Ok since ive never done a group parody I thought Id start one , this will be to "Hotel California " about a hotel where nothing is exciting so
Heres the lyrics to the original


http://www.webfitz.com/lyrics/Lyrics/1977/191977.html

Ill start :

On a dark starry highway
There's a place there
It is a hotel yeah
Im on a vacation
This is where we will check in
Drove all of the traffic lights
Our bags our heavy
Nothing started to shimmer
We had to stop at the light
We then got off of the highway
I then heard a voice tell
"Are we there yet? Are we there?"
I answered "No, not yet"
Close to the hotel
Then we went to park the car
And then went inside
The hotel manager, when I went in
He told me then

Ok next

Welcome to the Hotel That'll Bore Ya
Such a boring place (it's a snoring place)
Such a huge disgrace
You'll fall asleep at the Hotel That'll Bore Ya
Please get out of here (Boredom Train, I hear)
So damn boring here

This place is very infested
Bugs, roaches, and army ants
You'll hear a lot of petty, petty noise
Dullness won't end
Kids have crayoned up the courtyard
Food tastes like sweat
Feel dead when you slumber
These nights, you'll forget
Fell asleep from the boredom
Heard some man's voice whine
He said, "We haven't had no people here since 1869"
And then the room service folks had all passed away
I got sick from the Jell-O from that night
Here's just what I say  :D

(I would like someone to write alterenative choruses to keep the variety going)

Thats great, Chris!


Ok next?

Anyone else wanna contribute?

If nobody else wants to contribute, we could make it a duet instead of a group parody. Our parodies are both underrated anyway.

While we wait for people to actually notice this thread, why don't you come up with an alternate chorus or two.

Welcome to the Hotel That'll Bore Ya
Fun times we'll erase, fun times we'll erase
Boring hotel place
Plenty of rooms at the Hotwl That'll Bore Ya
No one enters here, no one enters here
They will make you jeer :D

Dead bugs on the ceiling;
Guess they were bored here, too,
So they crawled right up to the highest place
For something to do
I lie in bed and wonder
Will this be my fate too,
To die here of insanity
'Cause there's nothing left to do?
Last thing I remember,
I had closed my eyes in sleep
But by the time I woke again,
It was only half-past three.

OK, somebody else can finish it.