It's another quiz... guess the answers in this thread and i'll say if you're right in a week or so. Hopefully someone will get better than 60% this time around

1:
Now Pippin excels at bein' mischievous
He's never had fights with a knife
And he's talkin' with Merry, who's feet are real hairy
And probably will be for life

And then Gimli is tracking our body counts
As his enemies all drop like stones
Yes, he fights with a trait we call grumpiness
But it's better than fightin' alone

a) Tim Mayfield
b) Rice Cube & Watt Daddy
c) 2nz
d) Syncronos

2:


People come from Nintendo, all of it was there
Yoshi came from the egg, the Wario just got back by air
Waluigi came around the corner, much to my suprise
Bowser kidnapped Princess Toadstool right before my eyes

a) Arcade Junkie
b) Andrea Huckstep
c) Xander999
d) B. O'Connor

3:

My entry bell is ringin' - I go to see who is it there on the stoop.
Some boys yell, "Hey, your bag's on fire!"
Now, I'm stompin' flamin' goop.
It's three pm - the school bus comes -
Bringing little hairy monsters home from class.
Just 'cause they get so pumped -
Do they have to take it - out on my grass?


And I scream, "Hey kids! - Get off of my lawn!"
"Hey kids! - Get off of my lawn!"
"You'll wish - you'd never been born!"
"Don't fool around - or I'll sick my hounds - on your buns, Baby!"

a) Michael Pacholek
b) Stray Pooch
c) David Chrenko
d) Rick Duncan

4:

Ar, Arr , Arrr
I am a pirate, I am a pirate
Ar, Arr , Arrr
I am a pirate, I am a pirate
Ar, Arr , Arrr
I am a pirate, I am a pirate

Aye...
Me Maties like their grub
Aye...
Me Maties like their grub

Now go find an island to bury your loot
Just get your men a diggin', then you can start singin'
Find land lover's ships, and with cannons shoot
You can pillage their boat and, then kick them with your boot

a) Rick Duncan
B) Billy Florio
C) Johnny D
D) Paul Robinson

5:

That freak Michael Jackson
What is his deal?
He's one scary creepy looking guy
He was cool but now he's lost his mind
That freak Michael Jackson
What is his deal?
He's one scary creepy looking guy
He was cool but now he's lost his mind

What is his problem?
No one can tell what's goin' on
He used to have our love
Those days are long gone
Hope that he gets his
Gets his act together
He went from a beloved musician
To a hated child molestor
Michael Jackson

a) Mike Armstrong
b) Syncronos
c) Blo-Town
d) My Name is Kenny