Emi just gets a ton more comments than I do. Probably because she's sexy and I'm not. In fact, this is an open challenge to EmiLoca. Let's see who is really the supreme young talent on AmIright. I challenge you...to a race around the world! Ready, set, go!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: John Jenkins on 03/05/05 at 9:25 pm


No, I guess I'm not the only young talent here. I'm just the best  ;D

Just kidding. Seriously, I've never really talked with EmiLoca, but just looking at our parody stats, we are almost exactly equal in number of parodies, ratings, and number of votes.  In fact, this is an open challenge to EmiLoca. Let's see who is really the supreme young talent on AmIright.


??? As talented as Charlie Decker and EmiLoca are, before we crown them king and queen of AmiRight's teenage parody writers, shouldn't we consider Luke Brattoni as one of the contenders for the throne?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/05/05 at 9:42 pm


??? As talented as Charlie Decker and EmiLoca are, before we crown them king and queen of AmiRight's teenage parody writers, shouldn't we consider Luke Brattoni as one of the contenders for the throne?


Let Luke be the Court Jester!  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 03/05/05 at 9:55 pm


??? As talented as Charlie Decker and EmiLoca are, before we crown them king and queen of AmiRight's teenage parody writers, shouldn't we consider Luke Brattoni as one of the contenders for the throne?


you just beat me in making the same point  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 03/05/05 at 9:57 pm


you just beat me in making the same point :)

you just beat me in making the same point. :)

Seriously though, TJ may be a little turd but he's done darn fine for his age. I don't think he's turned forteen yet, but check out the number of songs to his name and he's definitely one to look out for. If his recent trend of 'maturing' continues.
10 pm?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ansky1213 on 03/05/05 at 10:09 pm


??? As talented as Charlie Decker and EmiLoca are, before we crown them king and queen of AmiRight's teenage parody writers, shouldn't we consider Luke Brattoni as one of the contenders for the throne?


Clearly the only way to settle this is a three way parody competition. Quickly, somebody come up with the rules!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 03/05/05 at 10:19 pm

Like any International Sport, there's always an U-21's division. There should be enough youthful AmIRightians to make it interesting.
(Though I feel like we're bugs in a jar being shaken up and forced to battle each other to death)
By the way, TJ was born December 28th 1992. That is serious FREAK status. Like Dakota Fanning. I'd guess her IQ at 220.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: John Jenkins on 03/05/05 at 11:42 pm


Like any International Sport, there's always an U-21's division. There should be enough youthful AmIRightians to make it interesting.
(Though I feel like we're bugs in a jar being shaken up and forced to battle each other to death)
By the way, TJ was born December 28th 1992. That is serious FREAK status. Like Dakota Fanning. I'd guess her IQ at 220.

This would definitely be a fun competition to witness, and I hope it does come about.  But one of the reasons that most sports have U-21 divisions, is that it is assumed that teenagers are not quite as good as competitors who are 21 and over.  At AmiRight, it seems that we have some very precocious teenagers who don't take a back seat to anybody.  Also, based on Spaff's photograph, he's probably the youngest parody writer here. ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ansky1213 on 03/06/05 at 12:02 am


This would definitely be a fun competition to witness, and I hope it does come about.  But one of the reasons that most sports have U-21 divisions, is that it is assumed that teenagers are not quite as good as competitors who are 21 and over.  At AmiRight, it seems that we have some very precocious teenagers who don't take a back seat to anybody.  Also, based on Spaff's photograph, he's probably the youngest parody writer here. ;)


Oh no. I'm in no mood to get mauled by Spaff today.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: PRobinson on 03/06/05 at 3:27 pm


you just beat me in making the same point. :)

Seriously though, TJ may be a little turd but he's done darn fine for his age. I don't think he's turned forteen yet, but check out the number of songs to his name and he's definitely one to look out for. If his recent trend of 'maturing' continues.
10 pm?

See?  I knew if I just mentioned a few I would get some recognition for the others I was too lazy or forgetful to mention...pretty clever, huh?  And there are some even younger folks who have done some nice work here too,  I think Forrest Emerine has put up some good ones and I think he's maybe 12 or so...somewhere around there...

Hey, maybe "amiright" should have an "under 18" or maybe "under 21" parody contest...of course we would have to rely on the "Honor system" as to who was really age-qualified...but since the award for winning includes people thinking you are still  a teen-ager I'm not worried about fraudulent participation...hmmm...did I just post another back-handed and somewhat age-ist compliment?  Hope you youngsters (maybe one more there) don't take offense,  I love ya all just like that grandfather who can't remember your name or when your birthday is anymore...

pr

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 03/08/05 at 12:06 am

WHY is this post always up the top?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Claude_Prez on 03/08/05 at 3:52 am


WHY is this post always up the top?

I'm pretty sure Chucky has it stickied up there.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Leo Jay on 03/08/05 at 10:54 am


WHY is this post always up the top?


Because silly Bastards always post replies?  ::)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Armstrong on 03/09/05 at 10:22 am

U21? mike could enter but I couldn't... rats, i seem to remember a time when... mike and me, stg, the florios, ethan er.. tone def, this place was DOMINATED by teenagers. lol. So i feel, old and young at the same time? my brain hurts. time to go to spanish.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 03/09/05 at 10:41 pm

Quit with the 'good ol days' rant, grandpa.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 03/10/05 at 7:37 am

How about a U21 female division?  Of COURSE women aren't going to do as well as men, let alone men over 21.  I mean, it's a law of science.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 03/10/05 at 4:22 pm



Of COURSE women aren't going to do as well as men, let alone men over 21.  I mean, it's a law of science.



what about intimacy, domestic chores, knitting, giggling....the list goes on

you're clearly wrong on this one emi 8)



Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: John Jenkins on 03/10/05 at 8:15 pm

I think Emi is doing a good job of poking fun at Lawrence Summers, the president of Harvard University, who recently suggested that men outperform women in math and sciences because of biological differences.  ::)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 03/10/05 at 8:37 pm



I think Emi is doing a good job of poking fun at Lawrence Summers, the president of Harvard University, who recently suggested that men outperform women in math and sciences because of biological differences.  ::)



yes, and obviously a better job than I was doing at irony :(

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 03/10/05 at 8:48 pm

To the tune of 'P.I.M.P' by 50 Cent

"I so know why they're burned and pouty.
Clean the kitchen, we're taller than y'all be.
A phallic-lack just churns up ladies.
Cuz they're all rather stuck on PENIS ENVY."


...the list goes on

Yeah, they're highly skilled at shopping lists, aren't they.


I think Emi is doing a good job of poking fun at Lawrence Summers, the president of Harvard University, who recently suggested that men outperform women in math and sciences because of biological differences. ::)


Hell-ooo? Has this man ever gone shopping with the opposite sex? The amount of brain power involved in calculating fashion prices vs the social outcomes of purchasing such wares displays enhanced capacities of anthropological intuition.
And scanning the nutrition label of every yoghurt tub and muesli bar to calculate the amount of carbohydrates and fats in a given meal generally outweighs the male 'science' that solids + liquids = GAS.  

Though it IS terribly tedious that all our lectures are packed with quotes like "Man is the measure of all things" and every lecturer has to 'enlighten' us all that women weren't involved in ancient academia. Same with anything involved with racism or the handicapped or whatever. Political correctness is stupid. I love the quote from The Office when Gareth recalls the name of some army guy's dog in a movie is '******'. David takes it upon himself to say 'Yeah. But this was in the 40's before racism was bad."

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 03/10/05 at 9:05 pm



Yeah, they're highly skilled at shopping lists, aren't they.



Hell, yes....and cute, to boot!
(I just shake my head in wonder)



Political correctness is stupid. I love the quote from The Office when Gareth recalls the name of some army guy's dog in a movie is '******'. David takes it upon himself to say 'Yeah. But this was in the 40's before racism was bad."



or the Roseanne episode...

angry Roseanne to Dan:   You're such a....you're such a......MAN!!!  (storms out)
son:    Why did she call you a man, dad?
Dan:   She's mad with me, son.
son:    but I thought being a man was a GOOD thing
Dan:    not since the seventies, son

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 03/10/05 at 10:16 pm


Has this man ever gone shopping with the opposite sex?


Has this man ever been assassinated by the opposite sex?  >:( 


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 03/11/05 at 10:00 pm


Has this man ever been assassinated by the opposite sex?  >:( 


"Sir, there appears to be a red dodecahedron lasered in on your forehead."
*SPLAT!*
*Germaine Greer hi-5s Emi wearing sniper fatigues*

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 03/11/05 at 10:50 pm

And then we took over the world, mandated rampant sexual freedom for all womankind, and made Lukey our queen.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 03/11/05 at 11:45 pm


And then we took over the world, mandated rampant sexual freedom for all womankind, and made Lukey our queen.


Male Amazonian Queens get MUCH girls.

I notice this photo thread is also 99% chat free...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: PRobinson on 03/13/05 at 2:36 pm


yes, and obviously a better job than I was doing at irony :(



Yeah, Stuart...some things are better left to the young...and if I were younger I might be able to tell you what they were...

pr

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Silver Power on 03/25/05 at 12:18 pm

All right, I play along, here's a picture of me and my brother Christian in Florida.

<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/rarepetclanleader/123b.jpg" alt="Me, T.J. Spindler and my brother, Christian Spindler, in Florida">


Actually, we used a digital camera and took a picture of us at Blizzard Beach Waterpark in Florida, but cut us out of the picture, searched google.com for a picture of a Florida Beach for the background and pasted us in the pictiuyre... I hope I coded the picture right...I'll post again if not...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Silver Power on 03/25/05 at 12:20 pm

Okay... Will this work?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/rarepetclanleader/123b.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Silver Power on 03/25/05 at 12:22 pm

Come on...http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/rarepetclanleader/123b.jpg" alt="Florida Picture of T.J. Spindler and Christian Spindler">

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Silver Power on 03/25/05 at 12:22 pm

Hurry up...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/rarepetclanleader/123b.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Silver Power on 03/25/05 at 12:23 pm

;D THANK GOD!!!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: agrimorfee on 03/25/05 at 3:37 pm

No offense intended here, but I'm freaking out...the person on the left looks like my stepmother, the person on the right looks like an emaciated version of ME! :o

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Silver Power on 03/27/05 at 2:15 pm


No offense intended here, but I'm freaking out...the person on the left looks like my stepmother, the person on the right looks like an emaciated version of ME! :o


Lol

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 03/31/05 at 11:38 am

I'm new here, but that's a picture of me in my avatar. I can't seem to be able to attach a picture to this reply... :-[

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 03/31/05 at 12:00 pm


I'm new here, but that's a picture of me in my avatar. I can't seem to be able to attach a picture to this reply... :-[


Don't you HATE it when...RIGHT when a picture is taken, you blink...or hide your whole face behind the bill of your hat...?  ;)

Don't worry about it...you look totally mysterious... :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 03/31/05 at 12:15 pm


Don't worry about it...you look totally mysterious... :)


Thanks, i think... why can't I attach a picture to my reply?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 03/31/05 at 12:19 pm


Thanks, i think... why can't I attach a picture to my reply?


You should be able to... :-\\

What did you try?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 03/31/05 at 12:21 pm


You should be able to... :-\\

What did you try?


'Insert Picture' and i also tried right clicking on my reply, but 'paste' wasn't an option. What's the right way to do it?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 03/31/05 at 12:31 pm

It still doesn't let me. It says i can only attach txt, jpg, gif, pdf, mpg or png, and the attachment is a bmp (Pic saved in paint)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 03/31/05 at 12:44 pm


It still doesn't let me. It says i can only attach txt, jpg, gif, pdf, mpg or png, and the attachment is a bmp (Pic saved in paint)


You should be able to save it in Paint as a jpg...do a save as...and change the file type.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 03/31/05 at 12:50 pm

Thank you so much, Arwen. You really are super! And now, without further ado, here's me!..

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 03/31/05 at 12:58 pm

Bravo!!

What a handsome devil you are!

Not to mention perceptive...("Thank you so much, Arwen. You really are super!")

That knowledge alone will take you far around here.  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 03/31/05 at 1:00 pm

Ahem... yes.... :-[

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 03/31/05 at 2:22 pm


Ahem... yes.... :-[


:-\\

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 04/03/05 at 6:32 pm


Thank you so much, Arwen. You really are super! And now, without further ado, here's me!..


I've since had my hair shaved, and cheered up!! I'll try and post a full picture as soon as I can get hold of a larger digital camera. I think there's a picture of me lying on my bed (fully clothed) in a thread called 'Show Us What You Like' in the Playful Panguin Place. I've also changed my avatar. It's just a sort of traced copy of a photo of me taken not long ago. My name is also now edited! Hooray for Dumb A** Kid!  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 04/04/05 at 8:50 pm

Here are two pics of me and my gf....



alright, lets just say that Im obsessed with film noir lol....these pics are jokes lol

...ill look for a better pic of the two of us  ::)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ansky1213 on 04/04/05 at 9:16 pm


Here are two pics of me and my gf....



alright, lets just say that Im obsessed with film noir lol....these pics are jokes lol

...ill look for a better pic of the two of us  ::)


Cool! I'm a big fan of noir myself. I like 'em!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 04/04/05 at 11:11 pm

I only like corny rehashes. AKA Film Re-noir.
*French-accent snortling*

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 04/05/05 at 1:33 am

well, I too am a big film noir fan, and have about 60 films in my collection.  I'm hoping to get to the annual Palm Springs Film Noir Festival on June 3rd - the schedule's up on their website

are any of you American noir fans also intending to go?

best film noir festival in the world by my reckoning 8)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: jreuben on 04/05/05 at 8:27 am

Well, Baby Reuben has arrived!  Natalie was born last Wednesday.  Here's a picture taken about 8 hours later...I did everything I could to make her an amiright fan early!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 04/05/05 at 9:53 am


Well, Baby Reuben has arrived!  Natalie was born last Wednesday.  Here's a picture taken about 8 hours later...I did everything I could to make her an amiright fan early!


