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Subject: HELP!!

Written By: Yar_Pirate on 03/15/05 at 7:40 pm

im usually good at writing song parodies..but for some reason im stumped at the moment. i have a biology project due thursday and we have to write a song/parody about a virus and i have Mumps. and im not sure what to do..

Suggestions/Help/Anything Else

please. :\'(

Subject: Re: HELP!!

Written By: Luke Brattoni on 03/15/05 at 7:58 pm

'Adapt' these...


http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thekinks0.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/kinks0.shtml
(What a coincidence!)

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/oakridgeboys1.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/aladdin2.shtml

Subject: Re: HELP!!

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/15/05 at 7:59 pm


im usually good at writing song parodies..but for some reason im stumped at the moment. i have a biology project due thursday and we have to write a song/parody about a virus and i have Mumps. and im not sure what to do..

Suggestions/Help/Anything Else

please. :\'(



I just slapped this parody together right now, without looking at any other parody or parodies called "Mumps".

I apologize if it resembles anybody else's parody called "Mumps" --- I promise you I didn't plagiarize, I just came up with this right now.

Feel free to use it with my compliments, but please give me credit as its author.

Original Song:  "Jump" by Van Halen

Parody: "Mumps"

I got mumps!
And man it gets me down!

I got it rough!
I’ve got the roughest around!

Do you know, baby, just how I feel ?

I've got these swo-o-o-ollen lumps, and, it sucks how they feel!

Oh can’t you see me lying here,
Flat on my back, I'm on my sick-bed, I'm green!

Ain't I the worst that you’ve seen?

Oh can’t you see what I mean ?

Mighty swelled, mumps!
MUMPS!
Mighty swelled, mumps!

Go to bed - mumps!
MUMPS!
Go to bed, mumps!

Aaa-ohh AACH-CHOO!
Gesundheit!
Watch out for my spit!

I'd say you don't know,
You won't know,
Until YOU catch it!

Oh can’t you see me lying here,
Flat on my back, I'm on my sick-bed, I'm green!

Ain't I the worst that you’ve seen?

Oh can’t you see what I mean ?

Mighty swelled, mumps!
MUMPS!
Mighty swelled, mumps!

Go to bed - mumps!
MUMPS!
Go to bed, mumps!

(instrumental)

Mighty swelled, mumps!
MUMPS!
Mighty swelled, mumps!

Go to bed - mumps!
MUMPS!
Go to bed, mumps!

Subject: Re: HELP!!

Written By: Yar_Pirate on 03/15/05 at 8:02 pm

AH! thank you guys so incredibly much!! anyone else feel free to make up your own mump song :)

Subject: Re: HELP!!

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/15/05 at 8:21 pm


AH! thank you guys so incredibly much!! anyone else feel free to make up your own mump song :)


Umm... one thing, though, my friend... I am going to post that new "Mumps" parody of mine on www.amiright.com at the next posting, so I can take credit for its authorship on AmiRight.

Just so you know!

;D

Johnny D

Subject: Re: HELP!!

Written By: Yar_Pirate on 03/15/05 at 9:06 pm

dont worry i wont take credit for it.

Subject: Re: HELP!!

Written By: EthanM on 03/15/05 at 9:33 pm

there are several other jump songs - jump around by house of pain, jump by kris kross, jump for my love by the pointer sisters... and then there's lump by the presidents of the USA

Subject: Re: HELP!!

Written By: Arwen on 03/16/05 at 12:55 pm

Is it me, or did that kid just trick you guys into doing his homework for him??

Subject: Re: HELP!!

Written By: Leo Jay on 03/16/05 at 1:07 pm

"Do You Really Want My Herpes?" to Culture Club's "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?"

Subject: Re: HELP!!

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/16/05 at 1:11 pm


Is it me, or did that kid just trick you guys into doing his homework for him??


That's up to him/her, isn't it ?


"Do You Really Want My Herpes?" to Culture Club's "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?"


LOL !!!!

Subject: Re: HELP!!

Written By: Claude_Prez on 03/16/05 at 1:41 pm


"Do You Really Want My Herpes?" to Culture Club's "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?"

I agree with Johnny.  LOL; that's one of the best titles ever.

Subject: Re: HELP!!

Written By: Leo Jay on 03/16/05 at 1:43 pm


That's up to him/her, isn't it ?  Not our problem.

LOL !!!!


Well, for being first with the LOL, Johnny D, I give you the right of first refusal -- want to give it a whirl?

Subject: Re: HELP!!

Written By: Johnny_D on 03/16/05 at 1:45 pm


Well, for being first with the LOL, Johnny D, I give you the right of first refusal -- want to give it a whirl?


I suggest we make it a GROUP PARODY COLLABORATION, like we used to do in the old days about a year ago!

How about posting it in A Room Full Of Monkeys?

Any takers?  Who wants to start?

Subject: Re: HELP!!

Written By: Leo Jay on 03/16/05 at 2:55 pm

Got me -- I just realized I don't remember a thing but that inane chorus... is there any more to the thing?

Subject: Re: HELP!!

Written By: EthanM on 03/16/05 at 2:59 pm

i thought it looked familiar:

http://www.whatfreaks.com/80s/cultureclub0.shtml

but i guess you could try to write something better

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