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Subject: Penis hammered-off baggage-handler statue

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/02/05 at 3:35 pm

I'm laughing too hard to write a parody about this ... PLEASE somebody write one !!!

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050201/ap_on_fe_st/statue_vandalism_1


Subject: Re: Penis hammered-off baggage-handler statue

Written By: AdamEcc on 02/02/05 at 3:58 pm

Don't think I can help with a parody, but how about a suitable OS?

http://www.songlyrics101.com/lyrics/K/King%20Missile%20Lyrics/Detachable%20Penis%20Lyrics

Unfortunately, I couldn't find a midi :(

Subject: Re: Penis hammered-off baggage-handler statue

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 02/02/05 at 11:13 pm

I LOVE that detachable penis song, I think it's on a Triple J (radio station) compilation from 1998.

Subject: Re: Penis hammered-off baggage-handler statue

Written By: jreuben on 02/03/05 at 7:32 am


Don't think I can help with a parody, but how about a suitable OS?

http://www.songlyrics101.com/lyrics/K/King%20Missile%20Lyrics/Detachable%20Penis%20Lyrics

Unfortunately, I couldn't find a midi :(


I first heard this song on the radio after driving about 10 hours to Indiana.  I thought I was hallucinating at the time.

Subject: Re: Penis hammered-off baggage-handler statue

Written By: Leo Jay on 02/03/05 at 9:50 am


Is this along the lines of what you had in mind, Johnny?

Oh I have a hammer
I'm hammerin' his me-em-ber
I'm whackin' off his wiener
As only I ca-an

Cuz it needs a good poun-ding
And it needs a good banging
I'll get it off, beat it til
My hands're raw & blistered
Ohhh, oh bangin' that ma-a-a-n

(That's all I've got, if anyone wants to add to it, feel free.)


That's great!  I'm going with the Allman Brothers...

Lord, I saw porn – a baggage man
Flaunting his equipment and showing his plaster glands
I could not believe it – I hoped it would be banned
What a naughty baggage man!

Subject: Re: Penis hammered-off baggage-handler statue

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/03/05 at 10:01 am


Is this along the lines of what you had in mind, Johnny?

Oh I have a hammer
I'm hammerin' his me-em-ber
I'm whackin' off his wiener
As only I ca-an

Cuz it needs a good poun-ding
And it needs a good banging
I'll get it off, beat it til
My hands're raw & blistered
Ohhh, oh bangin' that ma-a-a-n

(That's all I've got, if anyone wants to add to it, feel free.)


D am n MooRocca!  That's awesome! 

Here's my addition: 

(BTW, the artist's name is Michael Hermesh.)

I've now got his balls
Mike better heed my warning
Cause folks shouldn't be seeing
these testular glands
He's quite a low hanger
He'll soon be in mourning
This ain't fit for wholesome, loving brothers and a-sisters
'took the law into my hand...

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