Look how lovingly she is looking up at the AmiRight logo...I can tell already what a smart girl she's going to be.

(not to mention that she's beautiful...CONGRATS!)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 04/05/05 at 9:23 pm


I only like corny rehashes. AKA Film Re-noir.
*French-accent snortling*


{groan}

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 04/05/05 at 9:24 pm


well, I too am a big film noir fan, and have about 60 films in my collection.  I'm hoping to get to the annual Palm Springs Film Noir Festival on June 3rd - the schedule's up on their website

are any of you American noir fans also intending to go?

best film noir festival in the world by my reckoning 8)




are you kidding me?  There really is a noir festival? lol....thats....both cool and sad at the same time

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 04/05/05 at 9:33 pm

Jeff, your daughter is beautiful.  May I bestow a smooch of approval upon the blessed child?  :-*

Speaking of baby pictures, I give you...EMI'S 1-YEAR-OLD MUG SHOT! 

Oh Lord, is that facial hair?!?


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 04/05/05 at 9:41 pm


Well, Baby Reuben has arrived!  Natalie was born last Wednesday.  Here's a picture taken about 8 hours later...I did everything I could to make her an amiright fan early!


Oh Jeff...she's just amazing.  CONGRATULATIONS!!!!  (Yes...again.)



Speaking of baby pictures, I give you...EMI'S 1-YEAR-OLD MUG SHOT!




Awwww...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: jreuben on 04/05/05 at 9:47 pm

Emi, Ash, Arwen...thanks!  Emi...very cute (I almost didn't even notice the facial hair)  ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 04/06/05 at 3:21 am


are you kidding me?  There really is a noir festival? lol....thats....both cool and sad at the same time


well, "cool and sad (and inexorably doomed)" is a perfect description of the main male character in a film noir of worth - you should check them out, Billy (plenty of devoted websites) - the 40s/50s scenery, the shadows, the hard-boiled self-conscious dialogue - they're things of beauty


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 04/06/05 at 3:25 am



Well, Baby Reuben has arrived!  Natalie was born last Wednesday. 



Congratulations on little Natalie, Jeff (what a cutie). 

I'm trying to get a "father-to-father" tribute parody up for you tomorrow... ;)

(modified today: crikey I missed the deadline - they went up early today for some reason - so tomorrow)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: karen on 04/06/05 at 3:30 am

COngratulations to you and your wife Jeff.  Natalie looks a sweetie.

Did anyone guess the right date?  who, here, was the closest?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 04/06/05 at 4:13 am

CONGRATULATIONS, JEFF! I see your little bundle of joy can't get her eyes off the logo. We can only expect good things to come...


Oh Lord, is that facial hair?!?


Hmm, yes, the facial hair is rather disturbing. Especially with the blue motif.
Excuse me, I need to have a quick chat with my sexuality.
"Relax. They were just out of pink pillows, they were just out of pink pillows..."

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rick D on 04/09/05 at 5:41 pm

Hey Jeff, I remember those proud poppa pictures. In fifteen years, you won't get her to pose with you. I've always said, if they were born teenagers, the race would never survive.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Kristof Robertson on 04/11/05 at 10:02 am

I know you've all been waiting for this....anyone? Hello?

Anyways, I'm the one in the centre with the....ehem....pistol

http://www.magplayers.org.uk/musketeers/img3.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 04/11/05 at 10:07 am


I know you've all been waiting for this....anyone? Hello?

Anyways, I'm the one in the centre with the....ehem....pistol

http://www.magplayers.org.uk/musk9.jpg


What a dashing photo of three boss-suckling --- er, I mean, swash-buckling, MANLY MEN.  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 04/11/05 at 10:11 am

Whoa, Kristof!  I thought for sure you were a scrawny, middle-aged blonde guy with horn-rimmed glasses perched precariously at the end of a prominent nose...but no, vous êtes un mousquetaire français beau! Vous n'êtes pas australien! Menteur!  >:(

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Kristof Robertson on 04/11/05 at 11:39 am


What a dashing photo of three boss-suckling --- er, I mean, swash-buckling, MANLY MEN.   ;D


Hehehehe, JD. This is a press foto from my drama company's production of "The Three Musketeers". I played Athos...which involved much drinking and snogging beautiful women...talk about art imitating life!  ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Kristof Robertson on 04/11/05 at 11:47 am


Whoa, Kristof!  I thought for sure you were a scrawny, middle-aged blonde guy with horn-rimmed glasses perched precariously at the end of a prominent nose...but no, vous êtes un mousquetaire français beau! Vous n'êtes pas australien! Menteur!   >:(


Merci, Emiloca également magnifique mais beaucoup plus doué! Did you really think that? That's hilarious...it's been many years since I've been skinny, and as for the horn-rimmed glasses...babe, I don't do nerd... 8)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 04/11/05 at 11:52 am


I know you've all been waiting for this....anyone? Hello?

Anyways, I'm the one in the centre with the....ehem....pistol

http://www.magplayers.org.uk/musk9.jpg


Good HELL...where have I seen that handsome devil before?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Kristof Robertson on 04/11/05 at 12:23 pm


Good HELL...where have I seen that handsome devil before?


*blushes wildly*  ::)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: jreuben on 04/11/05 at 3:14 pm



Anyways, I'm the one in the centre with the....ehem....pistol



Ah...so what's in your hand then?  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 04/14/05 at 5:16 pm


I know you've all been waiting for this....anyone? Hello?

Anyways, I'm the one in the centre with the....ehem....pistol

http://www.magplayers.org.uk/musk9.jpg

You sure you're not Bill Bailey in disguise?  Great pic, Kristof (but shouldn't those be rapiers?)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 04/23/05 at 6:46 pm


vous êtes un mousquetaire français beau!


Aha! As you correctly pointed out, Kristof is 'un francais beau' as opposed to 'une francaise belle'. Thus, if Ben's beau was the one checking you out, it is HE who is the bisexual, not you, Emi, you flaming hetero!

*global populus raises left eyebrow tentatively*

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 04/23/05 at 6:49 pm

...ahem, groovy pic, Kristof.

Luke 'freestyling' at the 1997 State Public Speaking final in Government House:

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Kristof Robertson on 04/26/05 at 9:12 am


...ahem, groovy pic, Kristof.

Luke 'freestyling' at the 1997 State Public Speaking final in Government House:



...ahem, NOT groovy pic, Luke.
I'm very pleased to see you've managed to shed off the stifling cloak of dorkness in 8 years. ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 04/26/05 at 6:12 pm



...ahem, NOT groovy pic, Luke.
you've managed to shed off the stifling cloak of dorkness



...replaced by the energising cloak of darkness - and very becoming too  8)


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 04/26/05 at 7:15 pm


Luke 'freestyling' at the 1997 State Public Speaking final in Government House:


You mean you've always hiked your pants up that high?  ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 04/26/05 at 11:36 pm


You mean you've always hiked your pants up that high?   ;)


What do you mean? Those are my SOCKS!

I've taken some highly out-of-focus shots of Alice Springs outback to empty an old roll of film Mum had lying about. I'll scan them in when I have access to a computer that isn't $8 an hour.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 05/09/05 at 12:51 am

heres a pic of me and my gf......and a very misplaced head in an inappropiate place.....or it appears to be that way


and the other pic is my gf giving me nuggies..she thought it was cute lol

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Your Worst Nightmare on 05/17/05 at 11:19 am

http://img39.echo.cx/img39/4293/commercialventure0042hr.jpg

This picture of yours truly was taken a few weeks ago.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/17/05 at 11:30 am

http://inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=111.0;id=62;image

Dr. Octavius aka Chucky G

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 05/18/05 at 1:59 am


http://img39.echo.cx/img39/4293/commercialventure0042hr.jpg

This picture of yours truly was taken a few weeks ago.


AAAAAAARGH! It truly is my worst nightmare!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 05/18/05 at 8:43 am


naaaah.....fifth worst, tops

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 05/18/05 at 8:10 pm


naaaah.....fifth worst, tops




Let's leave a Beatle's reunion out of this, Stu.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Your Worst Nightmare on 05/18/05 at 10:49 pm

http://img282.echo.cx/img282/7452/cats0106gu.jpg

My cat, Precious, who failed in his attempts to hack up a hairball to relieve his nausea after viewing my photo.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/18/05 at 10:56 pm

I just registered...  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 05/18/05 at 11:24 pm


I just registered...   ;D


First message!
*applause*

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/19/05 at 5:44 pm


I just registered...   ;D


Wow, I didn't realise YWN was that young. I thought he was about my age-ish sorta kinda thing y'know like that yeh um k
:D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/19/05 at 5:55 pm

Well, I'm turning 14 exactly one week from today.  ;D  How old are you?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/19/05 at 6:40 pm

How did Billy Florio and Dumbass Kid get those avatar drawings that look almost like a photo?  I WANT ONE OF THOSE.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/19/05 at 6:44 pm

Oh wait, you just traced it.  :-[

There should be an online automatic picture tracing thingy.  That would be awesome.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 05/19/05 at 6:48 pm


How did Billy Florio and dum**** Kid get those avatar drawings that look almost like a photo?  I WANT ONE OF THOSE.


actually mine is a photo....I just clicked a photoshop option that caused it to look like that

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 05/19/05 at 6:49 pm

Here are a bunch of new photos:

This is me at a club formal two weeks ago. 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 05/19/05 at 6:53 pm

More new ones:

One more from the formal.

Then the next ones from Nonsense's end of year "Formal" (hense the horrible tie and sunglasses) and thats my gf Im drunkenly holding lol

The last one is actually back from Dec.  Its me and my gf at a karoke bar for a friends bday.  I desperatly needed a haircut in this pic lol

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/20/05 at 8:07 am

I downloaded a trial version of Photoshop, but I get an error message when I try to start it up.  :-\\

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/20/05 at 10:15 am


Well, I'm turning 14 exactly one week from today. ;D How old are you?


17 years, 7 months, 7 days, 17 hours and 8 minutes (Precise and correct at the time this message was posted)


How did Billy Florio and dum**** Kid get those avatar drawings that look almost like a photo? I WANT ONE OF THOSE.


My avatar was a photo which I traced using paint. It takes about 2 hours to do, but it's worth it. Just scan in a pic, trace round the outlines (using any colour BUT black or white), erase everything else leaving just the lines, fill in the dark bits and colour the lines black or whatever colour you want. It takes a-g-e-s to do but in the end it looks cool  8)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 05/20/05 at 10:30 am


http://img39.echo.cx/img39/4293/commercialventure0042hr.jpg

This picture of yours truly was taken a few weeks ago.



It's Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader !

Or is it Manakin Guystalker, who became Darth Gayder ?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/20/05 at 12:10 pm

Hahaha, Johnny, your humor is truly...different.  I am such a Luke anyway (in both Skywalken and Brattonian aspects).

And Dumbass kid, I don't have a scanner, let alone the free time.  :o

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: PRobinson on 05/20/05 at 1:57 pm

Well, these guys have nothing to do with the site, but I just love the photo...it's the three Morons who supposedly "found" a whole lot of old money buried underground...when it appears they really "found" it on someone else's property...while they were repairing a roof on it...and they would have probably gotten away with it...but they couldn't resist playing up to the camera's and media - and didn't bother to make sure their stories were consistent...If no one wrote a parody someone should...

Oh, man...I just gave myself a parody idea!  Wonder if I can make it work?  I guess I will find out...

pr

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 05/21/05 at 1:55 am

This Harry Pottery link kindly reminds me of how many days it is until I turn 18... give or take 3...

Here is moi, born July 13th 1987 and my baby cousin, born July 13th 2004.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/21/05 at 10:36 am

Today is my sister's birthday.  I would post a picture of her, but then she would have to kill me.  ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/21/05 at 10:36 am

She's turning 24.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/22/05 at 7:12 am

Me about 7 years ago or something. Don't worry - I wasn't breaking out in warts, it's just this photo was pinned up at one time so there's holes in it. Sigh. i can't help but look at it and think - where the hell did I go wrong?!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/23/05 at 8:36 pm

For one thing, it is obvious you have issues with self-esteem.  You stabbed your photo repeatedly with sharp objects and made a lame excuse about pinning it up.  C'mon, those marks are all over the place.  I recommend you seek help.  Here is my card. 

http://img72.echo.cx/img72/5775/card2hv.png

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 5:51 am


For one thing, it is obvious you have issues with self-esteem.  You stabbed your photo repeatedly with sharp objects and made a lame excuse about pinning it up.  C'mon, those marks are all over the place.  I recommend you seek help.  Here is my card. 

http://img72.echo.cx/img72/5775/card2hv.png


I do not have low self-esteem you dingbat! I just look at that photo and wonder what the hell happened to me (as in I look completely different now - well, except for the ears  :-[ ). Can I phone that number anyway? I like phoning randoms  :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/24/05 at 9:28 am

Sure...  (scribbles several things in his notebook) 

Tell me, did you have a pet?  Did this pet ever love you?

And yes, you can call that number.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 10:27 am


Sure...  (scribbles several things in his notebook) 

Tell me, did you have a pet?  Did this pet ever love you?

And yes, you can call that number.


Heh, you're funny  ;D
Tell me, are you feeling blah?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/24/05 at 11:06 am

(sigh)  Well...yes.  Not all the time, I mean.  It's just kind of off and on, ever since I was about 3 and a half months old.  Of course, nobody ever listens.  They never listen.  (mutters) 

Hey, I'm the psychiatrist here!  And, hey, you stole my big chair!  That chair is for psychiatrists only.  Give it back.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 11:08 am


(sigh)  Well...yes.  Not all the time, I mean.  It's just kind of off and on, ever since I was about 3 and a half months old.  Of course, nobody ever listens.  They never listen.  (mutters) 

Hey, I'm the psychiatrist here!  And, hey, you stole my big chair!  That chair is for psychiatrists only.  Give it back.


You're barmy, mate!  :D
One fry short of a Happy Meal! That's probably why I can relate to stuff you mumble! I listen, darn you, I LISTEN! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha  :D :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/24/05 at 11:11 am

Sure, laugh at me.  Why does everyone laugh at me?  Why can't anyone understand?  One fry short of a happy meal, you say...  I don't even like McDonald's.  But who cares about trivial things like fast food places...  No one cares about what I have to say anyway.  (mutters again)  It's just like my cat Emily says...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 11:12 am


Sure, laugh at me.  Why does everyone laugh at me?  Why can't anyone understand?  One fry short of a happy meal, you say...  I don't even like McDonald's.  But who cares about trivial things like fast food places...  No one cares about what I have to say anyway.  (mutters again)  It's just like my cat Emily says...


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Emily? What is an Emily? Are you taking those 'pills' again?  :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/24/05 at 12:47 pm

You want to know about Emily?  You don't want to know about Emily.  You wouldn't listen anyway, just like everyone else.  EVERYONE ELSE.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 12:51 pm


You want to know about Emily?  You don't want to know about Emily.  You wouldn't listen anyway, just like everyone else.  EVERYONE ELSE.


Calm down YWN, people will listen to you, and i'm obviously listening otherwise I wouldn't be replying. Yeesh, i thought a child genius like yourself woulda been able to work that one out  ::)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/24/05 at 2:24 pm

I SAID YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT EMILY, OK?  It's...personal.  Emily is the only one who listens to my problems, even though she's a cat.  She offers such helpful replies to my queries about life such as, "Meeooooow!"*, "MEEEEEEEEOOOOWWW!"*, "Meowwww..."***, and "Meow?"+

* Feed me

** Feed me NOW

*** I apologize for dirtying your carpet.

+ Damned if I know.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 2:26 pm


I SAID YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT EMILY, OK?  It's...personal.  Emily is the only one who listens to my problems, even though she's a cat.  She offers such helpful replies to my queries about life such as, "Meeooooow!"*, "MEEEEEEEEOOOOWWW!"*, "Meowwww..."***, and "Meow?"+

* Feed me

** Feed me NOW

*** I apologize for dirtying your carpet.

+ darned if I know.




;D ;D ;D
You're mad but in a crazy, goofy, funny sorta way  :D ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/24/05 at 2:26 pm

DARNED if I know?  For reasons I cannot explain the "d word" is so much funnier than saying "darned".

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 2:28 pm


DARNED if I know?  For reasons I cannot explain the "d word" is so much funnier than saying "darned".


Oh, you mean damn. yeah i know. everytime you say damn it gets replaced by darn. so if you said damned damn damn damn damn, it would read darned darn darn darn darn. see? it's damn simple

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/24/05 at 2:31 pm

That was one of the damn funniest things I ever read on this message board. 

Dammit, it changed it to darn.  Oh well.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 2:31 pm


That was one of the darn funniest things I ever read on this message board. 

darnit, it changed it to darn.  Oh well.


yep, it was damned funny GOD DAMN IT! THERE'S NO BEATING THIS STOOPID THING  >:(

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/24/05 at 2:32 pm

Sith happens*.

*I think Yoda said that.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 2:33 pm


Sith happens*.

*I think Yoda said that.


;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/24/05 at 2:36 pm

Actually, I confess, I did not come up with "sith happens".  It was in a MAD magazine.  :P

And it was darn funny.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 2:38 pm


Actually, I confess, I did not come up with "sith happens".  It was in a MAD magazine.   :P

And it was darn funny.


If you wanna talk to me, I have my own thread in the Playful Penguin Place. I think we'd best end this convo here coz our posts will probs end up getting deleted!  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 05/24/05 at 2:40 pm

You're right...no way around it.  darnit.

And I gotta ask...is it a goal between the two of you to hijack as many threads as possible with off topic banter?  

I only ask, because I tried that once...and it didn't work out so well...

This is a photo thread...meant for photos and comments about said photos.  The 25 parody artists... thread was meant to be a thread about parodists who "deserve" to be "known" around this joint...

There are plenty of general discussion threads where you two could discuss your neuroses...and cats...and pretend to be psychiatrists...and there are also always PMs.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 05/24/05 at 2:41 pm

Darn right they will.  Ok, I'll stop posting here.

Arwen, I understand.  One final word before I leave:

Meow.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 06/02/05 at 3:23 pm

Hey, y'all remember that play, Angel Street, that ol' Johnny D was thespianizing in earlier this year:

http://www.concordplayers.org/AngelStreet/angelstreet.html

Well ... I was just informed that I won Honorable Mention for Best Supporting Actor for my performance as Inspector Rough in Angel Street !!  The award comes from the Eastern Massachusetts Association of Community Theatres (EMACT) --- it is awarded by EMACT's Distinguished Achievement And Special Honors (DASH) reviewers.

See page eight of the following document:

http://www.emact.org/pdfs/DASHNominations2005.pdf



Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: marthadtox3 on 06/02/05 at 4:40 pm

tha is really great well done Joihnny!!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: PRobinson on 06/02/05 at 5:14 pm


Hey, y'all remember that play, Angel Street, that ol' Johnny D was thespianizing in earlier this year:

http://www.concordplayers.org/AngelStreet/angelstreet.html

Well ... I was just informed that I won Honorable Mention for Best Supporting Actor for my performance as Inspector Rough in Angel Street !!  The award comes from the Eastern Massachusetts Association of Community Theatres (EMACT) --- it is awarded by EMACT's Distinguished Achievement And Special Honors (DASH) reviewers.

See page eight of the following document:

http://www.emact.org/pdfs/DASHNominations2005.pdf





Congrats, JD!  We are all honored to have you as a writing colleague and friend.

Paul Robinson

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 06/02/05 at 5:27 pm


tha is really great well done Joihnny!!


Thanks Martha!


Congrats, JD!  We are all honored to have you as a writing colleague and friend.

Paul Robinson


Paul, the feeling is mutual --- thank you!

Forgive me, my friends, if I seem a little overwhelmed by this acting award ... I guess it's because from 1981 until 2004, I took a 23-year sabbatical from acting --- and then, after playing Dr. Lyman Hall in 1776, which was my first theatrical role in 23 years, I played Inspector Rough in Angel Street, and suddenly, out of the blue, with no warning, I find out EMACT had a reviewer in the audience who liked my performance so much that EMACT awarded me this honor ... I admit it -- I AM overwhelmed !  Thank you all for putting up with me!  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/02/05 at 5:32 pm


Hey, y'all remember that play, Angel Street, that ol' Johnny D was thespianizing in earlier this year:

http://www.concordplayers.org/AngelStreet/angelstreet.html

Well ... I was just informed that I won Honorable Mention for Best Supporting Actor for my performance as Inspector Rough in Angel Street !!  The award comes from the Eastern Massachusetts Association of Community Theatres (EMACT) --- it is awarded by EMACT's Distinguished Achievement And Special Honors (DASH) reviewers.

See page eight of the following document:

http://www.emact.org/pdfs/DASHNominations2005.pdf






Wow, congratulations, Johnny!  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 06/02/05 at 5:38 pm


Wow, congratulations, Johnny!  :)


Thanks very much, DAK.

It's the closest thing to one of those gold Oscar-statues that this amateur thespian has ever been awarded!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/02/05 at 5:40 pm


Thanks very much, DAK.

It's the closest thing to one of those gold Oscar-statues that this amateur thespian has ever been awarded!


you must be very proud, which you have a right to be! i don't know any amateur thespians who have been recognised and awarded for their skills! (Come to think of it, I don't think I know any amateur thespians!  ;D) many gratz, you've obviously earned it  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Kristof Robertson on 06/02/05 at 5:51 pm

Congratulations, Johnny! I always had you pinned  down as a renaissance man. ;) Massachusetts is lucky to have such a talented son!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: adagio on 06/02/05 at 6:18 pm

Congratulations, Johnny.  Quite an achievement.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: John Jenkins on 06/02/05 at 10:37 pm

Congratulations, Johnny D.  This accomplishment is huge in itself, but could it lead to something even more huge?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 06/02/05 at 11:29 pm



Congratulations, Johnny! I always had you pinned  down as a renaissance man. ;) Massachusetts is lucky to have such a talented son!



Thanks Kristof ... your parody-prowess pegs you as a renaissance kind of guy yourself!



Congratulations, Johnny.  Quite an achievement.



Thanks Pat!



Congratulations, Johnny D.  This accomplishment is huge in itself, but could it lead to something even more huge?


Thanks JJ ... Believe it or not, I was recently offered a minor PAID acting-job which I had to turn down since I was not going to be available on the dates it would occur --- I was offered a part-time job playing the part of a plaintiff in a "mock trial" that's part of a training program for lawyers in the Greater Boston area.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 06/03/05 at 12:10 am


Thanks JJ ... Believe it or not, I was recently offered a minor PAID acting-job which I had to turn down since I was not going to be available on the dates it would occur --- I was offered a part-time job playing the part of a plaintiff in a "mock trial" that's part of a training program for lawyers in the Greater Boston area.


Oh come on, we all know you turned it down as it was too Small a role!  ;)
Congrats on your kudos, JD. I guess we can put up with you a little longer...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: John Jenkins on 06/03/05 at 8:22 am



Believe it or not, I was recently offered a minor PAID acting-job which I had to turn down since I was not going to be available on the dates it would occur --- I was offered a part-time job playing the part of a plaintiff in a "mock trial" that's part of a training program for lawyers in the Greater Boston area.



It's good that you declined, JD.  Spend too much time around attorneys and you'll start suing ChuckyG, anybody who criticizes your parodies, chasing ambulances, ...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: deerange on 06/05/05 at 12:44 am

Major CONGRATS and KUDOS, Johnny. Your amazing parody talents make this no great surprise to me. But I gotta ask one question. Where do you find these amateur lesbians? Down here in Texas, they're all professional  :D I'm talkin' 3 bills a girl, minimum. Let me know, huh. I'm desparate.And broke.....

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 06/06/05 at 3:09 pm



Oh come on, we all know you turned it down as it was too Small a role!  ;)
Congrats on your kudos, JD. I guess we can put up with you a little longer...



Thanks, Luke.    ;)



It's good that you declined, JD.  Spend too much time around attorneys and you'll start suing ChuckyG, anybody who criticizes your parodies, chasing ambulances, ...



Good point...I'll just criticize my own parodies & sue myself --- that way, I can't lose!

Looks like I might get another chance to act in a "mock trial" for my friend's husband at some point.



Major CONGRATS and KUDOS, Johnny. Your amazing parody talents make this no great surprise to me. But I gotta ask one question. Where do you find these amateur lesbians? Down here in Texas, they're all professional  :D I'm talkin' 3 bills a girl, minimum. Let me know, huh. I'm desparate.And broke.....



Thanks Dee!  Amateur lesbians are readily available on Google ... er, ahh, that is, so I've heard...

******************************************************************************
******************************************************************************

My fifteen minutes of fame is turning into fifteen hours ... I was at a party with some of my fellow thespians last night, and one of my friends told me that my picture had been picked up for use in the newsletter of StageSource (see below for info about StageSource)...bring up this PDF & scroll down to "JULY":

http://www.stagesource.org/download/46_stagepage_summ_5_3.pdf

StageSource:

http://www.stagesource.org

Quoted from StageSource's website:

"Formed in 1984 by a handful of producers and performers as a forum for communication and discussion of issues facing all segments of the Greater Boston theatre community, StageSource incorporated in 1985 as a non-profit member service organization.  Currently led by Executive Director Jeff Poulos and a Board of Directors comprised of leaders throughout the Greater Boston theatre community, StageSource is a community of individual artists and organizations working to make New England a thriving place for theatres and theatre artists. Membership with StageSource, the Alliance of Theatre Artists and Producers, has been one of the most effective ways to access the best job and class opportunities as well as the best creative and technical personnel our region has to offer.  StageSource has grown to now serve over 2000 individual theatre artists working both onstage and off in all six New England states and New York, and over 200 organizational members operating from Western Massachusetts to upstate Maine.  Individual members range in age (from six to eighty-six), ethnicities, and ability levels, and organizations range from classical theatre to experimental, from large institutional theatres to smaller start-up and community theatre companies. The audiences they serve are as diverse as their repertoire. StageSource is located in downtown Boston and is run by staff, hundreds of member volunteers and advisory committees representing our members, contributing to StageSource's unique success."

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 06/06/05 at 3:36 pm

Here's the StagePage page with yours truly ...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ansky1213 on 06/10/05 at 9:36 am

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/964687/Graduate.JPG

Awww...who's a cute little graduate?

Sorry I couldn't get better quality on the image...I need to find a better place to host them.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: MooRocca on 06/10/05 at 9:57 am


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/964687/Graduate.JPG

Awww...who's a cute little graduate?


Quality, Schmality -- great pic!

I think we all know, now, who the most handsome graduate in your class was!  (Not that we ever doubted it for a second!)  Congratulations, Charlie!   

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Kristof Robertson on 06/10/05 at 10:06 am


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/964687/Graduate.JPG

Awww...who's a cute little graduate?

Sorry I couldn't get better quality on the image...I need to find a better place to host them.


Charlie...you seem to have a hippy's head growing on your right shoulder.... :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ansky1213 on 06/10/05 at 12:07 pm

Thanks, Mehi. That's sweet of you to say!

Kristof, his name is Moonflower. He doesn't eat much, he doesn't need to be bathed, and he has minimal control of my bodily functions. He's the best second head that a guy could ask for! (just kidding. I think that's our tech guy.)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 06/11/05 at 12:49 am

...you still haven't answered the question. Where's that cute little graduate you're on about?
;)
Congrats, Charles. You appear to have a college growing out of your back, though.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 06/11/05 at 4:54 pm


Thanks, Mehi. That's sweet of you to say!

Kristof, his name is Moonflower. He doesn't eat much, he doesn't need to be bathed, and he has minimal control of my bodily functions. He's the best second head that a guy could ask for! (just kidding. I think that's our tech guy.)


I love the avitar Charlie...the fake GIJoe PSAs are great

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Spaff.com on 06/11/05 at 6:50 pm

I think I speak for everyone when I say WE WANT MORE PICTURES OF BILLY FLORIO'S GIRLFRIEND.

Hey Billy - your avatar used to be a full-color picture of you holding up that ball like it was Yorick's skull. Do you still have that pic? I'm looking for a pic to put with my Shakespearean Pie parody on my website, and I've always thought that one was funny. If you've got it and you're willing, please email it to me at spaff@spaff.com . Thanx man.

xoxox
Spaff

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 06/11/05 at 8:55 pm

Why not kill two birds with the one stone: get a photo of you holding up your girlfriend's head like it was Yorick's skull.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 06/12/05 at 12:19 am


I think I speak for everyone when I say WE WANT MORE PICTURES OF BILLY FLORIO'S GIRLFRIEND.

Hey Billy - your avatar used to be a full-color picture of you holding up that ball like it was Yorick's skull. Do you still have that pic? I'm looking for a pic to put with my Shakespearean Pie parody on my website, and I've always thought that one was funny. If you've got it and you're willing, please email it to me at spaff@spaff.com . Thanx man.

xoxox
Spaff


yeah I still got it...and you can gladley use it....Ill send it to you. 

and yes, I want more pics of my gf too lol

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 06/12/05 at 12:20 am


Why not kill two birds with the one stone: get a photo of you holding up your girlfriend's head like it was Yorick's skull.


she may not like that one so much lol....she really didnt like the fact that in the film noir pic that she was dead lol

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 06/12/05 at 7:28 pm

OK, finally got around to a scanner so here are my hastily-scanned pics from Alice Springs.
All my 16 pixel X 16 pixel shots of Uluru are in my phone, so you'll have to make do with luscious drought-ravaged scenery.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/dragonangelfairy/Alice1.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/dragonangelfairy/Alice2.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/dragonangelfairy/Alice3.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/dragonangelfairy/Alice4.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/dragonangelfairy/Alice5.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 06/13/05 at 10:57 pm


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/964687/Graduate.JPG

Awww...who's a cute little graduate?

Sorry I couldn't get better quality on the image...I need to find a better place to host them.


Congrats, Charlie! What a spiffy young man - although you seem to have an untrimmed hedge growing out of your scalp...

*claps hand over mouth*

And why didn't you smile?!?  >:(

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: MooRocca on 06/13/05 at 11:49 pm

You're from Australia, right Luke?  Very nice photos, thanks for sharing!  Just one wee-bitty complaint... one of the pics is sideways and the rest are upside down.  ;) 


*hangs head in shame for telling such a bad, bad, bad ultra-lame joke*  (Seriously, very nice photos, Luke!)






Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 06/14/05 at 12:13 am


You're from Australia, right Luke?  Very nice photos, thanks for sharing!  Just one wee-bitty complaint... one of the pics is sideways and the rest are upside down.   ;)   

(Seriously, very nice photos, Luke!)


*hangs head in shame for actually checking... oh, NOOOOW I get it* 

I tried posting this a few days back but the uni computers were screwy.

THE AMIRIGHT PARTY FEDERAL BIKINI INSPECTOR:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/dragonangelfairy/46b0adab.bmp

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ansky1213 on 06/14/05 at 4:03 pm


Congrats, Charlie! What a spiffy young man - although you seem to have an untrimmed hedge growing out of your scalp...

*claps hand over mouth*

And why didn't you smile?!?  >:(


There are a bunch of better pics, it's just that that was the only one on my digital camera where I wasn't seriously sweaty (seriously, it was hot as balls that day). I think I'm getting a batch of better pics soon from a friend, so I can post them if anybody is interested. I also have a couple of prom pics  ???

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ansky1213 on 06/14/05 at 4:07 pm



THE AMIRIGHT PARTY FEDERAL BIKINI INSPECTOR:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/dragonangelfairy/46b0adab.bmp


Don't you forget it, though I might be forced to confiscate the bikini from the shorter one...

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 06/18/05 at 2:43 am


Hey Billy - your avatar used to be a full-color picture of you holding up that ball like it was Yorick's skull. Do you still have that pic?


http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billybrando.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Billy Florio on 06/18/05 at 12:38 pm


http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billybrando.jpg


yeah thats it..I sent it to Spaff though...thanks anyway lol

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 06/25/05 at 11:45 pm

Here's me and my bambino cousin Joshua. (He was born with those hand-shaped breasts)
Next time we meet will be the 13th when he turns 1 and I turn 18, so expect one of us to be vomiting, crawling on the floor and soiling ourselves by the end of the night.
...Make that two.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/dragonangelfairy/JoshLuke.bmp

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/02/05 at 1:28 am

Here I am holding up the nifty little certificate that EMACT (Eastern Massachusetts Association of Community Theaters) awarded me at their annual Gala this past Thursday evening, 6-30-05.  EMACT awarded me "Honorable Mention for Best Supporting Actor" for my performance as the detective "Inspector Rough" in The Concord Players' 2005 production of the Victorian thriller, "Angel Street" (a play written by Patrick Hamilton, who also wrote the play "Rope" which was made into a movie by Alfred Hitchcock).

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 07/02/05 at 4:09 am

Oh, we're so proud for you!

I see your beard didn't match your suit of the evening, so you left it at home on the dresser. Suave, Johnny, suave.  8)
As evident below, your facial follicles would have clashed horribly with your attire:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/dragonangelfairy/JohnnyD.jpg

;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 08/27/05 at 12:00 am

Um...I got my spring formal pictures back from when I was dating the hairless rodent king. 

If anyone wants to see, they will be sprung upon you in the next 24 hours.  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 08/27/05 at 1:11 am

:D You got a date with Lemmiwinks? Awesome! :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 09/06/05 at 8:12 pm

...or 24 days.  I had to scan these on the school's crap-for-crap 3 in 1 scannerprintercopier, so not only is the quality comparable to the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but about 5 of them were pilfered from Dr. Sander's notebook. I sure hope someone enjoys those shots.  Erm...rather, I hope whoever enjoys those shots doesn't use them for blackmail.

Anyway.

Before the dance, after my throat was stuffed with bad Indian food by Lemmiwinks' mom.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y141/EmilyKatie/formal2.gif


...aaaand post-dance, after I stuffed him up my *commoncensored!*.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y141/EmilyKatie/formal1.jpg

"LOL lik whered he go?"

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/06/05 at 11:43 pm

Wow, you totally look like a peasant.

(Um, let me rephrase that... 'rather dashing'.)

Is that Tibbygirl behind you in the second shot... safely packed away in the fire extinguisher box?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 09/06/05 at 11:45 pm


Wow, you totally look like a peasant.

(Um, let me rephrase that... 'rather dashing'.)

Is that Tibbygirl behind you in the second shot... safely packed away in the fire extinguisher box?


Yes.  She's a little camera-shy. 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/06/05 at 11:49 pm

A sundae tiara would've matched your dress nicely.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 09/06/05 at 11:52 pm


A sundae tiara would've matched your dress nicely.


Not as well as it matched my tear-stained face and naked, shivering cadaver on the side of the road. 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/06/05 at 11:56 pm

*eyes watering* ...OK, that caused me to spray spit all over the screen trying not to laugh out loud, and then just caused me to laugh even harder at the mutinous looks I'm currently receiving from the thirty or so studying students around me.

*hugs*
Poor kittykins.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 09/07/05 at 1:48 am

can I just interrupt this encoded conversation to say that that is a sensational dress, Emi :o



Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/07/05 at 2:43 am

Clicking here should help clear up some of the aforementioned encryptics. WARNING: Heinous theme. Heh heh.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 09/07/05 at 10:07 am



Clicking here should help clear up some of the aforementioned encryptics. WARNING: Heinous theme. Heh heh.



LM(gerbil-free)AO!!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/07/05 at 7:48 pm

Oh, and this rather smashing advertisement.

Guess I'd better post a photo here or Chucky will have my head.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/dragonangelfairy/Head.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 09/07/05 at 9:10 pm


Oh, and this rather smashing advertisement.

Guess I'd better post a photo here or Chucky will have my head.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/dragonangelfairy/Head.jpg


Nice picture, Luke...behold such flawless censorship! 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Heathcliff on 09/09/05 at 5:00 pm

Not quite on the Parody Writers section yet, with 7 parodies at amiright to my name thus far, but nevertheless, feast your beady eyes on a greyscale picture of me wearing Chupa Chups shades and a pair of Philips brand cordless headphones around my neck and hiding half of my face behind a gold-coloured-framed picture of an autumn walkway made of glitter I bought for £1 from a bric-a-brac store in Skegness.  True story, not an interesting one, but true.

http://x4.putfile.com/9/25116522954.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 09/09/05 at 8:02 pm


True story, not an interesting one, but true.

http://x4.putfile.com/9/25116522954.jpg


It's okay, I find that most true stories, in all honesty, are less than interesting.  But I share them anyway...all of my Tech Support Fred woes, etc.  It's part of my charm...and people love me regardless of how boring my speeches are.

Also, everything is more interesting when imagined in a British accent...which your 'pound' sign forced me to do.  I was enthralled... :)

Oh wait...the topic at hand...thanks for sharing the picture...and welcome to the family.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/13/05 at 12:16 am

Indeed, welcome aboard.
(And don't worry, that cheap gold-coloured-frame glue usually detaches from human skin within 2-4 months.)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 09/17/05 at 5:09 pm

No pictures yet ... but ... I have been cast in TWO local community theatre productions!  The first is with The Nashoba Players in Westford, Massachusetts --- "The Award Show" (performances on November 18 & 19), a dinner theatre PARODY of The Academy Awards --- I will be playing "Marshall Brown", the TV studio's director, who runs around wearing a head-set, yelling at security and the tech crew, and putting up with the other zany characters' ridiculous antics.  Then, in December, I will be playing "The Ghost of Jacob Marley" in Charles Dickens' holiday classic, "A Christmas Carol", at Theatre III in Acton, Massachusetts (performances on December 2, 3, 4, 9, 10, 11, 16, and 17).  When I get some pictures from these shows, you'll see 'em here!  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: karen on 09/19/05 at 8:20 am


Not quite on the Parody Writers section yet, with 7 parodies at amiright to my name thus far, but nevertheless, feast your beady eyes on a greyscale picture of me wearing Chupa Chups shades and a pair of Philips brand cordless headphones around my neck and hiding half of my face behind a gold-coloured-framed picture of an autumn walkway made of glitter I bought for £1 from a bric-a-brac store in Skegness.  True story, not an interesting one, but true.

http://x4.putfile.com/9/25116522954.jpg


You're not from Skeg are you?  Many a happy holiday spent there.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 09/21/05 at 12:44 pm


Clicking here should help clear up some of the aforementioned encryptics. WARNING: Heinous theme. Heh heh.

That was seriously f***ed up, Luke. 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 09/21/05 at 2:16 pm


That was seriously f***ed up, Luke. 


YWN!  When did you start using words with asterisks in them?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: YWN on 09/21/05 at 2:25 pm


YWN!  When did you start using words with asterisks in them?

I don't kn*w wh*t the **** you're t*alk*ng ab*ut, Arwen!  ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/27/05 at 2:54 am

"Jethuth Chritht."

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: agrimorfee on 11/14/05 at 2:46 pm


"Jethuth Chritht."


Not that I have anything important to contribute, but there is a character in David Foster Wallace's novel A Broom of the System named Judith Prietht.  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 11/19/05 at 12:31 am

Here's why I haven't been around AmiRight much recently, folks...

Our opening night was last night (Friday 11/18) !

==>Click here to see the show's program full-size<==
(If you get a "not found" screen, press F5/Refresh --- my web provider's server is a bit flaky)

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/nashoba_players.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rex on 11/19/05 at 3:23 pm


Here's why I haven't been around AmiRight much recently, folks...


Awesome! And they are right on with that brilliant comment.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rick Cormier on 11/20/05 at 8:38 am

Here is a shot of Johnny D and myself taken last night , just prior to John's performance in "The Award Show".

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 11/20/05 at 11:20 am

Thanks, Rick --- it was great to meet you and your daughter Melissa!

Here's my photo of Rick & yours truly, as well as a picture of the cast of "The Awards Show":

( Click here to see the following pictures full-size )
(If you get a "not found" screen, press F5/Refresh --- my web provider's server is a bit flaky)

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/rick_c_and_johnny_d.jpg

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/the_cast_of_the_awards_show.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 11/21/05 at 1:22 pm

Here are a few more pictures from "The Awards Show".

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 12/03/05 at 1:17 pm

WARNING --- Spend too much time writing song parodies, and THIS might happen to YOU ---

( Click here & scroll down for explanation )

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 12/12/05 at 10:32 pm

THE GHOST OF JACOB MARLEY

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/the_ghost_of_jacob_marley.jpg.w300h318.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 01/15/06 at 10:20 pm

Haven't had a lot of time to work on parodies recently --- I'm in rehearsal for Vokes Theatre's production of "Amadeus".  When I get pictures, I'll post some here.

Here's the cast list:

http://vokesplayers.mmcis.com/VokesPlays/pgc05.htm#anch2

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 01/15/06 at 10:44 pm

*starts humming "Dr Zaius" from The Simpsons*
;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Cat on 01/16/06 at 4:23 pm

Thisssssss is me:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/carscat/eeeekitsme.jpg

Yeah. It's my photo for the teen section of the local paper that I work on. And yes, I know I look evil.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/06/06 at 11:29 pm

Cast and crew of "Amadeus" ( http://www.vokesplayers.org ) celebrating Mozart's birthday.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nick53182 on 02/28/06 at 12:50 am

Here's me
http://myspace-522.vo.llnwd.net/00463/22/53/463833522_l.jpg


... and just cuz I want to put it somewhere, here's a picture I edited  ;D
THE greatest picture ever
http://myspace-985.vo.llnwd.net/00207/58/94/207654985_l.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/03/06 at 11:30 am

We had our opening night last night (Amadeus, by Vokes Players: www.vokesplayers.org ) --- it was great --- we had a blast!  Here's a picture of yours truly in costume as Venticelli #1 (one of Salieri's two spies who keep Salieri and the audience up-to-date with news, gossip, and rumors about Mozart):

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/05/06 at 12:06 pm

This past November, my wife and I assisted a group of ornithologists who were capturing and banding Saw-Whet Owls in Eastern Massachusetts to study their migration patterns.  We were shown how to hold the captured birds safely around their tiny little legs...they were remarkably calm and patient with their human handlers.  Here are a couple of photos from the evening of the capture-and-banding study.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rex on 03/05/06 at 1:35 pm


This past November, my wife and I assisted a group of ornithologists who were capturing and banding Saw-Whet Owls in Eastern Massachusetts to study their migration patterns.  We were shown how to hold the captured birds safely around their tiny little legs...they were remarkably calm and patient with their human handlers.  Here are a couple of photos from the evening of the capture-and-banding study.


I'd dub you "The Birdman of Ashburnham", but you didn't pinpoint your location.  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rex on 03/05/06 at 1:38 pm

You can see a couple of photos of yours truly (and add yourself to my map) at:

http://www.frappr.com/parodyman

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Josh2 on 03/05/06 at 2:18 pm

http://img318.imageshack.us/img318/3599/joshpic3et.jpg
Me. Josh 2

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Kristof Robertson on 03/14/06 at 5:17 am

Part of the reason I haven't been around Amiright much lately. Here's me in a recent production of the pantomime "Cinderella", where I played Buttons, the loveable fool and Cinderella's best mate. I'm the intensely good-looking dude in blue... ;)

http://www.magplayers.org.uk/cinderella/img4.jpg

http://www.magplayers.org.uk/cinderella/img6.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/14/06 at 7:50 am


Part of the reason I haven't been around Amiright much lately. Here's me in a recent production of the pantomime "Cinderella", where I played Buttons, the loveable fool and Cinderella's best mate. I'm the intensely good-looking dude in blue... ;)

http://www.magplayers.org.uk/cinderella/img4.jpg

http://www.magplayers.org.uk/cinderella/img6.jpg


Kristof, you're a fellow thespian?  

I love your pantomime company's website:

http://www.magplayers.org.uk/latest.html

But they spelled your name "Chris", not "Kristof" ... ?

Of course, I suspect you're just pulling our collective leg about all this ... you stumbled upon that website and saw that dude/bloke named "Chris Robertson", and decided to have a little fun with us ... heh heh heh ...


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: karen on 03/14/06 at 8:24 am



Of course, I suspect you're just pulling our collective leg about all this ... you stumbled upon that website and saw that dude/bloke named "Chris Robertson", and decided to have a little fun with us ... heh heh heh ...



Well he must be trying the same trick twice then

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,885.msg387685.html#msg387685

Although he appears to have been replaced by one of the X-men in the photo he posted there.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Kristof Robertson on 03/14/06 at 9:10 am


Kristof, you're a fellow thespian?  

I love your pantomime company's website:

http://www.magplayers.org.uk/latest.html

But they spelled your name "Chris", not "Kristof" ... ?

Of course, I suspect you're just pulling our collective leg about all this ... you stumbled upon that website and saw that dude/bloke named "Chris Robertson", and decided to have a little fun with us ... heh heh heh ...


You found me out, JD....when I'm not writing parodies, I love to trawl around amateur dramatic group websites and take credit for other people's work ;)....my real name's Daniel Craig, but don't tell anyone......

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Kristof Robertson on 03/14/06 at 9:18 am


Well he must be trying the same trick twice then

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,885.msg387685.html#msg387685

Although he appears to have been replaced by one of the X-men in the photo he posted there.


Gosh, I forgot about that one! As for the X-men impersonation: new website, different urls. Fixed it now, for anyone that really cares enough to check it out.... :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/14/06 at 9:34 am


You found me out, JD....when I'm not writing parodies, I love to trawl around amateur dramatic group websites and take credit for other people's work ;)....my real name's Daniel Craig, but don't tell anyone......




My apologies, Master U.K. Thespian Robertson ... I see now that you are truly "one of us".  Have a Good-Karma point!  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/14/06 at 9:53 am

Hey, as long as we're on theatrical topics, here are 3 Theater Mirror reviews of the play I am currently performing in, "Amadeus", by Vokes Players ( www.vokesplayers.org ):

( You'll see my name, John Small, on the cast list as Venticelli #1 ):

http://www.theatermirror.com/WSavp.htm

http://www.theatermirror.com/CRamadeusvokes.htm

http://www.theatermirror.com/LSavp.htm

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Kristof Robertson on 03/14/06 at 12:27 pm


Hey, as long as we're on theatrical topics, here are 3 Theater Mirror reviews of the play I am currently performing in, "Amadeus", by Vokes Players ( www.vokesplayers.org ):

( You'll see my name, John Small, on the cast list as Venticelli #1 ):

http://www.theatermirror.com/WSavp.htm

http://www.theatermirror.com/CRamadeusvokes.htm

http://www.theatermirror.com/LSavp.htm



Excellent, JD! "Amadeus" sounds like a challenging production to stage, but it sounds like a lot of fun! Our next production is an Alan Ayckbourn play, Comic Potential, directed by....yours truly! I've never directed straight drama before (although this one is essentially a rom-com) so it should be a right laugh! Good luck for the rest of your run....

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rex on 03/14/06 at 3:00 pm


Part of the reason I haven't been around Amiright much lately. Here's me in a recent production of the pantomime "Cinderella", where I played Buttons, the loveable fool and Cinderella's best mate. I'm the intensely good-looking dude in blue... ;)

http://www.magplayers.org.uk/cinderella/img4.jpg

http://www.magplayers.org.uk/cinderella/img6.jpg


Am I the only one to see a resemblance to Michael Keaton here?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/16/06 at 4:35 pm


Hey, as long as we're on theatrical topics, here are 3 Theater Mirror reviews of the play I am currently performing in, "Amadeus", by Vokes Players ( www.vokesplayers.org ):

( You'll see my name, John Small, on the cast list as Venticelli #1 ):

http://www.theatermirror.com/WSavp.htm

http://www.theatermirror.com/CRamadeusvokes.htm

http://www.theatermirror.com/LSavp.htm




Yet another review of "Amadeus", this one from the local town newspaper:

http://www.theatermirror.com/CBEavp.htm

The remainder of our run --- 3/16 @ 8pm, 3/17 @ 8pm, 3/18 @ 2pm, and 3/18 @ 8pm, is SOLD OUT !!!  ;D  ;D  ;D



Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/21/06 at 8:01 pm

Here's a photo of the cast of "Amadeus" at Vokes Theatre.

I'm the top-hat-wearing fellow at the far left of the back row.  The costume I'm wearing in this photo is my character's 19th-century look --- the costume photo I posted earlier on this thread is my character in his 18th-century mode.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/22/06 at 8:38 pm


Excellent, JD! "Amadeus" sounds like a challenging production to stage, but it sounds like a lot of fun! Our next production is an Alan Ayckbourn play, Comic Potential, directed by....yours truly! I've never directed straight drama before (although this one is essentially a rom-com) so it should be a right laugh! Good luck for the rest of your run....


Thanks, KR!  "Amadeus" closed last Saturday night (3/18/06) after a magnificently successful run!

Now on to my next theatrical project ... playing Pompey in William Shakespeare's "Measure for Measure" this July with The Town Cow Theater Company of Concord, Massachusetts:  http://thetowncow.org/

Best of luck to you as you direct your next show, Kristof!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 03/24/06 at 10:17 pm

As long as we're talking about impressive theater projects (very nice pictures, Kristof and J.D. - if I were only 10 years 20 years 70 years...as photogenic as you are)...I'd like to impolitely butt in and remind you all that I just finished an unimpressive run as Narrator for my high school musical.  Pictures are on page...(checks) 76 of Perhaps The Last of the Mattering Threads. 

Good luck on your upcoming projects, men! 

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/25/06 at 10:56 pm


As long as we're talking about impressive theater projects (very nice pictures, Kristof and J.D. - if I were only 10 years 20 years 70 years...as photogenic as you are)...I'd like to impolitely butt in and remind you all that I just finished an unimpressive run as Narrator for my high school musical.  Pictures are on page...(checks) 76 of Perhaps The Last of the Mattering Threads. 

Good luck on your upcoming projects, men! 


Thanks Emi !

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 03/26/06 at 10:53 pm

Really?  I loaded them to ImageShack so that I wouldn't have to resize and upload them...try one more time and then I'll go through the painstaking, 3-minute process of resizing.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Arwen on 03/30/06 at 12:48 am

I'm confused.  After I read Johnny's FIRST complaint that they weren't there...I went over to check it out for myself...and I saw them all.  For the record, Little Emi...playing the Narrator in "Joseph" is like...um...my dream part...not to mention extremely demanding...way to go!

(I'm still confused, though...which one IS Mormon?)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/30/06 at 6:47 pm


I'm confused.  After I read Johnny's FIRST complaint that they weren't there...I went over to check it out for myself...and I saw them all.  For the record, Little Emi...playing the Narrator in "Joseph" is like...um...my dream part...not to mention extremely demanding...way to go!

(I'm still confused, though...which one IS Mormon?)


Super Arwen --- your posting got me thinking ... I suddenly realized I had my Zone Alarm Pro firewall set to block all ads ... when I changed the ad-blocking from High to Medium, Emi's photos appeared !!  Thanks for the noodge !!  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 03/30/06 at 7:12 pm

http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/85/8/9/O/85896307O243545844.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/31/06 at 11:56 pm


"Why yes, I am developed...but I'm not going in the dark room with you."
(Suggested reply.  Copyright 2006, Josh Baker.)

Good one, Josh.

Apparently you have to click on these.   >:(  Geez. 

Presenting
Pictures From Emily Joseph and the Amazing Emily Technicolor Dreamcoat
With lyrics by some guy named Rice. And music by his friend.

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/3754/dreamcoat4kq.th.png
"Welcome to the least heterosexual story in the Bible!"

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7282/brothers0vb.th.png
"The Brothers".  Ex-boyfriend count: 4.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7033/kyle0qs.th.png
"Reuben".  Just look at that air.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/7088/emily5my.th.png
The, uh, only picture that my Dad took of me. 

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/3078/head1cx.th.png
The only piece of set work I've done in 3 years of drama.  Ex-boyfriend count: 1. 

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/193/narrators6gq.th.png
Ah, now this is better.  OR IS IT?!??  Ex-boyfriend count: 2. 

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4615/coat5pq.th.png
"COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAT!!!!" *lung-exploding coughs, dry heaves*  Ooh, I'm in this one! 

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/264/narrators23oy.th.png
Now this is more like it.  Guess which one's the Mormon.  Hint: It's not the guy in the gold jumpsuit.

Volume II: The After-Party, coming soon.  ;D


BRAVA, EMI, BRAVA !!!

Lookin' good, lookin' good --- you're a STAHHH !!!   ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Meriadoc on 04/03/06 at 12:34 am

Northridge, CA, 29 March 2006:

left to right:

Paul Robinson, Alvin Rhodes, Bonnie Rhodes, Pippin (Luke) and Merry (Zella). ;)

For more info on this grand event go to:

Hobbits Revealed at LA Parody Get Together



Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 04/03/06 at 2:47 am

I can see why you stuck with "Pippin"!  ;D

By the way, groovy pic! It's nice to be able to put faces to names.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 04/13/06 at 7:09 pm

Babooshka brought this to my attention ...

"Separated at birth" from Brian Blessed of "Black Adder", "I, Claudius", and "Dr. Who" ?   ;)   ;D 

http://www.stuart.cann.freeuk.com/images/brian_blessed.jpg http://www.concordplayers.org/00productions/AngelStreet/headshots/JohnSmall2.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 04/19/06 at 9:06 am


Babooshka brought this to my attention ...

"Separated at birth" from Brian Blessed of "Black Adder", "I, Claudius", and "Dr. Who" ?   ;)   ;D 

http://www.stuart.cann.freeuk.com/images/brian_blessed.jpg http://www.concordplayers.org/00productions/AngelStreet/headshots/JohnSmall2.jpg


I voted for you, Rupert (whoops...*whispers...."Rupert"*)

;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Cat on 04/20/06 at 9:54 pm

I had to delete my original picture here because some idiot on another message board I go to got a hold of it, but now that it's my avatar I have no need to re-post it. :)

And Stu, I'm assuming that's you in your avatar, right?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 04/20/06 at 10:10 pm


Northridge, CA, 29 March 2006:

left to right:

Paul Robinson, Alvin Rhodes, Bonnie Rhodes, Pippin (Luke) and Merry (Zella). ;)

For more info on this grand event go to:

Hobbits Revealed at LA Parody Get Together






What a GREAT lookin' bunch!  Y'all ROCK!  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 04/20/06 at 10:12 pm


I voted for you, Rupert (whoops...*whispers...."Rupert"*)

;)




Heh heh, thanks, Stu ... almost makes me want to grow my beard back ... sort of ...  ::)    ;)    ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 04/21/06 at 5:14 am



And Stu, I'm assuming that's you in your avatar, right?



correct as usual, Cat - it should share some similarities with a passport photo I posted back around page 20 on this thread - this (my avatar one) is special though because it's a photo of me shaking hands with Nelson Mandela (close-up) - or was it Rita Coolidge? - I forget :)


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 04/21/06 at 5:30 am


correct as usual, Cat - it should share some similarities with a passport photo I posted back around page 20 on this thread - this (my avatar one) is special though because it's a photo of me shaking hands with Nelson Mandela (close-up) - or was it Rita Coolidge? - I forget


Does this jog your memory?  ;)
http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/93/6/8/O/93684802O958279453.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 04/21/06 at 7:13 am


Does this jog your memory?  ;)
http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/93/6/8/O/93684802O958279453.jpg


ah! yes!

(I forgot you were there too, Luke - those Aussie "Let's-Go-See-The-World" tours were something else, weren't they??)

and that's Rita on the left and Nelson on the right - and.......Walter Matthau (I think) in the middle

mmm, memories ::)




Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 05/20/06 at 5:59 pm

In the near future, I will post some pictures from the recent gathering of Rick Cormier, John Barry, and yours truly!

And --- this coming autumn, I will undoubtedly have some pictures of yours truly playing Merlyn the Magician in The Savoyard Light Opera Company's November 2006 production of Lerner & Loewe's "Camelot" ... I know, I know, there's LOTS of parody potential in that Broadway musical --- stay tuned!  ;D

Cast list for "Camelot", The Savoyard Light Opera Company's November 2006 musical production:

http://www.savoyardlightopera.org/Camelot_2006.html

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 06/01/06 at 1:11 am

I've yet to find a photo of moi caked up in coffee as the Apothecary.
Til then, here are some Romeo & Juliet piccies:


http://www.dramac.org/100_2027.JPG
I think Mexico's going in to cop a feel, Shelly.

http://www.dramac.org/100_2026.JPG
'Touched by his noodly camera' going on in the background?

http://www.dramac.org/100_2004.JPG
"ALL! ARE! PUNISH-ED!!!"

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Matthias on 06/14/06 at 8:36 am

Pictures of Matthias Stove:

Acting Headshot: http://www.stonemodels.com/IMAGES/teens/composites/headshot_matt_stovarsky.htm"

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: jreuben on 07/03/06 at 12:25 pm

Karaoke at the company picnic with the senior Biostatistician (I'm on the right, singing Olivia Newton John's part of "You're The One That I Want" from Grease):

PS:  Nice pic, Matt, we'll be waiting to see you on screen  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/08/06 at 12:29 am

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/jbrcjd.jpg.w300h200.jpg

John Barry, Sam Adams, Rick Cormier, Sam Adams, John Small, and Sam Adams, on Thursday, May 18, at the comedy club where Rick does his stand-up & parody gig.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/19/06 at 7:47 pm

Here's yours truly performing as Pompey in Shakespeare's "Measure For Measure",
on Sunday, July 16, 2006, in Anne Chamberlin Park in Concord, Massachusetts:

"Yonder man is carried to prison!"
"Well, what has he done?"
"A woman!"

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dsc01825.jpg

*************************************************************************************************************

"You being then, if you be remembered, cracking the stones of the foresaid prunes?"

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dsc01896.jpg

*************************************************************************************************************

"I telling you then, if you be remembered, that such a one and such a one were past cure of the thing you wot of, unless they kept very good diet, as I told you?"

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dsc01897.jpg

*************************************************************************************************************

"Does your worship mean to geld and splay all the youth of the city?"

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dsc01926.jpg

*************************************************************************************************************

http://thetowncow.org/graphics/MM-E-poster_resize.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Cat on 07/25/06 at 2:19 pm

That one woman has a very frightening leg.  :o

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Observer on 07/25/06 at 2:39 pm

wow, that's so rude!  i don't think you should ever judge someone by their appearance like that or make fun of them for something like that, but especially doing it on this site is unbelievable.  i bet johnny is probably friends with her, and if it were me i wouldn't want you to be making fun of one of my friends just by something like her appearance.  she is obviously comfortable wearing that and that's her business.  maybe she would look at you and think something bad about the way you look.  but i bet she would be classy enough not to say it out loud.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Cat on 07/25/06 at 9:54 pm

Damn you, Observer! You obviously somehow found out about my enormous guilt complex!!

Anywho, Johnny D, I never meant any offense, and I do have a tendency to be overly candid sometimes. It's gotten me into way more trouble than I would have ever wanted.  :-[

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/25/06 at 10:03 pm



Anywho, Johnny D, I never meant any offense, and I do have a tendency to be overly candid sometimes. It's gotten me into way more trouble than I would have ever wanted.  :-[



Don't worry about a thing, Cat!  No offense taken.  My companion in that first photograph is a good friend of mine -- she's a part-time theatrical costume designer, a part-time Shakespearian actress, a full-time mom, and a wonderful gal.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/31/06 at 3:51 pm

The Town Cow Theater Company of Concord, Massachusetts, had their last performance of Shakespeare's "Measure for Measure" on July 30th. 

The following web page has thumbnails you can click on to view full-sized photos of yours truly and my fellow thespians in action...

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/thumb/

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 07/31/06 at 10:10 pm

JOHNNY D- MASTER MAGICIAN

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/IMG_5570.JPG
"Think of a number between one and ten!"

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/IMG_5573.JPG
"It's FOUR, isn't it?!"

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/IMG_5575.JPG
"As you can see, nothing up my sleeves..."

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/IMG_5576.JPG
"Aha! But what's this in my ear?"

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/IMG_5493.JPG
"You sir! Are you missing something?"
"Noooo!"

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/IMG_5490.JPG
"Well then... isn't this your chain necklace, sir?"
"Why, yes! Yes it is!"

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/IMG_5489.JPG
"Go on! Put it back on my neck before I have you arrested for theft!"

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/31/06 at 10:27 pm


JOHNNY D- MASTER MAGICIAN

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/IMG_5570.JPG
"Think of a number between one and ten!"

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/IMG_5573.JPG
"It's FOUR, isn't it?!"

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/IMG_5575.JPG
"As you can see, nothing up my sleeves..."

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/IMG_5576.JPG
"Aha! But what's this in my ear?"

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/IMG_5493.JPG
"You sir! Are you missing something?"
"Noooo!"

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/IMG_5490.JPG
"Well then... isn't this your chain necklace, sir?"
"Why, yes! Yes it is!"

http://www.baeli.com/mfm/resized/IMG_5489.JPG
"Go on! Put it back on my neck before I have you arrested for theft!"


LOL, thou saucy Aussie!!! 
I love it --- Thanks!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Ashkicksass on 08/02/06 at 1:02 am


JOHNNY D- MASTER MAGICIAN



Luke, I am DYING.  Seriously, laughing so hard! 

Have you ever seen the original "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?"  Because there is a scene with Mike TV where the Oompa Loompa's are wearing the exact same outfits as those in your avatar. 

Great pics Johnny!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 08/02/06 at 2:16 am


Luke, I am DYING.  Seriously, laughing so hard! 

Have you ever seen the original "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?"  Because there is a scene with Mike TV where the Oompa Loompa's are wearing the exact same outfits as those in your avatar. 

Great pics Johnny!



Thanks Ash!  Great to hear from you again!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/02/06 at 10:08 am

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c260/boojispud/IMG_5908.jpg

Ah, before my haircut.



I'm sure everybody here's wondering, "Who's this Dominic L. guy? WHY DON'T I KNOW ANY OF HIS PARODIES!?" Well, kids, that's because I haven't really submitted any parodies for a long time!

That will change, though, kids... 'twill. SOMEDAY!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: The Charnstar on 08/08/06 at 5:51 am

You may or may not know who The Charnstar is... but hopefully this will boost his popularity... Cause he was.. IN THE MATRIX!
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1214/3194/1600/Charnstar%20Matrix2.jpg
Can you guess which one is him?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 08/08/06 at 5:55 am


You may or may not know who The Charnstar is... but hopefully this will boost his popularity... Cause he was.. IN THE MATRIX!
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1214/3194/1600/Charnstar%20Matrix2.jpg
Can you guess which one is him?


The huge block of grey next to that little white box with the cross in it?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: The Charnstar on 08/08/06 at 6:10 am

Damn, guessing it doesn't work on all computers, well theres pics of me on http://charnstars-realm.blogspot.com/

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 08/25/06 at 9:23 pm

Romeo and Juliet Cast
http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/141/3/7/O/141372280O219470854.jpg
http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/141/3/7/O/141372280O219470854.jpg

I'm 'the fool of chains'.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Armstrong on 08/28/06 at 11:34 am

Added Johnny and Spaff on myspace. Any adds to myspace.com/loosekanen from this community would be gladly accepted. peace out yo!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 10/30/06 at 10:27 am

Some cast photos taken on location at the Massachusetts State House during the filming of the upcoming PBS television documentary, Louis Brandeis: The People's Attorney (to be aired in March 2007 on the PBS television network).

(I'm the big bearded boy on the left)

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cast_shot.jpg  http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/john_and_caryn.jpg

Subject: HEY LUKE BRATTONI

Written By: Johnny_D on 11/15/06 at 8:59 pm


Have you seen this?


http://myspace-403.vo.llnwd.net/01418/30/47/1418547403_l.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 11/20/06 at 1:54 am

The Savoyard Light Opera Company's run of Lerner and Loewe's musical Camelot closed on Sunday, 11/19/2006.

Here are a few photos of me playing Merlyn the Magician:

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_1.jpghttp://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_2.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_3.jpghttp://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_4.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_5.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Jack Wilson on 11/22/06 at 9:49 pm



http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_1.jpg
"No one better be deleting that parody I saved on the computer back there
"http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_2.jpg
How are ya? Tell me how was the Bahamas? Get any girls? Nope DAMN!
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_3.jpg
"I know what you did last summer"
"Huh WTF?"
"Tell 'fore I bust a cap in yo ass with this cane!"http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_4.jpg
"Excuse me are you David Copperfield?"
"HOW DARE YOU BOTHER ME WHILE HOLDING OUT MY ARMS WEARING A NIGHTGOWN? IM doing this for the next act I have to pretend like Im holding a box"
img width=266 height=400]http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_5.jpg
"Lets dance"
"EXCUSE ME? Lets not I will make you disappear"
"Shut up"

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 11/22/06 at 10:04 pm


Have you seen this?


http://myspace-403.vo.llnwd.net/01418/30/47/1418547403_l.jpg


Wow, Johnny.  You really clean up well.
Might as well include the rest of the senior pictures!
http://tinyurl.com/ybwqp9

http://tinyurl.com/ye8j4q

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 11/22/06 at 10:31 pm



http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_1.jpg
"No one better be deleting that parody I saved on the computer back there
"http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_2.jpg
How are ya? Tell me how was the Bahamas? Get any girls? Nope DAMN!
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_3.jpg
"I know what you did last summer"
"Huh WTF?"
"Tell 'fore I bust a cap in yo ass with this cane!"http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_4.jpg
"Excuse me are you David Copperfield?"
"HOW DARE YOU BOTHER ME WHILE HOLDING OUT MY ARMS WEARING A NIGHTGOWN? IM doing this for the next act I have to pretend like Im holding a box"
img width=266 height=400]http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/merlyn_5.jpg

"Lets dance"
"EXCUSE ME? Lets not I will make you disappear"
"Shut up"



LOL !!!   ;D  ;D  ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 11/22/06 at 10:36 pm


http://myspace-403.vo.llnwd.net/01418/30/47/1418547403_l.jpg
Wow, Johnny.  You really clean up well.
Might as well include the rest of the senior pictures!
http://tinyurl.com/ybwqp9

http://tinyurl.com/ye8j4q



Heh heh, yeah, amazing what a shave and a haircut can do.

That's a magnificent black-and-white portrait of you, Emi.  I thought Luke would appreciate it.  I certainly do -- it's quite flattering.



Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 11/22/06 at 10:43 pm


Wow, Johnny.  You really clean up well.
Might as well include the rest of the senior pictures!
http://tinyurl.com/ybwqp9

http://tinyurl.com/ye8j4q



Have you seen this?


http://myspace-403.vo.llnwd.net/01418/30/47/1418547403_l.jpg

Cool pics.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: ContinentalCharlieKilo on 11/24/06 at 9:31 pm

Well, here's me - Chris Pollman/Chris Kilo.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l89/JimmyEatAlkaline/896165709_l.jpg

:-\\

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: malibumike65 on 01/26/07 at 1:04 am

I can't figure for the life of me how to download pictures here, but that's me on the left hand side.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 01/26/07 at 2:03 am


I can't figure for the life of me how to download pictures here, but that's me on the left hand side.

So your avatar is you then? Cool.

In the future, you can always attach pictures, by clicking on "additional options" (below the big box where you type your post) and then clicking on the "Browse" button to find where your picture is stored. However, if your desired picture is larger than 128 KB in size, then it won't work.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: malibumike65 on 01/26/07 at 1:34 pm


So your avatar is you then? Cool.

In the future, you can always attach pictures, by clicking on "additional options" (below the big box where you type your post) and then clicking on the "Browse" button to find where your picture is stored. However, if your desired picture is larger than 128 KB in size, then it won't work.

Thank you very much. We just got this 'puter in the fall of last year, and I am still a relative newbie to the cyberworld. You've been a great help. More karma for you.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 01/26/07 at 1:56 pm


Thank you very much. We just got this 'puter in the fall of last year, and I am still a relative newbie to the cyberworld. You've been a great help. More karma for you.

Thanks...right back atcha. ;) Yep, I've been around here for about three years so I know how to attach, post pictures, etc.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/11/07 at 3:10 am



Yours truly as the Italian opera star Tito Merelli in the play "Lend Me A Tenor":

http://a695.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_12d3f83c23445df049b74097aeda5156.jpg



Tito putting the moves on his wife Maria in "Lend Me A Tenor":

http://a964.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_56d4d6920168340a438ac55f1103cbab.jpg



Tito giving Max an opera singing lesson in "Lend Me A Tenor":

http://a977.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/29/l_d314355ca9bbbd3f920f9361839d75e0.jpg


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Stuart McArthur on 02/26/07 at 8:03 am



http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/20/oscartopantsxw0.jpg

"Thankyou, but it's not as good as winning SOTM"



Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/01/07 at 12:39 am



http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/20/oscartopantsxw0.jpg

"Thankyou, but it's not as good as winning SOTM"







Now THAT is DISTURBING!   ;D  Some sort of Zaphod Beeblebrox thing happening there ... http://images.quizilla.com/F/FalknerIsFalkner/1066940389_Jpgszaphod.jpg


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Red Ant on 07/06/07 at 3:31 am

Well, I've been on the site for over two years now, yet have never posted a picture of myself. That changes now.

That's me on the left, and Dave on the right. The picture was snapped while we were riding Gwazi, the wooden roller coaster at Busch Gardens, Tampa.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: karen on 07/06/07 at 4:13 am


Well, I've been on the site for over two years now, yet have never posted a picture of myself. That changes now.

That's me on the left, and Dave on the right. The picture was snapped while we were riding Gwazi, the wooden roller coaster at Busch Gardens, Tampa.



Very nice.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/10/07 at 11:11 am


Well, I've been on the site for over two years now, yet have never posted a picture of myself. That changes now.

That's me on the left, and Dave on the right. The picture was snapped while we were riding Gwazi, the wooden roller coaster at Busch Gardens, Tampa.



Very cool, gentlemen -- good to see you!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: jreuben on 07/10/07 at 11:45 am

From a live performance of A Bar Maid Fight Saturday night!

(I have 53 seconds of video too...)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 08/01/07 at 3:11 pm


Well, I've been on the site for over two years now, yet have never posted a picture of myself. That changes now.

That's me on the left, and Dave on the right. The picture was snapped while we were riding Gwazi, the wooden roller coaster at Busch Gardens, Tampa.



So let me get this straight....you and Dave are the ones sitting together, and the guy sitting in the front seat is unknown? ;)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Red Ant on 09/03/07 at 12:04 am


So let me get this straight....you and Dave are the ones sitting together, and the guy sitting in the front seat is unknown? ;)


No, that's Dave's roomate.

Great to see you, Jeff (Reuben).

Thanks Karen and Johnny D.

Here's a pic of just me:

Ant

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Jason on 09/03/07 at 1:23 pm

I can see where your nickname comes from Jack! You look more like a police officer than a parodist!

Jason.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Red Ant on 09/03/07 at 3:21 pm


I can see where your nickname comes from Jack! You look more like a police officer than a parodist!

Jason.


My wife makes a far better police officer than I do.  ;) Thanks though, Jason.

Ant

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/03/07 at 9:20 pm

Even though I've only written a whopping 3 parodies, I guess I'm allowed to post my pic here.  lol

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 09/04/07 at 2:33 pm


Even though I've only written a whopping 3 parodies, I guess I'm allowed to post my pic here.  lol

Very nice, Patty...but I don't think I've seen any of your parodies yet.

Similarly, I have written only a few parodies myself, but have not submitted any (mostly cuz' I'm not ready to yet).

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 09/04/07 at 2:34 pm


No, that's Dave's roommate.

Ok. Thanks for the clarification. :)

Your new pic is neat too.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Red Ant on 09/04/07 at 3:43 pm


Even though I've only written a whopping 3 parodies, I guess I'm allowed to post my pic here.  lol


Good to see you, Patty!


Ok. Thanks for the clarification. :)

Your new pic is neat too.


Thank you.

Ant

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/05/07 at 12:17 am


Very nice, Patty...but I don't think I've seen any of your parodies yet.

Similarly, I have written only a few parodies myself, but have not submitted any (mostly cuz' I'm not ready to yet).


I wrote and submitted them a couple months ago when I was energetic and creative.  Naturally, being my first works, they suck.  lol  But maybe I'll get some practice at writing some more sometime.

I wil try to link ya, if I can find them again.

This is the one that I liked best:

Gypsy Moths and Bees  http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/cher10.shtml  parody of Gypsies Tramps and Thieves by Cher

Clicked Today http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beatles496.shtml  Parody of Yesterday by the Beatles

Here is the worse of the pair that I wrote:
Far like a man http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/frankievalliandthefourseasons11.shtml parody of Walk Like a man by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

Here are a couple album cover art parodies I did:
Whammy by the B52's  http://www.amiright.com/photoshops/b/b52salbum_1180718861.shtml

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 09/05/07 at 10:34 am


I wrote and submitted them a couple months ago when I was energetic and creative.  Naturally, being my first works, they suck.  lol  But maybe I'll get some practice at writing some more sometime.

I wil try to link ya, if I can find them again.

This is the one that I liked best:

Gypsy Moths and Bees  http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/cher10.shtml  parody of Gypsies Tramps and Thieves by Cher

Clicked Today http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beatles496.shtml  Parody of Yesterday by the Beatles

Here is the worse of the pair that I wrote:
Far like a man http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/frankievalliandthefourseasons11.shtml parody of Walk Like a man by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

Here are a couple album cover art parodies I did:
Whammy by the B52's  http://www.amiright.com/photoshops/b/b52salbum_1180718861.shtml

I'm sure they're very good. I'll check 'em out at some point. :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rick D on 09/18/07 at 2:25 pm

A picture I actually like of myself

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 09/18/07 at 4:30 pm

^I'm presuming it's the one in your avatar... cool pic. ;)


(For the record, the person in my avatar is NOT me...it's a pic of Shakira during the Laundry Service era.)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 09/19/07 at 3:41 am


A picture I actually like of myself

Hi Rick... anyone tell you that you're starting to look a bit like Billy Connolly?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rick D on 09/19/07 at 11:14 am

Who is Billy Connely?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 09/19/07 at 11:17 am


Who is Billy Connely?


He's a British comedian who starred in a number of tv shows, including "Head Of The Class"; he also had a short-lived sitcom on ABC in 1992 simply titled "Billy."

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 09/19/07 at 12:07 pm


Who is Billy Connely?

One of the funniest people, ever.  Try searching on youtube, there's sure to be something of his there.  One to look out for: "Four-letter word", a parody of "Four-legged friend".  He's been around for aeons, and was considered pretty risqué (not to mention risky) back in the 70s.

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors2/billy0166123_150x200.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rick D on 09/19/07 at 1:42 pm

Oh. Thanks Philbo, as long as he's funny. My women friends say that beard tickles in the right place.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Step-chan on 10/03/07 at 8:31 pm


Well, I've been on the site for over two years now, yet have never posted a picture of myself. That changes now.

That's me on the left, and Dave on the right. The picture was snapped while we were riding Gwazi, the wooden roller coaster at Busch Gardens, Tampa.



Are you the one in the sunglasses?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Red Ant on 10/04/07 at 3:50 pm


Are you the one in the sunglasses?


Yes.

Ant

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Step-chan on 10/04/07 at 4:27 pm


Yes.

Ant


Cool. :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Spaff.com on 10/14/07 at 5:20 pm

Yo.

Are you a Photoshop expert? Do you have time to kill?

What I'd like someone to do is take this picture: http://www.spaff.com/media/spaff_will_to_power.jpg
and add antlers to it. I'm looking for a jackalope sort of effect. The more real-looking the better. It's black and white so matching color tones should be less of a problem.

I'd like big antlers - proportional to my head - so that means they won't be completely visible in the frame, i.e., the white border around the pic will cut them off - which I think will add to the effect. Make sense?

If you do this for me and it looks great/real (i.e. not like a crappy five-minute cut-and-paste job), I'll be your BFF and will send you a CD or something to thank you.

Anyone interested?

xoxox
Spaff

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 10/14/07 at 6:00 pm


Anyone interested?

Just a quickie, as it's nearly midnight and I've got to get to bed.. but if you fancy this chap's antlers, they might end up looking like this (both chopped and not):

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/14/07 at 6:27 pm

lol  Here is my crappy 10-minute cut and paste job

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Spaff.com on 10/14/07 at 6:36 pm

Hee hee. This board rules.

OK - contest over!

I gotta give first prize to Philbo (dang - that means I gotta pay for overseas postage on a CD) with second prize to Bookmistress. Hmm, Bookmistress, how 'bout as a consolation prize, if you buy one CD, I'll send you two? (You don't *have* to buy one, of course - I'm just brainstorming here.)

Philbo, email me your mailing address again (to spaff at spaff dot com).

Thanks!
xoxox
Spaff

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/14/07 at 10:03 pm

Ah heck I require no payment, I just like playing with photoshop.  I just didn't really have time to mess with it much at the time as my hubby was pulling me out the door to go eat.  ;D

Do you want any kind of background with your Spaffdeer picture?  Woods?  Desert?  North Pole?  Anything of your choosing can be done.

Attached is a really disturbing version of Spaffdeer (yes, I have way too much idle time on my hands).

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 10/15/07 at 1:06 am

:D

That sounds remarkably like a "First prize: one Spaff CD... Second prize: TWO Spaff CDs"..

..tell me: what does that T-shirt say?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 10/15/07 at 1:34 pm


Just a quickie, as it's nearly midnight and I've got to get to bed.. but if you fancy this chap's antlers, they might end up looking like this (both chopped and not):




Hey, those are amazing! :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 10/15/07 at 3:31 pm


Hey, those are amazing! :D

Too kind..  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Spaff.com on 10/15/07 at 11:13 pm


Do you want any kind of background with your Spaffdeer picture?  Woods?  Desert?  North Pole?  Anything of your choosing can be done.


Hmm... I was thinking it might add just the right (or wrong) touch to take Philbo's spaff1 pic and add some bullet holes to the wall behind me. Like maybe something like these, sized appropriately:
http://thumb7.shutterstock.com/photos/display_pic_with_logo/59156/59156,1171041234,1.jpg


Attached is a really disturbing version of Spaffdeer (yes, I have way too much idle time on my hands).


Wow - that looks just like me and my friends in my former life.

xoxox
Spaff

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/16/07 at 1:44 am

More or less can be easily added at will

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: philbo on 10/16/07 at 9:16 am


More or less can be easily added at will

Hence the command "Fire at will!" (If I were Will, I'd be getting rather worried)

I think Spaff was lucky to escape that tiger, too:

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Spaff.com on 10/25/07 at 11:58 pm

Heh heh. You guys rule.

I've been trying to change my avatar pic to one with bullet holes, but apparently I've lost the ability to complete simple online tasks. One of these days....

Thanks again!

xoxox
Spaff

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 01/22/08 at 5:01 pm

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/171/38/568896448/n568896448_592489_6178.jpg

John Small with Roberta Morrell, a long time principal with the D’Oyly Carte Opera Company of London, who performed until the company’s last days in 1982. Roberta has directed Gilbert & Sullivan productions on both sides of the Atlantic. Most recently, Roberta directed "The Magical World of Gilbert and Sullivan" at The Savoyard Light Opera Company in Carlisle, Massachusetts - the show was a single concert performance on Sunday, January 20, 2008, which featured numerous Gilbert and Sullivan vocalists from Eastern Massachusetts. John participated in the role of Major General Stanley from "The Pirates of Penzance", singing the Major General's song "I am the very model of a modern Major General", as well as the Major General's part in "When the Foeman Bares His Steel".

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 01/22/08 at 10:18 pm


http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/171/38/568896448/n568896448_592489_6178.jpg

John Small with Roberta Morrell, a long time principal with the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company of London, who performed until the company’s last days in 1982. Roberta has directed Gilbert & Sullivan productions on both sides of the Atlantic. Most recently, Roberta directed "The Magical World of Gilbert and Sullivan" at The Savoyard Light Opera Company in Carlisle, Massachusetts - the show was a single concert performance on Sunday, January 20, 2008, which featured numerous Gilbert and Sullivan vocalists from Eastern Massachusetts. John participated in the role of Major General Stanley from "The Pirates of Penzance", singing the Major General's song "I am the very model of a modern Major General", as well as the Major General's part in "When the Foeman Bares His Steel".


Hey, that's wonderful, JD! You two look good together in that pic.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 01/22/08 at 11:05 pm


Hey, that's wonderful, JD! You two look good together in that pic.


Thanks, nally!  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Rex on 01/23/08 at 6:59 am


John participated in the role of Major General Stanley from "The Pirates of Penzance", singing the Major General's song "I am the very model of a modern Major General", as well as the Major General's part in "When the Foeman Bares His Steel".


Bloody awesome, JD! Sounds like it was a blast!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 01/24/08 at 12:20 am


Thanks, nally!   :)

no prob...you've posted some great pics of yourself over the years, both here and on some other threads. O0

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 01/24/08 at 1:41 am


Bloody awesome, JD! Sounds like it was a blast!


Thanks, Rex!  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 01/24/08 at 1:47 am

Here are some screen captures from "Louis Brandeis: The People's Attorney", the PBS network TV documentary that I appeared in last year.  These are snapshots taken from the scenes in which I portray New York State Senator William Armstrong during a reenactment of the Armstrong Hearings of 1905.  These scenes were shot on October 11, 2006, in an actual hearing chamber in the Massachusetts State House in Boston.

http://a519.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/l_becb91d367ccf2b72d3c6db4adcb1326.jpg

http://a869.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/l_f314ec57e6c5f22c948ee243daa6fcdc.jpg

http://a903.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/113/l_8131cc018c13d3dd7fffb4245324de7e.jpg

http://a378.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/80/l_e57a56390af85038026b27572073d9b9.jpg

http://a155.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/89/l_0f9281c8de85c1766f808e81b3f92352.jpg

http://a456.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/l_60aab7f1200b376fa38de9ea295dd19f.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 01/27/08 at 2:52 pm


http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/171/38/568896448/n568896448_592489_6178.jpg

John Small with Roberta Morrell, a long time principal with the D’Oyly Carte Opera Company of London, who performed until the company’s last days in 1982. Roberta has directed Gilbert & Sullivan productions on both sides of the Atlantic. Most recently, Roberta directed "The Magical World of Gilbert and Sullivan" at The Savoyard Light Opera Company in Carlisle, Massachusetts - the show was a single concert performance on Sunday, January 20, 2008, which featured numerous Gilbert and Sullivan vocalists from Eastern Massachusetts. John participated in the role of Major General Stanley from "The Pirates of Penzance", singing the Major General's song "I am the very model of a modern Major General", as well as the Major General's part in "When the Foeman Bares His Steel".



Here are 2 silly YouTube videos (crummy video quality, but good audio quality) of me performing at that concert:

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General
http://youtube.com/watch?v=B5P8bKINZ3A

When The Foeman Bares His Steel
http://youtube.com/watch?v=50GrRsgmdOo


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/09/08 at 5:08 pm

http://a822.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/65/l_f7fb5b0978c92b7e2f332cf6c7b7a4ed.jpg

Tom Large and John Small in the lobby of 51 Walden following the opening night performance of the Concord Players' current February 2008 production of "The Lion In Winter",
in which Tom plays King Henry II.

Here is a link to "The Lion In Winter" on the Concord Players' web site:

http://concordplayers.org/00productions/LionInWinter08/LionInWinter.html


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 02/13/08 at 6:59 pm

^ Wow, you sure do a lot of onstage work there, JD! Cool pics. O0

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/25/08 at 2:46 pm


^ Wow, you sure do a lot of onstage work there, JD! Cool pics. O0


Thanks, nally!  ;D

My next musical project: singing the role of The Rt. Hon. Sir Joseph Porter K.C.B. (First Lord of the Admiralty),
in Gilbert & Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore :

http://51walden.org/

http://www.51walden.org/Images/Smalls.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: malcolmhiggins on 04/18/08 at 10:28 pm

Hey Diva!  Malcolm here.. we met 4 years ago in St Pete's  and wouldove to see you and the big marine again.. email me for details

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: TOR Hershman on 04/21/08 at 5:25 pm

Moi has more parody images, some crappy - a few brilliant, at AmIRight, than anyone else
sooooooooooooo
just check there or visit moi's blog.

http://torhershman.blogspot.com/

Stay on groovin' safari,
:o Tor Hershman  :o

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 05/02/08 at 2:27 am

Two photos from the play I'm in that opened on Thursday, May 1.

"The Drawer Boy", Vokes Theatre, Wayland, MA

For more information: http://www.jacneed.com/Archives/031108Vokes.htm

http://www.jacneed.com/images/imgA.jpg
http://www.jacneed.com/images/DrawerBoy491.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Jack Wilson on 05/02/08 at 3:31 pm



For more information: http://www.jacneed.com/Archives/031108Vokes.htm

http://www.jacneed.com/images/imgA.jpg

You: Now let me tell you this one time...

Other guy : This better be good

Guy on toilet: HEY DO YA MIND?!?!?!?!? AND WHO BUSTED A HOLE IN THE WALL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
http://www.jacneed.com/images/DrawerBoy491.jpg

Guy: I got in a play called THE DRAWER BOY?!?!?!?



You : Its alright, its better than The Pants Man


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 05/02/08 at 9:19 pm


my new suit coat...

do you have a newer pic of yourself?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 05/13/08 at 12:04 am

http://a121.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_86a0c34755cf4f556fc72d12b3abfd30.jpg

"The Drawer Boy", Vokes Theatre, May 2008.
From left to right: Robin Gabrielli/"Miles", Brad Walters/"Angus",
JulieAnn Govang/Director, Matt Silverstein/Stage Manager, John Small/"Morgan".



http://a772.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/11/l_286f6d845812ad94ddc49f8a71dc6bf3.jpg

JulieAnn snapped this in the green room of Vokes Theatre
during the run of "The Drawer Boy" in May 2008.



http://a57.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_8e3be605a778e75523d29df0fcdad558.jpg

Just gettin' my Charlie Daniels on!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 05/17/08 at 1:06 am

http://a59.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_78f75379db9849223535b96b8446e14a.jpg

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: DoRitos on 06/11/08 at 4:54 am


http://a59.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_78f75379db9849223535b96b8446e14a.jpg


JD - Does this have anything in common with this parody I wrote a few years back?  You commented on it Mar 7, 2004.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/threedognight24.shtml

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 06/28/08 at 12:07 pm



http://a59.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_78f75379db9849223535b96b8446e14a.jpg

JD - Does this have anything in common with this parody I wrote a few years back?  You commented on it Mar 7, 2004.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/threedognight24.shtml



Hi Guy !!

Heh heh heh, well, no, not really -- just the coincidental "pig reference". 

Good to hear from you! I see you're back and going stronger than ever on Amiright, writing and posting parodies - keep showin' 'em how syllable-matching is done, my friend!

Best wishes always,
John

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/25/08 at 3:57 pm


Thanks, nally!   ;D

My next musical project: singing the role of The Rt. Hon. Sir Joseph Porter K.C.B. (First Lord of the Admiralty),
in Gilbert & Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore :

http://51walden.org/

http://www.51walden.org/Images/Smalls.jpg






Here's a YouTube video of yours truly singing Sir Joseph's song, "When I Was A Lad":

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IRFZL6fWM4E


Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: seamermar on 07/29/08 at 11:55 am

Good for you Johnny, I'd be glad to be on board along with such a "healthy and funny" crew.
No matters where the vessel were, as well the fact I couldn't see any lad.
Provided the audience enjoy the sailing show and you didn't have a "free-for-all"
Now I'm sure I'll never be a ruler of none Navy.
cause I never stood a desk and since I was a lad I wave at sea. :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 07/29/08 at 12:53 pm


Good for you Johnny, I'd be glad to be on board along with such a "healthy and funny" crew.
No matters where the vessel were, as well the fact I couldn't see any lad.
Provided the audience enjoy the sailing show and you didn't have a "free-for-all"
Now I'm sure I'll never be a ruler of none Navy.
cause I never stood a desk and since I was a lad I wave at sea. :D


Thanks, seamermar.  :)

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: seamermar on 10/11/08 at 5:04 am


Even though I've only written a whopping 3 parodies, I guess I'm allowed to post my pic here.  lol


Today  it's a chilly, wet Saturday morning all around my house, so I got my time to take a glance at some other threads I never saw.
And "thereshegoes"  :D ;) She got three parodies I've never heard.

Good for you Patty, and to get some fun never mind the way you take,  provided you don't get anybody wrong.

I'm gonna wait to show me up, till some more parodies come in front my brow before I write them down.  ;)

I'm glad to see so many funny folks by here. :)

Only add either wimmin' and men got the same hole in rear. So......

Fart...like...a....man.......-kind  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 10/21/08 at 4:26 pm

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/17/l_0917750935cb4e18a1654e8dfcd59fa8.gif

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Step-chan on 10/21/08 at 5:49 pm


http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/17/l_0917750935cb4e18a1654e8dfcd59fa8.gif


Which parody author is that? :D

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Johnny_D on 10/25/08 at 1:35 pm

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2008/10/john-mccain-tongue-barack-obama.jpg

Hilarious video: McCain sticks out his tongue and reaches for Obama

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: EmiLoca on 10/25/08 at 9:39 pm


http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2008/10/john-mccain-tongue-barack-obama.jpg

Hilarious video: McCain sticks out his tongue and reaches for Obama



YOU CAD.

  >:(

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: Medemia on 07/14/09 at 12:16 pm

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_EaBROAoNz2k/Sly8jwjMKuI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/Gm5fLcer6Zo/s288/DSC_0225.JPG

Might as well put a face on my name.  That way, if you ever see me on the street, you can throw rocks or $20 bills, whichever is easier.

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: DoRitos on 08/26/09 at 4:05 am



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AMIRIGHT Authors left to right Michael McVey and Guy DiRito

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: nally on 08/26/09 at 10:30 am

^ Nice. O0 Seems like you're enjoying an iced tea

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: DJ Blaze on 08/26/09 at 4:10 pm



http://texrocks.com/images/guyd-006.jpg

AMIRIGHT Authors left to right Michael McVey and Guy DiRito


So you're the one and only Guy DiRito.... nice shades! Nice to see that I can finally know what my fave AmIRighters look like... anyone have a pic of Blessranger?

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: John Jenkins on 08/27/09 at 10:48 pm



http://texrocks.com/images/guyd-006.jpg

AMIRIGHT Authors left to right Michael McVey and Guy DiRito


Go Spurs.  And go Ausfahrt!

Subject: Re: Parody writers photo thread

Written By: DoRitos on 09/04/09 at 3:39 pm


http://texrocks.com/images/guyd-006.jpg


Go Spurs.  And go Ausfahrt!


DJ & John - Take note that we are at Uncle Luigi's restaurant - I was there partly for pleasure but I also had some family business to attend to.  Ciao!

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